[Megan Fox] Previously on Overcompensating…
-[Carmen] Slutslayer? -Oh, shit. Are you any good?
-Are you kidding? -[Peter] Carmen.
My name is TatianaDelRey.
-Everything I do revolves around you. -[scoffs]
I don't think we should be together.
-Would you come over? -What would we do if I came over?
-[Peter] You're really special. -[Carmen] So are you.
You can at least say hi.
-I'm gonna go for it with Miles. -Is your roommate still out of town?
Can we use the room?
[Peter] Hello, old sport.
♪ Everything and nothing always haunts me ♪
My favorite uncle was gay.
Cool.
Give him my best.
[music fades]
And you know, I don't even know
-if I officially am, you know… -Mm-hmm.
Like maybe I'm just attracted to the person?
-Mmm. -Like maybe it's j… it's just Miles.
He is hot enough for that.
But we don't know that he's definitely straight.
You know? He could have just been doing with that girl
what I was doing with you where it's kind of a Hail Mary and, you know,
just to, like, see if maybe you… you are…
-What do you think? -I think it's a classic
is he gay or is he just British?
-Classic. -But, wait, all of this
is why you lied about…
-Titty-fucking. Yeah. -Mmm.
I was just confused.
And I wanted to tell you, I really did, but I just…
I don't even really know what I am. So…
Okay, let's take this step by step.
Have you ever kissed a guy before?
No.
-Never. -Well then there you go.
Let's find a guy for you to kiss
-and see if you like it. -No. But Miles is the guy I wanna kiss.
Although I am dressed like a slutty Boy Scout and…
-His idea, by the way. And nothing, so… -Mmm.
Safe to assume I'm not his type.
Okay, well, good news on that bad news.
Benny, I'm your girl.
As someone that's had to get over many a guy that was not interested,
trust me, hooking up with someone is the second step.
-Okay. What's the first? -[chuckles]
[both moan]
Denial.
So whatever happened with Miles, gone.
Done. Dead to us.
I want that. Give me that.
You're in good hands with me, Benny. I'm kind of a professional.
-Okay. -You're gonna kiss a guy.
-Maybe. -[chuckles]
[screams]
Okay, well, um…
-I better go. I'm sorry. -[gasps]
-[clears throat] -Thank you, Carmen.
Of course.
Wait, we didn't talk about your stuff.
-[both moan] -Oh. Oh, my God.
-No, it's so not important and-- -No, but what's going on?
Uh, nothing. Nothing. Truly.
Okay.
-[door closes] -[sighs]
[phone buzzes]
[Peter] Yo, can you talk?
[sighs]
Being an ally to a gay guy
who you sort of hooked up with once but just came out to you.
-[Miles] Awesome. All right. -[Meg] Me too.
[Miles] And I will go.
-Text me when you get home. -[Meg] Yeah. Yeah.
-Okay. -[Miles] Okay then.
-Perfect timing, Benny. -[Benny] Oh, hey.
Uh, thanks for letting us, you know…
[inhales shakily]
-Yeah, man. All good. -Yeah.
Uh, do you wanna chill later?
I was kind of thinking of some film festival ideas and…
-Definitely. -Cool.
-Yeah. Yeah. -Sweet.
-See you, Clark. -See you.
[sighing]
[electronic music playing]
Yo.
You whack off into condoms too?
♪ I'm on the edge of glory ♪
♪ And I'm hanging on a moment of truth ♪
[students crying]
Hi, Professor. Um.
I don't know if I belong in the business program.
I just feel like I'm really, really bad at it. [chuckles]
Oh?
This is my first B, like, ever.
Um, so I think it's a good sign that I should drop.
Oh.
Listen, a B is good.
Over half these students would literally pay for a B.
Some of their parents even tried. [chuckles]
Is there something else going on?
No.
[sighs] I don't care.
-Hi. There's my GBF. -Hey.
-What? -Gay best friend.
-Oh. -Okay,
I've been doing some extensive research,
and I'm not gonna let you go over to some guy's place
and only be prepared for a kiss
when there's a chance you will probably want to do more,
and he almost definitely will.
Okay? So we have work to do, "gayby."
-"Gayby"? -Gay baby.
Okay, we have a lot to cover if we're gonna pop your homo kiss cherry.
And I think the most obvious…
[shakily] first, uh, thing…
douching your butthole.
-That's the first thing? -Mm-hmm.
Okay.
-That's good. How'd you think of those? -Thanks.
-Let's go, Benny. -Okay.
Are you ready?
No.
-I am with you all the way. -Okay.
Prefs. Bears? Twinks?
I-I don't know. Um…
Hailee's not gonna walk in on this, right?
No, she has mono.
I heard that's going around. It's really bad.
Well, she's patient zero.
She knew she had it, and she gave it to ten guys at the Halloween party.
-Love wins. [chuckles] -Mmm. Okay.
-Yeah. -Top or bottom?
I-I don't know yet.
It's vers, okay. Daddy or boy?
It feels really weird to say boy, so daddy.
Perfect. We're in.
-Swipe. -Okay.
Oh, my God, it's fucking George.
No, fucking delete that right now.
-Right now. It's not funny. -[gasps] Okay. Okay. Bossy bottom.
Why don't we put you on Grindr? On incognito mode?
You don't even have to put a photo. It's good for dipping your toes in.
How do you know all this?
I couldn't sleep last night and just needed something to focus on.
Benny, I'm a fag hag now.
I don't think you can say that.
Come on. Flex. Flex.
Your nipples. They're not gonna swipe for soft nipples, Benny.
-This is Pride? -This is when gays invented the parade.
We're gonna need to get you angel wings, tube socks and a harness.
-Poppers. -Okay.
[sniffs]
No, no, no. No one's gonna know you're gay with that walk.
You gotta signal.
Gay signal. Gay signal.
It's in the neck. It's in the hips.
She was really good.
Fuck Ross Mathews.
Sashay away.
[clicks tongue]
[clicks tongue] Oh!
[clicks tongue]
[sniffs]
-[crying] I wouldn't quit him either. -[crying]
I'm Michelle Williams in this.
Was that it?
-Yeah. Wanna do it again? -Yeah.
[porn actors moaning]
[porn actor] Yeah, you fucking twink.
What the fuck?
Research.
Come on the floor, baby.
Okay. [scoffs]
Oh, hey. Actually, I would love to ask you a few Q's.
-More research? -Um, for a friend
who thinks he might be gay. I'm helping him.
I'm his fag hag.
Yeah, sorry, can I not say that?
No, you should say that. Mm-hmm.
Also, did you know that no one died at Stonewall?
-Yeah? -Crazy!
Okay, so I have this friend who shall remain nameless…
-Benny. -No. What?
Oh, my God. Definitely not.
No. He's not…
He's actually, um… He's rumored to have…
to have titty-fucked me.
Well, when definitely-not-Benny
wants to talk about being gay, he can reach out to me.
Right. But it's not Benny.
No, of course. You said that.
-Mm-hmm. -[phone chimes]
[Peter] Hey, everything okay?
[Grindr notification chimes]
[JustJered] Free in an hour?
It's a date!
It's a Grindr date!
Wait, but, uh, we didn't post that profile yet.
You know, it is possible that we did.
But there's no face pics so nobody knows it's you.
And he's so cute. Or at least his abs and dick are.
I've been texting as you. Very Cyrano.
And if you're open,
he's ready to meet with you at his place off campus in one hour.
Okay, show me.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, my God. Okay. That's impressive.
So I can say you'll be there?
No. Um…
I don't know. Um…
-Yes. Yes! [exclaims] What the fuck? -Yes! [laughs] Whoo!
-It's so fun! -Okay. Should I get ready?
-Yeah, you should get ready. -Okay, yeah.
-For my date. -For your date.
-With a guy. What the fuck? Okay. -With a guy!
Wow, I might throw up.
-"Condragulations," Benny. -Thanks, Carm.
And maybe we watch just, like, a little less Drag Race.
[clicks tongue] Noted.
-I'll text you after. -You better.
[chuckles]
If he doesn't kill me.
Okay. Bye, you.
-[door opens, closes] -Oh, my fucking God.
[sighs]
Hi, Megan.
Hi, Benny, you definitely heterosexual stud.
I think it's time.
Benny, wait. Are you sure?
Because that's a really big step and you can't unring that bell.
-Uh. -Should we try one more time?
Yeah. Yeah.
-Let's see. -Yeah. Okay.
No.
-Nothing? -It's awesome.
It's-It's so fun, but, um, yeah.
[exclaims]
"Condragulations," Benny.
I am so supportive and I am so, so proud.
Thank you so much, Megan Fox.
I'll love you forever.
Love you.
-Don't be nervous. -[exhales sharply]
-Benny? -Nothing, I'm walking.
-Me too. -Okay.
-Fine. Bye. -Bye.
Benny, hi. What are you up to?
-Were you looking for me? -No. Um, I have to go.
Hey, a B is good.
Not you, Mom.
Benny!
Bento. Sup, man?
Ooh. Jesus.
Blam, brother.
-Oh, blam. -Hey, Benito, wanna go for a drink?
-Benny, hey. -Oh.
-Have you been screening my texts? -Um, no, I'm just…
I'm super late for something. Sorry, I gotta go.
Wait. Where are you going?
Oh, my God.
God, you are so cute. [chuckles]
Oh. So are you.
[scoffs] Benny, right?
-Yeah. -It's a good fake name.
It's not, um…
Why are you so nervous? You're, like, sweating a lot.
Oh, yeah. I may be sweaty but I douched.
Oh. [chuckles] Okay.
I didn't bring lube.
Oh, that's okay.
-Whoa. -I don't know if I'm a top or bottom,
-Daddy. -Okay.
You have to slow down. You're starting to freak me out a bit.
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
-Yeah. -It's okay. Thank you for the feedback.
You were so sweet on the apps.
Yeah, um…
That wasn't me.
It was my friend.
She's, uh, helping me get over a guy.
Aw, you sweet little "gayby."
-[chuckles] -Let me guess, it's your first crush?
Yeah.
-It's awful. -Mmm.
I remember my first crush.
-Davis. -Miles.
[both] Miles Davis.
God, I remember those feelings so well.
Just, like, all you want is to be held,
but you don't know if he is…
-whatever, and you're scared to ask. -Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
What happened with Davis?
Well, we fell in love and got married.
-Davis! -Oh, the girls were good tonight
and took all their medicine.
Oh. Hello.
Girls? You have kids?
Yeah, we have two Frenchies.
-Should I go? -No.
No, no, no, no, no. We, um…
We play together. We're open.
So this isn't cheating.
-We're both in on it. -And there are rules.
Like we can fuck whoever we want when the other's out of town,
but the other person can't know who the person is.
And we can never fuck the same person unless we're together.
And if we do fuck separately, it just can't be in this house.
Or a nice hotel.
-It should be a Hyatt. -Or worse.
And we can never talk about the sex unless the other person asks,
and then we have to be very honest. Brutally.
That really saved our relationship.
Well, he doesn't need to know that.
No, but I guess I didn't need to know that he was here.
I'm sorry about him. He can be so--
So what? No, no, no.
Enlighten me, Jered. What can I be so--
-The fucking carpet! -[chuckles] Our marriage is falling apart,
but you're worried about the carpet!
I think you guys are just having a communication issue.
Seems like you, uh, really love each other.
Oh, what are you, a fucking therapist now?
Shut the fuck up, closet case.
-You think you're so cute. -He does.
-Get the fuck out of our townhouse.
Yeah.
God, I love when you give dom-top daddy boots.
Yeah? [speaks indistinctly]
You like when Daddy act a damn fool?
I fucking love it when my daddy acts a fool.
God, I'm the dumbest bottom in the world.
You're so dumb, I bet you don't even know how to read.
I can't read. I never learned.
-Open your mouth, I'm gonna spit in it. -Ah.
Okay, guys, take care.
-I'm rooting for you. -Why the fuck is he still here?
Get out!
-No. Come on the Jonathan Adler rug. -Yeah?
-Come on the rug. -I bet that will help.
-Yeah. The acidity. -[gasps]
[moans]
Okay, so, I think I might be bi.
Like, just barely bi.
So is this the end of operation kiss a guy?
-Maybe for now. -Mmm.
Like, try it with a girl one more time.
Wait, I may know just the girl for you.
Awesome.
Yeah. I just, um, I have to do one thing first.
Oh, you want me to go with you?
I'm good.
[door closes]
[Carmen] No, it's not. Can we please talk?
N-No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
So every single pledge has a slide in here?
Yeah. For example, this guy,
he was a big nah from me 'cause he's on financial aid.
It just, like, stresses me out.
This guy's an Android user.
-Oh, my God. -Yeah.
Wait. Who sees this?
Just the other committee guys.
Honestly, you shouldn't even be seeing this right now.
-[chuckles] -We take it very seriously.
It's how we decide who's in and who's out.
Well, that bitch is definitely not in.
-Right? -[Peter chuckles]
We'll see.
What about him?
-He had huge nipples. -Ew.
This guy had a thumb ring.
-This is fun. -Yeah.
[moans]
Should we…
-It's been like a week. -Yeah, I know, it's just…
Ah! Later, okay? [chuckles]
All right.
-Okay. -Back to business. [sighs]
Mmm, yeah.
And I know what you're thinking,
that he probably stopped because he couldn't get hard,
but I really, really, really don't think that's why.
He's been so attentive since the break, and actually asking me questions,
which he never did before, so I'm like,
-"Should I just have told him how I"-- -[Janet] Enough.
I never wanted to have a fucking stroke so bad in my life.
-You bitch. -When you fuck,
this Peter makes you come, right?
-Oh… -[groans] That's a no.
I mean I have come with him, like, nearby.
Look, I'm old.
I don't have much time left, so I'm just gonna cut right to it.
Peter is a loser.
He can't get hard.
He treats you like you're nothing.
Even I can do better than that.
Why is it you think you can't?
-I just can't. -Oh, sweetheart.
Yes, you can. Trust me.
You're funny. You're hot.
Your tits are for shit, but…
Uh, Riley. Come over here.
What now, Janet?
Aw, Riley.
You know that's a girl's name?
Yeah, you mentioned that.
You remember Grace, right?
Yeah. Of course. Hi, Grace.
-Hi. -You'd take her out on a date, right?
-Janet! -[shushes]
-And not in a sympathy fuck way. -[Riley scoffs]
Anytime.
-See? -Well, thank you.
And fuck you. I actually have to go.
I need a nap anyway.
Your boyfriend stories are stronger than Ambien.
Well, don't die in your sleep.
Ah, I do love you, kid.
No homo.
Love you too.
I'm really sorry about that.
Sorry about what?
I told her like three weeks ago I wanted your number.
You did?
Yeah.
I did.
-Should we get mocktails sometime? -No.
[Peter] "Tatiana, in Berlin,
waiting for you."
[blows raspberry, sighs]
Hey, homo. You shit in her mouth yet?
Do you have parents?
I guess that's a no. What happened? She dump your fairy ass?
No, no. It's just…
It's kind of a fucked-up situation.
She's a freshman, Terry.
[sighs] It's just not a good look.
Please tell me you're her teacher.
Jesus, I'm a fucking senior.
It's like a victory lap year, you know?
You can fuck a freshman but you can't date one.
It's complicated. Why am I talking to you?
Besides, my girlfriend, she's, like, a total smokeshow.
Like, legit ten.
Send a titty pic.
Nah, but why can I have sex with the girl I'm not supposed to be with,
but I can't have sex with the one I should be with?
It ain't that deep. Just get some pharmaceutical help and fuck 'em both.
Terry6969,
you're a fucking genius.
Don't be gay.
I was doing some research online,
and they were saying it could be a generational thing.
Like, porn has ruined the real stuff for us.
And, yeah, I'll admit Pornhub and video games certainly have me all desensitized.
Like, when I was in high school, I only jacked off to Family Guy porn.
It was funny. I actually heard… [gulps]
…there was some kind of pill that helps with getting erections.
I-I don't know, like, is that true?
I think I need something.
I think I need help.
Like Viagra?
Are you literally trying to pretend you're not sure if Viagra's a thing?
Viagra, um…
-I… -What? Vi… Oh, yeah.
Um. Sure, that would… that would be great if that's possible.
[doctor] You should know, by the way,
your antidepressants can cause erectile dysfunction.
Don't go off them or anything.
It can cause some issues with depression return and impulse control.
Would it be possible to get a sample pill?
-Okay. -Great.
Oh, yeah.
And you've never taken this medication before?
-No. -[nurse] Okay.
I'm gonna need your date of birth, then press accept.
-Okay. -Okay. Just enter your date of birth,
initial.
Then sign with your date of birth.
-Yo. -Peter.
[both stammering, chuckling]
What are you… What are you doing here?
Oh… [chuckles] …um, mono's going around.
-Yeah, so I'm just getting checked. -[chuckling]
-Shit. -What, uh… What are you doing here?
-I gotta run, Benny… B… Ben… Be… -Oh, okay.
"Bennie and the Jets." I'll see you later. I'll see you tonight.
Awesome.
I'm gonna need you to enter your date of birth.
I gotta see this thing.
[inhales sharply, chuckles]
[chuckles]
Um…
-I'm gonna… I'm gonna eat your pussy. -Shit.
-[pants] Yeah? -Y-Yeah.
-You wanna lick the kitty? [pants] -Y-Yeah. Yeah, I wanna lick the kitty.
[Emily chuckles]
Oh, shit. Fucker.
[moaning, chuckling]
You like my pretty kitty?
[licking] Yeah, I love it.
[meows]
-My kitty is meowing for you. -[groans]
[purring, blowing]
-You love it when she purrs? -[meows]
-Meow! [chuckles]
[Benny] Why Viagra not working?
This kitty has claws. [imitates cat]
-[moaning] -[hisses]
"You must be aroused for Viagra to work."
[whispers] Fuck.
[purrs, meows]
-I'm not bi. -What?
I have to go.
You're beautiful…
Thank you.
-What? Where? -[door opens]
-You forgot your jacket. -[door closes]
[sighs]
That was hot. [sniffs]
-Fucker! [grunting] Got you, bitch! -[Benny] What the fuck? Oh, my God.
-What the fuck? -Fucking fairy!
-You're coming with us! -[Benny] I swear to God! Put me down!
[pants] Huh?
Congrats, Bento.
Welcome to F&G!
-Seriously? -Fucking seriously, dude.
-You are in! -[gasps] Shit.
You are chosen.
Cigar and jacket.
You keep this up, you could be Caesar at Flesh and Globe.
Cool.
What's that?
Exactly.
-[Benny] Oh. -[chanting] Benny! Benny! Benny! Benny!
-Bring in the other freshman. -[chanting continues]
-I got your homey. -[chuckles]
Oh, hey!
-Hi-yah! -[chanting stops]
You were the only two deemed worthy.
Now, to accept,
get on your knees and suck from the golden dick of Ra.
-Okay. Yeah. -[chuckles]
-[scattered chanting] -[clears throat]
Here we go. Wait. Hold it. Take the jacket off.
I'm not fucking joking. It's an expensive garment.
It's dry cleaning only. It's a fucking pain in the ass.
-[clears throat] -Now, suck!
Okay.
[cheering, clamoring]
[phone chimes]
[Peter] I'm thinking of you.
[knocking]
Oh, shit. Hey.
Um…
I'm, uh, glad you're…
Fuck you.
-What? -I told you about my family.
I played Slutslayer with you, which is sacred.
We had sex.
And I dressed up as Tatiana for you,
and you made me feel like a… a fucking fool.
Sorry. It's this weird time in fall where it's cold, but then it's hot…
Look, is this 'cause you didn't get into Flesh & Gold?
So, I didn't? [sighs] Oh.
Fuck it. I don't care.
But I do care that you treated me like I was nothing.
I'm not.
You are.
You're a toxic fucking gaslighter with no future prospects.
You're peaking. But I'm only just getting started.
What about this is making you hard right now?
Oh. Fuck! Shit.
Jesus Christ.
God. Fuck this sh… [groans]
-Hi. -Oh, hey. Did you see, uh--
-We need to have sex right now. Yeah. -Oh, yeah. Okay.
-[moaning] -Oh!
Oh, my God. Yay.
[grunting, moaning]
Peter…
-Peter, should we-- -No, no. I'm-I'm close. I'm close.
-Oh, okay. Me too. Yeah. Keep going. -Yeah. Okay, good.
Keep going, keep going. Yeah!
-I'm coming, I'm coming. -Yeah! Oh, God! I'm gonna come.
Oh, I'm coming. [panting, moaning]
That was so good.
-That was awesome, right? Oh, God. -Yeah.
Fuck. [pants]
So, so, so good.
-Yeah. -Really, really good.
Oh, I'm just gonna… [groans, sniffs]
…I'm just gonna dump this condom in the… [groans]
Get this shit off.
[phone chimes]
[Riley] Hey, it's Riley. So, that just happened.
-[pants, sighs] -Did you come?
What? Of course.
Oh, you're just, like, so hard still.
Oh. [pants]
Yeah, it's just… Happy we're back.
Yeah.
-Come here. -Uh, I'm gonna shower actually. So…
Okay.
Fucking liar.
[video game character] Game over.
[sighs]
Hey, babe, I'm gonna go smoke.
[Carmen] …and I only came once. Also, I'm unfriending you. Sashay away.
[Gabe] Yo, my dad just closed on a condo for me in Murray Hill.
-Yo! That's what I'm talking about. -Yeah, dog. Yeah.
Hi! I have six packs of Magnum condoms and corn dogs?
[Gabe] Yeah, thanks, bro.
Five stars!
Magnums, dude?
That's sick. Tell me more about your place.
[Gabe] Oh, man. It's tight. It's two blocks away from Hawksworth.
You know, this is the fucking life, dog.
You'll get it too. Everybody does, but… well, everybody, but not Pete, you know?
Do you know what I mean? Goddamn it. Not him.
-[Trent] You gonna break up with Bridget? -Fuck this place.
[Gabe] Yeah, yeah.
[sniffles]
They're all a bunch of fucking losers.
[sniffles]
-And then what happened? -[chuckles]
I was, like, rock hard from Viagra, but also really upset.
I just wanted to get over Miles, and instead I'm watching him
suck beer out of a fucking gold dick.
-[Carmen] Kinda awful, kinda hot. -[Benny] Exactly. Yeah.
So, I started to have a full panic attack in the quad.
-[Carmen] Oh, I'm sorry. -[Benny] Yeah.
I couldn't even kiss a guy, or a guy and his husband.
So, instead, I ate a kitty.
But then I thought,
"Okay, Carmen said someone else was how I'd get over Miles.
And I know someone who's himself, and maybe that's contagious, you know."
I mean, if I can't kiss a guy yet, maybe, for once in my life, I can just do…
-[exhales sharply] -…less.
Hi, I'm Benny.
I know.
[gulps]
I know.
We should hang out some time.
Sure.
-And I'm George. -I know.
Bye, Benny.
-Fuck! [chuckles] Oh, that's so great. -Mm-hmm.
[coughs]
Why'd you do all this?
All what?
I don't know. 'Cause I wanted to.
I don't think I'm bi.
I'm probably just…
-[coughs] -Well, now we can both enjoy
-the highs and lows of fucking men. -[chuckles]
I love that for us.
Yeah. Scary.
-Emily fucked a gay guy. Ooh! [chuckles] -Oh, my God.
I don't know what to call whatever the fuck that was. [sniffles]
So…
I didn't get into Flesh & Gold.
Shit.
-It's cool. -No, fuck those guys. I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry if I pushed you too hard too fast.
[sighs]
You know how I was saying
the quickest way to get over someone is to focus on someone else?
I think I may have been doing that with you and Grindr guy.
Oh.
Who were you getting over?
I fucked Peter.
Fuck this place.
Everyone's gonna read these slides.
["Sorry If I Hurt You" playing]
♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
♪ I only make it worse ♪
[phones buzz]
♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
♪ I'm sorry if it hurts ♪
♪ Floatin' in an atmosphere hiding from the truth in fear ♪
♪ Slowly we both disappeared now it seems so crystal clear ♪
♪ So in denial ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ You never really listen ♪
♪ And when I'm gone a part of you is missing ♪
♪ I know it's complicated letting go of feelings ♪
♪ I really hope that you'll forgive me one day ♪
♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
♪ I'm sorry if it hurts ♪
♪ Oh, ooh ♪