Remember, baby, this is our first time at the Council.
Those *** are gonna try to railroad us
into taking a shit deal. Gotta be tough.
I am tough!
- [SLAPPING] - [GRUNTING]
This is Kreel, the scavenger I told you about,
from Rancho Cucamonga!
- [CHUCKLING] - Wow.
- That's my seat. - [SNIFFS]
Why don't you go, uh, *** off with your lipstick,
'cause the men need to talk shop.
- [LAUGHING] - Sorry, Boxer.
Still breakin' her in.
[SNAPPING FINGERS]
[CHAIR SQUEAKS]
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
[DOOR SHUTS, LAUGHING STOPS]
Well, don't just lurk in the shadows.
Come here.
You're with the new one, right?
Yeah, for now.
I'm Krista, by the way.
- Hey! - Can I have a swig of that?
- Thanks. - All right, let's get down to business.
Laur, you owe me a make-good from last month's trade.
What the ***? Half those shells were duds.
Yeah, that's my fault.
Derek spilled an entire can of Surge on them.
I'll just stop with the bullets and throw in some extra medical.
Anyone have any wide tampons?
Me.
But I want the batteries you've been holding onto for a rainy day.
I'm gonna need the tampons first.
Whoa, hold up.
I thought the guys out there were making the deals.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh!
We're the ones who make the real trades back here, babe.
Outside is just the monthly ***-measuring contest.
[CHUCKLING]
So, we go to open the door, right?
And I'm expecting to see a dead body, 'cause, the smell.
And you wouldn't guess what it was.
[FARTING]
Aw, come on!
That was, like, the most awesome fart, Jess!
[LAUGHING]
And this ***s so much.
Oh my god!
Okay, so I totally don't wanna kill you girls,
but Boxer said, um, that I have to.
It's a whole power play thing so he can control the supplies.
But just to be clear, I so do not wanna do this.
Oh, ***.
***, I don't want to.
But what if you didn't have to?
We put up with their *** for protection, right? But...
...look at us!
We're in the driver's seat.
Pedro said we can't drive.
- Well *** Pedro. - He loves to *** so much.
We make the deals.
We deserve so much more than just a seat at the table.
We deserve the whole goddamn room.
Or, do y'all just wanna be the ***
banished to the ladies' room forever?
All right. It's time to measure our ***.
Hiya!
So the ladies and I have been talking,
and we've all decided that we're dumping you.
Now, this is an amicable split, so...
we'll leave you children the baby food and take the rest.
- [SCOFFS] - Those are our terms. Take it or leave it.
You ungrateful *** can leave us,
but you try and take our supplies
and we'll *** kill you--
Anyone else have shit to say?
I think you're a ***.
[GUNS COCKING]
You're nothing without me.
I was your ride or die!
Well, the ride's over, so...
[GUNFIRE]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Oh...
God.
Oh...
[CLANGING]
Uh-- hey.
Hey!
- [SCREAMING] - Hi.
What the hell are you doin' here?
Don't worry about your pants.
I had to search you for weapons.
Only found one, small caliber.
So you escaped New San Francisco?
Hmm, impressive.
Or rather, it would be if you weren't a spy.
Spy? I'm not a spy.
Oh, playing dumb? Classic spy move.
You either start talking,
or mama's going to start tweaking
those pesky little pepperonis.
- [CACKLING] - [YELPING]
What the ***, Ashley?
You were supposed to come and get us when he woke up.
You meant, like, right away?
Ugh! Fine.
You used to be cool.
Oh. Quiet.
I'm so happy to see you.
Oh, I have so much to tell you.
New San Fran, it was a trap.
Raven tried to get me to play video games all day
so I could enter the tournament and win her her wish,
to help her creepy coma friend.
Um...
I'm happy to see you.
It's good to see you, too.
And I'm not the only one excited to see you.
Lionel, it's me.
Krista.
You must be confused. My name's John.
Right, your memory.
Sorry.
God, you look exactly the same.
Minus the braces.
How do you know I had braces?
I know because I'm your sister.
Huh.
Wow. Okay.
[CHUCKLING]
Uh, it's, uh...
[GRUNTING]
Well, it's, uh,
nice to meet you, again.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um.
Sorry.
Okay, okay.
[CLEARING THROAT]
So...
what's up with the masks?
[GRUNTING]
- We call ourselves the Dolls. - Let's go.
The divide between insiders and outsiders grows by the day.
So we fight to make things even Steven.
We're making real change.
Our numbers grow with every community that we free.
What started off with just four women became all this.
This should be your size.
You know all that from a weird hug?
Wasn't that weird.
Hey, baby, would you help me out of this?
My *** can't breathe.
Maybe later.
[CLEARING THROAT]
Here, try this on.
It'll go good with the pants.
So, catch me up on the last 20 years.
I want to know everything.
Well, you know, a little bit of this,
a little bit of that.
Milkmanning.
Had a cool car.
Met Quiet.
Here we are.
Uh, the scouts are back.
You want to be briefed now or...
Now's fine.
Seriously, John?
Your sister hasn't seen you in 20 years.
And the best you can come up with is milkmanning?
I thought I would feel some way,
shit, remember something, but I don't.
I look at my own sister and...
she's a complete stranger to me.
Just don't shut yourself off.
Just because you don't feel it now doesn't mean you never will.
Sure.
Come on.
I got someone you'll definitely remember.
- Oh. - [CHUCKLING]
Oh, you're a sight for sore eyes.
[LAUGHING]
He looks beautiful.
So since I've been gone,
it looks like you've made some changes...
...to the car.
I would call them upgrades, but, yeah.
Upgrades, right.
So has, uh, Roadkill had any new passengers since me?
A few.
Not that that's any of your business!
No, no. it's not. Your car, your call.
So what's a few, like, two? 12?
- John. - Okay, okay,
So you're not going to believe this,
but I found a place that we can go away to.
My grandfather, he had a family cabin.
It's remote as hell.
It's up in the Sierras, right? It's a lot of fishin' holes.
We can catch our own dinner.
Nobody'll find us. We'll be safe.
We could live together, just you and me.
[SCOFFING] I mean, if your posse
wants to come, they can sleep on the couch.
That's cool. [CHUCKLING]
That cabin sounds great, John.
- Yeah? - It does.
But I can't run away.
When I met up with the Dolls, I realized I've been
fighting against everything instead of...
...fighting for something.
I can't go with you because...
...I'm entering the tournament.
No, no, no.
That tournament is a guaranteed death sentence.
- Yeah, but if I win-- - Now we're dealing with ifs?
When I win,
I'm going to wish to bring down all the city walls.
Finally put insiders and outsiders on an even playing field.
It's bad out here, John, and it's getting worse.
You're going to be dealing with the most ruthless
and dangerous drivers in the country!
Maybe I'm the most ruthless, dangerous driver
- in the country. - [SCOFFS]
Oh, eat a shit! Is that so hard to believe?
I don't want you to die trying to prove it.
You can't just show up here after seven months
and start making decisions for me.
Oh, right. It ***s when people make decisions
- for you, right? - You know what?
I can't believe you're still mad about that.
You said all you ever wanted was to go inside.
You were about to give it up. You should be thanking me!
I should be thanking you for shooting me?
Which time? Cause it gets less and less cute.
[CLATTERING]
- Little ***! - Quiet!
If you think I'm gonna change my mind...
[SCOFFING] You don't even know me.
Hey, douche canoe.
You took that without asking,
Oh, Quiet. My B.
Ashley asked me to jimmy the door.
She locked her keys in it.
Again. Second time this month.
Yeah. Ashley is really flaky.
Except what's weird is this isn't actually her car.
A couple of the Dolls synced up on their periods.
The gauze is flyin' off the shelves like crazy.
Okay, you got me. I'm not a Doll.
No shit. When did you sneak in?
Yesterday. Look, I-- I'm so sorry.
But it's my baby brother. I left him at our camp
a few miles back, and he's really sick.
I mean, it's like blood in piss bad.
I swear, I only stole what I needed to...
Put him out of his misery.
Oh, okay, okay, let's take it easy.
I mean, we can handle this like adults, right?
Yeah. You know, I was thinking the same thing.
[GRUNTING]
So, are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?
Your brother is fine as hell.
I'm so glad you said something.
I'd make his face my car seat.
I wanna put his gearshift in my gas pipe.
- Eww! - Krista?
We need to talk.
Alone.
You brainwashed Quiet.
So, I don't know, um, un-brainwash her, now.
Wanna try that shit again?
No one barges into my tent and orders me around,
even if they're blood.
You can't let her enter that tournament!
We still haven't decided who's entering the tournament,
but yeah, she's a contender.
I know Quiet. She's not ready.
You knew Quiet, for a minute.
I've known Quiet for seven months.
Plus, the tournament was her idea.
- It was? - Yes.
We both know no one can brainwash that girl.
Even if I did agree with you,
which I don't, by the way, she would still do it.
You know I'm right. I can tell.
How?
'Cause Daddy used to make that same face
when he knew I was right, too.
I still can't believe you haven't asked about our parents.
I mean, don't you want to know what happened to them?
Is it a good story or a bad story?
Thanks. I'll pass.
Ugh!
Enjoy being a hypocrite much?
You Dolls steal all the time.
It's complicated, kid.
Hey, don't call me kid.
I'm Mayhem.
[SCOFFING]
You named yourself that, didn't you?
Wow, I'm really getting a lecture on names
from you, Quiet?
At least I didn't name myself.
It's a really bad idea that you're keeping me here, okay?
People are after me. Dangerous people.
And if they find me, you won't like it.
Oh, well, then you are free to go.
Hope those little arms are strong.
What? Come on.
You can't chop down a tree with this shit.
A bush maybe.
Well, you better get started.
Hey. Jeremy.
Nice to see another Y-chromosome around here.
Please don't try and bond with me.
- Yeah. - All right, listen up.
Calypso's tournament begins in a few days.
An opportunity to change everything for all of us.
- But it's a long shot. - No shit.
We need as many Dolls as possible
to continue our fight from here.
So...
we will send one Doll, and one Doll only.
If you want to be considered, stand your ass up.
I'm ready to take on any ***
who stands in my way until I get my wish.
Our wish.
Ashley, sit the *** down.
*** it, banana ***. I'm ready.
I'm drivin' too.
I, for one, think it's time for men's voices to take a backseat.
You can't drive. You're not a Doll.
[LAUGHING]
- You have something to say? - Oh, is that cool?
You know, because I'm not a Doll either.
So I just want to be clear on what the Doll rules are.
Unless...
well, wait.
Are you scared to drive up against... a man?
Because from over here,
it seems like you don't think you can beat him.
And if you can't,
well, then what makes you think you have a chance at this tournament?
Enough!
The toddler has a point.
We need to see who has what it takes,
against any competition.
And there's only one way to reach that conclusion.
It's a battle of hearts, wheels, and wits.
- Prepare for the dance of the-- - Dolls?
Did you...
...did you really just step on my line?
Are you really going to go this far to stop me?
You sound threatened. Afraid I'm gonna show you up?
Anything you can do, I can do backwards.
So think don't I.
God, you're such a dingus.
Hey, thanks for standing up for our gender.
Because of you, I'm throwing my hat in the ring, brother.
All right, ladies, let's gear up.
[GRUNTING]
[GROWLING]
Oh, *** me!
Hey!
I didn't think you'd be fighting for the cause
- after one afternoon. - I'm not.
I'm trying to keep Quiet from throwing her life away.
This is what I gotta do to stop her, then so be it.
Stop her?
Shit, you're going to watch that girl fly.
Try not to *** up Shrapnel too bad.
You name your car?
Yeah.
So...
...first person to cross the finish line... wins.
[CHEERING]
[ENGINES REVVING]
The winner will represent the Dolls in the tournament.
Now, who's ready to dance?
[CHEERING]
[ENGINES REVVING]
[GUNSHOT]
- [CHEERING] - [ENGINE SPUTTERING]
No, no! Go, go, go!
Okay. Okay, okay.
Is Jeremy *** crying again?
Maybe giving me a foot massage will cheer him up.
Jeremy!
Okay.
Oh, now you're doing my moves.
He probably thinks I learned this from him.
[ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING]
Time for some fireworks.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Whoa!
Get ready to eat my-- Oh shit!
- Nice try, John. - [TIRES SQUEALING]
Enjoy second place.
Shit!
[PAINTBALL GUNS FIRING]
Oh, come on, paint? Seriously?
Shit.
[GRUNTING]
Thanks for the wash.
I'm gonna *** win this thing!
Oh, no! No, shit!
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS]
***!
It's just us now.
Oh, hell no!
[ENGINE REVVING]
What the ***?
Come on! Come on, baby, come on!
- That's all you got? - Damn it.
No, not yet.
Ah-ah-ah, nice try.
Kiss my ass! [LAUGHS]
*** it.
[ENGINE SCREAMING]
Goddamn it, she's too fast.
Too fast!
[CHEERING]
- [TIRES SCREECHING] - Oh, shit!
Shit, shit, shit!
- Quiet. - [INDISTINCT COMMOTION]
Are you okay?
- Let me help you. - I'm fine, John.
- Are you okay? - I said I'm *** fine.
I don't need your help.
Ladies, get Roadkill to a garage.
She has a tournament to win, and she needs a makeover real bad.
[CHEERING]
Hey, where's the kid?
I don't know. Who cares?
[GROANS]
Where are you going?
That little shit has my best hatchet.
Told you she's the real deal.
Yeah, I see.
Mayhem!
You little shit!
I want my hatchet back!
Bring it back and maybe I won't kill you with it.
[TWIG SNAPS]
Just comin' to say congrats.
Thanks.
I spy a little ***.
What the hell are you doing here?
- Run! - [GROWLING]
[SNIFFING]
What the *** is this?
Look at these horny ***.
Not now.
You have something of mine.
- Girl stole from cave. - [GRUNTS]
- Our food! - [GRUNTS]
- Our cans! - [GRUNTS]
Girl must pay!
"Girl must p-pay." [CHUCKLES]
Hey, you guys are committed to the bit. I like it.
Make the girl pay all you want.
Take her back to your weird, inbred hole.
I don't care. I'm here for that hatchet.
All right, all right. Come on, guys.
Look, I'm John. This is Quiet.
Let me help the mood with a joke.
How about that?
Knock, knock.
Run!
- [GUNSHOT] - [YELPS]
Metal dog barks loud!
Yeah, yeah, fear the metal dog!
- [GUNSHOT] - [GRUNTING]
- You good? - We hiked all this way
and now we're fighting cave people?
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
No see! No see!
- Where the *** are my axes? - Quiet!
Holy shit.
I sure enough did not think that would work.
Looks like you learned a lot in those seven months.
So did you.
Where'd you learn to punch like that?
We had Mortal Kombat inside.
Well, thank God for whatever that is.
[CHUCKLES]
Is it weird to admit that was kind of fun?
Not weird at all.
It was nice to do it one last time.
Well, it doesn't have to be the last time.
Where's that gun? I'd like to put it in my mouth.
Thanks for having my back, John.
All right.
See you when the walls come down.
'Sup, Lionel?
Nothing. Just fighting cave people.
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I heard you and Quiet make quite the team.
Just like old times.
Must be tough to finally reunite with someone
only to find out that they're not the same person.
If only I could relate to that.
Look, I know you don't believe in our fight, but
those walls are the reason our parents are dead.
They're the reason Quiet's brother is dead.
So who are we to try and stop her from
doing something about that?
Look, I get it. You don't want her to die.
You can't save her.
All you can do is just
be there for her and have her back if she wants it.
Thanks.
So, how'd you get those braces off, huh?
- Good story or bad story? - Long story.
[CHUCKLES]
I got time.
- [HANDCUFFS CLICKING] - Oh, come on, really?
You're going to save me and then just leave me here to die?
You're staying here with the Dolls.
You might have been fine on your own before,
but your lying little ass almost got buried today.
- [SIGHS] - The Dolls will have your back.
Sometimes you need that more than anything.
What, like you and John?
No. No. That is very different.
I get it. I went through the same thing with my ex- husband.
- Your ex- husband? - Yeah.
Gene and I got hitched just after my first period.
God, that was a weird honeymoon.
- Was he your age? - No, no, he was much younger.
But then I realized I didn't need Gene.
So I am with you.
If you don't need John, dump him.
I mean, who wants a talkative old man around anyway?
- He is pretty old. - Yeah. What is he, like, 60?
- All right. - Seventy? 80?
Oh, come on, that was funny. We were bonding!
More Dolls entering the tournament?
Just some extra protection on my way up.
Look, I still think the tournament's a bad idea,
but obviously you don't need me.
You're a badass, Quiet. I'll be rooting for you.
Look, I was thinking...
[MUMBLING] Maybe you should come with me.
I'm sorry, did you just-- what?
You know what? Shut up!
Come with me.
Wouldn't want to cramp your style.
Uh, just to be crystal *** clear,
John Doe, I don't need your help to win.
Mmm-mmm.
I just want you by my side when I...
We do.
Let me check my schedule.
- You're lucky I'm available. - Ah!
All right, let's head out!
If you two are gonna win,
you're going to need some special weapons.
And the baddest, deadliest, most overpowered specials
can only be found in one place.
Diesel City.
[ENGINES REVVING]
[TRAY SLOT SLAMS]
[PAPER RUSTLES]
Will you drive, Mr. Grimm?
Yes.
[DEEPER VOICE] We will.