"Welcome Jija Ji"
'This story is about the most simple and complicated relation of the world.'
'It is about relation of brother-in-law.'
'Let me introduce you to both my brothers-in-law.'
'Brother-in-law Jung Bahadur's both brothers-in-law.'
'He is the first brother-in-law, a bank manager.'
Tell me.
I have told you that I bank manager Navjeet Singh do my job with honesty.
This bank cannot give loan without keeping anything mortgaged.
Please do something. I am a regular customer of the bank.
What do you mean by regular customer? Do you have a stall of snacks?
This is a bank, brother.
I have told you that we cannot give you loan without keeping anything mortgaged.
I am also telling you that I do not have anything to keep as mortgage.
I have one kidney.
I give up.
I request you to give me loan.
Why do you want loan?
To do business. I want to do business.
You need experience to do business.
I have enough experience.
Once I opened a cloth store.
-Then? -The police arrested me immediately.
Why?
Someone else was the owner of that cloth store.
Are you a thief?
No, I stole for the first time.
I wanted to gift suits to my wife, so that is why.
Foolish. You were caught stealing for the first time.
No, not first. I was caught in the third one.
I got caught when I opened the same shop third time during the night.
When you had done stealing once then why did you go there the third time?
I told you that I had to gift suit to my wife.
I went third time to exchange. She did not like them.
Brother, this is the policy of our bank.
We cannot give loans to thieves.
I will stop stealing. I will not do stealing.
-Are you sure? -Pinky promise.
Stop it.
You know that we will not give you loan if you do not stop stealing.
I have stopped stealing.
Where is my phone?
Here it is.
You just said that you have stopped stealing and you did it in front of me.
This is proof of my honesty.
I will not do stealing in future. I will do it from behind.
That means you will do wrong things and not the correct ones.
-I have done right things as well. -What?
I had planted plants.
-Then? -The police arrested me.
Why did the police arrest you?
I had planted plants.
Brother, I am very clear that we do not give loan,
we cannot give loan to thieves.
Mr. Manager, let us do some setting.
-Let us together loot the bank. -Hey!
You help me getting loan and I shall give monthly...
Installment.
-Installment. -Installment.
You could not pronounce the word installment
and imagine how much time would you take to pay it.
I am sure that you will not pay installments to the bank.
That is why you will not get loan.
Aren't you going to give me loan?
Don't you understand I have told you so many times?
I have told you that I am an honest bank manager.
We cannot give loan to a thief.
Are you leaving or shall I throw you out?
Strange. He is a very shameless person.
-Brother. -Yes.
You are making requests to the wrong person.
-Then? -You must go to JIja Ji.
'He is my second brother-in-law, he is a coach.'
Please select my son in your team.
I cannot keep your son in my team. I don't have money.
Sir, we have Splendor.
Stupid, he does not have the passion to play the sport.
-Yes, of course. -He is not there.
We shall get passion as well.
First, tell me what has our son done.
What has your son done?
Ask me what is it that your son hasn't done.
Tell us what has he not done.
He did not do the goal.
Why are you punishing him for something he has not done?
If your son did not do the goal, our team would lose.
And we will not win the cup.
Sir, I will buy you a set of cups. You just keep my son in your team.
Do not buy a set for me but set your son.
Sir, you set him in the team and he will set someone.
Brother, he will get set but make me upset.
Depression? No, no, Gogi cannot afford this.
Sir, listen to me.
you may be able to afford or not but here is Rs. 1500 and make my son pass.
Do you want to buy my integrity for Rs. 1500?
Take the money back and take away your son.
Sir, please pass my son.
-Pass him? -Yes.
Should I pass him?
Players of our team give him the pass
and he takes bribe and gives the pass to enemies.
Sir, keep him in the team.
If you do not keep him in the team we will lose our social status.
At least you will lose.
But if I take him in the team, people will thrash your social status.
Sir, at least take care of the mental health of the child.
And mine? Doesn't Gogi have any mental health?
Wouldn't it be affected?
People call me Gogi coach and later they would call me Gogi mental.
Sir, Gogi coach may not be popular but Gogi mental will really be popular.
Haven't you seen the movie Rocky mental? It was a hit.
You said an amazing thing, my brother.
-One more movie was a hit. -Which one?
Chal Mera Putt.
Then?
Chal Mera Putt.
What should I do? All my schemes have failed.
One more movie was a hit.
-Which one? -Carry On Jatta.
-Then? -Carry On Jatta.
Come here and apologize to sir.
Sir, I fall at your feet.
What will you fall at?
Is there anything on my feet that you will fall at it?
So rude. Why are you underestimating my Montu?
Madam is right.
I shouldn't be doing. Forgive me.
Let's do one thing. I will give another chance to your son.
Of course, sir.
Montu, dear take the football and go and do a goal.
Sir, football is already round. How much more round should I do?
Look, didn't I tell you that your son is a fool.
Look, how big a fool he is.
Sir, look at the dedication of the child. All day long he plays football.
But he plays it on video game.
Do something and finish the matter.
Here it is. I did something and the matter is over.
I am Gogi.
And there is no such person on this earth who can change my decision.
Sir, listen to me. Sir...
Listen.
Yes, brother.
You are talking to the wrong person.
If you want your son to be a part of the team then you need to talk to that person.
-Whom? -Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law?
Someone has said it rightly that God must save from disease and revenue officer.
And you are in touch with both.
Solve my problem somehow.
Leave it. I am not here to solve the problem.
I have been cheated.
-Who cheated you? -My brother.
Didn't you stop him?
-I stopped him. -Then?
He is a hen-pecked husband.
He is intelligent.
You too go and become a hen-pecked husband.
-I can't be that. -Why?
I loved a girl.
I used to kiss the mud of the road on which walked.
-Okay. -Kissing the mud I had a stone.
The stone was removed but I could not forget her.
Even then she did not accept.
I went to her house with a marriage proposal.
-Okay. -He family rejected.
They said that the boy eats mud.
Tell me how will I get married?
Hakam Singh's son used to find faithfulness.
And today's?
They find profitability.
We must find profitability.
Somehow transfer the land in my name.
Hakam Singh, I have checked your papers.
According to legal papers your brother is right.
You gave him land for jewelry.
But you did not pay for jewelry so, the land must be his.
There is no solution.
Strange, officer madam.
If the land is not transferred in my name, then how will I get married.
People ask me that how much land do I have.
Okay.
It is a matter to be worried about, Hakam Singh.
Government has come up with many schemes.
There must be one for those who do not have land.
Till today I have not understood that government will take a step.
Where does it keep the step?
On the chest of the poor.
I feel your chest is congested.
Go and take the medicine.
Don't worry about me.
I will take the medicine.
I request you to transfer the land in my name somehow.
I shall give you 1million.
How dare you try to bribe revenue officer, Pammi?
Will you bribe us now?
Show me a way.
As of now leave.
Brother. Don't beg in front of her.
Go and meet him.
Whom?
Brother-in-law.
Rano...
It is everyday matter with you now. Is this the time to get up?
Why should I get up early?
Do I have to go for work like your brothers?
Oh God! Why have I got a useless person like you?
You do not do any work.
The entire day you sit idle.
Why should I work?
Money keeps coming in and the Jatt keeps eating and enjoying.
And what about the useless office that Jatt has opened in the house?
It is not a useless office. It is office of APJU.
All Punjab Jija Union.
As if you sit there and pass the tender.
I do not pas tender but eat tender chicken.
This is what work you have. Eat and sleep.
I do not understand that how can anyone sleep so much without working.
Thank God my medicine did not go waste.
What do you mean?
I mean that by mistake had a medicine of headache.
That is why I came out and thought of talking to you for two minutes.
My medicine would not go waste.
Don't talk nonsense. Eat food.
You do not have any other work to do.
Isn't eating food a work?
A person works hard for food.
You do not run after food but in fact run after eating food.
Because of sitting idle you have a big belly.
Tel me what benefits do you have from doing yoga in the morning.
I saw on You Tube that
a person who does yoga in the morning,
his brain works ten times faster.
Your brain is zero.
You may multiply it many times but it will remain zero.
Have you sworn to argue with me before serving food to me?
Yes, I have sworn.
The cauliflower you bought yesterday had worms in it.
It is matter of destiny.
Today, there were worms in cauliflower, tomorrow there might be car in it.
I do not know about your brain, but arguing with you gives me headache.
My grandmother was right
when she said that the person I have chosen is not right.
I was stubborn to get married to you.
Even my grandmother had said
that my wife would keep me very happy.
But the wife should be of someone else.
Grandmother must have said the first thing but the second one is what you think.
I am not going to stay here. I am going to my parents' house.
Your condition is like a train.
What do you mean?
You come back the moment you go.
They are not happy to keep you.
They do not keep me because they respect the relationship.
And you do not have that.
Go to your office. Some people have come to meet you.
They must have come to get money back.
Tell them that I am sleeping.
No, they are new faces.
Okay, then they must have come to take my suggestion.
It is a crime to be intelligent.
Greetings.
Result of 12th and brother-in-law of officers are very troublesome.
Am I right?
-Absolutely right. -Nice...
Tell me.
Why have you come to Jung Bahadur's house?
Not much. We had to come to meet a God like soul as that of yours.
-Yes. -To meet me?
Will you have tea or something?
Not tea but will have food.
Will you eat yesterday's leftover food?
Yes, we will eat.
Then come tomorrow.
Forget about food. I have heard a lot about you.
Many people often say that Jung Bahadur, we do not have words to praise you.
What have you heard?
That your brothers-in-law do not go against what you say.
Why would I be bothered about that? We do not do farming.
Jung Bahadur,
they are not talking
about the axe used in farms but they mean they do what you say.
How can they not do what I say?
I would make their sister go back home.
That is why we came to you with this hope.
Yes, brother.
The future of my son is in your hands.
And it is said that those who have future in their hands is like God.
-And you are like a God to us. -Yes.
And Mr. Jung Bahadur, only you can solve the problem of my land.
Before that help me to get my loan passed.
I will stop pumping and give a big pump.
You all must not take even 1% of tension.
In morning, afternoon and evening,
your work will be done.
Just take me from my house in the morning.
I shall pick you up in my personal Mercedes.
Mercedes? Does it run on petrol or diesel?
It is on installments.
Brothers, let us first get the work done for which we have come.
Yes.
Brother, how can I thank you?
With the same mouth, of course.
Or you will get another mouth for that.
Right.
Thank me.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you so much, sir.
As I said, in the morning, afternoon and evening,
brother-in-law will solve everyone's problem.
-Praise me. -Amazing...
-One more thing. -Yes.
Brother-in-law is your hope.
-Amazing... -Amazing...
Children, this is not just a race but a race of life.
Run as if someone is behind you to get his money back. Okay.
Yes, brother-in-law...
-You? -No, it is not me.
I mean why have you come here?
I came in car which you did not give me in dowry.
I mean you did not tell me that you were coming.
Brother-in-law and death come without informing.
Brother-in-law, death usually tells us in advance.
-What? -I mean welcome, brother-in-law.
How come you are here?
We have come with brother-in-law.
I have heard that you threw their son out from the team.
Not from team, I am ready to throw him out of the country.
I have not seen a foolish boy like him.
He is neither good in studies nor in sports.
He is just eating food and getting fat.
Whom did you call fat?
To him.
In future you will call me fat too.
You start working under me to get fit.
Who are you to call me unfit?
I am a general coach.
And I am an AC coach.
I am not talking about railway train, brother-in-law.
A general coach is one who can give training of every game.
I know it well.
That person becomes a coach who does not know to play any game.
You have not played in your colony ever
and are trying to make players play at state level.
Brother-in-law, please do not insult me in front of so many people. I am a DP.
I am JJ.
Which is that post?
Jija Ji.
I am a Jija being unfit, but being fit you are still my brother-in-law.
Who says you are fit?
Compete with me and I will defeat you for sure.
I know you will thrash me but what is so great about it.
-I will tell you what is so great. -Yes.
Keep their son in the team.
Brother-in-law, his track record is very bad.
I cannot keep him in the team.
He does not run.
He is a brave boy. He stands where he wishes to.
He is not like you who escapes on seeing brother-in-law.
He is a brave boy.
Last time he alone did 7 goals.
Yes, he did but in his own goal space.
The opponents stood idle and was laughing at him.
He, a brave boy of his mother did goals on our side of net.
Because of him, our team lost by 9-0.
Tell me, what should I do of him?
They want him to be Messi.
No, we want our son to become Nath Gyarah.
I am not talking about tractor but about player Messi.
No problem, make him whatever you like.
Our son is very intelligent.
Is he very intelligent?
Brother-in-law, ask him who was the first one to step on moon?
Neil Armstrong.
And second?
Rascal, he must have kept the second one. He wasn't crippled.
When I was small, I alone would make the team win.
Because the coach was good and not a useless coach like you.
It is about the future of my son.
Child's future? Isn't there any future of Gogi?
No future of Gogi.
Gogi has only brother-in-law.
What kind of brother-in-law?
You are head of brothers-in-law but no one listens to you.
If son-in-law of the village sneezes,
half of the village comes with a handkerchief.
For last one and half hour you have been shouting.
Your throat has become dry but he did not even ask if you needed water.
Listen, either keep him or take your sister back.
-I will keep. -Sister?
No, I will keep him.
Not only will you keep him but also make him the captain.
-Okay, I will make him the captain. -Yes.
I shall look for some other work.
Here, brother-in-law, take the whistle.
And I shall leave my job.
Yes, sir. How can I help you?
I am fine. How are you?
Brother, she is asking you that how can she help you?
I have immense itching on my back but my hand does not reach.
If you scratch with your long nails then it would give me pleasure.
Illiterate.
1 for Rs. 5.
-What? -Rate of brick.
1 for Rs. 5 and 1000 for Rs. 5000.
Leave all this and call the Mr. Manager.
Mr. Manager? Leave it.
Madam, call my brother-in-law who is manager here.
Sir, talk properly.
Call that and we shall talk with him.
Manager sir has gone for city tour for recovery purposes.
He will be back in half an hour. You can wait till then.
I have done my weight. It is 125 quintals.
Just call him and say that his brother-in-law Jung Bahadur has come.
If he does not get a fit on the tour, then who will call me brother-in-law.
Okay.
Wait.
Sir, brother-in-law Jung Bahadur is here.
Greetings. Sorry, I got late.
Why are you standing here? Come inside and we shall talk.
Your assistant insulted me and has not left me capable to go in.
Really?
Miss Neetu, do you want your job?
Apologize to him.
He is really your Jija Ji and you are his manager brother-in-law.
I thought he was cursing you. I am sorry, Jija Ji.
Girl, you were taking me lightly.
Think calmly, how can anyone take you lightly?
Sorry, Jija Ji.
Welcome, please come in.
-So, didn't he get a fit? -Yes.
Jija Ji, come inside and we shall talk.
Leave all this. Please, come.
Jija ji, why did you take an effort to come?
If there was any work related to bank, you should have told me.
I would have sent a staff member.
What kind of staff do you have?
Your assistant does not know that I am your Jija.
What kind of bank is this? They do not give loan to family members.
You want a loan?
Not me, but he needs loan.
Yes.
He is a thief.
Where do you do steal?
I do it at different houses.
-Houses? -Yes.
So, he is a family member.
Jija ji, what if I give him loan and refuses to repay?
To whom will I go?
He won't refuse.
Look at his face. He seems to be so innocent.
I accept that I am a thief but I am an honest thief.
Yes.
Shut up. Honest thief?
For people like even the pens of the banks need to be tied with ropes.
-Where are the pens? -Here it is.
Look, he picked it up in front of our eyes.
This is proof of honesty.
Why did you steal the pen?
Leave it, brother, you have such a nice job.
Why would you wish to learn all this?
Shall I tell you?
You say it.
Jija ji, village Talwandi, subdistrict Samana, district Patiala.
-Look at the way he is scared. -Yes.
He started telling his address.
Jija ji, the bank will throw me from my job if I give him loan.
I do not know about the bank.
But I will throw your sister out of the house if you do not give him loan.
How much loan do you want?
2lakh.
Have some shame.
It is okay if you want 5-10K... but not 2lakh.
Jija ji, I would smoke cigarette worth 5-10K.
That wouldn't be enough. I need at least 2lakh.
Give it to him.
He will become successful.
He has told me. he has drugs.
Scheme.
Oh okay, one and the same thing.
Tell me will you give loan or you want your sister to call up crying?
Here it is.
Is there anything I can help you with?
Call for tea.
Tell me, brother.
What made you bring here in our poor office?
You made your revenue office as poor office.
I came to know that you keep telling people
that God should save from disease and revenue officer.
I don't say this but intellectuals have said this.
I have never said it and who is more intelligent than me.
What do you achieve by cheating poor people?
Brother, he does not have land.
But has conscience.
Brother, he does not even have conscience.
Strange, madam.
You took snacks and talking about conscience.
No, no she loves snacks more than Jija.
Whenever I have gone to her house,
they have served alcohol to me with snacks.
She has never served chicken.
I am not talking about snacks.
He tried to bribe me and that is why I am saying that he does not have conscience.
He does not have land.
I have land.
My sister-in-law has controlled my brother
and my brother has taken control of my land.
He is talking nonsense.
He wants you to do cheating.
Does that mean I have come here to do cheating?
-Yes. -Does that mean I am a cheater?
No, no...
Dear, look at me carefully for once.
Do you think anyone can tolerate my cheating?
No, only God can save.
Hakam Singh,
it is tradition of the village that if a land you lose for jewelry is lost forever.
Whether it is tradition, or Harpreet, or Gurpreet.
Pammi, if you do not agree to what I say,
or hesitate to do work, then it would be pure oil.
-Wow! -Wow!
What does this mean?
Is whatever that you did was right?
Whether the matter is right or wrong but land is the mother of the farmer.
To hell with that.
You had so much acre land and now you have only this much.
What did you do by selling it?
Ask him what did he do with the money?
What did you do of the money?
Brother, the clubs in sector26...
-Are they yours? -No, they are not mine.
I spent money in those clubs.
I enjoyed.
Now tell me. now say something, Mr. Jija Ji.
Of course. What is wrong in enjoying life?
You never know how many girls and women
would have run their homes with the money he spent.
Because of this, he has become poor and now wants the land back.
Look dear, do not trap me in your talks.
If the papers of Hakam Singh's land are not prepared by tomorrow
then I shall prepare one paper.
That of divorce.
No, brother, do not let my sister-in-law come home.
Result of 12th std and officer's Jija always makes people fool.
Isn't it, dear?
Amazing, great...
"Jija ji."
What happened? Why are you all sitting so sad?
I think you did not get salary this month.
Salary is not the problem. That we got on time.
Today, we are sad because of something else.
Shall I set your mind in a minute?
How?
By looking at my new reel.
Look, he roams in my village,
does not move without any reason, black Activa.
You have made me hate black Activa. It is a useless reel.
Liar. Our neighbor Nippi said that I make very good reels.
Do not believe in what she says.
She is a very clever woman.
No one speaks a lie as much as she speaks.
What else did she say?
She also said that my mother-in-law is very nice.
Now say something.
Stay calm.
Brother, keep quiet. My mood is very off.
What happened, brother? Why is your mood off?
What will he tell? I will tell you.
We both have the same problem.
-What? -Jija ji.
What has Jija ji done now?
What did he do?
He made me lose my job.
What to tell you, Priti?
Jija alone has made our life hell.
Tomorrow officer Pammi will be insulted in the department.
You will be insulted in the department but why are you spitting on my face.
That reminds me today we must order food from outside.
Why didn't you cook food?
Yes.
Brother, I fell down.
-Where did you fall? -What hurt you?
I fell on the pillow.
And I fell asleep.
Preeti, you are worried about sleep and Jija has made us sleepless.
If the bank throws me out from job, I shall die of shame.
Why would you die?
I had kept Karwa Chauth fast for you.
Karwa Chauth fast?
You do not let us live for 364 days in a year and by keeping fast for a day,
you do not let us die.
She was your choice. That time you wanted to do love marriage.
Love marriage?
No, brother, no one should do love marriage.
Sister Rano did love marriage.
Love is blind.
With such small eyes, sister Rano could not see such a big brother-in-law.
We shall not get younger sister do love marriage.
We must suffer from second Jija.
A person should never do three things in life.
What?
Love marriage, arrange marriage and marriage.
It is entirely your fault.
If that day you had slapped Rano, we would not be seeing this day.
What could we do? We became blind in sister's love and said yes.
But we will not make this mistake again.
-Brother, we will find a boy for Ruby. -Yes.
And not get trapped into love marriage.
Absolutely nice family man and simple one like us.
Why are you all talking about my marriage now?
Dear, look how are all so excited about your marriage.
Are you happy.
After you leave we will not feel happy.
Why did you remind us again of Jija.
"Jija ji."
Tarseb, you are manager of All Punjab Jija Union.
-Thank you. -I am very happy with your work.
That is why
I am giving you bonus cheque of Rs. 5000.
Thank you, sir.
If you keep working like this,
then next year I shall sign this cheque.
"Jija ji."
Buddy, you are Jung Bahadur's manager.
It is not a small thing.
No, sir. Your matter can never be small.
It can be a little fat.
My manager knows how to talk.
This is the place here I can talk.
At home my wife does not let me speak.
Why? Doesn't your wife respect you?
More than wife the clothes in my cupboard respect me more.
How?
When I open the cupboard, they fall at my feet.
You are very sweet fellow.
I do not allow my wife do coughing near me.
Really? That means you take good care of her heath.
Because of your nonsense talks, your wife does not respect you.
Whatever wife does is fine,
but I cannot tolerate the insult that my brother-in-law does.
Honestly speaking, both have disgraced me a lot.
If you are disgraced then what how would the mud be respected.
It is not a matter of joke.
My wife and brother-in-law make me do so much work
that I cannot life my right arm in the morning.
-I have a solution for that. -What?
You lift your left arm.
Sir, you have started insulting me.
I think I should leave now.
Yes, you must leave.
Because it is time to get insulted somewhere else.
Before leaving, take one advise from me.
Which one, sir?
If you want to be happy in life, you have two options.
Which ones, sir?
First, change your wife.
And second one?
Change your wife.
-You are handsome brother. -I am back.
What should we do? Should we start dancing?
Why are you so late? Why are you laughing?
Intellectuals say one must face difficulties smilingly.
Haven't you started speaking too much?
Go in the kitchen and cook food for my handsome brother.
Sister, do not call me handsome. I am a goon.
A handsome man cannot scare anyone.
Why not? Look there at your brother-in-law.
Isn't he scared?
I am so beautiful.
Of course.
Brother-in-law, you are becoming weak day by day.
Have you stopped eating food?
Yes, I have left it. Now I just tolerate cursing.
-What did you say? -Sorry, sorry.
Great brother-in-law, in one scolding, you apologized.
You've taken a wrong birth.
Forget it. Go and get boiled milk for my brother.
Rascal...
-What did you say? -Okay, dear brother-in-law.
That is what I said.
If I thrash you
then you will start speaking respectfully and also your teeth will break.
What happened?
Sister, there are too many insects in the house.
All day long they keep biting.
-Get them treated. -No problem.
Make sure that my brother faces no problems in this house.
Go to market tomorrow and get a powder to kill these insects.
Rascal, does not leave.
-Hey! -What?
-No... -What?
I was suggesting what is the need to pamper the insects?
Today, they are asking for powder and tomorrow would ask for cream.
Then they will ask for lipstick.
Whatever they may ask, but now get what we are asking for.
-Yes. -Okay, as you say.
If my brother gets angry...
Yes.
If you were not my sister's husband but that of someone else
then I would have taught him a lesson.
Don't get angry. Don't.
Mother, father has become weak now.
He is not strong as he used to be.
Yes, true.
You never know when shall I die.
Father, don't say this.
We will try our best and will not let anything happen to you.
Brother, I told you that father is coughing, he has TB.
Mosquito has bit his butt, he has dengue.
No, his kidneys have failed.
No, one of his kidneys is good.
One? Second?
Had sold the second one. For payment of tractor's installment.
Do I have one kidney?
No, we were joking to make you feel fine. You will not go anywhere, father
What do you feel?
Nonsense, I am not talking about dying.
I was saying you never know when I would go to Thailand.
-Thailand? -Yes.
Has father gone crazy?
-Aren't you ashamed? -Aren't you ashamed?
-At this age? -I am going for Farmer's fair.
Is farmer's fair held in Thailand?
Why? Don't people eat food there? Isn't there farming done?
Is farmer's fair held in Thailand?
Wow!
Boys, see your father holds Farmer's fair in Thailand even now.
Mother, you have no idea under the pretext of farming, he would sell his land.
Fools, keep quiet. What nonsense are you talking?
Come to the point.
Point. Farming is an important point.
Discuss about Ruby's marriage.
Daddy, he has chosen a boy for Ruby.
Come dear.
Were you talking about me? I just heard my name being discussed.
Ruby, your brother has found a boy for marriage for you.
-Tomorrow we are going to meet him. -Yes.
Again, you are talking about my marriage?
Why do you want to separate me from you all.
Dear, who can keep daughters at home?
One day they must get married.
Why? Isn't this my house?
No, this is your house.
You are just saying it for name's sake.
I meant to say that you will not get married to boy you love.
You will get married to a boy whom I love.
I mean the one whom I choose.
Your brothers and father want to know if you love someone.
-Why? -We want to thrash him.
Our elder sister did love marriage and made a big Jija ji sit on our head.
We cannot afford that kind of Jija for the second time.
This time we will get a Jija of our choice.
The one who understands us and our feelings.
And does not threaten Ruby to send her back to parents' house repeatedly.
And he should follow me.
-And should eat food in his house. -Yes.
Yes.
-So, we now agree on this point. -Yes.
Why are you talking like TV?
Just like use it first and then believe in it.
Do you agree or not?
-Of course, I agree. -Do you agree or not?
Are you asking me or telling me?
We are telling you. Now you tell.
Brother, you are older, explain everything clearly.
Okay. Thanks for this opportunity.
Ruby, love marriage is not good.
Because love marriage is not arranged.
Our sister married this.
So, you will not do love marriage.
-Arranged marriage. -Yes.
What kind of English is this?
That of sports quota.
Oh my God!
Mother has become emotional.
Take this. No evil eyes should fall on you.
Ruby, they have chosen a boy for you.
They are sending marriage proposal there.
-Listen. -Yes.
Whenever we go to meet the boy,
we should take a mature and intelligent person with us.
That means you do not consider us intelligent.
You are young and immature. But you are mature.
Your Jija is mature than me.
Jija is mature?
When you have a jija then you must consider him mature.
-I found it. -What?
I got a package in 999.
Chandrakanta. Enough.
Listen.
Whose buffalo is left lose?
I have come from gym. Do I look like a buffalo to you?
Before marriage you used to say that I am your life.
Even today you are my life, Rano.
Oh!
And to hell with such a life.
When you make such a sound
it feels as if buffalo is making a sound when she is thirsty.
Here, drink water.
I have my own water bottle.
It is not a water bottle but Pexpo's tumbler.
Cold water remains cold in this and hot water remains hot.
And it looks so beautiful.
Okay. My brother's have chosen a NRI boy for Ruby.
Tomorrow they are going to their house with marriage proposal.
They had called and asked me to send Jija ji.
After 12 years he came home and got ashes.
My sister-in-law is getting married and I am excited about it.
My sister-in-law is so beautiful that I am most excited.
He is Kaala.
What is his name?
His name is Kaala.
Brother, you could have at least kept a better name.
The boy has a permanent residency in England.
If he is permanent then England must have given him double residency.
You too ask them something.
I do a lot of hard work.
My complexion is sure to get dark.
What can we do of complexion? It is either black or white.
You agree that there are two colors, black and white.
But where is the other color.
There are not just two colors. There are many other colors as well.
Blue, yellow, pink...
Are you Lallari?
5-6 years ago I was, and then married their sister.
Strange, you did not tell us that you are Lallari.
We thought you were Pradhan and got her married.
I was Pradhan, that of Lallari union.
Jija ji, whose head you have been?
I am head of all the unions that don't have a head.
Jija union, press union, Lallari union.
Beggar union.
Who is he?
Come on tell them.
He is our Jija ji.
Okay.
-That is it. -He is our dear Jija Ji.
The more we praise him, the more it is.
Hey!
Leave all this. Have some snacks.
My son got them packed with his hands.
You got it packed very well.
Every person cannot get it packed this way.
After Taj Mahal, this thing has been packed beautifully.
We shall get your hands chopped off so that no one else gets it packed.
What work do you do?
I do work.
I know you do work but what work do you do.
That of car...
Stop. Stay away.
What was this?
This is the work I do.
If you drive the car, your work will be over in the car.
Do you have your own showroom?
No, I wipe the cars and make them shine.
I do work of car wash.
So, you have car wash.
Very soon, I will become owner of cars.
Of course, younger brother.
Keep working hard.
One day you will lose hope.
How much money do you earn?
Around 4lakh Indian rupee.
Oh no, Jija ji.
Oh no.
He earns 4lakh, ruby will also earn something.
Both of them together will run the house smoothly.
Kaala used to get many marriage proposals from England.
But we both were sure
that we will get our son married to a well-educated girl from Punjab.
You are right.
A person's real income is not complexion but his earnings.
Yes.
We like the boy as well as his earnings.
It is yes from my side and brother, I suppose you will also say yes.
I have a request.
The way you wash cars, wash your face as well.
In one and a half month, your complexion will become fair.
Eat some sweet.
Brother, this savory.
But he is like a sweet. Come on have it.
Brother-in-law, we shall keep meeting now.
-Congratulations. -Many congratulations.
Rano, Rano...
Yes.
You seem to be very happy.
Of course I will be happy.
My younger sister got engaged in such a nice family.
I shall fulfill all my wishes.
You will fulfill all your wishes only if we go to attend the wedding.
What do you mean?
I have understood the meaning now.
Your brothers did not finalize the proposal after asking me.
They confirmed the proposal and then told me.
-How does it bother you? -It does not matter.
I am president of Jija union.
What will they say? To hell with you.
You are controlled by your brothers-in-law.
Then?
A lot has been spoiled.
-What does that mean? -It has broken.
Don't say like this, dear.
I dreamt in the morning that you bought a diamond necklace for me.
And dreams of morning always come true.
If the dreams of morning turned out to be true
then you would be dead and your bones in Kiratpur Sahib.
You are a very hopeless person.
I am repenting marrying you.
It would be better that I married a demon.
You would have married a demon,
but blood relations do not get married to each other.
Sir, I am in great pain.
What has happened?
You know that my wife and brother-in-law has made my life hell.
I am like a servant in my house.
This is very wrong.
I had prayed to God that I would get a good wife.
Then.
Now my wife is right at every point.
Give me a solution, sir.
I cannot tolerate it more.
Look Jassi,
if a thief gets scared from a lock and jija
from his brother-in-law then they are dead.
A brother-in-law is a rascal,
so why did you get scared from him.
Slap your brother-in-law and the echo of the slap
should be heard till far.
No, sir. I will not be able to do this.
Then there is only one solution to set brother-in-law right.
Alcohol.
It is better to drink and live rather living a suffocated life.
No, sir. It is written on the bottle that drinking alcohol is injurious to health.
It is just written
that it is injurious to health.
-But... -No ifs and buts.
If you want to drink it tomorrow,
then drink it today and drink it immediately.
Come on,
drink it at one go remembering your wife's pain.
Have one more peg.
Hey, are you drunk?
Yes. Did I spend your father's money to drink?
How dare you bring my father in between?
I drank peg in the name of your brother.
He has stuck to me.
He told me to put cream in milk. Can he digest?
The world fears my brother.
Is he a generator that people fear him?
Rascal...
Hey, if you say another word about my family, then I would behave worst.
Go and look yourself in the mirror. There is really no one worse than you.
What did you say to the beauty queen?
Keep quiet. If the fairies hear they will thrash you, fatso.
I followed diet for you.
Why didn't you become thin?
I followed diet but diet did not follow me back.
So I unfollowed it.
Don't talk nonsense. Aren't you ashamed?
You make your husband do work.
I think you will not change like this. I will teach you a lesson.
I will tell you the address of the hospital.
I think you will be set right by thrashing.
Keep quiet. Do not awaken the animal in me.
Let the mouse in you awaken.
What? How dare you call me mouse?
Yes, mouse.
Just wait. I shall call my brother.
Brother...
your sister is in pain. Where are you?
What happened?
Brother, he thrashed me hard.
-He? -Yes.
Get a side.
How dare you?
If you have the courage then slap my brother.
Wait for a minute.
If you have the courage then slap him.
Wait...
-Goon... -Yes.
I would thrash him easily.
You are a goon.
How dare you thrash her?
-Let me see if you can hit me. -Yes.
You slapped goon Billa.
-Yes. -How dare you slap me?
Like this.
Brother-in-law, I am sparing you because of my sister
otherwise I would make you lied own and thrash you hard.
What did you say? Will you thrash me?
Listen, I said I would thrash.
Dare not. Dare not try to dominate me.
No. Ask him to be quiet.
I am going to be like this.
Okay. No.
-Apologize to me. -Get back.
-Apologize. -Sorry.
-Sorry, brother-in-law. -Sorry.
Forgive me.
Let's go before he slaps again.
Why did you call us?
Why am I feeling that you have stopped valuing me?
No, Jija. It is just your imagination. We have never done that.
-Yes. -Brother.
We have never done. How did you feel that?
That is what I am asking you.
How do we know? You tell us.
You finalized ruby's marriage and then asked me.
You did not ask me before hand and then finalized the engagement.
-How does it matter? -Yes.
Isn't there any difference between
shooting someone after asking his mistake and shooting someone before his mistake.
Now tell me how do we atone this mistake of ours?
Break the engagement.
-What are you saying? -Break the engagement.
What are you saying?
Can't you understand? Break the engagement.
How can we break it, Jija ji?
It isn't a politician's promise that we can break.
We have promised them.
Don't get your sister married.
This isn't Tipu Sultan's promise that cannot be broken.
Step back from your words.
Intellectuals have said that the tongue is for eating food.
Who has said this?
I said this.
Are you intellectual?
Am I not intellectual?
Rascals, who is more intellectual than me?
Who is more intellectual?
Jija ji, we will lose a very good proposal.
You may get your sister married.
Haven't you given me your sister in marriage?
If you want your sister to remain fine then break this engagement.
Jija ji, have you married our sister or kidnapped her?
Break the engagement. Talk lovingly with us.
What will we tell them?
Tell them that our Jija does not agree.
He is wrong.
-What? -Forgive us.
Who are you to break my son's engagement?
Jija. Jija ji.
Jija ji, the world calls me Mangal.
What to say of the world? It keeps on saying something.
Mangal is my name.
Obviously, the world would call you by that name.
What is there to feel bad about it?
I wanted to know what is the flaw in my son?
Flaw? Tel me what qualities does that car cleaner have?
You are trying to insult my dear son.
I am not trying to insult him but is insulting him.
Your son is not someone great.
No one can wash cars like my son in England.
Ask him to stop washing cars and start washing his face.
Now you are making fun of my son's dark complexion.
Dark complexion was still acceptable but his complexion is like that of brinjal.
What will our daughter say?
Let the foreigners stay away, my sardar is purple?
Brother, there is a time to joke.
We don't have any time fixed for joking.
If you have any time fixed then I shall come at that time and make fun.
You do not know our family.
Don't know your family?
Don't you belong to the family in which the mother was murdered?
Yes, she was murdered. Son what?
And your father was hanged because of that murder.
Will we have relation with such a family
in which face is that brinjal color and also the deeds?
We would have given it a thought if the deeds were black.
You do not know me.
You must be a fool going from house to house shouting.
Mr. Fool, will you have tea?
-No. -Will you have water?
-No. -What will you take to leave?
You may go.
This house is mine. You must leave.
Go.
Result of 12th std and jija of officers always win.
Jija ji.
Why are you wearing same shirts?
Jija ji, it shows our brotherhood.
What brotherhood?
You wear underpants made from left over piece of father's kurta.
Wasn't there more cloth left?
Why?
You should have got a flag made to show brotherhood.
Leave this.
Dear, we broke the engagement as you had suggested.
You had to break.
He has not face to Jija union members.
You should have shown your face. It is so big.
What do you mean?
Not only the size but is such a handsome face.
Your face is so handsome, jija.
Keep it safe in the refrigerator.
Watching movie with a lover and making fun of Jija always costs dearly.
Get Ruby married as soon as possible.
I am so eagerly waiting to wear Lehnga.
Yes, sister.
And I shall make a reel of you and brother on the song,
"buy me an expensive lehnga, my dear."
No point.
She may buy expensive lehnga but people will feel she has bought from sale.
Leave it then.
Don't say such a thing.
My daughter is very innocent.
Go and leave her in the cowshed.
Jija ji, now we will do the engagement according to your sweet will.
You must talk to the family of the boy you choose and fix the engagement.
Do whatever you all wish to as soon as possible.
Festivals are coming up and then we will not get time.
Jija ji, he has saved your name as name of festival.
Why?
He says that jija is like a festival.
We need to celebrate it every day.
Jija ji.
Jija ji, she is joking. You know her habit.
She is a little...you know it.
Jija ji, jija ji...
Okay, Rano, I will leave.
No, no... please keep sitting. Don't do this.
She is joking. She is a little dumb.
Jija ji, we convince you as if it is white collar job.
Collar? Job?
What kind of job is this?
I agree at one point we had work of press but that does not mean you make fun of me.
Jija ji, white collar job means high officials, government officer job.
Then it is fine.
Jija ji, shall we start looking out for boys?
Do we have your permission?
-Yes, I give permission. -But it is our helplessness.
Yes, we will start.
Why aren't you picking up my phone, bro?
Why aren't you?
Hey, whom have you called?
Brother, it is just a song. A hit song.
I am a rapper... yo.
We are not going to give our sister in marriage to someone who shakes so much.
Jija ji, are you shaken?
Whom have you called a shaker?
If I sit on you, you will not be able to move all your life.
Brother, I think you did not understand the song.
Let me sing a decent one.
Yo, yo... I am son of five rivers. I am son of five rivers.
They way you are jumping and moving, you don't seem to be outcome of one person.
You tell me then?
Tell me this way or that. Tell me this way or that.
This way or that way but you get out now.
Get out.
Go.
Yo!
-Greetings. What is your name? -Q.
Because we wish to know as we are getting into a relation with you.
I am telling you that my name is Q sen.
-Okay. -Okay, who is the boy among you?
Dear, we are finding a boy for our sister.
Forget about our sister, let us first find a boy for him.
I like both of you.
I am finding a marriage proposal for my sister-in-law.
And not entertainment for our brothers-in-law.
Okay then shall I fly and go?
Myself Joginder Singh. I am a sportsman.
Sportsman? Look here. The coach is sitting here.
You brought a marriage proposal as soon as you left.
What do you play?
-WWF. -What?
I am a fighter. I fight.
He is a fighter that is why seems to be undernourished.
My very small brother,
you should be playing a better game.
Play with marbles and balls.
Do not play with our emotions.
He doesn't seem to be playing with marbles but instead seems to be eating sweets.
You have no idea how much I earn.
I earn so much that if you both are on one side,
even then 1-2 bundles of notes would remain out.
I earn so much.
Wow! You earn amazingly well.
Tell us, shall we make him your brother-in-law?
Hey, did you get your sister married to him?
-Yes. -To hell with you.
People have brother-in-law and I shall have a bull.
If I have a relation with him then I will get crushed if he puts his arm on me.
How much more do you want to get crushed?
Rascals, are you calling boys to be chosen for the girl or to get me insulted?
Jija ji, we had called them for the girl.
Rest is our deeds.
We got jija's insult in bonus.
You may leave.
Get lost.
My name is Kishori Lal Yadav Singh Dhillon.
Your eyes show that you have drugs.
-I say it with pride. -What?
We do.
What?
We have a problem then.
But I have no problem at all.
Nowadays you may know that lucky people drink.
Your girl may also enjoy sitting with me.
We are not interested in getting our sister married to an addict.
Okay, I will leave.
Today Jatt has to do spray on crops.
Don't spray the entire but keep some.
-Why? -For you to drink.
So that this kind of face does not trouble others.
We met so many boys but did not like any.
What will happen of my beautiful Punjab?
Young men who belonged here were handsome and intelligent.
Girls, you may become Kareena or Katrina, but playing javelin and wrestling...
You should be in a match to give commentary.
Those who give commentary are like diamonds.
Where did the diamonds go?
Why are they not found?
With great difficult we found a marriage proposal but Jija ji...
But Jija ji, what?
-But jija jai... -But jija ji...
But what?
He must speak in everything.
Jija ji I was saying that you have sharp eyes and can judge a person well.
Of course I can do that. They are two.
It was a joke. Laugh.
Okay. Come to the point.
The point is that jija ji, I don't think we will be able to find a boy.
Let us find a boy on marriage. com
Shall I check? I have an account.
-Check. -Yes.
You are married and you have an account on this.
Your other bank accounts do not work. I shall at least make this account.
There is a difference between a bank account and social media account.
Delete it.
Let me follow it.
Son, why do you stop her?
Whatever is made, let it remain.
Don't worry, dear. What is this?
Mother, it is just like a blue card.
-Then make it for your father. -Yes.
It is not a ration card that we make it for father.
There is a list of boys in that.
How can it happen that other than us someone else finds the ring?
Are our fingers broken?
Jija ji, not a ring but 1.5tola bangle would be needed for you.
Enough. Enough of search.
I have found a boy for Rubi.
I will call him. You all meet him and say yes.
Dear, shouldn't we meet the boy before saying yes.
Yes and then we will discuss whether to say yes or no.
Okay, so you will discuss.
That means you do not have faith on me.
No. No.
Why am I sitting here then?
I shall leave. You keep your daughter with you.
No, no, keep sitting.
What is my fault in this?
Your fault is that you are his wife.
Sir, you always say the wrong thing and gets angry very quickly.
Jija ji, stay chill. Please.
-Yes. -You must drink coolant.
Call the boy.
Who is the boy?
He is my distant relative.
How distant?
He is my sworn in aunt's sworn in sister-in-law's sworn in brother.
He is dumb. He cannot speak.
How can we get our sister married to a dumb person?
No. No.
The sister of dumb person's neighbor is that boy.
Jija ji, today I came to know how can you speak so much.
I will call the boy.
-Call him. -Meet him, and say yes.
What is your name?
Gagandeep Singh.
What do you do?
I just finished my BE degree
and next month I am joining a multi-national company.
Amazing.
The boy is going to be an officer.
But he still hasn't joined, jija ji.
Can't we wait till he joins?
Your advice is good.
Thank you.
Who all are there in your family?
Jija ji, if you do not have to listen to our advice then why do you take it?
I will surely take your advice but will not adhere to it.
Why?
It is a duty of true jija to insult brothers-in-law.
Dear, you did not tell me who al are there in your family?
My mother has expired and father is an officer in electricity department.
Amazing. The boy's father is also an officer.
Jija ji, father may or may not be an officer but we like the boy.
Say yes. Isn't it?
Call everyone and take everyone's suggestion.
-Suggestion? -No, no...
It is your suggestion and we should tell it to everyone.
We are taking your permission.
-You want to call family members? -Yes.
Call them.
-Pammi... -Mother...
-Come... -Everyone.
Yes, what do you think about the boy?
Boy.
I like the boy.
We like him, jija ji.
He is nice and everyone liked him.
I called the boy.
How can a jatt's choice be wrong?
Dear,
tell your father that we are coming to meet him tomorrow.
I shall make you member of Jija union.
I pray that my brothers-in-law become your brothers-in-law as well.
-Isn't it brothers-in-law? -Yes.
-You are acute boy. -Yes, very nice.
Yes, nice boy.
He is acute boy.
-Amazing. -God bless you.
Hey, I am the main Jija.
-Yes. -I would say no to the boy.
Our dear jija. Don't worry.
Hold on to our dear jija ji.
Our dear jija ji.
-This is our family. -Okay.
"Listen, my dear sister. We shall tie auspicious hangings on your hand."
"Your brothers are standing here to fulfill your desires."
"Listen, my dear sister. We shall tie auspicious hangings on your hand."
"Your brothers are standing here to fulfill your desires."
"The groom with veil of flowers will take you in palanquin."
"And the promise will be fulfilled. And the promise will be fulfilled."
"The bangles will make a sound."
"And the color of the mehndi will be deep."
"You must be sitting to take nuptial rounds and mother is happy for you."
"We are there for you so don't take any tension."
"There will be nothing lacking in the wedding."
"We are there for you so don't take any tension."
"There will be nothing lacking in the wedding."
"It was good when father pampered you."
"Don't leave any dream unfulfilled."
"The bangles will make a sound."
"And the color of the mehndi will be deep."
"You must be sitting to take nuptial rounds and mother is happy for you."
I am Gagan's father.
He told me that you were coming.
This is something nice. Have some cold drink.
Where is the cold drink?
Not cold drink but the drink that is kept closer to you.
Take this.
This is water.
Cold drink is injurious to health.
Your health seems to be in danger.
No, not at all.
I am taking swimming classes for last three months.
But your weight has not reduced by 100gms.
That is what I am thinking.
Where are you taking the classes?
-Online. -What?
That is why there is no change.
Have biscuits.
Gagan, you opened a new packet?
I could not find the old packet.
Cream biscuits are kept on the fridge.
You should have picked it up from there.
Otherwise, they would get stale.
Have it.
I have already taken two.
It is my duty. Take it.
Divide it.
This is total 8.
We had come to talk about Gagan.
I will talk about Gagan.
He went to attend wedding yesterday.
And gave tip of Rs. 50 to the waiter.
he came home and told me. I was about to get an attack.
I went in the car and found the waiter after 1.5hours.
And begged him to return Rs. 50.
I suffered a loss.
How come?
I burnt petrol of the car worth Rs. 150.
How will I account for it?
We have come with a marriage proposal for Gagan.
With which mouth shall we talk about marriage?
With this mouth.
Both brothers of the girl are officers.
Sister-in-law is a revenue officer.
They have enough land.
That is why we brought the girl with us.
If the proposal materializes, we shall give auspicious gift to the boy.
Is there any problem in giving?
There is no problem.
Then the matter is done.
You brought the girl with you and of course will give car in dowry.
Then there is no problem.
Give auspicious gift.
First you give.
The boy, girl and the auspicious gift is going to come back here.
That is why you give the auspicious gift.
This is the tradition.
Tradition?
Tradition? I do not keep cash.
Dear, is Google pay working?
Yes.
Mine does not work.
You give the gift.
No problem, you give the gift first.
Jija ji, first you did not see the boy, but now see him nicely.
Only then we will give gift.
I saw him. He is very nice. Give him the gift.
-Let us take permission from the girl. -Yes.
As you say, brother.
I will never go against your decision.
Very good. I brough you here.
I burnt the petrol and you will do as brothers-in-law say.
Very good. I like it.
Gagan, keep brothers-in-law under control like this.
Jija ji, if you don't want to listen to us then why did you bring us along.
Are we spare?
Absolutely right. Go away, brothers-in-law.
I like it.
Gagan, keep brothers-in-law under control like this.
Give him the gift.
Hey, are you both happy?
Yes.
I agree sir. Dominance should be like Jung Bahadur.
Let's open the bottle in the name of this forced relationship.
Wow!
By spoiling my sister's life you are planning to do party.
You also enjoy the party by drinking some sips.
Leave it, sir.
Intellectuals say that when three come together the work does not happen.
No, not three come together to spoil the work
but when jija does something the work is going to be wrong.
You are talking too much.
Why did you get Rubi engaged with stingy people?
It was my wish.
Tell me, what problem do you have with this engagement.
Gagan's father is stingy and not Gagan.
A boy like Gagan is difficult to find.
Did you find Gagan with difficulty?
-No. -So, you found him.
You have spoiled life of Rubi.
Listen to me. go and wash utensils otherwise I might thrash you.
You go and get the bottle.
Tell me one thing, when did you buy this cap?
Jija instigated me.
If he was not my Jija I would make him my brother-in-law.
His name is Jung Bahadur.
It is better you go and fight at the border but instead he is fighting with us.
We do not understand that how will our sister survive in that house.
They are very stingy people. It is difficult to believe.
If you are not happy with this engagement then why don't you say it.
We said it but he was not ready to listen.
You are right. He eats many chapatis.
I was tired of kneading the dough.
-Oh God. -I kneaded the dough again.
Listen to me, swear upon me if you tell anyone.
I will not spare you.
I will not.
Listen to me. why don't you explain him with love.
He might agree.
Love? Should we kiss and explain him?
Jija ji, break this engagement.
Do it, you might get benefitted.
Not a kiss but a big kiss I would have to give.
You are right.
You know, my father also did not like you.
Did he kiss me?
Don't talk nonsense.
He knew that the boy is a sportsman
and he feared bthat he might run away with the girl before marriage.
I know your father.
He asked me how many people will come in marriage procession?
I told him around 50 people.
He said even 50 will come from our side.
Further he said you eat food and come qnd get it packed for us as well.
He is such a stingy person.
Dare not call my father stingy.
It was just slip of tongue.
I did not want to say it but I just said it.
You go on the sofa today.
Today on sofa?
Don't talk nonsense, I meant I will sleep on bed and you will sleep on sofa.
Get lost.
Why are you walking?
This is my house. Can't I even walk?
My house? No one listens to you in the house.
I am walking.
More than you my reels are viral.
Okay, to hell with your reels.
I am worried about my sister.
That her youth and old age might get spoiled.
Why would it get spoiled?
Her in-laws are very stingy. Very, very stingy.
Really?
-Is there a number in stinginess? -Yes.
What might be our number then?
I will thrash you.
If I slap you then you will be finding doctor in the middle of the night.
Sorry, by mistake I shouted at you.
I am tensed.
If my sister needs doctor in the middle of the night, will they call the doctor.
Are you so tensed? Let's go and find one now.
What are you saying? Will you go in these clothes?
Hello, my outfit is most viral. You know.
-Really? -Yes.
28 people have seen it.
My brain will burst.
I can't wear suit in the middle of the night.
I get skin allergy.
If this continues then you might get slapped as well.
What?
I am sorry, I shouted at you again.
I am very worried.
Sister of two officers got married in such a stingy family.
What is this?
It is reel to be uploaded at 10. I forgot to upload it.
Oh God, your reels and jija ji has sucked the blood out of us.
Hello, excuse me.
Don't say anything about my reels.
You are worried about your reels and head is paining.
I am worried about the disgrace.
If the marriage takes place we will be insulted.
Do you know my mother says
that often great people have been disgraced at the beginning.
Okay. Is your mother great?
Yes.
Then she must be disgraced as well.
-What? -I was saying that I am worried
that jija ji has taken the wrong decision.
Why are you taking tension?
Jija ji must have taken a thoughtful decision.
You don't understand.
Jija ji is getting our sister married there so that he has an upper hand.
I feel like holding jija ji... I will not be able to hold him.
Why are you sad?
It is a happy moment so be happy.
Our Rubi has got engaged.
There is nothing to be happy about this engagement.
Should we dance?
[Indistinct Chatter]
the marriage proposal is not acceptable to us. Does not feel good.
Tell us clearly as to what happened?
The main thing is that we did not like the father of the boy.
You have to get her married to the boy and not to the boy's father.
After marriage the boy's father will stay with them or will they leve him?
We have finalized the marriage but we're worried about our dear sister.
Who will take care of her expenses.
I can manage my expenses.
What are you all talking?
Leave everything else...
Heart should be clear.
You can sing songs later. First come to the point.
What is the point? You did not like the boy.
-Yes. -No...
The boy is 100 times better than the previous jija.
-He is honest. -And also sweet.
You are praising the boy less and insulting jija more.
-Shouldn't we do? -What?
Collaboration.
Mr. Coach throw that hard ball on her head.
Rubi, you say. Do you like the boy?
I cannot go against my brothers.
Whether they leave me in jungles or on mountains.
Or push me in the well.
Girl, we will never push you in the well.
But now if you break this engagement then your jija will leave Rano here.
Getting one sister married you will break the marriage of another one.
Sister-in-law, why are you thinking of so far in future?
You all do not get upset because of me.
I will stay happy there.
Listen.
Let's make a plan that will harm no one.
Why do you want to do that?
Keep quiet. This is a proverb. Intellectuals have said this.
Whatever it is, no one can tolerate pain when it is inevitable.
Why do we need to do that?
She is thinking of something else.
You tell your plan.
The thing is that we all shall give money to the boy's father.
Why?
He is a greedy person. He will be happy with it.
We will say that the girl refused.
What if he tells this thing to jija?
No, he will not tell to jija.
He is greedy. He will be happy with 5lakh.
Whatever you wish to do
jija should not be aware of it and Rano should not come back to this house.
Uncle,
if the slipper is fixed, wear it.
We want to touch your feet.
My new relatives, when did you come?
Since long we were ringing the bell. You did not open the door.
Sorry. I got the bell disconnected.
Whosoever comes keeps on ringing the bell.
The electricity bill comes more than the relatives.
Uncle, you have disconnected the bell.
Remove the switch and sell it. It will be sold for Rs. 10-20.
Very good. I like it.
After selling switch I will get some money and that can be used for son's wedding.
-Look. -Show.
-I mean listen. -Tell me.
I will show you.
Here.
This is 5lakh.
5lakh.
The relatives are so intelligent that they came to give dowry before wedding.
This is not dowry but bribe.
We are giving you 5lakh to break the engagement of your son with our sister.
Do you think I will be sold for 5lakh?
No, Rs. 150 is enough for you.
We have given 5lakh for ourselves.
So that people say that two brothers gave 5lakh to break their sister's engagement.
One more thing.
This matter should not reach our jija at all.
Neither to anyone nor to your jija.
No one will come to know.
Hail to...
Come on salute Jagdev Singh.
Sit down.
I signaled myself to sit. You keep standing.
Hey...
We got the right tip.
Black money.
You were caught black handed.
No, I had applied dye so this is its color.
Dye? Only on your moustaches.
And not on beard.
The cost is three times more on beard.
-What cost? -With this much a person looks young.
-Oh! Young? -Yes.
You have relay maintained your beard well.
You have worked so hard to maintain youth.
Now it is duty of police to maintain your youth.
Spend 4-5 years with police.
Where sir? At the farmhouse?
Not farmhouse but jail.
Jail with us.
I will not feel good in the jail.
What are we here for?
We will help you feel good.
We will make you sit and eat.
And will hit you by making you lie down.
Someone has given you wrong tip.
They brought the bag.
This bag.
As if we do not know you.
He does not give money when someone asks for.
Even if he leaves the house, he would snatch change from us.
And you are making them sit with you here.
Hey!
Listen to a story.
Once there was a beggar.
Excuse me sir, we do not know English.
I am sorry.
Once there was a beggar.
Sir, we do not know Hindi.
Okay, I am sorry.
[Regional Language]
We do not know Kannad as well.
-Let's talk in Punajbi. -Yes.
Once a beggar came to a house.
He said in the name of Allah, give me something.
He took out the cycle. And made him sit on it.
And said do you want anything more.
This was a joke.
Let's go to police station now.
Follow me.
Sir, can we divide this equally.
Amazing. What a thought?
Even in black money you want it to be divided equally.
In fact, you should have given me whole
and then requested me to give you some.
I would have thought of giving you something.
Come to police station.
Sir, we are very honest.
Shall I make you talk to DSP madam?
And said do you want anything more.
What name have you taken?
Get a side.
Really, can I really talk to DSP madam?
Yes, she is our relative.
Are you joking?
No, sir.
Are you kidding?
No, sir. She knows my aunt very well.
I am trying for last 4-5 years.
One day I secretly picked up the phone number from madam's table.
Madam said idiot, aren't you ashamed?
Throw the phone number.
Like 11th std students don't you know the number?
What kind of police are you?
I understood a little.
Then I followed on Instagram.
Oh!
The moment I followed her, she blocked me.
Leaving Instagram, I followed her on Snapchat.
I sent on snapchat.
She made a slip.
Sir, who cuts a slip on snapchat.
After clicking a selfie I had to write miss you.
Instead of m I wrote k.
What kind of person is he?
Madam is mature and so are you.
You should have told her directly.
Yes.
I tried many times.
Whenever I tried to tell her my feelings,
her husband was with her.
Sir, when madam is married, why are you trying.
Everything is fair in love and war.
This is nice.
This is new. You did not say it earlier.
-Yes. -Sure.
-Yes. -Yes.
You are so sweet.
You will make me talk to her.
-Yes, done. Sure. -Done, sir.
-Sure. -Done, sir.
You are so sweet, nice and have innocent face.
If I hadn't worn a police uniform,
I would have forgiven 100n murders of yours.
But I am honest towards my duty.
-You shall get equal punishment. -Sir...
You must go to jail. The tip was right.
Sir, but who gave you the tip.
I will tell you who gave me the tip.
Who is this rascal.
Not a rascal but Jija.
You did not faith one me.
That you came to break this engagement with money.
Jija ji, what could we do?
You have made our life hell.
You are like a dead snake around our neck.
You are getting this engagement so that your control over us remains.
Because of you we saw stars during the day.
I think because of you we will go to jail as well.
Now we will not fear you, you swimming in empty well.
Now we have our brother with you.
Now we will not fear you.
He is our elder brother.
Hey.
They are so sweet, honest and full of humor children are cursing you.
Take the curse. One or two like them are needed in the city.
Not one or two in the city but in every house.
How will our work go on?
We need many goons behind one honest person.
You are a burden on earth. The more we curse you is less.
Enough, brother.
Rubi.
I cannot hear anything else about jija ji.
Rubi, you do not know anything. You are very innocent.
I know everything
but you do not know that this boy was not jija ji's choice but it was mine.
-No, Rubi, no. -No, jija ji, please.
Let me tell the truth.
You all were against love marriage.
I thought if I told you about love marriage you all will create a scene.
We decided to take help of jija ji.
Yes, Rubi, what important thing you want to tell me.
It is about both of us.
Both of you?
Jija ji, I don't want to get married there.
Why?
Because we both want to get married.
We love each other.
Oh, you Heer.
It is Ranjha.
I know.
I also know that Ranjha lifted Heer's cow dung cakes.
Not that of Heer but of her buffaloes.
Dear, lovers like Heera are always before marriage.
After that they become buffaloes.
Forget joking, we really love each other.
Keep loving.
Who says it is necessary to get married to love each other.
I have only married my wife but I love my ex.
Jija ji...
You.
Please help us.
Why doesn't she tell her family that she wants to marry you?
Because my family is against love marriage.
I ask one of you and both give the answer.
I must do something for you both.
Brother, I agree there was lies in our plan.
But we truly love each other.
However my dad is I promise that he will keep Rubi always happy.
All this is fine but jija ji, how did you come to know all this.
Because when you were talking about giving money to Gagan's father, I told him.
Jija ji, we shouldn't have thought bad about you and curse you.
History is witness to the fact that when a person does something good,
the world usually curses him.
You said an amazing thing.
I have realized it for the first time that this is the reason we are cursed.
In future I will not do anything good.
I have never heard about this before.
Thank you for sharing this.
No problem, this is fake police.
That is why I was wondering how did passport size police come here.
This is not fake but real police.
I begged to them and called them here.
Jija ji, you too beg in front of someone?
I only beg in front of one person and that is he, my jija ji.
He is enough for me.
Forgive us jija's jija ji.
Rano, your dream has come out to be true.
Really? What has happened to your mother?
Hey, wasn't it your dream that your sister should get married to a nice person.
I have found a very nice person for her.
I don't understand with what mouth I should thank you?
Of course with this mouth or you will bring another mouth to thank me.
No.
-Thank me. -Thank you.
Sister, jija ji has really helped us to finalize this proposal.
I love Gagan a lot.
Really? Unnecessarily I thought of him to be bad.
I had no idea that your jija ji is so helpful.
Jija ji is very helpful.
He has solved a very big problem.
Where problems are big, jija is always standing there.
Appreciate this.
Amazing, amazing...
Result of 12th std and jija of officers if good can be of use.
Jija ji...
Amazing, amazing...
"He is very loving... jija ji."
"He is a gem of the house... jija ji."
"He is the support of our sister... jija ji."
"Give money to brothers-in-law... jija ji."
"Jija ji..."
"Welcome jija ji..."
"Jija ji is surrounded by sisters-in-law."
"Look how happy he is."
"I swear look how he is without our sister."
"Jija ji is surrounded by sisters-in-law."
"Look how happy he is."
"I swear look how he is without our sister."
"Our homes are connected now...jija ji."
"Jija ji..."
"Welcome jija ji..."
"You are like a gol gappa, jija ji."
"Our sister is like spicy paste."
"We have kept her as a queen."
"And you must also keep her like that."
"You are like a gol gappa, jija ji."
"Our sister is like spicy paste."
"We have kept her as a queen."
"And you must also keep her like that."
"That day will be lucky when you will play children in your lap."
"Welcome jija ji..."