- Shouldn't we talk a little... - I say five stars.
We got news that you're running a prostitution racket here.
What?
We don't want miscreants and shameless
people like you in our society.
Let me know if the papers are ready. I will sign them.
[Veer] If you want to meet Kartik, I can help you out.
But just once.
- What are you doing with her? - She is my date tonight.
Kartik's b***h is humiliating Sammy.
[Veer] Did you talk to Kartik or not?
I'll drop you.
Where are we going?
"Happy birthday to you."
How long does it take to actually get over someone?
I don't think you can ever stop loving someone.
Never.
[Title Montage]
Kartik kissed his b***h in front of Sam just to humiliate her, isn't it?
Baby, he wanted to kiss Ananya, and that's what he did.
What can we do about it?
Ananya? And you even know her name?
You know what she is. She is a b***h.
Baby... it's their feelings, what can we do about it?
Can't you even respect Sam's feelings?
Those are feelings and not some vending machine
where you can push a button for respect, or push another button...
- Agni... - I get it.
You...
You are a b***h.
- Me? - Yes, you're that Kartik's b***h.
What happened to your manners?
Baby, you're drunk, let's go home.
Why should I go home? I won't go home.
Leave. You go with this Kartik's b***h.
And make a gang of b*****s, and...
I am coming with you to your home.
- Why? - I broke up.
[Groaning]
- I am so sorry. - Wait a second.
My home is not some heart-break hotel, okay?
Parth, please talk to her.
No, no, let her go with you.
She is calling me a b***h.
Does that make you a b***h?
No, right?
And anyway, the gender's completely wrong.
No. Some abuses don't have a gender.
Can be used on male or female? Like a*****e.
When she starts lecturing on abuses
that means she's already out of control.
Hey... Sorry.
- Let's go, mister. Let's go. - Take her.
Tch!
- [Agni sniffling, crying] - Agni.
This is great.
You two get in a fight and I'm on the receiving end.
Get up, Agni.
Porno.
What happened? Is she okay?
Parth and I broke up.
When? How?
Forget it.
But where did you disappear?
I mean what took you so long?
I left early with Veer.
He dropped me here.
So you're playing Russian roulette with both the cousins.
Respect, bro.
[Laughs]
See, Agni. You should take some lessons from her.
Just yesterday she looked down and beaten,
and now she is glowing.
See, that's what I am telling you.
To get over a man you need to get under another one.
Do you understand?
Okay.
Which cousin is spare? I'll take the spare one.
[Chuckles]
- How many drinks did she have? - Enough to destroy my life.
But hang on, something is different.
What happened between you two?
Did you guys, you know...
We just talked, Porno.
Okay. Okay.
But I have to admit, felt good.
Whatever rocks your boat then.
[Kartik] Sameera and Veer.
[Scoffs] Strange, right?
Why?
He's a little handsome, broody type.
And Sameera is classic damsel in distress.
I think it's the best match ever.
Sameera is not Veer's type.
Best match.
Basically, you're feeling bad because Sameera isn't chasing you.
She said "I love you" a thousand times.
And your response?
[Chuckles]
And now when she's saying that she's not interested in you.
Suddenly you're getting so upset.
I am not upset, please.
[Sighs]
No need to get so defensive.
I am just telling that whatever you're feeling for Sameera,
I am not mistaking that for love.
Love...
I love you.
And I am not making the mistake of believing you on that one either.
I am running late, I got to go.
Come on, Veer, pick up my phone.
It's Alina's birthday today, let him be.
That's the worst advice you could've ever given me.
Of course, it's Alina's birthday
but that's the trigger for depression and everything.
He must be flowing in his own juice.
He isn't even answering my calls.
Guys, I am on the line and I can hear everything.
And I must say you guys have a very low opinion of me.
Shut up, Veer.
I called you to invite you over for lunch.
I am not interested.
Then how about dinner and movie?
[Sighs]
Ishavni doesn't your husband find it strange
that you're always chasing after me.
[Chuckles]
Believe me, man... I've no problem that someone else
is Ishavni's control freakiness target, although for a little while.
Even my husband's given his consent now.
You know I can't resist you.
You guys are a crazy couple. you guys are f****g psychos.
I don't want to talk to you guys. Please hang up, please.
Someday you will find your psycho as well.
I am sure she is a work in progress.
What can I possibly do so that you dump me?
Fine, I won't trouble you at all, but please answer my calls.
Of course.
What time?
Just send me the address. Yeah, I'll be there.
Bye.
[Cell phone beeps]
[Chuckles]
What?
Kartik called me.
[Laughs]
He's sending the address to his new place. He wants to talk.
Of course.
I am sure his view is no longer that interesting.
Because he no longer has a stalker.
It does feel bad.
I checked 10 times last night.
But then I thought that Parth needs 8 hours of sleep.
It's 10 o'clock now,
he should be standing here, right below the house.
Sam, I really don't think he loves me.
Where are you going?
I need to get ready.
Doesn't he have to go to work? What time are you guys meeting?
5 o'clock.
Are you going to take 7 hours to get ready?
- [Tires screeching] - [Crash]
[Gasping]
[Cell phone vibrates]
[Panting]
F**k.
[Cell phone vibrates]
[Clicks]
- [Cell phone vibrating] - What the f**k!
[Sameera] Veer, can I send you some pictures?
Please tell me which dress I should wear.
I don't want it to look too much.
And nor too desperate.
It won't matter if you wear a burqa.
Whatever you did in the last one year cannot be undone.
So go and just say whatever you want to say, and leave me alone. Please.
- Hello, Veer. - Yeah.
Do you have multiple personality disorder?
Yesterday you were so nice to me.
I am really sorry, that niceness was a one time offer.
But still, Veer.
- Thank you. - Tch!
For whatever you've done.
- I don't know how to thank... - Please don't call me. Please.
Retard.
[Doorbell ringing]
[Door opens]
Hi, Kartik.
Come.
Coke?
Yeah, great.
[Chuckles]
[Sameera] The speech which I rehearsed thousands of times,
this day which I've been waiting for
this moment which would finally mark my freedom all the way,
which was finally in front of me
- when I could grab it... - You...
- I froze. - ...wanted to talk.
Love at first sight. 0.2 seconds.
At the blink of an eye, you are in love again.
And that is when I realized I never wanted closure.
I wanted a new beginning with Kartik.
I like your hair.
Earlier... it was straight.
Now they have curls.
Looking nice.
Sam... Veer...
is my brother.
But I also care for you enough,
not to let you be just a... Not on his bedpost.
I'll get tissues. Don't worry. I'll... be back.
Show me.
It's all...
I think it's going to stain.
Can I just use the washroom?
Sure.
[Cell phone vibrating]
F**k.
Come on.
Hello, Veer. Kartik said he really likes my new hairstyle.
And I dropped coke on my dress which he cleaned.
I think he still really likes me.
What should I do? Should I tell him or, should I just play to him?
Listen, I am not your agony aunt.
Please don't call me. How many times do I have to tell you?
Okay, sorry.
[Door closes]
All okay?
Yeah, all great. [Chuckles]
You need a better man.
You know you should feel that "Wow, I am lucky.
I have Sameera."
Please, don't get me wrong.
I don't have any ulterior motive here.
- No... - I am with Ananya.
Kartik, I can never imagine that you have an ulterior motive.
And I know that you won't lie to me.
Of course not.
[Doorbell rings]
I think there's somebody at the door.
Yeah.
[Sighs deeply]
F**k! F**k! Get up. Get up.
- What happened? - I said get up.
- What happened? - Get up.
What? Okay.
[Kartik] I understand, Ananya can't know that you're here.
Come, come.
Get in.
I am not going to...
Are you stupid?
- Kartik, please. - Sameera, come in. Get in.
- No. - I am begging you, get in.
Sameera just get in.
I'll take you out in 5 minutes.
- 5 minutes, promise. - Yes, of course.
- Get in. - Please promise.
[Locks]
Movie tickets. Come on, get ready fast.
- You had the keys. - Yeah.
- It starts in an hour. - Yeah.
- Why? Are you busy? - No.
Great. Just change my shoes. One second.
- I think this closet... - No... what do you want?
Remember those color pumps.
Your favorite. And my f**k me pumps,
- I just can't find them. - I, uh...
These are flats.
You can f**k me with these.
[Ananya chuckles]
[Moaning, panting]
[Sameera] Claustrophobia.
Where your lungs scream out to breathe, but you can't.
[Line beeps]
- [Woman] The number you're calling... - Is everything okay?
You look a little worked up.
Uh...
Office.
[Woman] The number you're calling...
- Shall we, baby? - Yeah.
- [Man] I brought a gift for you. - [Woman] I love gifts.
[Laughing]
[Man] I like it, baby. Today I will cook food for you.
Baby, what are you doing on the phone?
Work.
[Doorbell rings]
- Veer. - [Veer] I said wait, I am coming.
[Adil] Veer, open the door.
Veer. [Knocks]
Adil, what do you want? I asked you to leave me alone.
I was in a meeting, but Ishavni kept calling again and again
because your phone was switched off.
I didn't tell you to adopt me. Huh?
Open the door, or at least turn on your phone.
No. Please leave.
I knew you won't listen easily.
Wait.
[Unzips]
Adil.
Adil, wait. What do you think you're doing?
This is the end of your tantrums.
I am going to keep this outside your door
and then go over to your society's secretary's office and tell you
that a nymphomaniac is living here.
Stop, there are people looking.
Look behind you.
What do you think is that aunty thinking about you and me?
Listen, why are you ruining your life as well?
Because you're f*****g ruining my life, Veer.
- How? - My wife is pregnant.
And as soon as he comes in this world,
she will make him chase after you as well.
I have to do this for the sake of the sanity of my family.
Wait, don't be so melodramatic.
What do you want?
Please turn on your phone, bro.
There you go. I've switched it on.
Now take that filth with you, please.
[Cell phone vibrating]
Yeah, I've switched on the phone.
Now, do you trust me?
Remember, Veer, you're not alone.
[Dings continuously]
[Kartik] Where are you, man? I am in the middle of a big f**k up.
Sameera came to meet me today
and even Ananya dropped in at the same time.
I had to go out with Ananya,
and in a hurry, I locked up Sameera in the closet.
Please go to my house and get her out of there.
I've kept an extra key under the mat.
Please, please, it will be a huge favor. Go and get her.
I've taken care of everything. There won't be any problem.
F**k! Adil, move, move.
- Veer. - Not now Adil, later.
Veer.
F**k!
Pick the phone please...
Come on.
[Door opens]
Sameera.
Sam.
What the f**k!
[Cell phone vibrating]
Hello.
Ishavni, she is not breathing. She is not breathing.
She is going to die. Is she dead?
Veer. Veer, calm down. Who are you talking about?
Are you hallucinating again?
I am not talking about Alina. I am talking about Sameera.
She called her, but I only disconnected her call.
I should've told her not to get in there.
F**k, is she going to die? Just tell me is she going to die?
Veer, calm down.
Just take a deep breath and tell me what has happened.
Sameera has claustrophobia and that b*****d of my f*****g cousin
hid her in his closet.
Veer, listen to me. Just do not panic.
Just check her pulse first.
Her pulse. Pulse.
Shall we?
[Theme music playing]