You got this.
[laughing] Here you go!
- Whoa! - Keep your balance!
[soft music playing]
Whoa! Oh!
Okay.
Steady?
There we go.
Pedal! Pedal!
Way to go, Andy, you're doing it!
[laughing happily] He's actually doing it!
Oh, he's fast.
[laughing]
Andy!
Andy?
[tense music playing]
- Andy! - Andy!
He must have gone all the way around to the house.
Excuse me, um... Um, I'm looking for my son.
He's riding a red bike. He's wearing a camo helmet.
[panting]
- Andy? - Have you seen him?
- No. - Have you seen him?
Sir! Sir! Sir! This is my boy.
This little boy, have you seen him?
- I'm sorry. - [crying]
- Anything? - No...
I'm sorry, please.
Our boy, have you seen him? His name's Andy.
[panting]
[theme music playing]
[knocking on door]
Did you get it? Please tell me you got it.
You know that I used to handle security for the Sixers.
You didn't get it. They were out of stock,
but the owner's son, he has one.
He has a test tomorrow, but for a pair of floor seats...
You can get floor seats?
Not unless I moonlight for like a month,
but seeing as my nights have been pretty free lately...
[excited screaming] You got it!
I got it! I don't know what a graphing calculator does,
but I got one.
I know that I could've ordered one,
but I really wanted him to have everything he needs
for his first day of school.
Sidney told me that you're running his DNA?
This is to do differential calculus.
Which means that he can do differential calculus.
Our son, who could barely do long division.
When he was away, he was given books.
He said he studied. He said studying was
- the only thing that he could do. - I know. And that's all I need.
But Sidney, she needs more. I really hope that she gets it
- when the results come back. - You don't have to hope.
It's him.
There he is!
Ready for your first day of school?
- I think so. - Hey, tonight,
- we celebrate your first day. - Sounds great.
You're not going anywhere, mister.
It's a school night and I'm making meatloaf.
Meatloaf. House specialty. What's the occasion?
Finally! Come on, you're gonna be late.
You gotta go.
Aren't you forgetting something?
First day of school photos. Come on, by the fridge.
Say, "I'm back"!
- I'm back! - [camera shutter clicks]
Sidney, you're in a lovely mood.
Yeah, I am. I feel like today's gonna be an A+ day.
- Mm-hmm. - [camera shutter clicks]
[alert ringing]
Look who's famous.
Valuable too.
Neighborhood's being canvassed.
So far, there's no witnesses and no video.
- And the parents? - In your office.
There's no work history on Mom, but Dad is a doctor
who just had a patent on a cancer drug
that just went into production. We're running the financials,
but it looks like he stands to make a fortune on it.
Hey. Andy's six. And he's very cute,
so if you could put some extra mo in your mojo, that would be great.
I need you to paint these candles.
- Why? - Because I don't do dark magic.
And if I did, I'd use animal blood.
Oh, I'm sure there's a pig smiling somewhere, but why me, I meant?
Because this isn't for Andy. It's for Sidney.
I had a bad dream about her.
I need to cleanse her.
Soap and water's no good?
Can you take the candles? Just paint them.
- Sure. - Thank you.
- The answer is no. - I know it's hard to imagine--
- It's not someone we know. - Somebody you work with, then?
You're about to make a lot of money.
Yes, from helping people.
Pat, honey.
We know that Steve adopted Andy.
Can you talk to us about his biological father?
Fairy tales.
He can't sleep until I've read him one.
I need you to stay with me. His bedtime is 8:00.
- He needs to be back by then. - His dad.
Tell us about his dad.
There's nothing to tell. He's dead.
[phone notification]
Anything?
Pat, who is it?
It was Lynn. Sending us prayers.
Like I said, it's no one we know.
Whoever it is, they might reach out.
Ask for money, a ransom.
And if they do, you need to tell us about it.
Of course.
Whatever you tell us to do we'll do.
Are you okay?
Can I use your bathroom?
[panting]
[phone ringing]
Where is he?
Is he okay?
200 grand.
Today. I'll text the where and the when.
[door opening]
- Who are you? - Ghost of Christmas past.
Do what I say and the 718
won't come back to haunt you.
- [crying] - Pat?
Hey...
Listen, I...
I can't promise you that Andy'll be back by 8:00.
But I can say that he will have his fairy tale ending.
Okay? We get our babies back.
It's what we do.
[soft music playing]
We got a hit. Clark and Webster.
Let's do it.
I saw you and Nicole came to work together.
Yeah, it's Keith's first day at school.
I know. There's times like this,
a dad's gotta be there. You have to be there.
- Even after tonight. - What's tonight?
Nicole and I are telling the kids about the engagement.
- She didn't tell you, did she? - The meatloaf.
I'm told it's the house specialty.
- How old are you? - I mean it. You're their dad,
- this doesn't change that. - Were you born in the '90s?
You know what, don't answer that...
It could incriminate you. Let's go.
There he is.
- Go. - What are you gonna do?
You're gonna go around or something?
No, I'm giving you a head start.
I figured at your age, you could use it.
He's getting away. From you, maybe.
Do not expose my children to Wilson Phillips.
- [chuckles] - Hey!
I got it, old man.
[grunting]
Hey, where is he?
- Where's the boy? - I don't know about a boy!
The boy you stole from.
- I didn't steal nothing, man! - Hey! This boy.
If you didn't steal nothing, then where did you get this?
I'll show you.
Let's go.
This is where I found it. I didn't see no boy.
Okay. Whoever took Andy was definitely here.
We get a security camera, we get an ID.
Hey, I need you to run a plate for me.
4-8-Delta-2-Kilo-3-Papa.
Yeah, call me back. Thanks.
You heard me, right? I said a security camera.
Yeah, the car is a security camera.
It has a feature on it called Sentry Mode
that records suspicious activity.
It also alerts the owner when it's being vandalized.
So, we'll run the plates, we'll get a name and then, we'll make a call.
Well, we don't have time for that.
What, you got a better idea?
You're saying that if this car gets vandalized,
the driver gets notified immediately?
Yeah, it's an app on his phone.
Then yeah, I got a better idea.
Look who the cat dragged in.
Hi, Andy. I'm Vicki.
I know you're scared right now.
But I'm gonna take real good care of you.
I wanna go home.
I know, honey. I do.
And here's the thing... You are home.
[tense music playing]
[humming]
So you skipped a grade, and now, we've got classes together.
This is not a buddy system. I'm not your lifeguard.
We walk through that door and you drown,
I'm not giving you CPR. Got it?
Got it. No CPR.
Good. Welcome to high school.
Hey.
[indistinct chatter]
[humming continues]
[phone ringing]
Detective Adebayo.
Yeah, I asked for their financials.
You did what?
- We shot a car. - No, no, he shot a car.
A parked car. With no one in it?
- Just to be clear, he-- - We shot the car
to let the driver know that it'd been vandalized.
Okay, let me get this straight. So you vandalized it
so the driver would know that it was vandalized.
We vandalized the car so that the driver would show up,
access the sentry system and give us this.
The beater's registered to a Brad Skinner at a Bronx address.
We've added it to the alert and then contacted NYPD.
They have him on three priors,
possession, assault and armed robbery.
- And now, as a kidnapper. - And that's Andy.
Any connection to Andy's parents?
- Not that we can find. - I found one.
An hour ago, Steve made a $200,000 withdrawal.
Unless he had a sudden urge to join a country club,
I'd say it's a ransom payment.
Didn't we tell them to contact us if there was a demand?
Clearly, he didn't. We need to find out why.
And Skinner, if he left a trail,
- we need to find it. - That's us.
About Keith. What... What about the DNA?
I haven't heard, but I'll let you know once I do.
Like you'll let me know about the engagement party, or...
It's not a party. And I just didn't want to say anything
in front of the kids. Keith's back, Jay. He's settling in.
It's time to move on.
So you and June have something in common now.
She wants a child. You raise great ones,
and now you're ready to have one with her.
She'd be an idiot not to come back.
I just wouldn't shoot up any more cars until she does.
[sirens blaring]
I'm not giving him back.
Chillax. I'm just bringing him so that they think we are.
- Ransom wasn't the plan. - Let's go.
Having a kid's expensive. This way, they cover his nut.
Hey! I said we're going.
[grunts]
I'll call the cops. Swear to God I will.
- Yeah? And tell them what? - The truth about Andy.
I got that to protect me.
What's your excuse?
You ain't calling no one.
Let's go!
Is this him? Did he take Andy?
We were hoping you could tell us.
I told you, I don't know who took him.
You did. And an hour later,
you made a $200,000 withdrawal.
Did this man take my son?
Do you know where he is?
We understand why people keep ransom demands a secret.
- But you should not. - I'm not.
There hasn't been a demand.
I don't know who this is, and I didn't withdraw any money.
- Pat, where is she? - She's with a friend, Lynn.
You need to get her on the phone,
because we gotta ask her some questions.
Like why she took out that money.
Because it was withdrawn, and if you didn't do it, who else could?
This is ridiculous. She did nothing.
She's with a friend.
Lynn.
I was calling for Pat...
No, no updates...
Just have her call me when she gets back?
She went for a walk.
Um. And left her phone?
Risk missing a call about her son?
What other explanation is there?
That the kidnapper told her not to bring the phone.
So that we couldn't trace it to the ransom drop.
I found it. Skinner's trail.
Credit card payment on a motel on 6th.
All right, well, I'll notify SWAT.
Hey, been there done that. Let's go.
[tense music playing]
Police!
[sighing]
The desk clerk said that there was three of them.
Andy, Skinner and a woman. I got a description, but no ID.
So we're pulling CCTV and dusting the room.
Find out who they are to find out where they are.
That's what we always say. But with a child...
I promised a fairy tale ending.
Because that's all I know about Andy.
That he's a child who likes children's stories.
Fairy tales are a particular type of children's story.
My point is that we know nothing. We've got nothing.
Except that Andy likes terrifying stories.
Fairy tales are terrifying for a reason.
They teach children no matter what to persevere.
That the world is a dangerous place
and no one is going to save you,
so you have to save yourself.
There were gummies in the room, right?
Yeah, on the floor, why?
Because maybe knowing who Andy is
will help us find him after all.
[Kemi scoffs]
[sighs]
So, M.E. is still determining the cause of death.
But it looks like a gunshot wound to the chest,
but there are lacerations around his neck.
That lines up with our witness testimony.
She observed Brad on the ground, Pat kneeling over him.
And then she claims she saw Pat stab him in the neck.
If Pat was here, she's fled the scene.
PPD finished a search of the park and no sign of her or Andy.
What about the 200k in cash?
- It's unaccounted for. - And those?
These were in Skinner's jacket.
One is his and the other, it's unclear.
We'll have to run a IMEI.
All right, we'll call it in on the way back.
Um, are you familiar with Egungun-Oya?
Definitely not.
Okay, she's the Mother of the dead.
She guides the destinies of the deceased.
And in Sidney's case, the living.
Sidney?
There's a darkness in her eyes.
I believe she's haunted.
She's been having trouble processing Keith's return.
Let's just say she's a tad overwhelmed.
Do you mind if I pray with her?
Um... I'll leave it up to her.
If she's open to it, you know, you have my blessing.
Thank you.
[school bell rings]
Target acquired, 11 o'clock.
Um...
I almost feel bad for him.
Do you think we should let him sit with us?
- I said almost. - Hey, Keith!
[indistinct chatter]
Oh my God, is he friends with Bianca?
He wasn't.
Your brother is sitting at Mount Olympus
with Bianca Delvain and the other gods.
- He's not my brother. - [scoffs]
- How's it going? - Hey, um... I'm Keith.
- Yeah, I know. - Perfection.
This is perfection.
[sighing] Just let it suck.
Once the DNA test comes back, it'll be over.
Will it?
After what happened, I didn't sleep for a whole night
for like almost three years.
Every time I closed my eyes, I could see him.
His face... The way he looked at me.
The surprise. The terror.
Sid, we were 12.
Yes. But you didn't have to look your parents in the eye every morning
and lie to them,
watching their hopes fade day-by-day,
thinking that they might see Keith again.
And then watch their marriage fall apart
because of the horrible thing you did.
And then this... guy shows up, looking like Keith.
And acting like Keith. For God knows what reason.
And...
It just took so long to move on.
And now, it feels like it's happening all over again.
And since I didn't say anything then,
I can't say anything now. So I'm... I'm trapped.
[intriguing music playing]
The Medical Examiner's report is in.
Brad Skinner died almost instantly
from a gunshot to the chest.
I say almost instantly because he survived
a few minutes longer due to medical intervention.
A medical intervention?
Turns out Pat wasn't stabbing Brad in the neck,
she was performing a field tracheotomy.
The gunshot made his tongue "edematous".
I had to look that one up too,
it means fluid-filled or swollen.
So, it looks like she was trying to create an airway
- for him to breathe. - So if Pat tried to save him,
- who tried to kill him? - Yeah, about that...
I checked out the two phones you found on the deceased.
One did belong to Brad Skinner.
The other... a woman named Vicki Parsons.
30. Also from the Bronx. I'm pulling her history now.
- A possible accomplice? - That would be my guess.
She matches the description of the woman who checked into the motel with Brad.
So what's our theory here?
That Brad and Vicki Parsons take Andy,
ransom him to the mother.
Vicki turns on Brad and runs off with the money?
Possibly. But why would Pat try
to save her son's kidnapper? And who has Andy?
So, we're looking for two women,
Pat Wells and Vicki Parsons.
We find them, we find our missing child.
Hey, TSA got a hit on Pat Wells.
- She just bought a train ticket. - Let me guess, to the Bronx?
- That's right. - This whole thing goes back
to the Bronx. How many tickets?
One ticket, traveling alone.
[indistinct announcement on speakers]
Hey. It's a very good-looking kid.
It would be a shame if something happened to him
because you didn't cooperate with the authorities.
We know they contacted you, Pat.
They made demands.
You tried to get Andy back on your own.
Something went wrong. You got scared.
So you ran. We get it.
But it's time to let us help you.
Let us help Andy.
Where is your son?
Who has him?
Well, would you look at that.
I'm a new woman.
Andy's not being trafficked, he's not being ransomed.
Not by Vicki Parsons. Check it out.
Okay, the Parsons abducted him. Ransomed him.
Murdered Brad Skinner. What, do you think, she's out there getting him a pony?
So, listen... Vicki Parsons, four years ago,
she filed a missing person's report.
Four years ago, Andy was two.
The report she filed, it was about the abduction
of her two-year-old son.
You wanna hear something weird?
Whatever it is, we just heard something weirder.
Pat Wells... is four years old.
You know what's weird about that?
I mean, aside from everything,
what's weird about that is that makes perfect sense.
- [phone chiming] - [sighs]
Oh, it's Sidney.
You know what's really weird?
Is that our daughter's eggs are being read.
Makes perfect sense to me.
Have you found Andy? Please tell me you've found him.
Baby, did you withdraw $200,000?
I was trying to get Andy back.
From Brad Skinner. Who's now in a body bag.
All I care about is finding Andy.
Which explains the body bag.
I didn't kill him.
He was dead when I got there.
Why don't you talk to me about Vicki Parsons?
- I don't know who that is. - Well, four years ago,
Vicki filed a missing person's report
after her son had been abducted.
Coincidentally, four years ago, you were born.
Yeah, um...
Driver's license,
social security card,
passport...
Every single one of them issued four years ago.
Either you dated the Unabomber before that,
or you teleported in from Mars,
or you changed your identity
after stealing someone else's kid.
So, yeah, when I said it was a coincidence,
I... I was being ironic.
Talk to us, baby.
That'll make finding Andy a whole lot easier.
I want you to close your eyes and open your hands.
I want you to put all your bad energy into those objects.
Once you do, I'll be able to read them and know if it worked.
Focus.
There you go.
I want you to pay very close attention.
Pat Wells, she had a train ticket to New York.
Vicki Parsons, Bronx phone number.
Which gave NYPD an address to stake out.
She got a rap sheet a mile long.
Possession of coke, PCP, heroin, meth.
She's an equal opportunity offender.
Now, we're just waiting on the financials.
What about medical records?
What are her eating habits?
I once had a client had a stalker.
Found that guy based on his obsession with kielbasa.
I bet your client was very happy.
Yeah, with the result.
With me, not so much.
We had a misunderstanding about a word.
One word? What does that mean?
[sighing] Ex. As in ex-wife.
I thought she was. Turns out she was not.
Pat, honey, the longer you wait,
the harder it will be for us to find Andy.
I was a neonatal nurse.
Working at a NICU in the Bronx.
We got preemies.
Kids who'd lost oxygen during delivery.
And some of whose mothers were drug addicts.
Like Vicki Parsons.
She never visited.
Andy was fighting for his life
because of her and she never came.
Not one time in two months.
And in those two months?
I cared for him.
I changed him. I fed him.
I read him fairy tales.
Then she sobered up and she took him away.
Until she started using again.
Ten months old and he's back in the ICU.
Dehydrated.
Malnourished.
And yet, he remembered me.
We had a connection.
He was like this little sunflower
and I was the sun that he instinctively knew to turn to.
It happened two more times.
Child Protective Services did nothing to stop it.
She got better. I lost him.
She got worse. I got him back.
The last time, I couldn't.
I wouldn't let him go.
I looked in her records,
I got her address and I watched.
[crying] I didn't have a plan.
It's okay.
I just knew that sooner or later
something bad was gonna happen
and I needed to be there when it did.
It was a Saturday afternoon.
Blazing hot.
She was high or drunk or both.
She parked.
And just left Andy in the car.
He would've died if I hadn't done something.
I couldn't give him back.
Not to her.
So I left the Bronx.
I moved to Philly.
Changed my name.
Met Steven.
And told him Andy's father had died.
He doesn't know any of it.
I didn't want my past haunting him like it's come back to haunt me.
Someone tried to help Brad Skinner.
Someone with medical expertise.
That was you, wasn't it?
I thought if I could keep him alive,
he could tell me how to find my son.
My son.
Not hers.
Yeah, okay. Thanks.
The financials were a dead end.
There's no activity on Vicki's bank account or credit.
Mostly because she doesn't have a bank account or credit cards.
Cash only, then, probably.
Yeah, but not by choice.
She filed for medical bankruptcy.
So she's drowning in debt.
She's also got chronic health problems
because of the drug thing.
And she had a pacemaker implanted last year.
So, long story short, there's no financial trail to follow.
You can't follow the money, you can't follow the kielbasa...
Follow the heart, right?
- Hmm. - No, okay.
I know that look. That's a bad look.
No, it's good. Let's go for a ride. Come on.
- [sighing] - Come, come, come.
Good.
Now crack the eggs in a glass and I'll read them.
[inhaling deeply]
[Kemi speaking in Hausa]
[sighing]
So now, we'll let them soak
and then I'll read them.
And the candles, once they burn out.
And the limes, take those home.
Squeeze those into 12 cups of water.
Pour it on your body and don't wash it off.
Okay. The lime juice, don't wash it off.
It'll protect you.
From what? You still haven't said.
If you do as I say,
God willing...
...you'll be okay.
[sighing] This seems on the up-and-up.
This guy's a miracle worker. Trust me.
Reni!
What the hell are you doing here?
Well, I need you to track a pacemaker for me.
But where's the southern hospitality?
One, I'm from Cleveland.
Two, June told me what you did.
So why don't you go home and dip your chachis
in a pot of boiling water, you faker!
You're not welcome here.
[laughing]
I must've blinked. Did I miss the miracle?
I got a warrant! You want me to break the door down? Open up.
There's no way you have a warrant. Does he have a warrant?
- I don't think he would lie. - Let me see it. Let me see it.
- This is a dry-cleaning receipt. - I know!
- What do you want? - I want you to...
Will you relax?
Hey, I know you and June share an alpaca fetish
and that you guys bond over hypoallergenic fleeces,
whatever, but there's a child, he's been abducted.
His name's Andy. And right now, the person who took Andy,
he's getting further and further away
while you scream spittle at me all over the place.
What does that have to do with me?
Well, the kidnapper has a pacemaker and it's in the cloud.
You can hack anything because you're brilliant.
I told him that you love kids.
There's nothing you wouldn't do for children.
You're extremely compassionate.
And noble. He used the word noble.
Nah... I'm just a regular dude.
He says you're a miracle worker.
That's right. You are a miracle worker.
Can you make a miracle happen for Andy?
- Can you do that? - Of course I will.
Great.
- It's gonna cost you. - That's fine. How much?
Apologize to June.
All right, that's none of your business.
For the record, I did apologize to her.
- She doesn't want to talk to me. - Because you made excuses.
Did you try, without qualifiers, or justifications,
like K-Stew after Rupertgate, to just apologize?
Yeah. I didn't think so.
Okay. All right.
I'll beg for forgiveness next time I see her.
No. Not next time.
Now time, dude.
[phone ringing]
- Hello? - Hey! It's Renwick.
I got someone here that wants to talk to you.
- A kid is missing, dude. I don't have time for this. - Lord...
Hi, June.
I know that I'm the last person on Earth
that you wanna speak to right now.
But I need you to know that I'm sorry.
I never should've lied to you, I should've been honest
about the fact that I wasn't ready to have a child.
I'm so sorry, from the bottom of my heart.
I am genuinely, genuinely sorry.
So am I...
that you're only calling me because Ren put you up to it.
That's fair. But truth be told,
you won't take my calls. I wanna speak to you.
I'm ready to speak to you.
Well, there is something I wanna tell you,
but I don't want to do it over the phone.
How about we meet tonight?
Great. I'll be there.
[sighing]
For the record,
I'm rooting for you two.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
That's really nice. Pacemaker?
- Do you know the manufacturer? - Lugenix.
Lugenix? Their cloud security's a joke!
They rolled their own encryption
and used a faulty cipher feedback.
Can you find the pacemaker in the next hour?
Bro... Five minutes. Tops.
Okay. Five minutes, that's pretty good.
I told you, he's a miracle worker.
- [phone ringing] - Hey. Any luck?
I've got a track on Vicki Parsons.
She's headed north on route 611,
- heading towards Warrington. - I'll coordinate with P.S.P.
to set up a roadblock at Danboro Bridge.
I'll meet you there.
Are you thirsty?
Okay, baby.
Let me know if you change your mind.
[sirens blaring]
No...
[tires screeching]
Step out of the vehicle with your hands up!
No! No! No! No!
Andy, listen to me.
I know you're scared.
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
Mommy was sick.
And I tried to get better for you.
So I could find you.
I searched for so long, baby.
So I could finally be a mother to you.
Do you understand?
None of this is your fault.
But I need you to take my hand.
I need you to trust me.
Everything's gonna be okay from now on.
Mama's finally gonna take care of you.
[sirens blaring]
No one approaches the vehicle.
We got it from here, okay?
Come with me. Block out this road. Nobody in or out.
Ms. Parsons.
Vicki...
Vicki, I'm gonna need you to put down the gun
and let Andy go, okay?
If I drop this gun, I know what happens next.
I go to jail and you give my child back to that woman.
We know the truth, Vicki. We know that Andy is your son.
- What about Brad? - Why don't we go down to the station?
We'll talk about Brad, okay?
He said he loved me...
He said that we'd get Andy back.
That we would all be together.
I was stupid enough to believe him.
He just wanted Andy for a payout.
And that's when you found him at the park,
you confronted him. Right?
We got into an argument.
I wasn't gonna let him give my son away.
He pulled the gun on me.
We struggled for it...
And I shot him.
- [gunshot] - To protect Andy.
Sounds to me like self-defense.
Maybe a judge will see it the same way.
They'll charge me with kidnapping my own son.
My own child!
I wasn't gonna let Brad give my child back
to the monster that took him from me.
And I sure as hell won't let you.
Vicki, come on, baby, please.
No!
[dramatic music]
No, Nick, hey!
[gasping]
[melancholic music playing]
[door opening]
Andy?
He's fine. He's here.
Sergeant Schultz will take you to him.
Oh! You did it!
You gave us a fairy tale ending.
Thank you.
Of course. Now go.
This isn't about the bridge, is it?
I apologized to June.
She's gonna meet me later.
I'm not surprised. When you want to,
you can be very not un-charming.
Ah. You're telling the kids about Mike.
I'm gonna have kids with someone who's not their mother.
Is that a fairy tale ending?
I want to see my family.
- You can see Andy. - I want to see them both.
I've already explained the situation.
The situation?
That you're treating my wife like a criminal.
- No. - Steve.
It's okay. You can see them both.
I don't blame her for not telling me.
After what happened, I don't think anyone could.
She kept what she did a secret to protect Andy.
And herself.
She took him from his mother.
And because she did, Andy has a stable home,
two parents who love him and an incredibly bright future.
We're going to write a case report.
And when we do, we're gonna have to include all the facts.
What Vicki Parsons did. And what Pat did, too.
Taking Andy.
Hey, why don't you go be with your family.
All right? Go ahead.
You know if he's taken from us,
he has no one.
Not even his crazy mother.
Without us, he's alone.
He's right. If we tell the truth,
and nothing but the truth,
the DCFS will take Andy from him.
He'll end up in foster care.
As opposed to ending up with a woman who changed her identity
to hide the fact that she kidnapped a baby?
Well, she saved that baby's life!
All I'm saying is she committed a felony
and we can't cover that up.
You know what, the report, feel free to not assign it to me.
I'll do it.
You sure? I can help you if...
It's okay. I got it.
Hey, I need you to take these.
The candles and the yolks.
Oh, we're not doing breakfast for dinner?
Give those to Sidney.
It contains bad energy.
Tell her to bury it as far away as possible.
How bad is the energy?
It's something...
...primal.
But you got them. Or it.
I won this battle, but...
It's definitely a war.
Hey, J.
This just came for Captain Batista.
I'll give it to her. Thank you.
That's it? Outlaw couple tries to abduct
wealthy family's child for ransom.
One kills the other, then commits suicide.
- End of story. - I know how you feel about this.
This is not about how I feel. This is about the facts.
The ones any report issued from this office are obligated to include.
Are we obligated to destroy Andy's life?
Because that is what including all the facts will do.
- You don't know that. - No, Kemi's right.
If the DCFS finds out all the facts,
they will take Andy away.
This is not about what the DCFS will do.
This is about you doing your job.
Which last time I checked did not include playing God.
- That's not what I'm doing. - You're right.
Presumably, God would be an excellent social worker,
like, I don't know, the people at DCFS
who are actually equipped to decide the fate of a child.
I feel perfectly equipped to decide this child's fate.
I know you do.
That's what frightens me.
Are you really going to send this in?
I already did.
I know we were supposed to tell the kids about us at dinner, but...
I don't think I can be with you tonight.
I understand.
It's him. It's Keith.
DNA confirms, that's our boy.
I don't understand.
We took DNA from his toothbrush
and from his baby hair,
from before he was taken and then, after he came back.
- They match. - He's your brother, butter.
Is that from Kemi? How'd I do?
Apparently, you're a work in progress.
But this is a good first start
if you can bury this far, far away.
I say the garbage disposal is good enough.
You owe Kemi more respect than that.
You need to respect her, respect her process.
Okay. That's fair.
But this process, this DNA,
okay, this is undeniable, verifiable,
no egg yolk necessary,
super mo in the mojo.
You're right. About Kemi.
- I need to respect her. - This is good news.
Yeah, Keith, he's got good mojo.
Me, I've got candle wax and runny eggs.
And limes... to protect me.
You do not need protection.
Yeah, I do.
We all do.
Sid. Sidney. Sid...
Well, I guess, the good news is
no one has to eat your meatloaf. Huh?
I thought you loved my meatloaf.
Then again, June thought that
you were trying to get her pregnant.
You know, I am sensing a theme here.
The report...
You did the right thing.
Thank you. What can I say,
I love a fairy tale ending.
You'll get your own fairy tale ending with Mike too.
You also can be not un-charming when you wanna be.
Why is this so hard?
Well, I think, because...
grief is the price we pay for love.
Go. Be with June.
You sure? Yeah. Positive. Positive. Yes.
This day has to end with a fairy tale ending for someone.
[soft music playing]
You didn't believe me?
[tense music playing]
Oh...
You heard us talking.
I can't believe you thought I was an imposter.
Baby... Keith!
[door closing]
Thanks for having me over.
How's Carol?
Upstairs.
Which is why we're meeting here.
Your sister hates me that much?
I'm 42, and because of you, I'm living here, so...
You do the math.
I've done the math.
And I want us to get pregnant.
The sooner the better.
Okay? What is it? You don't believe me?
No, I... Oh, my God.
I do believe you, it's just...
There is someone else.
There's... Wow.
You moved out a week ago.
Yeah, he's amazing.
He's a neurosurgeon.
Uh, and...
He likes to cook.
- And he backpacks. - Okay.
Are you dating him or are you building a monument?
[chuckling] No, no. I'm not dating him.
I've actually never met him. And I'm never going to meet him.
But I am going to have his child.
Immaculate conception.
Cue the wise men.
Or in this case the sperm bank.
No, June, don't do that. I'm right here.
I want this. Okay?
Look at me, I want this.
I want to thank you for being incredibly irresponsible,
because you taught me to look out for myself.
So...
...that's what I did.
- He rigged it. - A DNA test?
That's impossible.
So is the result.
And before you say that maybe we're wrong,
please don't.
Because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.
So what're you gonna do?
Well, I'm gonna protect myself.
And then I'm gonna tell the truth.
[dramatic music playing]
[breathing heavily]
911, what's the nature of your emergency?
There was a drowning.
Is the person under water? Are you unable to see them?
Yeah. That's right.
There's a body at the bottom of Union Lake.