Sage, I have no son.
Bless me with an heir to carry forth my lineage.
Bestow your blessing.
What is your name?
My name is Ranjeet Singh Maan,
aka Jeet. - Jeeta.
What is your father-in-law's name?
My father-in-law's name is Jagnandan Singh Maan.
He is standing there.
I see.
A scientific complication.
You married into a family with the same surname.
Trouble was bound to follow.
One must avoid same surnames
from both maternal and paternal grandparents.
It is not like that.
My surname is Dhillon.
I am a live-in son-in-law here.
Even my father-in-law is a live-in son-in-law.
Actually, my wife's surname is Maan.
She has added her surname after mine.
She says, "You married into my family..."
That is the point.
I am Sidhu Brar, Sage.
It was my wife who added 'Maan' after my name.
I see. - I got it.
It has been two generations.
I have two daughters as well.
In time, they too will make someone else a 'Maan'.
So please, bless us.
Give me the heir of my household.
And what will you give me in return?
Give me something that will truly gladden my heart.
Two sacks of wheat,
and one bag of chickpeas.
Bless me so my son's laughter may echo through this house.
Did you bring that wheat from your home?
Just because you've been handed everything ready-made... - Don't worry.
it doesn't mean you squander it on these hypocrites.
Oh, goodness!
Hit him! - What is this?
I'll teach you a lesson! - Aunt, please.
Sister, please!
You people are flawed, - Oh, please.
and you expect a son from him.
I am ruined! - Why invite trouble?
You will only have daughters.
You fools, you walk without a proper stride.
I had warned your father-in-law countless times
to check your gait.
He's given me a son-in-law just like himself.
I had predicted it the moment I noticed his gait,
that he would have only daughters.
Aunt, do tell me,
how can one judge from a man's gait?
I'll expand my business through this trick.
Get lost!
I'll turn you into Elon Musk!
There, the wedding procession is all set to go,
and here they are treating him as if he were the Divine father.
All I ever wanted was for you to have a son.
Stop your nonsense.
If you had even an ounce of spark in you,
I wouldn't have ended up as the mother of two daughters. - Yes!
And daughters are every bit as precious as sons.
You think you're made of gold?
Filthy mindset!
Where on earth did I end up with this cripple?
There, the wedding procession is all set to go,
and here he stands like a helpless child.
Everyone points fingers and whispers,
"There goes the wife of a disabled man..."
My brothers have ruined my destiny.
We never took a single penny as dowry.
I bore all the expenses myself.
Your brothers each own eight acres of land,
while my son Jageer
is the owner of thirty-five acres of land.
And your brothers came to me, clinging to my feet,
buttering me up to
secure his match for you.
And you dare to blame us!
What a liar!
Do you even have both your legs?
First, answer me.
Why are you lying first thing in the morning?
Have some fear of the Almighty.
You fancy yourself an emperor,
but the entire village just sees a one-legged fellow.
Kabutar, listen, hand him his walker.
If he leaves now, only then will he make it there in time.
Dad, please, don't argue with her.
She's the one who cares for us.
You had your wife killed. At least don't wreck my home.
You fool,
pamper her as much as you like.
Get lost. - I'm coming now.
Coming, Totti.
Totti!
Why do you get so worked up?
It's in an elder's nature to mock like this.
You lot are nothing but monsters.
You're all so obsessed with money.
What am I to do with money? Balance it on my head
while the one beside me is disabled?
You must be joking!
Totti!
Step aside.
Mom, I can't find my earring. - It must be here somewhere.
Dear, check if my hair parting is straight.
Yes, it's perfect.
Hey, this is tradition. - Oh, goodness, step aside.
Hey, Ranjeet's wife!
Yes. - Listen to me.
Do you have a brown lipstick? - No.
Damn it.
Have this. - Uncle.
Greetings. - Bless you.
Greetings.
Look here.
Sister-in-law, don't poke my eye out. It's my wedding day today.
And you've worn glasses.
All right. Let me get this photo clicked.
Look at the camera.
Click the photo. - Keep it away, he'll snap it.
Just act naturally, and keep it away from my eye.
Come on.
Listen, Totti.
Yes. - Do you have a lipstick?
Not too dark.
Just one that matches your uncle's turban.
Yes, I have it. I'll give it to you. - Come along, dear.
Come on. Help me get ready as well.
Although, technically, my wedding should have taken place first.
All right, never mind.
Jasse, keep watch.
See, if there's an aunt-in-law
among your in-laws who's divorced or widowed.
You'll be my matchmaker.
Hey!
You never listen to me.
Do something, or I'll adopt a child,
don't say I didn't warn you.
I won't spare you.
I'll teach you a lesson. - Hey.
Let go of each other! - Let go of me.
Come on. - Wait.
Come on. - Let go of me.
Let me go!
Uncle, why don't you adopt my brother.
You fool!
Brother, there's no point in getting married.
You have a truly splendid life.
Enjoy your life.
With a life partner, life itself becomes a shared journey.
And there's nothing more to it.
Mom, what are you doing? Let's go.
Okay, let's go then. - We're already quite late.
Today is such an auspicious day.
Yes. - Grandpa, you're still not ready.
He's been drinking all night,
so he must be aching.
He hasn't slept a wink, kept insisting he wouldn't go.
If you don't want to go, then don't.
The procession will go on, with or without you.
Come on, ladies. Let's move.
Come along. - Let's go.
Hurry, hurry.
"Silken beauties in silk lehengas"
"A killer nose ring and pricey earrings"
"Silken beauties in silk lehengas"
"A killer nose ring and pricey earrings"
"Eyes like slingshots!"
"Step aside!"
"Heads up, the women are taking the floor!"
"I dance, and you dance, I'm a Jatti, and so are you!"
"One grips the Khunda firmly while the other steadies the Jago on her head"
"They've stirred the entire courtyard into a frenzy,
Tonight is set for an extraordinary celebration!"
"Even if makeup falters, everyone moves in perfect harmony"
"They've been poised in their lehengas since the break of dawn"
"Heads up, the women are taking the floor!"
"The tikka quivers on her forehead, and the SaggiPhull sways along"
"She sparkles with irresistible charm"
"Her waist can't stay still, not for a beat!"
"Her hair whirl, shimmer, and spin, caught in the rhythm she dances within"
"Heads up, the women are taking the floor!"
"The sweet batter has been poured, time to stir it all together"
"DJ, play Captain's song, the party won't stop tonight!"
"Today, the girls will dance with their dupattas draped at the waist"
"One broke her silver anklet in the swirl of dance"
"One captured everyone's heart with her moves"
"Someone's nose pin charmed the crowd, someone's dimples stole hearts"
"Someone's earrings flew as she raised her arms and sang"
"She completely stole the show"
"Heads up, the women are taking the floor!"
Careful, dear.
Hold her 'lehnga'.
Yes, handle it gently. - Slowly.
Go on. - Walk carefully.
Jasse, you too, go on.
What are you staring at? Go, son.
Come.
Grandpa, what's this?
Why didn't you come to my wedding procession?
Wedding procession?
That was a wedding procession?
That was just a small fleet of ships.
Back in my day, wedding processions were truly magnificent.
When the procession departed the village,
all the village women
would scramble onto the rooftops to watch.
There goes, the wedding procession.
The men would start purchasing the wedding attire a full month ahead.
Handcrafted 'juttis',
and everyone carried brass knobs in their hands.
Yes!
Look at them.
These two each have just two kurta-pajamas.
The same ones they wear at funerals,
and the same at weddings.
And their wives..."
Every wife here
owns enough clothes for an entire shop.
You could open their wardrobes and see for yourself.
Brother, you speak the truth.
Back then, the wedding guests used to have a splendid time.
The procession would last four full days.
And the family would provide endless hospitality.
Yes!
They used to say,
anyone who attended four wedding processions
had consumed enough ghee for an entire year.
Yes, the men were treated with the utmost respect.
Nowadays, no one even asks the men.
Just look at the singers.
Even they, after singing for just twenty minutes, would say,
"Come on, dance, sisters!..."
And then they'd start singing the fast-paced 'tappe'.
Is a 'Mirza' song easy?
This one requires real strength.
Pirthi Singh, in those days, wedding processions belonged to kings.
But now, they're all just puppets.
Grandpa, had you told us earlier,
we would have arranged the procession your way.
My way?
If it were my way, the women wouldn't have even joined the procession.
Then they wouldn't have gone.
Look grandfather, All of this belongs to you.
This house belongs to Sardar Hakam Singh.
Here, Sardar Hakam Singh's word is law.
All this wasn't done at my wedding,
but we shall ensure it happens for Pinte's.
I give you my word.
We'll see. Now, off to bed.
He hasn't said much, has he?
He hasn't met his wife yet,
that's why he's saying this.
Just let him meet his wife once.
Cheers! - All right, let's head to the old hag.
Open the door.
Listen, open the door.
His game is over!
Are you asleep?
Hmm.
You're asleep. I think you're asleep.
"Those who are in love never sleep"
"How did you manage to?"
"Those who are in love never sleep"
"How did you manage to?"
Oh, goodness!
You're still eating the same samosas and gulabjamun. - Why?
What happened? - Listen to me.
Here, try this. This is dhokla.
It's a Gujarati dish. - I see.
Here you are.
Sister, this is a sandwich.
It's British cuisine.
Bring your plate forward. - Here you are.
Here you go, sister.
Sister, this is meduvada.
It's from Madras cuisine.
Go on, give it a try.
I told my husband
that weddings always feature
spinach fritters and paneer fritters.
But this time, we'll do something different.
You taste it.
You should have made the fritters.
Always chasing trends!
Aunt planned the menu.
When your uncle laid eyes on Aunt,
he thought she was somewhat attractive.
And this lad? He went utterly blind,
never glimpsing his mother or father again.
Take the dhokla!
Go on, get the dhokla from your wife.
All right, come on, let's play.
Dhokla!
Her. - Catch it. - "Why are you sitting there so quiet?"
"Say something" - Catch it.
"My lover!"
Here! - How humiliating!
She's won.
You didn't even open the door yesterday.
Yes.
You were nowhere to be found yesterday.
And you expect me, a newly-wed bride,
to simply fall asleep with the door left open like that?
If some stray dog or cat had attacked me,
I would have been done for.
And the house is out in the fields, what if a flying snake had come in?
What are you saying?
How would a flying snake even get in here?
How would I know in an unfamiliar place?
Now, tell me, back in my village,
what kind of wild animals roam around?
Go on, tell me, you wouldn't have a clue, would you?
So how am I supposed to know
whether there are flying snakes in your village or not?
You'll arrange a second marriage,
but what about my father?
I was alone in an unfamiliar place, in an empty room.
I was downstairs with grandpa,
and my friends were there too, so we started chatting.
You're still making excuses
just to justify yourself.
You don't have to leave your own home after marriage.
These things are simply part of a girl's destiny.
And so far, you haven't apologized even once.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry. - Let it be for now.
Seriously, I am sorry. Please, don't cry.
Please.
All right.
From tomorrow, will you drop me at the court in the car?
If I ride the Activa, the boys will tail me,
and, as usual, the woman ends up being blamed.
Tell me today itself how it should be done.
Yes, I'll drop you.
We'll do as you say.
Okay.
And I speak to you with respect.
Either I speak informally, or you speak to me with respect.
I'll do as you say. Is that cool?
No, no..."however you say..."
I mean, however you wish, we'll follow.
We're fine with that.
If I'm saying something wrong, please tell me.
Okay?
Hmm, okay.
"My beloved, you look enchanting even when you're angry"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"My beloved, you look enchanting even when you're angry"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"I'm not foolish enough to make so many mistakes"
"Your heart may be stern, yet you remain utterly captivating"
"My beloved, you look enchanting even when you're angry"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"My beloved"
"I wish to fill the courtyard of your life with joy"
"To shield you from prying eyes, I shall draw the veil"
"I wish to fill the courtyard of your life with joy"
"To shield you from prying eyes, I shall draw the veil"
"It feels as if you've cast a spell of darkness"
"Upon the threshold of my heart"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"My beloved, you look enchanting even when you're angry"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"My beloved"
"Walking with you has made my gait graceful"
"Living with you has made me even more radiant"
"Walking with you has made my gait graceful"
"Living with you has made me even more radiant"
"You serve me tenderly every moment"
"Truly, you win my heart"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"My beloved, you look enchanting even when you're angry"
"Do ask me how my heart is faring too"
"You always look stunning when you enquire about it"
"My beloved"
It's good that the girl is going abroad.
She wouldn't work here.
Our boy is already troubled.
No, no, she's cleared her IELTS.
Uncle, she'll be going abroad with him.
They'll both work there.
That's splendid.
They'll earn and save well.
Here, have some dhokla.
Go on, eat.
Bring vegetables.
Yes, I'm bringing.
Jasse! - Yes.
We've fixed Pinte's wedding today.
Oh, goodness! Congratulations!
I'll tell Kiran. She'll get the suit tailored.
When's the wedding?
What's the matter, grandpa?
Today, you're sitting there all high and mighty.
I see! The party's in full swing.
Whenever there's a chance to drink,
everyone comes out like frogs in the rain.
Come on, make me a drink too. I'll be right there.
Son.
You'll take me to the wedding, won't you?
What are you saying, Grandpa? Of course, you're going.
The way I like it, right?
Listen,
we've settled everything with the bride's family.
We'll do everything our way.
Exactly, our way!
No women will take part in the wedding procession.
I'll tie my grandson's turban myself.
You'll witness the magic of our times.
Promise, will you?
It's all right, grandpa,
we'll speak to the women. It's not a great deal.
Yes, we'll all talk to them.
Huh?
Look, guys,
my wife will agree.
She'll be convinced in minutes.
She always listens to me.
I'm worried about your wives.
I don't think they'll agree.
And even if a few women come, so what? Let them come.
No, no.
Don't make false promises.
Then forget it, I won't come.
Grandpa, I'm firm on my decision.
All right, I'll speak up, but you all have to come with me.
Though I doubt anyone has the courage for this.
Come on! Speak up!
Everyone, speak! Why is no one saying a word?
Jageer, speak up! - That's it.
Yes, we'll talk to them.
Talking to our wives isn't that hard.
Am I right, Jeete? - Huh?
Talk?
Yes, we'll talk. What's wrong with speaking?
That's something we can do.
That's a good thing.
All done. Done, brother.
Look, I'll handle my wife, but don't chicken out later.
Huh? - Hmm.
Because I'll convince my wife.
She listens to me, you just worry about yourself.
Huh?
I'm not giving up the rooftop. I've made that clear.
Tell them,
whether they want to set up the new room
or the one downstairs, I have no issue.
But this room, it holds my memories.
If I'm forced out, I'll make a scene.
No, no.
We don't need to give up the rooftop.
It's ours. They can manage on their own.
You know, I was thinking,
maybe we shouldn't even attend Pinte's wedding.
Never mind.
That younger sister-in-law is sharp as a whip.
She won't be like you, so gentle, so tender-hearted.
She won't. - Is that so?
It's been ages since we attended a wedding.
So, why not attend?
I have no enmity with her.
I'll treat her like my own sister.
I know how I've spent my days alone in this house.
Make sure there's no shortage of suits.
Everyone should be remarking on how radiant Kiran looks.
And this will reflect well on you.
People will say Jassa keeps his wife like a blossoming flower.
Right? You'll get me suits, won't you?
All right, all right, thank you.
The villagers were sitting and discussing matters,
why did you even go there?
Is this your village?
Tell me, is this your village?
This is a wedding from our village, we are related to them.
You have no claim here.
And we shouldn't attend the wedding?
Oh, what a clever one!
I told you,
we have no business meddling in this.
We're outsiders here.
This is their village, they can act as they wish.
We have no say in it.
You just eat.
Learn something from Dad.
The woman won't attend the wedding!
Over there, your mother-in-law is peeling potatoes.
If she beats me,
I'll end up like Jageer Singh.
Please, try to understand.
Who else will look after you there?
Sit quietly at home.
Your photos won't even look nice.
And tell me one thing,
would you look good dancing with just one hand?
Tell me.
And he'll attend the wedding procession alone!
There he is, the one with only one leg.
If he falls, you won't be able to lift him.
And if you need to go to the washroom?
Will he cling to his walkers or undo your trousers?
Father will undo my trousers with his mouth.
He will...
but what if his tongue gets caught in the zip?
You'll make him stutter.
He can't even walk on his own,
and then he won't even speak clearly.
You'll starve him.
Listen to me carefully,
stop sitting in councils of able-bodied men.
Their schemes won't apply to you.
Practice pulling tractors with your teeth.
I'll make your vlog, all right?
Hmm. - All right.
Bye, Totti.
You saw, Father, how insightful Totti's words were.
Shut up, you henpecked fool!
These are unripe mangoes.
The pickle will be absolutely splendid.
This time, only men will attend Pinte's wedding procession.
Huh!
Mother-in-law!
Listen to what Pinte's father is saying.
What is he saying?
He's saying that only men will go to Pinte's wedding.
He's just rambling.
He must be teasing you.
This is impossible. - Yes.
A garden looks splendid with butterflies.
Who's going to mind those frogs? - Exactly.
He's talking utter nonsense.
Only men will attend the procession.
Mother-in-law says they're just barking, let them bark.
Why did you go with Mother? - Why?
My mother taught me
to treat my mother-in-law as my own mother.
Don't do anything without asking her.
Your father must have taught you something too, right?
Father?
He used to light fires with a pipe.
Once, a snake mistook the pipe for a hole and hid inside.
And when my father blew on it..."
Oh, goodness!
The snake bit him on the lip.
He had to have his tongue cut.
He only taught me sign language.
If I had learnt this from him,
you'd say my character was questionable.
Huh?
Mother-in-law, look.
He used to ask me for food like this,
and you'd think I was asking you for a kiss.
That's why mother warned me not to pick up anything from him.
He will never let me settle.
Your mother was spot on!
He will attend the wedding procession alone!
Now what do we do?
Grandpa, they aren't saying anything unpleasant to us.
Let them come.
We'll have our fun, proper fun.
You just tell me, which singer should we call?
Jaswinder Brar or Suchet Bala?
You're nothing but marionettes.
You've snatched the rope from the women's necks
only to fasten it around your own,
and whichever way they pull,
you simply dance along.
You're like toy soldiers.
They've silenced your tongue.
Smarty pants!
Nothing gets done unless women step in.
Break free from the chains of women's subjugation and unite.
Brother, forget about unity.
Your wives
sit atop your shoulders like mischievous monkeys.
Do you know how the old folk songs were sung?
He came in exhausted from outside
I was fast asleep, and first he kicked my back.
"Then he took off his shoe..."
"My husband grabbed my hair and hit me..."
And do you know what the new songs are like?
"He drinks himself and swears at me..."
"I'll kick you out of the village if you dare swear at my mother"
Oh, brother! - What on earth is happening?
"When will you have joggers made to match my suit?"
These are the songs playing nowadays.
Earlier, only men went to the wedding procession.
Then we started taking the women too.
If we had said only men could attend a wedding,
what catastrophe would that have caused?
What monumental request have we made of them?
We've merely asked for what's rightfully ours.
It's like trying to snatch a note from a snake's mouth.
You haven't faced your wife.
You've spoiled them yourselves,
constantly cooing, 'baby, baby.'
In my day, no one would dare answer back.
Fine, then start by talking to your wife first.
Grandpa, speak.
Yes, talk to grandma.
She's asking for a sequined suit to wear at the wedding.
After learning from you, we'll sort things out with our wives ourselves.
Yes, yes.
Uncle, convince your wife then.
It's lovely, but we'll give it at the wedding.
What do you think of it? - It's absolutely beautiful.
Have the tea. - We'll just stand right here.
Mandar's mother!
Yes, what is it?
The boys are saying that
they want to see how weddings processions used to be in the old days.
Is that so? - Yes.
They're insisting
on witnessing all the traditional customs themselves.
Look,
there are no camels in Punjab.
We'll get them from Ganganagar.
Yes!
And we'll all dress in lehengas,
and place the ceremonial headdress atop.
We'll also have three or four bullock carts brought in.
Listen, one more thing. - Yes.
We'll have Pinte ride on an elephant for the procession.
No, Aunt.
Uncle says the wedding procession will go on without the women.
He says he wants to show his era,
back when only men attended the wedding procession.
I see!
He talks about his era as if he were Emperor Akbar himself!
He wants to flaunt his era!
You've got a problem with us?
Oh, here comes Mr. All-Cultured.
You lot used to jolt around in bullock carts.
Halfway through, you'd all collapse from exhaustion.
Now, Almighty has provided cars for traveling.
So, take a deep breath.
Where did these cars come from?
These good days are thanks to me.
So take them back!
Pride is all over you!
In this entire house, you command respect.
You lot didn't even get father's piles operation done.
Damn it!
Oh, goodness!
Talks about his era!
Huh! So this was his "era..."!
The wedding procession will go on without women!
And he brought the entire village with him!
Don't talk to me.
What grand request did grandpa even make?
Can't we do at least this much for him?
Yes, brother.
I only have one hand,
otherwise I'd seize her by the hair and set her straight.
Now, if I hold her hair with one hand, how am I supposed to strike her?
If I hit her, how will I grab her hair?
By the time I manage that, she runs off.
God has punished me, but your consciences are dead.
We gave up and sat down far too swiftly.
We're the sort of folk who even clash with the government.
So, what's so difficult about keeping one's wife in check?
May I come in?
I have a strategy to win this fight.
Listen, his own wife has passed away,
and he'll have us killed too.
Come on, let's put an end to this once and for all.
Why should we get involved?
What's the harm in it?
This is your problem, you henpecked fool!
We've handed over our rights to them.
And now they act like masters.
I've stayed silent for so many years.
Jassa said he would honour the traditions of my era.
What fault of mine is this?
I just wanted to live my era again!
Guys, have I done anything wrong?
Uncle...
Grandpa, why are you crying?
We'll take the wedding procession.
But first, let's hear uncle's plan.
What's the plan, Uncle?
Divide and rule.
The British say this is the rule
by which all your affairs can be managed.
The East India Company came to govern us following precisely that plan.
William executed this plan, then George,
and John and James carried on with the same policy.
Brother, what business do we have with your William?
You tell us,
how is one meant to win a war against
Palo, Mindo, Shindo, and Charno?
Brother, it's the same strategy.
Look... - Enough, uncle.
Your role was to show us the 'Chakravyuh',
now we know how to set off the blast.
Listen to me, I'll explain.
First, I'll confront Jasse,
and then father and I will together
hurl insults at Grandpa's daughter.
And then I'll heap filthy abuse on the bachelor uncle.
All of you come to our house in the morning
to divide up our property.
Then I'll hurl insults at every one of you.
You! - Hey!
Why did you push me?!
Then I'll say I won't take any of you to the wedding procession.
And then you'll say
that none of us would attend the wedding
of someone as daft as you.
Then you'll all quietly return to your respective homes.
In the evening,
when the women are busy dancing at the 'Jago',
two of you will bring the tractor,
pile everyone's clothes on it, and leave them in our field.
Get up early in the morning.
Then each of you pick a quarrel with your respective wives. - Hey!
And then you come to the field.
Once we're ready, we'll head to the wedding procession.
The women will be left sitting at home.
That's how we'll implement divide and rule.
Hey, son, listen to my whole plan.
Hey, uncle! You're still a bachelor,
so what could you possibly know about this?
You're William, now step aside.
Leave the rest to George, James and John.
Understood?
We'll tear each other's clothes, All right?
From today, we are not friends.
We stand on opposing sides. Divide and rule!
Is that okay? - Right. - Just hear me out.
Here you go!
You see.
Grandpa, from today we're at odds with uncle.
Hey! - All of you, hear me out.
Hear me out. - Tear their kurtas!
Strike him!
Someone, please listen to me.
Huh?
Come, Dad. - Oh, goodness!
Mom!
What happened?
Mom!
Huh!
What happened?
What happened to Bhinder?
What is it?
Your bagga just struck my father's back!
But why?
Mother-in-law.
Come quickly!
Here come the big goons! - Come here!
You're a big don! Come here! - Wait!
Come, I'll show you!
Today, I'll put you in your place!
Idiot!
Your wedding's arranged, and yet you're behaving like this?
Surely some black magic must have taken hold of you.
Quiet, everyone!
Or I'll set you all straight myself!
This isn't coming together. It's no fun.
Go on. The plan's fallen apart.
You!
Hey! No!
Oh, goodness!
You!
Wait, I'll show you!
Don't hit him, or a case will be filed against you.
I am Proud of your lawyer ship.
Hey!
Come!
You! - Hey!
Hear me out.
Uncle, whose side are you on?
Pick a side, don't play the village chief.
You!
Dear, I'm on your side. I have nothing to do with that fool.
Hold on, I'll teach you a lesson!
You've hit me!
Well done, son.
Don't spare anyone today.
Go on, make widows of us all!
Wait, uncle, you fool!
Don't even think of coming to my wedding!
Who in their right mind would attend the wedding of you penniless lot?
We won't be going.
We won't be taking you with us. - Quiet.
Lie down and keep quiet.
These people will perform your last rites with Yama, the God of Death.
Tell me, Grandpa, what is your plan?
Or shall I insult your daughter as well?
Oh, goodness!
Grandpa, he's on our side.
Grandpa, he's on our side. Ask him.
You lot go together!
I'll attend the wedding procession alone!
Don't quarrel.
I shall settle this matter of yours by morning.
I shall separate you all.
Don't soil my old age. - Father, listen.
You insulted me!
You're all fools! Every single one of you!
Absolutely foolish!
You have no idea how to speak to your father. - DAMM !
Give this TV to Pinta.
And hand the LED to Bagga.
The plates are Pinta's,
and the juicer belongs to Bagga.
Keep this jug on Pinta's side, not over there.
I've divided the buffaloes, six each for both of you.
So, who will take the bull?
Give the uncle to the bull.
Huh?
No, no.
I mean, give the bull to Uncle.
The bull goes to Uncle.
I'll have you draw the border!
Here's your border! - What on earth are you doing?
You clumsy fool, hand it over.
Everyone is siding with them.
You're all being biased!
This is how the division will go, do as you see fit.
Show us what you're capable of.
Why are you squabbling? - I'm standing firm!
They've started it all over again. - Just hear me first.
Those who aren't with us won't attend the wedding procession.
Come on!
Those who are with us, come over here.
I'll handle this father-son duo myself.
I'm on Uncle Mandar's side.
Greetings, Uncle. - Just hear me out.
We won't attend the wedding procession. - Listen to me.
I don't want the bull.
You're not on his side either? - Step back.
What are they doing?
Come over here. - Girls, go that way.
You, fools! - Pick up this LCD.
Put the LCD over there.
Girl, go over there. - Stop it.
We won't stick around with these lunatics. - Why are you hitting us?
Come on, Mom.
Come to your side.
Girl, you move too.
Hey, listen!
Today, I decide the division.
I'm right here, let's see who dares speak in front of me.
I dare you to pick up even a single thing and place it there.
You fools, listen to me first.
Village head, please listen to me.
First, divide our kitchen
and utensils equally.
As for the rest, we'll discuss it after the wedding.
Hello.
What happened, dear? Why are you crying?
It was a call from the boutique, mother-in-law.
She said the wedding outfits are ready.
Now where am I supposed to wear them?
Listen to her.
Whether someone lives or dies,
these lunatics don't care.
There's so much fighting going on,
and all you fret over are clothes.
No, no, my love, there's nothing to worry about.
We'll make sure
all your whims are fulfilled at Bagge's wedding.
But I'll see who dares show up at the wedding of gluttons.
After all, this rooftop is ours.
You don't have to worry at all.
And from today onwards,
anyone besides our family who climbs these stairs
will ascend straight to the stairway of heaven.
And if, by any chance, anyone sets foot on my side,
I'll bury them in the ground.
Guggu Gill and Yograj have now entered the same house.
Let them fight.
Huh.
Totti, I was saying that this is their quarrel,
we shouldn't get involved.
What if my other arm gets chopped off in the scuffle too?
Now you only need to button my shirt,
but later, you'll be tasked with zipping my trousers also.
And if your tongue gets caught in the knot,
you'll be left stammering helplessly.
Then what will we do?
You'll say one thing and we'll hear something entirely different.
What dreadful luck that would be!
What? - I mean...
If Dad's other leg gets hurt as well,
he'll just keep pacing around the courtyard like a toddler.
And you won't look very graceful
hoisting your father-in-law onto your lap.
I mean, this is their quarrel,
so we should keep our distance from all of this.
Right, Totti?
Is that so?
Mom, what should we do now?
You tell us how to handle it.
Huh? Whose side are you on?
This is your village, so you know better than us.
We're outsiders here.
Why ask us what to do, dear?
She'll tell us
exactly whose side we should take.
And listen to us carefully.
If you're going to the wedding, be careful.
Once Jassa's family starts beating,
you'll be in trouble.
And that Saan,
he'll thrash you round
and round like a whirlwind.
He'll throw you. - No, no.
No, we won't go.
We're better off steering clear of trouble.
Look, this is your village and your relations.
We have nothing here anyway.
No point thinking about it, we won't attend the wedding.
Come on, girl, let's go. - That's good.
You should go.
Have some Dhokla.
Give it here.
Listen, these are auspicious days.
Why are you making me sad?
Why are you hurting me?
Yes, mother-in-law.
He is my only son.
At last, a day of pure joy has come.
Do not weep, my sister. - Aunt.
Don't cry, Aunt.
Stop crying.
Hey!
What?
Our plan is going off track.
Stick to your plan.
Hey!
You scoundrel! I'll teach you a lesson!
Don't fight, you lunatics!
Shut up.
If you're so fond of crying,
I'll kill someone here, then you can keep weeping.
Look. - Mom,
Bagga is right.
Son... - If he were to kill someone at the wedding,
you'd all be screaming and wailing your hearts out.
We won't attend the wedding.
And Kiran, you... - We'll go.
Go on, dance.
Go and bring out the 'Jago'.
We bear no ill will towards aunt.
"The monsoon has finally come to an end"
"Bringing with it the harvest"
Look, the maternal side has arrived.
They won't be attending the wedding either.
Hey, hold on! - Son!
Look over there.
Greetings, Uncle. - Bless you.
You go over there.
Uncles, move over there.
Uncle, the division's settled, right?
Now our rule will prevail.
You will all perish.
"It's the time for ritual"
Apply it properly.
Look over there, the wedding is tomorrow,
yet they wrapped up all the rituals today itself.
Tomorrow, they'll have to do their makeup.
A woman takes at least an hour just for her makeup.
But in our times, it was different.
A man would drink his milk, hand the glass to his wife,
and she would use that very glass
as a mirror to get ready.
And today!
Each of them carries an entire suitcase of makeup.
Kiran herself called Jassa and said,
"Delay your wedding procession, I'm not ready yet."
Give an answer.
Aren't you the henpecked one?
They don't even know a single traditional song.
But they can sing every track by Jasmine Sandlas.
"When she shows her tantrums, there's bound to be some heat."
At least call father-in-law, don't behave like this.
What will you do with such a grandpa anyway?
If he doesn't wish to come, let him be.
Tell him to eat with them from now on.
Just look at him!
"The bride is all set for the wedding"
"And the groom is ready to handle her whims"
"You may take my life in love, if you so desire"
"But never dare to challenge me in pride like this"
Is this the 'Jago'?
They've even customised the 'Jago' according to their whims.
No traditional songs, no verses...
just this racket of sounds?
They've completely destroyed our culture.
They've reduced it to a mere spectacle.
Once upon a time, brother
when the 'Jago' procession began,
the lamp never ran out of oil.
They would pour oil from every single household.
Now Jago would ask for extra batteries.
They've ruined our ears. Turn off the DJ!
Or I'll wreck this place!
What are you doing?
Stay back! - What!
Hey! - Step aside.
Run them over!
Stop it! I beg you.
Shall I make you the 'Pink Queen'? Should I run over you?
Now she's finally come to her senses.
Her tongue was wagging too much.
Jasse, run them over, we'll see what happens!
I will run them over!
No, you'll have a case filed against you.
Foolish girl!
Don't you see? He'll mow down half the village with tractor!
It's just like they say,
the pain's in the belly, but the cure's a leg massage.
Bagge, grab the bag, it's our turn for water.
Pick it up, let's go.
Yes.
Don't know who has jinxed us.
There's no one in my son's wedding procession.
Don't worry, Mom.
If Karan and Arjun could rise from the earth itself...
then my wedding procession will arrive too, Mom.
It'll tear through the heavens if it has to.
It'll split the very ground beneath us, Mom!
My procession will come!
Look at him...
Who fed him opium first thing in the morning?
"My procession will come!"
"One, two, three, four, my slender a more"
"Today we've all come as one, my slender one"
"Today we're soaring over cloud"
"We have brushed our hands over our moustaches"
"Swear on you, our behaviour is unlike anyone else's"
"Do not dare lock eyes with us"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Our height reaches up to the terrace"
"Our feet are floating in the air"
"Today even Almighty doesn't cross our mind"
"We swear on you"
"The atmosphere is colourful, beloved, we won't shy today beloved. "
"Today we've stomped our worries right beneath our feet"
"Watch them twist and sway, like serpents in a dance"
"They're conquering even the snakes"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today we shouted loud, we moved the clouds"
"Dancing on the terrace, we shook it to its core"
"My friends are dancing, hearts full of joy"
"The Jatts roar with pride, my friends keep dancing on"
"No stain on our kurtas, we're setting the perfect vibe"
"It feels so joyous, we shine like kings tonight"
"Life with friends is bliss, we've made it spectacular"
"We sat upon God's throne and wrote our story."
"Today, everyone, behold our style"
"The whole world envies us, while God's blessings shield us"
"We're savouring every moment, setting the perfect mood"
"Our pockets brim with sights, we fear no one"
Just witness their red eyes today.
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
Oh, my sisters.
Come with me.
Our fight is with you, aunt.
Be grateful we agreed for the tradition.
Yes. - No, no, sister.
Don't do this.
This is a men's fight.
So far, you have stood by my side.
I beg you, come with me.
Kiran, my dearest,
I humbly lay my request before you.
Please, join my son's wedding procession.
I will treat you all to sushi there.
Mother-in-law.
Do you think I'll look good going alone among all these men?
What will his in-laws think
if I show up by myself?
Kiran, get the car.
Mom, what are you doing?
What do you want them to do?
Come on, let's run from here. - You stay quiet.
Stop talking nonsense.
Sisters, men have no clue.
You used to get scolded by them.
Now, take a few scoldings in my name.
Kiran, take the car out.
Who among you knows how to drive?
Come on, just get moving.
Mother-in-law, please try to convince them.
Sister, you should come too.
Let's all go. - Hurry up.
We'll deal with whatever comes our way.
Get in the car. - Alright.
Come on, move.
Mom, listen to me. You can stay at home too.
Why all the fuss? Off you go, all of you.
You idiot!
When we were doing the batna rituals,
you never mentioned they weren't necessary.
Let's go.
Aunt, you should have told us earlier.
We would've come fully prepared.
You look stunning.
You all look absolutely stunning.
Come on, let's go. - All right.
Let's move along.
All right, dear. Let's go. - Mom, what have you done?
You should've taken a small pill.
You're getting all emotional.
You wouldn't understand. Just get in the car quickly.
All right.
Aunt, please get in.
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
"Don't call us today"
"Today the Jatts are set to explode"
Pinte, we've almost left.
They are coming too.
What do you mean? - What we feared has happened.
My dear brother in law.
Come on, today I'll take token money from you.
Stop the music! Turn it off!
Stop the music!
Now my son will sing a folk song.
Yay!
Sing! Sing!
Now there won't be any singing, our game's ruined.
The game's ruined?
How did they leave? Who took them?
Grandpa, Jassa has taught Kiran to drive.
Fools, you've turned her into a pilot!
All our lives, we never taught women to drive bullock carts.
And now you teach them to drive cars.
Now face the consequences!
Just watch what happens to you next.
We thought of dropping them home,
but we ended up staying home ourselves.
There was no need for such a fuss.
You could have scared them with just a stick.
You know how strict the laws are in protecting women.
At your age, would getting beaten even look right on you?
We can't say anything to her.
Seeing your situation,
one day, she'll go off to the wedding procession,
leaving you behind dancing at home.
That was fun.
What is this?
Why are they sitting here all dressed up?
We've settled things.
Uncle and Pinte have apologised to us.
No wonder they say,
"Donkeys are named for their foolishness."
If that was the case, you could have come straight to the wedding.
"They were all ready and dressed up"
"A fly landed right on her nose"
You should have settled this earlier.
Back then, you were so furious.
And you spoiled the entire wedding.
Just look at how they're staring.
Pinta's in-laws gave us the warmest hospitality.
They even had shashi. - Yes.
It's sushi. - What?
Sushi.
Sushi!
Without effort, fate won't favour anyone.
Exactly!
It's good that the fight has ended.
Yes!
Come on, come on. - Hurry up.
Hurry up.
"I want to spend my days imprisoned in your eyes"
"Like a dream, you crawl before me in my sight"
"I'll play my flute and make you mine"
Look at the way they sway their hips.
The world will ridicule us.
Never mind the revolution,
we've brought shame upon ourselves.
Be thankful they never uncovered our plot.
Otherwise, they'd have torn us apart.
Uncle's landed us in trouble.
We were foolish enough to fall for his tricks.
He doesn't even have a wife.
You! - He is an idiot.
Move!
Listen to me!
Get out of here, or you'll get a beating from me.
Mastermind!
Now, we'll have to lead the wedding procession without them.
Otherwise, they'll mock us for the rest of our lives.
At least we can settle the score.
Yes, that's true.
Now they won't let us live in peace.
They'll ridicule us endlessly in front of the children.
I knew from the very start they lacked courage, Grandpa.
I give you my word,
I shall take you along to Bagga's wedding procession.
I always knew they weren't that formidable.
Had I known before,
I'd have firmly refused to attend the wedding without Grandpa.
Convincing your wife, what's the big deal!
You grovel before her like a dog all day long.
I'll make the first move.
When I do, you'll stand by me, won't you?
I'm off.
I'll go tell her and see how she reacts.
It's been a month now, chasing after your wives.
Hey there, what's your name?
Look, since you're new to this house, you should learn its rules.
I absolutely cannot tolerate idle chatter in this house.
I'm Hakam Singh's grandson.
We don't concern ourselves with what's happening next door.
Here, only my word counts.
And I'll eat first, you'll eat after me.
One more thing,
whether I come at 8, 10, or 12 at night,
whenever I call you,
your only response should be, "Yes, Sardar Ji."
And whenever I return from outside or the fields,
you should be waiting at the gate with a glass of water,
without me asking.
"Here you go, Sardar ji, some water." Understood?
And this scarf should stay on your head like this.
Not a single second should it slip down.
Hakam Singh's grandson, do I look like I was born in a fridge?
I'm also Jeon Singh's granddaughter.
I don't owe your father a thing.
You can't expect me to starve until midnight.
Say another word, and I won't even invite you to Canada.
And if I do invite you,
then, you'll cook, you'll eat, and you'll wash the dishes.
Understood?
Those days are gone when food was handed to you on a plate.
Now, forget about women, you can't even scold children.
So, just...
Be careful, Hakam Singh's grandson.
Your behaviour isn't sitting right with me.
Wait here for a few days.
If you don't behave properly, we'll part ways.
I meant... - What?
Take this and sleep over there.
I'll sleep here.
I told you to go over there and sleep.
Listen.
Yes. - I don't drink milk, you can have this instead.
Sleep with the door open.
If I get divorced tomorrow,
I want to preserve my impeccable reputation.
I don't want to be dragged into court and all that.
Besides, I know karate.
If you so much as lay a hand on me, I'll break your arm.
Am I clear enough?
"There's no one else like you, my dear"
"Jatt is giving you the green signal"
"Will cherish you like a delicate flower"
Here you go!
"Jatt will cherish you like a flower"
"Just as a Jatt protects his land with care"
What happened?
You should have taught something to this fool.
He has left the door open.
Oh, my goodness, what a fool!
Now, listen to him.
Yes, Pinta Singh?
What happened last night?
Did you manage to control her?
Of course.
I told you before, I don't let anyone overpower me.
I made her understand.
I warned her, if she answers back me
or argues with me, she'll regret it!
What happened?
I'll eat first, you'll eat after me.
Whether I come at 7, or 12 at night,
your only response should be, "Yes, Yes."
Whenever I return from the fields,
you should be waiting at the gate with a glass of water.
Understood?
I don't owe your father a thing.
Understood?
You expect me to go hungry till midnight
just because you come at 12?
You'll call me disrespectful,
and I'm still meant to respect you?
Respect, my foot!
I know Karate.
If you dare to raise a hand on me, I'll break your hands.
Brother, don't get into this!
Or you'll get the same treatment.
Have you installed CCTV cameras in my room?
Not CCTV cameras...
It runs all day on our TV too. - Same here.
Everyone thinks I'm fearless while the rest are scared,
but the reality is, these girls have a spell
that keeps us dancing to their tune for life.
Look at us standing here like slaves!
Dad.
Yes? - Dad.
Uncle Nachhatar has given me this letter.
You go.
He will act differently from the rest of the world.
It's in English.
How should I read it?
Pass it here.
I'll have my lawyer wife read it.
Give it to me.
Will you listen to me?
Pull over the car for a moment.
Pull over here.
Yes.
Thank you. - What's wrong?
I want you to read this letter read to me.
I am the king, you are all infants.
You haven't done a good job.
Let me take charge.
I'll give you freedom.
Trust me, these women are buffaloes.
They don't have minds.
Their minds are in their feet.
We can easily fool them.
They are total fools.
They're very easy to control.
It's not a big deal.
They're just goats.
Goats?
Goat. - We just need one to jump into the well,
and the rest will follow.
One after another.
I tell my wife to sit, and she sits.
I tell her to stand, and she stands.
So talk to me, I am the lion king.
Who wrote this letter?
I wrote it for the villagers.
Now you see, I am good at English.
I won't speak to someone with such a mindset.
I'm the goat, and you're the lion king.
I hate you. Don't talk to me.
Sorry! Sorry, baby, please.
I was joking. I didn't write this.
Some villager must have played a prank.
I swear, I didn't write this letter.
You don't trust me at all.
Don't talk to me! King, my foot!
Kiran!
You could at least tell me what it says.
Jasse!
Did you find out what's in the letter?
I don't think she understood this.
How would she know?
She's not a High Court lawyer!
Hand it over. I'll have my wife read it.
She's done IELTS.
Yes, she's done IELTS, her English should be good.
Have her read it.
Go and get her to read it now. - I am going there.
Run! Don't forget. - I will come back.
I will come back.
All done.
Look, he left the door open again today.
Listen. - Yes.
Our son is so innocent.
Go and close his door.
Who wrote this letter?
I did.
I know enough English.
It's not a big deal.
Wait, I'll make you speak English. - What happened?
Hey! Who locked the door?
Hey! - Am I a goat?
What happened? - Am I a goat?
Look.
I've locked the door just on time.
Now get me some baklava from Dubai. - Everyone says we're the GOAT.
Why are you upset? - You're the goat, your mom's a goat.
From day one, your antics deserved a slap.
Mom!
Mom! Mom!
No, sorry! Just shut up!
What happened to the letter?
Actually...
My wife didn't understand it.
Your wife didn't understand either?
No, she didn't either.
That letter is in English, right?
If it were in Hindi, my wife would have read it in a minute.
Her Hindi is really good.
We should have had it written in Hindi.
Yes. - Let's have it written in Hindi.
Kabutar, come here. Hurry up.
Come quickly.
We'll send it to uncle.
Listen, go to uncle and tell him to write the letter in Hindi.
Properly. Okay?
Tell uncle that Pinte said to write the letter
carefully and properly in Hindi.
Go.
Hurry up. - Go on, run.
Even my wife can read Hindi.
Kabutar, have two letters written.
Yes.
Come inside, I'll explain. - What's the matter?
You come inside. - Totti!
At least tell me what it is. Father! - That's what you think.
What's going on? - Wait a minute.
Totti!
Now tell me what you wrote in the letter. - Totti!
We've got hardly any brains. - Dad!
Dad! Dad! - Really?
Our brains are in our knees! - No! No!
It's so easy to call us fools?
Alright!
If I tell her to sit, she sits.
When I say stand, she stands. - Don't strike me with the walker.
What did you write? "Goats?" - No!
I'll tell you what we are.
Let me know if anyone wants the letter written in Punjabi as well.
Uncle, Nachhataar did all of this.
Nachhatar, come here.
You will hit me. - I won't. I promise.
I won't say anything. Come.
I've cleared the space. - Come.
Make some room. - Come.
Seat Uncle here. - Sit down.
There's so much space.
Come, sit down. - Come, Uncle.
Wait, I'll take my revenge!
I was beaten because of you.
I was hit by Totti. - Hit him.
Uncle, now tell me, what were you saying?
Dad, divide and rule,
we employ it against our enemies.
Against the enemy.
But here, we've ended up dividing ourselves.
This fool didn't listen to a word I said.
I see.
Now it all makes sense! - Please, just stay quiet.
I beg you, don't say a word.
Let him speak.
Our wives have already driven us crazy.
This one is harmless, let's hear him out.
Go on, Uncle. Say something. - Speak up!
Silence! Whoever utters a word will be cursed!
Childish!
Come on, Uncle, tell us.
We should make them fight.
Just as the British
once set our kings against one another to seize the land.
We'll make the women fight to gain control.
This Big guy
Kicked Alexander on the waist and knocked him down.
You tell us, what should we do next?
Make them fight.
The rest, Nachattar will instruct.
Okay.
Harman. - Hmm.
I've brought you some very exciting news.
What?
kiran said that since we're a newlywed couple,
we should take the rooftop.
Rooftop? - Yes.
Forever?
Obviously, forever.
Does she love us that much?
She loves you a lot more.
You're very lucky
to have such a loving sister-in-law.
You're right.
You're telling the truth, right? - I'm telling the truth, you fool.
Listen, pack your clothes
and we'll get ready to move upstairs.
Yes!
I think what we feared has come true.
She's taken over your rooftop.
Hold this. - Pass it here.
My rooftop!
I'll thank Kiran.
What are you doing on our rooftop?
Ask your wife.
Has this poor girl ever spoken up before?
She has her feelings and memories with this rooftop.
She ought to be ashamed.
Yes, only her feelings matter.
She just cries all day.
Aren't there other women in the house?
She spends the whole day doing her makeup and scrolling her phone.
She's completely useless.
And she wants the rooftop.
She wants the rooftop. - Yes, we want the rooftop too.
She's so devoted,
she spends the entire day addressing her as 'sister'.
And just look at her!
As if this rooftop were the Taj Mahal!
Taj Mahal or Qutub Minar, it's all hers!
She came first, she came later! - The rooftop belongs to us.
So what if I came late? - Speak to me.
She only arrived yesterday! - The rooftop belongs to us.
Who did you ask before coming upstairs? - This is ours.
Go downstairs. - This is my home, I have a say too.
I am also a daughter-in-law of this house. - Go downstairs.
The rooftop is mine. - You're lying.
Go downstairs! I won't leave the rooftop.
You go and sleep.
Okay.
Do you need an email?
Come on, go there and sleep.
Hey, this is our bed, we're the ones sleeping here.
Then why did you say otherwise before?
I sent you a letter. - Ask him.
Go on, Pinte.
Poor thing has fallen asleep, Look at him, already asleep.
you can ask him in the morning.
You won't even let him get any sleep.
You became a lawyer just to avoid working.
You don't have a single case.
And your excuse is that you want to go abroad.
Even abroad, you'll just end up washing dishes.
You may look innocent, but you're a total rogue.
Stop it.
We know you had your man dancing on your fingers on your wedding night.
Be quiet.
You're taking this fool abroad and making him drive?
As if you don't pamper your husband enough.
Even you've made him the driver.
Take me! Drop me off!
She's here. - She's here.
Oh, my goodness!
Who on earth has done this?
We're ruined. - What's happened? Are you alright?
Look, someone's done black magic.
Go, fetch a stick. - Who left this here?
Bring it here.
Jagir! - Yes.
Don't touch it. Use my walker instead.
Break it with this.
Oh, my goodness!
Totti, look at this black magic.
The heads of the nails have been removed.
That's why no sons are ever born in our family.
Which witch did this?
Who on earth would do this to us?
We are doomed!
That's why we aren't having a son.
You said I have no spark, but the connection is cut right here.
Yes!
Don't cry. We'll find out who's behind this.
We'll do something about it.
They think we're already handicapped,
now they want to make us even more helpless.
Someone's out to render us completely disabled.
I think some woman from the village envies you.
Totti!
If you lose your speech...
then what will we do?
The clipped nails were cursed with black magic
and thrown outside our home
to cripple our entire family.
Totti, you used to say that Jeet's wife is your best friend.
So this is your friendship!
I told you,
I'm the only one who truly belongs to you. Just me!
This is all the doing of Jagir's wife.
She broke the nails on purpose.
She performed black magic on the broken nails,
and probably threw the rest away at her home.
Jeet, if they find out about our mischief,
they'll thrash us so badly
we'll be screaming in pain.
We'll see what happens.
Oh my!
Don't eat too much, I still have to cook the vegetables.
Mom. - Yes?
You're wilting, while aunt is absolutely glowing.
She serves you sushi and momos after putting black magic on the food.
She has no problem with me.
She's my real sister.
Mom, she can't stand your two sons.
She has two daughters of her own. - Don't say that, just be quiet.
One more, one more. - Yes, yes.
Sushi. - I'll feed her right now.
Sister.
Eat your sushi.
Eat it. - Mom, which sushi are you giving aunt?
Ah.
Tuna fish.
Take a look.
This carrot is my father.
This cucumber is Jassa.
Look, look.
And this is me, okay?
See, the cabbage has turned black from black magic.
Go on, dance with her.
Look at Dad.
He's suffering from bloody diarrhoea.
Oh, my!
- I'm coughing up blood.
Oh, my goodness!
Now look.
Is the sushi finished?
Oh, my!
Sister, you were meant to eat it all. You opened it.
Eat all the sushi, then you'll appreciate the flavour.
Open your mouth. Open!
Don't eat it. - Kiran, Harman!
Listen to me.
Harman, Kiran! - She's practicing black magic and claiming it's just flavour.
What are you two doing? - She intends to...
...kill your son. - Listen to me.
Son, I am pretty sure she must have an affair with the sage as well. - Yes.
Go over there.
You fight all day long.
Look at us.
See how we feed each other. - Mom, look!
Here, sister, open your mouth.
See our love. - You!
Mother-in-law!
You sweet-talker, I'll feed you some sushi.
Well done, mother-in-law!
Get revenge for me as well.
How dare you mock my mother-in-law?
You're jealous of my children. - Just like that.
Mother-in-law, you have no idea. - Wait, I'll show you!
What will you show? Go on!
Say it! What will you show? - She's taking out her grudge on me.
She's my sister!
You're not my sister, you're a witch.
Did I ever devour anyone's heart?!
Devour it! Devour it! - Oh my goodness!
Ouch, that hurt! - Bagge.
You'll loose father in this dirty game of ours.
The number of times he has been to loo will make him sick.
What have I ever done to you?
What have you done Mr. over smart fellow?
You both have grown-up children.
What are you two doing?
Trust me, Dad you'll love it.
This rooftop is mine, you go downstairs.
This rooftop belongs to me!
Very good mother in law.
Although this drama seems to be working.
I'll throw you down.
Then you won't even find a lawyer to take your case. Step back.
Come on, move.
What a mess you've made!
Now, catch them one by one.
And give them your support.
Show them some love.
And keep making them fight with each other.
"You look like a garden in bloom, even lightning pales beside yo"
"The moon rises for you, and the sun must burn with jealousy"
"You're as sweet as a bundle of sugarcane, the fairest in all of India"
"Your cheeks are rosy, you're so beautiful without any make-up"
"Your nose has such an adorable little sass, my Sweetheart"
"My Sweetheart"
"You already have fourteen pairs of high heels, but I'll get you a fifteenth"
"Just say the word, and I'll bring you a lehenga from Pakistan"
"I'll show you London Bridge and treat you to a candlelit dinner"
"If you like, I can adorn you with bangles right away"
"Come out of the house, my Sweetheart"
"My Sweetheart"
Mom! - Oh, my!
Mom, what happened? - Mother-in-law, what's happened to you?
"You sparkle like the Burj Khalifa"
"With kohl adorning your eyes, you resemble Kajal herself"
"How can I ever resist you? You're as exquisite as a Kashmiri apple"
"From every angle I behold, you shine like an angel"
"Say the word, and I shall dedicate the Taj Mahal in Agra to your name"
"I'll get you a Mini Cooper for city drives and a private jet to travel abroad"
"My sweetheart doesn't do any work, she just relaxes all day"
"She lies about clutching a pillow, my sweetheart"
"My Sweetheart"
"You are my Sweetheart"
"Tell me what you'd like"
"If you wish, I'll even add 'Ji' to your name"
"Ask for whatever your heart desires"
"If you want, I'll even bring God down for you"
"I'll have 150 suits stitched for you and bedeck you in diamonds"
"Say the word and I'll have shoes shipped from Japan"
"I'll get you a kilo of gold, my sweetheart"
"My Sweetheart"
You dumb.
you've sown discord in every household.
Trust me, Dad, it's a division.
The British did the same thing.
That's how we fell under their control.
Now all women will come under control.
Those who used to roam the entire village
are now confined to their homes.
So, what's the next move, uncle?
Our wives don't even come down from the rooftop.
Now, finalise Bagga's alliance.
Arrange his marriage.
And for the chaos in the village,
pin all the blame on his mother.
Claim she's practicing black magic in the village.
No, man!
Why are you insisting on calling our mom a witch?
No, no.
No! - What did you just say!
Cool, cool.
We'll have to turn the whole village against you.
Only then will the women refuse to attend your wedding.
If that's the case, just pin it all on Kiran.
Exactly.
That's right.
Besides, she works outside the village,
which makes things a bit easier.
A sister-in-law is just like a mother, after all.
A sister-in-law is just like a mother!
Why did you ask me to join the wedding procession?
All of you together targeted
my handsome son's waist.
What's gotten into you now?
If it's already decided, then what's there to fear?
It's just a matter of time, nothing serious.
We'll explain everything to everyone later.
My uncle-in-law's daughter is unmarried.
I'll be the matchmaker.
Come on, Jasse, show some courage.
We, the J-named ones, will change this village's fate.
Right, Pinte?
Alright, done.
Huh?
Hmm.
He is done for.
Here you go.
Bless you.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to all of you. - Thank you.
Congratulations. - And to you as well.
You remember your promise, right?
Now don't stop me from buying this suit.
Hmm.
I've read through your case file.
This is my assistant, Kiran.
From today onwards, she will handle your case. - Hello, ma'am.
Kiran.
Thank you.
Ma'am, a few years ago, my husband passed away.
Okay.
After that, my son, under his wife's influence,
forcibly evicted me from my own home.
Now, the two of them have seized control of the entire property.
Hmm.
Where do you live?
With my brother.
Now even his wife is annoyed with me.
It's alright, we'll handle it.
Don't worry.
Oh!
Okay, Sage. You may go.
Hail the Goddess!
Bless you! - Sat Sri Akal! Hail the Goddess!
Who was he? - He was...
He is Divine Sage.
He has resolved countless cases.
Really? - Yes, indeed.
Has he really solved cases? - Yes.
What about the 500 lawyers sitting inside?
No, it's all about trust.
Listen,
how would he possibly know anything about me?
But when he came to me, do you know what he said?
What did he say? - He said,
"The eldest daughter-in-law of your house
is truly virtuous.”
She treats everyone with respect.
She doesn't even make eye contact with anyone in anger.
The elder daughter-in-law radiates pure positive energy.
He also told me something else.
What? - That the younger daughter-in-law in our house
has come home and stirred up all the trouble.
Did he lie? He told the whole truth, didn't he?
Right?
Yes.
Everything he said is true.
Yes, that's the point.
So I thought too,
let's resolve all the conflict before Bagge's wedding.
I asked him what I could do for this.
He said there was nothing I could do.
He said that only one person in our house can handle it.
And that is the elder daughter-in-law.
He mentioned your name.
He said you are the only positive one.
He said you should
put on your work uniform
and feed the stray dogs in the village.
And water tree you come across.
Clip the nails and scatter them along the path.
Carry the incense,
and walk through the entire village.
It's all about spreading positivity.
If you do this, the whole village will prosper.
And we will be saved.
Look at me.
I beg you, this is truly what Sage said.
I will do it. - Thank you.
Stop! Stop! - What happened?
Look at her. - Oh my!
What is she doing? - I told you, she's a sorceress.
You didn't listen to me.
Is that it?
It worked!
That was all we needed.
Let's go.
If you keep jumping like that,
this smoke will make the whole village's energy positive.
Jump as hard as you can. Come on!
Keep bouncing like this.
Don't look back, just keep jumping.
Very good.
Go ahead, I'm with you.
Why are you scared? I'm right here with you.
You can go here too.
Go on, go on.
What's wrong?
Why did you stop the car?
What happened?
Is that the sister-in-law? - Where?
She's performing black magic.
Mother-in-law! - Black magic!
Yes, Harman.
Kiran, I think something's stuck on your tongue.
I'll turn on the light, you stick your tongue out.
Stick your tongue out like this.
Yes! A little more! - She's sticking her tongue out.
She'll ruin the entire family.
Did you eat the greens? - Yes.
You shouldn't have eaten them.
Silly girl!
Oh, my!
Mother-in-law.
Your daughter-in-law has stirred up the entire village.
Yes, she made both of us sisters fight.
Look, just let the boy get married first.
I'll personally get a sacred thread from a Bengali sage,
so she will be completely well.
Greetings, is everyone doing well?
Hmm.
She's a serpent!
They say the rooftop belongs to the new bride.
Our new bride is also arriving soon.
But still, the rooftop will remain ours.
Don't get too excited. No one will attend your wedding.
The whole village found out yesterday.
Found out about what?
Nothing. - Tell me, what did they find out?
Kiran, please don't harm me.
Everyone has found out that you practise black magic.
Everyone saw you last night.
Do you know what he said?
He said that only one person in our house can handle it.
And that is the elder daughter-in-law.
He mentioned your name.
Go on, I'm with you.
Why are you panicking?
I'm here. Stick out your tongue.
Like this.
Damn it!
We didn't sleep all night. - The entire night.
She's here.
She's capable of anything.
What is she doing?
Should I make goats out of all of you?
None of you even realized what trick they played on us.
Listen, no one needs to panic.
Set the date for Bagge's wedding.
And none of your wives will dare to attend it.
Now you know exactly what we are capable of.
We are simply going to win.
Oh, goodness!
How wicked they are.
As if this rooftop were the Taj Mahal!
Taj Mahal or Qutub Minar, it's all hers!
She came first, she came later!
Oh, my goodness!
Don't cry. We'll find out who's behind this.
Mom. - Yes.
You're withering away
while Aunt is glowing. - Quiet.
She serves you sushi and momos after putting black magic on the food.
This blind superstition we're ensnared in
is what holds women back from progress.
Black magic! - Exactly!
They've played such a game with us.
Let these brats in today!
Not yet, Grandma.
Let's play a little first.
They made us fight. - How?
Grandma, they're putting on a show.
So should we put on one too?
Yes, go ahead.
See, they were just actors.
And we've been masters of drama since birth.
Yes. - Exactly.
Listen.
You and Mom go around the village and distribute the wedding cards.
It'll make everyone feel delighted.
Really?
Yes.
Okay.
Grandma, it's your grandson's wedding.
Please bless this.
This card belongs to you first. - Yes.
Mute.
The wedding card is truly beautiful.
Grandma.
It's been cursed with black magic. Here.
These two, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, are witches,
we won't attend the wedding.
Why did you touch it? - Hold it.
She's an extremely powerful witch.
She could turn you all into monkeys. - Throw it away.
Be quiet.
Dear, give her the card.
This is your invitation card.
You must come to the wedding. - Yes, we'll definitely come.
Okay, bye.
You all must come.
Congratulations. - Thank you. - You too.
Sister, come with the whole family.
I won't repeat myself.
Bring brother along too.
We will definitely bring them along.
Greetings! - Greetings!
This little one is so clever.
Here, son, throw it into a well.
I don't know what kind of black magic she might have used.
We won't go to the wedding.
Alright, Mother-in-law.
Keep away from a girl like that.
A girl like that can drive you crazy and
keep you scrubbing floors your entire life.
We'll head to Pushkar for the livestock fair.
On the way, we'll bring a bull.
And on the wedding day, we'll pretend that
we couldn't attend.
You've spoken very wisely.
Right, Mother-in-law? - Yes.
Isn't it?
Let's go, and arrange the bull. - Alright.
Everyone must come.
Otherwise I'll drag you all along, sister-in-law.
I won't accept any excuses.
Yes, everyone must come.
Here you go. - Just keep it here.
Just keep it here.
Make sure you eat this. - Okay.
Come on, dear. - Bye.
We still have to distribute the cards to the others.
Keep it away.
Father and I will set off on a journey.
We won't be attending the wedding, Totti.
What if we go and they do something?
Oh, my! My husband is so clever.
You care for me so deeply.
I'd be trapped.
We'll sleep here. Come!
How can you just come like that!
We'll sleep here. - Why would you sleep here?
No, no, we'll sleep. Wait here.
You stay here. Let her sleep and then I'll put her down.
How could you put me down like that! You'll sleep too.
Wait.
We'll sleep right here, okay?
You stay here, too. - Don't go anywhere.
Why are you sitting on the floor?
We'll sleep on the bed.
You stay here too.
Just let her sleep for now, I'll kick her off the bed afterwards.
Wait, we'll be the ones sleeping here, alright?
Wait here. - Don't leave from here.
Okay?
Wait here.
Listen.
No one will attend your wedding ceremonies.
There's rice on the stove.
Help yourself.
"Brother, the wedding preparations are done"
"Come, let me apply it on you."
Why are they here?
"Brother, the wedding preparations are done"
"Come, let me apply it on you."
Aunt, greetings. - Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Wait, I'll go talk to them. - Go on, speak.
Grandma. - Yes?
This is a sorcerer. She's a witch.
Fool! He's a monstrous creature!
He will sink on its own, and drag you down with him.
You're following him!
Go away. - What are you doing here?
Go, bring the bull.
What are you staring at now?
We know all of your deeds.
Do you think you'll win over us with drama?
Manak has sung a beautiful song.
"A woman is ever vigilant."
"She is like a sharp sword,"
"striking fear into the wrongdoer."
You wanted to turn this into your little spectacle,
and now you have.
We just got new suits stitched for the wedding procession.
Now, you think about yourselves.
Yes.
Did you have fun?
Now, watch carefully.
And don't even think about speaking to me.
Mind you, if you wear a turban matching my suit.
Pinte's wife ruined everything by telling her.
Kiran is incredibly clever.
All the brains are hers. What can we do about that?
Why are you two fighting?
First, the two of you joined forces to feed Uncle Hakam dreams.
We had gone to talk to them calmly with Uncle Hakam.
We weren't asking for anything extravagant.
Forget it.
No, father. We won't forget.
If we can't even fulfill your smallest wish,
then it's a disgrace to be your sons!
There are still five days left until the wedding.
Brother, is there no other plan we can try?
Bhinder is right.
We will attend the wedding, no matter what.
Where's the problem in that?
Nachhatar, come up with a solution.
These old hags will kill us otherwise.
Just wait, they'll make us pay dearly.
If this British-style plan fails,
should we try the lovers' route?
What if Bagga arranges a love marriage...
Love marriages don't have a wedding procession.
And what about the girl he's already engaged to?
Find a girl, and everything else will fall into place.
But where would we even find a girl?
You're clean-shaven! We can dress you up as a girl.
No, no, I'm not turning into a girl.
It's nothing. - Forget it.
Once a decision is made, there's no reason to be afraid.
Yes, that's right.
He agreed. - Exactly.
Alright, then. - Alright!
Congratulations! - Now that's more like it.
He agreed. He has no problem.
Listen to me carefully. Show some charm.
This is fine.
Fiza, please listen to me.
They're not here now. More louder.
Fiza, please listen to me.
Can't you see that I'm upset?
They're here now. Speak louder.
Can't you see I am not happy.
They didn't listen to me. - Kiran, come here.
They decided everything without asking me. - Look at that.
Please meet me tomorrow.
They're worried about the wedding.
There's a fight going on at my home over this.
They've just forced me into this, Fiza Begum.
We both will run away.
Begum?
Sure?
Let's go.
Come here.
Why are you crying, Begum?
I'm still alive, I haven't died yet.
Dead?
Does love ever see caste?
If Bagga can't be Fiza's,
he'll jump into a well and die.
We will become the epitome of love.
You'll see, in the end, love will triumph.
I've made up my mind.
I'm going to run away from home.
Then let's see who will force me into marriage.
Let's go.
Hurry up, let's move.
I'll give him a call.
Send some food to school, I'm starving.
His phone is switched off.
It's alright. - Why weren't we informed earlier?
I would've told him last night! Mirza, my foot!
Inspector, file a report.
Arrest Salma and her family.
Give her a third-degree, she'll spill everything herself.
Huh?
No, no, we won't file a report.
If this gets out, it'll bring shame upon the whole village.
I never imagined he could do all this.
Jasse, hurry! Father isn't well!
Oh, my goodness! - What happened?
Grandpa mustn't find out about this. - Run!
We weren't supposed to tell Grandpa. - Dad!
Look at what's happened!
Pinte.
What were you all doing outside? - Come on, hurry up.
Are you at the wedding? Lift him! - Quickly, pick him up.
Grandpa! - Oh, Lord!
Uncle, I told you not to tell Grandpa.
Grandpa, stay strong. Open your eyes.
Grandpa! - Get him inside.
Hurry up.
Quick, make him sit. - Sit inside.
Come on, come on.
Put the gear on.
Keep calm.
What are we going to tell the bride's family now?
No, mother-in-law.
That good-for-nothing has ruined our happiness!
That useless son has brought shame upon my household!
Mother-in-law, please don't. - That's enough.
Don't create a scene.
Is this some kind of prank you're all pulling?
I'm begging you.
We'll take you along with the procession.
There's still time, just speak the truth.
Grandpa's quite shaken by this.
No. - What are you talking about?
Mother-in-law, please calm down.
You keep blaming them
as if they're behind all of this.
You are employee of the month!
Stop this drama.
Mother-in-law, he's calling it all drama.
Dad is in the hospital.
We already feel deeply ashamed about this.
We had absolutely no idea about it.
Sitting like this won't solve anything, brother.
We've already sent invitations to everyone.
What will we tell the relatives?
Give us one chance.
We'll find him ourselves by tomorrow.
Seeing Dad's condition,
Bagga will agree to the marriage himself.
That girl came from a poor family.
Actually, she trapped Bagga out of greed.
No, she comes from a very respectable family.
We're holding back because of brother Jangir.
Grab my collar.
We're holding back because of brother Jangir.
Otherwise, by now, one of you would have been dead.
And listen carefully,
if you find him, track him down.
Otherwise, all of you are finished.
Here, take your bhujiya. Come on, Dad.
No, listen to me. - Throw that lota.
He hurled it! - Oh, goodness!
I said, throw it on the floor. - Step back.
Police, go to father's in-laws' house.
Uncle, go to your in-laws' place.
Uncle Bhinder, go to your in-laws' place.
You go to Aunt's.
I'll go to father's aunt's village.
Let's go. - Let's go, Jeete.
Hey! - Come on, hurry.
Take the measure, brother.
Get it stitched today. The wedding's tomorrow.
Grandpa, this time we'll do everything outside.
We won't bring anything from the house.
What is this?
Their grandfather isn't even gone,
and they're already getting clothes stitched.
It's the dark age.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Grandad, Grandma is calling.
Yes, Grandma. - Pinte.
The doctor hasn't said anything yet.
Grandpa is really serious.
Pinte, I just can't eat right now.
At least show me my husband's face.
My wife has never done anything properly till now.
She always thinks the opposite.
When I'm at home, she won't even ask me.
And now she's stressing a lot.
She's just being dramatic.
Nothing will happen to her, mother-in-law.
She'll be fine. He will be okay.
He will be okay.
Answer the call.
Grandma.
Look, grandpa is in a very serious condition.
The doctor says he needs to stay admitted for another week.
Grandpa's health is really poor.
Grandma, don't worry.
I'm here, I'll take care of him, okay?
Don't worry, grandma. - Oh, Lord.
I'll give him his medicine, his condition is quite serious.
Grandpa, come on, let's go to Jaago.
Everything will be fine, grandma. - Nothing will happen.
What's wrong with them?
Grandpa! Come on! Dance!
Put the headphones on grandpa too.
"We don't know a single dance move, girl"
"Seriously, not a single one"
"Whatever steps we make up, we'll just dance to those"
"Today, we're just going all out with some wild Bhangra"
"Yeah, just some crazy Bhangra!"
Brother, look at Bikar Singh's house.
Is he not there? - No, mate.
I have no idea where he's hiding.
If I ever catch him, I'll break his legs.
So what will we do now, dear?
We've phoned them and cancelled the wedding.
And they've called a panchayat for tomorrow.
Dear, can I come with you too?
I'll place my scarf at their feet.
If we can be freed by laying our honour at their feet,
then we shall lay our shawls before them.
Huh.
What did he just say?
No, brother. Only the family will go there.
Since none of you are at fault, why should you bear all this?
Go on, get some rest.
If my brother is to blame, why should you all pay for it?
True.
What kind of wedding is this?
Couples usually stay up on their wedding night,
and here I am, wide awake already.
What if they start attacking them?
Any doubt about that?
They'll definitely hit them.
This concerns their daughter.
Otherwise, why would they summon them there?
Then the matter will get out of hand.
Listen, I was thinking you all shouldn't go.
No, Mom, we must go.
If we don't go and they file a police complaint,
the police will arrest and take us into custody.
We'll have to go.
We'll go there and plead with them
perhaps nothing of that sort will happen.
Yes.
Boys, all of you go there together.
Yes. - Right.
Aunt is absolutely right.
The whole village goes there together.
If the matter gets resolved, that's good,
but if things get out of hand, we'll handle it together.
Otherwise, if someone gets hurt.
Yes, Jangir is right.
Jeete, start the car.
Start the car. - Uncle, did you take the camera?
Make sure to record everything there.
It'll come in handy if they press charges against us.
Oh, dear! I completely forgot to inform her.
Who is she?
Uncle, I invited her to the wedding to introduce her to you.
She doesn't have a husband.
I thought it might be a good idea for you both to have a chat.
You think about me so much, dear.
Uncle, we are your children.
If we don't care for you, who will?
Uncle, listen to me, come here.
Leave me, I've done something wrong.
Nothing wrong happened, just come here.
Uncle, let's go. - Uncle, come here.
Wait, just listen to me.
I've messed up.
Hey!
This isn't right. Please hear me out.
Hold on a minute.
Hey, listen to me. - Come over here.
Uncle, after all that hard work, our plan worked. - Uncle...
You're mad. Stay inside now.
Go inside.
Don't come out!
Why aren't you listening to me? Please, just hear me out.
Don't go.
Listen to me, or everything there will go wrong.
You can't handle this without me.
Hello.
Jeete, Jasse!
Hello!
"Father's son has taken a bath"
"He spilled the water"
"Hakam's little grandson"
"He spilled the water"
"Today, the kurta will match perfectly with the turban"
"Today, the music will play"
"Today, it will play"
"Today on my wedding, the drum will sound"
"Today, it will play"
"Today on my wedding, the drum will sound"
"Today, it will play"
"Today on my wedding, the drum will sound"
Greetings. - Greetings.
Uncle, as you suggested, we've arranged everything just like in the old days.
Everything is exactly as it used to be.
I haven't invited any women to the wedding either.
Good, son! - Serve Uncle a drink.
Give him the orange one.
Here, Uncle. Have this. - Go on, have it.
Come along.
Cheers!
Dance! Dance with full energy!
Look up! Over there!
See how the girls on the terrace are watching us!
This is how the groom's procession used to be.
We are lions! - Lions!
Hey!
Uncle, how did they get here?
"The groom's grandfather is extremely happy"
What is that? - Look up there.
Look up! - Oh, no!
Turn that music off.
Who brought them here? Tell me!
It's me, Mom.
Mom, this is Uncle's drone.
Uncle's drone? - Uncle's?
Uncle's drone? - How did Nachhatar's drone end up here?
Yes, yes!
Let's see.
Where is it going?
It's me!
Mom, it's me!
Open the door!
The sound is coming from here. - I'm here.
I'm right here. - That's uncle's voice.
Mom, it's me, Nakshatra.
Open the door.
Where is that beautiful lady?
Uncle, what are you doing here?
They've gone to the wedding, dear.
Huh? The wedding?
Yes.
Smile, please.
You! I'll teach you a lesson.
I'll make you smile. - Wait!
Whether it's the British plan or the love plan,
our own people always end up ruining everything.
And this one spoiled our plan.
Brother, you did the wrong thing.
Even in the past, people like them have spoiled women terribly.
Give them more rights? - Quiet!
I'll hit you with your shoe.
You've also been taken in by them.
These educated women think themselves clever.
Cunning women!
You sly fox!
You wanted us
to stay illiterate and silent at home.
We will study! All of us will.
Do what you have to.
We've endured your beatings our entire lives.
Not any more.
Aunt, who in our village beats women now?
Tell me.
Huh!
Grandpa had a small wish. Just let him fulfill it.
We were the ones who started taking you all to the wedding.
This is exactly your problem.
You think in your mind
that you've given us everything.
But you haven't given us anything at all.
This was our right, and we claimed it.
And more than the father,
it's the mother who truly rejoices at her son's wedding.
We aren't stopping you,
so why are you trying to stop us?
What's wrong with you?
Wrong?
You're wrong, she's wrong, and all of you are wrong.
Speak in Punjabi. - Okay.
Take your right,
we've never stopped you from claiming it.
Come, stand proud, side by side with us.
But don't trap us. You've trampled over us enough already.
At weddings, you get ten stalls for golgappas and tikkis.
But we drink outside, in the tents or in the car.
What kind of equality is this?
Alcohol is poison, lad.
That's why we stop you.
Yes! Poison! And now even these girls are drinking.
At weddings where the girls drink too,
the alcohol stall surpasses the village bar in size.
Is this fairness?
What do we even have left?
The rest of us have been crushed by them.
These people have ruined our lives.
You've changed everything in your own way.
At one wedding, you wear ten different suits.
Ask your husband
who spend the entire year in just two kurta-pajamas.
Ask him if his pocket can even cover your expenses.
Jangir's father was saying
that nowadays, singers perform according to their tastes.
Come on, my mothers, my sisters, those who want to dance.
They can't sing folk songs.
They want the Kaali Activa song, but we prefer the Mirza track.
Is this equality? - Don't talk, you're the groom.
Never mind, with the way things are, I doubt you'll even let me get married.
A wedding happens when we're all together.
We have our own wishes as well.
We can't openly enjoy everything in front of family.
Before, women enjoyed their way, and men enjoyed theirs.
These days, it feels like you're the only one having fun.
For the rest of us, it's either an expense or a debt.
Why?
Already tired in just ten years?
You've been doing this to us for centuries.
But look at the limits of our patience.
Still, we give birth to you and raise you, only to be beaten.
Now, is it fun?
Got the point?
We've endured centuries, all in silence.
Phulkari will soar just like this.
Now, you have learned your lesson.
Aunt, I admit that men have treated you unjustly for years,
but just because we show respect, don't mistake us for fools.
Just keep piling it on.
My father-in-law and I endured the same treatment
that daughters-in-law received in the old days.
So, what difference exists between you and me?
It's simply a matter of who holds the power.
Whoever held the upper hand oppressed the other.
Totti, tell me, what is lacking in me?
Before marriage, you knew everything.
We hid nothing from you, so how is this deceit?
God has taken one of my hands, yet
you torment me daily with your taunts.
I spend the whole day running after you.
Have you ever felt any pity for me?
There's nothing left for us in this wedding.
You women have taken complete control.
Every ritual and tradition has been altered to suit your whims.
Kiran, get them all divorced.
They seem so troubled.
Let them have their fun, just as I do.
Anyone wanting a divorce, step forward.
Step forward.
Fight all you like,
but life without them isn't possible, guys.
We both understand the value of a life partner.
No one asks how you're doing.
They are incomplete without each other.
Keep arguing the whole day.
This won't solve anything.
If you feel we've overstepped at weddings,
it wasn't intentional.
Perhaps it was the anger of so many years.
Anyway,
Grandma, let's go back.
We meant to ease the tension, not strangle them.
You all enjoy yourselves.
Grandma.
We may quarrel with you endlessly,
yet we'd lay down our lives for you.
Even today, Kiran wore a suit to match the colour of your turban.
Even if she's standing here confronting you.
We don't want to snatch anything from you.
We just need our own space.
Come on, Grandma. - You're not going anywhere.
I am the head of this household.
My words carry weight, always.
If you believe...
your words can sway me...
...then you are absolutely right.
Look, Mr. Hakam Singh,
all of this is
because we stopped holding weddings at home.
Earlier, women would occupy the rooftop,
while we took over the courtyard.
And everyone was happy then?
Even now, if we start hosting weddings at home,
the celebrations will return.
This ready-made approach
has ruined the joy of weddings.
Look, co-relative,
we'll take the courtyard, and you can have the rooftop.
Then we'll see
who's truly excited about the wedding.
"Boy, if you want to see me Gidda"
"Buy me a Sabyasachi lehenga"
"I'll twirl and make the whole floor shake"
"Girl, we want to see your Gidda!"
"We'll even name a Boli after you"
"Then we'll have to pay the lehenga installments too"
"The fully dressed-up bride has arrived at her in-laws' home"
"She doesn't know English"
"And little by little, she's becoming foreign"
"Even calling her husband 'baby'"
"She now wants cake instead of sweets"
"She now prefer cake over jalebi"
"She listens to Justin Bieber now, instead of folk songs."
"She's swapped folk songs for Justin Bieber"
"You used to say my eyes were intoxicating."
"Now, why has the intoxication in my eyes faded?"
"Slowly, he's become a barrel of liquor himself"
"I had been nurturing this new love carefully"
"What can I say now?"
"She used to be so slim, but she's gained some weight"
"She used to be so slim, but she's gained some weight."
"Sometimes yes, sometimes no"
"This boy has stolen my heart"
"Ha-di-pa"
"Not sure what grand tales Uncle spun this time"
"He tied the knot in his twilight years"
"And finally shed the bachelor label he carried"
"Right from day one"
"He flaunted his arrogant attitude on the very first day of marriage"
"Our aunt set him straight"
"Our aunt"
"Your complexion is dark, yet the girl is like moonlight"
"One cannot take their eyes off her"
"One cannot take their eyes off her, she is stunning"
"I'm a perfect 10, boy!"
"I was a CK model"
"You act tough, but your trousers don't even stay up"
"You act tough"
"You talk in slang, but nothing you say makes sense"
"She's all about making reels, guys"
"Every reel is just filters and poses"
"On her Snapchat stories"
"On her Snapchat stories, she pouts like a duck"
"She doesn't even know how to hit the high notes"
"High-spirited girl!"
"Sometimes she said yes, sometimes no"
"Sometimes understand my feelings too."