Get lost!
What have you mixed in this? A little self-respect.
And a lot of common sense.
Because you need that a lot, Sam.
He will want his grandma's bangles, right?
[Agni] You will open the door, that will change your life.
[Veer] There was a huge box. Where did that go?
[Mrs. Gill] I found your dog downstairs.
Let's go, driver. How did you enter this house?
- Legally? - Kartik sold the house?
Kartik is right about you.
- You are quite crazy. - Ow.
[Sameera] I have got claustrophobia.
I am really sorry. I didn't know.
Do you have any self-respect? Shame?
Leave.
It is very lonely being a dinosaur.
[Title Montage]
Oh my.
- [Door opens] - My baby.
- Good morning. - Good morning, bro.
F**k! How many people have the key to this house?
And Kartik, listen.
When I bought the house you didn't tell me that
this house come with your stalker ex.
And friends who get you breakfast.
Cheer up, Veer.
What? What are you looking for there?
[Woman] Checking for his psycho ex.
Wow, that reminds me. Listen.
Your dream catcher is there.
Your psycho ex has sent it for you.
She said that you get nightmares.
Is that true?
You see what I mean.
She can come to drop the dream catcher.
But she won't come back to return the bangles.
Because that's a clear opportunity to meet me.
In our five years relationship we broke up for 18 months.
And it's not that I didn't try.
And every time I tried I have found myself
on a trip, vacation and...
And one day I found
I gave her granny's bangles.
[Laughs]
Why did you give them to her?
Baby, I made a mistake.
Now, I am asking them back. So just give them back.
But no. She wants closure.
Does she want closure in 36 installments?
As far as I see, I think this is a lifetime EMI scheme.
[Woman] Guys, come on.
I am really feeling bad for her now.
- Someone feel bad for me too. - [Chuckles]
She is stalking me.
- And you are taking her side. - Hey.
Is there a thumb rule that I need to hate your ex?
She's not some random girl you found in the marketplace
and she fell in love with you.
Love at first night.
She's not stalking you.
You've been in a relationship with her for five years.
It's a long time.
Maybe she's... She's not over you.
Good morning.
Where were you?
We were trying to call you the whole night.
You didn't even bother to call us once.
We were not able to connect to your phone.
- Didn't you think even once that... - One second.
- We were worried about you. - [Sameera] One second.
[Agni] Are you okay, Sam?
- [Agni] Shit! - What happened?
How?
Kartik sold our house.
I found out last night.
Rats!
Sam. Sam. Listen to me.
I will find out and tell you Kartik's new address now.
Right now.
Listen, that is not what she needs right now. Okay?
- Agni, don't do this. - One minute.
- Hello? - All okay?
Yes, Parth.
You know Kartik's new address, right?
What! You knew it already, right?
What mother promise?
[Porno] How much more will you suffer?
[Sighs]
Aren't you tired?
Look at all this. It is all a sign.
Get a new phone.
Get new heels.
F*****g, get a new life.
Yeah
Parth is feeling very close to Kartik.
Don't worry. I will go home now and have it resolved.
I will get you the address.
How can he just sell the house?
Okay, listen. Is the house empty?
No, Kartik's cousin has moved there.
At first, even I was lost as to who that man was.
And last night when I went home I realized his name is Veer.
- He sees his dead wife. - What?
Yeah. Kartik had told me about him.
He has some serious rage issues.
He thinks I am desperate.
He had not even told his cousin my name.
You know he was referring to me as psycho ex.
People are bound to say something. That's what they do.
Have you heard that saying?
Where is your self-respect?
How does that matter? Let them say what they want to.
Do you think you are psycho?
No, right?
That's it. That's it...
Shut up, Agni. Just shut up.
Sam,
you want Kartik to respect you. Correct?
Okay,
- we will sell off his bangles. - One minute.
And we will party with that money.
Guys. Shut up.
Unfriend her first. And come with me.
These bangles have been given by Kartik's grandma.
And Sam will wear these bangles in her wedding
Get out.
Get out of my house. Right now.
Sam, listen to me very carefully.
Get all off Kartik's things you have together.
We need to throw it away.
You need to do a spring cleaning of your f*****g life.
- Do you get me? - Tell me.
That girl has a problem. Okay?
She is troubled. Why are you over-reacting?
- Just shut up. Okay? - Why should I?
This is all because of you.
You are always talking about Kartik.
- She is just... - I will do it.
I will do it.
What?
[Agni] No. Sam, no. Sam, no. Sam.
Don't listen to her.
- Sam. - Hello, Parth.
- Parth... - Sam. Sam.
- Take your wife away. - Sam, stop.
She is your wife and we have to tolerate her.
- Kartik is your epic lover. - Come fast.
Don't do that. We have planned your vacation.
Mom, my foot is stuck. Please.
- Yes, remove your foot. Fatso. - Sam. Sam.
- Sam. - Move.
Sam.
- Sam, Sam. Stop. - Agni...
I will break this door. I will break it.
- Move. Move. - [Door closes]
[Sameera] Sometimes you have to choose between
trying one more time and starting over.
Sometimes you choose dating.
Sometimes you know that everyone around you
has moved on but you alone are stuck.
Sometimes you say no to new things.
[Song playing]
[Alina] Veer.
- Investment banker. - Hmm.
Will you only invest in people?
Or do you plan to invest in me too?
You are my FD.
[Laughing]
That was so... That was so funny.
So cheesy.
That was so cheesy. Why are you so cheesy?
- Who says I am cheesy? - No.
[Cell phone vibrating]
- Hello. - Hi, Sameera.
- Sameera, who? - We met last night.
I came over to your house. Remember?
I am really sorry for last night.
You know that...
That girl came and there was a lot of confusion.
Actually, I don't even know her.
She is actually my cousin's psycho ex.
Yes. I am that psycho ex.
Sameera. Hi.
- Where did you find my number? - Listen.
The things that you said last night.
Did Kartik tell you that?
Or did you make your additions in anger?
Because Kartik doesn't talk like that.
You trespassed into my house in midnight.
You ruined my date.
Then you went through all my personal stuff as well.
I still didn't say anything.
And today instead of saying sorry
you want to know what Kartik says.
Really, wow.
Don't call me again. Okay? I am hanging up.
No. Listen.
- Can we meet up? - Why?
[Dog barking]
I think I have left my dream catcher in your house.
What? Pathetic.
- Now, you are trying to stalk me? - I am not stalking you.
I am helping you.
Don't you need me to sign the papers?
Whoa! One second.
Let me tell you this over the phone. Okay?
If you think that if you sign the papers
I will become a communication link
between you and Kartik, then
you are barking up the wrong tree, all right?
I don't want your house.
I will start looking for a new house tomorrow.
Okay, listen. I don't know what complex you have.
Maybe you like to feel needed.
That's why you think that this is more than a legal formality.
[Sighs] Fine.
Just message me the time and place. I will be there.
Sameera.
[Song playing]
Granny's bangles.
Sameera.
Please tell me that you have got the bangles.
Kartik, can we talk for two minutes?
Sameera, I have an important meeting at office.
And I am going to get a lot of traffic right now.
Ananya is out there waiting for me.
There.
[Song continuous]
Thank you.
Why did you call me to this bar just to sign the papers?
We could do this in my lawyer's office too.
What will you have?
Whisky? Bourbon?
No, nothing. I will just have water.
- Just water. - Yes.
- Please get me a glass of water. - Pease repeat my drink.
Okay.
In what context did Kartik call me psycho ex?
You are so stubborn.
- He said so? - No, I am saying that.
[Chuckles]
Thank God. I stopped breathing for a moment.
It doesn't matter if you say that.
- Will you have this? - I don't want to drink.
It's very smooth.
Your modus operandi for free drinks is good.
It's not at all free. I am paying for it.
- Go for it. Whatever you want. - Aww.
So kind of you. But really. Not interested.
May I share something personal?
[Sighs] I met Kartik in this bar, five years ago.
What the f**k? Kartik, again.
When he entered through the door, he was wearing...
You know, I am really not interested to know what he has worn or not.
I am not interested. I don't want to know.
Even I wasn't interested in selling my flat to you.
You bought it, right?
- So, you will have to listen. - All right.
I really think that you are f****d up today.
So, we won't be signing them today.
I will call tomorrow.
After that we will decide where to sign.
- Sit. - No. I am leaving.
I will do it.
Where do I need to sign?
- Where do I need to sign? - Here.
Pen?
Pen. [Sighs]
Pen.
Here is the pen. And sign.
- Where? - Here.
Okay.
You are showing so much attitude.
As if, I have leaked India's defense secrets.
Hey! What the f**k! What are you doing?
Doodling on legal papers?
I will have to make them again, Sameera?
Do you understand what you have done?
[Laughs]
You find this funny. What is wrong with you?
That's what I think too. What is wrong with me?
He has moved on. He is sorted out.
He is happy.
Then why am I the only one who is hurting?
Okay. Just calm down.
Have some water.
Maybe you are drunk. But this will make you feel better.
Have water.
[Sighs deeply]
[Crying]
Hey!
Wait. One sec. Hello?
Hello? Why are you crying? Huh?
Sameera, wait.
I...
Sameera. Okay. Have water.
Have water. Please.
Sameera...
Please, yes. And tissue.
Tissues. Tissues. Take this.
Wipe away your tears. Please.
Please. You know this is really embarrassing.
Please stop crying.
Everyone here thinks that I am making you cry.
Why are you making me look like the bad guy?
Huh?
[Sighs]
And can I say one thing?
I think you have a problem of moderation.
I just think that you love too much.
One shouldn't love anything so much.
- Will you help me? - No. Never.
- Never. - But just now...
You just said that I love too much.
So, I told you your problem.
It's your job to deal with it. That's not my job.
But you know, I can really help you with one thing.
Yeah.
I really think you need to visit a shrink.
And my best friend is the best shrink in the city.
I will give you her number. Call her and give her my reference.
- Seriously. - Please.
No, I really think you have psychological issues.
- I do. I do. - You know what I think?
I think that you love too much too.
What?
You love too much too.
Even you have the same problem.
What?
Your wife.
She is dead. How many years ago did she die?
Three?
Four?
- Who told you all this? - [Panting]
People might have told you too.
- Kartik told you this? - Veer, move on.
- Veer, you are crazy. - Don't you f*****g dare. All right.
Don't talk about my wife.
- Is that clear? - Okay.
Okay. I am sorry.
I am not going to talk about your wife.
I will talk about you.
You know from the outside you look like this
cool, charming, really calm guy.
But you are as f****d up as I am.
The difference is that you are able to hide
your psychological damage, and I cannot.
Don't you dare do that again, all right?
Firstly.
There is nothing common between us. Okay?
You have been f*****g dumped.
Whereas I...
Okay.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- So, nothing is common. - Okay.
- I agree. Yes, okay. - Yeah.
Okay, I agree that I have a stupid story.
I am hung up on a guy.
Hung up on him. And you...
Yeah.
But think about it once.
If you got the chance to see your wife once.
Meet her. Talk to her.
- What do you think... - Shut the f**k up.
Just that one good bye.
Just knowing that why somebody just went away.
I just said, shut the f**k up.
[Panting]
Don't call me from tomorrow. Okay?
Really?
You want to talk to me now?
Oh come on.
[Woman] Everybody rise up.
Even the husbands, please.
The mothers can turn their back towards their husbands.
All right. Let's face your wives.
Firstly, let her be cool,
- and calm her down. - Whenever I tell you
to take an appointment to meet me
you never listen to me.
- And when I am busy then... - Shh!
Calm down. Listen to the directions by the instructor.
- Calm down. Okay. - [Breathing deeply]
[Woman] Let's take some deep breathes.
Where is Adil? Is he late again today?
I have to tell you, he is acting very nasty with you.
Shut up. He is my husband and I love him.
- Just shut up. - I love him too.
Okay listen.
[Woman] Breath in.
I know that I shouldn't have come like this.
But it's very urgent.
[Woman] Breath out.
That psycho b***h is messing up with my head.
- Who? - Kartik's crazy ex.
Do you know what she did today?
Today she psycho analyzed me.
And she said, even I am emotionally damaged like her.
[Woman] Face your husband.
We will now take the squat position.
The husbands can now hold their wives hands.
And first of all...
You know what?
She is comparing herself to me.
She said that Veer you are in pain. And I can see it.
How can she see my pain?
There is a lot of difference between us.
She has got f*****g dumped.
How can she compare herself with me?
- Tell me. - [Woman 2] As usual,
it becomes competition for a man.
And how's hers bigger than mine?
[Woman] Rise up.
- And one more thing. - [Woman] And guys,
you are all doing great.
She is very obsessed with Kartik.
She is clingy, a stalker. Everything.
Kartik has rejected her so many times.
But she still pursues him.
Just like a sad little puppy.
How is that pain? How?
You feel bad for her?
Did you just call her a sad little puppy?
This Kartik sounds like an a*****e.
- Who is she? - I don't know.
And I am not feeling bad for her. No. I told you. She is a psycho.
Why will I feel bad for her?
A man never understands a pain of a woman.
Tch!
[Man] Why are you looking at me? I am not like him, baby.
I love you. I love you a lot.
Sit down. Sit down.
Careful.
[Breathes heavily]
[Woman] Now hold your wife's ankles.
In your 143 sessions.
You have never spoken about anyone else.
So, it seems whatever she said might have rattled you.
[Woman 2] Typical man problem.
Escapism.
If she is bothering you so much then there might be some truth.
Excuse me. Am I speaking to you?
Why are you interrupting our talks?
- Denial. - Control your wife.
Shut up. Listen to me.
I am talking to you about that psycho because...
Because I want you to tell me that I am not as crazy as her.
Veer.
You are in pain.
It's okay.
Whatever she says,
it reminds you of her.
You are relating to her. You are empathizing with her.
Which is okay. It's not a bad thing.
[Sighs]
You...
Veer.
God.
[Elevator dings]
[Porno] So much attitude.
Why?
And why did you go to meet him?
Huh?
Porno, I am not able to find Karma.
And I thought he will understand my pain.
You know, he is Kartik's cousin.
He is Kartik's cousin. So, he is genetically programmed to be
an emotional butcher.
I puller a tarot card for him. It's a d**k.
[Chuckles] What?
Blind girl. That's a sword.
No. Use your perspective. Perspective.
Oh f**k! She is right.
- It's a d**k. - I know.
But his d**k will be very small.
Guys with small d***s portray such a huge personality.
F*** him.
- Exactly. Just f**k him. - [Laughs]
All problems will get resolved.
What sort of advice are you imparting? To her?
And suddenly they are sleeping together
and discussing Sam.
Exactly.
So?
When they will find out that Sam is discussing him,
measure it...
- Ew. - She is raping it too.
- Oh f**k. - Ew. Ew.
This master stroke will destroy their brotherhood.
Ew.
Destroyed.
Porno, you are talking such great words of wisdom.
- [Cell phone vibrating] - She is speaking of great wisdom.
Answer it. Answer it.
And tell him, "F**k you."
- Answer it. - Shh!
[Veer] Hello, Sameera. Hi, this is Veer here.
I really need your help. I am so sorry.
I am calling you so late. And it's very urgent. Right now.
[Theme music playing]