[Title Montage]
- Ooh. Hello friends. - [Running water]
Be with me.
By the way, water here is supplied by the municipality.
But if you wish for anything with your heart...
...and throw a coin in, then your wish gets fulfilled.
Let me demonstrate.
- I love you, Debbie. - Hurry up, driver. Faster.
I love you.
Oh f**k.
Interesting.
Till now you used to run away from Mr. India.
[Dr. Khatri] Then why did you go close to him?
Veer.
Hmm?
His name is Veer.
Wow. This is great. This is progress.
This is a major break through.
So, why did you go to Veer?
I owed it to him.
Whenever I needed him he was always there for me.
But you weren't even talking his name till now.
So what changed?
[Dr. Khatri] Why did you go to him?
[Sameera] I will tell from the beginning.
A few hours prior, Veer was at his bachelor party.
[Door opens]
- [Veer] Hello! - Will you please...
- [Kartik] Hi. - Hi.
[Bottle clinking]
This is a bachelor party?
- Yes. - Don't you find it creepy?
[Veer] Four men. In a hotel room.
Your gift must be on its way. Everything will get fixed.
The vibe. The feel.
The sex ratio.
[Parth] Ahan's event management company...
...was organizing a good party. But...
It is my bro's wedding.
So, I will organize the party.
Look, I have worked hard on this party.
And I finally managed to get her.
- What? - Kartik, her?
- Have you called a prostitute to my bachelor party? - [Kartik] No.
No, bro. I know your taste. Are you mad?
I just called for some strippers.
No bachelor party is complete without strippers.
Every bachelor party which doesn't happen...
...in TV, movies and in Vegas, Kartik.
- Bro, relax. - [Ahan] And I was thinking that...
...even the police can come in such situations.
So, in that case I have cocaine on me as well.
- What? - [Kartik] I am joking, bro.
What joking?
I just wanted to give Debbie this puppy.
I didn't even want all this.
- Bro, this... - [Veer] What? Cocaine?
- We will have to... - Move.
- F**k. - [Thumping]
Bro, my...
[Kartik] Relax. Tell me the truth.
You found Ahan's wine bar idea better...
...than my bachelor idea, right?
Seriously.
What is his problem?
[Kartik] He is taunting me again and again.
And also.
- Why is he even here? - Why is anybody here?
- What do you mean? - I mean why do we need to arrange two parties?
- That's... - [Veer] If Debbie and I are separated then...
...it will become even more out of control, Kartik.
And I knew this would happen.
That's why I wanted a common party.
Bro, I am going to put up a Lost ad for your balls.
- Huh? - And I will tell people that if you find my brother's balls...
...please return them.
It is your bachelor's party.
I am not celebrating Sibling Day here.
Why are you so excited?
- You liked Ahan's idea, right? - Hey.
- [Kartik] Just say it. - I don't even know...
...when Agni arranged Debbie's party.
And Debbie hired Ahan's company for my party.
No one asked me anything.
What? Why are you smiling like that?
What?
I thought you were angry with me.
[Kartik] And that's why you made Ahan plan the party.
Why will I be angry with you?
Because I came between you and Sameera.
And seriously, if I had any idea...
...I would have backed out much earlier.
- [Kartik] I have... - Bro, just shut up. Please.
[Veer] Shut up. It is my bachelor party today.
Sameera's boyfriend is sitting outside.
If he found out then...
He doesn't know?
- Nice. - No. Hello.
Nothing happened between us, okay?
Till now.
Nothing happened till now, right?
- No one knows about the future. - Kartik.
[Parth] Guys. The stripper is here.
Trust me, you have never seen anything like this.
Hurry up. Hurry.
[Kartik] And the fun begins.
Why are you staring?
[Woman 1] I have worn modern clothes underneath.
If I had come wearing this in the train...
...then people would have leered at me...
...even in the women's coach. Right?
Correct. Safety first.
- [Ahan] So true. - [Woman 1] Mmm.
[Bangles clinking]
[Kartik] I will check.
[Agni] Have you ever seen any of my parties having...
...a cake the size of a macaroon?
You are so fired. Out.
Lovely, it's up to you. No ugly faces in the party.
Okay? Go.
[Agni sing a song]
Why is she doing this?
What are we doing in this party?
Don't involve me. I am leaving after a drink.
I can't handle this. I am off.
You know where to find me.
- Porno, you can't leave like this. - {agni sing a song]
[Agni] Porno! Dance with me.
[Music playing]
You know she shouldn't be drinking at all.
If Veer found out then he will start his...
...bad for the baby, lecture.
I hate bachelorettes.
And so does Veer.
- Veer didn't want this party. - Nat at all.
[Debbie] ] Hi.
[Laughs]
- Hi. - [Gags]
- [Debbie] You are stinking. - Look, Debs,
when an animal smells danger...
- ...it emits its most dangerous smell. - [Growls]
- Boring. - Boring.
No.
[Giggling]
Hi, you must be Agni.
[Agni] Hi. Welcome to the party.
Have fun.
Are you sure about the wedding?
[Door opens]
[Kartik] I want to talk to Darshan.
- No, he has sent this Kamla, Vimla, etc. - [Ahan] Veer,
I am really sorry. But your cousin is a pervert.
[Ahan] He has been bargaining with her manager since long.
[Kartik] You said that you will send a cool girl.
[Kartik] A girl who will rock our party.
[Veer] Forget it, Kartik.
Look, I am not paying. You...
[Kartik] What performance...
[Clacking sound]
[Ahan] I cannot believe that Samson was dating this loser.
No wonder she is so embarrassed...
...that she doesn't even want to talk about him.
Ahh.
She was in love, Ahan.
And many people become foolish in love.
You know I have learnt from my past relationships...
...that nothing is too much.
Nothing is enough.
Otherwise how do you...
How do you re-create the romantic moment?
One second.
- [Sneezes] - Sorry.
- [Sniffs] - Oh.
- F**k. - I applaud you, bro.
- You are quiet a lover. - Thanks.
In spite of your allergies you are taking this for Debbie.
Yeah.
Tell me one thing. What if Debbie didn't like it?
What if she needed a black puppy and not a fair one?
[Ahan] What if she is not ready for one?
No. Debbie had a cute dog as a child.
Yes.
But unfortunately after her parents were gone...
...even the dog...
That's why I am giving her this puppy.
It should be something special.
Like recreating memories.
Or freezing a moment in time.
- That's a good one. - Thanks.
- You know... - [Sigh]
- My and Samson's anniversary... - Bro, tell me...
...why do you call her Samson?
Have you seen her muscles?
- [Giggling] - I am joking.
- [Kartik] I am not paying. - [Woman 1] You will have to pay.
- [Kartik] Why should I? - F**k, I can't take this anymore?
[Kartik] Are you doing me a favor?
I am leaving and you should too, if possible.
- Hey... - What did you by coming here?
- [Woman 1] Coming here... - Did you perform?
- Kartik. - You didn't, right?
- Kartik. Pay her. - [Woman 1] I'm...
Bro, there are also some consumer laws.
Her coming here doesn't mean she will get paid.
[Parth] I am paying.
- Payment for what? - [Parth] I will pay you.
Do you have any work ethics? Money...
[Woman 1] I do. I came, didn't I?
[Debbie] Ishanvi.
Please answer Veer's phone. I am drunk.
[Ishanvi] Not. - [Phone ringing]
Sameera. Answer it. Please. For me. Please.
Take it. Fast.
play cool.
- [Veer] Hello, Debs? - Hello, Veer?
Sameera?
[Veer] Did I call you? This is Debbie's number, right?
Where is Debbie?
[Veer] Is she okay? I hope there is no problem.
Actually, she is in the washroom.
Oh, okay.
Will you tell her that I am coming to see her in half an hour?
He is coming to see you in half an hour.
[Sigh]
Hmm?
Okay, Veer. I will tell her.
Okay. Thanks.
You know,
Veer takes great care of me.
- [Chuckles] - I am sorry.
- I get so weird when I drink. - Its okay.
- We all get weird. - Yeah?
Cheers?
In that case, one more Cosmo for me.
- Debbie, I don't think... - Hmm.
Shh.
[Debbie] I know, I shouldn't be drinking. Okay.
But this is my last adult party.
After this drinking, dancing, all...
Over.
Hey.
You know what?
Looking at Veer, you can't tell.
- But he is a stallion in bed. - [Chuckles]
Actually, that's why I am marrying him.
[Debbie] Specially when he does... - Debbie. I don't want to know.
No! No.
Sameera.
[Debbie] Why do I feel that I am making a mistake?
I am serious.
What if I am not ready for it?
Do you know Noddy?
Good boy Noddy.
Sometimes I feel like I am marrying Noddy. - [Chuckles]
Even when Veer fucks up.
He just...
He just learns from it and he is so...
Kartik, my ex.
[Sameera] He wasn't so nice to me.
But a man helped me at that time.
Why are you telling me this?
Veer loves you.
He thinks about you.
[Sameera] Noddy might not be such a bad thing.
Have you tried Noddy?
[Debbie] How can you say that he is good?
- [Door closes] - [Clearing throat]
The party is upstairs.
Is this salon yours?
It is stolen.
I have hidden it below Agni's pub.
[Porno] Why?
I just wanted a massage.
Oops.
I don't know that.
But...
I can color your hair.
Okay.
Go in.
Hey, Debbie.
[Music playing]
- [Both giggling] - [Debbie] God.
Now you don't want to disappoint Agni. - Hmm.
[Music playing]
[Phone ringing]
- Veer? - Sam. Where is Debbie?
She is not answering. Is everything okay?
She is okay. At her bachelorette.
Okay. Listen.
Please get her online.
I have got a beautiful surprise for her.
Wait, are you drunk?
You were fine 10 minutes ago.
You were coming to pick her up.
[Giggling]
Tonight is our seventh month anniversary.
And just watch how this dog...
...will convey my message to Debbie.
[Veer] Today the entire virtual world will find out...
...how much I love Debbie.
Facebook Live.
Listen.
Don't do whatever you are planning to.
Because you will regret it tomorrow.
Why?
Why? No. I love Debbie.
You are going to embarrass yourself.
[Sameera] And Veer, she is going to hate it.
Where are you?
[Sameera] I am coming to pick you up.
[Veer] I am wishing at the fountain.
[Giggling]
Wishing fountain in Mumbai?
[Veer] I love you, Debbie.
Hurry, driver.
I love you.
F**k.
- [Sameera] Hey, sweetheart. - [Constable] Sir, you know...
...it is not allowed.
[Constable] I will get punished.
[Veer] Sir, my ring fell into the water inside.
[Constable] How did the ring fall into the water?
[Veer] Sir, I was wishing at the fountain. - [Constable] Okay.
[Veer] So, when I threw the coin...
- ...even my fiance's ring got dropped in. - Okay.
- Alina used to say that... - One minute.
- Who is Alina? - My wife.
Okay.
You have a wife.
[Constable] And also a fiance. Two of them.
Can't one have a fiance after the wife leaves.
- Yes, possible. - [Sameera] Sir.
- [Sameera] I will talk. - Oh my cutie.
So, are you the fiance?
- No, I am just a friend. - Okay, friend...
How many affairs do you have?
Sir, trust me.
I will take him home.
Okay. Your home?
His sister's home.
- I don't have a sister. - He doesn't have a sister.
What are you saying?
I do. I just had one.
Oh yes. You said you didn't have one first.
- Now you have one. - [Sameera] No.
I will drop him home. My car is there in that turn.
- Sure? - [Sameera] Yes.
- Show me. - His brother-in-law is also in the car.
Yes.
- Sure? - Yes. Don't worry. Sorry. Really sorry.
- [Sameera] Take the basket. - Basket.
- Sorry. - Yes...
- Just like that. - Good night.
[Footsteps]
Walk straight.
Where is your car? Where is it?
And where is Adil? Where is Adil?
You are high.
I told you not to take so many anti-allergens.
- And then you mix it up with drinks. - So?
[Sighs]
What you did today...
Veer do you want to go to jail?
No. I want to give this puppy to Debbie.
- [Veer] I don't want to go to jail. - God!
What is wrong with you, Veer? What are you doing?
- I don't even recognize you. - What?
Why did you call me instead of someone else?
Why me?
Because you called me too many times.
I never judged you for that.
So, I just thought I could do the same.
What same? Being a clingy Romeo?
- Veer, this is so stupid. - Hey. Even you knew.
That whatever you were doing was very stupid.
Were you able to stop yourself? No, right?
Hell, all this goes against you.
And you are being so rude to me, girl.
Yes, smart a**. But...
Okay, I had a break up.
My foolishness was acceptable.
What's your excuse?
[Sameera] You have seen me. You saw what I went through.
You pulled me out of it.
You taught me self esteem, moderation and reality.
And look at what you are doing?
You are making the exact mistake that I did.
That's what I am saying.
That now I realize that I was wrong.
You know loving someone can never be a mistake.
- It can never be a mistake. - F**k, I wish I could strangle you.
- Why? - What is wrong with you Veer?
[Veer] Why?
Do you know what she thinks about you?
What?
I am sorry, but she doesn't respect you.
All through the party she said how clingy you are.
- [Giggling] - Really? No.
She must have been drunk.
10 days before the wedding you are at...
...Flora Fountain with a puppy at midnight...
...and wishing your fiance to love you.
You can't wish someone to love you.
If she doesn't.
Did she... Did she really say that?
[Veer] I mean, why would she say that?
I even got a puppy for her.
[Laughing]
I was just joking.
Of course, she loves you.
[Sameera] Are you sober now?
See, I am so good at shocking people...
...out of their stupid highs.
Of course, she loves you.
[Veer] Are you telling the truth, Sam?
The truth.
It was a very mean joke.
Even I know that I am not so big a fool...
...that even Debbie is not interested in me.
When you said no to me.
I handled the entire situation so graciously.
Yes, I noticed.
Is it?
So, should I have pursued you?
- Are you flirting? - No. I just want to know.
I want to know.
You know both of us have moved on in our lives.
You know, both of us are very happy in our respective spaces.
- And I am also getting married in 10 days... - [Sammera] Hey. Here.
- What? - [Sameera] That is you.
[Veer on video] I love you, Debbie. What the f**k?
- [Chuckles] - When did I post this?
F**k! You have to delete this.
- Oh f**k. Shit. - Never.
I never thought that I will see you like this, Veer.
[Sameera] Where is he? Where is that guy?
Actually, come to think of it.
I don't really know you that well.
We have always met in high pressure situations.
Right?
I will say something about you.
If it is correct, you will drink. Otherwise I will drink.
Okay.
So.
Favorite genre of music.
Bollywood 70s.
In my defense, I had a break up.
- Heavy metal. - Lies.
- But anyway. - [Sameera] Cheers.
[Galss bang in table]
Singing.
Dancing.
Okay.
[Galss bang in table]
Your first kiss. Alina.
What the f**k.
[Galss bang in table]
After Kartik, Ahan is your first boyfriend.
Everyone knows that, Veer.
- I am not going to drink for that. - Hmm.
And you are playing the role of a perfect girlfriend.
So, drink.
Drink.
Ahan and I are perfect for each other.
[Sameera] He had asked me out several times before.
But I was not interested then.
But when he came to Bombay a year ago...
Wait.
Did you just say that we are role playing?
If I hadn't said that, you wouldn't have told me all this.
Yeah.
Manipulative.
[Sameera] Okay then.
Let's get down to some hardcore stuff.
Real stuff.
You still talk to Alina.
[Sameera] Cheers.
Awhh...
I am not mad.
And I was not mad even then. It was just my life choice.
Joke.
The ring you threw into the fountain was not Debbie's.
It was Alina's.
So, why are you carrying Alina's ring?
Umm. Memories.
At one time, you would call it the most...
...romantic gesture in the world.
You told me at Alina's birthday...
...that I wish someone did this for me.
Right?
You know after Alina, you were the one...
...whom I had, you know...
I asked you out.
By the way, why did you refuse me?
In this game, you need to tell me things.
- You cannot ask questions. - Okay.
You refused me because you were scared.
[Phone ringing]
Taxi.
[Phone ringing]
No, don't worry. I will be home in sometime
The key is in the plate of the flower pot.
Bye, mushroom.
[Giggling]
- Sorry. - Don't laugh.
We were at school together.
He calls me Samson and I call him mushroom.
I am no one to laugh at mushroom.
I was called a dumpling.
Huh.
Please.
Sameera, you have become very weird.
You know, I am not able to figure, but something is amiss.
You are different.
[Car hulting]
[Sameera] The thing is that I think your home is here.
Come, one last drink.
Veer, you are already quite drunk.
Yes, but we haven't finished our game.
And you haven't answered my questions.
Yeah.
[Veer] You refused me because you thought...
...I would be like Kartik.
Wrong.
I refused you because you are not my type, Veer.
- I don't like you. - I don't want you to like me.
I want me to like me.
Shall we?
[Veer] Okay, tell me.
What is your type of guy? Move.
[Bottle draging]
[Sameera] You have met my type of guy, Veer.
- My Mushroom. - [Chuckles]
Lies again.
[Veer] You really think that you will suit Ahan?
[Chuckles]- What do you mean? - I mean, look at yourself.
This firewall protected. Ultra armored.
Carefully constructed Sameera.
Veer, what is your problem?
I quite like myself like this.
So, you like liars.
You are being very judgmental.
[Sameera] Even you like broken, helpless, foolish girls.
The way you used to like me before.
Not at all.
You know what was your biggest specialty?
You were real.
You were fearless.
Do you know why you left me?
Because you felt that...
...what if I am like Kartik?
You got scared, Sameera.
You were afraid.
Drink.
Not at all.
Do you know when people lie their pupils dilate?
The same way yours are dilating.
Scientific fact. Admit it.
Yes, I was scared.
I loved Kartik.
What happened to me, Veer?
I was in so much pain that I couldn't breath.
[Sameera] You remember all my anxiety attacks.
My claustrophobia. The stalker behavior.
I had become a public spectacle.
You had the front row seat, remember?
Why should I become like that now?
I have decided.
- [Sameera] No. - Sam. Sam.
[Sameera] I just want to love in moderation.
Do you know why I refused you that day?
Because what I felt for you at that time...
I don't want to be that Sameera ever.
I am not Kartik, Sameera.
And the real Sameera is very precious.
[Smirks]
And you have forgotten her somewhere.
I know that I shouldn't do this, Sameera.
Veer.
I really want to kiss you.
You can stop me if you want to.
[Veer] Your choice.
I will count till three.
[Theme song playing]