"With a wink and a whistle"
"I could have you in the palm of my hands"
"With a wink and a whistle"
"I could have you in the palm of my hands"
You like the one in blue?
Red...
"Everyone is stunned by your beauty"
Which one?
Gold?
"This girl is foxy She might just steal your heart"
Why do you care what the police do with the note?
Just hand it over.
Is that so?
You want to take it for free?
What do you mean?
It sells for lakhs of rupees Tambe sir.
What now?
How much will you give me?
-186. -What?
Under RTC 186 obstructing a police investigation
can get you thrown in jail for three months.
Hand it over. Come on.
That's it. Good job.
-What do you say? -Okay Tambe.
Sir!
Thank you Tambe sir!
Greetings Tambe sir.
Keep going.
Bye bye Tambe sir.
Don't go Tambe sir.
Please sit Tambe sir.
Don't go Tambe sir.
You have been annoying me for the last one and a half hours.
Please don't say that mister,
I chose you from four other travel agencies.
Because you had a four-star rating and you are annoyed at me?
I want to shut down my travel agency.
I am done. Just tell me where you want to go man!
It doesn't matter where you book a ticket for
but the halt in Delhi that you told me about
that saves a total of 6,000 rupees.
But it will still get spent.
If someone sits at Delhi airport
for four hours then they will definitely get hungry.
He will probably eat a sandwich and drink a cold drink.
That is around 2 and a half grand per head.
Then you are left with around a thousand rupees.
Oh my God! I suggested the route through Delhi
because you wanted something cheap!
Yeah but we still couldn't save the money, right?
Then I will just book a direct flight to London, okay?
-No, not to London. -Where the hell do you want to go?
I want to go to a place with privacy.
Where nobody can bother me...
I am very popular so people keep bothering me.
It was Inspector Tambe's birthday a few days ago
so the police showed up at my house and said they want to celebrate it with me.
I was wearing only a towel,
but they dragged me along in a towel
to celebrate the birthday at the police station.
Okay then I will send you to a place
where no policeman could ever bother you.
Where is that?
You can go to the Maldives.
We have a non-extradition treaty with them.
No one can bother you there, not the police or the public.
Mode of payment?
Cash. Just give me cash.
How much percent will that save?
8% and nobody would know where the hell Sonu went.
Will it save 8% for you or for me?
4% for you and 4% for me!
Look, you can't get annoyed at me like this.
For the love of God just hang up.
I will check the price of the ticket and call you back, understand?
Hello? How can you say that? Your customer is like God to you.
What kind of a God calls someone from the toilet?
Well...
Seats are for sitting after all...
You have been sitting there and talking to me
for the last one and a half hours!
Either call me after you shit or before
don't talk to me while you're shitting!
I am done sir.
Thank God.
Fine, I will check all the documents and send them to you, okay?
Yes please do... Send it on this number.
How else would I send it?
God created everyone differently,
some people are bad, but others are horrible!
Yes DG?
Yes, I got the note.
Bring it to the lab quickly.
Okay.
Is the report on the note ready?
Sir there is other work pending so this might take some time.
I will give you 10 seconds.
Wait... wait a minute mom. Hold on.
Sir.
Just take a look.
I have already finished half your work.
Oh, sorry sir...
I had some work...
Yes, it's just Kamini.
Mom, these days you don't need to be married to go on a honeymoon.
I can see everything?
-W... What sir? -Ms. Kamini.
Look at this.
Just look. What are you doing?
-I ironed it properly sir. -I am not talking about that.
You didn't wash it properly. Look at the stains.
Where sir? I would never let a single...
There is such a big stain right here...
-Here. -Oh...
I don't know how I...
Ms. Rosie doesn't like stains and neither do I.
-Yes sir. -We have a lot of similarities.
Yes, that's true. That's nice.
Now I will have to wear my Wednesday shirt on a Tuesday.
Sorry sir.
Who will do these tasks?
-What tasks? -This is a to-do list.
-To-do... -Why aren't you doing them?
Only three of these tasks have been completed.
Sir... These are in English sir. How could I have known?
Look at what it says here.
-It's in Hindi. -It is in Hindi...
In Marathi...
Yes sir, it does say that...
Do you have eyes?
I don't have eyes sir...
-You don't? -I have eyes sir.
-Sure? -Yes sir, I do have eyes.
Then take a look.
-Yes sir I will look at it. -Don't just look, do the tasks.
I will.
I can't keep reminding you every day.
That's genius DG!
The poison was not in the coconut it was on these notes.
And who would check notes for poison?
It must be someone close to Kapoor.
But anyone could have given him the money.
The murderer knew that Kapoor has a habit
of licking his finger to count notes.
Then the answer is very simple,
Sonu!
And that bloody Exodus queen, Rosie.
She is the one he spent all of his money on.
I am telling you DG, they both killed him together.
Yes, I bet she wanted the house and he wanted revenge.
And the eye?
Who wanted his eye?
I don't know...
And why did Naina call Rosie a double-crosser?
There is an old connection between Naina and Rosie.
-Yes, tell me. -Jai Hind sir.
-You got it? -Yes sir.
-What does it say? -He was poisoned. It's confirmed.
-What? -The notes were definitely poisoned.
Yeah okay, bring it here.
Jai Hind sir.
DG, Tipnis got the reports.
Sonu's note was poisoned too.
This means that Sonu is the one who gave Kapoor the notes.
Right?
S... Selfie...
Selfie... I was just taking a selfie sir.
It's because I look...
hot under the fridge's light.
That light makes people look hot?
Okay.
But what about the first task on the to-do list?
Yes sir, immediately.
Clean the door from the outside.
From the outside? Just watch...
Just watch how I clean everything.
Otherwise I will have to talk to Ms. Rosie.
Just watch me clean it spotless sir.
Court order b****. Read it.
It's in English.
No, no, no...
No, no...
No, no, no...
Where is my jewellery?
I had no clue there was a safe here.
Legally all the jewellery in this house belongs to me.
Very sad.
This house is mine! That bed is mine too!
Then come join me.
f*** this.
Clean it from the outside, doing that blows the dust in.
Hi! Hi...
-That is... -Oh sir!
You are here in the morning today?
We need to ask you a few questions.
-Oh sir... -I will come back later sir.
Take the key from Ms. Rosie and come back later.
Do you recognize this note?
Did you really come to my house early in the morning for 500 rupees?
You should go for the high profile cases
it will give you better job satisfaction.
Why you little...
Does this note belong to you?
It doesn't belong to me but I recognize it.
If it's not yours then how do you recognize it?
Sir, the Taj Mahal isn't mine either but I can recognize it.
Stop joking around.
Sir, I recognize it because I spent it.
What do you mean?
The chemist took it and because it had 786 he--
Forget it DG. He makes up stories every time.
-I can't listen to him. -But sir.
Tambe sir.
So this money doesn't belong to you?
It belongs to the guy with the pants.
-Which guy? -Whose pants I wore to the hospital.
So you wore someone else's pants to go to the hospital?
Where was your pant?
Sir... I was naked.
And where did you find this pant?
On that wire sir.
So did you fly from here to there?
Sir... how would I fly sir?
Hey idiot, where is the pant now?
What pant?
Don't try to act smart.
Kapoor's pant.
How would I know where Kapoor keeps his pants?
Mr. Sonu, where is the pant that you found on that wire?
Hey! Where is the pant that you were wearing?
This is the same pant sir.
But how would Kapoor fit into this?
But I could fit into it right?
Oh...
So, this pant belonged to Kapoor?
That's right, and now you have destroyed all the evidence you idiot.
You didn't know that?
I found it on a wire sir,
so how could I have known that it belonged to Kapoor?
So do you just wear-- Let go of my hands!
So do you just wear anyone's pants and spend their money?
If I knew they were his pants then I would have returned them sir.
Hey smart guy,
the notes that were in the pants you were wearing were poisoned.
Kapoor licked those notes and died!
They were what sir?
Poisoned!
Hey!
Stand up straight. Don't act scared in front of us.
So you mean... I could have died?
-Tambe sir! Tambe sir... -What do you want?
-Here is your uniform. -Hey! Idiot!
Tambe is me.
And this... What the hell is this?
Hey, why do you have my uniform?
-You gave it to me sir. -What? No I... I... DG....
-You gave it to me at the police station. -No DG..Why would I say that?
Sir, remember when I was wearing a towel and he said
"Tipnis, take him to the lost and found box."
-I will shoot you... -Yes, that's exactly what you said.
Hey dumbass, that doesn't mean you can wear a police uniform
and roam around the city.
No sir, not the city, just the East side.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute sir.
So you're saying that you are not a police officer?
-No he is not. -I never said I was.
In fact, you were the one who told him I was.
When did I say that?
Don't lie in front of the police.
When did I say that I was a police officer?
Shut up! All of you shut up!
Is this the pant you found hanging on the wire?
I was the one who told you that sir, are you even paying attention?
Hey, what did he ask you to do to this pant?
Sir, he got it altered and dyed.
Altered and dyed?
So any evidence we could have found is now gone? I see.
You know what I think DG?
This guy is either the world's biggest dumbass or a genius.
Every dumbass could be a genius Tambe.
And every genius can be a dumbass.
Now we just need to find out what we are.
Hello?
4 and a half lakh rupees.
4 and a half lakhs?
We don't need a plane. We just need plane tickets.
Did you like that joke?
No sir, I didn't laugh at your joke. I was laughing at you.
Forget it. How about getting a one-way ticket?
I think... that is the best idea you have had.
Okay, I will book the ticket and send it to you.
-You will right? -Yes man,
I will book it and mail it to you.
Okay...
Go ahead.
I am going to the Maldives with my girlfriend.
What the f***?
Who the hell is this?
-What? -Who is this in your wallpaper?
Oh! Rosie!
Rosie?
It sounds like a dog's name!
Please don't say that...
Committed man?
Even better!
Getting what you want is not as much fun
as it is to take what you want!
Sir? Sir!
What? Yes! Yes...
You... This...
Russian?
No sir. I am Indian.
Oh, you are Indian?
Good...
No, the thing is... I spoke to all the girls in Exodus.
And I found out that Iyer called everyone to get your number.
What is your relationship with him?
He is too clingy sir!
I danced with Iyer uncle a few times
and now he is obsessed with me.
I had to block him to make him stop.
Which one?
Gold?
"I could have you in the palm of my hands"
I will call her over.
Come baby come.
Come baby come. Come.
Take.
Do you want a dance, dear?
No, no.
Go dance. Go ahead.
-Go and dance! -Come with me.
Go!
"My youth and my looks"
"Can make any man restless"
Hey Rosie! Come here!
"She is not a starter She is the main course"
"You are stunning Everyone is a fan of your beauty"
"This girl is foxy..."
Rosie darling!
"This girl is foxy She might just steal your heart"
"This girl is foxy"
"She can't be stopped..."
Both our jobs are like a security guards.
Don't you agree?
What do you think Iyer?
You do so much for this society. Put in so much effort.
But nobody appreciates it.
Just look at what is happening in this society.
Even after you did so much.
Here.
Have a few sips.
Don't worry.
There is no one else around.
Don't you drink?
No one is looking at you, just drink it.
Yes, do it quickly.
You have such a stressful job but you don't even drink?
In 50 years, this is the first time I have ever had alcohol.
Are you serious?
You have never had alcohol before?
Are you crazy? You have such a stressful job
with so many responsibilities.
-Just like the police. -I agree, your job is just like ours.
But nobody respects me.
I do so much, but nobody appreciates it.
She has such long legs
and she wants to show them off.
Just look.
Hey motherf***er!
What did you do to Mikela?
-What did you do to Mikela? -What did I do?
Hey, stop right there.
-Don't make me beat you up. -No! No...
Mikela? Why did you want Mikela's number?
Tambe sir, please let me go...
-Please, I am a family man. -You are a family man?
-Please. -Family? Should I tell your family?
No! No! Please don't do that...
Talk. What happened between you and Mikela?
I will tell you but please don't tell anyone else.
Hurry up and tell me... or else! Hurry.
Look, Mikela is like your sister--
Hey, don't act smart with me or I will rearrange your face.
No... I will tell you...
I was...
seriously in love with Mikela.
But she was casually in love with me.
I cried till 2 O'clock at night.
-And that-- -You cried?
And that Rosie and Kapoor filmed me crying.
You son of a b****! Stop crying.
I did so much for them
but they still treated me that way.
What did you do? What did you do for her?
Two days before Kapoor's death
Rosie called me to her bar.
Why is this dated three months back?
Do you want Mikela's number?
Do you want it or not?
What are you saying?
Give me the number...
Will submitting the nomination papers cause any issues in the society?
What issues? What can they do?
I am right here. Everyone else in the society is an idiot.
Our chairman is a complete idiot. You will be fine.
Give me the number. Please.
First you sign.
-Give me the number. -Last song Dilip.
Go.
Hey! I want two more songs.
Hey two more songs!
Play two more songs man!
Dilip Iyer will dance!
So you're saying that
Rosie got her nomination papers signed two days before Kapoor's death.
-Are you saying that? Hey! -Yes. Yes.
Hey, get out.
Out!
Get lost.
Where are you going Mrs. Ahuja all dressed up like this?
Both of us have to report to the police station.
All dressed up?
Monty?
Yes, dad?
Monty, um...
Do you want to go out somewhere?
Where?
Do you want to watch a movie?
A movie?
Monty, we can do whatever you want to do.
-Ice-cream? -Sure, let's go.
By the way, you shouldn't eat such things...
but just just for today,
you can eat
whatever you like.
We will eat everything!
Mr. Ahuja?
Mr. Ahuja open the door!
Did you know,
that I met Mr. Mahesh from Mahesh properties.
You know what I told him? I said,
"Mr. Nagesh is a better property dealer than you are."
-Of course. -What he takes 15 days to do,
you can do it in 15 minutes.
But I was wrong.
-Why? -What did you just say to me?
You don't understand Sonu, that flat...
it is a murder flat.
Everyone is afraid of that flat.
-Hey, feed me first. -Look.
People should be scared of the flat where nobody has been murdered.
Why be scared of a place where someone has already been murdered?
Have you ever heard of two people being murdered in the same house?
How much are you selling the flat for, sir?
Hey man, just make it spicy and give it to me first.
Have you ever heard that?
Get lost man. Let me eat in peace.
I have an idea.
I will offer it for...
7 percent less than the market rate.
-How much percent? -7 percent.
Okay fine.
10 percent.
-10 percent. -Sonu, tell me how you got this flat.
I didn't get the flat, I got the flat owner.
You mean romance, right?
-Are you okay with fake? -It's a true romance.
Fake means cash.
Do you understand the cash component?
How much money do you want in black and how much in white?
I won't accept cash, I am a law abiding citizen.
I even pay my taxes before they are due.
What kind of a lover are you Sonu?
If Juliet wanted to sell her castle
would Romeo break her heart because he cares more about taxes?
Are you serious?
-How much percent cash? -70 percent.
Do you know Mr. Bubble?
he is the one who gets involved in all of this.
Come back tomorrow and take the token money.
-Fine. -Here, take this.
-Give him a dry puri. -No, I am good.
Okay bye.
Hey asshole, why don't you make him pay?
It was my fault I trusted you, you double-crossing b****!
Once more. Once more.
Did I double-cross you or did you do it to me?
-Can you say that again? -Don't make me tell everyone the truth.
After Mr. Kapoor's death you told me
that you no longer have a relationship with Mr. Kapoor.
And you know nothing about his personal life.
So, can you tell me how you know Rosie?
And what did you mean by "double-crossing b****"?
Of course.
Raj was having an affair with her
but he still wouldn't divorce me.
That is why I contacted Rosie, to get proof of the affair.
And she refused?
She... agreed.
She even accepted half of the money before giving me the proof
and she would get the rest after I got the proof.
-But that b****-- -And how did you
give her that payment?
Cash.
And what did she do with the cash?
You will have to ask her that.
You may leave.
It was my fault I trusted you.
You double-crossing b****!
It was my fault I trusted you.
You double-crossing b****!
That jewellery is for my retirement and safety.
Give it back or I will kill you.
You will stop breathing and you won't even realize it.
b******!
Hey Tipnis!
Bring me the Sunflower evidence box!
Mrs. Ahuja?
Son of a b**** !
Are you sure Sonu Singh gave it to you? - Yes, sir.
My mom says,
'Even if my Sonu commits murder, no one can catch him,'
'not even the police.'
Let's nab them before they get away!
I've been accused of 'attempt to murder' before.
Wait. I'll tell the police everything.