Sir has called. Come on.
Hurry up.
[indistinct chatter]
Whose call is it?
You go. I am coming.
-Come soon. Sir is standing. -Yes.
Hello.
Yes, Arshad.
Okay. Come to the ground tomorrow at 2 o'clock. There is a match.
Reach there by 1:30.
Yes, brother Alok.
-Bye. -Yes.
-Has everybody come? -Yes, sir.
Good.
Tomorrow is going to be a very big day for all of you.
All of you will be sent to India-Australia nets.
But before going, there are some rules.
Hear it. It will come in handy.
All of you will represent ICA there.
So be careful of your behavior.
It won't be your selection trial.
So wherever batsman tells you
you have to simply do knocking with your ball. That's it.
No wides. No full toss. No body line.
Selfies and autographs after the net practice.
That too, if they are willing.
Another thing.
Nobody will try to be a hero by throwing bouncer.
They are experts in short ball.
Especially Australians.
Am I absolutely clear, boys?
Yes, sir.
Fine then. Good luck.
Thank you, sir.
Sir, what time do we have to go?
Tomorrow evening 4 o'clock is the reporting time.
We will all go together to Holkar stadium.
Good luck.
-Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir.
Bro.
You are coming next week, aren't you?
Finally, we will throw the ball for Smith.
Finally, you will throw the ball.
See his game. See how he is batting.
-Very nice shot! -Amazing.
He has got wonderful shot range, mate.
He is truly Chhawni Lions' Toofani player.
He is good only for first inning.
He is useless during chase.
Hold on, bro.
During the last tournament he was playing for Malviya Nagar ward.
-Who? Toofani? -Yes.
He must have made a fake Aadhar Card.
Some people do that.
It's okay. We have to bowl him out.
We will do that. What?
You have said that four times for four different batsmen.
See how he is playing. Watch.
It's okay. We have got batting strength.
We have to do good batting and defeat Chhawli Lions. Right?
Mate, we have got Arshad. Our bowling is also strong.
No.
-What? -What no?
I mean, let's win the toss and do bowling first.
Why?
For second innings the pitch becomes good for batting.
It becomes easy. It will be good.
The tournament is on a cement wicket.
What are you saying, Arshad? It won't make any difference.
As it is, toss is not in our hand.
Whether batting is first or bowling is first
we have to play the match according to that.
Just remember one thing.
Nobody should play his personal game during the match.
Bro.
When everybody is bowled out one after the other
you have to play your personal game.
I am telling the team.
I am telling you.
Mate, calm down. Leave it.
What's going on?
Where were you, Rajesh?
Sorry. There was a delivery at Gulawat Lake.
So the paperwork took time.
Who delivers cars at Gulawat Lake?
At least make good excuses.
Spinny does that.
A man wanted to impress his wife.
At the lakeside.
He asked for the delivery.
-Amazing! -Did she get surprised?
Yes.
Go and see. Go.
I am just asking.
Shall we practice?
We have already practiced.
-What are you saying? You already practiced. -Yes.
Oh man!
Alok, which of our men will sit with the scorer?
-He will sit there. Vikas. -Yes.
You always tell me to sit separately.
Then you complain that I am not boding with the team.
Hold on.
Who scored 96 in math in 12th standard?
So? It's decided.
The one whose math is very good will sit with the scorer.
-Yes. -You will sit.
Hold on. Hold on. The booking has been opened.
Hurry up. It's India-Australia match.
The stadium will be full in 20 minutes.
-Bye. See you. -Yes. I don't want to see at Nagu's place.
Why? What happened?
What are you doing?
-You are again wasting money. -What?
Shouldn't I book the ticket?
Won't you go to watch India and Australia match?
Sanjay has booked my ticket.
Above the pavilion.
VIP style.
And mine?
When India will lose to Australia
how can I miss to see the expression on your face?
Your ticket has also been booked, mate.
-Huh? -What?
Kangaroo!
Come here.
Tell me the truth...
Please, mom. Let me go.
No. You cannot go.
Please, mom. Today is Sunday.
Yes. So? So what if it's a Sunday?
Will you play in the sun?
Did you do your homework?
-Go in the evening. -Let me go.
Rajesh.
Tell him.
Yes, son. Go in the evening.
Study now.
Papa.
Madhu, let him go.
He should play twice on Sunday.
Go, son. Go.
Yes!
Thank you, papa.
-Bye, mom. -Hey...
Rajesh.
-Why did you let him go? -Let him go.
Kids don't need to fear the sun.
What?
Leave him. See what I found.
What?
Look.
Challenger's trophy.
2001.
Holkar cricket cup. 1999.
And see this.
These are participation certificates.
Not winning certificates.
We never reached the finals.
How will we win?
Why did you play then?
How will we win if we don't play?
You are not going to play now.
Rajesh.
You are showing me all certificates.
Are you asking for permission to play?
No.
What are you saying?
Don't even seek permission.
Nikku, go and give tea to papa.
Mom, I have touched egg.
So what happened? Go and wash your hands.
Mom, he won't come to know. Give me.
Papa, tea.
I have left Anant Singh's team.
I am just telling you.
Mom.
What is going on?
Papa is counting money.
He broke his FD of 5 lakhs to save his job.
Who does he have to give?
There is not just one person.
In a government job everybody exploits you a bit.
Why are you cursing others?
Many others in the city must want to make their home.
Like papa.
Peel potato.
I will return late.
I should look dashing.
You will. You will.
Do you want it loose or tight?
I just want it to be airy.
I understood.
One size bigger.
-Turn around. -Okay.
Okay. Shall I ask you something?
Go on, mate.
How did this happen?
What?
This.
Don't talk nonsense. I am trying to lose weight.
I am not talking about that.
I mean, how did you become Aussie from Basant Kumar?
-Okay. That... -Yes.
It's a long story.
But you can hear it. You have a lot of time.
Tell me something.
Which was the first match you saw on TV?
The first match... The first match was...
Natwest trophy. Natwest trophy.
I was 5 years old. I saw it in my granny's house.
When India had scored 146 runs and Sachin was out
everybody went to sleep.
My grandpa and I were watching it.
Will you believe it?
-The first match of my life... -Yes.
And it was magical.
Good.
Do you know which my first match was?
Which one?
Exactly one year later.
2003 world cup.
That's when I saw God for the first time.
-Yes. In 2003 Sachin was magical... -No. No.
Not Tendulkar. Punter God.
He batted so well in the finals.
When I saw him batting, I realized that
Sachin is not the real God. But it's him.
Ponting.
Look. I have got Goosebumps!
What a team, mate! What a team!
Ruthless. Fearless.
And it was spinnerless in 2003 without Warne.
Do you know what Ponting told everybody before the match?
What?
Don't practice.
Nonsense.
Really. I am not joking.
Don't practice.
Take a round of the ground and watch the Indian team
that is practicing on the ground.
The Indian team got scared.
Everybody saw what happened in the match.
The bowlers forgot line and length.
The batsmen forgot boundary.
And the same thing got repeated in 2007.
Thrice. Consequently.
Which team wins the world cup?
Australia.
That's it. I became a fan of this domination.
Were you never beaten for saying all this?
Yes. Once or twice.
But Nikku would always come to save me.
Collect it tomorrow night.
Make it early.
Collect it tomorrow.
Fine. I will come in the morning. Okay?
Not a penny less than Rs.50000.
We had discussed it.
And this is mini Mumbai.
There is a huge demand for flats on rent.
That's why I am saying.
I will give you Rs.25000 by tomorrow night.
Just block the flat.
I will pay remaining Rs.25000 after two days.
Confirmed.
Are you going to borrow money?
Borrow it from me. It's my business.
I lend money up to 1 lakh.
At 8% interest rate.
I am not going to borrow money. The tournament is going to begin.
The man of the match will get Rs.15000.
And Rs.10000 for highest sixes.
I am going to win. I will give you the money.
Who is giving you so much money? That too for tennis ball.
I would bet Rs.11. I would win Rs.22.
I would eat snacks and sweets with that and be happy.
This is not an ordinary tournament.
The prize money is 5 lakhs.
-5 lakhs. -Yes.
Good. Good.
Go.
Go and play. Earn money. Go.
I will try to block it for Rs.25000.
-Go. -Confirmed?
Absolutely. Absolutely. Go.
Listen.
How much do they pay the umpire?
Come on. Everybody come.
Shut the shops. Close your coaching classes.
Jump from the wall. Take a bus or a train.
Because Anant Pratap Singh tournament
organized by Samooh Kalyan Party has begun.
The first match will be played between Vijaynagar Vijetas
and Chhawli Lions.
Vijaynagar Vijetas have won the toss and they have chosen to bat first.
Repeat after me. One, two, three, four.
I don't want it.
Who will Indore people love the most?
The one who hits maximum sixes.
So say it with me.
Nikku! Nikku! Nikku!
Nikku!
He is Indore's cleaning officer.
He doesn't leave any corner of Indore unclean.
He is Nikku the destroyer.
He is not leaving any corner of the ground.
Everybody beware.
If tennis ball also hits at the right place, it causes a lot of damage.
Come on, Nikku.
Seeing his batting I think he will score 150 runs today.
It depends on Nikku the destroyer.
Yes. Tell me.
Yes, Aussie.
Hello.
Brother Sanjay. I cannot hear you.
Are you in traffic?
No. I am taking a test drive.
-Shall I sit down? -Yes, sir. Sit.
Okay. Listen.
I was saying my aunt and uncle from Ujjain...
Throw the ball with all your zest.
Nikku the destroyer has hit another six.
They have paid my academy fees.
How do I refuse them?
Did you understand, Aussie?
Aussie?
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
See you. Okay.
The bowler is approaching the batsman.
The helicopter is flying and there is no dust.
Another six.
Nikku the destroyer has hit the third six in this over.
Indore is number one in cleanliness.
And Nikku the destroyer is number one in hitting sixes.
He stole the last over. 78 runs.
Because of Nikku's 7 sixes, Vijaynagar Vijetas
have scored 128 runs in 10 overs.
Chhawis Lions need 129 runs to win.
Well done. Nikku.
You played really well.
Well done. Well done.
Well played. Well played.
Nikku.
You played really well.
What happened?
I was saying that we cannot drink beer on the ground.
Let's watch the match at Nagu's place.
Will you die if you don't drink beer in one match?
It's very hot.
But we are watching the match in VIP box.
Yes.
We can't watch replay.
There is a screen.
Aussie, what happened?
Nothing.
Look here. What happened?
Sanjay's uncle and aunt came from Ujjain suddenly.
He gave our tickets to them.
We don't have any ticket.
What nonsense is that?
I was going to book a ticket that day.
Why did you stop me?
Aussie, I want to watch the match.
Everybody is going. Arrange for the ticket.
-The ground is full. -Yes. Then buy it in black.
Book it from anywhere.
You will pay the extra black money, Aussie.
Scoundrel.
NPL players should never be trusted.
Either on ground or in life.
-What is Sanjay's fault... -Arrange for the ticket.
Isn't it great?
-We will chase 128 runs. -Yes.
-Arshad and I will begin. -Yes.
-1st change Deepak. -Okay.
-2nd change Nikku. -Okay.
-Clear? -Yes.
-Is everything clear? -Yes.
Give a big round of applause.
The tournament's benefactor.
Leave alone the tournament, my family and my benefactor too.
Welcome Mr. Anant Pratap Singh with a big round of applause.
-Mr. Annu! -Long live!
Clap.
-Mr. Annu! -Long live!
Now I will request Mr. Annu...
-to light the lamp and make the tournament bright. -Rijju.
Yes.
There is no clarified butter.
What do we do?
Do I have to tell you that?
-Go and get it. -I will get it.
-Mr. Annu! -Long live!
Listen. We will start the second inning
after the inauguration ceremony.
In how much time, sir?
Once clarified butter arrives.
Sir, one inning is over. Why is the inauguration taking place now?
But Mr. Annu got free now.
That's why the inauguration.
Fine...
Sir, please get it done faster.
Why? What's the hurry?
No. Just like that. Let's start it and end it.
It will be done. Why do you worry?
Do you want to end it or play?
It's a small thing.
[indistinct chatter]
Wow! See how Mr. Annu is lighting the lamp.
Similarly, Mr. Annu has been lighting up his life and our homes.
Now I will request Mr. Annu to speak not two words
but 2000 words.
Because even that is less for us.
I want more youths to participate in the tournament.
And to be a part of it.
And make the tournament grand.
So play with your heart.
Because it's your game.
And I am yours.
Yes. Two tickets.
How much?
For one ticket.
Even India and Pakistan match is not so costly.
I request all teams to follow the rules and discipline.
And to maintain sportsmanship.
Yes. I know. Hurry up.
And take care of cleanliness on the ground.
After long on 1 over, it's the third man.
The view will get spoiled. Don't you have anything in midwicket?
Because Indore will be the topper in cleanliness.
Now I will request Mr. Annu to come on the pitch
and inaugurate the tournament.
-Mr. Annu! -Long live!
Throw the ball. Throw the ball.
Play here, sir.
Hey hero! Do it slowly.
No. It's fine.
Throw it fast.
Yes. Throw it fast.
A bit slow.
Fast. And slow.
Oh man!
[indistinct chatter]
This ball will hit.
The ball was high.
It was wide. Throw a simple ball.
Come on!
Come on! Very nice.
- Start. -Very good.
Show me.
It was great fun.
Yes. Keep the last one.
And delete the rest. Okay?
He wasted 40 minutes.
It's okay.
-Okay. Shall we start? -Yes.
Arshad, come on.
-Come on. Where is your ball? -Let's do stretching.
I don't know whether they will let us practice or not.
- Where is he? - Who?
Arshad. Who else?
-He is not answering the phone. -Oh man!
This is the first match.
What did you say the other day?
We will reach the finals.
He ran away on the first day itself after seeing Anwar Toofani.
He got scared.
-What is this, man? -Start quickly.
It's getting late.
We are coming.
Coming. Coming.
What do we do?
What are you thinking? Go and do bowling.
Be grateful that I scored good runs.
Go and defend. Come on.
Yes. Leave it. What can we do if Arshad has left?
Let's do this. Rajesh will throw ball for an over.
And Basant will tackle one over.
How will they do bowling?
I hope you know there is a fine for being late.
15 runs from the bowling team will be deducted.
Yes. Do it. Deduct it.
Why are you getting angry?
Nikku!
Yes. We are coming. We are coming.
Two minutes.
Okay. Fine. Listen. Listen.
You will do wicket keeping.
And don't close your mouth even for a minute.
-I will make their life hell. -Yes.
-Good. -I will tackle first over.
You throw after that.
Bro.
Toofani! Toofani! Toofani!
He defeats even the best bowlers.
Chhawli Lion's Toofan. Anwar Toofani
Toofani! Toofani! Toofani!
Toofani! Toofani!
[indistinct chatter]
No problem. No problem.
-Vijaynagar. -Vijetas!
Toofani! Toofani!
-Come on. -Come on, Gargi.
He is trembling. Play. Play.
Don't drop a single catch.
He is trembling.
Throw a fast ball.
Left arm the wicket.
Come on, Gargi.
Alok! He is trembling. He is trembling.
Play. Play.
-Come on. -That's it.
Come on.
We have to bowl him out in the first ball itself.
Now Toofani is at the strike.
The team's captain Alok is advancing towards Toofani lightly.
Six in the first ball.
The first six of the first ball is simply amazing.
Vijaynagar, send a bowler
who can bring you victory in the face of this storm.
Come on, Alok.
Another six directly above the long on.
Go behind.
Alok, throw the ball away from his body.
Throw the ball a little on the outside.
How many runs did he score?
78 runs for 38 balls.
Toofani! Toofani!
Come on, Alok.
Look at this. Out of Toofani's fear the bowler has forgotten line length too.
Hey, Alok.
He is unable to hold the ball in his hand. How will he do bowling?
Come on, Nikku.
Toofani is unstoppable.
Seems like Anwar Toofani's tricep and bicep will crush entire Vijaynagar.
That's four.
Move back...
The bowlers are unable to bowl.
Give some name to this amazing batsman.
The way he is playing the game, I feel Toofani will finish it off in 5 over.
Come on. Come on, guys. Fall in.
Alright. Has everybody come?
-Yes, sir. -Great!
Does everybody remember yesterday's rules?
-Yes, sir. -Good.
Behave like cricketers, not like fans.
-Okay? -Yes, sir.
Good luck.
All set.
Yes, sir.
Okay. So don't get too stressed out.
Remember to have fun.
-Alright? -Yes, sir.
All the best.
-Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir.
Let's go.
Come on.
Arshad.
Yes, Mr. Khan.
You are not going.
What happened, Mr. Khan.
No. Nothing. It's just that we have too many bowlers there.
We don't need you.
But I reached on time, Mr. Khan.
Good.
You know how to be punctual.
Gradually you will learn how to be good on the field too.
Mr. Khan, I said sorry the other day.
Yes. I remember.
You said sorry five times.
But you must also remember
that I didn't give you any punishment that day.
And I am not one of those to make you
mow the ground with rollers. Or pack kitbags.
You will remember this punishment.
No, Mr. Khan. Sorry. I won't repeat that mistake.
Let me go, Mr. Khan.
I am letting you go. Go home.
Give your hamstring some rest.
Mr. Khan, let me go. No, Mr. Khan.
-Mr. Khan, please let me go. -Stop creating a scene here.
Sorry, Mr. Khan. It won't happen again.
Arshad, let go of my leg.
It won't happen, Mr. Khan. I am speaking the truth.
Arshad.
-It won't happen again, Mr. Khan. -Let go of my leg.
Mr. Khan, please.
Mr. Khan.
Wow, Anwar Toofani! Not out at 65 runs.
That's the 7th six.
Just one more six and Anwar Toofani will surpass Nikku.
And he will win the award of Rs.10000.
And the score is 90 runs for 6 overs.
Chhawlis Lions need only 39 runs to win.
What are you doing, Gulli?
Do something. Use your fingers. Throw slower balls.
He has hit 7 sixes.
He is hitting sixes.
Show some smartness.
Is all your smartness gone?
I will do something.
Come on.
Toofani! Toofani!
And with this Anwar Toofani has won Rs.10000.
The value of Nikku the destroyer's 7 sixes
is now equivalent to not playing anything in this tournament.
Which is zero.
Now Anwar Toofani is eyeing Nikku's 78 runs.
He will surpass that and win Rs.15000 as well.
With this six Anwar Toofani has scored 77 runs.
This storm is destroying trees, poles as well as morale.
3 overs are left.
His over is done. His over is done.
Gulli's done.
Mine is left.
Will you throw spin?
Not on cement wicket. It will be tough.
You?
I have got slip disc.
What are you doing in the team?
-Go and do commentary. -Leave it.
He has come to play cricket at the age when he should be doing commentary.
Do one thing. You throw it. We will see later.
If I get into trouble, who will throw then?
Arshad.
Where were you?
Later. Later.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Well done.
What is this?
The kid who gets carried away by the storm returns home.
Nothing can be done now. It's too late.
Come on. It's good he came back.
Toofani will fulfill his wish too.
Toofani won't let anybody go home empty-handed.
He has ready at the strike for Toofani.
[indistinct chatter]
Very good. Come on.
The bowler is ready.
The bowler is eyeing the batsman.
But Anwar Toofani will definitely defeat this bowler.
Hey! He has clean bowled Toofani.
Somebody get stretcher for middle stump.
[indistinct commentary]
What am I seeing? What am I seeing?
He looks small, but he is very powerful.
In his first bowl he has bowled out Anwar Toofani.
Toofani was out when he was just one run short of
surpassing Nikku the destroyer.
What is this, Arshad?
Another wicket.
One wicket after another.
What herbs have Vijaynagar people consumed?
The captain is throwing the ball once again.
Catch, catch...
Catch out.
The captain has regained his power.
4 wickets down.
The bowler is ready to throw the next ball.
That's a shot.
Another wicket.
The last wicket is also gone.
Well done, Vijaynagar Vijetas.
Another wicket down, Vijaynagar guys are taking all wickets.
Come on.
What will he do with the last ball?
Arshad's ball is emitting lava.
Another wicket and the game is over.
Vijaynagar has got the first victory.
And they have reached quarter finals.
[indistinct commentary]
This is the flame I was talking about.
It didn't flicker or douse in front of Toofan.
It set it ablaze.
The God of storm has controlled the storm.
Vijaynagar Express Arshad took four wickets.
Arshad! Arshad!
A brilliant performance by Vijaynagar Vijetas.
I would request Mr. Annu to give Rs.10000 reward
to Anwar Toofani for Niroopa vest maximum sixes.
Applause.
[indistinct chatter]
And now, the one who not only entertained the audience
with his brilliant performance
but also made his team win.
Vijaynagar Vijetas are nothing without him.
Arshad Aazmi.
Arshad! Arshad!
Well done. Well done.
[indistinct chatter]
Very good. Very good.
Smile a bit.
Every young player wishes to watch the match
in the stadium and not on his TV.
So here. Mr. Annu has taken care of that too.
The player who scored maximum sixes
and the man of the match player
will get two exclusive tickets of India and Australia match.
My desire is dead, Toofani. Who will you take along with you?
Tell me. Tell me.
[indistinct chatter]
Show me. Show me.
Great!
Shall we go?
Mate! Everything was good in the end.
We won the match and we got the tickets too.
Arshad gave it to me.
To hell with the ticket.
Nikku!
-Shall I bet on this match? -Yes.
On whom?
1.5 lakhs on Rohit.
Yes, boss.
Nagu, didn't you go to watch the match?
No. They don't let you drink beer.
This is Holkar, not Headingley.
-Will you drink beer? -Yes.
One chilled beer.
[indistinct chatter]
Deepak was saying Aussie and you
are going to watch the match.
No. Same problem. Beer.
Wait and watch. Today Rohit won't spare the kungaroos.
Not Kungaroo. It's kangaroo.
You have come here.
Did they throw you out of the stadium after seeing your costume?
No. I came on my own.
You came on your own.
What happened?
You are watching the match alone.
[indistinct chatter]
Why did you come?
[indistinct chatter]
Just like that.
Ticket?
I gave it.
To whom?
Two of my friends.
Poor guys were trying for black. I gave it to them.
You gave India and Australia ticket to somebody else.
While standing in the queue
I was wondering that when I will go inside to watch the match
which ball it will be?
Bouncer or Yorker?
Who will get the next over? Who will be the next batsman?
When will Maxwell do switch-hit?
With whom will I discuss all this?
So I came here.
How much did you sell it for?
What?
You took money, didn't you?
I just gave it.
-For free? -Yes.
[indistinct chatter]
I couldn't understand anything at that moment.
So I gave it.
Leave it. Watch the match.
Just see. The next ball will be Yorker or 1 run.
[indistinct chatter]
No.
He will score a six with a shot ball.
-Let's see. -See.
I told you.
But it was a shot.
Yes.
Will you have beer?
One more beer.
-Yours is here. -It's coming.
Here.
Say the next. Say the next.
-Cheers. -Say the next.
Cheers, Nagu.
Cheers.
-Wicket. -Four.
Wicket. Wicket.
Just see. It's wicket. Look.