When they said “Two better than one”, they didn't really mean us.
“Coolie!”
-I mean, we have an ex in common. -Shut the fuck up.
“Two Much” isn't just a show,
it's trauma for the guests.
-Is this where you roast us? - Yeah
Please, this episode…
But it's therapy, for us.
-Wow! -A lot of male hosts,
they don't bring up questions that women really want to ask.
What do you think women have to face today?
Just be yourself and the world will deal with it.
I like this answer!
Twinkle here can fully judge your posture, grammar and life choices.
You’ve become very spiffy.
I’ve learnt quite a bit of English, but I don’t know “Spiffy” yet.
Two things you should not discuss with me,
my age and my waist.
One stare from Kajol
and everyone will just confess their deepest, darkest, secrets.
-Children, I will have. -What?
-When? -Soon.
-Oh, no! -No fear.
No filter.
Just…
Full on fun!
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Two Much.
So, one of our guests today is known as the eternal bachelor.
But I think we've ruined his chances
of getting married by calling him "brother".
And we call the other guest Mr. Perfectionist.
There is so much pressure in small interviews
turn into five-hour podcasts.
So we thought,
on behalf of the entire country, we should invite him here to apologize.
-I didn't sleep all night… -I have trigeminal neuralgia.
Is there some issue with your "Tri" as well?
Listen. You are one loose cannon,
and we have two more there.
Give it up for Aamir Khan…
and Salman Khan.
Let's go, brother.
When will these two hours come to an end?
We don't have an audience, but we are clapping for you.
Full on.
Hi!
We would offer you the couch, but we don't want to cast you.
-Okay. -So…
We will lead you to the grazing table
where we will feed you, and then we will grill you.
-All right. -Let's go.
-Sure. -Basically, both of you
are our cattle.
-We shall welcome you with a treat! -Come on.
-What do we have today? -Oh! This is amazing!
-This is a lot of food. -Yes.
- Dabeli . -Yes!
-I can feel you. -Some of these are your favorites.
-Yeah. -And some are really
-icky stuff. -Can we have this?
-You know that's really good stuff. -Of course, you can eat.
-We ordered it for you. -They did an interview yesterday.
These are leftovers from there.
They had sprayed a repellent on it to drive houseflies away,
and you've eaten it up.
He'll survive. He has survived worse things.
I've seen him.
But I believe you are a big foodie. Everyone who comes to your house
is not asked, "How are you?" You ask them, "What will you eat?"
-"What will you eat?" -Is that true?
That's true…
And we have heard lots about your kitchen skills as well.
You make something called "mixture". Am I right?
So that was when I had just started working.
And when I used to leave the house
at that point in time, everyone would be sleeping.
When I came back, everyone would have gone back to sleep.
Whatever food was there at home… The rice and whatever…
I would put it in a pan, heat it up,
and… Add some vegetables, chicken, and mutton,
and along with some
cucumber, like that, and…
some beetroot and sweet pickle.
I used to eat that.
Can you make it for this hungry person?
With this, no matter who the chef is…
-Have you tried dabeli ? -Yes. Many times.
-It's the Gujarati vada pav . -I have had a lot of it.
-When I went to shoot Lagaan … -Yes.
-Every evening, in Kachchh. -A dabeli ?
-Can I offer you some-- -No, I am not going to eat.
-Biryani? -I am not going to eat.
I will not stop eating if I start.
Okay. Just one bite. Come on.
And we promise, this is very pure, clean…
And it's… Since you are such a protein fan,
I have my very own protein shake "recipe".
Which is some eggs, almond milk, and orange juice.
-It sounds disgusting. -It does sound disgusting.
-But it's actually quite tasty. -Yeah.
-Orange juice and eggs? -Yes.
Eggs should actually be eaten only as eggs.
But you have to take a sip at least.
-This is it? -Come on, try.
-All right. -Oh God…
It's not so bad.
For the first time in life, I had a cold batata vada .
He's dissing our food, babe.
-Cold. -I know. Quickly!
-Nice watch there. -Thanks.
-Yeah… -There you go.
Fab!
Your screaming loudly doesn't make it fab.
-It's fab! -Must be 100% healthy.
This will 100% upset my stomach.
It's better than what I had.
Once I went to someone's house and he said,
"This is all organic. The salad is from my garden.
I don't use anything.
I only fertilize it with my own urine."
Wow! Lovely. And you had it?
I had it as I was scared that if I didn't, my house might get raided.
-I just ate it. -And who was that?
I can't name him.
But now even our snacks are saying "wrap up".
And we have to go to the main course.
-For the grilling. -For your grilling.
-Come on. - Dabeli was very good.
-You want something? -No, I am good.
Some tea?
-Where do I sit? -Wherever you like.
You want to sit on that side?
Which is your better side, or something like that?
-All good. -All sides are good?
-All good. -Let's start at the beginning.
Do you remember when we first met each other?
Must've been…
During the shooting of Mela , I suppose.
-No. -No? Okay, then?
God! I guess. I am so forgettable.
First time I met her, I think, was in Mahabaleshwar or some place.
-Yes. -You were studying.
I met… I saw him. We didn't meet.
I saw him in Mahabaleshwar. He was sitting with Sangeeta.
I remember very clearly. He was wearing this
rainbow sweater, and I was on my cycle.
And I saw him. And I was looking at them,
and with the cycle, I fell into a ditch.
-That was the first time-- -You saw her going in the ditch?
-No. -He didn't see me going into the ditch.
She told me the story--
There are times in life when you want me to be in a ditch.
No. Never…
And you came to meet me in some studio,
and I was very chuffed, the great Aamir Khan has come…
-Is it? -To see me.
And it was a very perfunctory conversation.
I can't remember what we said, but as we were walking down,
I fell down the entire flight of stairs.
I landed at the bottom, on my bottom.
You walked down and you said, "Do you do this often?"
Before you say it, I am not someone stooped low. I am just clumsy,
and so are you.
Yeah. That sounds like me.
And Salman, the first time I met you was on the set of Sangdil Sanam .
-Yeah. -On my dad's sets.
And I remember coming up to you…
"Hi, Uncle. How are you?" I was 12 years old.
-Uncle? -I was 12.
It doesn't matter.
Her father and I used to be very close.
-Yeah. -Very close.
He used to be home almost… Twice a week.
In fact, just before he passed away
two days before, he had come home.
Came with the same energy, wearing his lungi …
-His lungi … Multi-colored lungi . Yes. -Kurta…
And he was going through a very troubled patch.
He was not feeling well. He said, "Pal, make me a drink."
I said, "No, sir. I am…"
He said, "I am going in a couple of days."
-Oh… -Oh!
I was like… He said, "Make me a drink."
-Oh… -I didn't know what to do.
He said, "Make it, pal."
So then I made him a drink…
and then, two days later, he was no more.
-And he was very close to-- -He wasn't well, is it?
-Yeah. -He was not well.
And, he was very close to Dad as well and…
And my father has great regard for the whole family.
Whole family. One of the nicest families
in the film industry is the Mukherjee family.
-Thank you. -Such a nice thing to hear.
Yeah.
Now, but--That's well and fine, but what about
your bromance? When did that start?
The first time I remember we met was in
Aditya's house… Aditya Bhattacharya.
-You-- -No recollection.
Aditya and I had made a short film.
-Okay. -A 40-minute movie.
-So we were shooting for that. -What was I doing there?
You had come on a cycle. You had come to say "hi" to him
or something.
I still remember the visual because
you held on to the door of his balcony and did pull-ups.
-I see. -I remember.
-Quite possible. The first time-- -You came on a cycle.
That we were playing a cricket match together and--
-That too. But that was later. -Yeah.
Then I hit all his balls out of the park.
Apparently, we were in school together.
-Really? -You all don't remember that--
-We don't remember that. -We don't remember.
Because I was there till the fourth grade.
Then I was thrown out of…
Why were you thrown out?
A faint memory.
-I was running with a friend of mine. -Okay.
And he tripped over my leg, and he fell.
Now people thought that I tripped him, but that was not the case.
He fell and he chipped his…
-Tooth. -Teeth.
So for that, they said…
"Not okay". And then there was, I remember this one thing…
I was punished outside
the school.
My dad asked, "What has he done now?" I was in grade four.
So then my dad came and spoke to the teacher,
and the teacher said, "No, Mr. Khan.
-It is not his fault. It is your fault." -Oh!
He asked, "What did I do?" She said, "You are supposed to pay the fees
You are not on time for the fees. So we kept him outside."
He said, "Then you should be making me stand there."
I remember. My parents couldn't pay my fees on time, either.
And they would announce our names in the assembly.
-Oh, God! -After this,
my father went to the principal, and he did whatever he could
paid the money, and then
two weeks later, this incident happened, and they took me out of school.
You have never been thrown out of school.
No. But I also ended up shifting schools.
First, I was in Petit Girl's High School
-which was right next to my house. -I can imagine that.
-We were-- -Why?
He's a pretty girl.
Avabai Petit. Because these two allow boys till the second grade.
KG, High KG, First and Second.
After the second grade, I went to St. Anne's.
After the 8th grade, I shifted to Bombay Scottish.
-And then you stayed there? -Only two years were left.
I have noticed something that, aside from your last name,
you really don't have that much in common.
He claims he is the eternal virgin. He said it himself.
You have been married
-a couple of times. -Twice…
You have three children. He doesn't have any children.
Or maybe he has 12 and we don't know about them.
No. You'd have known if I had.
-Definitely. -Maybe you also don't know.
No. I would have been the first one to know.
They would have come…
-So here are 12 children. -Then what's different about us?
-What else? -Both of you have
very different filmographies.
Both of you have very different approaches to life
as well. Where…
You know, everything is concerned. Your profession, mostly, is concerned.
Not personally, because I think that both of you
are personally very much family men.
So how did this friendship of yours happen?
This closeness. How did this happen?
Actually, I think that it happened, you know,
when I went through my divorce with Reena.
If you remember, you had come home for dinner.
And that is when Salman and I actually, for the first time, connected properly.
You know. Because before that, I used to feel
he was not punctual, it was quite a problem.
During Andaz Apna Apna .
I want to say something, you know.
I was, back then, quite judgmental, Salman.
Initially…
I was very harsh as a person.
"This is not right. That man is not right.
He is doing this."
-”Mr. Perfectionist”. -No. It was just…
I don't know. I was just too hard not only on others, but also on myself.
-Absolutely. -Then I realized…
You know, we are humans, and to err is human.
Then I went through a sea change.
Roughly, at that time.
After my divorce is when I met you, Salman.
That's when I connected. You know…
-With him. -That thing was…
That thing was always there.
But because we were working together in Andaz Apna Apna
Mr. Aamir Khan, at that point in time, used to show up on the set
at 7:00 a.m. in the morning.
-But he's supposed to… -I'd report at the time I was asked to.
-He's supposed to. -On a 9:00 a.m. shift.
-No. Nothing like that -On a 9:00 a.m. shift.
-Possible. -Because he had one movie.
I had 15 movies.
I used to work from 7:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Then 2:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
And 10:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m.
So by the time I used to come, I'd be exhausted, and then
he used to go on with his rehearsals.
He would rehearse every scene multiple times. Oh my God!
I'd say, "Once he's done with it, call me for the take."
-You just… -So at that point in time--
So at that point in time, he thought I was not
interested in my work.
How can anyone not be interested in his work
when he is doing three shifts at a time?
I want to mimic him.
-Go ahead. -So he used to come
after working three shifts, so obviously he used to be tired.
So he used to come on set,
and we used to be very thrilled to have made it by 12:00 p.m.
But he would go to sleep.
-I guess you were-- -On the couch.
On the couch or on the floor…
He would sleep.
Because they have been rehearsing this since nine in the morning.
They were rehearsing, so you got tired?
All I had to say was, "Uyi ma".
"Say my lines as well."
This is all I had to say. So why put energy into that?
-He has to put in effort. -Let me show his mimicry.
On the set, he would sleep and then wake up and have lunch.
We were like…
Half the day is gone.
So Raj and I used to break down the scene
so that when he comes, we can do it quickly.
He would come on the set, and we would
show him the rehearsal.
Raj would play Salman's part, and I would play mine.
When Salman is watching the rehearsal for the first time.
We are showing him the rehearsal.
He used to look away. We are showing him the rehearsal.
"Hey! How are you? All good?
Carry on. I am watching."
"Uyi Ma."
He was treating me like an assistant.
So, you know, all four of us have one thing in common.
That we have done at least one movie with each other.
-So either that experience-- -I have done two with you.
-Yeah. You have done two with me. -Yeah.
-Why-- -We did Ishq and that movie…
-That… - Fanaa .
We worked in Fanaa , and the last one we did together.
- Salaam Venky . - Salaam Venky .
-We've done three movies. - Salaam Venky .
But why haven't you both done a movie together? I want to know.
After Andaz Apna Apna,
now we'll do one.
- Andaz Apna Apna -- -That is not the question.
He said in interviews, "I won't work with Salman".
I remember that. I remember him saying this.
-That's true. -Really?
-I mean, I was… -Tired.
I am a straightforward man. I said…
Now if anyone asks, I have to answer. So…
I said it is hard to work with him.
He takes so much time. By the time he finishes…
"I see." Salman has gone to sleep.
No. By then, he's finished the whole scene, packed up, and gone.
But we also had great moments during Andaz Apna Apna .
We'd burst into laughter while doing a scene.
-Great time. -The scenes were so funny.
But another thing that is different about you people
is that you are supposedly some marketing genius.
-Amish Tripathi told me this. -Nothing like that.
Just wait.
He's told me he learned how to market from you.
-Is it? -And our friend
seems to do it all organically.
One of his movies was releasing, and his
marketing gimmick was that he came on Twitter
and gave a high-five to the fans
-filled the theater. - Bajrangi Bhaijaan .
-So are you all really… -Superb movie.
-Sorry. Come again. -Are you all really that different
in your marketing
-methods? -No. See. Aamir's marketing
strategy is amazing.
He will go all out for marketing.
He will be dressed up as an old man
with fake teeth and like a beggar somewhere…
This and that… And then, suddenly, he will go off marketing and tell us
"Why do you market your movie?"
He is the one who starts
and ends it.
Thereafter, he tells us, "All of this is no use."
"Don't do all this." If it were up to me, Sunny would stay in Juhu,
and I would be in Galaxy Apartments for life.
-How would you market our show? -I am…
I wonder what you think of me.
Now that we have called them.
This is our marketing.
Yeah. This is our marketing strategy.
-Twinkle in Kajol's eyes. -Amazing!
-What? -Twinkle in Kajol's eyes.
Oh!
-Wow! -He is the genius,
and you've just fooled people into thinking you are the genius.
He is the genius.
-Marketing genius is Salman Khan. -Salman.
Absolutely.
Say it now. "Twinkle-twinkle Little Stars."
That's a nice one.
-My God! -Good one.
-You asked me, but I had no idea.
You asked him, and he gave you a couple of ideas right away.
-We should go to him. -Kajol, this show is not a jhol.
He's on a roll, babe.
I know. He's a poet, and he didn't even know it.
But we have been married for so long,
and we are now living vicariously through you.
-Why? -Because you are now living,
you know, this fresh lease of life.
Even at 60, you have romance in your life.
-So-- -Well…
You know, there are two ways of looking at it.
You people haven't been through such a traumatic break-up like I have.
I was very close to Reena.
I was very close to Kiran.
I mean, "was" is the wrong word. I still am
very close to Reena and Kiran, both.
So when you are with a person for such an
extended period of time, like 16 years…
Reena and I grew up together.
-She was-- -Yeah, I know.
-You have seen Junaid as a baby. -I know…
-Yeah. -So when you go through something
which, you know, doesn't work out, it is a hit.
And you have to recover from that. It took me four years to recover.
You, people, haven't gone through that.
-So, we have our own lives-- -Because of whom…
Because of whom did it take so long?
I know their respective husbands really well.
And their decision to get married
is a correct one.
It's because, had there been anyone else in their life,
they would've been in a similar state as you are.
-Well, some backhanded compliment… -I am not in a bad condition.
-Like… -Because…
Had it been like me.
It's because…
-Next. -I have been lucky
that the two women I have been married to are really wonderful.
Both Reena and Kiran are really amazing people.
So, in that sense, though we went through a breakup,
I think… I mean, we are still family.
Reena, Kiran, and I are still family. Very much.
-That's-- -Do you think love is easy
and marriage is very difficult?
Actually, when you are committed to a relationship,
marriage is just about signing papers.
But if you are really connected with the person, then
sometimes it is like marriage.
You know. Like Gauri and I, today we are together.
We are very highly committed to each other.
No, but I think it changes things.
You know, they say love is blind, but marriage is like a magnifying glass.
You hold it up. You see all the flaws.
And you even burn the other person with sunlight.
I think it's also part of growing up.
It's part of learning things. You realize things about yourself.
And what about you? You decided to be this…
See, I'll tell you what happens
is when…
a partner grows more than the other,
that is when the differences start coming in.
That is when the insecurities start setting in.
So they both need to grow together.
And they both need to just
get off each other's backs.
This is the advice that you would give him.
No. It's… I…
He never got married and is now advising us.
-I believe that. -He has seen it from the outside.
-Don't tell this to Ajay. -Marriage is--
You had a couple of deep relationships.
For almost seven to nine years. It's as good as--
-Correct. -It didn't work out.
If there is anyone to be blamed, it's me.
Salman, I heard that you once wanted to adopt a child.
-Is that true? -No.
-Never? -No.
I think it is pretty cool that you decided that this is your path in life.
You know, a lot of people… For women…
At least, they can say, "I don't want to get pregnant. It is a pain."
But for a man, it is so easy to have children, and you
decided that this was not what you wanted to do.
-You didn't want to take shortcuts. -No…
Children I will have, one day. Soon.
-Really? -Yeah.
When?
Whenever.
Next year? Next month?
Is there something we don't know about?
No. Nothing. It's just that eventually, one…
will have kids, but…
Let's see. God willing.
-So, do you think about legacy? -And then…
And then there is a whole… A village…
-A huge family to take care of… -That's true.
The children. You know, there are women in the family.
Now Alizeh has grown up. Ayaan has grown up.
And… So now we have Aayat, you know.
By the time I have kids, Aayat will be able to take care of them.
So this is a proper plan. You are going to have a child.
Let's see. I am just saying that
I don't have any…
-No, I am trying to ask you-- -Averseness towards kids…
Do you ever think that it is about
a legacy taking forward?
Is it something that you want to do? Yes, you want to be a parent.
-Or is it something that… -Yeah.
"Yes. I would like to leave a…"
No. Leave what? What have we done?
We go on shooting, do some average and mediocre acting, and come home.
Our movies are either a hit or a flop.
Later, if we bag a big movie, we get back to work.
So it's not rocket science. We did nothing amazing.
It is just the fans who
see something in us and want to watch our movies.
So because of that, we are here.
He, I, and everyone are here because of that.
It's not like we have delivered great performances
or that we have great looks.
Or that we are working magic on the screen. Not at all.
Nothing at all.
So no pressure from your mom and dad to say that…
-"Listen, you need to think…" -No…
-"…of the future generation." -There has never been any pressure
from Dad, Mom, or anybody to get married or have children.
There's a little bit of everyone wanting a piece of immortality.
You either do it through having children or you do it
-by leaving some work behind. -Yeah.
So he's trying to do both.
-You know. Children and work-- -Well, never thought of it.
-Did you not? -"Leaving behind a legacy."
Never thought of that.
Who created a legacy in the first place? Who did it?
For me, I mean… When Reena and I got married
and Junaid was born, it was a magical thing.
Really magical.
Yeah. I remember… We were doing shows at that time--
In '93…
We were doing shows at that point in time, so…
-They were newly married husband-- -He was three months old…
Three months… So Junaid
for 45 days, was with me.
-Oh wow! -Yeah.
At night, I used to go and drop him…
-Don't exaggerate it. -You also took care of Aarav.
-Yeah. -Not for 45 days.
He would take him in the pram and go on a walk.
-What nonsense. -He said the woman has to recover
-Salman was looking after the baby. -No, he was very fond of Junaid.
-And we were… -I still am.
Yeah…
-And he was a good kid. -Very good kid.
Very good kid. And I saw this…
-That ad he did… -Outstanding…
-Did you see that? The ad-- -Yeah. We saw that.
We did a recreation of a scene from Andaz Apna Apna.
Junaid and I.
-Oh! Wow! -Yeah.
That's why people are asking when you will do Andaz Apna Apna 2 .
That is something they have been asking ever since Andaz Apna Apna
flopped.
Actually, people liked that movie long after it was released.
-Exactly. -It was released on Friday.
Saturday was a disaster. On Sunday, it was taken off.
-And now it's a cult. -Yeah.
Can you imagine? And you keep saying that
you weren't there for your kids. You didn't do enough.
But I saw you, even with Azad,
you'd come to Nitara's birthday parties.
There was no nanny. It was just you.
You are very involved in your daughter Ira's foundation.
-You are working with Junaid-- -"Ira"…
Ira's foundation.
You are working with Junaid all the time.
So, do you think you are being too hard on yourself?
No, I don't think I am hard on myself. I feel that…
It's not that I was not entirely there for my kids.
I've been there. But I feel that
in my headspace, I feel that I should've been there more.
I think he's talking shit. Rubbish.
-Is it? -If you don't work…
I told you the other day.
Sit at home and don't do any work.
Stay at home. You have to run the house.
Or maybe you felt you weren't that involved
in their lives, their minds, their ambition…
-their dreams? -Yeah. You see…
The thing is that I used to be so involved in my work
and my relationships were with the directors of the movies.
I would spend a lot of time with Ashutosh…
Whoever was my director.
So if you ask me, at that time
"What is Ira's…"
When she was four or five years old, when Junaid was of that age…
So if you would ask me what Junaid's fears are, or Ira's dreams,
or what their insecurities are, I would not know
because I had not invested that much.
-No. But that's also-- -I knew the insecurities,
dreams, desires, and fears of my directors.
-You know… -No, but--
So I had connected a lot more with the people I was working with.
No, but…
-That's what I feel-- -He has said, "No, but" four times now.
So, "No, but" what?
I am only praising you.
Shut up and listen.
He felt bad that he didn't spend enough time with his kids.
Kids usually get closer to their mothers than their fathers. Okay?
It just happens.
-They get closer to the mother. -It happens.
And they get closer to the mother's family also.
Yes. But I feel like…
As a father, I feel I have spent time with them.
It's not like I wasn't there. I was there for them.
But when they have grown up also, that…
It becomes… They become more like friends. You know…
-That's the ultimate relationship. -I think it becomes…
Yeah. It becomes okay later.
So we've been lounging around like it's a spa day.
Enough of talking. Let's play a game.
-A game? -Yes!
It is called "This Side That Side,"
where your opinions have to be louder
and you have to take a stance.
Think of this game as Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa .
But with more drama.
We throw out a prompt, and you have to take a stand.
"Green light" means "Yes".
"Red light" means "No" and no gray areas.
-Ready? Shall we? -Oh, lovely!
-Come on… -I am thinking of it as
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham .
It's not that bad.
-So we are going to throw you a prompt-- -"It's not that bad."
Not the movie!
-You don't get me into trouble. -"It's not that bad."
We'll throw you a prompt, and
if you agree with it, then you go into the Green Light.
-Okay. -And if you don't
-then you go into the Red Light. -Okay.
And you can't stay in the middle.
Yeah. No gray areas here
like you and your life.
She insults people in an instant.
Not exactly. That insult was out of affection.
"It's okay to lie to protect someone you love."
-Yes… -"It's okay to lie to protect
someone you love."
-No? -You have to go in one.
You have to choose one.
Okay. He does not agree.
-Why? -Depends on the lie.
If it is a white lie, it is fine.
But… If you lie blatantly,
and support somebody who you love, who's wrong…
-Then I think it's not right. -Actually, I want to go with this.
-No, I agree with this. -I agree with that.
But there will be times when I would lie to…
-For someone-- -I think it's better to have
your cards on the table.
Everyone should know exactly what's happening.
It depends on who you are lying to, right?
-Yes-- -The person you love.
-The person you love? -Yeah.
No, I wouldn't lie to the person I love.
-I am not lying. -What is written?
-She is a liar. -Only to protect…
-She is-- -It's okay to lie to protect
-someone you love. -Yeah.
-I would say… -Protect someone you love.
-Not to them-- -It depends.
After committing a murder--
-You should not lie. -Yes.
But if… It also depends on what the lie is.
-Exactly. -So I am in the middle.
-What! - Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa .
Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa .
-Yes, it depends on the situation. -This is better.
-Yes. Come on… -This is better.
-I would defend someone I love. -He's very clear.
But if it is something like a murder or something serious,
then I would not.
-Then I would not. -So you must come here.
Go there.
-And… -Now he goes away.
-Oh, my God! -You know why he's gone there.
-Basically-- -1000% I will lie
to protect somebody I love.
-Come what may. -Oh, my God! He put on this act
-of being a saint. -And you fell for it.
-I felt that I… -What about that?
Okay, I still don't think I'd want to lie.
No, I am 50% convinced. It depends on the situation.
-I don't think I belong in any place. -Next.
-Middle. -Okay. Come on. Next one.
"Fame usually corrupts people."
I would say "yeah".
Again, he will go there.
-Just to be contrary-- -Let me think.
-You think a lot. -See.
-We don't know whether he is-- -Now you people express your views.
Fame does corrupt people.
Sometimes, for the good, they become better people,
and sometimes they become worse people.
-Usually… -And what happens with fame is
you have all these sicko fans around you.
They just keep saying "you are great", "you are the best."
But it depends on that person. That personality.
Depends on that individual
whether he lets that go to his head--
-Exactly. So usually. -Usually…
With me, nothing has ever gone to my head.
-The question was not about you. -It says, "usually".
-Usually. Generally… -I will speak about myself.
You are not the center of the universe.
For me, I am.
And then he says fame doesn't go to your head!
He thinks he's at the center of the universe and fame doesn't…
-Please come back. -This is my universe.
-And I live in Galaxy. -Good one.
Yeah. But success
makes more failures than failure itself.
Failure is like a wake-up call. It makes us get up and work hard.
-We go back… -Yeah.
…to that position. But usually, if
fame and compliments go to your head,
you are screwed, bro.
Finished. The game is over.
So that should never go to your head.
-Okay. Come. -We'll try.
Come on.
"Men gossip more than women."
-No chance. -Yes, I agree.
-I agree. -No chance.
Again, you have come this side.
-"Men gossip more than women." -This side… I disagree.
-This is for disagreement. -Yes. Disagreement.
No, but I completely think men definitely gossip more than women.
-What? -They do!
-They talk about everybody. -They do!
They talk about everybody and everything.
I don't know which men you people are hanging out with.
Yes. That is correct.
-They are all your friends. -They are your friends.
But it comes to us from the women.
It doesn't come to us from men.
Who are these women you are hanging out with?
Can we ask you that?
Your hairdressers, your stylists, and all these people.
The gossip goes from one person to another and reaches us.
-As if you don't listen to it keenly. -And the fact that it reaches
-someone like me-- -Are you deaf?
-And someone like Aamir… -I don't get any gossip.
That… Everyone knows.
Do you know what happens to me? I say, "I heard this gossip".
They say, "That happened ten years ago."
-I can imagine that. For sure. -I am the last person to know.
Okay.
-It's okay-- -But women gossip.
-More than men? -Yeah.
-You people are saints. -Get some milk
-and pour it on them. -I never said we don't gossip.
-You asked who does it more. -We narrate facts.
-Which you gossip… -Okay. We are done.
"People in the industry pretend to like each other more than they actually do."
Of course.
-That's true. -No.
-It's the business. Yeah. -Yeah.
-It's true. -I don't agree with this statement.
-I don't agree. -I don't agree with this statement.
People in the business don't pretend that they like you
just to get their work done, and then
-they just disappear. -But you always know…
-You always know when they don't like you. -But that is in every field.
-You always know it is not genuine. -It's not about--
So many people are not such good actors.
I feel that… There are people, of course, who
fake it and all that, but we also understand that he is fake--
-Yeah. We stay away. -We maintain distance.
You always know who wishes you well
-and doesn't wish you well. -I meet Jaggu, Anil, you,
and Shah Rukh. We don't fake our liking for each other.
-That's right. -But it's not about who you meet.
There are people who pretend that they like you more than they do.
-That happens everywhere. -Perhaps, you have met those people.
-You just keep quiet. I have met you… -Come on.
Okay. We are done.
How much do we walk?
Now, both of you should sit, and we'll ask you questions.
Come, Salman. We'll ask them questions. This is too much.
They have been questioning us for a long time.
I have an interesting question for you people.
Earlier, when we were talking, you said you get inspired by me.
That you live vicariously through me because I had a number of…
You know… Wives.
You sound like a Sheikh.
-This question… -A Sheikh…
-He's already tired of asking. -No…
The question is yet to come.
Why do you want to live vicariously through me?
-Hey… -We are just looking at it.
-Just window shopping. -No. Answer properly.
-Where did you get this thought from? -I will tell you.
Our life is more like junk now.
So we are living through you
and looking at what is fresh.
-Akshay-- -We are admiring your…
-Akshay. -We are admiring your whole array.
-Your versatility. Your turn. -Okay. Your turn.
-How did this pair come to be? -I was doing a chat show.
And that channel shut down. I interviewed her.
And I think someone saw us and said
we have good chemistry. Five years later,
we are both here on this couch.
So I guess that's how it happened.
Match made in heaven, basically.
I am glad this turned out.
I think the devil made this match.
-Prime made this match. -With you both on the show,
the energy level will be good.
Actually, we realized that we have many things in common.
-Common. Yes. -Surprisingly.
-Like what? -Everything. We actually
-say the same things… -Both are rude!
-What! Rude? -Of course.
How are we disrespectful? Through this show.
-we've only been kind. -We are independent.
We are quite decent.
We are good mothers.
-We are working women -Both want to live vicariously through me.
Yes. That is our greatness.
We are not going to do it. We are living it through you.
-See. -Thank God nobody wants to live my life.
No.
Okay. In real life, both of you have been on platforms
that are very emotional. You both have
let people see your softer side.
You know how vulnerable both of you are.
-How did that change come about? -I have always been like this.
-I cry very easily. -You cry.
I have always been someone who cries. -He cries.
-You have also become too emotional. -Yes, I do cry easily.
-No. You know, if… -Like I laugh, I cry.
If we are talking about happy moments…
If we are talking about happy moments, then that is when
we get tears of joy.
But if at all,
it is some kind of stuff that you have gone through,
I never cry at that.
That is your business. That is your thing.
You need to fight that. You cannot put that out.
But if you are talking about, say, for example,
a co-star who has helped you. A friend who has helped you.
At a time when you did not have anything.
-So those moments, you know, just… -The good stuff.
Jus-- Yeah. It just makes you feel good about that.
I have known these guys for 40 years now.
Have you ever cried in public?
Made people cry in public?
-She has made people cry. -She has made people cry.
I have made people cry. No. I think my defense mechanism kicks in.
I would rather people think that I am stupid than a damsel in distress.
It doesn't work for me.
Have you cried?
I have got tears in my eyes once or twice.
-But-- -I am very comfortable crying.
I don't feel it shows… It's not a sign of weakness for me.
-No, I think it is a great thing. -It is…
-A sign of strength. -It's so strange, we are sitting here,
and the guys don't have an issue with
-crying. -Crying.
We both are like, "No. We don't want to cry in public."
No, but I think, with you guys being open about your emotions
and crying, you are opening the door for so many men out there
who, perhaps, were scared to express themselves.
If they see their heroes doing it,
it automatically enables them.
So I think that's…
But, I mean, cry for the right reasons. Why cry for no rhyme or reason?
Not for no rhyme or reason.
Since childhood, we have been told
-"Boys shouldn't cry." -"Kids should not cry."
-Yes. "Boys don't cry." -Now they see grown-up men
crying.
But crying for like…
Again, he is playing that same game
-where he'll just disagree. -No.
-Now he's just disagreeing for no reason. -Crying for your brother, sister,
mother, father, family…
But going and crying for
a girlfriend who has left you.
Then that is…
a bit too much.
But now, at this age, who is crying for a girlfriend who has left?
This is what we are talking about. The younger generation.
Move on. Next.
-Next? -Next.
-Okay. All right. -Next.
-Swipe. That's it. -Follow Aamir.
"Follow Aamir."
-You people found a punching bag today. -I didn't say that. He did.
You are punching me…
-Him! -Not just him…
-As if you people are saints. -Of course, we are saints.
We have been very gracious. Can't you see?
Yeah, but he has gone through a very rough phase.
He has taken all of it on himself.
But even you have gone through a very rough phase.
Your entire physical health
-and what's been happening around you. -Physical health is good now.
-Okay. I am glad. -I had trigeminal neuralgia.
Which was taken care of at that point in time.
Now the aneurysm is there. Then, an arteriovenous malformation is present.
But you've got to live with it. There are a lot of people
living with bypass surgeries, heart conditions, and many more.
So, I mean…
You have been talking a lot about your mental health.
-What did you say? -When I had that trigeminal neuralgia
which was taken care of.
That pain used to be… You would not want your
-biggest enemy to have that pain. -Yes.
-It's really bad. -I had it for seven and a half years.
I would talk like this…
-Oh no… -Oh shit!
This used to happen
-every four to five minutes. -Damn!
Oh my God.
-Yeah, me from then… -It's a terrible pain.
Anything. Suddenly, while talking… It used to take me about
an hour and a half
to have my breakfast, and I used to go straight to dinner.
For an omelet, it used to take me… Because I couldn't…
-Couldn't chew. -Force myself.
Hurt it. Means like as much pain…
So I could get rid of it and then
I used to be on some 750 mg of…
painkillers and even that wouldn't help.
And then when they realized I had it. They thought it was dental.
When they realized, I was asked when this pain would go away.
I said that when it reduces a bit and keeps on coming back at
longer intervals of time,
when I have a drink or two.
That is when they realized it is about a nerve.
-Okay. -And it used to be like… Aamir.
The first time, I think I was doing Partner .
Lara was there.
-And… Yes. -From that time?
A hair strand came here, and she did this, and I was…
Oh shit.
-Oh God! -And I realized…
"Wow, Lara! Electrifying!"
That is when it started,
I mean, I used to be like…
you know…
Okay…
Oh…
-Oh God! -Oh…
You are okay now?
-Absolutely… -That pain is gone.
That pain is gone. It is the worst pain.
It's called "The Suicidal Disease".
The maximum number of suicides are committed by patients of this disease.
-You can't handle the pain. -People out here didn't know about it.
So when… I also spoke about it because a lot of people have it.
A lot of people have it.
And now it is very easily treatable.
It's a Gamma Knife Surgery.
They fix screws to your face for almost eight hours.
They make you lie down and with the gamma knife…
-You underwent this surgery. -Yeah. Eight and a half hours.
When I came out, they said, "Your pain
will go about 20 to 30 percent". I said…
-Whatever. -I agreed. But then
-it just went. Completely. -Completely?
Touch-wood.
Completely gone.
You've been talking about mental health.
He's been having physical health issues.
-You've been talking about-- -Physically, all is fine.
As of now, you are. Agreed.
Boss.
You've been talking about mental health, and
because of you, a lot of conversations have opened up.
Even your daughter has been
talking about this.
When did you first go to a therapist?
When I went to a therapist
for the first time… It was more of counseling.
It was when Reena and I were going through our separation
and divorce, so we were jointly doing counseling.
That was the first time. Year 2002.
Then I had a gap. You know, then I had a long gap.
-Four years back, I started therapy. -You could've come to me.
But that is the best thing. To go to a friend.
-Yeah. -That is right.
So, he… I mean, he takes away more than half of your
-pain and he gives you… -You share it.
We do it with everyone. We share with friends and family.
But a therapist makes you realize what it is that you are doing wrong.
-Exactly. -How are you seeing things wrongly?
And you get to correct yourself. You get to improve yourself.
That's the main thing. That's what I felt.
I mean, we are all carrying baggage.
And like in any airline counter,
the heavier the baggage, the greater the penalty you have to pay.
A good therapist helps you downsize your baggage,
and you can probably make it small enough
to stow in some overhead compartment
of our lives.
But I mean, the baggage that you are carrying,
why would you want to carry that baggage?
Even if you go on a hike,
-you have your sack or your-- -Unintended baggage.
-Yeah. Rug sack… -Nobody wants to.
You are carrying it for a bit, and then
you clip it off and put it down.
-But everyone can't do that. -Leave it in the past.
If you can do it, that's fantastic.
And you are clearly able to do it.
-But everyone can't-- -Don't go into the past.
Present. Be in the present. That will make your future.
That is what it is. I totally believe in that.
That baggage could possibly belong to someone else, also.
Let that person carry his baggage.
Why should we carry somebody else's baggage?
"Passengers are…" What is that?
"…responsible for their luggage."
You have a point of view, but I think going to a therapist is like
-going to any doctor. -It helped me a lot…
It's a good thing if the therapist is good.
Exactly. You have to find the right one.
Like how you find the right doctor.
One of the reasons we decided to do this show
was because we saw that a lot of
male hosts ask questions, and they don't
ever bring up the sort of questions that women really want to ask
you guys.
And we also ask these questions at home.
We are collating answers.
We haven't got a concrete one yet.
So we are asking you guys.
-Don't get too scared. -No.
-It's a healthy discussion. -Yeah. Ask away.
Ask anything. Brace yourself, bro.
You need to take over now.
So, when the hero romances a younger woman,
it's called cinema magic. But
when an older heroine romances a younger man,
it's called bold.
Why do you think that is?
Actually, for me, when I am doing a movie, I'd like to…
The casting should be done based on
the requirement.
So sometimes there is a requirement where there is an age difference
between the two actors. It could be, in Dil Chahta Hai
-Akshaye and Dimple. -Yeah.
So it really depends… For me, it depends on the story.
But in your movies, you have always had these…
Have I done movies with very young heroines? I don't know.
-Sometimes you have. -You have.
Bebo.
But did Bebo and I not look like we were together, I mean…
The same age?
You did not, I did.
No, I don't think it is about looking. It's about the actual age gap.
When it doesn't--
Filmmaking is not real. You have to understand that.
Will you actually die in a death scene?
No, it's not that, but--
-It has to look right. -It's never the other way.
It's never like, you know… By the time
you are 40 or 50, you are playing the hero's mother.
So there is definitely a difference.
No, look. Depending, like there is…
Sridevi. If she'd have kept on working, she could've still done. Madhuri…
can still play if there's a role. If there is a younger girl…
An upcoming star or a star that the producer or director says
"I want to cast her."
Okay? Now we have done so much work
that the pairing looks old. So, to bring in freshness
in a movie. So that's when you take up, you know,
somebody else who you have not worked with that much.
I believe… I mean, this is what my thing is.
It doesn't work in the opposite way, though.
But how many such scripts do you people come across?
But I don't think that movie is good,
and the story is really woven around
something like that… An older woman and a younger man.
I don't think anyone would mind that.
It's clearly a man's world.
What do you think a woman has to do
-to succeed in this world? -In the kitchen,
-we were pushed. -When were you pushed into the kitchen?
We were pushed into the kitchen.
The chef in every hotel and house is a man.
But he's getting paid for it.
-Hey… -Yes.
But the chef gets paid for it, and at home, if you cook, you get nothing.
Yes, so are you both cooking at home?
How is it not a male-dominated society?
There are two males in your house
whom you have dominated.
Ours is a different scenario.
That's not the case with the rest of the world.
-Right… -I feel that
you know, in our society, we don't treat human beings
-irrespective of their, you know… -Gender.
Sexual orientation or their gender.
But I have to say one thing.
Actually, in Salman's movies, there is some sort of equality
because Salman shows more cleavage and legs than the heroine.
So there is equality.
I have told the heroines to change and come back.
-"Go and wear trousers." -Yes…
Because I'll tell you what happens.
Because, I mean… This is how our culture is.
Now you are watching a movie with your parents and grandparents.
When you happen to see such scenes, you do feel awkward.
And… They are awkward with themselves.
And I believe that if you want people to come in
their 20s and 30s, then that thing should be there.
People should not feel awkward with the kind of movies you are doing.
-He does the same thing. -He has given a good answer,
but the real answer is that he wants people only to see his chest,
and no one else should be distracted from him.
-He doesn't-- -That's also correct.
-He's at the center of his universe.
No. See, because I'll tell you…
If at this age, I am looking like that. Okay?
-"I deserve to be looked at." -You deserve it.
No. It will get people
younger than me, who are not looking like that. Okay?
To start looking like that.
It just gives them that motivation.
Both of you have done this
losing weight, putting on weight…
Do you all have like separate wardrobes?
Like a wardrobe for when you are fat and one for when you are thin?
Or anything like that? We have!
-We have. -I do. I have my fat jeans.
-She has her fat jeans. -He has one kurta.
-That's it. -I have medium and large.
-Yes. -And extra-large.
-You also have extra-large. -Yes. Three sizes.
-I have three… -So do we.
All the costumes we have on the set
are in sizes medium, large, and extra-large.
-Depending on your mood that day. -Depending on the night.
-Of the previous day. -Previous day…
-Depending on the previous night. -But sometimes, you know
I have so many injuries, I can't work out.
You can't keep at it.
So, because of that, you need that slide, but…
Once you are in a movie, then
you are quite okay with that same costume.
But before the movie, you are extra large,
then large, and by the time we get to the climax,
I get to medium.
In the climax, I have to take my shirt off. So…
all that.
We are not going to ask you to remove your shirt today.
-Don't worry. -No. But we have to do one thing.
He doesn't have to remove his shirt, but this fellow has to sing for us.
I believe you do classical singing.
I am learning to sing. It is something I love.
-Please… -I am not a very good singer.
-Salman sings well. -No, I don't…
Okay. You go first, and then Salman will.
I heard your songs. You played the recording.
Recording is a different story.
-That recording-- -It is auto-tune.
A lot of work has been done on it.
I sing for five minutes and leave.
The technicians need two weeks to polish it.
Okay, please sing a little bit for us.
-What do you want me to sing? I'll sing. -What do you sing?
Happy-go-lucky chaps on Their way to make it big in life
Smart chaps pretending to be naive
-Something like that? -Yes.
They wish to meet a damsel
And steal her heart
Her heart
Smart chaps
-Awesome. -Very good. Okay.
-Sheer guts. -Sing an old one.
-Which one? -Old one.
My dreams have been left shattered
In the very eyes that cherished them
May you also yearn to be with someone
Anamika, may you also long for love
-Wow! -Wow.
My dreams have been left shattered
Your turn.
-Your turn. You have to sing. -Little bit. Something.
When the day comes to a gradual end
When the dusk secretly
Sneaks into the horizon
Wow.
My feelings… He sings well.
Since we have had so much fun here,
-we have to play a game. -Now let's go fishing.
-No baits, no boats, no tags. -Fishing?
That could make or break your ego.
We all get limited time to catch as many fish as we can.
And then we have to defend our tags
like our reputation depends on it.
-Absolutely. -Because it does. Well…
Let's get ready for "Oppo Game On".
Come on. Hurry.
-Convincing you people is tough. -Whoever gets the most fish wins.
Okay. The timer begins now.
Okay.
Hey, how does this work?
-Like this. -Oh…
-I caught two at once. -What are you saying, Aamir?
-Hey… -Hey!
-Cheater! -Hey!
Hey, Twinkle! Stop it!
-Cheaters always prosper. -No, they don't!
Time's up.
I pulled your rod also.
-Let's begin. -Salman will start.
He's an expert at catching fish.
And there is always one more in the sea for him.
"PhD in Intimidation." Yes. I think it applies to him.
"PhD in Intimidation."
Yeah. So you earned that fish.
-You have earned that fish. -No, what do you feel?
I feel that intimidation is something
-I pay a huge price for. -What do you mean?
For instance, my walk.
-Yeah… -This is my walk.
This is my walk.
Wherever I go, they say I have an “attitude”
That nothing matters to me and all that. Then…
-It creates a perception… -You are not such a person.
-I am… -You don't intimidate anyone?
Wow!
-It happens. -Everyone is scared of him.
It also happens like… I mean…
Since childhood…
"Hey, sweet kid". They ruffle my hair
and all that… So in order to keep that away
-I must carry an expression. -"Stay away from me."
Yes. That is it.
"Tantrum king or queen." I don't think I am a tantrum king or queen.
You threw a tantrum, saying that he comes late for work
-and you'll never work with him again. -I never threw a tantrum.
I told a fact.
That was not a tantrum.
I didn't say, "He is late. I am leaving the shoot." That would be a tantrum.
Do you think he deserves this "Tantrum"?
-No, I think no. -He used to
stay back, while I would come late and still be done with my work.
"One more take."
He would get the perfect shot after 38 takes.
-Most of the time. -This is not possible.
-What does it read? -"Falls in love every second day."
-No. -No, you don't deserve this fish.
-Throw it out. -"Ridiculously charming."
-I don't think it applies to me. -I think you are very charming.
-What nonsense! No… -I think you are very charming.
-Isn't he charming? -I think you are charming
-but maybe not ridiculously. -Yes, but charming.
"You are slightly charming. Nothing much."
-So not ridiculously charming. -You are charming.
No, people like Aamir.
-Yes… -No effort. No effort made.
They like Aamir.
-What did you get? -"Innocent but looks mischievous."
No, that's not you.
-This is not your face. -Let go of it.
You are mischievous but look innocent.
You are exactly the opposite of that.
Mine is "Don't mess with me".
-I agree. -Correct…
-It's absolutely correct. -You all are agreeing a bit too much.
Nobody can dare to mess with you.
Take this home and put it under your pillow.
Then your husband won't mess with you.
Nobody would dare. Next.
-"Use at least five curse words…" -"Curse words."
-"Per hour." -Agreed.
Agreed.
You don't want to start here. Not starting from here, right?
But the curse words are never aimed at somebody else.
-Never ever. -Never onto somebody else.
Always onto me.
Like "I got screwed."
You know, "I did this, I did that."
-Never curse others. -Never curse others.
Have you noticed that he has defended himself over everything?
No matter what he does, he is very innocent.
-It is a fact. -It is a fact that he's a good man.
-Why… -Shut up!
When did you hear me cursing someone?
The curse words are always on me.
"I am in trouble". I am never like, "You…"
You know that sounds so wrong. Let's stop right there.
-That is better. -I'm just saying…
-I got the same. -"Mischievous but looks innocent."
-I agree. -Yes.
-He is that. -100%.
-You are mischievous. -No two ways about it.
-100%. -Fully.
Stop this nonsense.
You deserve this fish.
Put it back in your basket. Defend it.
I am not mischievous.
-Mischievous… -I am the most innocent person
in the entire industry.
-Oh my… -That person is right next to you.
"Takes a week to reply to a text."
No. That's you.
-I'll take this fish. -Please do.
Take this. This is yours.
"Emotional king." This is what I got.
Yes, I am emotional.
-"Emotional king". Absolutely. -You are also emotional.
-Yes. -Then keep it.
Take your fish.
"Technologically challenged." That is very true.
I am technologically challenged. I can't turn on a TV.
Because there is somebody or the other to turn it on.
So that is the reason why you have not bothered to do this.
I'll tell you a story.
In 1996, Shah Rukh and I went to shows.
-He bought a laptop for himself. -He is very…
-Technologically, he is ahead. -Quite ahead.
He said it is the latest laptop. I can do this and that using it.
I hadn't used a laptop in my life. I said…
"If you are so excited about it, buy one for me also."
Poor guy bought one for me. We came back.
I kept the laptop in a drawer and forgot.
Five years later, my manager asked, "Sir, can I use your laptop?"
I said, "All right, I don't use it."
It just didn't turn on.
It stayed shut for five years. It didn't turn on.
-You kept a laptop in your drawer. -I don't use one.
-"Bully No. One”, I am not. -This is yours.
-No! I am not a bully. -You can keep it.
-No, I am not a bully. -You can keep it.
Salman is not saying anything.
-Salman, is she a bully or not? -No…
-I am not a bully. -Not at all.
-Not at all and… -Not a bully…
And neither am I any of these. "Flirts their way out of trouble."
-No… -That is 100% you.
-"Photographic Memory." -Memory? Yes.
Memory…
"Can't keep a secret." No!
-I have 12. -Liar!
-Liar… -I think Salman has won.
-He has many fish… -There are six.
Seven.
-Salman has won. -Salman has won.
-Okay, fine. Let's give him-- -No, Tina. You won.
She has 12.
I will take this hamper. Thank you very much.
-Twelve fish. -Why is she getting the hamper?
-No, Salman caught the maximum fish. -No…
I am taking the hamper. I deserve it.
And I deserve it for bearing the two of you and her cackling in my ear.
-Nonsense. -It's all mine.
How many episodes will you be doing?
-Why? Want to come back? -No, I am asking. How many episodes?
-Eight. -Eight. Congratulations.
-Why? -Congratulations.
-Are you congratulating-- -Do watch this show.
All the episodes of it. Do watch it.
-Hey… -You are so mean.
Cut this out. We don't want all this.
But since we are all here,
let's commemorate this moment with an expression that says
-Today was too much! -Too much!
-One minute. You come here. -Why?
We are taking a photo, right?
Even here, he wants perfection.
-I thought it was a photo. -No. We are just doing the expression.
-Oh! What is the expression? -Okay.
-Whatever. Today was too much fun. -Today was too much fun.
What expression is that?
What was that? "Peace, Brother."
I just have three expressions.
One is a smile, the other is this…
Where shall I get more expressions from?
Okay. Again.
Today was too much…
-Thank you so much. -Thank you, guys.
-Thank you for doing this. -Bye. See you.
-Again…
Bye.
Let's go.
-Not bad at all. -You're great with your answers.
I need to learn from you.
No. One must tell the truth. Why lie?
-Alright. We did quite well. -Yes…
-Okay. -This was too much.
-Yeah. It really was. -Come on, let's go home.
-Let's go home. That way? -This way…
Here's a very annoying…
But admiring…
Varun Dhawan and Alia Bhatt.
It's not a big deal.
Not a big deal, dude.
Oh, no!
It's fine to fall for someone
your friend dated in the past.
I think, VD, you should quickly come and stand here.
-Why? I have not dated any friend's… -Because you're being very hypocritical.
Come and stand here right now!
You are killing it on this show! s… -Because you're being very hypocritical.