I left my wallet in the car. Wait.
I need to follow that car, please.
Can I please make a call?
[Kartik] Why are you calling from a different number now?
Get in. There's no Kartik coming for you.
He thinks you're stalking him.
[Agni] - Happy Birthday. - Cheers!
[Agni] It's my anniversary party.
I've invited Kartik. And you must come too.
[Kartik] I fell in love with someone else.
Okay. Tell me what you want me to be.
I want her.
I will throw this glass on his face.
Why do you have to interfere?
- Sameera, where are you? - Your phone's switched on.
[Car honking, tires screeching]
[Title Montage]
[Sameera] I think the only way to mend a broken heart
is from the pieces of another one
which is equally damaged, and equally defective.
Good morning.
Barbie, please put the garbage out.
Sure.
[Door opens]
Porno. Porno, what did I do now?
You did something.
I'll tell you when I find out. Now just get lost.
[Barbie] Porno. Porno.
F**k, what are you doing?
You always do this. Porno.
Open the door.
- What's in it? It tastes bitter. - [Barbie] Porno.
After last night, some self-control, some self-respect
and lots of common sense. Because you need these things, Sam.
[Cell phone chimes]
[Cell phone beeps]
Whose message is it?
It's just spam.
Yeah, right, spam.
[Cell phone beeps]
Yeah, so. These are his grandma's bangles. He'll need them back.
Yeah, right.
Even we paid our share of fare for this cab.
Mister, if you're done enjoying, now can I spread my wings too.
Please move to the side.
Look, he's only asked for your bangles.
It is a very good sign.
Whenever Parth and I get into a fight,
I used to intentionally forget my stuff at his place.
Parth, I left my teddy bear at your place. Can you bring it over?
[Chuckles]
- My pink lingerie's at your place. - Shh!
Can I come over?
You know, it's just an excuse to meet again.
This... This is like a mating ritual, dude.
What mating ritual?
Do you guys want to know the mating ritual of a blowfly?
Why, sister? It's so boring.
Anyway, the male blowfly always gives a gift to the female blowfly
you know, before sleeping with them.
But that's your mating ritual.
- You're that blowfly. - [Sniggering]
Ohh... that's really funny, isn't it?
Very funny.
I'll post a picture of yours
- and make it viral. - Agni.
Anyway, so this gift is usually something to eat.
But some blowflies are so shrewd and cunning
that they fill the cocoon with their shit.
Yuck.
And the female fly things "Oh my, God. It's so heavy.
Must be something special. And he's the one for me and all of that."
But does the female fly realize after this?
That he's full of shit.
And that Sam, is Kartik for you.
Are you done? Are you done telling your little wives tales?
Sam, choose a card.
The Fool.
[Porno] Yeah! Why am I not surprised?
Sam and Fool.
It means a new beginning.
You'll open the door that will change your life.
Better be careful about which door you're opening today.
[Chuckles]
Yeah, Porno.
For the first time in 8 months 3 weeks and 2 days...
Yeah, I know.
- I know it's been four years. - For the first time
- he's called to meet me. - So?
I know it's his own selfish concern.
- He wants his bangles back. - ...nothing is going to change.
- I am not overdressed. - What didn't change in four years,
isn't going to change now.
You're being paranoid unnecessarily.
What?
Yeah, I'll be fine.
I've already changed my house, Ishavni.
Now you want me to cultivate a hobby as well.
Porno, can I call you later, please?
Do you want me to learn to stitch?
Idiot.
Bye.
[Punjabi song playing]
Thank you.
Oh, God.
There was a box this big. I packed it myself.
Where is it?
It's all right here, sir.
We just delivered your stuff.
'It's all right here. We just delivered your stuff.'
But looking after the stuff is not your responsibility.
Do you know how valuable that box was?
You're running such a pathetic service.
- There was a box... - There are only boxes here.
Stop talking nonsense, and listen to me!
Stay there, I am coming.
Let's go.
[Sighs]
[Sameera] I was dead inside.
My pain was the only antidote that made me feel.
My pain was my connection with Kartik?
If there was anything left in my relationship with Kartik,
that was the pain.
And if I wanted to hold on to this relationship
I had to hold on to this pain.
[Door opens]
[Panting]
[Sameera] Memories that haunt you, stalk you, possess you like ghosts.
And there is no exorcism.
[Song playing]
- Hello. - [Mrs. Gill] Hello.
Sameera. Mrs. Gill speaking.
I found your dog outside.
How did she get out?
I don't know how she got out, dear.
But yes, your house is locked.
[Door opens]
[Agni] You'll open the door that will change your life.
Better be careful about which door you're opening today.
Shit!
[Veer] Alina.
- Alina. - Kartik.
- Who are you? - Who are you?
- Who is Alina? - My wife.
Do you have a wife?
I can't be going crazy here.
Do you see that girl?
That is your excuse... that you can see a girl?
Yes, she's standing right there.
I am right here and you call another girl.
And plus you have a wife.
You're a f*****g a*****e.
Excuse me. Is Kartik inside?
Do I look like a f*****g Inquiry Centre to you? Move.
[Door opens]
[Door slams shut]
[Veer] Wait?
You have a key to this house as well?
- Of course. - What do you mean of course?
- How did you get in this house? - Legally.
And where's all my stuff?
There was a wrought iron chair right here.
My favorite painting.
Oh my God. So you are the psycho ex.
Did Kartik sell the house?
Yes... Yes! Wait a minute, that just reminds me.
These are some papers.
I need your signature on these.
Please sign on them.
And anyway, you two are not together anymore.
So, what's the point in co-owning a house together.
Initials on every page,
and signature on the last one here...
Psycho-ex.
Kartik calls me psycho-ex?
Really sorry, I don't know. And I actually don't care.
Please sign on them, and I'll make your cheque.
Name?
He didn't even tell me your name.
How does it matter whether he told me or not?
You know your name, don't you? So please sign on this.
[Meowing]
- Oh my baby. - Where's Karma?
Karma?
Kartik sold the house and didn't tell you about Karma.
I don't believe in Karma.
Karma, baby.
Karma.
That stupid wild dog belongs to you? Do you know what he did?
He attacked Mrs. Robinson and then he attacked me too.
He's not a dog, Karma is a b***h.
No wonder she found you.
- Are you f*****g stoned? - Karma. Karma, baby.
[Sighs]
Initials on every page, and signature on the last one here.
[Thundering]
Ahem!
Tell me something.
What kind of a man adopts Karma one day
and decides its all over the next day.
Did he ask Karma? No.
Poor thing doesn't know that Kartik has moved on.
She doesn't know that this is no longer her home.
She still waits for him in this home. What an idiot.
I wish someone could make Move-On pill like antibiotics.
It could've saved many lives.
I want to move on. Karma wants to move on.
But it's impossible to do.
[Veer] Psycho ex. Yes.
I didn't even ask Kartik her name.
And I am not sure why I even listened to her crap for so long?
Psycho ex.
She sounded pretty damaged, demented, and defective.
Kind of like me.
She also sounded pretty lonely.
Like me again.
And let me tell you, it secretly felt very nice to know
someone was as f****d up and as broken like me. Yes.
Kartik tells me to bring his grandma's bangles
and me like a moron wait for him to show up.
I know he's only coming to pick up the bangles
and, maybe he'll even leave before I finish my coffee.
But he called me after so long.
He wanted something from me.
He needs me. I mean he needs the bangles.
That's... that's enough to make me happy.
I wait for him, and...
he doesn't show up.
That's why I feel bad.
It hurts.
But... I don't feel anything the rest of the time.
Other times I am numb, cyphered, zero-feelings, dead inside.
Like someone's injected me with anesthesia.
[Veer] You know... Karma.
I think I saw Karma.
I saw her downstairs.
Hello. Hey...
Hello, wait.
Hello. Psycho-ex.
Who is going to sign these papers? Hello. Psycho...
[Thunder rumbling]
[Sameera] Karma.
Karma, where are you?
Karma, baby. Where are you?
Look who's come to get you? Baby, where are you?
- Hello. - Karma.
You won't find your dog.
Go home and sleep.
You go home... to my home.
That is my home.
Why are you so concerned about me?
- I am concerned because... - Karma.
...I can sleep only after you leave.
Because there's no trusting you. You barge right in anyone's home.
And you even have keys to my house.
Can I please borrow your umbrella?
You're looking for your dog in the middle of the night in this deluge.
Tell me something, does he even want to be found?
That doesn't matter. I love my dog, I need to find her.
Have you always been so delusional?
Karma.
By the way, Kartik is right about you.
You're quite crazy, I must say.
Because I care?
No, even a dog knows better than straying
out at this hour in this deluge.
And you're looking for her.
Go home and sleep, and let others sleep as well.
Karma!
Karma...
[Panting]
Ouch!
[Sobbing]
Ohh... so this is your regular workout regime.
You always take the stairs.
I've claustrophobia.
Oh, I am really sorry, I didn't know.
Even I didn't know.
In the last one year, I discovered that I have claustrophobia.
You know, anxiety attacks, sweating, gets heavy to breathe.
You know, I had none of these problems
as long as I was with Kartik.
- In the last one year... - There is no social obligation
where we have to exchange personal notes to know each other better.
[Sighs]
My phone's completely drenched. I'm not able to call anybody.
Is it okay if I just borrow your phone to call an Uber?
Sure.
Thank you.
Tsk!
Wow, pretty fancy this.
I bought it for Kartik.
He gets nightmares.
Right now you're the biggest nightmare in his life.
[Laughs]
I doubt this dream catcher will help.
I am sorry.
Did he say that?
Uh...
Can you please...
It says 15 minutes for the Uber to get here.
Thank you.
[Sniffs]
When did he call me psycho-ex? I mean in what context.
You know if someone's calling you psycho-ex
then the context is not important,
I think you should focus on the word 'psycho'.
And also the fact that he's calling you an ''ex'.
Where did you meet him?
You know, I think I should get the dryer.
Try drying your phone with that.
Yeah...
I heard that Sameera is coming over.
Please don't give her my new address.
Why didn't you tell me that she's senile?
Whatever. Don't let her in the home, or she won't leave.
She's sitting in the next room.
Are you crazy?
Get her out of there as soon as possible.
Okay, calm down. I'll call you back. Bye.
[Clattering]
What the f**k do you think you're doing?
Sorry, the box just fell...
You know Kartik is right about you.
You're a bloody psycho.
You follow him, you follow his girlfriend.
And now you want information about me,
by going through my personal stuff.
You know he was right.
He warned me about this, I should've understood then.
But I was the one who felt bad for you.
And I was the one who wanted to help you.
But he was right. You're just pathetic.
I didn't do anything.
There's a concept called privacy. Do you get it?
Do you have any self-respect or some shame?
Leave!
[Sameera] Whatever Veer said was because he misunderstood me.
And that doesn't make any difference to me.
What shattered me was what Kartik thought about me.
Psycho-ex. Stalker. Loser. Pathetic.
I still loved him.
Like a broken record which is now out of tune
and completely irrelevant.
I still loved him.
I think that is how dinosaurs went extinct.
The entire world was on the verge of changing,
and they couldn't move on with the times.
It's lonely... being a dinosaur.
[Theme music playing]