Why is the police here? - A death was reported in 1001.
Murders are on the rise these days.
Who told you it was a murder?
Name? - Sonu.
Sir, she's the maidservant who works in 1001.
What happened in this building...
was captured on the CCTV of the neighbouring building.
Kapoor, the rascal!
Had you threatened him?
Did you say that you'd kill him?
That is not what I said, sir.
Both of you committed the murder.
You and your boyfriend, the watchman.
Mr Sonu Singh, Mr Kapoor who lives on the floor above
died from poisoning.
He had ordered food from the same place that you did.
Chin Chow?
Sir, he had gloves on and was doing something weird.
My delivery packet was there as well.
Who is this lady?
I don't miss any weddings, sir.
Don't go out of Mumbai, okay?
Sir, with all the work in office, no chance!
Listen up! Listen, everyone.
May I take him away for some time?
Amazing criminal mind.
We have criminals in our office, Aanchal.
I know, right. So exciting!
Hello?
Am I speaking to Mrs Naina Kapoor?
Yes, this is Mrs Naina Kapoor speaking.
Ma'am, actually, Mr Raj Kapoor has passed away and...
Well, I have no relations with him.
Do we want a good society? - Yes!
Do we want a good, nice, cultural society? - Yes!
We will make Sunflower the best society.
Hey, you! Which flats do you deliver to?
Flat number 203
and flat number 1001, sir.
When was the last time you delivered to 1001?
The day before yesterday. - The day before yesterday!
Was the coconut collected as evidence?
Improvement. Improvement of society, my foot!
I'm tired of having 60-year-old chairmen for this building.
I'm tired, you know!
There are many *** in the world! Too many!
Look at that.
He said he didn't know Kapoor.
Didn't he say that? Who is that?
The *** is in a photo from a wedding, with Kapoor.
This man here. Do you know him?
He's my ex-boyfriend.
He does not deserve a nice woman like you.
Not at all!
Hello!
Sorry.
'In love story, no sorry, no thank you.'
'No credit.'
After full investigation,
the police has come to arrest Sonu Singh
for the murder of Mr Raj Kapoor.
What! - What the ***!
Mister, where are we going?
Yes. I checked everywhere. He's not here.
Where did he go?
Wonder where the *** went. Just disappeared into thin air!
Don't forget.
I am the only one who knows who committed the murder.
Cheers to long life!
Hey uncle. We are here for a pick up.
You scared me!
We are here for a pick up uncle.
Pick up? Number?
Raj Kapoor 12058.
-What? -12058, uncle.
This guy is drunk.
This body has been here for so long!
Did the family just arrive?
No, we have to hand it over to the Municipal authority.
Those who don't have a family will always have the Municipal authority.
Yes, we know uncle. Just tell us the number.
A5.
A5 right?
Cheers!
What the f***? Where is his eye?
Nobody even showed up to claim his body,
but they stole his eye?
What the f***? Who the hell steals an eye?
The criminal mind is a mystery Tambe.
But DG, Kapoor's body was in the same hospital
that Sonu visited.
Did you follow up on Sonu's wanted posters?
No.
And the coconut?
If it takes one day for a corpse's post mortem report
then how could it take four days to test that coconut?
What happened was, it was the first day of Diwali on the 3rd.
The main event was on the 4th and then Govardhan Puja on the 5th.
And then the weekend started.
It was a working Monday but then immediately on Tuesday
it was Guru Nanak Jayanti.
So the staff took a long weekend off.
And then...
So should we take a holiday today for your Birthday?
DG? You remember?
That's amazing. Thank you.
I will... go... I will follow up on that...
On the poster.
Madam?
Smoking is not allowed in this society.
Really?
Smoking is not allowed?
Yes.
And murder is allowed?
Double standard idiot.
Madam, excuse me.
Do not use these words.
I understand the meaning.
I am not responding only because you're a woman and...
Hey!
I am more man than you!
And I am having four flats here.
Your form is the reason
my flat has been empty for the last four months.
When I finally found a tenant there was a murder in the society?
-Madam what do we do about... -Wait.
And the murderer lives opposite my house?
And a chairmain like you...
-Rascal. -Madam, I tell you...
Hey! That sweet girl Justina.
She left only because of you!
Do you know, that girl...
She is absolutely right actually.
Paddy. Go in!
Bye.
Don't be late.
Nowadays children...
See madam, you have to understand.
That girl Justina...
She was not as sweet as you think she is.
Her job started at night.
Do you understand?
She did not wear... dignified clothes like you.
She wore skirts.
Small skirts.
And under that her beauti... Her...
her long legs! They used to be seen.
And she used to be...
bringing bad name to society and to your flat.
Please understand that madam.
Iyer.
Come here.
-Where? -Come.
Come.
In your eyes...
I can see the lust.
If this form of yours
makes me lose even a single prospective tenant,
then your eyes will be filled with fear.
Fear of me.
Mrs. Ahuja please. I love you very much.
Back in college you used to say that
you want to get lost in these forests?
Please. Please stop this.
Mr. Ahuja.
The times have changed.
These days they are cutting down forests to build highways.
And I could build an 8 lane highway on your body.
Which I can shower smoothly.
Do it right, sis.
There are very few hair left...
Mr. Ahuja?
You are just a whisker away from being caught.
How much are you done with?
Lata sis,
you need to connect this highway with this one.
So you should build a flyover.
A flyover won't be any fun.
How about we make an underpass bridge?
What do you mean underpass?
Will you take off my skin?
-What do you mean? -Yes, Patil.
Yes Patil, I spoke to the lawyer.
Yes, let's do it today.
We will tell the inspector everything.
This time he won't get away with it.
You didn't believe me, right? Look at this.
-Hi uncle! Hi. -My dad is getting waxed.
-Look. Hi. -What are you doing?
-Stop that! I said stop it! -Hi Papa!
-Get out of here. -I told you, didn't I?
-I told you, right? -Yeah dude.
Shanaya, Vivaan... Vivaan's mother?
Tipnis, who the hell are Shanaya and Vivaan?
-Drunk driver. -What?
I caught him at a police blockade.
He flashed me a 500 rupee note as a bribe.
I said I don't want it. So he was happy.
Of course he was happy.
Yeah, I said instead of that, add me to your OTT family group.
And he did it instantly.
If I took his 500 rupees
it would have been a one time fee, right?
And now I have a year-long subscription.
-That's brilliant! -I know.
Take my mobile for instance, I watch more ads than movies.
Where are you going madam?
What a good-looking watchman!
You look like you should be fighting action heroes.
Why are you joking around madam?
Do you use the gym in this society?
No madam, I exercise at home.
Why don't you do it here in the society?
Because the residents use the gym here.
And since I am just a watchman I am not allowed.
Wait a minute...
so you protect this society
but you still can't use the gym?
That's right madam.
That is so not fair!
A strong man like you should be in the police force.
Madam I prefer being a watchman.
Is it bothering you?
-No... -It's bothering me too.
Can you fix it, please?
-Madam... -It's just a bra.
-Please go ahead. -Okay...
Thank you brother.
You! The cops are looking for you!
I am looking for the cops too.
And listen, send them to my house when they get here.
802.
I am sure you have already told her
just how much you love working out?
How is you?
Exactly how I was yesterday.
Mr. Iyer!
And what about the day after?
Same to same.
-Can you help me take this upstairs? -Oh sure.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Brother.
-Yeah? -Sir, Sonu is back.
-What? -Yes sir.
-Sonu the murderer is here? -Yes.
Don't let him inside the building.
He already went in sir.
Why didn't you stop him?
What do we pay you for?
Don't talk to me about money sir.
I am a watchman, not the CID.
Stopping thieves is fine.
But I don't get paid enough to stop murderers.
Bloody you don't understand--
Appa? What did you say?
Sonu is back or what?
The murderer is back in the society.
Appa! He is not a murderer.
-He is a good person! -You just shut up.
Go inside. Let me talk to him.
What is going on?
-Listen. -Yes?
Go out and inform the police waiting outside the gate.
-Okay I will. -Do you get paid enough to do that?
I am on my way.
Bloody nonsense.
Press up if you want to go up.
Press down if you want to go down.
Right?
The police is looking for you.
I have a large friend circle.
They are my close friends.
They visit my house regularly.
I send them jokes...
messages...
They are even friends with me on Facebook.
Can I give you a lift?
Only if you can change the music.
Okay...
Same floor?
10th floor for now.
"Don't know where she came from"
"Don't know where she might end up"
"It's a shame"
"That our meeting ended too soon"
"You can't cage this girl"
"Tu tu tu Tu tu Tururu"
These days web series are more popular than movies aren't they?
Yes, they are in demand.
Yeah, just look at this.
Sir. Sonu is here.
What? Sonu is back?
-Give me the phone. -Are you sure?
"Tu tu tu Tu tu Tururu"
"Tu tu tu Tu tu Tururu..."
"Tu tu tu Tu tu Tururu"
"Tu tu tu Tu tu Tururu..."
"Tu tu tu Tu tu Tururu"
"Tu tu Tururu..."
My floor.
Sonu Singh.
Landlord 802.
Most eligible bachelor in the whole building.
Rosie Mehta.
Oh.
1001.
Hi Rosie.
First runner-up for society chairman.
Best employee of the year. Blush cosmetics.
What do you do?
So, attention to oneself and social recognition by all is a woman's right.
-So we are in the business of... -Who is holding up the lift?
Just wait a minute!
With an ISO certified...
So you sell lipsticks?
Justina?
Just Sonu here.
Are you in bathroom or something?
Hey Sonu. Hope you are okay.
Your stuff was at my place.
I wanted to give it to you myself but I had to leave.
That bloody Iyer and his moral police
made living here very difficult for me.
Gurleen also just disappeared.
And I honestly could not continue living in this f***ed up society.
That Iyer is the biggest b******.
He spread rumours about me.
If you get this, please be careful of him.
Good luck to you and hope to see you soon.
Just give me a minute.
Sonu is back?
Sonu is back.
Sonu is back! Wait... We don't need to do this anymore.
Mrs. Ahuja. Mrs. Ahuja. Sonu is back.
Is the police here?
I don't know but I am sure they are on the way.
That's good.
That's great!
Now we are safe.
No one will suspect us.
Mrs. Ahuja?
Both of us.
We are both safe.
Sonu?
Sonu.
Should I take a bath?
Or should I clean up?
Or should I bathe after I clean up?
Or should I bathe and then clean up
and then take another bath.
I should bathe.
Hey hurry up. Move it!
Why are we all down here Iyer?
There is an emergency, there can be a firing.
Everybody evacuate!
Evacuate the entire building! Quick!
Police.
The police is here.
I will go and talk to them.
-Hello. -Come on. Hurry up.
-That Sonu Singh. -Hey Jadhav!
That... That Sonu Singh is here.
On the... on the... He is standing on the 8th floor.
Get rid of this guy.
Move back!
"Happy Birthday to you"
"Happy Birthday Tambe sir"
"Happy Birthday my dear friend!"
Many many happy returns of the day.
I hope you live to be a thousand years old.
Oh Tambe sir?
It's your birthday and you are surprising me?
You called and I am here.
I have to admit that is true friendship.
Hey, come to the police station with us.
Why?
It's my birthday right? We will hold a party there.
Let me wear my clothes first.
It's fine. This is your dress code. Now come.
But I didn't even get you a gift.
I will give you a return gift instead.
-Come. -Let me lock up...
When someone is close friends with the police he doesn't need a lock.
Yes, that's right. Now come.
"Happy Birthday to you"
Everyone sing along.
"Happy Birthday to you"
Applaud like this. My special friend gets a special applause.
"Happy Birthday to you"
-What is going on? -Why don't you go and check?
Yes! He has arrested him.
"Happy Birthday dear Tambe sir"
"Happy Birthday to you"
Paddy! I was kidnapped!
But now I am back. I will tell you everything later.
-It's Tambe sir's birthday. -Hey shut up.
He can't celebrate it without me.
Whose birthday is it?
Come on everybody. Paddy! Come back. Come back.
Everybody... it's the Happy Birthday of Mr. Tambe.
"May you catch many thieves"
Hey shut up.
-Sit down. -"Many girlfriend Dear Tambe sir"
-"Happy Birthday to you" -Come on Tipnis.
Come on Jadhav let's go.
"May you catch many thieves dear Tambe sir"
-"Happy Birthday to you" -Get in!
No one can hurt me now.
Not even you.
"You can't cage this girl"
And that is why I called the police.
Good that this murderer Sonu is finally caught again.
It was very important.
-It is best that he is gone-- -Did the police leave?
Yes, they left.
Don't worry he has been arrested and...
Hurry.
Now I am free forever.
Mrs. Ahuja?
Mrs. Ahuja what are you doing?
Mrs. Ahuja! Mrs. Ahuja!
-Sir, there's a lot left. -Then do it yourself!
-Have you seen Mrs. Ahuja? -That way.
That way?
Did the police leave?
What the hell is wrong with our society?
Mrs. Ahuja?
Police station.
No, no, no. Mrs. Ahuja wait.
7312... Rickshaw!
Rickshaw!
Oh rickshaw please wait.
Just shut up! Please wait...
You son of a b**** just stop!
Rickshaw!
Follow that rickshaw number plate 7312.
-There. -Really?
You might not believe me sir
but I have always dreamed of the day someone sits in my rickshaw
and tells me to follow them.
Which way did she go?
Can you drive faster?
Please hurry up. She will get away.
Yes, I am. Sir don't poke your head out of the window.
Everyone thinks that they will reach before the rickshaw if they do that.
But remember sir, the rickshaw will always get there first.
Calm down and take a seat.
I have to admit sir,
if you want me there then you won't take no for an answer.
The party is no fun without you, right?
You are a true friend sir.
Let me show you a good time.
Look Mrs. Ahuja, when opportunity comes knocking you don?t turn it away.
We...
Sonu has come back home so...
Now... now that Sonu has been caught...
Mrs. Ahuja, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
That's right.
Mrs. Ahuja, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
Jadhav, bring him out.
-Bring him out. -"Happy Birthday Tambe sir"
Hey! Shut up!
Shut up. I told you to shut up.
Jadhav take him there. Go stand there.
Shut up. Stop talking.
Happy birthday dear.
I made this cake with my own hands.
Forget about that.
Happy Birthday Tambe. I brought cake for you.
Cut my cake. Happy Birthday. I made cake for you.
-Please move back. -You will cut their cake? Who will cut mine?
I will cut everyone's cake.
Tambe sir!
-Tambe sir! -Shut up.
-Tambe... -Tambe sir!
You shut up and sit down.
DG sir is watching! Stop it all of you!
Nobody is following your dress code.
Hey, sit down.
Madam he will cut your cake.
Tambe sir will cut it.
We finally found this asshole.
Hey, bring us two cups of tea.
Look, it's a very stressful matter.
Let's see how it goes.
Oh hi.
Hey, shut up.
Tell Inspector Digendra that Mrs. Ahuja is here.
Hey Tipnis, Mrs. Ahuja is here to meet DG sir.
Wow! You want to act innocent after what you did?
Sir! I wasn't planning on killing anyone!
She coaxed me into doing it.
She told me,
"If you use Bromethalin then you won't have to clean the blood."
-What are you saying Mr. Ahuja-- -Just shut up.
I have had enough. It's time for me to talk now.
Bromethalin. No clean-up needed.
No need to dispose the body. She said that.
I told her that we shouldn't do it but she didn't agree.
That is why I went to the store and bought it...
And when the coconut seller arrived at 7 am
I asked her... She gave me...
the medicine so I injected it into the coconut and left it at the door.
We both left it there and came back inside.
But sir, I didn't even know that
Bromethalin could kill someone. She did...
Mr. Ahuja!
I have never seen a bigger idiot than you.
I have never seen
a bigger idiot than you.
DG, I don't get it. Who would steal someone's eyes?
Forget that, Tambe. Think about how Kapoor died
and who killed him. - Hmm.
I am still single because of him.
Mm. You must be really angry at him then.
I feel like gouging his eyes out...