DAMON: Previously on The Vampire Diaries...
ELENA: What about Bonnie?
DAMON: She sacrificed herself so I can come back. She's all alone.
-I'm sorry I compelled away the memories. -We'll make new ones.
I hate you for ruining our friendship,
and I think that I deserve better than that.
Enzo, let her go, or I swear--
-No. -STEFAN: Hey.
How do you feel about being a hunter again?
-Why? -Because I want you to help me kill Enzo.
DAMON: Get the Ascendant from Jo. RIC: I understand.
-Damon is a vampire. -Are you saying Damon compelled me?
He wouldn't do that. He's my friend.
Jo drove me across the border.
Look, Ric-- (GRUNTS)
-My coven put Kai in a prison world. -Aah!
-ELENA: Kai? -As in our brother, my twin.
In our coven's tradition, the twins merge their strength.
The stronger one wins, absorbing their twin's power and--
The weaker one dies.
I'm not gonna let you die.
-Kai is here. -I guess this is that anti-magic border.
Which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls
and no vampires around to stop him.
(BOTH GRUNT)
What the hell do you want?
Feel like making a deal with the devil?
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
How much are you gonna wanna kill me if I need to rain-check tonight?
-RIC OVER PHONE: What happened? -I have a possible
480 hit-and-run on campus.
One DOA, four reds en route.
Have your previous boyfriends understood this language you speak?
I'm gonna miss dinner.
So you're my boyfriend now?
Uh... Uh...
There's no hospital code for awkward silence.
-(CHUCKLES) -Give me two hours.
Save me dinner.
PARAMEDIC: Doctor, we have a young female with abdominal wounds.
Put her in T3.
I need 10 milligrams of morphine. Mine's conscious.
I see a lot of blood, no broken bones. Making any sense to you?
-No, it's not. What happened to you? -(MONITOR BEEPING)
Were you hit by a car?
(GASPING)
-I can't breathe. -(MAN GRUNTS)
It's okay. You can tell me what really happened.
-Sweetheart? -(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Look at me.
(GIRL GASPING)
What happened to you?
(JO GASPS)
I stabbed her.
(JO GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(INDISTINCT TALKING) -(LAUGHING)
Sorry. Had to.
You know you just declared war, right?
Come on. Caroline's over there.
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
Come on.
(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES) Nope. I'm not noticing you.
Today's not May 10th, 1994.
Today is the tree-decorating ceremony, and you are not telling me otherwise.
I just figured that we were skipping Christmas this year.
You know, considering the part where I die if I cross the border into my hometown.
What happened to Christmas being your favorite time of the year?
Was my favorite time of year.
When I could actually live in my own house
and help decorate the town tree and drink hot cocoa with my friends.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be at the Mystic Falls tree-decorating ceremony.
I'm playing hooky this year.
I figured just because you can't come home for the holidays
doesn't mean the holidays can't come to you.
(CHUCKLES) You even brought our favorite ornaments.
-Mom. -(CHUCKLES)
Hey. I didn't know which ones to get, so I got both.
What are you doing here?
Your mom needed Christmas lights.
You have a huge dorm, and I thought we could use an extra set of hands.
The little ones, obviously.
-Are you watching me sleep? -ELENA: No.
I'm watching you drool all over Ric's textbooks
and considering you're already on his bad side...
I don't drool.
Mmm.
(SIGHS) What time is it?
Time for Ric to get a new reference library.
We've been looking all night, and I swear,
I haven't found anything that even remotely resembles an Ascendant.
Well, we haven't looked hard enough.
Let's get to it.
-Find anything yet? -No.
Still staring.
It's just...
Everything you've been doing for Bonnie.
Thank you.
She'd do it for us.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-Hello, Ric. -RIC: Have you seen Jo?
No, not since yesterday.
(RIC EXHALES)
Why?
So I asked around the hospital.
No one's seen Jo since last night at the ER.
A bunch of stab victims came in, and one of them's missing as well.
It was Kai.
Jo knew he'd come after her, and he did.
Not to give you boyfriend lessons or anything,
but if you knew Jo's wack-job brother was out, on the loose, and after her,
don't you think that keeping an eye on her would've been a smart move?
And what would you have had me do, Damon? Ask you to compel Jo to stay put?
Guys, if Kai has Jo, we need a plan.
Plan's easy. Find Kai, pfft, kill Kai. Mmm-hmm.
Bottom line, we need to keep Kai alive.
You think I'm gonna protect the guy
who chased us around the house with a baseball bat when we were four?
Luke's right, Tyler.
You're on some serious crack.
Right now, you two are stuck doing the twin merge for your coven.
Okay? That means one lives, one dies.
But if we help Kai, and he finds a way to merge with Jo,
it's not your problem anymore.
Until Kai becomes the most powerful witch in our coven and goes on a killing spree.
Something tells me that's gonna become our problem.
What does he want us to do exactly?
Just think sociopathic Ryan Reynolds.
Haven't seen him.
-DAMON: Grunge vibe, annoying as hell. -Still no idea.
Well, if he has half a brain, he will be hiding where vampires can't find him.
So, in between levels of Mario Kart, can you and little baby Gilbert,
maybe keep an eye out?
Yeah, I got it. If we see him, we'll let you know.
-Who was that? -It's Damon.
Apparently, there's a psychopath roaming Mystic Falls.
You tell him we're busy hunting down a psychopath roaming outside Mystic Falls?
Must have forgot to mention it.
Look, you better get out of here. Enzo's gonna be here soon.
Let's kill a vampire.
Well, Beavis and Butt-Head are on the lookout.
Anyone else brimming with confidence?
I mean, this just doesn't make sense.
What could possibly not make sense about magical twins absorbing into one another?
Listen, Jo needs her magic for the merge to work, okay?
And she got rid of that back in 1994.
Kai said Jo hid her magic in a knife somewhere.
It's probably back in Portland where she got rid of it in 1994.
He checked. The knife's not there.
You think someone took it?
Jo doesn't have magic because it's stuffed in a knife
that was stolen and hidden by yours truly.
-Kai won't find it. -Yeah, unless Kai does a locator spell.
-It's impossible. -Why?
Kai was born without the ability to do magic.
Let me guess. Kai wants us to do a locator spell on the knife.
If we find it, Jo can get her magic back,
Kai can merge with her, and you and Luke live.
This is ridiculous.
This is our job.
Merging is our duty to the coven.
It's why we were born.
No, we were born because our coven decided that Jo wasn't strong enough to beat Kai.
Why should we have to die because
our sister's too weak to defeat our psychopath of a brother?
You know, a month ago,
the thought of bowing out never even occurred to you.
That's because Kai wasn't here a month ago.
But he's here now.
Luke, we don't have to do this.
We have a chance to live out normal human lives.
We can actually be happy.
If the only way to restore Jo's magic is to reunite her with that knife,
Kai's gonna come for it.
ELENA: Ric's right.
Even if Kai can't do the locator spell, he's gonna make it his mission to find it.
Kai finds it. Great. Love it.
Why aren't you more concerned?
Because if Kai goes for the knife, I will kill him.
Because the knife is right here where I hid it.
Ta-da.
I know I tried to kill you when you were toddlers
but I gotta say...
It sure is nice to be around family for the holidays.
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
-Dad's not here yet. -Oh.
Yeah, you know what? He's not gonna make it.
You remember his friend, Steven?
He needed help moving a couch or something,
so he's gonna miss out.
But it's an undeclared law
that the sheriff and her husband put the star on the tree.
Then we will just have to let the Lockwoods
have the honors this year.
(SIGHS) Is something going on between you two?
It'll be fine. I promise.
Mom, I'm a freshman in high school, okay? I can handle adult conversations.
No worrying during the holidays, okay?
And that tree is not gonna decorate itself. Go.
Well, maybe you'll meet a cute surfer.
Doubtful. My dad's conference is two hours away from any beach.
(EXHALES) Cute surfer? Where?
Nowhere. Bonnie's dad is dragging her on a work trip
so I'm gonna ask my parents if she can spend the holiday with us.
-Are you serious? -Yeah.
The three of us have never spent Christmas apart.
-I plan on keeping it that way. -(CHUCKLES)
Even though Jeremy will hate it.
It's always fun to torture him.
Ah, I love you.
Almost as much as I love torturing Jeremy.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, great, now that Christmas is saved,
let's get these garlands on the tree before they end up on your hips.
Here, I got it.
What are you doing here?
Well, your mom asked for my help.
No, Stefan, what are you doing here?
Because if you think hanging a few strands of lights is gonna make me forget
what a crappy friend you've been, then you thought wrong.
Caroline, I'm trying, okay?
You're trying?
No, (CHUCKLES) this is the easy part, okay?
We're hanging Christmas lights.
Anyone can be friends when you're hanging Christmas lights.
Who wants hot chocolate?
I was just leaving.
(SIGHS)
Mom?
Oh, wow.
I just got really... (GASPS)
Mom.
You okay?
What the hell is he doing?
Probably playing tic-tac-toe with himself like a crazy person.
This is the anti-magic border.
Jo can get her magic back over there, while over here...
-JO: Hey! -(CHAINS RATTLING)
What did you do to me?
Sissy's up.
What the hell did you do to me?
I haven't seen you in 18 years, you can't muster a hello?
What did you guys do?
What you should have done 18 years ago.
It's not gonna work, Kai. I don't have my...
Magic, yeah. Yeah, I recall.
You stored it in this.
-(SCREAMS) -What the hell?
(GROANING)
Trying to reunite Jo with her
-(SCREAMS) -magic.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
It's not working.
Enough. Enough, man.
I was willing to kill you when your brain was the size of an acorn.
You don't think I'll do it now?
Whatever. I'm not watching this.
(KAI LAUGHING)
Oh, so dramatic.
All right, sissy.
-Let's try this again. -Stop.
I put my magic in there by choice.
Taking it back is also my choice.
Unless I bleed to death,
which will happen in the next 30 minutes.
(JO CHUCKLES)
Wouldn't it be ironic if you accidentally killed me before the merge ceremony?
(JO BREATHING HEAVILY)
I'm going to find a bandage
while you figure out how to put the magic in this knife
into our sister.
Preferably by the time I get back,
so I don't have to dull it by slitting your throat.
(EXHALES)
(MONITOR BEEPING)
-ELENA: Hey. -Hey.
-What happened? -I don't know. She just collapsed.
One second, we were decorating, and then the next,
she's just on the ground.
Maybe she forgot to eat. You know, sometimes she skips breakfast.
And when was the last time you ate, Caroline?
-As in, fed. -Oh, God. Now you sound like Stefan.
He just went to go find something to take the edge off.
(SIGHS) They have her sedated.
She's going to be asleep for a while.
Can you just come and distract me? (CHUCKLES)
How's the search for the new Ascendant thingy?
Not good.
Damon and I spent the night researching.
(SIGHS)
God, poor Bonnie.
Well, do you think she knows it's Christmas?
You know she never liked being away from us at Christmas.
I don't know.
It's probably better that she doesn't know though.
So, you and Damon...
I know what you're thinking, and no.
Actually, I was going to say that I think it's great
how he's always been there for you when it mattered.
You know, through thick and thin, and good times and bad times.
Maybe I haven't given him enough credit.
You're clearly malnourished.
(BOTH LAUGH)
DAMON OVER PHONE: Bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you?
Is this Damon? Why don't I have your number saved?
Well, you weren't in your dorm room
and your pouty little Goth friend wasn't in hers.
It's creepy you know where Liv's dorm room is.
Let me guess. You three idiots figured that
Kai merging with Jo benefits you and Liv.
Now, I'm not sure exactly how Luke fits into it yet,
but I'll use my imagination.
I'm trying to keep my girlfriend alive.
Sound familiar?
We both knew that wasn't gonna work.
Where's Jo?
(INHALES DEEPLY) I'm not telling you.
And before you threaten to rip my head off, remember,
all that does is guarantee Kai having to merge with Jo.
Is that what you people think of me?
That I just instantly resort to violence?
I just have a question.
Look, I get why you don't wanna merge with Liv, okay?
Because no one wants to see that face with her hair, I get it.
But what makes you think Kai merging with Jo is any smarter?
I mean, I heard he killed four of your siblings,
and that was without magic.
Ah, it'll be fine. I'm sure when Kai gets all that power,
he's just gonna mellow right on out.
(DAMON CHUCKLES)
Stop.
And here I thought we were meeting for tea and crumpets.
I'm giving you information about a girl
who's supposed to be Stefan's long lost niece.
I'm not exactly interested in him finding out.
And why are you helping me?
I thought you unfriended me when I killed that little con artist.
Monique. Her name was Monique.
Yeah, two names, actually. First Sarah, then Monique.
Probably others.
I asked you why you're helping me.
She knew something that Stefan didn't want her to know.
For some screwed up reason, you're obsessed
with knowing Stefan's secrets.
Probably because he has everything you'll never have.
Answer the bloody question. Why are you helping me?
Because I want this obsession to take you the hell away from here.
This is all the information Monique told me about her past.
Take it and get out.
(CHUCKLES)
Think I hadn't planned for that?
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(MONITOR BEEPING)
Caroline could really use whatever's in that cup.
(SIGHS)
Is it just me,
or does that look really bad for someone who just fainted?
That doctor just came over from Radiology.
I overheard her say glioblastoma.
Glioblastoma?
No, but that...
No.
No, no.
We brought her in a couple of weeks ago after Tripp's guys grabbed her.
Doctors ran some tests and apparently, they found something suspicious.
No, but that doesn't make sense, Stefan. Caroline would've said something.
Or maybe her mom hasn't told her yet.
ELENA: What's going on with Liz Forbes?
Her recent MRI showed a lesion on her brain stem.
We think it's metastasized to her spine.
Can you operate?
If the tumor's already spread, it would be impossible.
(EXHALES) But that would mean...
Does she know?
For a few weeks now.
But news like this takes time to digest.
Wouldn't it be a billion times easier just to stake him in the heart?
Yeah, but he wouldn't suffer.
-Get the door. -(BOTH PANTING)
Wait, this isn't about making him suffer.
It's about making sure he doesn't kill anyone else.
He just killed an innocent girl, Jer.
He deserves to suffer.
Dude, you sound like Tripp.
You mean, the guy whose neck Enzo slit open
for trying to protect innocent people?
I'm just saying, you're being a little intense.
Maybe that's the problem, Jer.
We've all been looking the other way because we're friends with vampires.
But how many people need to die for us to face the fact
that vampires also kill people?
So, what, you'd do the same thing to Stefan?
What about Elena or Caroline?
Just help me get him to the van.
Look, I know how you feel.
I was supernaturally programmed to take out my sister, remember?
But this whole us-versus-them thing is gonna drive you crazy,
and it's gonna get you killed.
Hey.
It'll be okay.
I just needed to get rid of Kai so you could free me.
Look, Jo...
You can't run away from this anymore.
You've had 18 years of freedom.
Now, take your magic back and do this.
You owe it to the coven.
Is that what you think?
That I've been shirking my responsibility to our family?
Luke's all I've got.
If we merge and he dies...
I may as well be dead too.
If Kai merges with me, he'll be more powerful than any of us.
Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're strong enough to beat him?
You were 22 the last time you went up against him.
Since then, you've been a combat medic...
You've saved hundreds of lives,
and your hospital worships you.
(CHUCKLES) Someone's done her research.
You're my sister.
And I'm yours.
Look how far you've come without magic.
You didn't get here listening to people tell you you weren't strong enough.
(SCREAMS)
-Liv! -You can't say I didn't warn her.
(LIV GROANING)
(EXHALES)
(CHANTING INCANTATION)
(SCREAMING)
Kai, stop!
Is it gonna be funny when I kill her using her own magic?
Wait, is that funny or sad? (CHUCKLES)
I get my emotions mixed up.
(GROANING)
Hey, what's the one for fire again? It's "Incendia," right?
(CHANTS INCANTATION)
-(SCREAMING) -JO: Kai, enough!
(CHANTS INCANTATION)
That's it?
We're gonna kill bad guys together, you're not gonna talk to me?
Look, you blew up your car, you needed a ride.
Doesn't mean we have to talk.
All right, look, I agree
that maybe compelling you to betray your lady friend
was an irrational decision
stemming from untreated control issues.
-Oh, God. -What?
(SIGHS)
I'm sorry, Ric.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Great. Let's finish this.
(WIND HOWLING)
(KNIFE CLATTERS)
(JO SIGHS)
There it is.
Oh, so predictable.
I threaten Liv, you'd do anything it takes to save Liv...
(CHANTS INCANTATION)
(WHISTLE)
(GRUNTING)
Cemetery? Really?
(CHANTS INCANTATION)
(DAMON GRUNTING)
Oh, whoops.
Looks like you found the anti-magic border.
Drew a line in the dirt for everyone's convenience, see?
-Yeah. You're welcome. -(EXHALES)
Thank you. Kill him.
Alaric, don't.
What are you talking about?
She's lightheaded and confused. I'll give her some of my blood, okay?
Kill him.
JO: No, you can't.
If Kai dies, Liv and Luke have to do the merge.
-It's not fair to them. -Who cares?
Kill him.
-JO: Ric, don't. -(GUN CLICKS)
I can win. I can beat Kai.
I just need a little time to get stronger.
We're moved. Truly.
Kill him now.
JO: I'll figure out a way to win.
Please.
You have to trust me. Keep him alive.
Ric.
(KAI GRUNTS)
Why the hell did you tell Damon where they were?
Because I realized listening to you two was a huge mistake.
Kai's a monster.
So you'll just risk your sister's life?
How the hell does that make sense?
Hey, I'm talking to you.
Everyone, chill.
Jo thinks she can beat Kai.
And you and I both know that's crap.
Kai's a million times stronger.
She'll die.
And the first thing Kai's gonna do
is kill everyone in our coven as punishment for putting him away.
Then he'll turn on innocent people because he's crazy
-and bored and homicidal. -LIV: Fine.
Then I'm selfish, Luke.
But I'd rather be alive and selfish
than this dead martyr who served her purpose to her coven.
People are gonna die
and it's gonna be our fault. Remember that.
(SIGHS)
You okay?
There's a 22-year-old sociopathic witch running around Mystic Falls right now.
That, we have a plan for.
We've dealt with every kind of evil there is
and we always have a plan.
But this...
If Caroline loses her mom,
it'll destroy her.
I know.
She doesn't deserve this, Elena.
She's a good person.
She's happy, she's kind.
I know.
I should tell her.
It's only a matter of time before she compels the doctor
and I don't want her finding out from a stranger, you know?
Let me do it.
No, Stefan, you don't have to.
STEFAN: Let Damon know. I should tell Caroline.
I haven't been there for her.
Caroline needed me and I ran away.
So, yeah, I have to do it.
I guess we'll just lock up your brother until you two, you know.
Merge our twin powers during the next celestial event?
Yeah, there really is no sugarcoating that, is there?
For the record, I have dated doctors and lawyers
and a couple of artist types,
but none of my previous boyfriends would have ever understood that.
Uh...
Be careful.
KAI: So this whole anti-magic thing,
is it like a dome or a bubble?
Like, say you were in a 747 flying over Mystic Falls, would you die?
You know, that could be dangerous. Like if you're headed to New York,
and your pilot reroutes for weather...
(GRUNTS)
DAMON: How's this? I kill you,
and when you're in hell, you could ask a bar full of dead Travelers
who cast the damn spell.
That's a lot of Travelers.
Must be a pretty big spell.
(SOFTLY) Like a really big spell.
So big
it covers every inch of an entire town.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm working on my knuckleball.
We are keeping him alive, Damon.
Can I ask why we continuously compromise logic
for some girl you just met?
You know, I don't know how I went so long without saying this,
but you're a real dick.
Bonnie's stuck over there because of him.
She's over there and I'm over here, and I hate myself for it.
Yeah, and killing him will make you feel better.
So, let's just stop pretending for a second
that this is about anyone else but you.
(GRUNTS)
(AIR HISSING)
You should probably go change that tire.
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, tree,
let's do this.
SHERIFF FORBES: Now, that's what I call a Christmas tree.
-(PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) -Isn't that gorgeous?
The holidays are all about being with loved ones,
and I think that's what makes this tradition so special in our town.
-(GIGGLING) -Shh.
It's a reminder that
no matter where you turn, you have a friend.
-(APPLAUSE) -BOTH: Aw.
(PEOPLE WHISTLING)
Biggest mistake of junior year, including the boys in Secret Santa.
Stefan is officially the worst gift-giver.
-He got you a snow globe? -Yeah, of Mystic Falls.
As if I don't see enough of this town
-every day as it is. -(CHUCKLES)
-Well, I love my bracelet. -Of course, you do,
because I am good at Secret Santa, and I didn't purchase it from a Quik Stop.
Looks like someone is missing the true meaning of Christmas.
Come on, we're happy and healthy,
and we're together.
-Hey. -Hey.
Uh, there's no news. Apparently, they're still running tests.
Caroline,
we need to talk.
Hey, where are you? I can't hear you.
I'm at the medical center.
-Where are you? -DAMON: What?
-(STATIC ON PHONE) -Reception's horrible.
-Damon, are you... -Hey!
Elena.
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
-(STATIC STOPS) -(VOLUME INCREASES)
Fancy something else?
I always figured I'd bow out to the Everly Brothers or...
He stopped talking.
He never stops talking.
(WHISPERS INCANTATION)
What happened to his chains?
Is he chanting?
(CHANTING LOUDER)
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
(CONTINUES CHANTING INCANTATION)
(GROANS)
It's a Christmas miracle.
-(CHOKING) -(CHUCKLES)
You little magic sucker.
You sucked up all that magic from the Traveler spell.
(RIC GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
A lot of magic.
(GRUNTS) I really, really hate that move.
(RIC GROANING)
Ric.
Hey. Come on.
Take my damn hand, Ric.
Come on.
(RIC GRUNTS)
How are you not dead?
If we've learned anything from today,
it's that we should kill our enemies with haste.
Then what are you waiting for, go ahead and kill me.
I said enemies.
Don't flatter yourself.
What do you want, Enzo?
You were right.
I am jealous of Stefan.
He has what I want.
Respect, family,
girls he doesn't deserve.
He throws it all away
and yet still somehow manages to come out winning.
You are going to help me deplete every ounce of happiness from his life.
When there's nothing left,
I'll decide if you get to live.
Oh, and, um...
Happy holidays.
ELENA OVER PHONE: You mean "home" home?
(DAMON EXHALES DEEPLY)
Just walked through the front door.
I should probably start locking now that Kai's supercharged and on the prowl.
Let's just celebrate the fact that we can go home.
Could really use some happy news right now.
-Today sucks. -DAMON: I'm listening.
ELENA: So look, I don't know what we were,
or are, or what we're supposed to be,
(SIGHS)
but all I know is that today was pretty horrible,
and I just wanna see you.
I have something I need to tell you.
Come over.
I'll cook you dinner. We can talk about our crappy days.
That just doesn't make sense.
My mom would've said something to me.
We were worried,
so Elena compelled one of the doctors for information.
Okay, so my mom has a brain tumor, then we'll just give her vampire blood.
Caroline, don't you think
that if our blood cured cancer, we would've heard about that by now?
Fine, then when are they gonna operate?
That's the problem. They can't.
(CHUCKLES) Okay, well,
if they can't operate, then they'll give her chemo, right?
The tumor is growing so fast, the doctors don't think that'll work.
Well, then they're wrong, because they don't know her.
(LAUGHS) They don't know how strong she is.
I mean, she's gonna get through this, Stefan.
(SOBBING) Right?
We miss you, Bonnie.
I miss you, guys.
(SIGHS)
(MONITOR BEEPING)
(CAR APPROACHING)
That's not possible.
What?
This was gone.
-I blew this up. -STEFAN: Yeah, well,
you weren't around to annoy me for the last four months,
so I had a bit of extra time on my hands.
(DAMON LAUGHS)
You know, think of it as
an early Merry Christmas/late welcome-back-to-life present.
(CHUCKLING) Thank you.
Hey, just, uh, do me a favor, don't die again.
Those fenders were a real bitch to find.
Deal.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
(STEFAN SIGHS)
STEFAN: Well, we're home.
Yep.
(SIGHS)
You sticking around?
That depends.
Might have to kill Jeremy if I find out that he slept in my bed.
(CHUCKLES)
(EXHALES)
(CHUCKLES)
ELENA: Mistletoe.
Clever. (CHUCKLES)
Hello?
Anybody there?
(CHUCKLES) Damon, what are you doing?
Are you gonna let me in or...
Um... (CHUCKLES)
I may have put a cloaking spell on us.
How genius is that?
-(CLANKS) -(ELENA GRUNTS)
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