'When I got my period at 13, there was'
'a huge stain on my skirt.'
'The entire class looked at me as if'
'becoming a woman was my fault.'
'Ishan looked at me the same way yesterday.'
'As if the truth about that untalented little'
's**t Gul was my fault.'
'Society's rules are f****d up.'
'And when it comes to love, it's horrible.'
Ram, stop right here.
'It makes you obsessive, then makes you lie.'
'And then, cherry on the icing.'
'I make a fool out of yourself in front of everyone.'
Hey, sorry about last night.
I was stoned! -Really, Rumi?
I mean, you're such a c**t!
Are you apologizing to her or making fun of her?
Khushi, just stay out of this. This has nothing to do with you. -Really?
I mean... -No, Khushi is right.
Just because I'm not a drama queen like you,
doesn't mean I don't understand what's going on.
You're just bloody jealous of me. -Excuse me?
Jealous of the way I look. -Oh!
I mean, ugly duckling never really became a swan.
Jealous of my talent. -Oh, please!
Are you serious? -HuffPost gave her 4 stars.
And jealous by the fact that Ishan's into me.
Oh! Now that's a burn!
This attitude is so you and so mediocre!
Ishan is not interested in mediocre things!
You never had a chance before
and you'll never have one!
Rumi...
Baby, look at what she has done!
Hey, Rumi!
Rumi! Rumi!
She said because she is hurt. She's not like that.
Let's go inside and sort this. Come.
Rumi!
She wasn't speaking the truth.
I mean, obviously, right?
And...
Do you actually
feel that way?
Rumi!
'If I had ever written an autobiography on my life'
'it would've been called A Series of Unfortunate events.'
'And this would have been the juiciest chapter.'
'Come on, Rumi. You don't actually.'
'Ishan found this funny.'
Hashtag Die Rumi.
'Another of love's brilliant achievements.'
'Cold-blooded murder of the remaining confidence.'
'Now that we're talking about confidence, the best was yet to come.'
'Someone special was going to come to over to our house today.
Keenan and Ryan,
they'll organize everything perfectly.
Kids love it. -Yeah, they love sushi.
Where were you?
I'm home now. -You know that Maira is coming today.
Chill, Mom! It's not that she's going away anytime soon.
Make a list of all your friends and give it to Sanjay
downstairs, he's coordinating for the event, okay?
What event? -Maira's homecoming party.
Didn't you tell her? -Amazing, dad!
WhatsApp me the invite, I'll handle everything.
'Incredible.' -Rumi, clear your walk-in wardrobe for Maira.
I have place Maira ma'am's luggage here.
'Maira, my mom's second daughter.'
'Dad's real daughter.'
'My sister from another father'
'just brought out the worst in me.'
'If I loved Ishan to the moon and back'
'I hated Maira to the hell and beyond.'
'Because ever since she was born she has.'
'Approval.'
Dad, whose drawing is the best?
Both of your drawings are the best.
No, it's mine!
Look, we are one family.
In the family, we are all best, right?
'B******t, I could see the choice clearly'
'since childhood.'
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star."
'Maira was a person who was born to make others feel inadequate.'
Wow!
Good girl.
That was wonderful.
'Lovely, kind, virtuous, witch, Mairu.'
'She was the problem in my life.'
'It didn't just give me lemons.'
'It picked me up and dumped me in acid'
'again and again and again.'
'But in the glamorous world I lived in'
'tears were frowned upon.'
'Too low society.'
'And crying faces don't look good on social media.'
'So you have to find other ways of treating your injuries.'
'Therefore, I like people who give'
'validation effortlessly.'
Excuse me, sir,
this is Rs. 3,800. Take
the rest from ma'am. -Ma'am?
What 'ma'am'? I just settled the power bill.
Take it from sir. -Sir?
Dude, I just paid the graphics guy, man.
Then where the f**k do I get it from?
Should I sell my kidney?
I'll sell it by evening, will do?
The same drama each time.
After all, you're into plays.
Be careful next time.
Have you lost it?
Look over there.
What is that?
It's nothing but a rash.
Rash? -Do you take us for fools?
How does he make time for that amidst all this?
Calculate the total.
Forget the total. Tell me, who was she?
It's not important.
It is super important!
When Lakhani was all over us,
whom were you fooling around with?
That girl in the red dress.
That b***h in that exhibition? -Yup.
He never misses a chance!
Dude, you're unbelievable, Agastya!
I thought he hates her, and I know
she treats him with disdain.
Agastya!
Call for you. -What?
Hello? -I didn't have your number.
Therefore, I called at the theatre.
I thought you must be there.
Are you in love with me now?
I'd rather prefer self-immolation. Thank you very much.
There's a party at my house.
Desai Mansion. It's on Google Maps.
8 pm sharp.
Is this an invitation or a threat?
Threat!
Then I'm not afraid of threats.
'There was only one purpose of calling him.'
'To make Gul feel like a s**t and me like a queen.'
'This is how you build habits.'
'And Agastya Rao was going to become mine and how.'
Babe, help me. -Ya?
Belt or no belt?
Belt. -Help, please.
I like this. -I know, right!
Well, babe,
you should've ordered some cute boys for me.
I did. -Who?
Agastya Rao!
What? No way!
Gul's director.
They're going to create a spectacle.
You're playing with fire, babe.
What? -Seriously!
That b***h deserves it, I mean,
I wonder what Ishan sees in her?
She's such a basic b***h.
Forget it.
Let's talk about Agastya Rao!
There's something about him.
He's not cute,
but he's hot.
Guys, I was just tired, you know?
I beg to differ.
What? Seriously, come on!
I gave him a trial round.
What? When?
Last night. -Are you kidding me?
It's was a sprint, not a marathon.
'No house, work or anything to do.'
'How could I refuse an invite to the party'
from the girl who asked me not to fall for her?'
'I wanted to mess around.'
'I knew I was entering a danger zone.;
'Which was probably already giving me such a high.'
Main gate? Yes, Ram.
Rumi, your guest is here. He is asking for Rs. 100 change.
What?
Babe, you got some cash?
Who keeps cash these days!
I don't know.
Ram, give it for now, I'll pay you later.
Okay.
F*****g Agastya Rao!
You really like making an entry, right?
Everyone must look at me even if I look like a d**k!
Well, you only live once.
It's called YOLO, uncle.
Ah, so wannabe pseudo.
Who are you? Greta Thunberg?
What is your cause?
I mean, you have a problem with people like me but you're still here.
Just admit it,
this
is what you really, really want.
You know what I really want to do?
It's you, right now.
I took a chance.
I'm not some lottery ticket to win by chance! Illiterate!
You're saying it as if
you don't enjoy it half as much as I do.
Next time. Ya, this time we know what
we actually want.
Cheers!
Oh my God!
Look who's here.
Go share. -Shut up!
Hi!
Hey! -Hi.
Welcome!
Pink doesn't too look bad on you. -You look stunning!
You look pretty good yourself. -Thank you.
So, you've forgiven me?
In your dreams. I'm only here for Ishan.
Okay.
What's that fraud doing here?
My guest. Only here for me.
Oh, why am I not surprised?
Well I think he just wanted to hang out with me.
Finally better sense prevailed.
Sorry.. -Not!
You know what? I think,
you two should actually chat up.
I don't think that's a good idea. -That's not. -I will go for a quick round. Excuse me for a minute.
Ishan, don't budge.
Gul went away.
Cheers girls. I am so glad she left.
Dad and Mom.
Give me a minute. Just give me a minute.
I'll be back. All right? -All right.
Hey!
Ishan.
Hi. Agastya.
It's all good man. What's done is done
Two Naga Chilli Vodka shots please.
Give me the bottle.
It's okay.
Here you go, buddy.
Cheers!
Be careful. It can burn your b***s off!
Nothing happened to you?
I feel like I'm on fire, man!
Well, I guess it will take more than that to light me up.
I'm bored. -Rumi.
You've come to the right place.
This man here is your soulmate.
Naga Chilli Vodka shots had no effect on him.
That's because he's used to drinking cheap liquor.
I doubt he knows how fine liquor tastes like.
My soulmate would have to be a connoisseur.
Well, cheers to that! Where's your drink?
All right. Let me get you a refill. What were you drinking?
Immaterial!
I'll drink what you tell me.
Champagne.
Here you go. -Ishan?
Yeah? Just a minute.
I'll be back, guys.
Come, darling.
If if there's an earthquake her hair won't move.
Is he applying gel on his hair
F**k you!
Promise?
Please don't tell me what he had
wasn't a feel good about yourself sex?
Stop trying to figure me out.
Drink and leave quietly.
Happily.
Because I've attended better funerals.
Can I give you a tiny bit of advice
from a very concerned f**k buddy?
He's got style, but lacks substance.
I think you can do better.
And who the f**k asked for your opinion?
Oh, that hurt?
You know what,
he's too cold to handle this fire.
F**k off!
And who is she?
Welcome! -Looking dashing. Oh, here we go. -I think it's time.
Good luck.
Okay, everybody, may I have your attention please!
I have an important announcement to make.
My little butterfly needs no introduction.
Maira Desai has been a
constant source of pride and joy in my life.
I'm a proud daddy, as I stand here before you today,
to announce that Maira Desai
has topped the London School of Economics!
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
And by that virtue,
Maira Desai is the new CFO
of the Desai Group!
I love you, dad. Thank you very much! -I am so proud of you.
Thank you.
'I knew she was going to do something.'
'She was furious. She was going to blast!'
Dad here, surely knows how to make
his daughter feel like a Superwoman,
although she's just an ordinary girl.
Since you thought I was worthy of this post
makes me feel like a Superwoman.
And I can't wait
to learn from the institution himself.
I love you, dad. -We love you too.
I also had an announcement to make.
Sorry, Mairu.
Didn't want to steal your thunder, but
I couldn't get a better opportunity
to make dad proud of both of his girls.
Of course, Ru! I can't wait to hear what you have to say. Go on.
Gul, this is for you.
After seeing your amazing passion,
I too have decided that, well,
theatre is my calling.
I will produce a play.
Revolutionary, radical, path-breaking,
to be premiered at the Play House.
And obviously,
the writer-director must live up to those adjectives too, so
ladies and gentlemen,
please put your hands together
for the Samuel Beckett of our times,
Agastya Rao.
Whoa!
Wow!
-I'm so proud, baby!
Thank you. -Well done.
Well done, Ru!
I can't wait to watch this. Congratulations! -Thank you.
This is such good news.
'No want could make me do anything'
'without my permission.'
'But I don't know why but I'
'started supporting Rumi.'
I really need to tell you. I feel like...
Hey, Maira.
Hi. -Welcome back!
Thanks. -Yeah.
Hi. -Hey!
Hi! How are you?
Nice to meet you.
How have you been? -Good.
I really missed you guys.
I swear, I couldn't recognize you.
And lately, you're looking stunning!
Thanks.
'When it's all so bitter around, stuff your face with Sugar.'
'Maira's blood is best, actually.'
Hello? -Were you serious about that play?
Why wouldn't I be?
Because people behave like fools when they're angry.
When was I angry?
This act is too fake!
The one at the party,
that was quite natural.
At the party? -When you were hugging
your cute little sister.
And when Ishan hugged her.
You could have fooled anyone,
but not me. We'll start the rehearsals tomorrow.
See you at 8.
Have you lost it? We don't have a god-darn cast!
Well, at least we have a lead actress.
And I won't get anyone better one
nor do I want anyone else.
Don't you want to see Ishan and Maira
when they see you, kill it on stage?
I'll see you tomorrow at 8. -That's more like it!
Jealously and revenge, you are my kind of girl.
'Now, I was crossing the danger zone and entering explosives.'
'Because this was Rumi and Ishan's story.'
'I was just a sidetrack.'
'Saving the damsel in distress.'
'And I didn't know, while trying to save her'
'I was going to drown.'