98.4
It's normal. Your heart rate is also okay.
You have enough gas to cook for an entire village.
You're normal. Nothing's wrong.
I'll go now. Take care.
Okay, uncle? Bye.
I'll wait a while.
Hi. Sir, temperature?
Absolutely normal, sir.
It can't be normal. Try again.
No, sir. It's normal.
Let me check your BP. Give me your hand.
Sonu.
Any history of heart problem in your family?
Everyone died before I could ask!
You call them and ask.
Sir, your BP is normal.
Impossible. I want to stay here.
Uncle, speak softly.
- You're his son? - No.
Neighbour.
Friendly neighbour.
Spider man huh!
You're so happy!
The oldie will die and you can go home.
Speak softly. Others are getting disturbed.
It's a hospital not your home.
I am more disturbed than them, idiot!
Sorry for the language.
Sorry, sir, the doctor will be here in 2 minutes.
No, there's no hurry.
What no hurry?
It's an emergency.
Dad, when will we go home?
Soon.
- Tipnis. - Yes, sir?
Where's Tambe?
Tambe is out on important work.
This is more important. Call him.
Yes, sir.
Son, we can't go home until you finish your food.
Open your mouth.
Couldn't you go with Sandeep to buy heels?
Buy heels with Sandeep?
- Yes. - And roam around with you?
That's what best friends are for!
These days best friends become boyfriends.
Is my phone ringing?
Check.
Here.
Get it.
- What are you doing? - Getting your phone?
Feeling me up, darling?
Sir, Tambe.
- Tambe. - Yes DG.
What? Location?
Oh you sent it on Whatsapp?
DG, I'm busy with something.
I'll finish that and check.
Drop that important work riding with you...
...and reach the location.
Get off.
- Get off. - Don't!
Get off, I'll come at night.
- You leave me everyday. - Get off.
No!
If you don't get off at the count of 3,...
...you'll see... 1,...
- 2... - 3
- My darling. - I got off.
I will hold Sandeep's hands and walk on the beach.
Have bhel'.
Yes, I will.
Wet or dry?
- Both. - Okay.
- I... - Give a kiss to Sandeep....
...on my behalf.
Stop!
I'll have sex with Sandeep.
So, you didn't change your surname?
No. Why?
Normally, husband wife... Nikhil Singh...
- ...Neerja Singh. - We're not husband and wife.
I'm sorry.
- Cousins. - Not cousins.
Colleagues.
- 2 flats. - 1 flat, sir.
- You'll stay together? - Yes.
And your parents have given you permission, right?
Yeah, in fact, they only suggested it.
- It's cost saving and convenient. - It's practical.
302 is a one bedroom flat.
Not convenient to us. Excuse us.
What do you mean not convenient, Mr Iyer?
Their parents have given them permission and...
Their parents have given permission but we're guardians of society.
So we have got responsibility.
Guardians or moral police?
Listen, please don't undermine the police.
Police is needed. Without police there will be lawlessness...
...and morallessness. Trying to make a perfect society.
- Like this? - Yes.
And who...
...decides the law, Mr Iyer?
The leader decides it.
And who made you leader?
The last time I checked I was the chairman of the society.
Last is the past. I'm the future.
Then why don't you run for president also...
....with your... - Let's just stop.
- ...5 sychopaths. - Don't talk about my people like this.
They're responsible people!
What society is today, the country will be tomorrow.
Wadhwani, I will do whatever is needed.
Why will I not?
Because, Iyer,...
...the sun doesn't shine from your ass!
Such a huge house but no bell!
Yes?
May I help you?
Sub Inspector Chetan Tambe.
Yes?
Just a second, madam.
Are you Mrs Raj Kapoor?
Not anymore.
You mean Ex.
Is Ramesh Kapoor home?
Ramesh Kapoor isn't here.
Can I wait?
Sure.
Doctor has called you.
Uncle.
Am I dead?
Will you have water?
Did I ask for it, idiot?
You seem fine now.
Right?
May I leave?
I'll wait. Nurse, please check...
The sound changed on its own.
This was loose.
Loose connection. Sorry.
Sorry, sir. Are you fine?
What are your working hours?
As long as it takes, rainbow man!
So you live together?
The other Kapoor knew?
I mean, Mr Kapoor knew?
Speak to the one you came to meet.
But you stay here, so...
...you know of the property dispute between brothers...
...and the legal matter of ownership of this place....
I'm sure you know.
How...
This property must be valued at 500 million?
Right?
So, if one brother died....
I'm sure you calculated all this.
You seem to have knowledge of property law.
- You are? - Ramesh Kapoor,...
...advocate, Mumbai High Court.
You've met my friend Naina.
My brother's ex-wife.
Since when have you...
You might....
...want to weigh your words.
Next contestant is A 94.
''I'll float in your river''
''I'll sway in your fields''
''That's my wish''
You need a warrant to enter people's homes.
Has the police forgotten the law?
Do come over for Diwali.
Screw you.
I'll surely light up your lamps!
Next contestant is A 95.
- All the best. - Thank you.
- Hello, sir. - Hello.*
Hello.
Sir, myself Gurleen.
Actually I want to say something.
Sir, I am actually a huge fan of you.
And I want to say a thank you to you...
...for giving this opportunity to...
...hidden talent from all parts of India.
Thank you, Gurleen.
Where are you from?
Sir, Chandigarh.
Chandigarh?
What brings you to Mumbai?
Sir, actually it's my childhood dream...
....to become a singer.
But....
- Sorry. - Go ahead.
Nobody in my family believed in me.
Now I'm here...
When I sang at home...
...everyone said...
...donkeys bray better.
Your ambition is a waste.
Leave all this and stay home.
They said that?
- Yes. - Who said that?
Husband, father-in-law,...
...everyone.
Okay.
Anyway, Gurleen,...
....now that you're here...
...sing something nice...
..and prove your worth.
Gurleen, what will you sing today?
Sir, one of your famous songs.
Wow. Very good.
Make it even more popular.
I really hope, sir.
Stop.
"Black glasses suit you.."
Stop. Thank you.
Thank you.
Brother, what's this?
I gave you 50.
The meter shows 70. What 50?
I'm not coming for the first time.
I've been taking this route for years.
Home to university and back.
It's doesn't go beyond 48.
What do I care which route you take.
The meter shows 70 so pay 70.
I don't have more than 50.
It's 48.
I paid you 2 bucks more.
F***** you think I'm poor?
A beggar?
Abusing won't help.
- Be decent... - Shove your decency.
Bloody pauper talking about decency!
This is where you live, right?
We'll meet soon.
Pauper!
Keep this.
''You're the soothing moon''
''I'm the heartbroken darkness''
''They're for each other''
''My sleep and your dream''
''You - Showers of rain Me - the thirsty earth''
''We're fated to meet this year''
''That which reaches my goal''...
...''it's a road of your name''
''That which makes my heart''...
...''is the beating of your heart''
''The beating of your ''...
...''heart''
Wow.
- Gurleen. - Yes, sir.
Do you know...
...today our song...
Yes, sir.
...has travelled a great distance.
Really, sir?
Thank you, sir.
Okay.
Gurleen, you see,...
- ...one is talent. - Yes, sir.
There are many talented people.
Then there is confidence.
- That's rare. - Yes.
Your confidence...
- Wow. - I'm stunned.
Sir, thank you so much.
I don't know...
Do you practice?
Yes, sir. 8 hours everyday.
8 hours? Oh my!
I think... I have a suggestion.
- Gurleen... - Yes?
Hereafter, practice for 16 hours.
This isn't enough. Practice more.
At least 15 hours.
Okay.
I'll tell you one more thing.
Dear, what your family tells you...
...is for your good.
Sir?
Sir, can I try again...
No.
- Hereafter... - A song has to be sung.
You didn't sing, you spoke it.
No more singing, please. That's enough for one day.
Please. We beg you.
Dear, whatever you sing after this...
...please do so in Chandigarh.
Thank you.
Okay.
Dad, when I grow up, I'll be a cop.
No need.
Take a left here.
''Hail Lord Ram''
''Hail Lord Krishna''
You...
Now you're resorting to such cheap tricks!
Brother..
- Please go inside. - Go.
Nothing much. We're talking.
- Please go. - Go inside.
Nothing.
I'll dig your grave in your wife's presence.
Bloody untouchable!
What.. - You scratched my car!
Ma'am, go inside.
I dare you to do it in front of me.
Keep your manhood for your family.
See this key? I'll shove it up your... It's a warning.
Low class.
Lunatic.
Don't talk about manhood!
Your wife ran off with your brother.
You!
Open up!
Moron!
Open the door.
Open up!
Move aside, Kapoor!
You ate up a sick man's food!
Doesn't a healthy man feel hungry?
You want me to starve to death? Idiot!
Shut up, idiot.
Everyone's listening. Speak softly.
Shut up.
I'll arrange something.
You will have to. Should I die?
Move, you f*****.
The police chase the thief.
And thieves run for their life.
Naturally, a thief is more motivated than the police.
Hence, their feet are faster too.
Yes.
Do you know the biggest problem of the police department?
Yes.
We think like the police....
....not like thieves.
- Hello. - Hello.
Nobody just wakes up one day and declared himself a thief.
Every thief has a reason.
Economic reason...
...hunger...
...loans... emotional reasons.
Doc, a thief is the one who gets caught.
What do we call the one that doesn't get caught?
Thief or genius?
Anybody can do wrong under constraints.
This thief also must've had constraints.
From a height of 10 storeys...
...taking the risk of a petty theft...
Respect.
You've seen Jaagte Raho starring Rajkapoor, right?
All thieves in society.
Take a day or two and see if anything's stolen from your house.
I too will check at Kapoor's if anything's missing.
Let us know if there's anything else.
There is.
Guess it's used often.
Don't even think of leaving the city.
Hang me dead today.
Anything else...
Sorry.
People will never understand our relation, Ramesh?
We are so complicated.
I think we are perfect.
A little less than perfect.
How much are you quoting for this house?
58 million.
Perfect minus 58 million.
A little less...
.....than perfect.
Let me make the drink, please.
Please let me?
DG, listen I have...
DG, come here.
There are many f****** in the world.
Of them all, the slimiest ...
.. is the double PhD doctor.
He's a doctor with a sweet tongue....
....but you don't know his deeds.
He's conning the whole police department.
The con man of the century.
Do you know he speaks of cricket...
....while he's doing gymnastics on the 10th floor.
Gymnastics behind a facade of cricket.
He said he can't harm a fly.
Rascal, I solved 18 cases.
He's a university professor.
He's playing games with us.
Thinks the police department is stupid? Scoundrel!
I saw it myself. He was sitting in Kapoor's car.
He hides behind his wife, coward.
DG, don't abuse. The kid will wake up.
Look here.
Look.
Saw this?
What did I tell you?
He doesn't know Kapoor!
He doesn't know Kapoor?
Who's that in the photo?
He's standing close to Kapoor at the wedding. That bloody liar!
He has doctored the photo and hung it at home.
Look at this.
DG, there are many low lives in the world.
We meet many everyday.
But he's the real low life.
The earthworm!
In whose house did we find the syringes?
His.
Poison bottle? His.
So who's the real f*****?
He is. Laughing at our face.
He enjoys fried rice...
...and innocently eats vegetables before me.
Bloody crook.