'Real or reel?'
Here's the thing.
We've all met people with two eyes, two ears, two hands, and two legs.
But have you ever met a man who leads two lives?
By that, I mean two fathers, two mothers, two sets of friends...
two jobs, two families, two loves...
Yes, two loves.
Two true loves.
Have you ever met such a man?
Ranjangudi Anbarasu Murugesa Boopathy Ohoondhiran.
Alias Rambo.
That's his life.
Don't you want to know if this is real or reel?
Let's find out!
'Two Loves in a Breeze'
Record.
That's my son.
That's the boy I raised.
He's lost all memory. I can't take it, sir.
Excuse me, sir. Rambo's family is here.
I am Rambo's father!
Don't get worked up. Calm down.
Who is this guy claiming to be Rambo's father?
Nookers, where the hell were you gone? Where are our boys?
They are there.
- Fetch everyone. - Okay, sir.
Hello, sir. Where is our Rambo?
Madam, you are...?
I am Rambo's aunt.
M. Idhayakala.
Did Rambo face any problems growing up?
Face that camera.
We grew up with only problems. That was our problem.
Our family is cursed, sir.
No one in our family is married.
Truth be told, I am single, too.
Violently single.
The village believes anyone who gets married into our family will die.
So no one wanted to marry anyone in our family.
As a result, all of us are single and suffering alone.
No one in this family will get married.
And if they do, some harm always befalls the bride and groom.
Who would get their daughter married into this family?
To disprove the people who laughed...
my brother made a bold decision to marry his love, Mina Kaif, an English teacher.
- What happened? - Let's go.
Where are you taking me?
He publicly married Mina Kaif, a Muslim.
Because his love for her was true.
And because the townsfolk needed to realise that the curse was just a superstition.
He wished to lead a life that made people go "Oh, wow!"
Take a good look, all of you.
My son's birth will bring us all good fortune.
We hoped, with the birth of the child...
our townsfolk would realise that the curse upon our family was false...
and let us get married too.
And so we anxiously awaited the birth of the child.
Rambo was born, in response to all our prayers.
But soon after Rambo's birth, the curse struck our family again.
My son is born!
We will only know good times now.
My son is born!
His name is Ohoondhiran.
Ranjangudi Anbarasu Murugesa Boopathy Ohoondhiran.
Can't hear you.
I said, Oho--
Rambo's father died on the day he was born.
Murugesa thought he'd have a happy life after marriage.
But the birth of his son brought about his death!
Forlorn over the loss of my brother, his wife suffered a stroke.
She lost all memory.
She couldn't walk either.
The only face she remembers is that of her son, Rambo.
Rambo grew up.
The whole village considered him to be unlucky.
Why did you turn the light on?
I told you to never set foot inside my house.
He turned the light on?
Anything he touches turns to dust!
The choco bar is really tasty, right?
Oh, I love choco bar.
I want a choco bar too.
- Brother, give me a choco bar. - We are out of choco bar.
- They just bought it here. - I just ran out of stock.
Can you come back later?
Why do you always come after I sell out?
He started believing he was an unlucky person.
We never let him feel that way.
But gradually, he started realising it.
Rambo, wait outside please.
Nothing will happen to your mother. Go on, kid.
Aunt, you're okay.
This happens every time he gets close to her.
See for yourself.
She got better the moment the boy walked away.
Make sure he doesn't come near her.
It's in her best interest.
Ma...
Come.
Ma, they say you fall sick when I come close to you.
I'm here now...
Are you okay, Ma?
Who told you that?
Come closer.
Come.
No, Ma.
When I step out, even the rain stops.
I never get anything I want.
No one likes me.
Why do such things happen only to me?
There is a word in English for it.
Jinx.
Jinx? What does that mean, Ma?
Before a great miracle is about to take place...
there will be several small obstacles.
But one day, all these obstacles will shatter to pieces...
and all the things you like will surround you and hug you.
You said no one likes you?
That will completely change.
Everyone will start liking you.
You will swim in their affection.
You will float.
Twofold.
Tenfold.
A hundredfold.
You will get an abundance of everything.
It will rain over you.
And remember, when it rains, it pours.
Really, Ma?
Why did you come in?
Go away!
Didn't I tell you, Ma?
Rambo, stop. Where are you going?
Rambo started firmly believing that whenever he goes anywhere close to his mother...
something bad will happen to her.
He decided that the further he goes away from her, the better for her.
Aunty, how is Ma doing now?
She is a little better.
Where are you?
Where are you calling from?
Your mother finally regained consciousness and sat up.
I've given her curd rice.
Aren't you coming to eat?
He decided that he had to stay away from his mother for her sake.
But no matter how far he went...
he works tirelessly day and night, and sends me money...
and takes good care of her to this day.
Rambo is a normal person like the rest of us, right?
No, sir.
Rambo always considers himself a very unlucky person.
He always says, 'I will never get this.' 'It won't happen.'
Most things he says do sound unbelievable.
But one day...
something unbelievable happened.
As unbelievable as saying Dindugul Leoni and Sunny Leone are siblings.
You're staying in so everyone else can enjoy the rain?
You think it will stop raining if you step out?
Let's put it to test.
Let a good thing be, Maaran.
It's raining after ages. Let it rain.
It's better for everyone.
I've seen people cook up tales.
But you're cooking up a whole buffet!
Bullshit, baby. We planned to spend one day outside.
And this stupid rain screwed it up.
This is why I hate coming out.
We are well prepared for the exams. I hope the rain stops.
They all wish for the rain to stop.
Let me see you step out and stop the rain.
It's stopped raining!
Wow, so cool!
This is all in your head.
- Okay, how about another test? - What test?
You see two stalls there?
Get me a choco bar from there, and I will believe you.
Is that all? Done.
I'm going to get you that choco bar and make you eat your words.
Oh my goodness!
Only an idiot would keep doubting it.
And that is why he tried.
Sure, sir.
I am an idiot.
And he is a NASA scientist.
Do you know how difficult it is to buy ice cream?
If I get it for you...
will you admit that it's all in your head?
Get it for me, and I will admit that it's all in my head, my tail, my foot.
I'll get it right away.
Back in a bit, with choco bar.
Oh, dear.
- Got any choco bars? - We do, sir.
- You do? Give me. - Okay.
We have it, sir.
You fool, I'm asking for it. Give it to me.
It's just that I don't have it here. It's there in the factory.
He just got the last one.
Who?
Hey, big guy!
Don't open it!
Rambo!
Look at your choco bar-eating face!
- Rambo! - Stop.
- What's up, bro? - I'll smack you!
You knocked my ice cream out of my hand.
I'll whack you.
You're going to hit me?
- Oh, yeah. - Go on.
Who do you think you are messing with?
- He is our boss, our deity. - Rambo!
Here's proof that it's all in your head, your tail, your foot!
Oh, no!
- Arnold? - He fell down.
Hurry up.
Arnold?
Lift him up.
Lift, lift, lift.
Oh no. He drank sewage water!
I may have fallen inside...
but look how I saved your favourite ice cream for you.
Sir, have you ever see a crow take a shit at night?
The crow shat on his ice cream.
He is one lucky guy.
Sir, he drives the taxi with me in the mornings.
Yes, he works with him all day.
One would expect him to sleep at night.
But instead, he colours his hair at night...
and works with me as a bouncer at a pub.
He's always looking down when he is in the club.
I don't know why, but he never looks up!
One fine day...
If I am wrong, I think it was the festival of Vinayakar Chaturthi.
What are you looking at?
Greetings, sir.
She is Mohammed Moby's girlfriend.
She is gorgeous, sir.
No one gets to look at her.
You should be like him.
Keep your head down, and don't look up, okay?
Come, Khati Baby. This is my club!
This is Moby's joint, all day all night.
Do you expect me to tunnel through the earth to see you?
You can't look down all the time. When will you ever look up?
The pub, the club, the girls... aren't these pretty sights?
Arnold, say I look at someone and end up liking them...
something bad will happen to them.
If bad things happens to the people I like because of me, that's a minus.
Keeping my head down, and not looking at them is a plus.
You've asked me a hundred times, and I've answered you a thousand times!
If you ask me again...
I will take a good look at your face and say,
'You look smart and handsome.'
But I do look amazing, don't I?
So shall I tell you 'You look amazing'?
Come here, Khati Baby!
Khati Baby!
It's nothing.
Why have you poured red wine on your leg?
Just get me a band-aid.
Sorry.
Sorry for what?
You won't get it. It's a minus.
Just accept my apology. That's a plus.
Boss, if you have something to say to me, be it sorry or thanks...
look at my face and say it.
Say it now.
Sorry.
"I met this beautiful, gorgeous girl"
"The moment I saw her I turned jelly"
"Oh, yeah I met this beautiful, gorgeous girl"
"The moment I saw her I turned jelly"
"Are those eyes or power sockets? It's a real confusion"
"How to sing about those eyes? I need education"
"From this day, my heart is yours Your play station"
"Wherever you are To me is a hill station"
"Good vibration"
"Such a good sensation"
"To get you girl, I'm gonna start meditation"
"You dazzling thing"
How dare you disobey Moby?
"You glittering gemstone You sparkling jewel"
"You dazzling creature You flaming crimson"
"You glittering gemstone You sparkling jewel"
Hi!
Maybe if my father hadn't incurred those losses...
Maybe if he hadn't suffered a heart attack...
Maybe if Moby and his family hadn't helped us...
I wouldn't be complaining to you.
Are you laughing at me?
Laughing at me?
I will gouge your eyes out.
Are you seriously laughing again?
"Her came, saw, conquered And repeat"
"Every time she looks at me My insides turn to mush"
"Khatija - came, saw, conquered And repeat"
"Every time she looks at me My insides turn to mush"
Do you come here every day?
Maybe.
"Damn, she's got a boyfriend That's a complication"
"And yet, she looks at me I get this satisfaction"
"What a situation"
"I want a solution"
"Every time she enters the club It's celebration"
Great moves. Now dance over there.
Very good. Very good, guys.
Do you come here every day?
Maybe.
What?
Maybe!
Will you be coming tomorrow?
- I'll join you. - Okay.
Maybe...
Why do you respond to every question with 'maybe'?
That is the most honest answer.
Because nothing in this world is certain.
Some things look good initially, but end badly.
- Baby! - I'm just coming, Moby.
What Baby?
Some things appear bad, but end well.
And so...maybe.
You answer every question of mine with 'maybe'.
So, can I call you Maybe from now?
Okay, Rambo.
Okay, Maybe.
- Bye, Rambo. - Bye, Maybe!
I sacrificed my whole life only because my father said so.
Why is it that the elders only notice rich, well-settled boys?
I'm talking to you. Answer me.
Answer me, man!
Sorry!
Maybe.
I didn't ask you anything.
I said, I didn't ask you anything.
Go
Thank you, Rambo.
It's okay, Maybe.
Hey...
Come here.
Yes, you with the coloured hair. Come here.
How dare you call my baby 'baby'?
Sir, I didn't say Baby. I said Maybe.
You didn't say Maybe. You said Baby!
Don't be such a baby, sir. I said Maybe.
No, you said Baby. Right, Baby?
No, Moby!
You are so used to calling me Baby...
so when he called me Maybe now, maybe you heard it as Baby, Moby.
Oh, Baby...
If he actually said Maybe...
why would I hear it as baby? I am not a little baby!
I am Mohammed Moby!
Moby!
Mohammed Moby!
- Moby Sir... - Yeah, tell me.
Every time I ask her a question, she responds with 'maybe'...
so I call her Maybe.
What?
She is Baby only to Moby.
And Maybe to Rambo.
You better be.
You come, baby.
See you, Maybe.
Maybe!
- They are lying-- - Say it to that camera, dear.
They are lying, sir.
Rambo spent the entire day of Vinayaka Chaturthi with us.
We went to see a potential groom for Kanmani.
- For whom? - Kanmani, my sister.
Look there.
Kanmani, my sister.
You are so cute, Bhargav.
Does it look good?
It looks great!
Sister!
And this looks even better.
Let's go, come on.
- Catch me if you can. - You catch me!
Here I come.
Have some juice.
Bhargav is here. Let's hide.
Yes, let's hide. Run!
Have some juice.
Take it.
Sister, look there!
Bhargav!
- Bhargav... - You lunatic.
I offer you some juice, and you pour it on my face?
Sorry, it wasn't intentional.
You lunatic!
Lunatic!
Hey!
What do I call him, if not a lunatic?
He isn't like the other kids.
True, he is not like the other kids.
All the other kids, and us, have all 23 pairs of chromosomes intact.
For kids like my brother, they have an extra chromosome in the 21st pair.
So they are slow at understanding some things,
and comprehend them differently.
But their thoughts are purer,
and they are more intelligent than the rest of us.
Unlike what you said.
You always justify it by saying something like this!
Hey!
Hold on, Kanmani.
Don't waste time, uncle.
Just say sorry to him.
I am not saying sorry.
Or he will be upset about it all day.
I can't say sorry.
I can't. Shut up.
Why should I apologise for his offence?
Uncle, sorry.
- Hello? - Hello, over here.
- The cab... - Yeah, I see you.
Seat belt.
Okay.
Six-Nine-Four-Eight.
You'll see the first address there. Just follow that route.
- You've booked a 6 hour package. - That's right.
Minmini, give me the plate.
This is such a happy and positive cab.
I think this is our lucky cab.
Going in a cab like this can only lead to good outcomes.
Minmini, are you okay?
Bhargav?
- Sorry. - Please go slower.
Traditionally, the groom's family visits the bride's house.
Don't you think it is strange for the bride to visit the groom's house?
Yes, sir. My house is really far from here.
I didn't want you to go through the hassle.
We own a really big house.
It is under a minor litigation issue.
If not for that, we could have met there.
Are you implying my son will live with you in your house after the wedding?
That's not what I meant.
I know it is a blessing to be able to live with one's parents.
I won't disturb that.
Has no elder from your family come to discuss other details?
No, sir. I am arranging this marriage for myself.
So, whatever it is, you can discuss it with me.
How can we do that?
Madam, we can split the wedding expenses.
I will take care of all the reception expenses.
I've saved up 50 sovereigns of gold.
We were expecting a minimum of 75 sovereigns.
That's too low.
What do we do?
Kanmani...
Let's split the reception expenses.
So we can move that money here, and that makes it 10.5?
Will 60 sovereigns do?
When will Dinesh come?
Can I see him?
Oh, sorry.
Dinesh!
Go and stand next to my son.
Go on, Kanmani.
They look good together, right?
Bhargav, don't.
Have some juice, kid.
No, he doesn't like juice. He's got a cold.
That's okay. Let him drink it. He is just a kid.
After the wedding, both the kids will be staying with one of your relatives, right?
Discuss it and make arrangements already.
I hope they will be staying in another house.
Thanks and goodbye.
We are okay with this if you put them up in a hostel.
Thanks and goodbye.
How can you expect your siblings to live with you after the wedding?
How is it fair?
Sir, I'd made it very clear in my profile.
You were really beautiful in your pictures.
So we wanted to meet you in person and talk it out.
Thanks and goodbye.
Maybe it's the clothes?
Yes, Kanmani.
Maybe I should change? Let's do that.
We're fine with living together with your siblings.
Because our son really likes you.
We like you too.
- Right, Lakshmi? - Yes.
But you can't say you will have children only after 2-3 years!
Sir, I want to see how he takes care of my siblings for a couple of years.
I can have children with him only after he gains my trust, right?
In that case, this won't work out.
Thanks.
And goodbye.
Minmini, Bhargav... let's go.
See you, brother.
Dad, all okay?
Son, she isn't right for you.
Who the hell are you to decide that?
- Calm down, son. - You are messing things up!
Forget about it, Kanmani. Next Sunday, we move on to the next list.
Don't feel bad.
Not at all. I'm not feeling bad.
We'll handle it!
Wish we had taken a picture with Modi.
Ma'am...
Huh?
You are looking for a groom?
Is it okay if he is just a driver?
Huh?
Is it okay if he is a cab driver for Ola and Uber?
Yeah, of course.
That is a decent job, too.
He is somewhere between tan and dark. Is that okay?
That's okay, but he should be taller than me.
He is.
He doesn't have a six pack.
He has a slightly bloated body. Is that okay?
I don't like six packs.
A little out of shape is actually better.
In that case, can I encourage him to talk to you?
Yes, tell him to talk to me.
Nothing wrong in that. Let's see how it goes.
Brother, I almost forgot.
Don't give him my number.
Tell him to send me a request through my profile on Tamil Matrimony.
My profile name is Kanmani Ganguly. Don't forget.
Ganguly as in the cricket player?
Are you related to Sourav Ganguly?
No, my father's name is Ganguly. We are Bengalis.
I am Minmini Ganguly. And he is Bhargav Ganguly.
Your family name is Ganguly?
- Bengali family, yes. - Okay.
Thanks and goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bhargav...
Bye!
To know how much you like that girl...
I don't even need to look at your face.
I can see it in the girl's face.
Don't raise your hand. I don't like it, Moby.
Don't raise your hand.
The way they are fighting, looks like you really like that girl.
I don't like it. Don't talk to me like that.
When a rock solid couple like them walk in...
boys like you make them rocky just by staring, eh?
I can't deal with this.
Careful, don't end up falling in love with her.
He might hit her.
Just leave me alone.
He actually hit her?
Have you fallen in love with her?
Don't create a scene, woman!
I'm fine, just leave me.
- Step aside. - I am Mohammed Moby!
Someone tell her...
How dare she create a scene!
He hit me in front of you.
How could you just stand and watch?
What can he do except stand and watch?
Right?
Are you glaring at me?
Stand back.
Let go of my leg.
How dare you hit me?
All of you are sacked.
Anyone can hit him on the head. Free for all.
He hit a woman. Feel free to hit him.
Free for all. Free for all.
Go for it!
How dare she!
You okay?
Baby...
What?
Are you okay, baby?
- I hope he is fine. - He is bleeding!
The reason my father had a second heart attack...
the woman who married my father and gave birth to me...
left him and got married to someone else.
If my father hears about this Moby issue, he won't survive another heart attack.
Let's have ice cream?
Two choco bars.
I am out of choco bars. Can I give you something else?
I know. Give us whatever you've got.
- Just one. - Sorry, brother.
You always ask me after I run out of stock.
Don't take it the wrong way...
What do you do?
My dream is to become a singer and a songwriter.
But I couldn't focus on it due to my family situation.
One other thing...
The other day, I only admired the tattoo on your leg.
And you got injured as a result of that.
Then, I admired your happy relationship with Moby.
That went for a toss, too.
It's all my fault, right?
Sorry for my minus.
You say 'sorry' all the time.
Is 'sorry' your favourite word?
What you did for me is a big plus.
As long as you feel that way!
If you won't get me wrong, can I ask you something else?
Why were you fearlessly looking at me when your boyfriend was right by your side?
Because you were fearlessly looking at me when my boyfriend was right next to me.
I only looked because you were looking.
I looked because you looked.
- No, I looked because you looked. - I looked because you looked.
It looked like you weren't comfortable. So I was checking on you from time to time.
I was looking at you wondering why someone could colour their hair that way!
- Don't think otherwise. - Not at all.
You loved Moby, didn't you?
I tried to.
But I couldn't.
Mr. Rambo suffers from dissociative disorder.
He doesn't remember anything now.
Let's find out in the show if he remembers anything.
Let's hope for the best.
"I'm a slip You're a child's lisp"
"Your presence in me is only right"
"You're the leaf I'm the monsoon"
It's not the season of measured raindrops
"I gleaned him from the depths of the ocean"
"He's the suitable one to seek refuge"
"Oh, that face with a beautiful smile"
"That place that I conjure at will"
"Oh, that face with a beautiful smile That place that I conjure at will"
"Thank my birth stars You're a boon to me"
"I'm a slip You're a child's lisp"
"Your presence in me is only right"
"You're the leaf I'm the monsoon"
"It's not the season of measured raindrops"
This is our house.
My father built it for us, so lovingly.
- Who are these people? - Film crew.
Don't ask! Come on.
Can't you see the door was shut? You just barged in?
- You expect me to get up and open it? - Buzz off.
My father feared I'd refuse to get married for the sake of my siblings...
so he left behind a will that I'd get complete control of this property...
only when I get married and sign the papers with my husband.
Then he died.
But what if the guy who marries me separates me from my children?
So I am waiting for the right guy.
"Reading the language of her eyes I have become a student"
"Admiring her gestures I have become a fan"
"In his presence I become like a mist over mirage"
"In his proximity I become a dew over lotus blossom"
"I've become a kind of friend to her"
"I've become the kind of helper she'd like"
"I gleaned him from the depths of the ocean"
"He's the suitable one to seek refuge"
"Oh, that face with the beautiful smile"
"That place that I conjure at will"
"Oh, that face with the beautiful smile That place that I conjure at will"
"Thank my birth stars You're a boon to me"
"I'm a slip You're a child's lisp"
"Your presence in me is only right"
"You're the leaf I'm the monsoon"
"It's not the season of measured raindrops"
Rambo, I need to get to know you.
You need to get to know me.
I think this is really important. So, I'll give you one and half minutes.
We can ask anything about each other.
But we have to speak the truth.
Because I don't know if I will answer your questions truthfully later.
You start.
Why?
I have to come up with questions based on what you ask me.
So you go first.
Fine.
Hometown?
Ranjankudi.
Ranjankudi...
Is Rambo your full name?
Ranjankudi Anbarasu Murugesa Boopathy...
Ohoondhiran!
Ohoondhiran?
What's Ohoondhiran?
I was named in the hope that people would go 'Oh, wow!' at me.
And did that work?
Oh, wow!
Do you have a girlfriend?
Pardon?
Do you have a love story?
Not yet. Nothing happened.
You must be at least 30, right?
Have you done it yet?
Oh, yes.
You have?
No, I don't have a girlfriend or a love story.
Hmm.
Bikes or cars?
Both.
Wealth or affection?
Both.
Oh, dear. Biriyani or curd rice?
Both.
Why are you saying 'both' for everything?
You can only pick one.
What's wrong in choosing both when I like both?
Fine, my one and half minutes is up.
It's your turn. Ask me anything you like.
What's your full name?
Khatija Begum.
Are you mommy's girl or daddy's girl?
I was daddy's girl while Mom was still around.
And now only my dad is around, so I am a motherless daddy's girl.
So you were always daddy's girl?
- Yeah. - Good.
Biriyani or curd rice?
Pasta!
What's your criteria for choosing a guy?
This.
Was Moby your first boyfriend?
I'm happy when you talk to me.
I like it.
Because I like it, there is this nagging fear that I will lose it.
Will you always talk to me like this?
Your one and half minutes is up.
Kanmani, Rambo suffers from dissociative disorder.
He will only remember one of his lives now.
Unbelievable!
It could be the one with you in it.
Because he is completely cured now.
Phew!
When I say completely cured, it means he's forgotten everything.
Kanmani, we've been observing him all day. He has forgotten everything.
How is that possible?
That's the worst part of dissociative disorder.
He either remembers everything, or just one of his lives.
Let's get on stage and see what he remembers.
So, two lives... and two loves.
How is this possible? Even I am confused.
Let's ask psychiatrist Dr. Raghavendran.
Welcome, doctor.
Doctor, two lives. And two loves.
How is this possible? Please explain.
Mr. Rambo suffers from dissociative identity disorder.
Patients suffering from it lead two lives simultaneously.
The cause could be...
a deep emotional wound from childhood.
Compared to the average human...
patients with a traumatic past have a higher tendency to forget things.
To give you an example...
when they are leading a life...
they don't even remember the people they met in their other life.
More importantly, when they are leading one life...
they won't even remember who they were in the other life.
So Mr. Rambo, who suffers from this condition...
has spent his days with Kanmani...
and his nights with Khatija.
Are you saying he was aware that he was doing something wrong?
No, he wasn't aware.
This is just a minor mistake that happened without his knowledge.
It's only a medical condition.
He is not to be blamed for this.
In fact, we cannot blame him.
Did everyone hear that? Rambo isn't at fault here.
Doctor, no one could have explained it better.
Thank you so much for being in our Real or Reel show.
- Thank you, doctor. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
The doctor clearly explained Rambo's condition to us.
Hope everyone understood it.
Bye!
She saw me.
She didn't see you, sir.
No, look at her!
She saw me but pretends not to have seen me.
She didn't see you but pretends to have seen you.
You stupid idiot!
Start the car!
Faster, faster.
Drive faster! Don't let them out of sight.
Khati, tell me.
Moby is following me. He's been on my tail for a while.
Go faster. Don't lose her.
Khati, don't get panic.
Go home. I'm coming.
Arnold, where are you? Come immediately.
If I do that, I will stink up the place.
It's okay. Come at once.
Fine, as you wish!
You hit me on the head?
Let's see what you've got now.
Give me that.
Send for more men.
- Babe, one second. - What is it?
Yes, brother?
Jaga, I need 15 men immediately.
Okay.
- Brother? - Yes, Jaga?
- What do you want? - I need 15 men immediately.
I'm caught up in a friendly commitment.
I can't make any calls now.
You can do one thing.
Talk nice to him, brainwash and postpone the fight to tomorrow.
Get an advance from him if possible.
We're struggling to make ends meet.
Make sure the fight doesn't get called off.
I'm doing this gig for free.
Handle it.
Okay, Jaga.
Hello? I am unable to get men at the moment.
I'm sorry.
You said you knew this guy...
whom we can call for big fights.
I need him now.
No, I only want him.
- He never answers his phone. - I'll pay a lot of money.
Fine, I'll try.
Tell him to come.
I didn't expect you to answer right away!
I was in a good mood.
What's the matter?
There's an important job. A big shot.
He's stuck.
He is ready to pay.
Can you go there immediately?
Where is the location?
You know Valluvar Kottam?
Yes, behind it. Lake View Road.
- Correct! - Sixth street.
How did you know that?
This big shot of yours is trying to hire me to hit me.
Unfortunately, at this moment I am not interested in hitting myself.
I am only interested in hitting him.
Ask him if he is okay with that.
I'll hit him.
If not, tell him to just go back.
He doesn't even have to apologise.
We can avoid a fight.
Brother, you are asking for men to hit my boss.
I know, you moron. Hang up.
Khatija...
You think he will be with you all the time?
He will step out at some point.
Then you will see what Mohammed Moby is capable of.
Mohammed Moby!
This is my Rambo.
He will always be by my side. Next to me...
just like this.
Do your best.
Buzz off.
Oh, you will see.
Okay, baby?
Okay.
Superb!
Yes, brother? Tell me.
I've come to drop Kanmani.
- Hi, uncle. - Hi!
Come.
Water?
Sit.
- You want water? - Yes, uncle.
When you drink this...
you eat these munchies with it.
Okay?
Want to eat?
Here you go.
Bhargav!
Minmini, wait outside.
Bhargav?
Come here. You can't be here.
Kanmani, I hardly see you around.
Let's go.
Do you have no intention of vacating?
My intentions are to marry you.
Bhargav, if you are feeling okay, we can leave.
Bhargav?
Bhargav, what's this bad smell on you?
What did you think brandy smells like?
Have a murukku, Kanmani.
Here's some murukku from Manapparai.
And thaen murukku.
He is a child.
I'm a little child, too.
Don't you know that?
Don't glare at me. Just go.
I won't vacate.
Rambo!
- Minmini, get some water. - What happened?
What happened, Bhargav?
Bhargav!
What happened?
They made the child drink brandy.
Brandy?
Can you do me a favour?
Can you take me to a big rowdy?
Someone scary, big, and strong.
Who gave the kid brandy?
- Was it you? - No!
- Was it you? - What?
Was it the guy wearing the red kurta?
No.
Oh, this guy?
What are you glaring at?
Look at that!
Fine, I gave it to him. What about it?
I didn't just give him booze. I also gave him munchies.
Hit him!
Don't spare him.
Stop it!
Hitting a drunk man is an offence.
Stepping on someone is an offence too.
What is it that you want?
Vacate the house.
I'll vacate the house once they pay me.
- How much? - Not much...
Just 50 Lakhs.
I'll give it. Vacate tomorrow.
Kanmani...
My back hurts. Get down, man.
How could you do that to a child?
Kanmani, tell Bhargav I said sorry.
What else?
I will also vacate the house tomorrow morning.
I might just throw up all the booze I drank.
Get off me.
Guys, tell him to get off me.
It hurts!
Listen to me.
Kanmani, you think he will always be by your side?
He will have to step out at some point.
I'll sort you out then.
He will always...
be by my side.
Right next to me.
Just like this.
Yes, Rambo?
Let's see.
Let's see if he stands by you, or leaves you stranded.
Should we dignify that with a response?
So he fought for you and you decided he was your man?
Right?
One day...
Hello? Rambo?
You've booked a two hour package? The kids aren't coming?
Let's go on a drive?
Drive? Where to?
It's not like we can do an India tour in two hours.
Let's go.
Go straight, and take that right.
Not left.
Turn right.
We can go out only if we turn left.
No.
Turn right.
Right.
- I should turn right now? - Right.
I get it.
Why did you suddenly want to go on a drive?
And such a long one too?
No reason. It's been a while since I went out.
So I wanted to talk to you and go on a drive.
Is it? Come
We got lost in our conversation and ended up all the way here!
Looks like you'd drive me all the way to Pondicherry!
Another half an hour, and we'll reach Bangalore!
Should I turn around?
Turn around.
But you just got in.
What's the hurry?
I've been out for a while. I need to go home.
Everyone would be waiting for me.
Everyone? Who?
Yes.
Mom would be home when I return.
She's be worried and angry that I was gone.
I'd give her a tight hug to pacify her.
Then I'd lie on her lap.
My father would come and massage my feet.
It would feel so good.
I'd forget all my troubles and fall asleep.
Just for a little while...
I'd have no worries.
No thoughts.
You know what they'd do next?
They'd casually broach the subject of my marriage.
But I'd close my eyes and pretend to be asleep.
Look how far we've come!
We have reached Kulu Manali.
Look at the snow there. Are you feeling cold?
Can you see the snow?
Check it out!
Aren't you feeling cold?
Yes, I am feeling cold.
Look at Taj Mahal over here. It looks so beautiful!
So beautiful!
It is beautiful.
Hold tight.
We've reached Jaisalmer desert. It's about to get bumpy.
It is actually bumpy!
Hold tight.
We've reached Niagara Falls.
Niagara Falls in India?
This is the Indian Niagara Falls! Look over there.
Lower the window and feel it. Look outside.
- I can feel the spray! - Take a look outside.
Howrah Bridge in Kolkata. Look outside.
How it stands strong with no support!
Of course, what do you expect? It was built by the Ganguly family.
Look at Mumbai Gate over there.
We've reached Bangalore!
I'm not done seeing Mumbai, and you are in Bangalore already?
Look at Tirupati Venkatachalapathy!
- Bless me, Lord of the Seven Hills. - God, bless everyone.
When are we going home?
Almost there. Look at Marina Beach along the way.
- I am looking at it. - Almost there.
We are home.
You took me on a tour all over India within two hours.
Book a four hour package, I will take you on a world tour.
I am sure you will!
"My dearest The apple of my eye"
"Oh, my dearest..."
"Don't you ever shed a tear, dearest"
"Don't you ever shed a tear"
"Come to me, you rose among thorns You'll never want for anything"
"This fragrance will never fade My dearest, my dearest"
"Oh, my dearest..."
"My dearest The apple of my eye"
"Oh, my dearest..."
Make a wish!
"Don't you drive me crazy My dearest"
"Don't you drive me crazy"
"Even if the world as we know changes"
"Don't you ever leave my sight"
What did you wish for?
- I wished for 50 lakhs. - Oh, come on.
No, really. I need it urgently.
Don't ever come back. Get lost.
Don't act too cool.
You are the owner only from today. It was ours until now.
How did you manage this?
You just went ahead and gave me 50 lakhs. No questions asked.
We are talking 50 lakhs here!
It's okay, Rambo!
I love you...
Is it easy or hard to say, "I love you"?
I've never said those words to anyone.
Nor has anyone said them to me.
So I don't know.
I love you.
It's easy to say "I love you" in an affectionate way.
But it is hard to say it when you truly mean it.
Especially for a girl, it's hard to say it truthfully.
Because there is a tonne of hope...
several kilos of desires...
and a few grams of fear attached to it.
Only when I feel like I will never have to say those words again to anyone else...
when I feel like he will be with me till the end of time...
that's when I will say it.
Actually, it is harder to make someone want to say it, than to say it.
You make me want to say it.
You make me want to say those words to you.
I have a feeling, loving you would be the right thing.
That's a good omen.
I love you!
It's okay if the guy is dark skinned.
It's okay if he is a little bloated too.
You are the missing piece in my life, Rambo.
Love you.
Enough.
I love you, Rambo.
That was easy.
Maybe it was easy because it was you.
Take it.
You always ask me after I run out of stock.
- Let me pay for it. - Don't worry about it.
Enjoy it.
Rambo! Your mother is awake. She is standing now.
Rambo is refusing to believe me. You tell him.
One day, all these obstacles will shatter to tiny pieces...
Twofold. Tenfold.
A hundredfold.
You will get an abundance of everything.
And remember...
when it rains...
it pours.
"Even the rain refused"
"To pour over me"
"Even flowers refused"
"To caress me"
"Are things about to change now?"
"Will good things happen?"
"Are things about to change now?"
"Oh, it hurts deep inside me..."
"I feel like crying Even as I crack a smile"
"There's a twist in the tale Girl, it's your doing"
"Even the rain refused"
"To pour over me"
"Even flowers refused"
"To caress me"
Rambo?
Hi, Rambo!
Hi!
Why haven't you been answering my calls?
Rambo?
- I'm talking to you! - Rambo?
Lord Muruga, the Almighty.
Bless everyone.
Live long and prosper.
- Rambo! - Rambo!
You see this, God?
He promptly wakes me up at 05:30 all the time...
but I have to wake him up today.
Are you ready to go?
Yes, want to come with me?
What do you mean 'Want to come with me?' We always go together!
Let's go together. Come with me?
What does he mean?
He is inside but I hear the sound from outside.
Why are you standing there?
Don't come near me, or I'll jump off.
Fine, I'm not coming! What's your problem?
- I am going to break the hearts of two girls. - So?
I don't want to live to see it.
I want to die with their memories.
Jumping from there won't kill you!
I'm going to consume this poison...
stab myself in the heart with this knife...
and hang from this noose.
That should kill me, right?
You have so many options to kill yourself?
- Listen to me... - Don't come near me!
- Don't get close, or I'll take you with me. - Fine!
Hold on a second.
Let me make a call.
Prabhu Sir...
Rambo is making an empty threat to commit suicide over his two-sided love.
He will be over it by morning. I'll bring him there. Be ready.
Don't you dare come near me.
I've talked to him. Listen to me.
Kanmani and Khati... goodbye!
Have a bath. Let's talk in the morning!
Welcome. Are you well?
I am doing well.
Are you okay?
The guy won't trouble you again. Don't worry.
We know you are there for her.
Give me a moment to talk to them.
Okay, see you.
Tell me everything.
You know I'd do anything to return your favour to my family?
Yes.
Let me fix this for you.
Just do as I say.
I'll take care of the rest.
Do you trust me?
I don't have a choice.
- Sir, some juice? - No, thank you.
Look...
Anyone else in your position would have taken advantage of this opportunity.
But you...
you were thoughtful about the two girls' lives...
and chose to not hurt them any more.
Just for that, I will help you.
- Juice, sir? - No thanks.
Listen, Rambo...
Two girlfriends, two wives, two houses... that does sound wrong.
But two lives, two families, two fathers, two mothers, two sets of friends...
delivered in a husky voice, followed by, two girlfriends...
now, that doesn't sound so bad. It even sounds surprising.
But it is still wrong, sir.
- Does it even sound believable? - The show is just for the two girls.
Let my channel, my talk show, and I take care of that.
I will get people to make some noise and make both the girls believe it.
Sir, the poor guy only managed to get two lovers.
How will he find two families now?
We've got people for that.
But they need to put on a convincing act.
Take a look at this.
Breathe life into it, sir.
Marcus! Can you pretend to be Rambo's father?
Just give me the opportunity, sir!
Sir, how could he pull off my father?
Same hairstyle, sir. I can pull it off.
Marcus, I may even hit you, or rough you up.
But you must say with conviction, 'Rambo is my son.'
Even if you roll me over...
I will never tell the truth, sir.
No matter what happens, Rambo is my son and...
I am Rambo's father!
I didn't bear him in my womb.
But he is my son.
Sir, we are Rambo's family.
Just look at his face.
They've stolen the mannequin wigs from a textile store...
and put it on their heads, sir.
How dare you call this a wig? Come and see for yourself!
Our family uses Karthika shampoo!
Sit down.
How dare you call this a wig?
Please sit down.
Rambo...
I've done my job.
I've talked it out with them.
You come out there and pretend not to remember either of them.
Just like you wanted, you can send them home with no hard feelings.
I met them both on Vinayakar Chaturthi.
Kanmani during the day.
Khatija at night.
My mother said everything will change one day.
I believed that was the day.
There were signs, too.
I end up losing everything I like.
I am a terribly unlucky person.
But those two girls were the only thing I truly liked, that stuck with me.
Please don't mistake my saying this.
Maybe you were 99.9 percent in love with one of them.
And you loved the other girl 100 percent.
Why not live with the person you loved 100 percent?
Oh, no. That's a sin, sir.
A sin.
I can't do it.
The fact that two such girls liked me will get me through my life.
Let me know when you are ready.
I'll do as you say.
Sir...
I must act like I've forgotten the two most unforgettable people in my life?
Fine, I'll do it.
It's easy.
I'll be there.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
It's time to call Mr. Rambo.
Welcome, Mr. Rambo.
Rambo!
Son, your beloved family members are on this side.
- Come over to this side. - Ready, Mr. Rambo?
Come back to this side, son.
You've made up your mind, haven't you?
Just say that you don't remember both of them and get it over with.
Hi, Kanmani.
Oh, I see. Kanmani...
Good.
How are Minmini and Bhargav doing?
They are good.
I'm sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen. Did you see that?
Kanmani is the one Rambo rem--
Khati?
Khati dear?
Don't cry.
Oh, dear...
What are you--
- You remember Khatija too? - It's Khati!
Rambo has chosen us!
Quiet. Please be seated.
I told you!
Love has triumphed!
Justice has prevailed!
I've got my son back.
Don't cry.
Is your father doing well?
- Do you remember them? - I don't.
Wait, what?
You remember the girls, but not the boys?
Tell my son to come home with me. I'll leave right away.
The show is over. You acted really well.
Leave.
We can't come and go as you please. We aren't actors in a play!
I won't call you to act again if you don't leave now.
Don't shout here. Calm down.
I understand what he means.
Let me talk to him.
I raised that boy in my arms.
How can you not send him with me?
You are a bouncer, right? Take him away.
- Take him away. - Carry him.
- Take him away. - I raised him in my arms!
This is not fair!
Take him out to the road and burn him like an effigy.
Thanks for coming.
Take care of Mom.
- Okay, Rambo. - There's a doctor by her side?
Yes, Rambo. Don't worry. Goodbye.
I will explain later.
I did my part.
And you did your part exceedingly well!
You did everything except what you were told.
I have changed my phone number. Don't try to contact me henceforth.
- When, sir? - Just now.
If you come to see me, I will kill you.
Sir...
Is it going to be Kanmani or Khatija?
Not that I care.
I couldn't bring myself to lie to their faces.
Turn the cameras off!
All the best. You are on your own now.
This video doesn't come out without my permission, okay?
Hi, Bhargav.
How are you?
I love you.
Wait for a while. Let's go home with Rambo.
Okay.
Who are these people, Rambo? What's happening?
Rambo, who is this little girl?
They say I've had this condition since childhood.
Sorry.
You know how, sometimes, our conscience makes peace with our mistakes?
I think this is something of that sort.
Think of it as a bad dream and forget everything.
I will remember and cherish it like a beautiful dream.
I've hurt you. Forgive me.
Forgive me and let go of me.
I can't watch you leave me.
I'll turn around.
Go away and lead a happy life.
You haven't left yet?
Why should I leave? Tell her to leave.
I am at fault here. So I should be the one leaving.
Rambo, I know you didn't mean to do anything wrong.
You are not that kind of a person.
You are a really good guy.
You don't lie. You don't cheat.
But you poor, naive thing...
you got cheated.
I think that's what's happened here.
I can see a forgiving nature in that face.
Ask for her forgiveness again...
...make sure she gets home safe, and come to me.
Let's go back to our home.
- Sorry, miss. - But, Sister...
- At the end of the day-- - Hold on.
What did you call me?
- Uh, Sist-- - Huh?
Sis--
Um...Rambo and I have a lot going.
I don't know how to explain it to you.
How about you show us some magnanimity and let us young lovers be happy...
and bless us, Sis--
Huh?
- - Kanmani.
Get your hands off him.
Rambo, no point talking to her.
Whom do you want in your life? You tell us!
Me? Or her?
Just say "Khatija" and get it over with, Rambo.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
The day you confessed your love for me...
my life turned beautiful.
I've never even looked my mother in the eye, you know?
You're the first girl whose eyes I looked into.
You. You.
My life was like the dark sky and you're the moon that lit it up.
You.
My life was one big minus and it turned into a plus because of you.
Because of you. You.
You. You.
The first time rain touched my hair...
dosa, choco bar... maybe you'll think it's a joke.
Maybe you'll think it's a joke. Maybe you'll think it's a joke.
But the little things that people get so easily...
I got it with much difficulty.
After you came...
it all turned easy.
I can't imagine a life without you.
But I don't see another way.
Being with me is not good for you. For you.
Not good for you.
So you should leave me.
Leave me. Leave me.
I'll see your Facebook posts, Insta stories, WhatsApp status messages...
I'll see all your happy pictures from afar...
and it will keep me going for the rest of my life.
That's all I need.
I--
Hey...
Look!
Don't confuse me.
This is not a game, Rambo.
Give us a proper answer, and we will leave.
Rambo, forget about everything.
Forget it.
One last time...
take a good look and give us an answer.
Do you want me?
Or...
Fine.
Let me make it simple for you.
Listen carefully.
I am going to say "I love you" to you.
You think I'd just stand and watch?
Calm down, child. Let me finish.
She will also say "I love you" to you.
Say it back to whomever you feel like saying it to.
And that person will stay here.
The other person will walk away quietly.
You go first.
You say it.
I love you.
I love you two.
Eh?
I love you two.
I LOVE YOU TWO!
I love you two...
In a breeze...
Just say it already. Two Loves In a Breeze.
'TWO LOVES IN A BREEZE'
Rambo, plain shirts suit you better.
You look really good in stripes, checks and printed shirts, Rambo!
Okay, then!
Bye.
Bye, my dear home.
Bye.
Both these girls actually love you?
- Yes. I swear, Aunt. - Praise the lord.
Rambo, if you were to marry either of them in a public ceremony in our village...
you know it would do a world of good to our family.
Hold on a second.
Stop the vehicle.
Aunt, I have no such intentions.
I only wish to spend some time with them.
Take care of Mom. Call me in case of anything.
I don't consider them to be two different people...
but the same person.
If you marry both of them, that's good too.
Bogi Babu, shut up!
Rambo, please reconsider it.
Bogi Babu, shush! Don't talk that way.
Sorry, sister.
You have to live in my place.
You know why.
Kanmani, you think he'd always be by your side?
I have to live at your place.
You know why.
I should know my place.
What?
I know I should be wherever you both are.
But she can't be there.
How can we allow her to live where I live with my family?
Besides, you worked hard, ran pillar to post, bent backwards...
to put together 50 lakhs to save my house.
We have to live here as a happy family, Rambo.
I can't let a stranger in.
- Hello, Dad? - Hi!
- I bought a house. - Really?
You know I pulled out just 50 lakhs from my fixed deposit?
I used it to buy a big house in OMR.
Congrats! I'm so happy for you.
I'm going to live here from tomorrow, Dad.
Oh, no. How will you live there all alone?
No, two other people stay here.
I told them they can continue to live here if they keep quiet.
Or I've asked them to return my money.
So proud of you. Very good.
Thank you, Dad.
- Okay, bye. - Bye.
Okay, fine.
Until you choose between the two of us...
let's live together here.
You think you can leave me, cross me...
and go to her?
Kanmani, Bhargav is calling for you.
Rambo, it's obvious that you like me more.
Just be upfront with her.
Tell her, "I like Khatija. I want to live with her."
We can just go somewhere and--
Rambo, it's obvious you like me more.
Just be upfront with her.
Tell her, "I like Khatija. I want to live with her."
We can just go somewhere and--
Don't you dare switch it off...
Good night.
- Good night. - Good night.
Good...
night!
Good night.
Good night!
Who is saying good night at this hour?
Good night, sir.
Shihan.
Rambo.
The other day, I saw you and Kanmani.
Today, I see you with this girl.
Who is she?
Don't ask, sir!
I fell in love.
You fell in love?
With Kanmani?
Or this other girl?
Both of them, sir.
Stop fooling around, boy!
I am serious.
They both love me.
They aren't letting me go.
They are fighting over me.
I'm just an average guy, right?
They are getting aggressive.
The very thought of living together with both of them in the same house...
eat, sleep, bathe...
lead a family life...
it makes life seem so tiresome, sir.
Dear...
Let's go to sleep.
Go in. I'll come.
Hurry up, man.
Come.
You are so lucky, sir. You only have one girlfriend.
Sir, tell them to stop. They'll hurt my nose.
Stop, guys.
- Oss! - Oss.
Sit.
So both the girls are in love with you?
Yes, sir.
It's probably not love. Just a contest.
When two girls desire the same thing...
they wouldn't want the other girl to have her way...
so they fight over it.
They will never give up.
But in case they give up...
both of them will give up at the same time and leave.
Whether it's about clothes, or jewellery...
or even a pair of slippers.
They just let it go.
Are you telling me I'm a pair of slippers?
Even worse.
Bad night for you, sir.
Good night.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Good morning.
Good morning!
Rambo, good morning!
Good morning, sir.
Looks like you are in a jolly mood this morning!
I know you like tea. So I got you some tea.
I know you like coffee. So I got you coffee.
Minmini!
Yes, Rambo?
Get me a cup.
- I'll get it, Rambo. - Yeah, quick.
I couldn't find a bowl. I only found this.
Lord Muruga, save us all.
Is the sugar okay?
Is the brew okay?
"Oh, he's trapped"
"Between two smoking hot chicks"
"They're bewitching beauties"
"Taking the plunge to hold on to them"
"He's trying to stay afloat"
"Two loves in a breeze That's the story of our friend"
"He's got the skill it takes To drive a lorry in a bicycle lane"
"Two loves in a breeze That's the story of our friend"
"He's got the skill it takes To drive a lorry in a bicycle lane"
"Lucky guy, our Rambo"
"Got himself a combo on offer"
"Got his luck back with interest"
"He hoarded it in a locker"
"Oh, he's trapped"
"Between these two smoking hot chicks"
"They're bewitching beauties"
"Taking the plunge to hold on to them"
"He's trying to stay afloat"
"He didn't cast any spell Just the pitfalls of true love"
"I'm not a merry-go-round To take you around for a ride"
"Like the double-headed drum I'm getting beaten from both ends"
"You saintly man"
"Got yourself a demure one and a wild one"
"Now you'll have sleepless nights"
"Two loves in a breeze That's the story of our friend"
"He's got the skill it takes To drive a lorry in a bicycle lane"
"Two loves in a breeze That's the story of our friend"
"He's got the skill it takes To drive a lorry in a bicycle lane"
"Lucky guy, our Rambo"
"Got himself a combo on offer"
"Got his luck back with interest"
"He hoarded luck in his locker"
"Oh, he's trapped!"
"Between these two smoking hot chicks"
"They're bewitching beauties"
"Taking the plunge to hold on to them"
"His life's going topsy-turvy"
"Two loves in a breeze That's the story of our friend"
"He's got the skill it takes To drive a lorry in a bicycle lane"
"Two loves in a breeze That's the story of our friend"
"He's got the skill it takes To drive a lorry in a bicycle lane"
Khati!
Khati...
Come here.
Sit here.
What Rambo and I share is way more special, Khatija.
That is why I am not able to leave him.
You need to be more understanding and step away.
Because our relationship is... one of those things.
What thing?
Rambo and I...
got married.
Sign here.
Why do you look sad?
Did he marry you too?
No.
What, then?
He did me.
Oh, dear.
He married you.
And did me.
I'm telling you, he did me.
Do you need to see the visuals too?
Try and understand.
Still, Khatija. Marriage is a much bigger deal for a woman.
No, Kanmani.
Doing it is a much bigger deal.
- No, it is marriage. - Hi, Kanmani!
Hi!
Khatija, please understand.
Almond is the most important thing between a man and a woman.
No, Kanmani.
Pistachio is more important in a relationship.
Uh-huh.
Khatija, almond is a thousand-year-old institution.
And it's already happened in my life.
Kanmani, please understand.
To me, pistachio is as sacred as life itself.
And I've already done it.
Khatija, how can I have almond here and go elsewhere for pistachio?
Kanmani, how can I eat pistachio here and dare ask for almond elsewhere?
Go where you ate almond, and eat pistachio there.
And you go where you ate pistachio and eat almond there.
Problem solved!
Why are you fighting over it?
No one asked you!
Be quiet!
You have no clue what we are talking about.
I'm the kind of girl who eats almonds in a social setting, in a respectable manner.
And you're the kind that eats pistachios sneakily, behind closed doors.
You've only tasted the almond.
What would you know about the taste of pistachios?
When Rambo returns...
I'll have a word with him.
Good evening, Khati.
Good evening, Kanmani.
- Why did you marry her? - What?
- Why did you do her? - Who?
Why did you marry her?
Why did you--
What did I do?
You rascal!
Didn't you marry me?
Khati, wait!
Kanmani, what are you saying?
You asked for my sign to resolve the property dispute.
You said we'd get the house if I signed.
That doesn't count as marriage.
Oh!
You made that up, Kanmani?
You signed, didn't you? Where?
At the marriage registrar's office.
Isn't that a marriage?
How is that a marriage? This is cheating!
Oh!
Did it happen in your dream, Khati dear?
Oye!
After everything you did...
Come here.
You came home when my father was out of town, didn't you?
You slept with me on the bed.
Yes, I just slept with you!
Did you hear that?
I slept with you. That's all. I was tired and fell asleep.
Hey!
I fell asleep!
Please understand one thing.
I don't wish to marry you two to do...any of that stuff.
What I feel for you...
I can't explain in words.
I just want to keep looking at you two all the time.
Either I need to be around you, or need you both to be around me.
That's all.
I don't wish to frolic in bed with you two or anything like that.
I'll be content with just sitting on a bench and talking to you.
You left the almonds and pistachios outside.
- Hi, Minmini! - Hi.
- Did you just get here? - Yes.
Bhargav says he is sleepy.
I'm coming.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Good night, Bhargav. - Good night.
Go to sleep, both of you. I'll come in a bit.
No fighting.
See, I also got almonds and pistachios only.
What to do?
Want some pistachios?
- You eyed it with such longing. - No thanks.
Pistachios are very good.
No thanks.
Why are you so stiff today?
No thank you.
Suit yourself.
Oh, no!
I will never mention pistachios ever again.
Or they'll crush the poor guy.
The fighting began yesterday.
He thought he could ride 1000 kms with half a litre of fuel!
But it's going to stop midway.
He will ditch one of them, marry the other, and get out of your way.
I'll continue to follow them.
You follow my status on WhatsApp, okay? Bye, mwah!
Only good things will happen.
Oh, wow!
Good morning!
Good morning.
Eating dosa?
I think I'll have breakfast at home today.
No, eat out.
Why, Kanmani?
Because we are out of food.
Out of food?
Minmini, you eat.
All I get is a banana?
Thank you.
Minmini, are you done eating?
- Have you had enough? - Yes.
Wash your hands.
Kanmani...
You don't have to thank me.
Can I have another? It was good.
Looks like he might actually end up marrying both of them, like Bogi Babu said.
The girls have stopped fighting, and made peace with each other.
Our boy is stuck, like a slipper in a swamp.
The wedding is definitely happening.
Not sure if it's going to be a single, double, or trouble wedding though.
- Okay. - Let's see.
That's it.
- Hello? - Khatija, your father fainted.
I've called for an ambulance.
Khati...
Dad...
Don't worry. I'm here for you.
Kanmani has ditched me.
Let's go.
Shall I make you dosas?
Come.
What's going on, Moby?
Let's not stalk Khatija anymore.
It's wrong.
- I'm a bigger rowdy than him. - Hi!
- Do you recognise them? - Dig into my history...
What are you looking at?
Hi...
This is just a minor mistake that happened without his knowledge.
It's only a medical condition.
He is not to be blamed for it.
In fact, we cannot blame him.
Is that petrol I smell?
Considering the hike in petrol prices, I'd have talked in exchange for petrol.
You don't use bikes or cars?
Hold on.
What do you want?
I'll tell you everything.
That guy, the TV show, the TV show host...
it was all a sham.
Have you even seen an episode of that show on TV?
Stop playing around with petrol instead!
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon!
Did you lie, Rambo?
Did you lie to us?
You lied about suffering from a disease called dissociative disorder...
you made us look like pitiable things on that TV show.
You lied to us, conned us and cheated us...
and you used our genuine love for you to your advantage.
Huh?
Emotional manipulation.
Bluntly put, a con artist.
You pretend to fill a void in someone's life...
and do whatever you want with them.
Why did you do that to me, Rambo?
Tell me. What was it?
What was the disease you suffered from?
Tell me. What was it?
I had no such disease.
Since childhood, I've suffered from a disease called misfortune.
So everything you said was a lie?
Yes. It was all a lie.
Shush!
Lies! Lies! Lies! Everything you said was a lie.
You are a fraud.
What are you looking at?
We believed everything you said.
Truth or not, doesn't matter now.
Do you believe me or not?
It doesn't matter what we believe.
Did you tell us the truth or lies? Tell us!
If I spoke the truth, but you don't believe me, it becomes a lie.
But if you believed my lie, it becomes the truth.
So what really matters is whether you believe me or not.
Don't talk rubbish.
You were fully aware that you loved both of us.
You met me during the day. And Khatija at nights.
You loved me during the day.
And her at nights.
Didn't you?
You were fully aware that
you loved both of us all along.
Correct?
No, I didn't.
What?
Both of you loved me. I didn't resist it. That's all.
Then I wished to leave you both.
But you wouldn't let me go, so I didn't leave.
I found happiness in your love that I never felt before in my life.
I didn't have the heart to resist or change it.
I'm just a regular human with eyes, ears, and nose like everyone else.
After 30 years, I felt a person's touch.
The mother's love that I was deprived of.
So even though I knew it was wrong, I just wanted to see how far it can go.
It was wrong.
I couldn't live with myself after a few days.
Because of the way you both loved me.
I wanted to tell you, but not hurt you, so we fabricated the big lie of that TV show.
My friends helped me.
Everytime I see you both...
my heart beats as two.
In equal measure. For the both of you.
I've cut my heart in two, erected two thrones there...
and given you equal places in it.
I love you two.
Don't!
Don't you dare say that!
I might just hit you.
Hit me.
Even if you hit me, I love you two.
Even if you don't like me, I love you two.
With all my heart, truly, deeply...
in a way that can't be destroyed or ruined by any man alive.
Why should there only be one love? Why can't one have two loves?
When you both proposed to me at the same time...
I couldn't think about right or wrong.
Because you were both my first love, that came at the same time.
You both are my only love.
I like the earth, and the sky. I like this eye, and this one.
I like coffee, and I like tea.
I like salt, and I like sugar.
I like idli, and I like dosa.
I like Rajini, and I like Kamal.
I like Mohan Lal, and I like Mammootty.
If I have two children tomorrow, I will love them both equally.
Similarly, I like you, and I like you too.
I love you two!
Love you two!
One can like idli and dosa.
Mammooty and Mohan Lal.
But is that the same as loving two women?
Can't you tell the difference between the two?
You really can't tell?
That explains everything.
Please get out of the house.
Go.
Rambo, why didn't you answer your phone?
Your mother is very sick. They say it's just a matter of time now.
I'm scared. Let's go to your village.
Sorry.
It was a mistake.
That's how things are going to be from now.
It's all over now.
They threw me out of the house.
That was bound to happen.
If I see my mother now, that's a minus.
She won't make it.
Me not seeing her is a plus.
At least she will remain alive.
That's it.
Things will be like old times again.
Be prepared.
Old times are coming again.
Sorry.
I knew it was only a matter of time before he got caught.
Both of you are the lucky angels who turned his life around.
Who said there can only be one lucky angel?
Why can't there be two angels?
What I'm saying is...
And I mean this...
both of you are the lucky angels who turned his life around.
He believes his mother is better because both of you loved him.
He is convinced something bad will happen to his mother if you leave him now.
Please come together one last time and dispel this thought from his mind.
Please postpone your break up for some time...
and do this for him.
You can continue with your break up later.
If you ask around a few shops, you will get your choco bar.
He thinks he can stop rain!
Let's go to Cherrapunji.
Let me see him stop the rain there.
Such stupid beliefs and such stupid talk.
Please listen to me. You left me, didn't you?
This is my life now. Please.
- I'm scared for my mother. - Are you stupid?
What does she have to do with us loving you?
It won't be okay, I know it. Leave. I'll deal with it.
She is your mother!
- Go and see your mother. - I'm begging you. Please.
Nothing will happen. Go in.
Please listen to me.
Please, Rambo.
No, please listen to me.
Go in.
She is your mother.
She will be okay.
You are over thinking it.
Go.
- What if she gets worse? - Don't be scared, Rambo.
Ma...
Ma?
Ma...
Ma, look at me.
Ma, please look at me.
Ma...look at me, Ma.
This happens whenever he gets near her.
I told you I shouldn't go near my mother, didn't I?
I know better than you!
I shouldn't go near my mother. It's a minus for her.
I told you!
My mother is gone.
Ma...
Ma, I've killed you.
I shouldn't have come near you.
I'm sorry, Ma.
Ma, wake up.
Ma?
The sight of her son brought her back to life.
She's come back to life.
Ma, you are okay.
You are okay.
As long as your breath touches mine, I will be alright, son.
She is feeling better because you came.
She came back to life. He is a lucky charm.
I've been saying this all along. He is lucky.
A tea for me.
Add some salt in it.
Apparently I have no sense.
Do you really want me to add salt?
Yes.
Do it.
Give me those slippers.
My slippers?
What for?
Hold this.
Ask me, 'Will you leave your mother?'
Will you leave your mother?
Hit me.
What do you mean? Stop joking.
Please hit me, brother.
Stop joking!
Hit me, please.
Just hit me, you moron!
Will you leave your mother?
- What happened? - Wait.
Hit me.
- Will you leave your mother? - Hit me.
- Will you leave your mother? - Hit me!
Will you leave your mother?
Sorry.
Take it
We are leaving.
Take care of your mother.
One minute. I'll just say goodbye to her.
- Minmini, grab this. - Okay
- She wants to talk to Ma. - Sit down.
Can you please go outside and play?
She came with Rambo. Her name is Kanmani.
Are you in love with my son?
You should marry him, okay?
Don't believe what others say.
Promise me.
Swear on me.
You should marry him and live a happy life.
Take good care of him.
You have promised.
You have promised on me. Remember that.
Where were you gone, Kanmani?
I got blessings from his mother.
Let's go.
Come.
Come on.
- Accompany her. - Okay.
I came to say I am leaving...
- Are you the girl who came with Rambo? - Yes, she is the one.
You are in love with my son, right?
You should marry him, okay?
- Promise me. - Sister in law?
Promise you will take good care of my son.
You will, right?
Go.
You came with Rambo, didn't you?
My son...
Ma'am, I work with Rambo.
Is that so? I've never seen you.
You've seen me now. Hope you don't forget me.
I'll take care. You can go.
We never come again
I got her blessings, too.
Sir, you can go in and play.
Your mother wishes for you to get married.
Even if you don't want to, do it at least for the sake of your mother.
Because, we are...
Sorry.
I am definitely no longer part of your life.
You can speak for both of us.
This is over, Rambo.
Maybe you will find a girl better than us.
Maybe you will get married soon.
Maybe.
Let's go, Bhargav.
For everything you've done...
Thanks.
And goodbye.
Let's go.
Hold on a second.
I can't watch you leave.
So...
let me turn around.
Call me if you need anything.
We are not enemies because of this one issue.
You made me understand something very important in life.
We will always be friends.
Let's be friends.
I know you can't leave when I turn around.
But, please... this time you have to leave.
"Love came to me at once And it turned into two"
"And now my love is broken into two"
"My legs faltered And they led me astray"
"The wind has carried my loves away"
"My two eyes... I want them both"
"How could I choose one To let go of?"
"She who was with me She's not here now"
"She who was right here She's not mine today"
"She who was with me She's not here now"
"And in the end... My heart is left feeling anguished"
"That he would ever leave Never even occurred to me"
"That this would fall apart Never even crossed my mind"
"That he would lie to me Never even occurred to me"
"That this would end someday Never even crossed my mind"
"Don't go looking for a meaning It ruins the beauty"
"Don't ever leave me, dear My life would cease to exist"
"She who was with me She's not here now"
"She who was right here Now she's not"
"She who was with me She's not here now"
"And in the end... My heart is left feeling anguished"
Forget about the other girl.
- But you are family. - Stop calling me, and torturing me.
- Let me make this clear. - You don't understand...
I have nothing do with Rambo or your family.
Hang up. It's over, no point talking about it now.
Fine, try talking to her.
"Just as beautifully as it blooms It wilts, this love"
"Just like a distant image It disappears, this love"
"Just as beautifully as it blooms It wilts, this love"
"Just like a distant image It disappears, this love"
"Don't you grieve Don't you hurt"
"This is enough, it's over Let's never meet, ever"
"Don't you grieve"
Guess my age, ma'am.
About 80-85?
Oh, no...
The green signal from you is going to signal the birth of my dynasty.
Yes.
You need to light up the lamps in our house for us to turn off the lamps in our rooms.
Your decision will decide the fate of our lineage.
Please take us into consideration and make the right decision.
Please, ma'am.
Your family...
your family history...
and their plight...
the promise I made to your mother...
it all makes me want to forgive you.
Maybe, even if what you did was really wrong...
my love for you was true and sincere.
So, for the sake of your family members...
a little bit for your sake...
and a teeny weeny bit for my sake...
I agree to marry you.
After what I just told you...
I see no trace of happiness or tears of joy!
I'm crying a river inside.
He is trying to make two omelettes with one egg!
It won't work.
Did you take the 10:30 bus?
I came here by the 08:30 bus.
Excuse me.
My mother is sleeping inside.
Let's go out and discuss this?
Run!
- I'm coming that side. - Just hide somewhere!
My mother's last wish was to see me married.
But if I ever get married, it will be with both of you.
What about you?
Ouch!
I will marry only if I can marry both of you.
Or I don't want to get married at all.
Don't say such things.
Take it back.
I love you two. I'll marry you two.
Okay, it is wrong.
I don't want this to happen either.
That's why I didn't stop you from leaving me.
My family members convinced you behind my back.
I'm not at fault here.
I swear, I didn't send them.
I didn't send them. Please believe me.
I'm sorry.
It hurts. I'm sorry.
I beg you with folded hands. I am sorry.
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
My mother's last wish was to see me married.
If I get married...
my family's curse will be broken,
and my aunt and uncles will get married too.
They've wished to change their status from 'single' to 'married' for long.
That is why I ask...
This isn't my decision.
Poor both of you, you could have walked away from me.
Maybe everything back home reminded you of me.
And made you want to see me.
So I suppose you came back to see me out of love.
- Correct? - No such thing.
The only reason I came back is because your mother made me promise.
She made you promise?
She made me promise on her too.
See?
To honour all our promises...
we only have one option.
If you promise not to hit me, I will tell you.
Just say it already.
If not for me...
at least for the sake of my mother and my family members...
marry me.
I only stand to gain two things out of this wedding.
One - the wedding photo with all three of us in it.
If I hang it in front of my mother, that will keep her happy forever.
Two - my beautiful aunt, my uncle...
all of them will get married and settle down in life.
All the accusations against my family will be unfounded.
Then all three of us can go to Chennai.
No one needs to know.
Let's live together like we used to.
When you feel like you want to leave me, you can do so.
I won't stop you.
Until then, I will never come close to you, or touch you...
We don't need to have children until you give the nod.
We can figure that out later. Take it as it comes.
Do you remember, one day when we were in the car...
the vehicle stopped due to the rains. You were driving.
Both of us got down and pushed the car.
Imagine if it was only the two of us.
Remember we struggled to move an almirah at home the other day?
- Imagine if it was just us-- - Please!
Stop it.
Just stop it.
Go ahead with the wedding preparations.
No matter who comes or not, I'll be there.
Khati, you are not trying to understand what I'm trying to say for the past 1 hour.
Actually, for the past one year. Let me explain one more time.
If I ever get married, it will be with both of you.
I can't leave one person and get married to the other.
You might have separate ID cards and separate passports...
but Kanmani and Khatija are one and the same for me.
I can't leave Kanmani to marry Khatija. Or leave Khatija to marry Kanmani.
Please understand, Khati. Don't force me.
Okay, fine.
Start the wedding preparations. I will come, too.
You are okay with it?
If you, who caught the 10:30 bus, are okay with it...
then I, who caught the 08:30 bus, am okay with it too.
Rambo, start the wedding preparations.
Both of you have agreed to the wedding?
That's great! Everyone, come out.
Rambo! Rambo! Rambo!
He always manages to say something and confuse us, doesn't he?
"Giving your heart to two of us Who do you think you are, man?"
"Making a couple out of three of us Do you think you're deity Murugan?"
"You're just an average Joe This is a bit much for you"
"I trusted you to be a good person Say 'I love you' only to me"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Truly, I love you two"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Really, I love you two"
"You told me I was your precious How can you do this to me?"
"You called me your baby and wooed me How dare you do this to me?"
"Let that girl go and marry me You and I will have our own poster"
"Tell me that I'm your favourite Play by my rules and tie the knot"
"No, no, no Two-two-two"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Truly, I love you two"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Really, I love you two"
"My baby, my precious - I want you both Let's be happy together, forever"
"Like you were both my children I would care for you forever"
"You're just an average Joe This is a bit much for you"
"Oh baby Oh precious"
"I trusted you to be a good person Say 'I love you' only to me"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Truly, I love you two"
"Two-two-two-two..."
I love you two.
I love you two!
I love you two...
I love you two!
Pay attention.
Use our wedding to fix the curse against your family.
Another important thing...
are all your lovers still single, like you?
Some of them are still thinking about them.
It's true love.
Everyone except me has a chance.
Look me in the face and say it. Do I have a chance?
Praise the Lord.
Why do you say you don't have a chance?
I just said 'Praise the Lord.' Please, let it go.
Tell me the truth...
will we find your girlfriends in these addresses you gave us?
Or are you making it up?
They really live there.
Why do you need a hot box for idlis that have gone cold?
Cold or hot, they are idlis anyway.
Looks like you've gone really cold!
We'll get them somehow. Go now.
At this age, they are all dried out but they want brides!
Stop getting excited about your wisecracks!
Are you going to tell us you'll get married only if we bring the girlfriends of these guys?
Khatija already said that.
Did Khatija also tell you how to bring Idhayakala's lover here?
Only Kanmani will tell you how to do that!
Pay attention and listen to what I say.
Go to this church immediately.
Ask for Emmanuel and meet him in person.
Our family heirs, Rambo and my brothers are getting married at the same venue...
tomorrow early morning during the auspicious hour.
I request all of you to grace the event with your presence and bless the newlyweds.
Anyone who gets married into that family ends up losing their life.
It's not like getting married into your family is any better!
Stop filling water for a second and listen to this.
Don't overthink it.
I am going to get married into their family now.
Trust me on this.
Vanaja...
your lover has endured all obstacles in life...
and is holding onto his life only for you.
Are you hesitating because he is 46 years old?
Age isn't the most important thing when it comes to marriage.
Love.
Love is important.
Come out!
You complete whack job!
That's an empty house.
They've shifted to the next street.
Let's go.
Run, run, run!
Congrats.
Oh. Thanks, sir.
The things that happen to you will never happen to anyone else.
You have no idea.
If I tie knot with Kanmani first, Khatija would be upset.
If I tie the knot with Khatija first, Kanmani would be upset.
I'm struggling to find a way to tie the knot with both of them at once.
Are you drunk?
Yes, on my way here.
'Auspicious time early morning 4:30-6:00'
Is our queen ready?
What's the festive occasion in our family?
A wedding, Ma.
What are you saying?
A wedding in our family?
Who is getting married?
Your son, and the others in the family.
Everyone in our family is getting married on the same day?
Like you said...
When it rains, it pours.
When did I say that?
You said it just yesterday! So unlike you to forget something.
We knew he'd get married...
but we had no idea he'd get married to two pretty women!
Dad...
I want chicken.
Hold on.
Brother, can you pass me a chicken piece?
Not for me. My kid craves some chicken.
This is quite a crowd.
I see two girls.
Is it her?
Or her?
It's them, Ma.
Them.
Couldn't you pick another colour?
Why didn't you?
Hello.
Bless you.
Bless you, dear.
Greetings to everyone.
The whole village had decided that no one in our family will get married.
We are going to shatter that.
Today, my brother's dream is going to come true.
All my younger brothers are going to get married.
Idhayakala...
Here is the girl who stole your heart.
Emmanuel, you are going to become a Father tomorrow.
How can you do this today?
I choose to become a father by having a child with her.
Christ will forgive me.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The moment you've all been waiting for...
The wedding of Rambo & Kanmani and Khatija.
Where are those three?
Looking back upon it, it was unbelievable.
The things that happened!
But I didn't imagine you would do this for us, Kanmani.
Rambo, pay attention.
I'm going to leave now to get ready.
But I won't come back.
'I love you two' is still fine...
But for 'I marry you two' to actually happen,
we need to either be way back in the past, or way ahead into the future.
This won't work out.
I know you'd just repeat yourself if I brought this up with you.
So I'm leaving you at the altar.
Forgive me.
Your mother is looking at us now.
The whole village is looking.
Kanmani is gone.
Marry Khatija...
and live a happy life.
That's the right thing to do.
Both of you have done a lot for me.
But I've never done anything for you two.
Let me do this one thing, please.
I'm leaving.
If you can't watch me leave...
turn around.
Thanks and goodbye.
"My dearest..."
"Don't you ever leave my side My dearest"
"Don't you ever leave my side"
"Don't you ever leave my side My dearest"
"Don't you ever leave my side"
"My dearest..."
"My dearest The apple of my eye"
Bye!
Similarly, I didn't expect you to do that either.
Where is your phone?
Check it.
Hi, Rambo.
Looking happy is one thing.
But being truly happy is something else.
I was happy when I lived with you.
So happy.
Maybe that is why I've come this far.
Maybe.
But this can't prolong any longer.
I'm leaving you at the right time, Rambo.
So stop repeating yourself.
For the sake of your mother...
and your family members...
marry Kanmani and live happily.
Even though we made a cute and fresh looking pair...
Kanmani was always the right person for you.
I can take care of myself.
Bye.
You, Bhargav, Minmini...
I thought all of you should live together as one happy family.
It doesn't work that way.
Like I always said...
I didn't wish to have an intimate relationship with you two.
I just wanted to sit on a bench and talk to you.
I just wanted to look at you two.
According to me, Kanmani and Khatija are the same.
- Please. - Please!
Please, don't.
Fine, I won't repeat myself.
Both of you came into my life together.
You proposed together.
You loved me together. Crazily.
Even though both of you left me together...
you've come together to see me.
That's enough.
The moments we spent when we were in love and living together...
those unforgettable moments are enough for me.
For the rest of my life, I'm happy.
We will always have that.
Take good care of your mother.
She is happy because you are by her side.
Let that continue.
I've chosen a man for myself.
You should agree to marry the bride your mother found for you and move on.
Stop thinking about me. Okay?
Fine.
I am...
dating someone too.
We are getting married soon.
You should attend the wedding.
Khati, can you open your eyes?
I hope you will come, too.
- I will definitely come. - You should definitely come.
Definitely!
Let's go?
See you soon.
See you.
Don't leave.
I miss you two.
- Did you take the 10:30 bus? - I drove down in my own car.
You are leaving?
Yes, sir.
Have you eaten?
Sit.
Sorry, Rambo.
I've seen you several times and been jealous of you.
Maybe you are all alone here because of my envy.
Seeing you sad like this is really hard to take.
I am happy, sir.
Don't like, Rambo.
Are you really happy even after those two left you?
Every minute is a blessing.
Every incident is a miracle.
Everything is a plus.
All the minuses become a plus someday.
I am a nobody.
And you saw two angelic women compete with each other to love me.
That is a miracle, right?
That's enough for me.
This breeze...
Our happiness, sorrows, successes, failures...
relationships, including romantic ones...
everything is like the breeze.
It wafts at will, and caresses us.
We must savour the moment.
If we try to make it last...
it will dissipate that very second.
To me, this is enough, sir.
This is enough.
The breeze carried two loves to me.
The breeze carried two loves...
away from me.
"Love came to me at once And it turned into two"
"And now my love is broken into two"
Rambo, they have moved on with their lives, right?
Why can't you marry the girl your mother found for you and live a happy life?
I don't want that girl.
Why not? Who is that girl?
"The wind has carries my loves away"
Show me.
She is the one.
You've shown me Katrina Kaif's photo by mistake.
She is the one.
She is a distant relative. My mother found her for me.
Katrina?
Yes, sir.
Katrina Kaif?
Sir, when my heart is full of Kanmani and Khatija...
how can I live with Katrina Kaif?
Look, she's been messaging me nonstop.
I don't know what to tell her.
This is so tiring.
You are the luckiest fellow in this world.
You are fortunate.
You keep saying you are unlucky...
but you've got all the luck in the world, man.
If you ever say you don't have this...
or you don't have that...
or bring up some minus or some other thing...
I will Uchi you, Geri you, and Jogai Chui you!
Don't you ever call me, bugger.
Don't you ever!
Sorry
Sorry.
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Truly, I love you two"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Really, I love you two"
"You told me I was your precious How can you do this to me?"
"You called me your baby and wooed me How dare you do this to me?"
"Let that girl go and marry me You and I will have our own poster"
"Tell me that I'm your favourite Play by my rules and tie the knot"
"No, no, no Two-two-two"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Truly, I love you two"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Really, I love you two"
"My baby, my precious - I want you both Let's be happy together, forever"
"Like you were both my children I would care for you forever"
"You're just an average Joe This is a bit much for you"
"Oh baby Oh precious"
"I trusted you to be a good person Say 'I love you' only to me"
"Two-two-two-two"
"I love you two Truly, I love you two"
"Two-two-two-two..."
I love you two.
I love you two!
I love you two...
I love you two!