'Are you feeling bad, divorcee?'
'She didn't sign.'
'Oh!'
'Then you must be feeling really bad. Right?'
'You laugh off everything.'
'It's not done if both of us become serious.'
'She told me to keep the kids for a year.'
'Afterwards she will take them with her.'
'Fine. The kids will stay with us.'
'Of course, they will stay. They are my children, after all.'
'But what is the meaning of taking them back after a year?'
'Will she tell me what to do and when to do it?'
'What do you want?'
'I want to marry you.'
'It's difficult without getting divorced.'
'It's not difficult. It's illegal.'
'So the kids will stay with us.'
'After a year we will let them decide with whom they want to stay.'
'What is the need to think about it now?'
'And yes.'
'I will be a very good stepmom.'
'Don't worry.'
'Tell me something.'
'Are we doing something really bad?'
'It seems like that.'
'But we are not wrong.'
'And yes, please.'
'Cut down on smoking. Now you are the father of three children.'
[Indistinct announcement continues]
Roasted spiced gram. Roasted gram.
Buy roasted gram.
Buy roasted gram. Buy roasted gram.
Buy roasted spiced gram.
Buy roasted gram.
Roasted gram.
Buy roasted gram. Roasted gram.
Roasted gram.
Come on quickly.
Come on quickly. Get down.
-Shall I come? -Hold on.
Fine.
Come.
Do you want pickle, mother?
How much is it for?
Rs.65.
Can I taste it?
Yes.
I will open it.
I can see that.
It's not opening.
It's okay. It will open.
Yes.
No. I didn't like it. It's not good. I don't want it.
I have opened the package. It will get wasted.
You should have thought of that before.
If you get a customer like me, your business will fail.
You act smart only with me.
Persistence makes even a dumb person intelligent.
Just like a soft rope, when rubbed continuously on stone,
-leaves a mark on it. -Mark.
Come on. I will come again.
-I am coming. -Yes. Okay
Will you buy pickle, mother?
Why are you whispering in my ears?
Will you whisper and sell pickle?
-How do I... -Listen.
When a new film is released in Delight cinema
the announcer screams on the mike.
A new film has been released. Come and watch it.
-Yes. -Keep that in your mind.
Similarly...
Make your voice strong.
-Raise it. -Raise it.
-Yes. -And make your voice strong.
Scream and say...
Buy pickle.
Mother. Mother
No. I am... Scream till you start coughing.
Okay. Sit down, mother. Sit down.
-Shall I bring water? -No. No.
-Okay. -I am fine.
Come on. Start.
Mother.
What are you doing?
I am sitting in a bus.
Okay. Fine.
What are you doing?
I am also sitting in a bus.
Okay. If you sit, who will sell pickle?
Who will buy it properly?
Who will sell it properly?
Mother, buy pickle.
I don't want it. Get lost.
-Buy it. -Get lost.
-Hey! -No.
-Buy it. -No.
I don't want it.
Why have you wrapped the towel like Kajol?
-To conceal it. -What?
Private part.
-Look up. -What?
Mom.
Ms. Suman.
Ms. Suman, open the door once.
Ms. Suman, I made a mistake.
Ms. Suman, I have brought tea for you.
Ms. Suman, I have kept your tea outside.
If you want, drink it.
Juhi, are you pregnant?
No.
Why have you put on so much weight?
When was the last time you brought me on a cycle?
You speak nonsense.
You are smart. You will be able to do IIT.
Okay, Komal.
I think it's better that we go for tuition in a rickshaw from tomorrow.
It's not a day's thing that I will make you pedal.
Are you mad? I am not pedaling for you.
St. Teresa's cool boys also come there.
How can you think about petticoat all the time?
But Juhi, I wear jeans.
You are so selfish.
You will do IIT and settle down. Did you think about me?
I should think about you too?
I have told you so many times. Study a little.
I won't study.
What will you do then?
I will do something for which boys have to study.
-What? -Ms. Dariyaganj.
Stay away. Come on.
-Yes, mom. -Hello, Juhi.
Did you talk to your papa about the fees?
Listen. I will call you later.
Okay. Fine.
Will you walk faster?
I am walking. Come on.
And listen.
Keep the packet in your hand.
-Okay. -Do you remember the line?
You had written it and told me to memorize it. How will I forget it?
Your mother had also told you to memorize ABCD.
Why didn't you study then?
What would I have done by studying when I was destined to meet you?
Aren't you talking too much?
Come on.
[Indistinct announcement]
-Come on. -Yes.
[Indistinct announcement continues]
Listen.
Will the bus go to Ghaziabad?
No, aunt. Uganda.
-Go. -Is Uganda the stop before Ghaziabad?
[Indistinct announcement]
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
What is this?
-Are you going to sell it? -No, son. Are we mad?
We are going to Uganda. We will eat it over there.
At the age of 70 you are acting like a 40-year-old woman.
Hey! Talk respectfully. She is my mother-in-law.
Aunt, explain to your mother-in-law.
Only Tillu's stuff is sold in this bus.
We are not roaming around with belts like you.
Our product is not the same. So there won't be any competition.
What do you think, aunt? Do they come here for shopping?
This is select city.
You can sell anything here.
I give Rs.100 to the conductor everyday.
The next two hours belong only to Tillu.
So do one thing. Catch the bus to Noida.
Because I won't let you sell your stuff in this bus.
Conductor.
Suman, board the bus quickly.
I will teach Tillu a lesson.
Why are you locking horns with him, mother?
What do you mean?
Does the bus belong to his father? The bus is mine for two hours.
Come on. Go inside.
This oldie will land me into trouble today.
-Again oldie. -Not you. I was talking about her.
No. Not you. I was talking about her.
Come on.
Oldie!
Oldie! I won't spare you!
The bus broke down. It will halt for 15-20 minutes.
Whoever wants to drink tea can do so.
Go. It's the right time.
Hold on. Wait for a moment.
Sister, one moment.
Sorry. Hold on. Hold on.
Listen.
I...
That...
If you are bored of readymade pickles.
Just try...
-Try... -I will have to do something.
Madam, I have been looking for you in the bus since past two days.
My pickle has got over.
My grandchildren have stopped eating food.
My neighbors are also asking for pickle.
And you are here. Give me pickle.
Yes. Yes. Pass the pickle.
What a wonderful aroma!
Today the kids will eat food.
I also want one.
Yes. Here.
Yes.
Is it tangy?
Yes.
Pass it to him.
Dear, I also want pickle.
Yes. I also want it.
Please pass it.
Yes.
Oldie, will you stuff your nose with the pickle?
Its aroma is so wonderful. What do I do?
You also sniff it.
Is only the aroma wonderful? Or is it tasty too?
It is tasty. Taste it and see.
It's very tangy.
I like it.
Show me a small packet.
Yes. Yes. I have it.
-Return my pickle. -Yes.
Here.
Thank you.
How much?
Yes.
Rs. 65 for small packet.
Rs.110 for big packet. If you buy both, you will get it for Rs.150.
Wow! Amazing! Amazing! Her pickle is as wonderful as her dialogues.
Amazing! Okay. Listen.
Whoever wants pickle has to come to this bus. You will get it here.
How do you know?
-What? -How do you know?
How do you know that pickle will be available in this bus?
[Indistinct announcement]
Mr. Shukla,
there is a lot of competition in this field.
I will have to change my business.
What will you do?
Will you ride a rickshaw?
In childhood my mom used to say
"Better study. Or else you will have to ride a rickshaw."
I will ride a rickshaw.
Do you see him?
He is BA pass.
See what he is doing.
It's good that I didn't study.
How much did you earn?
What do I tell you?
My customers are pathetic. They open the packet, but they don't buy it.
And.
How many did you sell?
I didn't sell anything.
And I lost whatever I had.
What do you mean?
-Raju. -Yes.
Your boss Mr. Gupta.
Yes.
Ask him for a loan of Rs.15000.
His interest rate is very high.
I will repay it.
First talk to your wife.
-It shouldn't be that... - I don't have a wife. Talk to Mr. Gupta.
Fine. I will talk to him.
-Okay? -Fine.
I will talk to him tomorrow and let you know.
Okay.
For how long will you be angry with God?
Will it last all your life?
You go.
This is enough for my work.
At least break the coconut.
My old bones aren't strong enough.
The priest is very strong. He will break it.
I won't touch it.
Fine. I will ask God to grant you good sense.
Yes. Go ahead.
[Mumbling]
When I was a kid, a priest came from Haridwar.
He saw a black mole on my sole and he said...
"Dear, when you will be 30 years old"
"you will travel abroad."
From 30 I am now 60.
My sole's mole has faded.
But I never went abroad.
Do you have a passport?
When God has given me a mole on my sole...
I don't need a passport. I will simply barge in.
-Mother. -Yes.
Let's go. Or else we will be late.
She is my daughter-in-law, priest. Come.
Bless you, dear. Bless you.
-Yes. -Study her palms.
-Mother, let's go. -Show him.
Come on.
Dear, you don't have Saturn line.
The line that runs from the center is called Saturn line.
How rich will a person be?
How much his family will prosper?
That line decides all that.
Does it mean I won't get anything?
Dear, I have been in this temple since past eight years.
My prophecy never turned out to be false.
You can say that Goddess Saraswati dwells on my tongue.
Show me your palm.
Priest, the lines have predetermined everybody's destination.
But that doesn't mean we don't do our duty.
Who knows?
My God will change either my path...
or my destination.
You cannot do IIT if you don't eat.
Didn't you eat with papa and Vivaan today?
Why?
Do you like to eat alone?
I will repay your money.
Oh yes! I will charge you interest too.
After all, I am your stepmom.
What happened?
Did your mom say something?
She doesn't even know.
When you are unable to understand anything
you should give it time, dear.
Everything becomes alright.
See this family for instance.
What is alright here?
But you didn't give it time.
-Yes. But... -But what?
Come, Ms. IIT.
-A healthy mind lives in a Healthy body. -Healthy body.
Have dinner. Come.
This is your ball.
Hey baby! Throw the ball.
Hey delicate baby! Throw the ball.
You want the ball. Here.
Roasted spiced gram. Roasted gram.
'The number you are trying to call is currently not reachable.'
Give it back.
Listen to me.
Madam, nowadays many people are selling poison in the market.
They give poison in the guise of God's offering.
No. What are you saying? Do I look like someone who will sell poison?
-This is homemade pickle. -Madam, listen to me.
-Yes. -If you want to do business, buy a shop.
Is bus a place to sell your wares?
Right, officer?
True, madam.
Whether it's homemade or made in the market
selling wares in the bus is not permitted.
Where is it written?
On my forehead.
Why are you arguing with me?
Yes. So charge me penalty. Return my wares. It's my source of livelihood.
I see. Give me Rs.10000.
Sir, why are you arguing with a lady? Let her go.
-Go, madam. -Hey moron!
I will teach you such a lesson
that you won't be visible anywhere, leave alone on TV.
Yes.
Give me Rs.10000.
I don't have Rs.10000.
See...
Give whatever you have.
-Hurry up, madam. -Yes.
No. I...
This...
Do I have to give all of it?
Give it to me.
-Come on. -What?
Return my wares.
-Sorry, madam. -What do you mean?
You took the money. At least return my wares.
Return my wares. So much money...
How?
-How can you do that? -Catch her.
Catch her. She ran away. -Catch her.
Catch her.
Come inside. You also come.
Give me the pencil.
Dilip! Dilip, what are you doing?
Dilip, please. Open the door.
-What happened? Tell me. What happened? -Please open the door, Dilip.
I am coming in a moment.
Why are you staring at him?
I am asking you. What happened? Tell me.
He was teasing me.
Dilip. Dilip,
-Dilip, please don't hit him. -I told you not to hit him.
-Didn't I tell you? -Dilip.
Dilip, please. - What will you tell her?
-Dilip, please. -What will you tell her? I will tell your mom.
-Suman! Suman! -Dilip!
He won't go outside.
If anybody opens the door that person will also be kicked out of the house.
Ms. Suman, he is saying that it's a big deal that he is letting you go.
He won't return your money and wares.
He is saying your behavior wasn't appropriate.
Ms. Suman, the system is bad.
Once you get stuck here, you won't be able to free yourself.
And they won't let you do business peacefully.
I don't even want to do it.
Ms. Suman, you haven't even climbed the first step.
And you gave up.
I am afraid.
Never fear when Shukla is near, Ms. Suman.
Ravan was also very knowledgeable.
But he was very...
egoistic.
When Lord Ram killed him
-and returned to Ayodhya -What do I say?
Then mother...
Something that I want to hear.
Someday everything will be fine.
Okay?
[Mumbling]
I have been hearing it since my childhood.
Everything will be fine.
Does it ever become fine?
No.
It doesn't.
Bad.
But when you say it,
then what is wrong also seems a little right.
So you should keep saying it.
[Mumbling]
Ego is always the cause of devastation.
[Mumbling]
'Dear, you don't have Saturn line.'
'My God will change either my path or my destination.'
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