Hey.
Hi! Good morning. - Good morning, love.
Ma'am, there is someone here to meet you.
Agastya!
What are you doing here?
Look at your state.
I want to talk to you.
You could have called me. Why did you come here?
Hey, Rumi. It's fine. It's cool.
No, Ishan. He's here to discuss work.
You can sit down and talk. -You go. I'll call you later.
I won't leave!
I won't leave until I'm done talking to you.
Rumi...
Rumi, you were right.
I have fallen for you.
It's so bad that I can't even feel my knees.
Have you gone mad? Have you lost it?
I don't know what he's talking... - I have never let anyone
come so close to me before.
I've never let anyone peep inside me.
But you...
You've peeped into my soul.
Consumed it.
Become it.
And do you know why?
Because we're one.
You, and me.
Together we're magic.
I think, I should go.
No... - Then, go!
I am obsessed.
I can't live without you.
Are you done? Happy?
Now, get out of here!
You feel the exact same thing, but you won't admit it,
because there is no reason.
But this is what happens.
You don't even realize it.
That's it.
You get obsessed.
All I can ever think about is you!
God! God, I am...
I am going insane.
I don't know what's happening to me. - Get
the f**k out.
Rumi, I am... - Go!
I don't know what he was talking about. I really don't...
He was drunk. He has lost his mind.
It's okay. Calm down.
It's okay.
'In the past 24 hours,'
'I called her 124 times and she didn't answer my single call.'
'But what's important was that she cried.'
'She may have been angry, but she cried.'
Agastya Rao.
Your play is being appreciated.
Yours is the first Indian theatre to be reviewed by World IR.
Come to the point. - Okay.
Our agency will sponsor the next 20 shows.
I'm giving you two months. But prepare even better.
Check the total amount.
Milestones are fixed.
'What does he think of himself?'
'No talent, no depth or world view.'
'Ishan Rana was a loser.'
'Agastya Rao was a stud.'
'I will show it to Rumi now.'
'I won't meet or call her.'
'I will be avoiding her.'
'I will be f*****g cool.'
'And because of this, many like me don't realise'
'that we're actually coming across as f*****g needy.'
Sir, only one...
Congrats, sir. - Congrats, sir.
I didn't see you on social media.
I'm not on it.
It's a hidden account.
I use it to stalk someone.
Do you know they're calling you
the angry young man of Hindi theatre?
But I've only seen you smiling throughout the evening.
Where there is gunpowder, there's fire.
Anyway,
it's been a fairly tepid evening.
B****y hell!
He will also hunt Radhika Malhotra.
Well, then I think we should hang.
I love fireworks myself.
Sure.
Tell me something.
Does he have some sort of a magic lamp
that I don't have?
I don't know why all the women fall for him. I mean...
Any woman he touches comes to him.
Oh!
You have no magic lamp either, right?
'For someone's attention using someone else.'
'This is what I learnt.
Shall we? - Sure.
His hand is around her waist.
'Ishan and I have been dating for three months.'
'Maira went to London, and the lame Mumbai winters are on it's way.'
'But some things never change.'
'Ishan liked appetizers, I always knew that.'
'So I was cool.'
'As long as I was the main course.'
Hi, I am Rumi. Ishan's girlfriend.
And you are? - Hi, I am Tia.
Hi, Tia.
'I didn't want a f*****g guilty conscience about Agastya.'
'I had warned him from the beginning.'
'It is his fault, he fell in love.''
'F**k buddy relationship is time bound.'
'It's not meant to be forever.'
'What could I have done?'
'I mean, this man in front of me was my world.'
'And so what if this world was a bit bland?'
'I will spice it up at any cost.'
I am good.
'Agastya was a good phase.'
What do you want?
Another Martini please.
Martini. -'But this was my life with Ishan.'
Whiskey on the rocks, one more.
I love you. -I love you too. - You look so...
Go on your mark. -I want one bright, one dull or just one dull.
Rishabh! -Ya!
Change the filter of this light.
Yes, keep it in the Center.
Hurry up! - And Rumi...
Start your lines.
I need to get this fitted.
Rumi! - And...
Farah, where's Rumi?
Okay. - Farah, where's Rumi?
She said she'd come on the final day. She won't do the rehearsals. What should I do?
That means there is no need for a rehearsal, right?
Alright!
Rehearsal is cancelled.
See you guys straight at the show.
Agastya, what do you mean by that? -The rest of us can rehearse.
The rest of them are here.
Come on! - You check the light.
You do your practice. - Agastya.
Agastya!
Hey!
Who does she think she is? Olivia f***ing Coleman?
She'll show up directly on the day of the play!
Are we foolish to rehearse everyday?
Why are you yelling at me?
I told you this will end up being a f***ing disaster.
You're yelling at me!
'Why was I yelling at anyone?'
'Actually,'
'everything was going according to the plan.'
'I'd signed a two-year contract.'
'I'd won my first award.'
'And now, I was on the verge'
'of an even bigger announcement.'
We will not come to that phase?
Yeah, we had. Book that table first.
Alright, I'll call you.
Hey! -Hi, babe.
You look gorgeous. -Let's go.
Baby, Yash is sitting ahead.
Hi. -What's up?
I thought it was a date, just the two of us.
We do that every night, baby.
I haven't met this f****r in years.
You could have told me. I wouldn't have bothered with the stupid man.
Hey!
Hi. - Hey, Rumi.
How are you? - I am good. All good.
'So what if she hasn't answered my calls in three months?'
'In my head, 'we were living together already.'
'That is why I was decking up the house.'
'I was making loads of money.'
'I was kicking out rowdy, single men out of the house.'
'Because she will come one day.'
'She just doesn't know yet.'
'This is love'
'You can actually feel common sense slowly leaving your body.'
'In simpler words'
'this is madness.'
Lower the light.
Our life cannot go on like this.
We aren't kids any more.
Yes, speak.
Is Rumi there?
Yes, she is.
Did she ask anything about me.
No, boss. She didn't ask about you.
She is just chilling and going over her lines.
Say something to her about me.
See what she says.
S**t, Rishabh! Can I get another copy of the script?
Yeah, sure!
Thanks, Rishabh. - There you go.
Just mention me.
Tell her I'm not answering anyone's calls
and ask her to call me.
Why don't you just come here?
Just mention me.
Actually, it was boss on the phone.
He was apologizing for not showing up.
Yeah, it's okay. - Yeah.
I asked him not to be ridiculous.
His schedule is really busy.
And he got a call from Theatre Fest in Germany.
That's wonderful, right? - Yeah. Good for him!
Good for you, bro.
So, if you
want to ask him anything, you can just text him.
No. I'm good. Thanks! - Yeah.
What did she say? Is must be getting angry?
Why the f**k did you not show up today?
Who does he think he is, and all that!
You truly are a fool!
Bro, she doesn't give a f**k about you.
She asked nothing about you.
Rishabh, when a person doesn't react,
it means they have been deeply affected.
She's behaving just like me.
No, m**********r!
You are behaving like me.
Desperate. - A*****e!
What will you have? -Pizza please.
Thank you, sir. - Thanks.
Rumi, there was no spark today.
I think something was missing. I didn't know
the absence of the director could make such
a big difference. - Really?
That's strange.
Vinnie really liked it.
Your director is now a big fish.
He is working with Radhika Malhotra. That's great.
Holy f**k! That's huge!
Guys, check out social media.
What happened? Show. - See.
Hey! Show me.
See.
Oh! I've heard she's a great actor, right? - Yeah.
You didn't tell me, Rumi. - Because it's bull.
Agastya would rather die than do a film.
He hates the commercial b******t.
Radhika just gave him the award. That's all.
Looks like they are vibing too.
Isn't he interested in you?
But I'm interested in you.
That's all that counts. Right?
Dude, she is hot!
She has signed a film with Agastya, Nice.
No, I do not want pepperoni.
Hey, baby.
Hi. -Hi, my love!
Did you really think that my play was s**t?
Baby, I think you were great.
The play was missing something.
But you were good.
I'm done with this play.
I can't keep doing the same s**t.
So, why don't you join some other theatre group.
The one that has less drama.
I'm going to make this as non-dramatic as possible.
I want to get married.
To whom?
Are you really asking me that, Ishan Rana?
It's not the 1st of April today.
What? You're kidding, right?
No.
Come on, Rumi.
Kids don't do what we do.
Ru!
I'm just 28 and you're 25.
How does that matter?
We'll see. We're dating. Let's see where it goes.
S**t.
And marriage is so far off.
No, it's not. -Come, let's have a drink. What would you like to have?
Red or white?
Ishu, we've known each other since we were kids
and you still want to explore!
And are you really pouring yourself a drink right now?
Agastya has only known me for
a few months and he has no doubt
that he loves me.
Why are you talking about Agastya?
Because he loves me so much and I don't give a s**t because of you.
He used to call me like crazy.
He does stupid things
only to get my attention. He is
that f***ing into me. - And you?
Do you love him?
Agastya!
Do you still want me?
It feels good.
I can't do it. I'm not inspired enough.
Are you kidding me? I've blocked the dates.
Oh! That's really sad.
Actually, I can't stop thinking
about my girlfriend's new play these days.
Girlfriend!
Where did she come from?
I don't know,
but she's here now.
'You are a fool, Agastya Rao.'
A f***ing fool. - Well,
Look at yourself, Agastya. You're behaving like this
little pea-brained hopeless little boy.
Agastya, everything was going well.
Suddenly, your dream girl arrives
and she's' trying to spoil everything again. -Hey!
Talk respectfully. - Get lost!
You know you will always be a plan B for her.
Stop making plans.
It's high time.
He's not my plan B.
Because plans get cancelled.
And I love him.
Therefore, I appreciate your genuine concern.
Don't laugh!
So, we are here live and chatting with Agastya Rao.
The man who dared to shelve his film debut with
The Radhika Malhotra
to pursue his first love
theatre with his second love Rumi Desai.
You know what? You can change the order on that.
That's a revelation!
You guys are so sweet and adorable.
Almost unreal. But talking about that,
what's your real life relationship like?
Honestly, there is nothing conventional about our relationship.
We don't do candle light dinners.
We don't send each other corny texts.
He has never even given me gifts.
Not even roses, right?
You know what? But she has given me something
that no one else has ever.
Magic.
You're not my muse.
You're my art.
I've hit the jackpot.
Then, tell me.
Are we going to hear your wedding bells any time soon?
Wedding bells!
Spooky s**t, bro.
It's like they can read each other's mind.
It's good for Rumi.
She always wanted someone
she could keep on his toes.
Gul would be the right match for you.
Low maintenance.
What the f**k is that supposed to mean?
Are you saying that I can't handle Rumi?
You know what I mean.
Actually, if you go on to meet the right person
that's really not a bad idea. - What?
Marriage.
What! What?
Yeah.
As in...
I used to think it was a defunct concept.
If I love you and you love me, why should we
we circumambulate the holy fire
and exchange marital vows? It's really not required.
What's the point?
But, now I think
why not? What's the problem?
I mean, what's the problem?
Okay.
What about your image as an artist. What happened
to the f**k social norms
and non-conformist Agastya? - Rumi,
people change. People evolve.
People happen
to fall in love.
Right? And,
What is the point
in being alone? As in,
there should be an 'us' too.
Kamal Haasan married twice.
Spielberg married thrice.
Anurag Kashyap, two.
And Scorsese married five times.
And do you know what? Their best work came after their marriage.
So, there must be something about marriage.
And you
realized this a long time ago.
I am realizing it now.
You know, this is the most artistic,
scientific explanation of love I've ever gotten.
What? Are you unable to digest it?
Hey.
Hi, Maira. Thanks for taking out some time.
Don't be silly. What's up?
Maira, I don't know what you'll say.
You might just think that I've lost the plot.
It's a little late for that. I knew you'd lost the plot
the day you fell for Rumi.
Alright.
Oh, my God! F**K!
Your sister won't hit me with her shoe, will she?
I don't know about her, but I will
if you don't shoot the video.
Agastya, this is beautiful.
It's just what Rumi needed.
Take this. - Not this one. Give me that one.
Have you thought about it? -Here.
What do I have to think about? From now on,
I just have to feel it. - What?
Since I was a kid, I have
heard that marriage is a f***ing trap. Now, you are
setting up a romantic dinner
with a ring!
Like a hopeless romantic.
If you're done crossing the limits of crazy,
I can get a mirror for you.
Actually, get a mirror.
I really want to look my best. What say?
Oh f**k! -Rumi!
Hello. Hey! What's up?
Rishabh, where is Agastya? I've been waiting for him since a half hour.
I called so many times, he is not answering his phone.
He's on the way. He left 30 minutes back.
Okay. Fine.
All the best. Come on! - Thanks.
No! I don't want it. - Bye!
You're looking great!
Ram, I'll be right there.
Ishan! - Rumi.
What are you doing here? - Come, hop in.
No, I can't. I don't have time for this.
Get in. Come in. Please.
I need to talk to you.
Come.
Look, I only have 10 minutes. I have to go somewhere.
Tell me quickly. - 20 minutes. Okay?
15!
Rumi, you were ready to give me your life. Give me 20 minutes please.
Alright? - Fine.
Alright. - Where are we going?
Surprise!
What is this? What are you doing here?
Ishan proposed to me.
And?
Rumi!