You are a b***h too.
Did you become a b***h because she called you one?
Where did you disappear?
I left early with Veer.
Did you guys... You know.
Sameera is not Veer's type.
Just send me the address.
- [Doorbell rings] - [Sameera] Yes, I will be there.
Hello, Veer. I think he still really likes me.
Don't call me. Hang up.
Switch on your phone, bro.
[Kartik] Sameera had come to meet me at home.
And then Ananya came too.
I had to go out with Ananya.
And in my hurry I had locked Sameera in a closet.
[Veer] Sameera has got claustrophobia.
And that b*****d of my f*****g cousin
had hidden her in his closet.
Just check her pulse.
She is not breathing. Is she dead?
[Title Montage]
Shall we?
Yes.
Yes, I can read her pulse. She is alive.
I will call you back.
Call me back? I mean...
What the f**k!
Is this the only place you found to die?
- I will just use the washroom. - Okay.
[Sameera breathing heavily]
Veer?
You?
Yes, me.
Where is Kartik?
What? Kartik?
Are you f*****g serious?
You are still concerned about Kartik?
Do you have some kind of fetish?
Let me know if you have a death wish?
I will strangle you to death now.
You have got claustrophobia, right?
Shouldn't you avoid places like that?
Kartik locked me up.
When he was with his girlfriend.
What an a*****e.
You wanted a near death experience
to understand the basic fact
that your ex is an a*****e?
How did you know that I was in the closet?
30 missed calls and 10 voice mails.
[Exhales]
He couldn't come himself to free me, right?
[Chuckles]
Would it actually made a difference
if he was here instead of me?
Yes, it would have make a difference.
You know why?
Because he f*****g owed it to me.
I just f*****g hate myself.
You hate yourself?
Even after all this, you hate yourself?
And what about Kartik who locked you in the closet?
Huh!
He didn't know that I have claustrophobia.
It's fine that he didn't know. Right?
That's why it is fine for him to lock you in the closet.
No, I am not saying that it is fine.
But I did this to me.
- Exactly. - Exactly.
So, stop hating yourself. Blaming yourself.
- [Car door opens] - [Exhales]
[Car door closes]
[Car door opens]
- Wait. Wait. - I will go on my own.
No, I will take you upstairs. Come.
Veer, I can go.
No, Sameera, I will take you upstairs. Please.
Because I don't trust you at all.
Who knows what you might do to yourself?
Wasn't this your plan to get yourself killed today?
- I don't trust you at all. - [Cell phone ringing]
In the next few steps if Kartik calls
and tells you, "Listen, Sameera."
[Agni] No, we're done. We're just done.
- [Parth] Baby! - [Agni] What baby?
There you go. Calls.
Okay, I will take you out on an expensive dinner.
What dinner? I am on a detox.
In fact, I am on a guy detox. We all are. Come.
We are not talking to these people. What the hell.
What is a guy detox? I am your husband.
Sameera, please. Look after yourself. Okay?
[Knocking on door]
[Door opens]
Hello?
You were supposed to return, right?
You have come back with another 2 bags.
This is my house, Porno.
This is my house. Okay?
You cannot decide alone.
Then what do I do?
Should I make a nationwide referendum
that where will Agni have her home?
Parth. I will just switch it off.
Are you okay?
[Phone ringing]
Listen. One has fights in a relationship. Okay?
Get a bouquet and come upstairs. Agni will consent.
[Barbie] But baby, you hate flowers.
But Agni loves.
One moment. Who is this?
Baby, it's me.
You dog Barbie. Who gave you my number?
Bro, is Sameera upstairs?
Don't go.
Hey, I said, don't go, Kartik.
Look, I need to apologize. I was very insensitive.
- What else could I do? - You know what?
She could have died. because of you.
- What? - Yes.
Because she was locked in the closet.
No. Because she suffers from claustrophobia.
Bro, she has the habit of exaggerating situations.
- I know her for 6 years. – It's not like that.
for the last one year. Did you know that?
Look, this is not easy even for me.
- I am a victim too. - Is it? Then why are you here?
She could have died, Ishavni. She really could have died.
I haven't seen a more self-destructive person than her.
Can you believe it?
She has destroyed her entire life after Kartik.
She has forgotten her individuality. Everything.
I mean where do such people come from.
I am not like that, Ishavni. Come on.
- I didn't say anything. - Stop giving me that looks.
- I didn't even open my mouth. - But you should meet her.
You should meet her. She really needs help.
- Are you serious? - I am very serious.
I cannot be more serious.
She really needs help.
And as you said, you are the best in the city.
So, I think you must meet and counsel her.
Tell me this. She doesn't understand this basic thing.
What is the basic tenet to be in a relationship with someone?
That both people should be equally involved with each other.
Right? It can never be a one-way road, right?
But I can't imagine that. Just in your case.
You are in a relationship with a person who doesn't exist.
Stop getting into me all the time, Ishavni.
I am hosting a party in my new house next week.
I have invited her home.
So, please come and speak to her.
You have invited Sameera to your house?
I have invited Kartik too.
And I think she really needs to get over
that rascal cousin of mine.
I think that chick Sameera is cuckoo.
And you are encouraging Veer.
Today after four years Veer has spoken about
someone else on Alina's birthday.
At least it is a step in the right direction.
Veer is a nice guy, right?
Why? Because he throws parties?
- I am not so shallow. - Yeah.
Because he throws parties on a dry day.
Yes, but he barely knows us.
Why did he invite us?
And why is he so interested in Sameera?
Why does the wind blows? Why is the heart wounded?
Why is my body dancing? Add a few more such questions.
You are sad. Be happy sometimes.
Someone is throwing party on a dry day.
He is treating us to alcohol.
He is a messenger of God.
It will be sin to speak against him.
You will burn in hell fire.
Okay, step back. I need to get ready.
What? I want to get ready too.
Should I get you something more?
No, I am good. Thank you.
[Laughs]
Sameera!
These are amazing.
You will love them.
Hey Porno.
F**k off and die.
Good you are here.
Let's get a drink. Come.
Excuse me.
Sameera and Kartik is in the same party.
On top of that the stupid girlfriend is here too.
Come on, Veer. Sam is very vulnerable.
Sameera is both vulnerable and suicidal.
Yes. And the worst thing is she doesn't even know it.
She needs to get out of her system
whatever she has for Kartik.
And for that she needs to face him.
[Sameera] F*****g a*****e!
Sameera. Where are the extra sodas?
One second. Just watch your head.
I can have it. It's...
I... I am sorry.
- What's wrong with you? - No, nothing.
Did you invite Kartik to this party?
You didn't even tell me.
I wouldn't have come if I knew from before.
Stop giving him so much importance, okay?
You are saying this even after what happened last night?
How can anyone behave like this with someone?
I just wanted closure from him.
And then yesterday...
- Veer. - Hmm.
I am feeling very humiliated.
Please, Veer. I think...
I can't deal with it. I am leaving.
Sameera. It's your decision.
If you want to leave, I will drop you home.
But you need to accept this fact that Kartik is not the only one
responsible for what happened last night.
You are too.
He alone can't give you closure.
You need to give yourself closure.
You need to tell yourself it is over.
[Door opens]
Hello, young man.
Welcome.
You are welcoming me in my home.
So, what?
As long as one of us is coming it is welcome.
One minute.
Please control your English a little today.
Okay.
What are you doing here?
I smelt your party and I came here.
Mother has sent me.
I heard you are skipping your parents' anniversary.
Veer, I will take your leave.
Oh. No. Where are you going?
The party has just started.
Are you veer's friend?
I mean, you are his girlfriend?
Don't worry. You can tell everything to uncle.
Uncle. Please. Calm down.
- Who is she? - She is no one.
Yes, so why can I see her?
[Laughs]
Don't try to fool me?
- Tell me, what's going on? - Nothing, Uncle.
- Nothing. - No.
Yes, you...
A new romance is going to start in our family.
- Yeah. Bro. - Uncle.
Give me the mic.
Uncle.
How are you?
Uncle, what are you doing?
One minute. I am sorry for this.
- Uncle. - Don't worry.
Let it go.
Hello. Hello. mic check. 1, 2. 22.
- Uncle, what are you doing? - One minute.
On the beautiful and vagabond roads.
The one in the orange, red, pink gown.
Uncle, why are you being an a*****e?
No abuses. No abuses.
Don't go. Don't try to go.
It is useless to run away from love.
What?
- What is her name? - Her name is Sameera.
- Yes.
Veer and Sameera, Sameera and Veer.
A new romance is starting in this family.
And you wanted to hide it from your uncle.
Hey.
This reminds me of my story.
And its title is, How I Met Your Aunt?
Hashtag LOL. Hashtag ROFL.
Hashtag please get down, Uncle.
Sameera, uncle knows all.
Don't go. Come back.
Uncle, what are you doing? You are embarrassing her.
Embarrass also means embrace.
- [Veer] No, it is not. - [Man] It is.
- Are you okay? - [Man] You are.
I am sorry.
- Uncle... - Don't talk to me.
Hey! One...
Sameera.
Look, I am...
[Veer] What are you doing?
I am really sorry.
I got nervous. You know me.
I don't do anything intentionally.
No, it is the right nature to lock someone in the closet.
That was a mess.
I know I invited you, and that was my responsibility.
And suddenly Ananya came and
I didn't know what to do. And I did what...
I just...
I made a mistake.
Look, I can't forgive myself.
If you tell me once...
That will do too.
Will you have something?
- No. - Uh...
Mojito with extra wedges.
I will make it the way, I used to make it.
[Chuckles]
[Veer] Give me the mic.
No. Don't take the mic from me.
Everyone is looking at you here.
Here.
Nice?
Yes. Yeah.
Just like old times.
[Chuckles]
Sameera, can I ask you something?
[Chuckles] Something personal?
Yeah.
We have both moved on. Right?
Right.
So, are you really seeing...
Veer?
Do you have a problem?
No. Not at all.
- Let it go. - No.
- Why are you taking the mic? - No.
- I also want to sing.
- After this. - Sing later.
- I will sing an English song. - Cheers.
Yeah, that's...
Congrats, Sameera. I am so happy for you.
You know, I always used to tell Kartik
that you and Veer are perfect for each other.
We discussed it too, remember?
- Yes. - And Kartik being Kartik.
Do you know what he said?
Sameera and Veer. Just not possible.
No. Leave it.
What are you doing?
Try to understand.
- Listen to me. - That's why I say that
always trust my gut feeling.
Sameera.
Sam, I am extremely sorry.
You know what, our uncle is too enthusiastic.
So, he needs to be handled. This misunderstanding...
Kartik, please hold this for a second.
Excuse me.
Let this misunderstanding continue for some more time.
- [Veer] What? - [Sameera] Yes.
Are you serious?
You just became normal.
You just got your self-respect back.
And he spoke to you nicely once and you...
He was jealous.
And it felt really good. Okay?
Veer, I just want to know if he ever truly felt anything for me.
Yes, right. I believe you.
Do you really think that I will go back to him
even after all this?
Is it? Tell me your POA please.
I think...
Oxygen supply was stopped to your brains
because of that accident yesterday.
And this has led to this extreme case of idiocy.
- What the f**k? - She is not like me.
She knew all the alphabet...
- This was supposed to be a party - ...and numbers.
not a lunatic asylum.
You know I could tell that he was desperate.
In the last one year whenever I spoke to him
I always felt humiliated.
This is the first time, I felt like a normal person.
I am standing on my own ground.
What do you want, Sameera? What do you want?
Be a sport.
Kiss her.
- [Kartik] Stop it, Uncle! - Go for it. Go for it.
What is this nonsense?
- Kiss her. - Uncle.
You always do this.
- Let it go. - Hey.
- What? - Uncle, let it go.
- [Man] But... - You do this in every party.
You are 50 years old. But you behave like 15 years old.
- Come down. - When did I turn 50?
- I am 50. - Sit down.
- Talk softly. - Sit down.
You are just...
You have made everyone so uncomfortable.
Yes, fine. I will sit down.
Come on. Get me a drink.
Why is Kartik over reacting?
I don't know. I feel itchy whenever I see him.
He is a rascal.
But hang on, I don't understand
when Veer and Sameera became a couple.
It's called pretend-dating.
Yeah, right.
Now you will pretend-date with Veer
because you are interested in Kartik.
Really?
Is this a new form of cheating?
No, it's...
closure.
Adil. Listen.
I think after Alina, Veer has become
serious with a girl for the first time.
What do you think?
Uncle, you are creating so much noise
that everything will get destroyed.
What noise? I was just asking.
[Kartik] Sameera.
Tell us.
When did you meet for the first time?
- Oh - Actually the first time we met
Sameera was walking down the street.
She was wearing this beautiful dress, Uncle.
Something like Porno's dress.
And guess what, Uncle?
The first time I met her, I saved her life.
A car came and I somehow managed to save her life.
And then I got into a fist fight.
And when I looked back she was gone.
Was it you that night?
- You saved me? - Hmm.
And I saved you last night too.
Thank you.
And it was also me, when your heel broke.
Now this is too much.
You know what, Sameera?
I have the misfortune of having the front row seat
in watching you destroy yourself.
So now I have decided that I'm gonna take matters in my own hands.
Aww.
- I am jealous. - Hey. Shh.
Quiet.
Sameera, what happened next?
So, the next time I met Veer, he was on a date.
- Yes. - With a girl.
And she was so jealous, Uncle,
that she completely ruined my date.
Yeah, because I realized that he was the one for me.
But Veer is very commitment phobic.
So, he reacted very badly.
[Veer] But you know what, Uncle?
The very next day, the first thing I did was
wake up and go run and see her beautiful face.
Because you needed me.
- I was missing you. - [Chuckles]
And that's when we knew that we were meant for each other.
Yeah! What a story!
Are you coming to his parents' anniversary, Sameera?
Uh...
What uhh?
All of you should come too.
And his parents will be very happy to meet you.
Uncle, their relationship is quite new.
I am sure, bro won't agree with this.
No. Sameera will come.
[Man] Yes, she will come.
You are interfering always. She will come.
- She will come. - [Man] Will you come?
Will you all come?
- [All] Yes. - [Man] That's more like it.
It will be fun.
Veer.
If you are free, then come. Okay? Smile.
[Man] Look at these two.
[Veer laughing]
- What, Uncle? - [Man] Look, they are blushing.
Uncle, you...
You have ordered a lot of alcohol.
- I will see you downstairs. - Sure.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Bye, guys.
- See you. - Bye. See you. Thanks for coming.
Sameera, Ananya and I are returning.
Come, we will drop you.
Kartik, actually she is helping me to clean up.
Listen, if it becomes too late then you can stay back.
Okay, dumpling.
See you, bro.
Bye. See you, bro. Thanks for coming.
[Giggling]
- Are you for real? - [Laughs]
No, tell me.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
"Okay, dumpling." Who says that?
Leave all this. I will drop you home.
Veer.
When was the last time you slept?
Come on. How does that matter?
If you were not trying to kill yourself
you would have just been Cartoon Network.
Okay, dumpling.
[Laughing] It's so ridiculous.
Go and sleep. I will finish it. And then I will take an Uber.
Are you sure, dumpling?
Yes, dumpling.
[Cell phone beeps]
[Theme music playing]