I already sent you the video yesterday.
Is it?
Just a minute, let me check.
What?
Mrs. Raina, I think there's a glitch in my WhatsApp connection.
Give me five minutes. I will send it to you.
Lexa, my WhatsApp is not working.
Can you help me? - Ma'am.
Uninstall WhatsApp and re-install it.
'I agree with her.'
If I knew would I ask you? Stupid.
'That was so rude.'
Oh God!
I didn't understand the connection.
Listen, Mr. Bajwa, you are number two.
Two is ruled by the moon.
Which means, you are sharp, creative. You are loyal.
But, those who are ruled by the moon are prone to depression.
They take time to succeed. There are obstructions.
So... - Kunnu, my WhatsApp is not working.
Can you please check that?
Simmi, I am on a call with a client.
Don't call me Kunnu in front of clients. Call me Kunal!
Sorry, Kunnu. It's an emergency. I must send a video to a client.
Please check it. WhatsApp isn't working.
Why are you interrupting my conversation with my
client because of your client? Go and ask Avni.
Sorry, Mr. Bajwa. Wife, problem.
This is a universal problem, Mr. Mehta.
No problem. But your prophecy is proving to be totally accurate.
There are obstructions, right?
Add an extra 'A' to your name, Mr. Bajwa.
Put up a picture of a ship in the house.
That is a sign of wealth.
Yes, we have put it up too!
Since then our house gets a lot of water.
Sometimes even from the roof!
A ship entering in towards the house.
Avni! Hey!
Avni, wake up.
My WhatsApp isn't working. Please, set it right.
Set up the figure size.
Hash, underscore, Y. - What?
Avni, I have to send the video to the client. Wake up!
Did you create your client's video?
You're talking absolute drivel!
I gave birth to the sleep monster!
Vivaan!
Good move.
Vivaan!
Yes, mom! What is it?
My WhatsApp isn't working. Can you please check it?
Mom, come on! I'm pooping right now.
I can hear gunfire in there.
Is your stomach okay? - Yes, it's okay.
You're watching that slasher movie, aren't you?
I keep telling you not to watch that wretched Quarantino's films!
Mom, it's not Quarantino. It's Tarantino!
Okay, I need time now. Please let me poop in peace. - Hey!
What is this mess you have created in your room?
Good one. Yeah.
It feels like Godzilla was reborn in my house.
Yes? - Youngsters need to be trained.
Good morning. - We need these trust activities.
Can you please call Kumud?
Kumud, come here. - Just...
Wait, wait, wait. I will call you back.
Sister-in-law, you're here so early! Is everything okay?
No, nothing is okay. My WhatsApp isn't working. Please, check it.
Yes...
Sit, sit. Let me check. - Okay.
I don't know what's wrong with it. - Hmm.
Will you have some smoothie? Sister-in-law?
No, thanks.
Here, sister-in-law. Your WhatsApp is fixed now.
It's done? - You don't update your phone!
Oh, my! Thank you so much! - Anytime.
Who is she?
Sona. My sister-in-law Simran. - Hmm?
Sister-in-law Simran, Sona.
Hi. - Hi.
Sona has set up a bridal wear start up.
Oh! That's really wonderful!
No, I mean... You are my competitor now.
How? - I have a boutique too.
Downstairs, in the garage. I have everything. Bridal wear, too.
Oh, really? - Yeah.
By the way, I have very interesting lingerie also.
Yes, it goes with bridal wear anyway. Come over some time.
Right. Sure, sure.
Okay, see you. Bye.
Thank you. - Bye, sister-in-law.
So what lingerie are you going to wear for me tonight?
Ma'am, I asked you for a new sewing machine.
The automatic kind.
Ma'am, I told you to get a new shelf made.
Look at this. The clothes are lying scattered all over.
Business is not coming here and their demands are increasing day by day.
Will I pay lakhs of rupees as rent or will I fulfill your demands?
Oh hello, Mrs. Bharucha! How are you?
Oh! - Okay otherwise. I have just put on some weight.
That's good, right? Now, you can throw your weight around.
You and your sense of humour! - Oh!
Okay, Simran. - Yes.
There's a wedding in my family. Show me a nice design for a suit.
Yes, I will show you something. I have a lot of designs.
Latest. All of them.
This one? Check out this Anarkali.
It will look really good on you.
You'll look like Shilpa Shetty!
Should I stitch this one?
Hello, Simran dear.
Oh, father! It's you?
Yes, dear. Who else could it be, apart
from me? Nobody else would come here!
Oh, bless me. - Okay.
My dear, you are touching my feet in the presence of
your very beautiful customer... It
makes me feel like a very senior person.
By the way, where did you come from?
There's a front door, dear. I came in through it.
No, I mean to say, you didn't say you would be coming.
I called Kunal. - Oh!
From Manali. I said, I would be coming today. He was
going to pick me up at the airport. He didn't come.
You know what Kunal is like, right? He
must have forgotten. You should call me.
Is he 70 years old, or me?
Father, I am a bit busy, right now.
Please go upstairs. Kunal is upstairs. I will come in some time.
Of course.
I am Captain Ashwin Mehta. - Nice to meet you.
You don't look 70 years old, you know.
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
It was a pleasure meeting you. - Same here.
He's so cute!
Thank you.
Look at this. Ritu style at Fab prices.
Hey, why doesn't someone get the door?
****!
Oh, dad!
You said dad, you've touched my feet
and you're saying ****, all at once.
I totally forgot you are coming today.
No, I am not saying that to you, Mr. Kapadia.
It's okay. I took a pre-paid taxi.
You should eat dark chocolate. I eat it too. Dark chocolate.
Dark chocolate? - Yes.
But, isn't dark chocolate an aphrodisiac? Why are you...
Aphrodisiac? You are daft!
I eat it to remember. It boosts the memory.
No, Mr. Kapadia, you don't need to eat dark chocolate.
You are number 6, right? Your Venus is already powerful.
Just give me a moment. I will call you. One moment.
I keep telling you to buy a smartphone.
Download the Smart Cab app. Be self sufficient.
If the phone gets smart, I will become a fool. I can't accept that.
Okay, where are the kids?
In their own dens. Where else?
I am also going into my cave.
I will meet you later.
Hey! I just got here. Sit with me for a few minutes, at least.
Dad, there's a lot of stress. I'm taking calls, back to back!
Is stress some kind of medal which you wear, all through the day?
But... - Didn't you get this water for me?
Here. Give it to me. Thank you. - Sorry.
Oh, no. The AC in here isn't working!
The AC guy... I... I will call the AC guy.
To hell with the AC.
I come from the CF era. Now, he'll want to know what CF means.
What is CF? - Ceiling fan.
Man, I really want to get a tattoo for my 20th birthday.
But, I don't know what to get.
Dream-catcher? No, no. All that is too predictable.
Think of something new... - Surprise!
Neetu, one moment.
Hi, grandpa! - Hi, kiddo.
Anything urgent?
No, I just came along to say hi.
I have seen you after two months, right?
Right. Let me just get done with this call and then I'll meet you.
Okay. This is for you.
What? Yes. Grandpa?
Next time, please knock before you come in.
I would like to have some privacy.
Sure.
Yes, what were you saying?
Tree of life? How do you think of all these things?
Who is it?
Grandpa! It's you? - Hello, kiddo!
Take it easy, easy. When did you get here?
Here it is. I just got in.
So what were you doing?
Nothing, just playing a computer game.
Son, you should go out. Play games in real life.
What's the fun in winning a race on a computer anyway?
It's important to win the race of life, right?
Take it easy, grandpa. Okay, so can I meet you later?
Okay. - See you later. - Okay.
Bey,
Sorry, father. It's a bit late.
You must be hungry, right?
No, I ate some snacks on the flight.
Kunal, Vivaan, Avni. Come along. Food is ready.
Please begin. I will be back in half an hour. - Won't you eat food?
No. I haven't finished 10,000 steps. I
will eat after my walk. Please begin.
Hey, Kunal!
Avni! Vivaan! Come along. The food is on the table.
Sutej, my boy, you're doomed.
I will fire that missile directly on your ****.
Hey!
Oh no!
Hey, Kunal.
Come along, son. Sit.
Kunal!
I have come back after two months!
You can at least sit next to me and eat a meal!
Or do you need some app to do that too?
Dad, you are a retired man.
You can go in for travel and living any time you want.
You can go to a home stay any time you want.
I can't do that.
I am on a call with a client. It will take some time.
Yes, the father is retired, the son is tired.
Have you looked at yourself?
You're giving off jilted lover vibes.
Give your body and your mind some rest.
How can I do that, dad?
Have you heard about EMIs?
Yes, equated monthly instalments.
No, no. Every Man's Itch!
Every Man's Itch?
Yes. Every man has an itch.
There are so many loans to repay, children to educate.
Other expenses. Scratching makes one bleed, but the itch never ends!
Son, anoint yourself with the body oil of simplicity then!
You won't feel an itch.
What is the need to show off?
It's not show off. These are needs of life.
Everyone has to stay in sync with the times.
You... You won't understand it.
Okay. Sit for a moment. Listen to me.
Kunal. - Yes. - I would like to share something
very important with all of you, son. - I...
Later. - Just... One... Kunal!
I will be back. 10 minutes.
Vivaan.
Why are you going there, son? Come and eat dinner with me.
Avni ordered pizza, so we will eat it upstairs.
Oh, I see.
Okay, I want to share something with you, son.
Your book is getting published, right?
No, no, there is something else apart from that.
You couldn't have got funding for a start up, at your age.
What? - You can't get funding for a start up at your age.
Okay, share it with me on Friend-book.
I will like and comment, okay?
So the traveller has found his way back home?
Bless me, father.
Bless you.
You probably won't eat. You must be in
a hurry. You must be going on a date.
You're omniscient!
I think, you should also get into astrology along with Kunal.
Now that you have a lot of time on your hands.
I just got back after two months.
Can't you cancel your date?
Dad, she's the one who kept me company for the last two months.
She will feel upset if I cancel at the last moment.
I will meet you in the morning for breakfast. Love you.
Reporting, my love.
Once again I dined with silence.
I was on one end of the table
and silence at the other end.
Two morsels of silence
which I swallowed, dipped in my own sounds.
When I got thirsty, I drank two sips of silence.
Then, I wanted dessert.
Your smile takes care of that.
Don't worry.
They are our kids.
I will figure it out.
Love you, my darling.
Good night.
Simmi, what was that nonsense you
said in front of the client yesterday?
I don't talk nonsense to my clients, you do!
Add double 'A', add 'I' and 'E.'
Since we added 2 Vs and 4 As to Vivaan's name
most of the time is spent in writing out his name!
Don't speak about things you know nothing about.
It's science, okay? Science. You won't understand it.
As far as Vivaan goes, you'll see. He
will take off as soon as he turns 18.
Why didn't you name him Vimaan (plane) instead of Vivaan then?
He could have taken off just like that.
Vimaan, stop that game and... Vi...
Eat your breakfast.
Don't abuse my profession. - Hey!
Don't abuse my profession.
That's what our house runs on.
Yes.
Yes?
Sir, this is the AC mechanic. Where do you want me to come?
Hey! Listen, I sent you the location pin, right?
Just follow it.
It doesn't open.
That's what I said, ma'am. The location pin doesn't open!
It's jammed.
Yes, sir. The network is jammed.
I am not talking to you. I will send you the postal address.
Honestly, these people...
Oh by the way, you aren't the only one
who pays the bills. I do too, okay?
Yes, as if fashion designing makes you Parda (curtain).
Dad, it's Prada.
Whatever.
Not whatever. That's what handles daily expenses.
What are you wearing, Avni?
So 2010!
Mom means to say you should also buy
things from her shop, some times.
Charity starts from home.
Savage!
You just come up with the punchlines, okay?
You don't worry about the kids at all.
I have you to worry about them.
Lexa.
How's the traffic at Haji Ali?
'30 minutes slower than usual.'
Oh, don't tell me.
'But, you only asked me to tell you.'
Vivaan, did you complete your science project?
Vivaan!
Oh, this boy!
Which party were those photos taken at, that you posted on Insta?
I told you to wear green when you go out. Green is your lucky colour.
And I did not know about this party, okay?
You knew about this party?
Dad, first of all? I hate green.
Second of all, please stop Insta stalking me.
My dear, I taught you how to talk so I have every right to stalk.
Oh! - Ugh.
What do you call it?
Savage.
Yes.
Here comes Ammajan (mother/Amazon)!
This are your daily expenses.
You keep ordering useless things online.
I ordered your underwear. I can return it, if you say so.
Stop wearing any.
Good morning, everybody.
Father, where did you go so early in the morning?
I went to meet Mallika.
Come, dad. Have breakfast.
I ate there.
Grandpa, did you go to grandma's shrine?
Yes. - Take me with you, next time.
I'd love to take a picture there.
I wish to share something with all of you.
****! - Vivaan!
Hey, whoa! - What a mess! Clean this up and go!
Later. I am getting late for the bus.
You can't leave like this. - Bye.
Oh, this boy. He forgot his medicine! Run, Kunnu! - Hey!
Vivaan! Vivaan!
Let me get that. - Father, I...
It's okay. I will do this.
He's dirtied everything!
What is Vivaan taking medicine for, dear?
Father, Vivaan had attention and focus issues.
He's been diagnosed with ADHD.
We didn't pay attention when he was a child and his problem escalated
during the lockdown.
The doctor has put him on medication.
He hasn't even eaten his food.
Vivaan, phones are not allowed in class.
There were online classes even during COVID, right?
There was no problem back then.
Okay, tell me. Which one do you like?
The blue ones.
Vivaan. What's going on there?
Nothing, ma'am. Just taking notes.
I see. Notes.
Tell me. The diameter of this circle is 10 metres.
Can you find out the area for me?
What is it?
Should I ask again?
Okay.
Suppose, there is a circular room in your house.
The diameter is 10 metres.
Tell me, how will you calculate it's area?
Ma'am.
With a measuring tape.
Please get out of the class.
So the diameter...
So cool, Avi!
It's not cool, Neetu. It's hot.
But, will it provide results?
Of course it will. I have stayed up so many nights with this.
Listen to me. Run it on your phone and see.
Yes.
Okay. - Beauties with brains, huh?
Beasts without horns!
You girls want to come with us to Bieber's concert?
It's this Saturday.
We are not really into him, but you guys have fun.
Aren't you attending lectures?
We will come in five minutes.
Cool, ciao. Come.
Put Arjun's profile and run it.
Don't tell me, he is gay!
That's why Bieber's concert!
It's okay, if he is.
Okay, milady woke! Sorry.
By the way, this is a very cool idea.
We have an idea for our start-up!
We just need funding. - We'll get it.
No!
Rubbish.
Attention!
Everybody put your gadgets down and look at me!
I am still the captain of this ship.
And I can throw you off the ship, if my orders are not followed.
Everybody on the dining table in a minute.
In a minute.
I have been trying to draw your attention
towards me since yesterday, but...
It's easier to get Wi-Fi in this house
than to get your attention.
Now, listen to me carefully.
I have sold off all my property and decided to go on a world tour.
All your property?
Don't worry. I won't sell this house.
The land in Karjat and a couple of other small size plots...
Put together, all of that is approximately worth 8 CR.
So, I wish to keep 3 CR out of that for
myself but the rest of it, which is 5 CR...
I wish to distribute the rest of the 5 CR equally
amongst all of you.
Which means
all of you get 1 CR each.
1 CR!
See, Simmi?
I told you, the good times will begin.
When did you say that?
When do you listen to me?
But dad, Vivaan and Avni are still young. - Yes.
I don't consider anyone young or old. Everyone is equal.
Yes, but there is one condition.
Grandpa, can you say what's next? I'm feeling anxious.
The suspense is killing me, grandpa.
Digital fasting.
What?
Yes.
Digital fasting.
So for the next six months
all of you have to
bid adieu to technology. - What?
What do you have to do?
Say bye.
Bye bye.