Previously on Yellowjackets...
Oh, fuck.
- Can you get us out of here? - I can.
We can finally go home.
Checkmate.
Oh, don't worry, I cloned her phone before resetting it.
I'd be happy to share its contents.
You just have to ask me for them.
Now, the blood work suggests
your cancer has stopped metastasizing.
It could be
happening again.
The waiter was a sacrifice.
Your new prognosis, that's the gift.
I-I wanted you to be proud of me.
Why didn't we know about this kid in the first place?
Gen and Melissa got pretty close to Hannah.
Yeah, they're both dead.
- Van! - Oh, my God!
This is an emergency.
She has metastatic cancer.
- She does? - What?
Let's fucking do this!
- I'm staying. - This is rescue.
- No. - The rest of us, we're going.
You're not.
Bye, love.
- Love you, Mama. - I love you more.
- Bye. - Bye-bye.
Whoever the fuck you are, you better get out here right now.
Shauna? What are you doing here?
What are you doing alive?
My wife ruined our dinner, my business didn't.
Now, my wife's a fucking crazy person.
I'm not her. Don't give up on me, guys.
I think you came here because you want your life to explode.
Fuck!
- Eat it. - What the fuck?
♪ somber music ♪
Where's Taissa?
Hey.
You're awake.
Relax. Tai's still here.
Misty, too.
Shauna straight-up ditched you,
but... that figures, doesn't it?
What is this?
Is this a dream?
Am I dead?
Death... is around every corner.
All right, what do you want?
There's something I need to ask you.
Something really important.
Do you remember... The Goonies?
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, my God, it's one of the greatest quests of all time.
Mikey, he finds out that he's about to lose his house,
but then him and his friends,
they find this old pirate map
and they go on an adventure to find--
The treasure, yes, I know, I have seen this fucking movie,
like, a hundred times more than you, literally.
Why are you telling me this?
Because it is a classic hero's journey.
"X" marks the spot.
Taissa's been trying to show you.
Listen to her.
Yeah, she hasn't exactly been herself lately.
I know.
Even more reason.
She needs this, too.
Hey, wh... whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, what is that?
It's just a little something for the road.
Where am I going?
To get the treasure.
Hey. How you feeling?
Like I've been puking up blood.
What'd I miss?
Hey. Aw.
Tai...
Hey. It's gonna be okay.
- Yeah. - Come on.
You remember that time...
we were down at the shore
and there was that old guy there and he was...
absolutely housing that box of saltwater taffy?
And his nurse said that was, like,
the only thing he wanted to do before he died.
As soon as we get home, I am gonna get you
the best fucking taffy there is.
Anything you want.
We're not going home.
Baby, we can't stay here.
I know.
But I don't like taffy.
Come on, Tai.
Goonies never say die.
Go on. Just take a bite.
You're sick.
Do you know who's really gonna be sick?
Your family,
when they find out that Mommy's name
isn't actually Kelly because, oops,
once upon a time she killed and ate people.
How can you do this?
It should be obvious by now.
Eat it.
♪ intense music ♪
Melissa!
Open the fucking door!
♪ "No Return" by Craig Wedren and Anna Waronker ♪
♪ It was cool, nothing fire ♪
♪ Nothing broke ♪
♪ Keep simple ♪
♪ Nothing tired, nothing old ♪
♪ Same as you ♪
♪ Oh, so cute, so revival ♪
♪ So alone ♪
♪ Birthday suit, just a smile ♪
♪ No one home ♪
♪ Same as you ♪
♪ vocalizing ♪
♪ No return, no return ♪
♪ No reason ♪
♪ No return, no return ♪
♪ No reason ♪
♪ No return, no return ♪
♪ No reason ♪
♪ No return, no return ♪
♪ No reason ♪
You don't get to tell everyone what to do, Shauna.
Yeah, well, I already did.
And they're gonna do it, so...
What is even happening right now?
You're all gonna see this is the right decision.
We've literally been in hell.
You have no fucking right to keep us in it.
It's not me. It's what It wants.
No one is saying we have to stay here forever.
But leaving right now
when there are so many things left to clean up?
It's not the smart move either.
Well, it sounds like you guys all have a lot to discuss,
so have fun braiding each other's hair and...
partaking in some light cannibalism.
I'm fucking out of here.
That's not happening.
You sure this is the move you want to make?
Don't do anything stupid, Shauna.
Tell him that.
You sure you even know how to use that, little girl?
Don't worry. My boyfriend taught me.
Shauna.
Shauna, we can put them in the animal pen
until we decide what to do.
Fine.
Take their shoes.
Let's move.
Come on.
Hey. Hey.
Did you mean that?
About leaving eventually?
Those frog scientists lost their shit
when they saw Coach.
Imagine what'll happen when the rest of the world gets here.
Van, what's the point
of going back if it means ruining our lives?
I understand that the mind...
forgets things to protect itself
or whatever, but
could you please
try and remember what winter was like?
We survived.
We ate a fucking kid.
- We're prepared this time. - We're not.
That game
will run out eventually.
And you and I both know what comes next.
Good thing you've been practicing with the cards.
Trust me, okay?
I'm going to see us through this.
We just have to be smart.
♪ mysterious music ♪
How did the guy from the car place get this to connect,
and I can't?
We're 20 minutes from the daughter's house, about
40 minutes from Colonial Williamsburg,
if anyone feels like churning butter after we find Shauna.
And, uh, let's face it, we're probably gonna need an alibi.
Mm, yeah, well, we don't know what Shauna's done yet.
Oh, right.
I'm sure it's reasonable.
All the more reason to get there ASAP.
But we can make a pit stop if you need one, huh?
Nah, I'm good.
Oh, Jesus.
I can't believe someone's actually
having a worse day than I am.
Wait. Wait!
- That looks like-- - Oh!
- Fuck! - Stop the car!
Melissa?
- I think Misty's right. - What?
Oh, shit.
Melissa! Melissa!
Go back!
- Go, go, go now! - Uh...
♪ intense music ♪
- She's getting away. - Okay.
I got her, I got her.
What is she doing?
No, you don't.
I got you now this time!
Hey.
I don't know how you're still alive,
but you won't be much longer if you don't cooperate.
"X" marks the spot.
So...
...how you been?
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck is going on?
You're dead.
What's going on is that
Shauna's gone off the fucking deep end.
She broke into my house, attacked me--
Did you send that tape?
Yes.
But there's a lot more to it.
More than you sending literal
evidence of murder?
How did you think Shauna was gonna react?
Hello? Do you know why I'm bleeding?
She made me eat my fucking arm!
Okay.
- We got to find her. - Yeah.
Well... well, then let me out because
- I am not going back. - Nope.
Sit down.
Don't do this.
She's out of her mind.
Just shut up.
Or you really will be dead.
♪ sinister music ♪
♪ tense music ♪
♪ mysterious music ♪
She's completely out of control.
Shh...
♪ intense music ♪
They're up to something.
Who?
The others.
Like what?
If I knew that, I would have handled it already.
Okay, well, we have the gun.
They'd be dumb to try anything without it.
Well, everyone knows you guys kick me out of the meetings
because you think I'm annoying.
But, I mean, what if we... use that?
Like, get some intel from it?
- Okay, Double-0-Quigley. - No, that's...
that's actually a good idea.
Do it.
- Shauna? - Oh, God.
In here.
Yeah, okay, I-I might
have made things a-a little bit worse.
Um...
Oh, thank God.
But, wait.
How did you find her?
- She ran out of gas. - Oh.
I guess you should have listened to your wife.
Okay, what are we going to use
to tie her up with?
Hang on.
Can we just take a minute here?
Why?
She admitted that she sent the tape.
Which means she killed Lottie.
Not so fast, Martha Misdirect.
Let's not forget that Shauna's DNA
was under Lottie's fingernails.
And she was in the city
- the day Lottie died. - Wait, what?
Oh, yeah, I...
I literally have the receipt.
Well, that doesn't look good.
Shauna, what were you doing there?
I was getting a cat.
Wow.
What a totally satisfying answer.
Uh, care to elaborate?
Yeah, I...
went to the Humane Society
because I saw on their website
that they happened to have this cat
that was exactly the same
as this other cat that Jeff was trying to find.
Uh, for his karma.
So...
And you expect us to believe this...
...tale of two cats?
- Oh, God. - You know what?
I don't give a shit what you believe.
You've made that abundantly clear.
She's trying to pin this on Melissa
to cover up the fact that she's the one that killed Lottie.
Melissa sent the tape.
So she's the one who left the phone.
And cut my brakes.
And locked me in the freezer.
Oh, for the love of God, the freezer was me.
What?
The lock's been broken for months.
I would have warned you,
but you've been such an absolute asshole
that I thought a little time in the freezer
would do you some good.
Okay, you guys feeling better?
Because we need to focus.
We are where we are.
So you're just gonna go ahead and take her side?
Of course she is.
It's not about sides.
I just don't think Shauna killed Lottie.
- Thank you. - And right now
I think we need to figure out
what we're gonna do to mitigate
this situation.
No. No.
This is Shauna's mess.
You can find some other maid to clean it up.
But don't think for a second
I won't get to the bottom of all this.
Can I, uh, talk to you?
- Sure. - I was just out in the woods,
and I-I don't know, I...
I felt this rush through my body.
I've never felt that before when I wasn't tripping, but I...
I think It...
was trying to talk to me.
- Hmm. - Will you come with me?
See if I'm right?
Yeah, of course.
♪ suspenseful music ♪
This is so insane.
Who the fuck do they think they are?
We just have to wait.
Until when?
The next blizzard?
We've been waiting here for over a year.
I cannot go through another winter out here.
If we are here, I hope the Wilderness chooses me first.
'Cause I don't think I can handle that again.
Home was right there.
Cheeseburgers...
- We could steal the gun back. - Mm.
Shauna hasn't let it leave her sight.
But you don't think that she'd actually use it, do you?
No way. She's too chickenshit.
Is she?
♪ eerie music ♪
I think there's another way.
♪ You're so fucking pretty... ♪
Oh, hells yeah.
Hell yes!
Dad?
Honey, you are not gonna...
Is that weed?
♪ Do you want to get... ♪
Callie Sadecki, are you rolling a joint?
I can't find my pipe.
Don't look so shocked. I know that Mom steals my weed.
Why were you yelling?
Uh, the Joels just offered me that furniture job.
That's great, Dad. Mm.
Really. Congrats.
♪ I think that I'm lazy ♪
Anything else?
♪ I think that I'm bad ♪
Yeah, those nugs are too big.
You'll never get an even smoke
unless you grind those up some more.
You sure you're good here?
Yeah. Thanks, Dave.
I'll be sure to check out your aquarium ornaments on Etsy.
I'm so glad you texted!
What do you think?
It's excessive!
I know, right?
Uh, part of me was afraid you'd think it was excessive.
It's not mine, though.
Keith Morrison owed me a favor.
Hey, let's go!
We have dinner covered, Misty.
Well, we'll need nourishment later.
So we're prepared.
Prepared for what?
You know.
We don't, actually.
Oh.
I just thought you guys were a part of, uh...
the plan.
We saw you in that meeting with Team Crazy.
Quit embarrassing yourself.
Fine.
If you guys don't want to get out of here.
But if you change your mind... come find me.
Wait, does she know something?
No.
♪ muted, dramatic music ♪
- Happy now? - Is it tight?
Yes.
So, what's next? Her family's gonna
come home at some point,
and we still have a big fucking problem to solve.
I am not the problem.
Shauna is the problem.
You both know it as well as I do.
Not entirely inaccurate.
Come on.
- This is kind of like Adam. - Except there's no body
- yet. - Yeah.
- Mm. - Who's Adam?
Why did you say that?
This happened before?
And... there was a body?
You just dug her grave. You know that, right?
All we're saying is, this feels familiar.
So, Shauna acted like a lunatic
and killed this Adam,
made you guys clean it up.
So... she put you at risk and,
let me guess, she was wrong then, too?
He...
Her family doesn't even know her real name.
What kind of psychopath
brings home a dead woman's tape
and then marries her daughter?
Holy shit. You married Hannah's kid?
Yes. Okay, but--
You know what? Actually...
I think it's time for you to just shut the fuck up.
- You don't understand-- - N-Nope.
And you need to sit down.
So what do we do here?
I mean, there's not exactly a ton of options.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
- I'll be right back. - Where are you going?
Just going to the car.
Shauna.
Let me think.
Oh, God, yeah, maybe you should have done that
before you turned her arm into sashimi.
How about "B"?
Damn.
Sorry.
This game sucks.
Want me to turn on the TV?
Stop.
I would literally get shot again
just to watch The Real World.
Wait, where is it this season?
No clue.
Only because it's mostly Nickelodeon on
at home these days.
I have a daughter.
She's ten.
Oh, shit.
Really?
I'm sorry, I... I just really miss her.
Uh, don't be sorry, I...
I get it.
I know you do.
I know you all do.
You've been missing your families for over a year.
Yeah.
But...
this is fucked.
They can't keep us as prisoners forever, right?
I stopped trying to predict what's going to happen
out here a long time ago.
All I know is, people are willing to do
some messed-up stuff just to see another day.
Honestly?
From a purely scientific perspective,
this is the most fascinating study of survival
I've ever witnessed.
Even more so than horny frogs.
Probably because teenage girls are even hornier.
Am I interrupting something?
Shauna, wait.
♪ tense music ♪
What's your deal?
What were you two giggling about?
Nothing.
Stupid stuff. Why?
Don't you know how dumb it is to get close to her?
She's just using you to try to escape.
And what?
You think she makes a joke
and I'm like, "You're hilarious, here's your freedom"?
What'd she say to you?
Nothing... just...
She has a kid... back home.
And you believe that?
Why wouldn't I?
She just wants you to feel bad for her.
She's manipulating you.
I don't think that she is.
And, yeah, I do feel kind of bad.
She must really miss her.
Well, I'm glad you have so much sympathy for her.
This isn't a competition, Shauna.
I know. I just...
well, I didn't think you were this fucking stupid.
Hey, Melissa!
- I'm not done talking to you! - See how much I care?
You think you're important?
No one gave a shit about you until me!
Why can't you just be a nice person?
You're nothing.
Jesus.
You guys were right.
She's fucking nuts.
Wh-Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Say that again?
Come on, Shauna.
Put the gun down.
I fucking dare you.
Oh, God.
Let's go. Go.
Travis, what's wrong?
Nothing.
Tell me, I can help.
Help me? No.
Lottie, you can't.
It's bullshit.
You're bullshit.
We have a chance at rescue. Do you not get that?
We can go home, and you're ruining it.
You're ruining everything for all of us.
I can't, I can't let you do this.
I can't. I can't.
- I'm sorry, Travis. - I won't.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted you to see that he's here.
That Javi's with us.
I just wanted you to feel him, too.
♪ otherworldly music ♪
Why are you taking me this far?
I could have peed way back there.
Be quiet.
Down there.
What's happening? I...
What's going on now?
Don't. Please.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I just need your help.
With what?
You want to go home, right?
Yes.
Okay. I'm gonna give you this knife.
Tonight, when everyone's sleeping,
cut yourself and Kodi free.
We're gonna make a run for it.
Ah, no, no, no. Don't bogart it, Callie.
Don't.
This is so fucking weird.
♪ Makes me wanna stay... ♪
Whoa. Easy, killer. That stuff's top-shelf.
- Mm. - I can handle it.
Hey, no, no, no.
- You know what we should do? - What?
We should celebrate my new job.
Let's be ladies who lunch.
- You're not a lady. - I'm totally a lady.
A sexy lady.
Look at... look at these legs.
- Look at that. Look at it. - I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Ugh.
Let's go to the, um, let's go to that new place.
On Main.
- Mm. - Pigeon. Pigeon?
Squab.
- Squab? Ah. - Squab.
The steaks are, like, 80 bucks.
Well, I don't know if you heard the news,
but Daddy got himself a fancy new job.
Mom would kill us if we spent that much.
Yeah. She would.
♪ Take time with a wounded hand ♪
♪ 'Cause it likes to heal ♪
♪ I like to steal ♪
♪ I'm half the man I used to be... ♪
- Dad? - Mm-hmm?
That stuff that you said to the Joels about Mom...
...is that how you really feel?
No, that's...
...something I said to, you know...
s-save my ass.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
♪ Half the man I used to be ♪
It's okay if you feel that way.
I do.
♪ Take time with a wounded hand... ♪
Dad.
♪ I like to steal... ♪
Hey.
I'm sorry. Shit.
Don't be sorry.
♪ Well, I'm half the man... ♪
It's just, it's hard.
Oh, Callie, it is hard being married.
And with your mom...
it's lonely.
God, it's lonely.
♪ Half the man I used to be ♪
♪ "Dear One" by Pisces ♪
♪ Dear one ♪
♪ Is there anything you need ♪
Fuck Shauna.
♪ Dear one ♪
Whatever's going on, I want in.
♪ Your dreams ♪
♪ Somewhere there waits ♪
♪ A golden day ♪
♪ Somewhere there waits ♪
♪ An infallibility ♪
♪ Dear one ♪
♪ Tell me your dream ♪
Okay. I think they're asleep.
You ready? Cut me loose.
I thought I heard something.
No, you're paranoid. Toss me the knife.
Who's Erik Cheong?
What?
His name is on your rucksack.
I don't know, I got it at a thrift store.
What's your deal? We got to move.
Hannah. Hannah.
You got to focus.
I heard all that stuff you said about your kid.
Now, do you want to see her again or not?
♪ somber, suspenseful music ♪
All right. Let's go.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I fucking knew it.
Who gave you the knife?
It was Kodi. He got the knife.
You lying fucking cunt!
Please.
I want to be a part of this.
♪ eerie, droning music ♪
♪ Someday, somebody's gonna make you want to ♪
♪ Turn around and say goodbye... ♪
Martini a la Misty.
Double chocolate, extra shaken.
Just how you like it.
Do you think we could've been wrong
about Shauna killing Lottie?
What?
Her DNA is literally under Lottie's fingernails.
I know, but I called the Humane Society,
and...
I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but her cat story actually checks out.
Maybe the cat waited in the car during the murder.
But isn't it shortsighted to rely solely on DNA
when trying to get the full picture?
Uh, I suppose in some cases,
- it-it could be-- - I'm missing something.
I can feel it.
♪ Or are you comfortable with the pain... ♪
I know you've made it clear that me...
editorializing on the interpersonal dynamics
between you and your teammates is unwelcome,
but I do feel compelled to say--
uh, one Brother Shamus of the World Wide Web to another--
that when it comes to the Yellowjackets...
...uh, I feel your judgment is a-a touch clouded.
♪ No, no, someday somebody's gonna make you... ♪
You know, I think you might be right.
Hey. Didn't you say you cloned Lottie's phone?
♪ Can you hold on for one more day? ♪
♪ Hold on for one more day... ♪
You know, I have to say,
I'm just so glad that we finally get to work this case together.
♪ Hold on for one more day and ♪
♪ Break free from the chains... ♪
What, no chocolate shavings?
How could I forget?
Back in a flash.
♪ Break free, break from the chains... ♪
♪ tense, suspenseful music ♪
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Luckily, I still have those heirloom cacao bars
that I got--
Tai?
Hello?
♪ tense, dramatic music ♪
Tai?
Tai. Tai.
Taissa.
Fuck.
What happened here?
The fireplace.
I closed the flue.
Okay.
Turn to me.
Tai.
Here. Breathe.
Breathe. Breathe, breathe.
♪ haunting, atmospheric music ♪
What the fuck?
Breathe. Breath, breathe.
Breathe, breathe, Tai, breathe, breathe.
Please, come on. Breathe.
Hang up.
You're not what she needs.
You've never known what the fuck she needs.
Breathe, breathe...
Yeah. You're okay.
Yeah.
It's me.
It's really you.
I love you so much.
I got to get Shauna. Here.
Don't go anywhere.
Okay? Promise.
- I'll get the oxygen. - Mm-hmm.
♪ tense, pulsing music ♪
Why aren't they here yet?
What's wrong?
Something happened.
What happened?
Hannah shoved a knife through that guy's face.
I'm sorry, what?
Okay, he-- Mel...
- He's dead? - He came to my hut.
- So, we're not going? - We were making--
No, Shauna knows. We're not going anywhere.
- What do you mean, Shauna knows? - She knows, Akilah.
♪ tense, ethereal music ♪
I'm on your side, I...
♪ suspenseful music ♪
Okay.
What are you doing?
I know how to get us home.
Oh, my God.
You have the fucking transponder?
♪ "Exit Music (For a Film)" by Radiohead ♪
Wait.
That's not the only option, Van.
I don't know.
I promise you if you leave me alone, it could end now.
I have cancer.
And there's a chance...
...that if I can kill you right now...
...maybe I'll be allowed to live.
Van, come on.
You don't really believe that.
All those sacrifices?
Those rewards?
♪ The drying... ♪
You know they weren't real.
I don't know that.
And I think there's part of you that doesn't
quite know that, either.
But you're different, Van.
There's goodness in you.
There always has been.
Y-You don't know me anymore.
Okay.
♪ And get dressed... ♪
Yeah.
If the Wilderness is telling you to put that knife
through my heart so you survive your cancer,
then do it.
♪ Before all hell... ♪
I'll be your sacrifice.
Fuck. Fuck.
Why?
Why can't I...
♪ Breathe... ♪
...be that? Why?
You don't want to be.
♪ Don't lose... ♪
No, I don't.
♪ Breathe ♪
♪ Keep breathing ♪
♪ I can't do this... ♪
But I do.
♪ And you can... ♪
Isn't this what It wants?
♪ A spineless laugh... ♪
Oh...
♪ We hope your ♪
♪ Rules and ♪
♪ Wisdom... ♪
Where is she?
Where is she? Melissa?
Melissa?
♪ Now we are one ♪
♪ In everlasting ♪
Babe?
♪ Peace ♪
♪ We hope ♪
♪ That you choke ♪
Van?
♪ That you choke... ♪
Van. Van!
Van, no, please.
No, please.
I know.
It's hard to watch.
I die?
I'm dead?
No!
Why would you send me in there
if you knew I was just gonna die?
It wasn't my call.
♪ In everlasting... ♪
This is just how our story goes.
You said I was gonna be the hero.
- You are. You saved them. - Okay.
You got the real love of our life back.
♪ That you choke... ♪
You show me a better treasure.
Great.
And now I'm dead.
Surviving this was never the reward.
What does that mean?
♪ That you choke ♪
If this isn't the ending, then tell me what happens.
Where would be the fun in that?
♪ We hope ♪
♪ That you choke ♪
♪ "Glycerine" ♪
♪ If I treated you bad, you'd bruise my face ♪
♪ Couldn't love you anymore ♪
♪ You've got a beautiful taste ♪
♪ Don't let the days go by ♪
♪ Oh, glycerine ♪
♪ Glycerine ♪
♪ Bad moon white again ♪