And I missed you so much here.
[Veer] Don't call me. Hang up.
I will go and check. Everyone is waiting for you there.
What are you doing here?
Sameera, the door.
We will have to stay inside unless someone opens it.
Help.
- Sameera. - Is there somebody outside?
F**k. Why does it always happen to me?
Has he gone to get the wine or drink it?
[Door opens]
You want your ex and present girlfriend to share a room.
[Sameera] I think I am going to sleep here.
Isn't Sameera having true love repeatedly?
[Kartik] I am sure, bro won't agree with this.
[Gunjan] Hello, young man.
[Sameera on speaker] Is this a relationship? Or musical chairs?
Are you mad? Everyone could hear you.
[Title Montage]
- F**k! - F**k!
Are you crazy?
You should have checked before placing your hand.
- Sis, consider this God's will. - Yeah. Right?
Don't call your foolishness God's will. Okay?
As usual you are responsible for every mess.
- Mine? - Always.
Mine? Right.
So, when you will write outside that Sam weds Veer.
Don't forget to add, courtesy Agni.
Agni. Where is Sameera?
Dude, you won't see her anymore.
She is your sister-in-law.
Poor boy.
[Sameera] Look, that was not a confession.
What?
You know what, I think this is ridiculous.
This is what every boy says after getting rejected.
- Rejected? - This is ridiculous.
Reject? You have rejected me? Hello?
You have got the entire order wrong. Okay?
What you were saying there that was contradictory...
I wanted Kartik to hear that.
I wanted to make him feel jealous.
Veer, haven't you understood the basic thing?
You are not my type.
Not your type.
[Chuckles]
Yeah, that's fine. I...
How can I be your type? Your type is arrogant,
insensitive and immature. How can I be your type?
- Are you jealous? - Oh please.
I am not interested in you, Sameera.
Then the matter is over.
Yes.
The matter is over.
Sam, it's okay.
But everybody must be thinking, I am a s**t.
No, dear.
Maybe everyone thinks you are a b***h.
Since you have an affair with both brothers...
Uncle, just keep quiet. Okay?
No, dear. I am just...
I was just telling you my point of view.
F*****g hell.
Now I understand why Agni and uncle matches every time on Tinder.
Hey.
He is the male Agni. Male Agni.
- [Grandpa] Gunjan. - Yes.
Why are you with the ladies?
No, since you are here, I am leaving.
[Grandpa] Heh-heh. Very funny.
Granny, I am very sorry. I spoiled your anniversary, right?
Nothing.
Everyone must be talking downstairs.
Give me your hand.
Perfect fit.
It seems as if this bangle was made for your hand.
[Grandpa chuckles]
- Granny, Kartik and I... - Dear.
Nobody comes empty handed into our life.
They bring their past along.
They bring along their pain, nervousness.
Their struggles. Their memories.
Their scratches and marks.
They bring along anything.
You love Veer because you have accepted his past.
Don't get confused and lose out on each other.
Come on.
Now get ready fast and come downstairs.
Okay?
[Pecks]
[Door closes]
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Come. Come.
Ladies and gentlemen.
[Cheering, applauding]
Please welcome the young couple of this evening.
Ma and Pa.
What was the use of buying this dress?
Sam is not even get married. See, how nice this is.
Cute, right?
You want Sam to get married because you got this dress.
Dude, are you an idiot?
Do you think I will ask Sam to get married for a dress?
I have also lost weight to fit into it.
[Sniggering]
Show me.
From where? Your brains?
Where did you find these glasses?
I stole them from some kid's first birthday party.
Hmm.
[Ishavni] She is really hot.
I won't say hot.
But yes, there is something about her.
Hmm.
She really likes you.
Those confessions were only for Kartik.
So, don't fall for that.
I have a question.
Why haven't you had sex with her?
Ishavni, have you lost your mind?
Why are you so obsessed with my sex life?
Do I look like a mating jersey bull to you?
The only relationship you had with women is sex.
You are addicted to mind with sex.
And you haven't had it with her.
So, maybe you found an emotional connection.
She said no.
Did you actually ask her?
Not exactly. But...
But yes, she refused. You know why?
Because she thinks I am not her type.
Can you believe that? I am not her type.
She told me that, you are not my type.
Now someone should tell madam.
That people are not like a pair of socks.
So that at first sight you know
that you are my life partner.
Because both of s wearing polka dots.
Polka dot. Polka dot.
Generally, in life, people know each other.
Know them.
And with time...
With time they fall in love with other, right?
And she...
She got a no-entry board. And said that, you are not my type.
And such statements.
I don't like such statements at all.
I hate them.
Adil.
Can you tell what's between the lines of this poem by the poet?
The poet is confused.
He is hurt.
He doesn't know how somebody whom he likes can refuse him.
That means he is upset that he is being rejected.
F**k you, guys. You are crazy.
The couple is crazy. I don't want to sit with you.
- Aww. - Aww.
Yeah.
- Are you mad? - Sam!
Do you understand palate?
- Something like a dishwasher. - [Chuckles]
Do you know fennel seeds?
It is used to cleanse the palate.
Yes.
Will you be my fennel seed?
Kartik has left a very bad taste in my mouth.
I am...
really talking about cleansing my palate.
[Door opens, closes]
[Knocking on door]
Sam. Sam, are you there?
Hey. Sameera. [Tapping]
Open the goddamn door.
- No. - [Kartik] Sam.
Sam, I need to talk to you.
- What? Are you stupid? - [Kartik] Sam, please.
- Veer, please. - I just want to have a word Sam.
- Veer. - Don't be stupid.
What are you doing?
He is on the other side of the door.
Why are you hiding here?
- Everything is so embarrassing. - Yeah, right.
- What is embarrassing for you? - Veer. Please.
Don't be stupid. Let me open the door.
Let me get this straight.
He is on the other side of the door. He wants to speak to you.
And that is exactly what you wanted, right?
- So, open the door and talk to him. - Not now.
- Later. - When?
When?
How long will you extend it? Please tell me.
Why can't you talk to him now?
He is there? Right there for you.
Talk to him. That is what you wanted. Right?
Veer, I don't want to talk right now.
And why are you interfering so much?
I am interfering?
Are you forgetting that you came to me?
You asked for my help.
That talking to Kartik is the most important thing for you.
Now this is happening. Why are you not talking to him?
I don't what to talk to you either.
Why should I tell you everything?
I don't owe you anything.
You don't owe me anything? You owe me everything.
You have come here because of me.
Oh, so now you are counting favors.
No. I am not counting favors, Sameera.
I just want to make you understand.
That I have got rights too.
To know the reason as to why you are not opening the door.
Now, move. He is gone. I need to leave.
[Door opens]
And yes, listen. Forget about me.
Even you have the right to know
why you were not opening the door, Sameera.
And I think, you really must think hard about it.
Uncle. Have you seen Sameera?
She has not come here, dear.
Bro. Bro.
Do you know where Sameera is?
Aren't you drinking too much today?
It's not good...
Did you tell her?
Whom?
That you like her.
Please stop your nonsense.
She is crazy about Kartik.
Why are you dragging me into this unnecessarily?
You know what? You are an idiot.
She said, and you accepted it.
I am a shrink.
I listen to people's confessions.
And I haven't heard a more genuine confession than hers.
She loves you.
But I don't like her.
After Alina, Sameera is the first...
Listen, don't compare Alina and Sameera.
Ishavni, I am warning you.
There is nothing common between the two.
They are completely different personalities.
She...
She is confused. She is a little crazy.
Do you know she is pursuing Kartik for a year?
Just so she could talk to him once.
She got in touch with me to get in touch with him.
And she is not here for me. But for Kartik.
And what is the guarantee here.
Consider that I give her a little emotional levy.
That she won't do the same thing with me too.
Is there... Is there any assurance?
And most importantly.
And most importantly to love someone...
To like someone. You need to respect that person.
And I don't respect her.
She is a stalker.
She has been stalking Kartik. And me too.
So what I do for her, I would do that for anyone.
I could do that for a lame, sick puppy.
And even an injured bird with a broken wing.
You know what feel for her is plain pity.
Don't mistake that for love.
Sameera might have felt bad after hearing all this.
And how will she hear all this?
What the...
Ishavni!
She was standing behind me. Why didn't you tell me?
Adil, you too?
What's so funny?
- What did you do with her? - What?
She told you everything about herself in confidence.
- And you did, what Kartik did. - What?
You disrespected her.
Why do you feel so bad when you feel something for her?
Why do you feel so nervous?
Remember one thing. You are not betraying Alina.
Listen. Keep your wisdom with you.
She was standing behind me. You could have stopped me.
You could have told me.
- Go. Go and tell her. - Do I have a choice?
- No, you don't. - Sadist woman.
Get lost. Bloody escapist!
[Door opens]
Sam. I need to talk to you, Sam.
- Sameera. - Listen to me.
I have been looking for you since long, Sam.
I am really sorry. Something went out of context.
Bro. Bro. Bro.
- First, I will talk to her. - F**k off.
She doesn't even want to talk to you.
- Listen. It's urgent. - So is this.
Sameera. One minute. Listen to me.
- Sameera. - Sameera.
I have been following you, Sameera.
- Listen to me. - Yeah.
[Veer] She had been running after you. You didn't see that.
[Kartik] Can we just wait.
- Can we sit and talk once? - Why are you angry?
- I am telling. - Bro, I want talk to her
Kartik, I am telling you as a friend.
It looks very stupid. Don't do all this.
Sameera. I need... I need to do this.
- Don't do this. - Sameera, I...
Bro, she doesn't even love you anymore. Just stay out of this.
- She doesn't love you either. - Stay out of this.
What is your f*****g problem? I want to talk to her.
- Sameera, listen to me once. - Sameera, listen to me once.
I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to be alone.
- Sameera. - Just stay out of this.
Bro, what is your problem?
- [Sameera] What are you doing? - Why did you hit me?
- Kartik. - Just stay out of this.
- Veer! - Don't you dare hurt her again?
The problem is you are interfering.
- I am interfering. - You are interfering.
- I am interfering. - Veer!
I am telling you, Kartik. Stay out of this.
I won't. She is mine.
She is your what? What?
Where were you for the last one year when she was running after you?
Huh?
And does your woman know what you are up to here?
[Theme music playing]