What? Great news.
Who is this asshole,
willing to pay so much money without seeing the goods?
So far in the story,
if you are still wondering who Chandani actually belongs to,
then you are not alone.
Pick up the phone, Chandani.
This Chandani is so confusing to me, Shalu.
Sometimes with Tarik, sometimes with him.
I wonder who will bask in her light.
The rest will be in darkness.
-Wonder where she will shine next? -Hey... drive.
'Hello. How are you?'
How are you, my love?
Why are you keep calling me?
My darling.
I've called to tell you that I finally have it.
What? Another flop plan.
Don't want it. Not interested.
Darling, that Dipshit was right.
He truly has something that is out of this world.
You are exclusive!
Did he steal it from Tarik?
Of course. He gave me a chance.
I couldn't hold myself back, baby. What could I do?
Where is Tarik?
Why do you care so much, my love?
Forget him.
And anyway, I am coming to see you.
You will run to me like a good girlfriend.
Rush into my arms, hug me, kiss me, tell me that you love me.
Because after all, you said this is a competition.
And I think I won it fair and square.
I don't believe you.
-Prove it. -Fine.
I am coming to see you.
Whip up some ravioli when you are at it.
The same way I thought you.
We'll discuss it over a meal.
And after that, we can... do what we do best.
What say you?
Now I've to go look for ricotta in Rampur.
What happened?
Fantastic. Great.
Birds, rivers, the wind and the breeze.
-What rubbish? -It's not rubbish.
Didn't anyone stop you from doing such cruelty to your nails?
They are beautiful. Wonderful.
You said freedom. What kind of freedom is this?
Don't think about the path you don't want to go down.
-What? -I mean...
think about good things. Think about peace.
God... what is going to happen to us?
Calm down. Calm down.
Get some rest.
Take deep breaths. Calm down.
Sir, we were missing you.
-What is this? -What happened, sir?
What happened, sir?
Why hasn't the commode been installed yet?
I sent a request one month ago.
-Yes, sir-- -So what?
Don't worry, sir.
Anand's aunty lives five minutes from here.
That's where we go, sir.
-Are we guests at a wedding? -No, sir.
Will we go shit in anyone's house?
Are we assholes?
Sir... Our station is too damn
low on the government's list of basic necessities.
Sonuji, did you follow up after sending a requisition letter?
No, sir.
Then fucking--Then you must follow up twice as hard.
Send a letter, send an email.
-But I want a commode here. -Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
-Someone get me some water. -Coming, sir.
-Sonuji. -Yes.
Do we deal with criminals or his anger in this jungle?
He wants a commode.
-Hurry up. -Let's go.
Fill it up.
Have you lost your mind?
Will you commit all the sins today?
Blame it all on me.
We buried him alive in a coffin.
He was sentenced to five years of jail,
but never uttered your name.
So he could screw me again after coming out.
You didn't exactly stand in his support, that you are lecturing me.
I am helpless.
You did it for your family.
And I am the only family I have.
It's the same thing.
Isn't there a difference between a thief and a butcher?
We are friends.
We cannot leave him.
Who made us lock horns with this wise guy because of that Chandani?
He did.
Who always used us for his selfish means?
He did.
Have mercy on him? Never.
And the girl we left with him?
What was her fault?
We won't be allowed in hell either.
Understand?
I don't mind.
Let's first see heaven with this man here.
What happened? Let's go.
Aren't we too young to rest in a coffin?
No.
Weren't you a pampered kid?
But not for too long.
Why?
Acted like a princess of my neighbourhood.
Uncle Gajab really adored you, didn't he?
A lot.
So much that he...
felt no pain while using me.
I didn't know...
his eyes were on the commode.
He convinced the collector...
that we belong to the Mughal family.
Their last princess.
The collector was glad to meet me.
In fact, he even announced a feast.
So everyone could look at this clown father had created.
I was surrounded by people,
and father--
He was celebrating.
Didn't you ever feel like...
everything is different around you?
No.
I always liked it.
The attention.
Then?
Then I came home,
and a few days later, the new commode arrived.
Father said it was a scrap.
Mom yelled at him.
She said no one uses the second bathroom,
then why spend on the commode?
All said and done,
uncle Gajab's plan was fantastic.
I want to forget everything.
First, he used me.
Now you are using me.
He had fought with Zaid...
You said... don't think about the path you don't want to go down.
I said don't think about the path you don't want to go down.
Think about good things.
Love. Think about that.
Everything will be okay.
Believe me.
-'Koi Hain.' (someone's there) -It was a pathetic movie.
Someone's up there.
-Someone's there. -The voice came from.
-Anybody there? -Yes, someone's there.
Hello. Anybody there?
Please help me.
Mom.
-Hello. -Hello.
-Who is she? -Mom. Azmat.
Azmat. My mom.
I told you to stay away from girls.
Who told you?
Shalu.
That sick woman didn't spare you either.
Mom.
Get up.
One more.
Please.
Hello.
Shahnaz.
To what do I owe this call?
How could you betray me?
First things first,
weren't you surprised?
Wait. I had something to say.
-Say it. -Sorry.
Shahnaz. Shahnaz.
What are you doing? Don't be crazy.
This is not funny.
Shahnaz, open the door.
You didn't expect it, did you?
The time when you were crying,
I so wanted to open the shutter and watch your expression once.
What was my fault?
Remember Jiva.
You two were so close.
But he just disappeared after you went to jail.
What was so special about you Nadara,
that he longed for you?
He only laughed with you.
We were both alike. Everyone said that we were alike.
I am nothing like you.
I am finally making a revelation. Let me finish.
Otherwise, you'll complain that I never told you.
What Jiva and you had,
I wanted that.
After you went to jail, I convinced Jiva to come to Delhi with me.
Even he was scared of getting arrested,
after you were gone.
And he agreed.
Did you have your fun with Jiva?
I got Maddy.
Where is Jiva?
That is not important.
I was hoping that maybe it was some misunderstanding.
But no, Shahnaz. But you haven't changed a bit.
Look, what you did with me was in the past.
But by trying to kill Tarik you crossed all your boundaries.
Boundaries are meant to be overstepped.
Come on. I am ready.
Be ready.
Tarik!
-Mom. -Leave it.
You've lost your mind after that bitch.
That commode landed you in a coffin, and you still didn't learn your lesson.
No, no, go ahead. Call her.
I'll call her.
-I'll call her. -No, mom.
She is glad to drive my son mad.
Never listen to your mother.
Mom!
You're better off in the coffin.
Better off in the coffin!
Let me drive the car.
You dug us out of the coffin. You must be tired.
It's not easy.
I will drive.
Where did you find such a nice girl?
She can drive.
Hey...
I will sit in the front.
I'm seated now.
This is my mother's car.
My father's commode.
I will sit in the front.
My feet don't fit in the back.
But you fit well in the coffin.
Tarik, either you get in the back, or I am leaving.
Hey rebel, pass me the water.
What?
You seem from a good family.
How did you get stuck with this useless?
It's hard to explain.
My son never does easy things.
He's not too bad.
Bad?
He's eccentric.
He thinks he can solve everything.
But he gets everyone confused instead.
I want to take my share and leave.
This has never happened in 13.8 billion years.
Universe always works in precision.
Always.
What is it now?
Papa, we got the directions wrong.
We need to go back a little.
Bittu, back up the car.
Back it up?
Not possible, master.
Then make it possible, assholes.
It's a narrow road, master.
Then widen it! Go on.
This is not a fan. It's an anemometer.
This will tell us where it's going to fall.
What about your mom and dad?
Mom has a catering business.
My brother Zaid looks after it too.
-Father is-- -He is a poet.
What beautiful lines "No need to bow down."
What do you do?
-I am a-- -Excellent artist.
-Yes. -Deals in old artifacts.
Right, mom?
Yes, son.
I could tell from the car.
Where did it go wrong now?
You made so many calculations.
This is not a cash register, dad,
It's science.
As the weather department says "there is a possibility of rain."
Slight error. It will take time.
-I don't have time. -We are very close, papa.
Have some patience. Some patience.
We've been going around in circles because of your stupidity.
Just a little more, papa.
A little more.
Let's go.
Careful, mom.
While talking of Chandani,
a piece of the moon descended on earth.