Sector five harvesting will conclude in ten minutes.
You heard him! Ten minutes!
Deposit all crops before curfew.
Let's go. No slacking.
Get back in here!
Daniel, you dead idiot.
They told you to stay out of the deep end.
Dude, where you been?
I got us a contract.
*** off!
We're both about to *** off.
Four years, and then we get two acres of pristine beach
front OC property as our reward.
"The female has been assigned to domestic work.
The male, food service"? We gotta do four years of this shit?
We've been stuck in these fields since we were kids.
Did you not hear what I said about beach front property?
Once we're done,
it's blue skies and yellow sands for the rest of our lives.
What about Adrian?
Come on. Adrian?
It doesn't mean anything. We're just having a little fun.
I know. We share a wall.
Do you two *** ever shut up?
Don't have me report you.
Mind your *** business, Tobin.
- No one even likes you! - We will shove these up your urethra, Tobin!
Why're you even talking?
Come on, man.
We're packing our bags and we're getting out.
Do I get a say in this at all, or what? Huh?
What are you gonna say, ***head?
That you're not interested in a better life?
That you don't wanna be happy?
You seriously wanna spend the rest of your days
becoming shriveled up and useless like Tobin?
I heard that.
- We wanted you to hear it! - She wanted you to hear it!
Okay, let's do it.
But you're finishing off our work for the rest of the day.
Done. Pick 'em up, ***head.
***. My head.
Quiet?
Why are we here?
No, we're okay.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
He left a note.
"The Astral-nauts of Store M-I-S-zero-zero-four
have left this ruined world
to ascend to our new home on the Two-ringed Planet.
I, Zachary, await an escape pod for my mortal flesh.
Please do not move me."
See? They ascended. We're good.
Fine. I'll take out the leftovers.
Come on, Zach.
His bones feel like spaghetti.
You're lucky I got you outta Topeka.
Stone almost smoked your ass, right?
Ow, what's that for?
I had him! That was my kill!
Who? Stone?
Are you delusional?
When I saw you, your car was sideways,
and you were covered with blood.
Matter of fact, you're still bleeding.
At least he's dead. Right?
Stone? Yeah!
Maybe. Now that I think of it, no.
What the ***, John?
I was busy trying to get your ass out of that amusement park alive!
The fact that we're both standin' here,
I think I made the right call.
It wasn't your call to make.
Says the *** who poisoned me!
And I told you not to come back for me!
- Well, I ignored that! - Why?
'Cause it was a stupid *** thing to say.
- Well, you're *** stupid! - Well, so are you!
Wait-- Um. Do you think something's about to happen?
Because it definitely is.
- It's been a while since I-- - Why do you talk so much?
Ugh. Oh, nasty!
- Giselle, you majestic ***. - Hi.
It has been forever!
Oh, my God.
I love your earrings.
I treated myself to a new necklace too.
Idiot didn't finish her chores.
Oh, my God, I'm starving.
I want a number one. No bun, fries.
Atkins. Right?
Yeah, I'll need the large fries with it.
There you go.
Can I help you?
Hello?
I totally can see you holding the tray.
May I have your attention please?
Excuse me, everyone.
I was just informed there's an active shooter nearby.
Yes, another one.
Now we're totally safe,
but as a precaution, we will be locking down.
Now, until we get the all clear,
please enjoy endless Shooting Star Fries, on the house.
Oh, my God. I totally will. Yes.
How're we doing, folks?
Can I get you some more fries?
That would be awesome. Thanks so much.
Well, that complicates things.
Hey. You're awake.
Where you goin'?
I... I gotta go.
Are you seriously going back to him?
You don't understand.
Bye.
Goddamn balls!
Next time you see Stone,
he'll give you a bullet enema if you're lucky.
Not if I give him one first.
Yeah. Like you will get within ten miles of Officer Psychopath
after the shit you've pulled.
What was that?
Shit. We need to get inside right now.
That's a Watkyn storm.
Well, badass, what's the plan?
Only a complete idiot would go out in this.
Isn't that your car out there?
Ah! ***! Oh, shit!
Evelyn!
Man, he runs weird.
Shit! Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!
Oh! Jesus!
Oh, Zachary.
This is why you shouldn't join cults.
Ah! *** me.
I fell on my burn.
That's what I get for saving your life.
Oh, good, thank you.
This is why I tell you to drink less water.
Just go!
Missed you too, little bunny.
You holdin' up okay?
No one even comes back here.
Come on. It's been three years.
Let me hear that annoying ass voice of yours.
Please?
It's, it's me.
See?
They can't take everything away.
See. You're still the same annoying pest
who's great at slicing tree fruit
and even better at making Tobin feel like a piece of shit.
Hey. Hey.
You know, when my manager isn't looking,
I fart on his lunch. Yeah. Yeah.
But I'm not talking like a one-cheek squeak.
I'm talking like a full bullhorn *** blast.
There you are. There you are!
Jesus! These morons!
I gotta get everything mysel--
The hell are you two doin' back here?
You're not allowed here.
Oh, your keeper's not gonna be happy.
Don't touch her!
Know your place.
How dare you sp--
Oh, we are not done.
All of them lies! Lies!
It's okay, everyone.
Reapers should be here any moment. I hope.
You promised me!
I gave you four years!
Where's my beach? My freedom?
That contract is bullshit!
All of this is bullshit!
Well, that was stressful.
Anyhoo, lockdown's lifted. You're all free to go.
And please, grab a Black Hole Burger for the road.
Just you wait.
Just give me the napkin.
N-No. I don't want your help.
You need it.
Do I?
Show you...
You've done this before, haven't you?
What is a Watkyn storm, anyway?
Ah.
A nuclear plant in Watkyn Harbor exploded when the power went out.
Poisoned the atmosphere.
Further east you go, the worse it gets.
So, we just gotta wait it out a while.
How long is a while?
Oh, my God.
Ah, lucky shot.
- Really? - Hmm.
You wanna make it interesting?
Okay...
I sink it,
I get to ask you whatever I want.
You sink it, same deal.
Fine. You go first.
You ***.
You played me.
Me? No, that was just luck.
But since you lost,
what's the coolest place you've ever been?
Are you seriously not gonna ask me my first name?
- Oh shit, wait, no-- - Nope.
Disneyland.
What's that?
You never heard of Disneyland?
I went there when I was a kid before the fall.
Lots of kids did.
It had a castle, rides, princesses, Mickey Mouse.
Why did this mouse have a name? Why was he so special?
Excuse me. Mickey was very cool.
He had a snappy little tux. And he gave very good hugs.
You hugged a giant mouse? That's disgusting.
I would never take a child to this land of monsters.
It was the happiest place on earth, ***.
Let me guess, the coolest place you've ever been is up your own ass.
Ah, ah, ah. Play the game.
The Container Store.
The Container Store?
Yes.
Picture a store full of plastic containers, dispensers.
Big, small, all different colors.
When I get my own spot in New San Francisco,
everything is gonna have its own place to go.
Do you own anything of value?
Uh-uh, you already asked your question.
ow it's my turn.
What do you mean you've never stepped in the ocean?
I never have, and never will.
What? Why?
Ghosts.
The ghosts in the ocean?
There aren't any *** ghosts in the ocean!
Have you been to the ocean? It's dark, man.
Look, the shadows are the perfect breeding ground for spirits.
And have you ever heard of ghost ships?
Who the *** do you think are pilotin' those ships? Dolphins?
You *** dunce.
You don't have to laugh, man.
Yes, I do!
That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Next, you're gonna tell me you believe in life on other planets.
Oh, *** off!
Not aliens like this, but come on,
you mean to tell me that
you think we're the only ones in the whole universe? Just us?
That's a sad way of thinking if you ask me.
You'd rather believe in aliens.
I'd rather believe we're not in it alone.
Oh, well, we're not alone 'cause you know, ocean ghosts.
Have you ever been to the bottom of the ocean? Or space?
Not lately.
So, you don't know what's out there, do you?
- I'll give you that. - Thank you.
I never saw a Watkyn storm before today, obviously.
But I've never seen a llama and a goat
in the same room, at the same time.
And if we're being honest,
- I think they're the same animal! - Think they're the same animal!
I've never broken my arm.
I've never ridden a bicycle.
I've never seen snow.
I've never seen a baby pigeon.
I've never *** in a ball pit.
Twice.
Neither have I.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
No, no, no, no. no, no. Not on the right. Left. Left.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Yeah! Oh! Yeah!
You know what it was?
It was that *** teeth.
You know? Like, they would've been okay on somebody else's face.
A bigger face.
Anyway, Adrian was the last person that I had sex with and...
it just wasn't very good.
What? The teeth got in the way?
Think about it.
- Oh! - Yes, they did.
Hey, you were right.
I should have thanked you.
Thank me for what? Savin' your ass? Or crushing that ass.
Gross!
Look, I was thinkin', um...
Uh, I'm sorry.
Is John Doe, the motormouth, actually tongue-tied?
Oh, my goodness.
Come on, man.
Spit it out! You're giving me blue balls.
You should come with me.
What?
Do this delivery with me.
Look, the only reason we've made it this far,
is because we've had each other.
I can't.
Wha-- No, we could be partners.
Partners? What would I get out of being your partner?
What d'you get?
You'd get this.
T-This delivery gets me into New San Francisco.
It could get you in too.
You could have a better life on the inside.
- Security, safety-- - No.
I've been on the inside.
I know what it's like.
No, no, no. New San Francisco is different than the O.C.
You don't know that.
I do. I've seen it with my own eyes.
You really think you know everything, don't you?
Well, in this case, I do.
I can't come with you.
Hey. Okay, okay, okay.
Look, even if you go back to Stone,
and even if you succeed in killing him,
which you won't, by the way--
*** you, I won't.
There'll always be another Stone.
And another and another. Trust me, it's not worth it.
You don't understand.
I've spent decades dealing with guys just like Stone.
You think he's the only crazy *** out here?
I don't want that life anymore.
That's why I'm doing this to find a better one.
There's nothing better.
I tried to find something better and I got my brother killed!
Look, you're carrying too much.
The jacket, your guilt.
You can't carry around the,
the burden of your brother for the rest of your life!
Well, that's easy for you to say. You never had a brother.
You never had anyone.
Well, at least I'm not a stubborn *** with a death wish
because she's feeling sorry for herself.
I don't feel sorry for myself.
Well, you could've fooled me.
You know what? I don't *** need this.
As soon as that storm's over, I'm gone.
Fine! You're slowing me down, anyway!
What are you lookin' at?
No, no, no!
So, I'm sick of looking at your shitty face!
But first, for my collection.
Good.
He's all yours.
What the--
I'm, I'm not leaving without you.
***head.
Thanks, Little Bunny.
I wanted a better life for us,
and this isn't it.
Let's go find one.
Stop moving!
I can't get comfortable.
Stop moving!
I can't sleep because of you!
Go to sleep!
I'm hungry.
***!
*** piece of shit.
God damn it. ***.
You stupid...
Dogshit. God.
*** piece of shit.
Come on.
***.
God damn it. Why won't this shit work?
Gas must be out.
I can help.
I don't need your help.
***!
You don't have to carry that alone.
Watch me!
Come on. You're gonna hurt yourself. Let--
I said I got it.
Quiet, you have to let go.
Can't just let go, John.
Yes, you can.
I can't.
How is it?
- It's good. - Yeah?
Yours?
I'm eating the same thing as you.
You were right.
We are not alone.
Told ya.
Damn.
Jello, Zachary...
you *** dork.
Hey, sleeping beauty.
I thought we were on a timeline.
Oh, it's "we" now.
Don't make it weird.
Anything you say. Partner.
So, New Chicago?
New Chicago.