How many people have got keys to this house?
When I bought this house you didn't tell me
that this house comes with your stalker?
We have been breaking up for 18 months
in our 5 years relationship.
I am feeling bad for her now.
[Porno] Get all the things of Kartik.
That you have saved. We need to throw them away.
Can we meet up?
We could do this in my lawyer's office?
What will you have?
You are doodling on legal documents!
One shouldn't love anyone so much.
Whatever she said that reminds you of yourself.
F**k you!
All problems are solved.
I really need your help.
I am so sorry that I am calling you so late.
And it's very urgent.
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[Both moaning, panting]
[Grunts]
[Exhales]
Should we talk a little?
It was good.
In fact, very good.
I say, five stars.
I hope your feedback matches mine.
- [Door opens] - It wasn't personal so...
You know what? F**k you.
[Door closes]
[Doorbell rings]
[Door opens]
Yes?
There are complaints against you.
We have been informed that a prostitution racket
is going on here.
What?
I am the secretary of this building.
Sir, this boy brings new girls daily.
Are girls banned in this building?
Shut up. Go and search the house.
One minute. One minute. What do you mean search?
How can you do that, sir? You cannot search the house.
One minute. Wait for a minute.
[Man] The number you are trying to call is currently not reachable.
F**k.
One minute please. I am trying to make a call. Okay?
I am not able to connect. Please wait.
[Line ringing]
Hello. Hello. Sameera.
Hi, this is Veer here?
I really need your help.
I am so sorry that I am calling you so late.
And it's very urgent. Right now.
Sir, I have seen a girl coming inside a little while ago.
Hey!
Tell us where have you hidden the girl?
What do you mean by hiding a girl?
Is it a packet of sweets I will hide in the fridge?
It is 1 am. You don't have a warrant, etc.
But you are still harassing me like this.
I have come.
I told you, I came as soon as I could.
Sir, one minute.
No. No. No. This is a misunderstanding, sir.
- Just a minute. - I told you, sir. I...
The bed.
- What are you doing? Get up. - Come, sir.
Police?
The girl came directly to your bed?
Sir, I don't know why she is doing this.
- Please. Psycho, get up. - Police.
- Get up. - My bed.
- Get up. - [Screams]
This is not your bed anymore. Get up.
[Mumbling]
Sir. Sir, hurry.
There are two more girls.
[Sameera laughs]
Home delivery of girls.
- Sir. - This is a great business, sir.
Sir. No. No. No. No.
Sir. Sir.
My money.
Hey. Listen. Hello?
Why is your driver asking money from me?
Sir, these girls told me that you will pay.
- What? - Pay him.
I called you alone here.
And you came here with your pink gang.
Sam. Take it.
We have come so far. We deserve this.
Sir, do you believe me now?
And you. How will you explain all this?
- Sir. - Mister.
- What is this? - Sir. One... One...
We don't want bad, shameless people
like you in our society.
Sir, will you give me ten minutes? Please.
Hey!
Hello, Adil?
Adil, I am really sorry.
But I think I will need to move out of this house too.
It is a genuine problem, Adil. Please.
I cannot explain over the phone.
Please come here. I beg of you. Please.
Please, it's very urgent. Thanks.
Just out of curiosity.
Did you wear such clothes even when you were with Kartik?
No wonder, you are single.
Did he say anything?
About my dressing sense?
You really need to do something about this
unhealthy obsession.
It is so sickening.
Sir, actually...
Veer's wife died.
A few years ago.
The poor boy is trying to get over it.
Guys, why are you discussing my personal matters?
[Man] And excuse me.
What about the girls who come at midnight?
What about them?
[Snaps]
Mourning.
They come to mourn, sir.
And that's my best friend Sameera.
Right?
She had broken up with his cousin.
She owns this home jointly with his cousin.
But they broke up.
That's why he is living here.
Hey!
Why are you discussing my personal matters now?
Shh!
Sir. You can check the society records.
This house is owned by Sam
- Sameera and Kartik. - Yes.
We found this dog in the bathroom, sir.
Here you are. Your...
- See. There is no real problem. - [Sameera] Karma!
Okay, Mr. Khanna. There is no problem here.
- Come on. - Bye.
Listen.
Please take him away with you tomorrow. Okay?
Actually no. What am I saying?
Let him stay here.
You can also come back to this house.
I will move out tomorrow.
- You don't need to. - Hmm?
I will speak to Mr. Khanna.
Let me know if the documents get ready.
I will sign them. No strings attached.
And what if you changed your mind again tomorrow?
I won't change my mind. I promise.
Really? You don't need to go anywhere. Okay?
I know you are trying to move on.
I just need one favor.
If you move on, let me know how you did it.
If it is possible or not?
Yeah.
Girls, look who is here?
Look who is here. Karma is here.
Come on, let's go. Come on. Come on.
[Agni] Sir, listen. Drop us back.
Hi.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Coffee? - No, thanks.
This is the agreement. Initial on all the pages.
And sign the last page. Here.
[Veer sighs]
You know Kartik hurt his hand while playing squash.
Please go to check on him once.
I will sign the papers and come there to deliver them.
[Chuckles]
I am just kidding.
Yeah, I know that kind of humor.
You are calling my deepest darkest fantasy love.
You do know that Kartik doesn't love you, right?
What will you do by meeting him?
I just wish I could talk to him at least once.
No, I promised you that I am not going to trouble you
so I won't.
It's cool.
[Sighs]
You know what?
I will help you.
Why?
[Sighs]
Because I know that wish can fester deeper than a wound.
You want to meet Kartik. I will help you.
But just once.
Just once.
Just one chance.
Good.
So, I think you have got your chance.
And I have got mine.
Thank you for this.
Veer.
Thanks.
Oh. [Chuckles]
- Oh thank you. - Thank you for having us here.
We love it here.
You guys must check out this place. We should plan something.
Uh-huh.
Hi.
You have to stop following me, Sameera.
I am not following you.
How are you?
- Hi. - Hi.
Looking stunning.
- What are you doing with her? - Me?
After signing the home documents
we decided to come here for a drink.
Any problem?
Smoke.
Let's go for a smoke. Come. Come.
[Veer] What happened?
Do you know who she is?
Who? Sameera?
Hmm.
My psycho-ex Sameera.
Sorry, but she cannot be one of your angry f***s.
- Oh. - Hello boys.
Kartik, your ex is inside.
Introduce me.
If I knew I wouldn't have come.
I think he is upset because she is my date tonight.
Well done, Veer.
[Chuckles] Thanks.
She is crazy. She is clingy.
Do you know how long I have been trying to get rid of her?
I have humiliated her multiple times.
But no. She just f*****g can't get over me.
[Sighs]
Is everything all right between you too?
Yes.
Sameera?
Hi.
I don't know if I should wear red lipstick with red or...
- Oh, please! - That's why...
You are always late.
There. There she is.
- What the hell. - Hell.
You know, you are even more beautiful in person.
[Chuckles]
Kartik always speaks about you.
Kartik.
You know, he never does justice to anything.
I mean he told me that you have a beautiful smile.
But I didn't expect this.
Kartik's b***h is humiliating Sammy.
- I... - Hey.
Relax. Okay.
Parth. Understand one thing.
Today either you are with us. Or...
Look at me.
Or against us.
- Okay, honey, please. Relax. - What happening?
- Guys. - One second.
One second. Sorry.
- Sure. - Excuse me.
You are gossiping with Ananya.
Did you talk to Kartik?
- I spoke to Ananya. - Yes, I saw that.
You know, she is so beautiful.
She is good looking. She is smart. She is warm.
Look at me. Look at my body.
Isn't it ugly?
- Huh? - Yeah. I hate my body.
You hate your body?
- I think everybody does. - Hello? Psycho.
Snap out.
Don't forget that you have come here for a reason.
Focus on that.
Go and talk to Kartik. Why are you gossiping with her?
You know, I really wanted to hate Ananya.
But she was so nice to me.
No. Wait.
Wait. Hello?
Stop crying. Dude. Don't be stupid.
- [Crying] - Come on.
You cannot put me through the same thing again.
Please stop crying.
Listen, people will think again that
I am making you cry and I can't go through that again.
This is really embarrassing. Please.
- Okay. - Yes. Stop crying. Look at me.
Calm down. Calm down.
Okay?
Do you know why he likes her?
Because she likes herself.
Whereas you, even now.
He will call out once and you will run to him.
That is the difference between you two.
And this is the problem...
with all good girls like you.
All of you have got a sticker on your forehead
which says, use me.
And that is what people do.
They use you and then they throw you.
Stop staring at him.
Now get a grip of yourself.
Focus on what you are here for.
And go and do that. Okay?
And even I don't have much time.
Only one hour left before it's 12 o'clock.
I will leave in an hour.
You can talk to Kartik as much as you want to.
You know, you are talking like Cinderella.
Very funny.
Go.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
And you are looking just fine. Just fine.
You are good. Go.
Come on now. Go.
[Honking]
- [Tires screeching] - [Sniffs]
All good?
Are you going home?
Yeah.
Come, I will drop you.
No, I am good.
I will drop you. Come in.
[Sniffs]
[Car door closes]
Do you have any plans now?
No.
Great.
Then you are coming with me.
Where are we going?
That's a surprise.
[Sameera] This was your house?
Our house.
Do you see that mural there?
She had made that.
And she wanted to build a study for me up there.
She had several elaborate plans.
But she died.
By the way, people say that to have a great relationship
with your partner, you must always talk to each other.
That's why I still talk to her.
Do you think that I am crazy?
[Chuckles]
I... I think that...
Yeah. It's okay. No problem.
It doesn't matter to me anyway.
I have got many good friends who think I am mad.
Ishavni and Kartik are also one of them.
Now, look.
I have got only two options. One is this.
That I have a great relationship with my wife.
And be labeled as a crazy man.
Or completely stop talking to her and live as a normal man.
But I prefer the crazy man.
Tch!
When I die, I want Kartik to miss me like this too.
I want him to miss me like it's the end of the world.
Not forever.
- But at least for a little while. - [Chuckles]
Okay. It's time.
- Should we sing? - Yeah.
"Happy birthday to you."
"Happy birthday dear Alina."
"Happy birthday to you."
- Take this. - I am not on a diet.
[Both laughing]
You already know a lot about me.
So, tell me the truth.
Do you think I am mad?
[Chuckles]
- Shall I tell the truth? - Uh-huh.
I think it is very romantic.
[Laughs]
You have a very crazy notion of romantic.
But it's okay for today.
Today I want someone who is as crazy as me.
Someone who won't judge me at all.
Yeah.
And why would I judge you?
Because you are not in the position to judge.
[Chuckles]
So, tell me. How pretty was she?
Come on. You...
[Laughs]
You are so shallow.
Everything about you stops at pretty.
But yes, she was very pretty.
In fact, she was very, very pretty.
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
How long does it take before you actually get over someone?
How many days?
When?
How long does it take before it actually stops hurting?
Look at me. I have been trying since 3 years.
I don't think you can ever stop loving someone.
Never.
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