Now you can have a grand wedding with strawberry.
Whenever the game changes, a pawn is sacrificed.
This had to happen now.
Let's observe silence for this poor soul as well.
What now?
This truck also--
Hey listen!
As mom always says,
men never are never fall short of the talent of underestimating women.
Maddy.
Back to your mom's house.
I can't decide what's more appalling?
Your planning or her overacting.
You shouldn't have...
What was that word you taught me?
Underestimate.
I told you on our first day.
I am cute but not a fool.
You are a decent thief,
but can be easily convinced.
What else is rented?
You've been renting this bungalow too, aren't you?
For two months.
What did you think?
You'll use some bumpkin to steal this necklace.
And guess who you ran into?
Do you know what's the first rule of stealing?
Foolproof planning.
Imagine you set out to own the world,
and lost to a girl from Rampur.
Do you know why?
Because of her stupid planning.
You wanted to know, what can I offer you.
So here's your offer.
Freedom from her.
So now...
mumma or freedom?
"Masala (Spice)"
I just recently got married.
-I took the day off. -Yes.
Thought I'll share a blanket with my wife.
But see this, he assigned me on duty instead.
Made me stand out here.
-I'm coming from Delhi. -Where are you going now?
Lucknow.
Ramesh sir.
I heard he even fined the chief minister.
-Yes. -For breaking the traffic rules.
Where are you going? What if he asks?
Tell him I'm constipated.
Going to get something for it. Just tell him that.
I hope it's not your turn after the CM, son.
Hey... sit straight.
You are my wife, understood.
Stop fidgeting. Otherwise, it will look like I am abducting you.
Of course not. I like sitting here with my face covered.
Save this attitude for Tarik. Just do as I said.
You only have to play the part of my husband, don't try to be one.
Check them.
Turn off the headlights. Turn off the headlights.
Please keep quiet.
Hello, sir.
Where are you coming from?
From her parent's house. Her father had taken ill.
Her father suffers from asthma. We went to check on him.
Is she your sister-in-law?
No. She is my wife.
-I see... -We got married recently.
-What is her name? -P... Poonam.
I call her Pammi.
What's in the back?
Nothing, sir.
-Now go... -I'm going.
Just sit here.
What is this?
I said it's nothing.
I've a really successful business in Moradabad.
I restore old commodes and resell them.
I got them out before father could put them away in the storeroom.
What is the hurry?
Get them out.
What century does this commode belong to?
-Sir... -Sir, he has a hobby of collecting old commodes.
He customises them and sells them online.
-It's a huge market. -Yes, sir. It's a huge market.
I mean western toilets are heavily in demand these days.
Hotels these days don't have Indian toilets anymore.
They all have Western toilets.
Sir, one of my friends sold a for 5000 on the internet.
People are crazy about these things.
Bhavesh, shut up. Be quiet.
-Yes, sir. They buy anything... -Imagine, 5000 for what else.
Shut your trap.
Take this shit away. Go on.
Sir, you can keep a shit... I meant the commode... Fine.
Sir, if you could give me a hand.
-Where are you coming from? -What are you talking.
Why are you honking?
Sir, I am in a hurry. Let me go.
Even we are in a hurry. Be quiet. Quiet.
"Where the hell were you? Curse your beloved."
Glory to Praveen Babi.
Are you out of your mind?
When we could have come through the fields, why try this sick stunt?
Dear Qureshi.
It's not a sick stunt. It's called adventure.
Now the traffic is clear.
Because I am an artist.
I deserve to enter in style.
And when I am facing a passionate police officer like him,
then it just adds to the fun.
This overacting is going to cost you.
I'll relieve some of the pressure.
I've a golden commode after all.
He hit me, sir.
Help me. Please help me.
Sir, he hit me on the head, and made off with my uniform.
Jai Hind, sir.
Okay. DM sir has a message for you.
Your time is up.
Rampur police have been given the responsibility
to catch the escaped convicts.
Look, sir. I need some more time.
Enough. I gave you enough time.
Now you can spend all the time you want in Dalpatpur.
And listen, inspector Ramesh.
There's a warning along with this message.
Don't ever try to interfere in Rampur police's matters.
And never set up a check post again without my permission.
Or I don't need to remind you of the consequences.
-'Got it? -Sir.
Yes, sir.
Did the God of science slip into a trance?
He hasn't eaten anything for three days.
Let's hope he's not dead.
There is a sage in Azamgarh.
He meditated for 38 years.
Without a drop of water or food.
Alive. Fit and fine.
-How? -How.
Dew drops and cosmic energy.
Will we have to wait for 38 years?
Papa. Papa. Papa.
It's done, papa. It's ready. It's ready.
All the readings, calculations, and arrangements, all complete.
It was my mistake.
I didn't consider the Pine Carpet.
But it's good now, papa.
We must get to that point somehow tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night. That's it.
We'll be paid so much money, you can hire everyone in UP for your gang.
Hire everyone in UP for your gang.
Welcome, princess.
Are we going to stay here?
Yes. There were no rooms available in the palace.
We've to stay here for a couple of days.
Shalu will fetch a buyer for our goods.
Take your share and go your separate way.
Come on. I'll go park the car.
Let's go.
Listen.
I am sorry.
I shouldn't have done this to you.
Even I didn't want to be in this love triangle with your mother.
Fair enough.
And now?
Now...
Fly to Dubai and sell this necklace through your contacts.
Then... wine, sunset.
I am so happy to hear that.
Please don't pick it up.
Who is it?
No one.
Dipshit Pandey.
Don't pick it up.
Why?
He should know I won the bet and he lost.
-Maddy. -And you are with me.
Pick it up.
-Hello, Tarik. -Fake Frenchie.
Do you know what I stole?
Must be something cheap like you.
Do you know what precious means?
Precious... like my Chandani.
I knew it. Must be something outdated.
Rusty, old junk.
Listen to me. Mine is priceless.
Exquisite.
Mine belongs to the royal family.
Swear on Tarik's love.
You have never seen anything so priceless...
In fact, no one in your family did.
I've serious doubts if you ever saw anything priceless in your life.
In that case, I have an idea.
Let's leave the decision to Chandani.
Chandani has already decided.
Doesn't matter what you stole. Chandani will be going with me.
Good God. You try so hard, Frenchie.
If you run too hard, you will fall face-first.
Look...
Dear patrons this is to inform you that an attempt was made the necklace .
There was an unsuccessful attempt to steal our priceless necklace.
You will be glad to know that, the real necklace is still in London.
New dates of the auction will share with you shortly.
Thank you.
Fake. Like you.
-Chandani. -That hurt. That hurt.
Was it too painful?
Tarik.
Chandani, my life, my love, my last desire.
The thing I stole for you,
is going to multiply your happiness 100 times.
Yes.
I stole something worth one billion for you.
Now you live like a princess in any part of the world.
Do you know what you mean to me?
Treasure.
Tarik, sorry for not supporting you.
Baby, don't say sorry.
This was a little break between you and me.
It wasn't a breakup.
I am coming.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Tarik has won.
What?
I mean the necklace was a fake, Maddy. Tarik has won.
I left my mother you.
You said we love each other. What about you?
I freed you from your mother's clutches.
You should be thanking me.
Go live your life.
Maddy. I know you are mad at me, but this was the deal.
If I break this deal, then I will be a liar.
Liar?
Thief. Selfish. How does it matter?
Selfish.
Fine.
You took advantage of me once, and now I took advantage of you.
-Scores even. -I said sorry.
Even I am sorry.
You know what,
you cannot love anyone more than yourself.
"Masala (Spice)"
I'm going..
I am gonna get you back.
I will get you back...
Master, take care of yourself.
I'll see you.
God.
Sent us to get a milk truck for 10,000 rupees.
But he doesn't give me the boss vibe.
I tried to explain. Two paths in life.
Love and friendship.
One for the sake of love and the other foe crime.
Tell me, you shit, what do we do now?
When life blocks you out of the highway,
you head for the lanes.
So we have to hustle.
Stop making it sound so complicated.
Until you don't get the boss vibe.
Life, life...
-Boss, boss... -Hello, sir.
Hello, sir.
We want a milk truck. Nice and creamy.
As soon as possible.
Stop staring at it.
It's worth two million in the market.
And priceless in Rampur.
It's a memorabilia of Badan Singh, the tiger of Rampur.
Consider it done.
Azmat. Tea.
Of course, she doesn't drink tea.
Does Shalu know how the deal has shrunk?
Are you high in the morning?
I am right.
The deal was three shares, now there are four.
I lost 80 million.
Remember that bag of tomatoes tore one day.
You lost five rupees.
You cried a river.
And now look.
You are talking about losing 80 million.
You are a rich guy now.
Making rich deals.
You know what, she is perfect for you.
Do you know why? You both are crazy.
Wish you had used your mind before sending me to jail.
Then we wouldn't be here.
You've lost focus on the job.
You chase after every bird you see.
-She helped us. -So what?
Helped us. Will you give her the entire treasure?
Listen to me. She knows everything.
Let's get rid of her. Take my advice.
We are thieves, not pirates.
Talking nonsense...
Go take a nap.
I don't want to.
Is there a problem?
I can arrange... for little Patiala.
Then you can rest.
I don't want to rest.
Because I am having so much fun with you two,
I don't want to miss a single moment.
Thank you.
Come on.
I can never expect a straight answer from you.
Like you, isn't it?
Will you ask her.
Eat.
Amazing.
Everyone's in a rebellious mood today.
What do you want to eat, uncle?
Get anything you want.
Fake Frenchie is out of the picture.
Mom.
Okay. Okay.
No, no.
I want Chandani, mom.
I love her, mom.
I can't live without her, mom.
Maddy.
Maddy. Maddy. Maddy.
You don't want anything. Okay.
Listen to me. What you need is a win.
Have you forgotten,
what I always taught you? Have you forgotten?
Got me.
Yes, yes. Sit up straight. Just sit up straight.
We... must defeat Nadara.
At any cost.
And for that,
just up your fucking game, Maddy.
Yes?
Yes. Yes.
Get some better clothes.
Left in a rush.
Okay, then. Bottoms up.
She is running. She is escaping.
Catch her...
Hey wait.
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
What is this?
You got me sober again.
I want to go home.
But you can't.
-Why? -There is an entire list.
We robbed your house.
You have seen this place.
You can go to the police.
You came here willingly.
So... are you sober now?
I don't want to stay with you, that's all.
I have changed my mind.
Hey! You act smart.
Come quietly...
You act smart...
What was their fault?
Gajab uncle.
The number you are trying to reach is currently switched off.
To leave a--
Kamal. Come in, Shalu. Wow!
Shalu, my bro. Come here.
Let me show you a treasure.
-Come. -Hear me out first...
Presenting Emperor Bhadur Shah Zafar's... golden--
Shit!
Coming.
-Yes. -Where is Tarik?
Tarik?
Maddy. Manners.
Gift for your children.
He will get me killed too.
Hello.
Who is this?
My name is Maddy Sharma.
I can offer you a better deal than Tarik.
Thank you, Mr. Pandey.
You made my and Chandani's life better.
How generous of you.
Thank you very much... My friend
I couldn't stand your selfishness.
You always think about yourself.
I am your partner.
I work harder than you.
And you...
First the moonwalk, then Chandani and now Azmat.
How well do you know her?
We've been together since childhood.
Do you know that?
I helped you in every theft,
but you offered her my share without even asking.
No more.
You are no longer that Tarik. Maddy is much better than you.
At least he steals with conviction. He is a professional.
But you... Chasing after girls have made you lose your mind.
Rascal... All this for a toilet.
One toilet?
It's worth a billion.
I will shit in it and you can watch me.
You won't shit in it, you already did.
Here we are.
I will give the credit for leaving you alive to Kamal.
He insisted I keep you alive.
Thank you, brother.
For burying me alive.
And Frenchie, see you in hell.
Goodbye.
Good bye!
Play the game, but don't forget to wipe off the dust.
Because even one bad move can make you pay dearly.
"Masala (Spice)"