"Love is the drug that can get you intoxicated"
Let's take a selfie love.
"Love is the drug that can get you intoxicated"
"It can take over your senses if you let it"
"We swirl and dance"
"We drink and we dance"
What is that?
"We drink and we dance"
"Let's romance..."
What is it?
I have given you my house in my will Barbie doll!
-Your whole house? -Yes! Read it!
That witch is living with my brother
in the house my father built.
She says that, "I will eat up Sunflower!"
I won't forgive her.
I won't forgive either of them.
But what is the purpose of giving me your house?
I didn't give you my house, I just added you to my will Barbie doll.
And to get it you will have to
murder me first!
You will have to kill me!
Kill me!
We're going to be rich baby!
We're going to be rich...
The house is worth 14 Crores.
Are you sure you want to give it to me?
Barbie doll I am so sure
that even if both of them kill me
they still wouldn't get a single tile of Sunflower.
Don't worry...
I will be fine.
Then can I keep this?
Baby, I love you.
You might have the house
but I will keep the will, baby.
I love you baby. I will keep it...
Hello Ma?
It will all be fine.
You don't need to worry any more.
Bye.
Let's go. It's time for our song.
All the best Ratna.
Thanks.
My performance is right after hers.
And I am on duty just like you.
What do you need from me?
I need to ask you a few questions.
It won't take much time.
What is your number?
What?
For your glasses.
Minus 8.7.
It's minus...
So you can't see things that are far away, right?
100 divided by...
I see.
Then go and take a seat
on that chair.
And take off your glasses.
-Why? -So that you can ask me questions
while I am getting ready.
You could have
just asked me to turn around.
I don't even trust myself that much.
So you were Mr. Kapoor's employee right?
That's right.
What was your job profile?
Director of Entertainment.
We checked Mr. Kapoor's office records.
You were drawing a hefty salary for...
Entertainment.
That is just the way he was.
Very generous.
So you were very close with your boss?
He transferred his house to my name.
Of course I was.
Do you want to put your glasses back on?
Go ahead.
Hey! How long do you plan on peeing? Get out!
Sir, how can I pee in front of a cop?
Come on get out.
Don't drink so much beer.
Hey Sonu!
Exodus!
You have solid taste man! Solid!
-This is my first time here sir. -Really?
This is my first time too.
I see that you never leave fingerprints anywhere.
I can do anything without touching it sir.
Is that so?
But that is quite a catch you got there.
You went right for the Exodus Queen - Rosie.
-She is very talented sir. Best. -Really?
And she is also beautiful.
Sir you forgot to flush.
That is a urinal. So it is automatic.
But you still have to flush it sir.
I do? Okay fine look at this.
Go ahead sir.
Dumbass.
By the way,
great way to get back at Kapoor.
He got your item married to someone else
and you started going out with his item.
What do you mean by item sir?
You must learn to respect women.
Would you like it if someone calls your mother item?
Hey! Don't try to teach me.
I have to try to teach you sir.
A vegetable and a girl are different.
If you go to a restaurant
and you order food then that is known as an item.
Turn off the water sir.
Mothers, sisters and wives are not an item.
Don't call them that.
This damn item...
He wants to teach me.
And sir!
Don't say "goodnight item" to your mom tonight.
Be sure to say "goodnight mom."
If you guys were so close then why didn't you attend the funeral?
Why didn't you claim the body?
He used to claim my body.
Four whiskeys. Two neat and put it on my tab.
-Make sure you add it. -Yes ma'am.
I found out five days after it happened.
Are you drinking vodka or rum?
It's water. It's just water DG. Just water.
Akash you're back already? You're sick aren't you?
Go home. Give me the register I will fill it.
Just go home and rest.
I told you I will handle it.
One night before his death
Mr. Kapoor had Chinese food delivered to his house.
There is no record of that on his phone.
But there is a record of it on your phone.
I ordered it.
I used to surprise him every once in a while.
Don't they serve water in a different glass?
Hey! Did you serve me alcohol?
Have you lost it? Can't you see the uniform?
-Idiot! -Sorry sir.
This guy...
Take it away.
You have been regularly ordering food for Mr. Kapoor
for the last one year now.
The same Chinese food.
Every other day on the dot.
But the truth is that Mr. Kapoor never ate that food.
His watchman was eating it.
Then what would Mr. Kapoor eat?
Me.
This is the problem with you cops.
You don't have any emotions.
Hey, give me the glass you idiot.
If you found out five days after his death
then why didn't you keep ordering food?
That is my song! Come, it's time for my performance.
How long have you known Sonu?
Our souls are connected sir. It's a very deep connection.
Clothes worth rupees 1 lakh 89,000.
A restaurant bill worth 64,000 rupees.
Suman!
Take this. Half of it is yours and the other half is Pinky's.
A spa bill worth 37,000 rupees.
Bikini wax worth 9,900.
A phone worth one and a half lakhs.
Do you remember any of these Ms. Rosie?
Sir, is there a point to all this?
He was my lover.
By the way, your new boyfriend
is a suspect in your lover's murder.
I am sure you knew that.
Okay Ms. Rosie.
We will meet again some day.
Good night.
Hello.
What hello Tambe? Where are you?
Tell me Swati.
-Swati my love. -What should I say?
Are you with Sulekha? Is that why you weren't picking up my calls?
What? Sullu? I am not with her. I broke up with her long ago.
-You already know that. -Don't lie to me Tambe.
What is that noise? Are you kissing her? Tell me the truth!
Are you crazy?
Of course I am crazy. That's why I am in love with you.
I only kiss you my love.
I am just rolling a cigarette.
I was just talking to DG sir about you.
Really? What did you say?
I said Sullu keeps reminding me... I mean Swati!
Not Sullu. Swati!
Swati. Swati is after me to buy a house isn't she?
-I am Swati. -Yes, I know.
Not this Sullu Pullu or whatever.
You shouldn't be so angry my love.
You just know how to fool me.
You said let's live together in a live-in relationship.
We will buy a house. Where is the house?
That is exactly what I am saying... I was just talking to DG sir about a flat.
I am too angry now. I have had enough.
Hey, don't be angry with me...
-Come on now. Spit out your anger. -I have had enough. Hang up.
Acting smart with me...
What is this you witch?
-Kamini. -What?
-Kamini. -That is what I said.
-Kamini. -Khamini.
-What is this? -It's in English. Read it.
I came here to inform you guys that from today onwards
a new agency will be starting in our society.
BYOB.
Bring your own Bai(Maid).
Which means, I will provide a maid for you guys.
I mean, all of the maids will be working for you under this agency.
We don't want all of this. We will stick to the old system.
Now leave. Wadhwani...
I came here to inform you.
I didn't come here to discuss it like you guys.
Hey, what is this nonsense? What is this rude behaviour?
Why are you getting angry sir?
For no reason?
How is this rude? I am standing here and talking to you politely.
Do you want to see rude?
If I put this here.
Pu... Put your leg down.
-Put your leg down! -If I talk to you like this
it would be rude, right?
-Put your leg... -Yeah. Put your leg. Polite.
See. This is polite.
-Listen. You cannot do this. Just-- -Okay fine. Fine.
-Veena! Kali! Rani! Come in! -Who are you calling?
How can you call anybody? Meeting is on!
This is a very important meeting too. Hurry up.
-One, two, three, four, five... -Who are these people?
-What is this? What is going on here? -Where is the watchman?
-What is all this? -Sir, none of the maids outside
want to come here to work.
What? Why?
Because this is a murder building!
-What? -Murder. We don't feel safe here either.
-What do you say maids? -Yes Kamini!
-Look-- -Uncle I am talking here.
-Or I might forget... -No, don't do that.
Right. Right!
All of us put our lives in danger by working here.
So we want a reward for that.
-Renumeration. -Yes, that.
We deserve it.
That is why we want a 20% increment in our salary.
-20% is too much-- -One more thing.
None of the maids will work here after it is dark outside.
-What do you say maids? -Yes Kamini.
Very important.
I will decide which maid works for which house.
This is too much.
If you have issues then there is no problem.
From tomorrow onwards you can handle your own cleaning and chores.
-Understand? -Yes Kamini.
Did I ask you guys?
The people I asked will be the ones who answer.
Understand?
-Yes. -Okay.
Very good.
Come on love...
It's not on fire...
you are fire!
-You look like fire my love. -Hello?
Hello?
That's the stuff...
Hello sister-in-law.
Who is that?
-What? -We are from the same industry
so your wife is my sister-in-law.
That is my sister-in-law.
Not sister-in-law, my baby. I said baby.
Is she really your baby?
Or is your sister-in-law your baby?
Why do you care?
Who are you? Why do you care?
Whether I call her baby or sister-in-law, why do you care?
Hello? I care!
-No baby, I was just saying that... -I heard that. Who are you talking to?
I don't know who this is interfering on our conversation.
-Hey! Give me my phone... -Hello.
-Hi sister-in-law. -Give me my phone!
-Take care.
-A cheater is a cheater. -Give it to me.
This man makes fake invoices.
He is the reason I couldn't become employee of the year.
-Okay sister-in-law. -Cut the call baby.
In friendship no sorry, no thank you and no debt.
I added the last point myself.
-Give me my phone! -Bye! Take care.
Give me my phone back!
-I will deal with you later. -Baby... baby listen to me...
Hear that? No debts.
You gave Kuldeep the fake invoices didn't you?
I know.
You shouldn't have done that.
Get out.
Get out of my shop!
You don't talk to a customer like that.
Customer?
What the hell do you mean?
Does a customer behave like this?
What do you want?
-What do you want? -5 lipsticks, 5 nail polish,
5 mascaras, 5 kohl and 5 compacts.
Today is my 5th day anniversary.
She just said it!
That she has gone gay! Biosexual!
Uma don't use that word.
Don't use that word.
Is that your problem Dilip?
Is language your problem?
Can somebody please explain what that means?
That she likes boys and girls both!
So what is the problem?
We like both boys and girls too, right?
Child... We also like boys and girls both.
Appa... like them... sexually.
Uma.
We did 50% right.
We raised her in the right manner 50% of the time.
Under our upbringing
she likes men 50% of the time.
We will get that 50% married to a boy.
Excuse me Appa... what?
Okay, what will you do with the other 50%?
We won't do anything.
You will.
You will put it in a safety deposit box,
put a lock on it and throw away the key forever.
-Appa it's not that-- -Enough.
Enough.
Are you done?
Will you tell us now?
Sir, I came here to tell you what happened not eat bhajiya.
Fine, hurry up and tell us what happened with Sonu?
Should I hurry up and say it or take my time?
Hey, shut up and say it.
How will I say it if I shut up sir?
Shut up!
Don't piss me off.
Come on tell me.
What did you guys talk about?
You already watched the video. That is all that happened.
Hey, don't try to act smart.
The dialogues were missing.
If you want the dialogues then add a small mic to your CCTV cameras.
Why are you harassing me, sir?
Talk to me properly.
You aren't talking to me properly sir.
I didn't go to work and have been sitting here hungry
and thirsty all day.
And not a single person has even said the word "please."
Now tell us. Please.
Sorry.
Hello.
Hello?
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Do you have biscuits?
If you can see them in front of you, then yes.
Will you give me two packets of biscuits?
What else am I here for?
Do I look crazy?
Are you asking me or telling me?
Hey man. Are you trying to start a fight?
You're the one starting a fight.
I am starting a fight?
Did I insult you?
Did I call you a dog?
Starting a fight...
Look... now you're making me mad.
Really?
And if I hit you then you won't even need an ambulance.
-Why? -Because we're in a hospital.
Just try and touch me.
I will rip your eyes out.
If you rip my eyes out
then you will have to put them in the Formaxi brand Formaldehyde.
-Why? -Because I donated my eyes.
That... Formaxi...
-Formaldehyde. -Right. That.
Do people store eyes in that?
Sir you are a policeman.
Think about it.
Even that crazy man knows this fact.
But you don't.
Should we say "please" again?
Liver, kidney, heart and eyes you can preserve anything.
You just need to apply it.
Not bathe with it.
How much glucose does this contain?
It says it on the back.
Read it.
One, two and three.
How much for these three packets?
30 rupees.
It says that on the back too.
Why didn't you ask me to read it this time?
Hey man, just pay me and get lost.
Turn it around and read it he says...
I see.
Your bill is 30 rupees and you're giving me 500? Give me change!
You're the shopkeeper you should have change.
786... lucky note!
Hey, hey... let go... let go of the note.
Isn't this note mine now?
-But you wanted change right? -I am the shopkeeper! I have change.
-This note is mine now. -But the note is mine.
-But I gave you the biscuits. -But I never took them.
But I gave them to you. The three right there.
-But the deal isn't done yet. -Yes it is!
-I will give you a different note. -Bro, you don't check a note.
-It's my note bro. -No bro, this note is mine.
-It's my note. -No it's mine...
Keep it.
What is that smell?
Smell?
Hey!
No DG. It's nothing.
DG sir.
-Yeah? -Mrs. Ahuja is here.
-Really? -She brought lunch.
Tell her to take a seat I am coming.
Sir.
Tambe...
you should continue. I will be back soon.
You can continue and so will I...
Hey dumbass!
Tell me. Do you have that torn-up note?
-No. -What?
It's my note. Of course I have it. Would you have it instead?
What kind of a question is that?
Now get out. Come on. Get out of here.
-Okay Tambe. -Hey!
Inspector Tambe.
Did you call me Chemist Noor?
Should I call a cleaner...
Say sorry.
Sorry Tamb... Inspector Tambe.
Say it to all of them. Apologize.
Sorry Inspector Tambe.
Say sorry. Now say thank you.
Th... Thank you Tambe sir.
This is for you.
I became employee of the year. Bought a new house and now this...
Take a look. This is my wedding invitation.
Attend the wedding the girl is beautiful.
You will be very jealous.
Be sure to attend.
Let's go.
But... so much food Mrs. Ahuja?
Radha.
Call me Radha.
Hey Rehman. How much water do you need?
-One more spoon. -Thank you Ms. Radha.
Do me a favour
and drop the Ms.
Sir.
The fire is burning.
Happy lunch.
Hey, what are you looking at?
Ahuja, your tiffin is here.
-Are you hungry? -Yes.
Take it then.
-Are you hungry too? -Yes.
Here. Take it.
Look...
we can share it.
You can eat first.
Such hard rotis?
I wouldn't even feed this to dogs.
Wow!
Such soft rotis...
It's just like...
My waist?
I think your wife doesn't love you.
I haven't had such delicious homemade food in a long time.
And what do I get in return?
Mr. Ahuja's bail.
Take this. We got this for you.
-Oh no! -Oops.
-What... -I made a mess.
-Yeah... -Now we will have to wait for another.
We will handle that.
Sir it's the weekend.
So... what will you have for lunch tomorrow?
Sonu!
Are you stressed?
-No, I am not... -You are stressed!
And I have a solution.
Vacation.
With a loved one.
With a loved one...
-Good idea. -Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Beach.
Probably Maldives.
Yes, but...
how many days do you...
Seven nights, eight days,
a room with a private pool right next to the beach.
I love it!
Wow! But do you think
I could get a holiday for seven nights and eight days?
Sonu...
Sonu, Sonu, Sonu!
I am your HR.
Your Horny Resource.
I will approve it right away.
There is a camera up there...
I know right!
I am the one who checks the recordings for that.
Let's watch it together... at night.
Vacation...
Thank you for that. Thank you Aanchal.
I will start preparing for it right away.
Thank you.
Sonu?
Sonu baby!
Sonu!
DG?
Look what I found on Kapoor's phone.
A new suspect.
Hello madam, I am Kamini.
From BYOB.
I used to clean for sir so now I can do it for...
-I don't need it. -Wait! Wait a minute!
I used to clean for sir so I can continue doing so.
I clean my own house. I don't need it.
Now go.
Get out!
Stop calling people and harassing them!
Otherwise...
And next time don't...
Now go.
Hurry up and leave Dilip.
Sir, I'd like to speak to you.
'Look at this.' - Why is there a video of you on Mr Kapoor's phone?
Go.
'Look at this.' - Why is there a video of you on Mr Kapoor's phone?
Leave.
I am Kamini. I will do the cleaning from today.
This is my house!
Give it to me or I'll kill you!
Record it from this angle it's funnier.
Recognize the voice?
Barbie doll.
My girl is gone.
She has grew up in my hand.
Still she is gone.
My girl is gone.
Sir, I'd like to speak to you.
'Look at this.' - Why is there a video of you on Mr Kapoor's phone?
I am Kamini. I will do the cleaning from today.
This is my house!
Give it to me or I'll kill you!