- I JUST THINK THAT IF YOU WERE REALLY A FRIEND,
YOU WOULD FIND A WAY TO SHOW UP
WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW UP.
SO I'M GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK.
LET'S JUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN.
- YOU DEALING DRUGS? - NO.
- IF FIONA FOUND OUT I WAS HELPING YOU
WITH YOUR DRUG FRACTIONS, SHE'D HAVE MY SCALP.
- THE MAN GAVE YOU A 20. THAT'S 1/4 GRAM.
YOU GAVE UP A TEENER. THAT'S 1.5.
NOW YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS. - WHAT?
- MY WIFE AND I WERE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE SUPPER
THIS AFTERNOON FOR ALL OUR SON'S ORGAN RECIPIENTS.
YOU'RE ALL THAT WE HAVE LEFT OF OUR SON.
- WE WILL BE THERE. - HOW WAS YOUR PARTY?
- IT WAS FUN.
- NOT SO FUN FOR THE BOY YOU RAPED.
-i GET THE FUCK-- - GET OFF.
WHY DON'T YOU FIND FOUR OTHER GIRLS TO FIGHT?
OTHERWISE BEAT IT. - I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT.
I-I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TRAIN ME.
- LAST NIGHT, I HAD AN ORGASM
WITH A STRANGER ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
- WAIT, WHAT? - THAT'S HOW HORNY I AM.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ORGASM WAS?
A CRY FOR HELP FROM MY COOCHIE SAYING
THINGS AIN'T RIGHT AT HOME.
- SO I WENT TO THE AIRPORT, AND THEY EVEN HAVE UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE
JUST OFF TO THE SIDE, JUST SITTING THERE.
- WE GOT DRESS SHIRTS, SHOES,
SWEATERS, PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING--
- WAIT, YOU WENT BACK TO THE AIRPORT?
- YEAH. WHY NOT? - 'CAUSE IT'S FUCKING RISKY.
- YOUR BOYFRIEND IS LOSING HIS SHIT.
- YOU GET THE INSURANCE MONEY?
- $121,000.
ALL THAT FUCKING MONEY WASTED ON CHILD AMPUTEES.
- HOW ARE WE NOT SICK OF EACH OTHER?
- IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK.
YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? - I'D MARRY YOU.
- WELL, IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D DO IT TODAY.
- DO IT RIGHT NOW. HOLY FUCK.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ THINK OF ALL THE LUCK YOU GOT ♪
♪ KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FOR NAUGHT ♪
♪ YOU WERE BEAMING ONCE BEFORE ♪
♪ BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE ♪
♪ WHAT IS THIS DOWNSIDE ♪
♪ THAT YOU SPEAK OF? ♪
♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING ♪
♪ YOU'RE SO SURE OF? ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ROUND UP THE FRIENDS YOU GOT ♪
♪ KNOW THAT THEY'RE NOT FOR NAUGHT ♪
♪ YOU WERE WILLING ONCE BEFORE ♪
♪ BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE ♪
♪ WHAT IS THIS DOWNSIDE ♪
♪ THAT YOU SPEAK OF? ♪
♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING ♪
♪ YOU'RE SO SURE OF? ♪
[soft rock music]
♪ ♪
- MM.
- MORNING.
- LITTLE HEROIN TO START THE DAY?
- IT'S INSULIN.
- YOU'RE DIABETIC?
- IS THAT A DEAL-BREAKER?
- WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW ABOUT YOU?
- UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
- UH, BLUE.
- SO BORING.
- [chuckles] ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.
UH, FAVORITE EAGLE?
- BALD.
- OH, COME ON.
THE BAND,
AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS JOE WALSH.
- [laughing] I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A QUIZ.
OKAY.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
THAT SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF THING THAT MARRIED PEOPLE
DECIDE TOGETHER, RIGHT?
LIKE, ALONG WITH WHO SLEEPS ON WHICH SIDE OF THE BED?
- MM, AND HOW LONG TO WAIT BEFORE YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY
THAT YOU'RE MARRIED.
- I'M NOT WAITING TO TELL THEM.
- OH, SO YOU--SO YOU TOLD THEM?
- UH, WELL, I-I DIDN'T TELL THEM.
BUT I'M NOT, LIKE, ACTIVELY NOT TELLING THEM.
IT'S JUST, THIS IS SO FUN, LIVING IN A BUBBLE,
KEEPING A SECRET.
- YEAH. BETTER TO WAIT FOR OUR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY.
- I'LL TELL THEM TODAY.
WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.
- OKAY.
- [groans]
MORNING.
- I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
- I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING. - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
NO--COME--
[door opens] HEY! HEY!
YOU COME IN HERE WITHOUT KNOCKING AGAIN,
I'M GONNA AIM MY RUGER IN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE
AND EMPTY THE CLIP.
- LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY PLACE YOU'RE AIMING
IS DOWN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S THROAT.
I GOT YOU SMOKES, AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
THIS WAS STAPLED TO THE BULLETIN BOARD AT THE RAG-HEAD'S.
- WHO THE FUCK'S THIS?
- YOU, STUPID. - SHIT.
- [laughs] - THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE.
- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING SUITCASES?
- GO. GET OUT OF HERE.
- IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU.
NO ONE'S GONNA BE BUSTING DOWN OUR DOOR, OKAY?
- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT NOW THERE'S TOO MUCH HEAT
TO DO THE MOVING TRUCK SCAM.
- TRY STEALING MORE SUITCASES?
- WE GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THOSE.
- COULD TRY RUNNING NUMBERS AGAIN.
- GREAT, IT'S LIKE A CEO GOING BACK TO BEING A FRY COOK.
FIRST THE RUB AND TUG, NOW THIS SHIT?
SO AN ENTREPRENEUR CAN'T START A BUSINESS
IN THIS GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD.
[fly unzips]
COPS CAN KISS MY ASS.
- WHY DON'T I DO IT INSTEAD?
- THAT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.
- SUN'S COMING OUT.
NATURE'S GONNA DRY ALL OUR STUFF FOR US.
- NATURE GOT IT WET.
- WELL, THAT'S OKAY,
'CAUSE GRANDPA PROMISED TO BUY US A BRAND-NEW TRAILER.
YOU GO NUMBER TWO?
- THERE WAS POOP IN THERE.
- OH, DAMN IT. TANK'S FULL.
OKAY, UM, GO USE GRANDPA'S POTTY.
COME ON, SWEETHEART, AND I'M GONNA DRAIN THE TANK.
- WOW.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- THANKS.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH YOU'VE CHANGED.
- HAVE WE MET?
- AREN'T YOU IRIS VENABLE, THE WOMAN WHO OWNS THIS LOT?
OH, WAIT.
I SAW IRIS YESTERDAY,
AND SHE'S 300 POUNDS AND ARTHRITIC.
- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
- MS. VENABLE'S REAL ESTATE AGENT.
SHE PUT THIS LOT ON THE MARKET, AND SINCE YOU'RE NOT HER,
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO REMOVE YOUR TRAILER AND YOUR POOL
AND VACATE IMMEDIATELY.
- WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT MY TRAILER?
- THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. - HEY, HEY.
HOLD ON.
WHAT'LL IT TAKE TO BUY ME SOME TIME?
- MORE THAN AN A-CUP, BABY.
- I'M A 32-C-- AHH!
[gritty rock music]
♪ ♪
- [snoring]
- MORNING.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I WILL TELL YOU TONIGHT. I'VE GOT NEWS.
- WHAT IS IT?
- I'M GONNA ANNOUNCE IT TONIGHT.
- ANNOUNCING IT? - MM-HMM.
- WE'RE HERE. JUST TELL US NOW.
- I GOT PLANS TONIGHT.
- UH, SO CHANGE THEM.
- FOR A STUPID ANNOUNCEMENT? NO, THANK YOU.
- IT'S NEWS ABOUT YOUR SISTER WHO YOU LOVE.
THINK YOU CAN SPARE AN HOUR?
- GALLAGHERS DON'T DO ANNOUNCEMENTS AT DINNER.
WE DO BLACKOUTS, SUICIDE ATTEMPTS,
BUT NEVER ANNOUNCEMENTS.
- YOU KNOCKED UP? - NO.
- UH, BRAIN TUMOR? - NO.
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
- WE WIN THE LOTTERY?
- I GOT 10 BUCKS ON THE HERP.
- YEAH, CARL, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M GETTING EVERYBODY TOGETHER TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE AN STD.
I'LL TEXT LIP.
- YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- JUST ANOTHER OF LIFE'S LITTLE SPEED BUMPS.
NOTHING A GALLAGHER CAN'T HANDLE.
- YOU'RE NOT A GALLAGHER.
- IN NAME, NO. GENETICS, YES.
WHERE'S DAD? - COUCH.
- WHAT'S FRANK DOING HERE? - DRYING OUT.
AND NOT IN THE USUAL WAY.
- WELL, HE'S GOT TO GO.
DON'T FORGET ABOUT DINNER TONIGHT.
- I'M--FUCK.
I'M SLEEPING.
- WE NEED TO GO SEE YOUR LAWYER LADY.
- WOKE UP IN THE PARK IN THE MIDDLE
OF A GODDAMN FILIPINO MONSOON.
- LOOK, WE GOT TO GET THAT MONEY.
THE INSURANCE MONEY.
- YEAH. YEAH.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
- I NEED THAT NEW TRAILER.
I'M CALLING THEM NOW.
- WHAT? NO. NO, DON'T CALL THEM.
YOU KNOW HOW THOSE CORPORATIONS WORK.
IT'S LAYERS OF BUREAUCRACY.
IT TAKES TIME.
- HI. YEAH, I NEED THE NUMBER FOR LIBERTY--GET--
- I ALREADY GOT THE MONEY.
I DON'T HAVE IT IN HAND.
I'M GETTING IT THIS AFTERNOON.
LOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
- TO GET YOU THE NEW TRAILER.
WANTED TO MAKE IT A SURPRISE.
- OH, DAD.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. COME ON, NO WATERWORKS.
[laughs]
- I AM GONNA PACK WHATEVER'S DRY.
OH, AND TELL FIONA THAT I NEED TO PARK MY NEW TRAILER
IN THE BACKYARD.
[squeals]
- THERE'S NO ROOM IN THE BACKYARD.
- THERE'S NO TRAILER.
- [scoffs] FEEL BAD FOR HER.
- SAMMI? SHE'LL FORGET ABOUT IT BY HAPPY HOUR.
- THE SOFA'S SOPPING WET.
- BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A BED FOR ME.
I'LL GO FIND ONE ON MY OWN
FROM PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY TREAT ME LIKE FAMILY.
- YEAH? WHO'S LEFT?
- WHEN I GOT THIS NEW LIVER, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I GOT?
PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE.
[baby crying]
- OKAY, COME ON.
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
PACIFIERS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE CAVITIES
AND ORTHODONTIC PROBLEMS.
- I DON'T CARE IF THEY CAUSE METH MOUTH AND GENITAL WARTS.
IT KEEPS THE BABIES QUIET.
- GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS.
IT ALWAYS CALMS HER DOWN.
HERE YOU GO, BABY.
[crying quiets]
LOOK, THIS ISN'T ABOUT A PACIFIER, IS IT?
THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIDING SOME DUDE'S THIGH
LIKE A RODEO COWBOY, ISN'T IT?
- BEEN SNAPPING AT EACH OTHER SINCE THE BABIES WERE BORN.
- I ALREADY SAID I FORGAVE YOU.
- IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
- OKAY, SO WHAT DO WE DO?
- ONLY THING WE CAN DO.
WE HAVE TO EVEN THE SCORE. YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I DID.
- WHAT, I GOT TO RIDE SOME DUDE'S THIGH?
- GET OFF ON A WOMAN. ANY WOMAN, AS LONG AS I DON'T KNOW HER.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- HAND JOB ONLY.
I'LL WATCH THE BABIES.
- IS THIS SOME SORT OF CHICK TRICK?
- I CHEATED ON YOU. NOW YOU HAVE TO CHEAT ON ME.
- WON'T YOU BE HURT? I WAS HURT.
- OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE HURT. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
- OKAY.
I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.
[rock music]
- WHAT, THE FLORIDA HEAT GAVE YOU SUNSTROKE, GALLAGHER?
LET'S GO.
- YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN THE FUN.
- MY JOB IS TO WATCH YOU DO YOUR JOB
AND ENSURE A SAFE WORKING CONDITION FOR THE WORK SITE.
SOONER YOU FINISH, THE SOONER YOU CAN SEND A PIC
OF YOUR LITTLE TWIG TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
REMIND HER WHAT SHE AIN'T MISSING.
- ORIENTAL CHICKS DON'T CARE ABOUT SIZE.
THEY GOT TINY VAGINAS. MEDICAL FACT.
- IS THAT RIGHT, OR IS THAT HOW YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF
THAT THOSE THAI HOOKERS ACTUALLY FEEL SOMETHING?
- [screams]
- JOSE, YOU DUMB SHIT.
HEY.
GET HIS WIFE ON THE PHONE.
LET HER KNOW HE NEEDS A LIFT TO THE E.R. AGAIN.
- AGAIN? WHAT, THIS-- THIS HAPPENS REGULARLY?
- NEVER REMEMBERS TO CLIP IN HIS SAFETY HARNESS.
- ALL RIGHT. GET UP THERE, KID.
- ME? - YEAH.
WHEN ONE GOES DOWN, IT'S THE NEXT MAN UP.
SINCE I DON'T HAVE ANY MEN LEFT, I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO.
- OH, FUCK THAT. WHAT ABOUT SULLY?
- HE KNOCKED UP MY SISTER'S GIRL, HAYLEY.
GOT TO PROTECT THE FAMILY GENOME. COME ON.
- STRAP IN. IT'S SLIPPERY UP THERE.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ EVERYBODY PUT THEM HANDS UP ♪
- ♪ GET YOUR HANDS UP ♪
- ♪ NOW DO IT AGAIN ♪
♪ GET YOUR HANDS UP ♪
- ♪ GET YOUR HANDS UP ♪
- 28.53 GRAMS IS AN OUNCE.
3.54 GRAMS IS AN EIGHT BALL.
- GIMP, YOU BETTER HIT THE CORNER
'FORE I SMACK YOU WITH A CLAW HAMMER.
- LET'S GO SELL SOME YEYO.
[knocking at door]
- OH, HELLO.
HOW'S MY BOY'S LIVER?
- AH, FILTERING MY BLOOD, JUST LIKE A GOOD SOLDIER.
AM I LATE?
ARE--AREN'T WE HAVING LUNCH TODAY?
- NO, NEXT WEEK.
- [groans]
THE ANTI-REJECTION MEDS. ONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS.
I MIX THINGS UP. I'LL LEAVE.
- NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, I-I CAN CHANGE MY SCHEDULE.
- I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE.
- SEEING EVEN A PIECE OF DAVID IS NEVER AN IMPOSITION.
PLEASE, COME IN.
- I REMEMBER WHERE THE KITCHEN IS.
- [chuckles]
WAIT.
CAN I TOUCH HIM?
[choral music]
- DAVID'S GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY.
- YEAH, OF COURSE. GRAB ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
- ALL RIGHT.
[rock music]
- HI, RASHEED.
NICE AXE KICK, DON.
- THOUGHT YOUR FREE TRIAL WEEK WAS UP.
- YOU KEEPING TABS ON ME?
- WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO AN UNINTERRUPTED WORKOUT, FOR ONCE.
- RASHEED SAID I COULD KEEP COMING IN,
IF I HELPED OUT AROUND THE GYM.
FIGURED I'D START BY SHOWING YOU SOME MOVES.
- YOU HAVE MOVES?
- A FEW.
- I THINK BY "HELPING OUT,"
RASHEED MEANT MOPPING UP THE TOILETS AND PICKING UP TOWELS,
AND JUDGING BY THE ASS-KICKING I SAVED YOU FROM,
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDED MOVES.
- SO TEACH ME ONE.
- THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU, FRANK.
THERE ARE OTHERS THAT GOT DAVID'S PARTS,
BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE YOU GOT HIS SOUL.
- [chuckles]
WHAT?
- THAT'S DAVID'S SEAT.
HOW DID YOU KNOW TO SIT THERE?
NO ONE'S SAT THERE SINCE HE WAS SHOT.
- IN THE HOUSE?
- IN THAT SEAT.
THE HOME INVASION.
- DID A GOOD JOB GETTING THE BLOOD OUT.
- THE STAINS I COULD REMOVE BUT NOT THE GUILT.
I WAS IN MILWAUKEE FOR WORK.
WHEN HE NEEDED ME MOST, I WASN'T HERE TO SAVE HIM.
- YOU GOT A GUN? - NO.
- WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE THE GUNMAN WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED ME TOO.
- YEAH.
- I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
- MUST GET LONELY.
THIS BIG OLD HOUSE, JUST THE TWO OF YOU.
- NIGHTS ARE THE HARDEST.
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY.
I COULD--WELL, YEAH.
I COULD STAY THE NIGHT.
LONGER, IF YOU NEEDED.
- I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
- ARE YOU READY TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR KID?
- NO.
- THEN DON'T.
- BETTER. - YEAH.
WELL, I'M A QUICK LEARNER AT LOTS OF THINGS.
SO WHEN DO I GET TO FLASH MY NEW MOVES IN THE RING?
- WHOA, SLOW DOWN, KIMBO SLICE. - I'M READY.
- EXACTLY WHAT EVERY FIGHTER SAYS
RIGHT BEFORE THEY SWALLOW A MOUTHFUL OF TEETH.
- [scoffs] - YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?
CHECK OUT THOSE GUNS, LIKE SHE STOLE 'EM FROM MANNY PACQUIAO.
- ONE GRILLED CHEESE AND ONE BLT
AND A SIDE OF FRIES.
- OUT OF DECAF.
I NEEDED TABLE SEVEN'S ORDER, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES AGO.
WHERE THE FUCK IS POLO? - OKAY.
YOU OKAY? I GOT THE COFFEE.
- FILLING OUT NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE.
CAN YOU PICK UP A DOUBLE ON TUESDAY?
- SURE.
- DO YOU NEED TO RUN THAT BY YOUR HUSBAND? - NOPE.
- HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE ALREADY FILING FOR DIVORCE.
- I'M VERY HAPPY.
- SO NO REGRETS WITH THE SHOTGUN WEDDING?
- SHOTGUN WEDDINGS ARE WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT.
- YEAH, GOOD POINT. I STAND CORRECTED.
BUT WITH A SHOTGUN WEDDING, YOU HAVE A VALID REASON.
- WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SHIT?
- JUST PICKING UP WHAT I SEE.
- WHICH IS?
- A WOMAN WHO'S SO HAPPY TO BE MARRIED,
SHE'S NOT WEARING HER RING.
- I STOPPED HOME. TOOK IT OFF.
- STILL DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY TO KNOW?
NOTHING SAYS "NO REGRETS" LIKE HIDING IT FROM THOSE YOU LOVE.
- WE'RE TELLING THEM AT DINNER.
- FUCK.
- JACKIE, TAKE A BREAK.
- IS SHE OKAY? - YEAH.
HER COURT HEARING'S THIS AFTERNOON.
- TO GET HER DAUGHTER BACK?
- I TOLD HER TO TAKE THE DAY OFF,
AND SHE INSISTED ON COMING IN.
- LOOK AT YOU, FLASHING THAT BLING AROUND.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SOMEONE'S OLD LADY?
- IT'S GREAT.
AMAZING.
LOOK, I CAN PROVIDE YOU AN ENDLESS LIST
OF THINGS THAT I DON'T KNOW,
BUT ONE THING I DO IS FAMILY COURT.
YOU'RE GETTING YOUR DAUGHTER BACK.
- I STAYED UP HALF THE NIGHT PAINTING HER BEDROOM
AND THEN MADE OATMEAL COOKIES
AND BROWNIES AND CUPCAKES.
- MIGHT HAVE OVERDONE IT.
- I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY TO BE HOME.
- YOU'RE CLEAN SIX MONTHS.
YOU GOT A GREAT NEW APARTMENT.
- HER FOSTER FAMILY HAS A HOUSE WITH A YARD AND A FUCKING TREE.
- TIMES I WAS IN FOSTER CARE,
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE BACK HOME,
AND YOU'RE A HELL OF A BETTER PARENT THAN I EVER HAD.
SHE'D RATHER BE WITH YOU.
- THANKS.
- DAVID WAS A GOOD KID.
ALTAR BOY.
VALEDICTORIAN.
- STRONG MATTRESS. GOOD LUMBAR SUPPORT.
- HE LOVED THAT BED.
I USED TO OPEN UP THE DOOR AT NIGHT.
I'D PEEK AT HIM, WATCH HIM SLEEP.
YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR CHILDREN?
- EVERY NIGHT.
FUNNY, I WAS FLIPPING CHANNELS THE OTHER DAY.
I CAME ACROSS THE SOX GAME,
AND I GOT A SUDDEN HANKERING TO WATCH.
I NEVER LIKED BASEBALL BEFORE.
- DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A CATCH?
I PUT THE MITTS AWAY.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D TOUCH THEM AGAIN.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA--I'M GONNA GO SEE IF THEY'RE UP IN THE ATTIC.
YEAH.
- I NEVER KNEW AN ALTAR BOY
WHO DIDN'T HAVE SOMETHING HIDDEN SOMEWHERE.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
WHOA-HO.
THANKS FOR THE LIVER, KID.
HERE'S TO YOU.
- CHRIST, TOMMY, IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PARALYZE ME,
LEAST YOU COULD DO IS OFFER ME WORKERS' COMP.
- YO, TOMMY, YOU GOT ANY BETS YOU WANT TO LAY WITH MIKE?
- YEAH, WHAT ARE THE ODDS GALLAGHER GOES INTO TRACTION
BY THE END OF THE DAY?
- BETTER ODDS THAN YOU LOOKING DOWN
AND EVER SEEING YOUR DICK AGAIN.
- HEY, SINCE WHEN ARE YOU BACK TO WORKING FOR SKINNY MIKE?
- SINCE THE COPS DECIDED TO MAKE THE STREETS SAFE
FOR STROLLERS AND YOGA MATS AGAIN,
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH. - WHAT DID WE DO?
- YOU'RE CLEARING A PATH FOR THE YUPPIES
BY TEARING DOWN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD BRICK BY BRICK, THAT'S WHAT.
- HEY, THE MONEY I EARN BY TEARING THIS SHITHOLE DOWN
ALLOWS ME TO PUT 50 BUCKS ON THE ROYALS.
SAY "THANK YOU," AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
[blows whistle]
THAT'S LUNCH.
- HEY.
STILL SLUMMING AT HOME, HUH?
- YEAH, TWO MORE WEEKS.
- WHAT WAS THAT SHIT YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT
WITH THE DOCTOR?
- DOCTOR?
- FUCKING SHRINK STUFF OR WHATEVER.
- YOU MEAN FOR IAN? IS HE OKAY?
- YEAH, HE'S FINE.
I'M JUST ASKING, MAN. WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S A MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT,
BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S OKAY, THOUGH?
- HE'S FINE.
I'LL CATCH YOU AROUND.
- HEY, I COVERED TABLE 12 FOR YOU WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
IT'S YOUR BIG TIPPER.
DOES THAT MEAN I GET HALF?
- [chuckles] NOT A CHANCE.
SORRY, I WAS ON BREAK.
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND.
- DID YOU MISS ME?
- I ALWAYS MISS GOOD CUSTOMERS.
- I WAS IN TOKYO.
YOU KNOW YOU CAN BUY USED WOMEN'S PANTIES
FROM VENDING MACHINES THERE?
- YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
WERE YOU THERE FOR WORK?
- I'M IN JEWELRY.
I'D OFFER TO BRING YOU SOMETHING,
BUT I SEE YOU HAVE THAT COVERED.
WHEN DID YOU GET ENGAGED?
- I SKIPPED THAT PART, ACTUALLY.
- MARRIED? - MM-HMM.
I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN THIS IS THE LAST TIME I SEE YOU.
YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE? - NO.
[children chattering]
- DON'T YOU LOVE THIS PARK?
- WHICH--WHICH KID'S YOURS?
- FLYING SOLO.
- YOU'RE HERE ALONE?
- IT'S NOT WHO YOU BRING TO THE DANCE.
IT'S WHO YOU LEAVE WITH.
- I--
- IS THAT YOURS ON THE LADDER? CUTE BOY.
NO SURPRISE THERE.
- YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SON.
- WHAT? - DO NOT TOUCH MY SON.
- NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE.
- I'M CALLING THE POLICE. - NO, I SWEAR.
I CAME FOR A HAND JOB. - [gasps]
- FROM YOU. FROM YOU.
- EXCUSE ME?
- LOOK, I'M NOT INTO KIDS.
I MEAN, I AM INTO KIDS BUT NOT IN THAT JERRY SANDUSKY WAY.
I DON'T SHOWER WITH THEM.
I MEAN, I HAVE TAKEN BATHS WITH MY DAUGHTERS,
WHICH ISN'T WEIRD, RIGHT?
I MEAN, MY WIFE THINKS IT'S WEIRD
BECAUSE THEY SEE ME NAKED,
BUT I'M LIKE, "BABY, THEY'RE FIVE MONTHS OLD.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA REMEMBER WHAT DADDY'S DICK LOOKS LIKE."
AHH! GAH!
AHH! AHH!
[knock at door]
- HEY, GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
- UH, JUST HEADING TO WORK.
- HOW DO I GET BUFF?
YOU KNOW ABOUT TRAINING. I NEED TO BULK UP FAST.
- RAW EGGS, FRESH VEGETABLES, AND A WILL TO SUCCEED.
- REALLY? - NO.
STEROIDS,
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND A TON OF BODY HAIR
AND AN ENORMOUS CLITORIS.
- HOW MUCH DO STEROIDS COST?
- I WAS KIDDING.
- THEY'D MAKE ME JACKED, RIGHT? - I MEAN--
- GREAT. THANKS.
- WAIT, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU?
- WHAT'D HE WANT?
- EIGHT BALL, BUT HE WOULDN'T COUGH UP THE FIVE BENJAMINS.
- $500?
EIGHT BALL'S $280.
- IT IS?
- YOU GOT CRIB NOTES, AND YOU STILL CAN'T GET IT RIGHT.
YOU'RE STRAIGHT-UP DUMB.
- SO I GUESS NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO ASK FOR A RAISE UP IN HERE?
- YOU ARE ON SERIOUSLY THIN ICE, BIEBER.
AND YOU STILL OWE ME 100 BUCKS.
- HEY, VULTURE! I GOT RIGHTS.
- YEAH, THE RIGHT TO GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PROPERTY.
- OH, YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT YOU'RE TAKING THAT WRECK AWAY?
WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE DOING ME A FAVOR,
'CAUSE I GOT A BRAND-NEW ONE COMING.
I GOT A BRAND-NEW ONE, BITCH.
- FOR YOUR BIG DINNER. - THANKS.
- HOPE YOUR NEW HUBBY LIKES ZITI.
[laughing] YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, DO YOU?
- GIVE ME THE DAMN BOX.
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- YOU'RE HOT.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- WHAT DO YOU WANT IT TO BE?
- YOUR CHOICE.
ANDREW, ULYSSES, OR BEN.
- BEN.
- THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
- AGAINST CLUB RULES TO TURN TRICKS.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
WHEN'S YOUR SHIFT DONE?
- 6:00. WHY?
- CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HOOKED UP WITH THOSE TWO.
ELLIE'S SO GROSS.
- ONCE YOU GET PAST THE C-SCAR, IT'S ALL GOOD.
- I GOT TO BULK UP, START JUICING.
NEED SOME MONEY.
- GET IN LINE.
- THOUGHT YOU HAD A JOB.
- I OWE MY BOSS A HUNDIE.
I CAN MAKE IT AT THE DOGFIGHTS TONIGHT
IF I PUT ENOUGH CASH DOWN. - DOGFIGHTS?
- PEOPLE PAY TO SEE ANYTHING BLEED.
- HOW MUCH WILL THEY PAY FOR A CATFIGHT?
- YOU READY FOR THAT CATCH?
DAVID'S JERSEY.
- IT FITS PERFECTLY, WADE.
- COULD YOU CALL ME DAD?
AH, HONEY, LOOK.
THE WHOLE FAMILY'S BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
- I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.
[whispering] THAT MAN IS WEARING DAVID'S JERSEY.
- [whispering] WHO BETTER TO WEAR IT?
- DAVID IS GONE.
- YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
I WASN'T HERE TO STOP IT.
- GET HIM OUT OF HERE. DO YOU HEAR ME?
- [mouths word] - LAURA, PLEASE.
- EVERYONE'S BETTING AGAINST YOU, EVEN AT 20:1.
- GOOD. WE'LL CLEAN UP.
- THEY SAID THEY'D PAY EXTRA
IF YOU MADE OUT WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS FIRST.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, TAMPON HEAD?
- JUST NEED TO KNOW YOUR I.C.E. - ICE?
- IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
WHO THE EMT SHOULD CALL WHEN THEY TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?
- [gasps]
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELLIE?
- SHE GOT OFF EASY. [grunts]
- AHH!
- WHOA.
- FRANK?
FRANK, ARE YOU IN THERE?
SORRY, BUT LAURA SAID YOU HAD TO GO.
- THANKS, DAD.
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- EMPLOYEES ONLY.
- DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH.
I'M WITH IAN. YOU SEEN HIM?
- NOT TONIGHT, YOU'RE NOT.
- WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AN HOUR AGO.
YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
- ONLY KNOW HE DIDN'T LEAVE ALONE.
AND DON'T GET JEALOUS.
IF WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BANG OTHER GUYS,
WE'D BE JUST AS BORING AS STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
[chuckles]
HEY, DON'T LEAVE.
- WHAT'D YOU SAY?
- YOU JUST GOT HERE.
OH! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- FUCKING CHEAT ON ME, IAN.
WON'T GET OUT OF BED, AND YOU'RE FUCKING BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.
I CAME OUT FOR YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
- [groans]
- WHOA, DEBS. WHOSE BLOOD IS THAT?
- HARD TO SAY. COULD BE HOLLY'S.
COULD BE ELLIE'S.
- DEBBIE GAVE THEM THE MOTHER OF ALL BEATDOWNS.
YOU CAN FREEZE-FRAME IT TO THE EXACT MOMENT
WHERE SHE CRACKED HOLLY'S FRONT TEETH.
- UH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING THE HIGH ROAD WITH THEM?
- THIS FELT BETTER.
- AS YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN, I AM OBLIGATED TO...
[phone ringing] SAY VIOLENCE IS WRONG,
BUT THOSE BITCHES DESERVED IT.
HELLO? - YOU SEEN JACKIE?
I WENT TO MEET HER AT HER HEARING TODAY.
SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP.
- WHAT?
- HASN'T BEEN ANSWERING HER PHONE.
- OKAY. MEET ME AT HER PLACE.
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
- UH, START WITHOUT ME.
- WHAT ABOUT THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
- WHISKEY. THE FUCKING BOTTLE.
- WHAT'S GOT YOU SO RILED UP?
- LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
- HEY, MAYBE I CAN HELP.
I'D CONSIDER BRINGING YOU HOME,
BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE AT THE MOMENT.
WOULDN'T STOP US FROM PAYING A VISIT TO THE ALLEY.
I DON'T MIND BEING BENT OVER THE DUMPSTER FOR THE RIGHT GUY.
- GUESS THAT MAKES EVERY OTHER GUY IN HERE
THE RIGHT FUCKING GUY.
- OH, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING A SHITTY DAY
AND WANTING TO LET OFF SOME STEAM.
- NOT MY TYPE.
- BET I COULD BE. - BET YOU COULDN'T.
- WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
- REDHEAD.
- I AM DOWNSTAIRS.
- BATSHIT CRAZY. - CHECK.
- PACKING 9 INCHES.
- [sighs]
- THIS ISN'T LIKE JACKIE.
- NO ONE ANSWERED WHEN I KNOCKED,
BUT WHEN I CALL I CAN HEAR HER PHONE RINGING INSIDE.
JACKIE?
- JACKIE?
SHIT.
- OH, FUCK.
JACKIE.
UM, I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
[exhales]
- HI. - I'M CHUCKIE.
- HEY, CHUCKIE, UH, CAN YOU TELL FIONA THAT GUS IS HERE?
- NO.
- UM, WHY NOT?
- SHE'S NOT HERE.
- OKAY, UH, DO YOU KNOW WHEN SHE'LL BE BACK?
- CAN I GO NOW?
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- THEY'RE ALREADY SITTING UP. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT EVEN FIVE MONTHS OLD.
I THINK THEY'RE LITTLE BABY GENIUSES.
DEFINITELY DIDN'T GET THAT FROM ME.
OH, NO.
I DID IT AGAIN, DIDN'T I?
- NO. - I COCKBLOCKED MYSELF.
- [laughs] NO, IT'S SWEET.
THIS IS DANIELLE.
SHE'S THREE.
- [gasps]
LOOK AT THOSE CURLS. - YEAH.
SHE'S WITH MY EX TONIGHT. - OH.
- YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
- YES, PLEASE.
WAIT.
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL,
WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I'M MARRIED.
MY WIFE ACCIDENTALLY CHEATED ON ME,
SO SHE GAVE ME A PASS TO GET ONE HAND JOB.
MORE LIKE ORDERED ME.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- CRAZY, HUH?
- I HAVE A HAND.
- AREN'T PACIFIERS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD FOR BABIES NOW?
- DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- LOOK WHO IT IS.
WRAPPING UP HIS GHETTO SUMMER TOUR
BEFORE HE HEADS OFF TO THE IVY TOWER.
- THE IVORY TOWER, ALL RIGHT?
IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK SHIT, AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT.
- HAD IT WITH YOU FUCKING GALLAGHERS.
- I JUST HAD A LONG DAY AT WORK.
WORK, MICKEY. YOU EVER HEARD OF THAT?
I JUST CAME HERE FOR A FUCKING BEER, ALL RIGHT?
- YOU BUILT UP A BIG THIRST
SELLING OUT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, HUH?
- LOOK, I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE CHANGING JUST AS MUCH AS YOU.
- YEAH, EXCEPT WHEN THE YUPPIE FLOODGATES OPEN,
IT'S GONNA BE US OUT HERE DROWNING
WHILE YOU WORK ON BECOMING A MEMBER
OF THE FUTURE MCMANSION OWNERS OF AMERICA.
- I'M JUST AS FUCKING SOUTH SIDE AS YOU ARE.
- REALLY, SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO STOP
THESE GAP-WEARING ASSHOLES FROM TAKING OVER THE HOOD, HUH?
- JACK SHIT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OTHER THAN RUNNING YOUR FUCKING MOUTH?
- I'MA MAKE THIS PLACE EVEN SHITTIER,
SO NO ONE WILL WANT TO LIVE HERE.
- YEAH? HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
YOU GONNA BURY A RADIOACTIVE WASTE?
YOU GONNA DUMP CHEMICALS INTO THE WATER?
CARCINOGENS? DDT?
- WHERE DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET DDT?
- VIETNAM MAYBE.
- FUCK IT. GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO MESS SHIT UP HERE.
HEY, GO GET THE CAR, IGGY. SULLY, YOU IN?
- LONG AS I DON'T GOT TO HANDLE ANY RADIOACTIVE WASTE.
- WHAT ABOUT YOU, SOUTH SIDE?
PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
[fly unzips]
- HMM.
YOUR SOLDIER DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP STANDING AT ATTENTION.
- HE'S VERY PATRIOTIC.
- LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I RUN MY HAND UP THE FLAGPOLE.
- [humming]
- OH.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A DRINK.
I MAKE A MEAN MANHATTAN.
- OH, GOD.
[sobbing] I MISS DAVID SO MUCH.
- DOES THAT MEAN YOU WANT THE DRINK OR NOT?
- YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
- I LOST THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE ONCE.
TRIED TO TELL MYSELF I'D BE OKAY,
PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED.
KEPT MYSELF OCCUPIED,
THINKING I COULD KEEP IT OUT OF MIND,
BUT THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THE LOSS, IS THERE?
- DO YOU EVER FEEL WHOLE AGAIN?
- YOU FIND OTHER THINGS TO TRY TO FILL THE VOID.
- WHAT OTHER THINGS?
- WEED, PILLS, COKE.
[both laugh]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- YOU MEAN OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT?
- SURE.
- I DIDN'T JUST LOSE MY SON THAT DAY.
I LOST MY HUSBAND.
AH!
- [laughs]
THEY GOT THE MACHINES HOOKED UP AND EVERYTHING.
- YEAH. ALL READY TO MAKE THOSE NONFAT FAGACCINOS.
NO OFFENSE, BRO.
- OOH. CHALK DUST?
- YES. GIVE ME THAT.
- I'M GOOD.
- LET'S NOT STAND AROUND
WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS, GENTLEMEN.
- ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME THE SPRAY PAINT.
- SPRAY PAINT?
- WE'RE NOT TP'ING THE GODDAMN PRINCIPAL'S HOUSE, PHILLIP.
THE M16 OR THE AK?
ARE YOU AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THAT MCMANSION?
- GIVE ME THE AK.
- ON MY SIGNAL, RIP JUAN VALDEZ A NEW FUCKING ASSHOLE.
- WHAT'S THE SIGNAL?
[gunfire] [laughter]
- LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME MORE WORK
BEFORE THEY OPEN.
[police sirens blaring] - SHIT.
[car doors open and close]
- SOUTH SIDE, HUH? FUCKING KNEW IT.
- YO, GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
- COLLEGE BITCH.
- HEY, WAIT UP. SHIT.
[tires screech]
[sirens continue wailing]
- YEAH! - WHOO-HOO-HOO!
- ANY NEWS?
TAKE YOUR PICK.
- I'M NOT HUNGRY. - YOU GOT TO BE HUNGRY.
YOU MISSED DINNER.
NEVER FOUND OUT IF HUBBY LIKES ZITI.
- [scoffs] YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE GUS AND I
DIDN'T HAVE A TWO-YEAR ENGAGEMENT
DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW HIM.
- WHAT'S HIS MIDDLE NAME?
- YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW MY HUSBAND'S MIDDLE NAME?
IT'S WENDELL.
- YOU LYING?
- [chuckles] YEAH.
SHE WAS SO EXCITED TO GET HER DAUGHTER BACK.
- MY SON WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND ME...
ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
VOMIT, CONVULSIONS, NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF MY ARM.
HE THOUGHT I WAS DEAD.
IF HE HADN'T GONE OUT AND FLAGGED SOME STRANGER DOWN,
I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN.
HE WAS FIVE.
OH, SHIT.
I NEVER ASKED GOD FOR ANYTHING, REALLY,
BUT WHEN I GOT VISITATION BACK, I WAS SO NERVOUS.
I BEGGED,
"PLEASE, DON'T EVER LET ME SCARE WILL AGAIN.
DON'T LET ME EVER LET HIM DOWN."
- BUT SHE WAS CLEAN FOR SIX MONTHS.
- OH, FUCK IT. THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN I SAW JACKIE LYING THERE--
I WANTED TO GRAB THE SYRINGE
AND SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING STILL LEFT.
- IF I DUST YOUR JUNK FOR PRINTS, AM I GONNA BE SATISFIED?
- I WENT THROUGH WITH IT.
- YOU DID?
- NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT,
BUT AT LEAST WE CAN PUT ALL THIS BEHIND US NOW.
OH, SEE. I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT WAS A TRICK.
DO YOU THINK I WANTED TO DO IT?
I MEAN, KIND OF,
BUT I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT.
YOU SAID THIS WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.
- I THOUGHT IT WOULD,
BUT IT'S LIKE PUTTING A BAND-AID ON A STAB WOUND.
- THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH US? - I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SCARED ABOUT US BEFORE, KEV.
- OF WHAT?
- HOW MOST NIGHTS I DON'T EVEN WANT TO COME HOME.
- V, THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED. A FAMILY.
- I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO BE PUSHED TO THE BACK OF THE LINE, KEV.
- WHAT DID YOU THINK HAVING KIDS WAS GONNA BE?
- US FIRST, LIKE ALWAYS. [baby crying]
JUST WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE.
[crying continues]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION.
- THE BABIES. - THEY'RE FINE.
- THEY'RE CRYING, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE NOT FINE.
- THEY'RE FED. THEY'RE CHANGED.
THEY'RE BREATHING. SIT DOWN.
- WHAT--ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE TO CHOOSE?
- I'M TELLING YOU THAT IF YOU GO UP THOSE STAIRS RIGHT NOW,
I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
- IF I GO UPSTAIRS AND CHECK ON OUR CRYING CHILDREN,
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE?
[soft rock music]
♪ ♪
- JUST GETTING HOME?
- YEAH. I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL.
JACKIE OD'D.
- JESUS. JACKIE FROM WORK? IS SHE OKAY?
- YEAH. THEY'RE SENDING HER HOME.
SHE'S NOT GETTING HER KID BACK. THAT'S FOR SURE.
- FUCK, ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, I THINK SO.
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU WANT COFFEE?
- YEAH, SURE.
- GOING TO WORK WITHOUT YOUR BOOTS?
- NO, I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.
- WHAT? - YEAH, ONCE THE KIDS GET UP.
- WELL, I THOUGHT IT DIDN'T START FOR ANOTHER COUPLE WEEKS.
- YEAH, I KNOW-- I CALLED IN TO SEE
IF I COULD GET IN THE DORMS EARLY,
AND THEY SAID IF I, YOU KNOW,
HELP SET UP FRESHMAN ORIENTATION I COULD, SO--
- SINCE WHEN DOES LIP GALLAGHER
CUT SUMMER BREAK SHORT FOR SCHOOL?
YOU HATE YOUR JOB THAT MUCH?
- I ALMOST BECAME A PARAPLEGIC YESTERDAY, SO--
- SO QUIT, BUT DON'T LEAVE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'LL ONLY BE A TRAIN RIDE AWAY.
- WE'LL MISS YOU.
I'LL MISS YOU.
- HEY, WHAT WAS THAT, UH, THAT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT?
YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL, I HOPE.
- [sighs] PLEASE.
- ARE YOU PREGNANT? - [laughs] NO.
- MARRIED?
- YEAH.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
- YOU--YOU GOT MARRIED?
- YEAH.
- FUCK. TO WHO?
- GUS.
- WHO THE FUCK'S GUS?
- I'VE MENTIONED HIM BEFORE.
- YEAH, IN PASSING.
JESUS. WH-- MARRIED.
ARE YOU-- ARE YOU HAPPY, OR--
- I SEEM HAPPY?
- YEAH.
- I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT TOO.
- SURE, YEAH.
NO. WHO WOULDN'T BE?
- DON'T TELL THE KIDS YET, OKAY?
I WANT TO DO IT MYSELF.
- OKAY.
- [sighs]
I GOT TO GET READY FOR WORK.
- OKAY, YEAH. I SHOULD-- I SHOULD FINISH PACKING.
UM...
CONGRATULATIONS.
- [laughs]
- MM.
- OKAY, DON'T BE A STRANGER.
- OKAY.
[clears throat]
- OH, GOOD MORNING.
YOU'RE UP.
DON'T WANT BREAKFAST TO GET COLD.
- LAURA CALLED IN SICK TO WORK.
- I JUST WANT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU TWO.
- YOU WANT ME TO STAY?
- AS LONG AS YOU CAN.
[whispers] I CAN STILL TASTE YOU.
- MM.
- HEY, YOU GOT ANY ASPIRIN?
A LITTLE TOO MUCH JAGER LAST NIGHT.
- UH, YEAH. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
- DAD NEVER CAME HOME WITH MY TRAILER.
- [scoffs] HE'S NOT COMING HOME WITH YOUR TRAILER.
- WHAT? - THERE'S NO MONEY.
NEVER WILL BE.
- BUT DAD SAID--
- HE LIED.
IT'S A GALLAGHER RITE OF PASSAGE,
REALIZING HE LET YOU DOWN.
HE ALWAYS WILL.
FIRST TIME'S THE HARDEST, BUT, HEY,
IT MEANS YOU REALLY ARE A GALLAGHER NOW.
- YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
- YEP.
[doorbell rings]
- HI, LAURA.
[shouts] WHERE IS HE?
- FUCK ME.
OH.
- NO! - SHIT.
- [grunts]
- ARE YOU OKAY? - SHE TRIED TO STAB ME.
- I STOPPED IT.
I DID IT THIS TIME. - THIS TIME?
- I SAVED DAVID.
- THAT MAN IS NOT DAVID.
- YES, HE IS.
- WELL, THEN I FUCKED OUR SON.
- YOU SLEPT WITH OUR SON?
- HE IS NOT OUR SON!
- CHRIST, YOU'RE FAST.
- I CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR MILES.
- WHERE'S MY TRAILER?
- THE MONEY'S GONE.
LAWYER SCREWED ME. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.
- WAIT!
GOD DAMN IT.
[door closes]
- HEY, YOU WATCHING YEVGENY?
- WHERE YOU BEEN?
- CRAZY NIGHT.
- THAT WHAT YOU CALL LEAVING THE CLUB WITH SOME FAIRY
WHILE I WAIT AROUND FOR YOU LIKE A BITCH, HUH?
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
- IT'S FROM THE PRODUCER OF THE MOVIE.
- WHAT MOVIE?
- I DID A PORNO.
- YOU DID WHAT?
- YEAH, YOU SAID WE NEEDED THE MONEY.
- SOME QUEEN TOLD YOU HE'D PAY YOU TO DO A PORNO,
AND YOU THOUGHT, "YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA"?
- HE SAID HE'D ONLY GIVE ME $500,
BUT I TALKED HIM UP TO $600, BUT DON'T WORRY.
THE GUY I DID THE SCENE WITH SAID HE WAS CLEAN.
- HE DIDN'T USE A RUBBER?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
- FUCK.
RELAX, PSYCHO.
- YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING--
DON'T TOUCH ME.
- FUCK'S UP WITH YOU?
- YOU NEED TO PACK YOUR SHIT.
- [laughs]
WHAT?
- YOU'RE SICK.
YOU NEED HELP.
I GOT TO TAKE YOU TO A HOSPITAL, IAN.
- FUCK YOU.
- HEY, HEY.
YOU ARE GOING TO THE PSYCH WARD OR A FUCKING E.R.
IT'S UP TO YOU.
EITHER WAY, YOU'RE GOING TO A HOSPITAL.
YOU HEAR ME?
- OKAY.
OKAY.
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS WAS TO YOU.
[sighs]
SO, UH, LET ME TAKE A SHOWER,
GRAB A FEW THINGS.
[door closes]
[shower running]
[door opens and closes] [baby cries]
- IAN?
IAN? IAN! [tires screech]
YEVGENY!
- THANKS. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
- HEY, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
- HEY, SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT, DINNER.
- NO, WHO CARES ABOUT DINNER?
Y-YOUR FRIEND OKAY?
- YEAH.
THEY'RE GONNA RELEASE HER SOON.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M SCARED SHITLESS A LITTLE BIT.
- WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY.
- NOT JUST ABOUT HER.
YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY
EVERY TIME YOU PLAY A SONG OR SAY MY NAME,
BUT THERE'S A LITTLE PART OF ME THAT WONDERS
IF WE DIDN'T MAKE A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE,
AND THAT PART OF ME JUST WON'T SHUT UP.
- WELL, DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT I MIGHT BE THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING?
LISTEN, I CAN'T TELL YOU
THAT THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA WORK OUT.
THERE'S NO GUARANTEES,
BUT IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A BIG MISTAKE,
THEN LET'S MAKE IT THE MOST FUN, BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
WE EVER MADE.
SO, UH, I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME LATER?
- YEAH, WHICH ONE? - [chuckles]
THAT'S RIGHT. WE'VE STILL GOT TO DECIDE THAT.
UM, MINE.
- HEY.
YOU CAME BACK AFTER ALL.
- I DID.
- I'LL LET YOU TWO CATCH UP.
[stirring instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ MY BABY WAS THE DEVIL ♪
♪ HAD HER HEAD IN MY LAP ♪
♪ WE WERE MOVING DOWN THAT WICHITA LINE ♪
♪ I NEVER BEEN ADDICTED ♪
♪ ON ONE END IS A LOVE ♪
♪ WHEN A LOVE NEVER WINDS UP MINE ♪
♪ I SAY HEY, LITTLE MAMA, HEY, LITTLE GIRL ♪
♪ NOW WHY YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE THIS? ♪
♪ IT'S THE SAME IDEA THAT GOT US HERE TO START ♪
♪ NOW YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪
♪ AT THE SCARY PART ♪ S ♪