[upbeat music playing]
♪ Everything, everything is all right ♪
♪ Coloring, coloring outside lines ♪
-[Salvador] Let's cheers. -[Mallory] Thank you.
-Oh, let me get yours first, actually. -Thank you.
Yeah.
-[quietly] My God, it's so fucking hot. -I know.
-All right, we'll go straight back inside. -Sorry, I'm awkward sometimes in person.
No, it's all good. Yeah.
I was wondering if that was going on when we first saw each other.
Yeah.
Coming into Mexico, I was a little worried just because, um,
like, at the reveal, I definitely…
You know, I was in my head.
So, I think just letting him know
I reacted this way because this is not easy for me,
but it has nothing to do with who you are or how I feel about you.
I'm extremely attracted to him, so I never want him to think that I'm not.
I am very, like…
-I can be very awkward and… -I'll be awkward with you. I don't care.
I'm just… I'm a quirk… I'm just sometimes quirky
and a little awkward in person.
[Salvador] It's a lot. I want you to feel comfortable.
-Okay? I don't-- -Yeah.
And, honestly, Mal, like, I know this is really, really different.
Something that you… There's really nothing to compare it to.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah. -So, I get that. Okay?
Well, I appreciate you for that.
But I just wanna say it has nothing to do with you.
[Salvador] I understand.
I had a lot going on through my head too, when I first saw her.
And I think I was kind of taken aback by…
I don't know. Like, it was… It was just… It was just weird.
I was thinking about that a lot. I felt like our kiss was a little bit…
I felt like it was missing something, but I didn't take into perspective
how Mallory was feeling.
I just want you to know that I'm going through this with you too.
-Yeah. I appreciate that. -And, like… Yeah.
I told you in the pods and telling you now,
this is a safe space and always will be a safe space. Okay?
-So… [laughs] -Thank you. You're so sweet.
-And you look beautiful. -Thanks.
-You look so handsome. -Thank you.
-You're so handsome. -Man… Get outta here.
-My God. How cute you are! -Get outta here. All right.
[speaks Spanish]
You're so cute!
-Cheers. -To our first time in Mexico.
-Cheers.
Hmm!
So, who is this encarnac--?
Oh my God. You better stop.
♪ So, lately ♪
♪ Your love got me feeling so crazy ♪
♪ You're all that I need Yeah, you're all that I need ♪
[upbeat instrumental music plays]
So, what was your first impression when you seen't me?
-"Seen't me"? When you seen't me? -Yeah, when you saw me.
I was like, "Fuck, he's tall." [laughs] I said, "Fuck!"
It's not what I wanted, but it's fine. I'll take it.
-For real? -Yeah.
I was overthinking our height difference.
-Like, it was bad. -It's not that…
I mean, like, a whole 11 inches.
I kept saying, "I'm gonna have to wear heels during sex."
-You don't… [splutters] -Thank you.
[laughing] Jarrette is fucking huge.
He's taller than I typically want,
but I will adjust to the fact that he's 6'1,
and maybe I'll have back problems by the age of 30, but it's fine.
[laughs]
He's still him and I love his personality.
Oh!
-What? -Excuse me.
-What? -I got you something.
-What did you get me? -I got you something.
-You got me something? -Yes.
-Me? -Yeah.
What'd you get me?
What's-- [gasps]
-[Jarrette chuckles] -A fucking Polaroid camera!
Oh my God!
Are you serious?!
Oh, you don't know how excited I-- You don't know how much this means to me.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Please tell me you have… [gasps]
-[Jarrette] Yes. -I'm gonna lose my shit!
-Okay, I'm okay. I'm okay. -I love cameras. All right.
-[Jarrette laughs] -[Iyanna shrieks] Oh my God!
-Thank you. -[Jarrette] You're welcome.
The first pack of film, that's for the raunchy photos.
-Raunchy? Are we taking raunchy photos? -Rawr.
-Listen… -Know what? I'm down.
I'm not even gonna lie. I'm down.
-Gummi Bear. -Smile for the camera. Really?
-[chuckling] -[shutter clicks]
-I like that one. -You're so cute.
-[chuckles] -[pleasant music playing]
♪ I'm losing myself tonight ♪
-It is warm. -Yeah, so it is.
Oh my God. Warm as hell.
I thought I was gonna be too short. Like, "Oh God!"
-I was talking about the sun… -This is nice. Didn't wanna get…
["Ghost of Me" playing]
-Are you cold? -I'm cold.
-I feel good. -Ooh, this shit is…
I'm on my knees.
Look at you. [laughs]
♪ Before me like an arrow ♪
♪ You say it's impossible ♪
-[Jarrette] Girl, you be like, "Dang." -[Iyanna] Mm-hmm.
-[Jarrette speaking indistinctly] -[Iyanna laughs]
Being with him, I feel really comfortable. I feel protected.
I want to wait until we're married to actually have sex,
but I'm very attracted to him, so I'm like, "Fuck."
♪ And not make a ghost of me ♪5
["Love Me" plays]
♪ I saw the moon When I looked in your eyes ♪
♪ Maybe I'm going insane ♪
♪ But I just love the way you love me ♪
Being here, physically, with Shake, and bonding in this way,
has definitely enhanced my feelings for him.
When we started off this experience, Shake placed so much importance
on the physical aspect of the relationship.
And to me that was, like, really tough,
because when I was heavier, I didn't even love myself.
And this is the first time he's seeing me in a bikini. It's like,
will he find me that attractive? Will we have that physical connection?
But we definitely have that physical chemistry.
I'm so happy. I'm very happy.
-Yes! Yes! -[Deepti laughing]
Come on in.
[Deepti] Oh boy.
Nice.
Come in here. Come here.
["You Got What I Need" plays]
♪ Is it the way you look? ♪
♪ The way you make me feel? ♪
-Sure is nice. -It feels so great out here.
-It feels amazing. -Love it.
You got the wet hair look. Did you wanna hump?
-I think we're good together. -You're kind of tiny.
Kind of a tiny woman.
I think our babies are gonna be so cute and smart.
-Yeah. -[both chuckle]
I think we're both ready to commit to each other.
-And I'm excited to just… -What?
-Connect with you on all these levels. -Yeah.
All these levels. Mm-hmm.
[Deepti] Do you just wanna get married and just say fuck it?
-I, uh… -[Deepti chuckling]
-We have the rest of our lives. -Yeah.
-Right. Yeah. -Isn't that crazy?
-Are you excited? Are you happy? -I'm very happy.
-Are you? -Yeah.
But right now, I'm also just trying to take it… one hour at a time.
[Deepti] One hour at a time?
[Shake] Yeah.
[Indian accent] Are you excited to marry?
Yep. I'm on-- I'm on-- I'm on my way.
Definitely on my way.
-Organic and natural, baby. -Mm-hmm.
It's all organic and natural, right?
First night together, honestly, feelin' a little apprehensive
spending that physical time touching one another,
and I don't know if I'm feeling
the type of body connection that I wanted to feel.
There's things that I said, like,
"We're gonna get married, gonna have babies," and stuff like that,
and hearing that back from Deeps,
at times, it feels amazing to hear that,
but then at times, it feels really scary.
There's, like… just moments where I'm like, "Oh my God."
Maybe this is a little commitment phobia rearing its head.
Shouldn't be a huge deal.
♪ Always in my head ♪
[Deepti] It'll be hard to keep it PG-13 with you.
-[Shake] You think so? Yeah? -Yeah.
♪ Always, always in my head ♪
["There for You" plays]
♪ Wherever the wind blows ♪
[Shayne] Have a side you like sleeping on?
I like this side.
-Do you? -Yeah. Do you like this side?
Whatever. I'm a man of many things. We can do a lot of things differently.
I know about Shayne's nighttime routine.
He sleeps with the TV and eats in bed, and that's my worst nightmare.
So, um, we're gonna have to figure that out tonight. [chuckles]
You think I'll ever eat in my bed? Look at me. Nothing touches my bed.
I have white sheets at home.
-I love this ring so much. -I know. Me too.
I'm so glad you chose it. It's my favorite.
That makes me so happy. Here.
Oh yeah, baby.
If I'm being honest, I like a late-night snack
once in a while.
[both chuckle]
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
It takes me usually months to gain physical connection
with other guys, because I'm scared for them to see me naked.
But Nick, every single time that I'm around him,
I feel myself. And I feel more confident than I ever have.
Like, I'm so happy.
I am.
I'm, like, so happy. [groans]
♪ Wherever the wind blows ♪
♪ Wherever your mind goes ♪
Luckiest guy in the world. It's a big world. I'm the luckiest.
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
♪ Baby, you and I We've been here for a long time ♪
♪ Longer than we wished for ♪
So, I'm here in paradise by myself,
and it's not the same
without Shaina.
The fact that she's not here makes me so upset.
Shaina wasn't sure about me
after the proposal.
I know she wasn't, but I think I can change her mind about me.
Last night, I was taken aback.
Shaina decided that she should just end our trip early
and go home.
I need better communication from Shaina. She's a horrible communicator.
It's like, well, how do I even know you're alive?
I'm a little worried. I'm gonna have to adjust
a lot, I think, in order for us to move forward with our relationship.
Eventually, I'll get more confident physically around her. I'll grow on her.
Shaina is gonna be madly in love with me at the end of it.
Ready to get married.
-♪ I'm waking up ♪ -♪ I'm waking up ♪
♪ I'm waking up ♪
[Jarrette] I don't wanna get up.
[Iyanna grunts]
-Get off of me. -[laughing]
You take up too much of the bed, bro.
Look at this.
-Look at all… -Oh, shit, you really don't have no space.
My gosh.
I'm sorry.
-It's a bad first night impression. -[Iyanna laughing] Shut up.
I'm waking up next to my fiancée and it's the first time
I've actually been able to hold her while she was sleeping.
I was sitting there looking at her like, "Man, this girl is so beautiful."
That physical connection we have is as strong as our emotional connection
and it's only been one day.
I can kinda get used to this. You was cool at cuddling.
-I like cuddling with you. -'Cause…
At first, I was like, "He's so big!"
-"What the fuck?" -[laughs] He's so what?
[laughs] Man, shut up!
It's nice to wake up to somebody. It's nice to cuddle again.
I feel like I've known him for at least two years.
It's so weird, right?
This is what I wanted.
This is just… It's just what I wanted.
[chuckles]
Yep.
Whoo!
[Nick] Want me to sing to you?
I don't think that'd help. I feel like absolute trash.
[Danielle groans]
-Drink your electrolytes. -Yeah.
-[Nick] Little sips. -I'm trying.
Do you want more bread, or toast?
No, I ate one bite of bread, and threw it up immediately.
[Nick groans]
[Danielle] I just feel bad. I can't even drink the water.
You think you could be pregnant? [laughs] No, I'm kidding…
I'm pregnant already.
Can you imagine? "We're gonna wait five years."
-Discussed in the pods. -Yeah, for sure--
This would be karma, because I was making bets
on who would get pregnant on the trip.
-And it was never us. -Lemme tell you. You were…
Last night was awesome. Danielle is amazing.
I love her and… [in high voice] …we're physical.
[in normal voice] It's… That works too.
Twice, in three different places.
-Did we even eat last night? -We ate a lot.
-Right. We ordered two dinners. -I ate a lot.
Yeah. That really did me in.
It's in the harder times when you realize how good people are,
and the fact that he's patient, he's not acting upset
that I'm ruining a day of our vacation. That's huge.
I appreciate that.
What is this, our third day? Second day.
-Yeah, this is the third day… -Third day now.
This is the third day we've known each other in real life.
-…in person and here I am. -And here you are at your absolute worst.
-It's terrible. This is terrible. -And I haven't run for the hills yet.
-So, that's good. That's good. -You've still got time. Still got time.
[up-tempo music plays]
♪ This place is paradise ♪
♪ Paradise ♪
♪ If you want it to be paradise ♪
Good morning. Did you sleep okay?
Not really. You were making puppy noises all night.
[both laughing]
-I… -It was cute, though.
Okay. And that kept you up?
No, I was just tossing and turning.
It's crazy that we're engaged. I'm with you. This is wild.
It is crazy. Yeah.
[down-tempo music plays]
We kept things PG last night. Just a lot of cuddling, lots of talking,
and we're not ready to take that step yet.
Is it weird waking up next to me?
Gonna take some getting used to.
Uh, just being together in real life, I think.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm glad that we're taking things a little bit slower.
I think it's taking more getting used to to me than I initially thought.
Mm-hmm. There's no need to rush it.
I think Deeps is really awesome.
Personality-wise, ten out of ten.
Probably eleven out of ten, but… I don't know.
All right, it's time for coffee.
[Deepti] Go.
[Shake sighs]
In the pods, we had an amazing connection, but it's a purely emotional one,
and waking up… I don't know, it's hard to deny
that I don't really feel that kind of animalistic attraction.
And, obviously,
you don't judge a relationship by just one factor.
It's several, several different factors.
And so many of these factors are
so high in-- you know, in compatibility,
that I don't want to overthink
this one that isn't.
But that's just something I have to figure out right now.
-Yes. -Here we are. Look at this.
-On this huge bed, put it right there. -Wait. Okay, just don't spill.
Yeah. What have we got here? Nice.
I just need a straight IV tube of coffee.
-[Shayne] How'd you sleep? -Good.
-Yeah? -How did you sleep?
If I hear three alarms go off every morning,
there'll be a divorce happening pretty quickly.
[laughing]
[chuckling] Fuck you.
-It only went off twice. I know it did. -No, it went off three times.
-How do you know? Were you counting? -Yes, I was counting in my head.
-Wait, you were? -Yes.
Well, just get used to it. It's gonna be like that every day.
"I wanna wake up early," and then…
"Beep."
Ten minutes later… "Beep." Ten minutes later… "Beep."
And I'm like, "Oh my God. I…"
I know, and I was like, "I don't snooze…"
You said you don't snooze, yet you fucking click it three times
the first night together.
I didn't realize I was hitting the snooze…
You what? [chuckles lightly]
[kissing]
-Ew. -[Shayne chuckles]
[Natalie] I'm just kidding.
You know what? You're acting like a…
[Natalie] I think you're really hot.
-Like, temperature-wise. -Oh, thanks.
[both chuckle]
I had a lot of fun with Shayne last night. We just…
You know.
[Shayne grunts]
Enjoyed each other's company.
-What time did we fall asleep last night? -It was late, like 12:30.
We could've knocked boots a little longer, but…
-What's that mean? -You've never heard that saying?
-No. -[chuckles] It's… Never mind.
We explored each other's bodies well last night.
I didn't expect that from her. She's a little sassy.
Threw me a few curveballs. It was fun.
-[Natalie] We slept well together. -Yeah, we did well.
You did call my elbow pointy.
Well, you did sleep like this too.
You were modeling off your body in the middle of the night too.
[both chuckling]
I can't get close because your elbow's like a knife.
I don't know if you felt it,
but I was trying to get my feet in between yours for body heat,
but your subconscious state was not feeling it.
[Shayne laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[Salvador] Good morning.
[Mallory] Good morning. How are you feeling?
-[Salvador] How are you? -[laughing]
[Mallory] Stop.
[both laughing]
[Salvador] I had a lot of fun.
-Yeah, I feel good. -Yeah.
Yeah. [chuckles]
Last night was a lot of fun.
I was super nervous and awkward at first,
but then, yeah, we just… Um, you know.
We… We were having a good time.
I don't kiss and tell, but… [chuckles]
You know, he's… he's pretty suave, for sure.
I don't know. I feel like just to be on the safe side, you know, I would…
It would ease my mind probably to stop at the pharmacy.
[chuckling] Um…
Does this get in your way when you're sleeping?
No, it's definitely something you get used to.
-[Salvador] This hand is so much heavier. -[Mallory] Stop it.
-I'm just kidding. -Oh God. What?
-I did hear you snoring yesterday. -Oh my God. You're full of shit.
[chuckling] No, I mean it.
-I wouldn't lie about that. -Be quiet.
Sometimes I do, occasionally, but not a lot.
[Salvador] We have the whole day to ourselves. So,
we could go to the beach,
or we could just go explore the resort a little bit.
-All right… -Look at you.
-You're so cute. -What? What?
[soft instrumental music playing]
[Jarrette] Ready for these hands…
-You don't have feminine hands. -[Jarrette] …to be all up on you?
You wasn't expecting the full body massage, huh?
[laughing] The fuck…? For real, I can't stand you.
Iyanna wants to wait until marriage and I respect that.
Still gonna let her know I'm very affectionate, very intimate,
and there's different ways to show intimacy without sex.
So soft.
A good magician never tells his tricks.
♪ Give me your hand, you will be okay ♪
[Iyanna moans softly]
[Jarrette] Where's your most tense spots?
-[Iyanna] Tense? -Yeah.
[Iyanna] Mmm, everywhere. [laughs]
Definitely everywhere.
[Iyanna moans softly]
[kisses]
Okay, thanks.
-[Jarrette] Hope yours is as good as this. -[Iyanna] Shut up.
-[Jarrette] I got high expectations. -[Iyanna] Oh my God.
He was talking a lot of crap. He was like, "I have the best hands."
All right, we'll see. This massage got me a little hot.
I was like, "Okay. I'm a little sweaty."
[mutters playfully]
[laughing]
[chatting indistinctly]
I enjoy Jarrette to the fullest. He's hard to resist.
[Iyanna laughing]
Even more so when he's naked.
[laughing] He's really hard to resist.
I saw it all. [laughs]
It was nice.
You know. Yeah, real nice.
-Is that oil? -I got balm. You can't feel over here?
[Jarrette] I got some soft tissue, some hard tissue.
[Iyanna] Yeah.
I bet it didn't help you had keloids.
Yes, I don't know what it'd look like if I didn't have keloids…
[Iyanna, in playful accent] Ooh. I like-a this.
♪ You were heaven-sent down ♪
♪ I… I'm terrified ♪
♪ You could be the one ♪
[folksy music plays]
I can't wait for this.
[Natalie] This is our first date. Couldn't ask for a better place.
[Shayne] I know. This is legit paradise.
♪ Jump in, don't fight the feeling ♪
♪ We'll build ourselves a boat ♪
♪ Sail off into the evening ♪
♪ Go with the flow ♪
-[Natalie] Are you excited to sail? -I am excited.
-Have you been before? You haven't? -No, I have not.
Oh my gosh. Then this is gonna be so fun.
I can't wait. It's a nice little adrenaline rush for me. Have you?
-Yeah, I have. -Is it fun?
[Natalie] I know you're scared of it tipping, but we'll be okay.
[Shayne] Yeah, if I'm driving, it's a problem.
[Natalie] It'll be fun.
I'm gonna suffocate while I'm out on the water. There we go.
I think it looks good. Yeah. Okay. Perfect.
[Shayne] This is me and Natalie's first real date.
I couldn't picture a better way to do it. Just something fun and goofy and unique.
That's our personalities, and I feel like that's our relationship.
I knew I'd always have my Leo and Kate Winslet moment here on the water.
-You talking about the Titanic? Oh my God. -Yeah.
We'll remember this date the rest of our lives.
Okay, hold on.
♪ Black dress, just like a vision ♪
♪ You been dreaming up in your head ♪
♪ I am all your desires ♪
♪ Like a fire hot in your chest ♪
♪ I'm unbelievable Baby, believe it ♪
♪ It's inconceivable Wait till you see it ♪
All right, I'm starting to get seasick.
[Shayne groans]
When I got sick out there, she was very caring and very supportive,
asking me how I was doing and if I needed anything.
I'm just excited with Natalie, and I don't know how I got so lucky.
♪ Magic, superstition ♪
♪ Pay attention… ♪
[Shayne] You could tell me you'll always be there and care for me,
but today was the first example that she actually will be.
And I love that.
♪ I'm unbelievable Baby, believe it ♪
-[Shayne groans] -[Natalie] Are you okay?
-Are you sure? -[Shayne] I'm good. [sighs]
-[Natalie] That was really fun though. -It was fun.
You popped my sailing cherry and that'll never happen ever again.
-Was that the first and last time? -The first and that'll be the last.
-[Natalie] To never doing that again. -Cheers to that. Yes, that as well, yes.
But to hopefully many more of these fun vacations together.
-[Natalie] I hope so. -Yes. Cheers, darling.
♪ Oh ♪
I never thought this would happen.
You have a ring on your finger, my fiancée…
Yeah, it's crazy.
I haven't said the word "girlfriend" in four years,
but it's like, I'm so happy.
Me too.
You can love someone without seeing them, but I think there's…
I just love you so much more because you're beautiful too.
[chuckles]
Ow! You are beautiful though.
Oh my gosh, I think if you didn't look like you, I'd still feel the same.
-Do you think I'm pretty? -Do I think you're pretty?
-Think I'm pretty? -You fishing for compliments?
[Shayne] Mm-hmm.
-Not really. I'm just-- [chuckles] Yes. -See, honestly, it's so…
Stop doing that to me. I'm trying to have a conversation.
"Are you fishing for compliments?" Stop.
-Have a normal conversation. -Okay.
You're making it much harder than what it is.
[gasps]
You joke a lot.
-I do. You hate it. -It kinda gets a little old after a while.
-[softly] Oh my… -I know. Sorry, but it's true.
♪ La-la, la la-la, la la ♪
[Shake] Oh, this is beautiful.
[Iyanna gasps] Deepti!
-Yeah! -Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
What's up? What's up? [chuckles]
-Hey! -Hi!
What's up?
[laughing] Shayne's voice was kind of annoying.
-I'm Shayne. -Hi, Shayne!
-Oh my God. -It was really bro-ish.
I was like, "Couldn't live with this for the rest of my life. That's a no for me."
-Hey! -How are you?
Good!
Shayne stood out the most to me, 'cause he's such a ball of energy.
I think we would've had a really fun, cool type of relationship, honestly.
[men and women gasping]
-They're so cute! -Sallory! Sallory's in the house!
Okay. Do you s--
I don't know if Jarrette saw Mallory or not. I didn't look.
[chuckling]
-They're so cute. -[Natalie] Mal, your dress!
I have a girl crush on Mallory, so I don't think I'd be paying attention
if he's looking at her or not, 'cause I'm probably looking at her.
[Deepti] This is weird. It's so crazy to see all the couples together.
-Damn, everyone's so attractive. This is… -It's great.
Yeah.
Hello, hello, hello.
Welcome. Everyone looks so good.
-You guys enjoying your romantic getaway? -Yes.
-[clapping] -To you guys.
To you guys! Wow!
Hey.
-Who we got? Who is this? -[Jarrette] Oh, that's Nick.
-Hi, Nick, how are you? -You're solo?!
We broke up.
-No, I'm just kidding. She's… -What?
-Look at Shayne! Oh my God. -Yo, what?
She's under the weather. She got some sort of stomach bug.
-So, it's unfortunate. -Aww.
I hate bread. But I don't know what to do to make me feel better.
[Nick] Looks like you love bread from this standpoint.
No. I'm gonna throw it right back up. So…
-At least you're close to the toilet. -[Danielle] I can't move.
[Vanessa] Welcome to your romantic getaway.
It'll be romantic when her tummy feels better.
[Nick] Totally agree.
Congratulations on all your engagements.
-Cheers! -[Nick Lachey] Congrats, guys.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
[Nick Lachey] You guys fell in love, and found someone to marry
without ever seeing them.
[Vanessa] This is a chance to turn that emotional connection
into a physical one.
[Shayne chuckling]
Ladies, I would like you to meet the gentlemen, and gentlemen,
I'd like you to meet the ladies who you dated,
but did not propose to in the pods.
[dramatic music plays]
Soon we'll see how the realities of the material world, your looks,
your age, your background, maybe even seeing someone here
who you didn't choose…
You guys are four weeks away from your wedding.
Will you say, "I do" to the person you chose to marry sight unseen,
or will you walk away from that person forever?
Is love truly blind?
[music peaks]
[Nick Lachey] We certainly hope you prove it is.
Cheers to love, and happiness, and to all of you.
-[Nick Lachey] Cheers. Congrats. -[Nick] Thanks, guys.
[Vanessa] All right. Have fun.
-See y'all later. -[Nick Lachey] Enjoy!
[club music playing]
-But when you-- -[laughs] On my God!
-We really were excited to see Kyle. -He's not even here!
-Where the fuck are they? -What, who? Kyle and…
-It was a crash course with them. -I'm like, "Hold out."
-I'm upset. I wanna see 'em. -I'm upset. I'm really upset.
[Deepti laughs]
I wanted his celebrity-couple name, Shayne, to be Shaina.
I wanted him to be with Shaina just 'cause of that.
-Just 'cause of that. -I don't know what happened.
-What do you mean? Yeah. -Kyle and Shaina.
What could've happened
that was that bad enough for them to leave? Crazy.
-[sing-song] Shots! Shot! Shots! Shots! -Shots! Shot! Shots! Shots!
It's so awesome seeing,
honestly, what I feel like are my best friends right now.
-[Nick] Ladies, want a shot? -[Shake] Honorary shot for Danielle.
I'm just gonna say the elephant in the room. Cheers to Shaina.
-I mean… -[cackling]
-God! -[all laughing]
This… This is done!
My God, dude!
-Okay, cheers, guys. -Shanalie!
We came up with the name for you guys. Sallory.
-That's so funny. -I was saying 'Malvador'…
Or it's gonna be-- Malvador?
Seeing Sal was so amazing. I'm so happy for him and Mal.
He's exactly what I expected. Honestly.
He's such a calming soul to me.
Sal, did I tell you? If Shake and I don't work out,
he wants to marry you.
-[Jarrette] Just grab a cup. Grab-- -To all the exes!
[all cheering, exclaiming]
Mallory. We didn't talk very much. I just--
-I know! So nice to meet you! Yeah. -Happy to be here with you.
Cheers! How are you? I love your pug shirt.
Would you look at my lipstick? Is it still red?
Yeah. Yes! You want me to take care of that?
They're so cute.
Oh my God. I'm so happy to see Natalie and Shayne together.
The way that Shayne was described in the pods, Natalie is our Shayne.
Stop.
You always fuck up my lipstick.
Shayne and Natalie. Probably gonna get married.
How is it gonna go? Long term? It's gonna be wild.
-You look beautiful. -Really?
-You're the hottest one here. By far. -Shut up. Whatever.
-We all dated each other, so it's like… -I know. It's crazy.
At the end of the day, we're trying to find somebody
we really connect with.
-[Deepti] Connect with. Absolutely. -Yeah.
I love that. So, cheers to that. We're here for a reason.
Love that. I love that.
You have great teeth. Did you have braces?
-I've had braces, yeah. -Okay. Sorry. Keep going.
-What were you saying? -[laughs silently]
-Shake, what the fuck? -What?
My first impression of Natalie is
I thought this was a girl I kicked out of a club once.
I was DJing, and it was a girl that looked just like her
and she was being super annoying, and I thought that could've been Natalie,
but I'm thankful to find that it wasn't her.
I wanna have a great relationship with her.
-No, I'm self-conscious about my teeth. -You should be thrilled by your teeth.
-Just let those babies shine and you do. -Thanks.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[Jarrette] How did yesterday go?
-This is my home. -Amazing.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Were y'all nervous day one?
For Danielle and I, it was super anxious.
And in about five minutes, it was like, "Yeah, this is totally normal."
-Bro, what is that? You know what that is. -Camera, look at that.
-I was just scratching. -That's not a scratch mark.
-What is it?
-Looks like some lips to me. -No. But she did bite my lip.
-So bad that it bled. -Oh shit.
Yesterday she did it and I'm like, "You gotta stop. It was bleedin'."
"You bit it so hard."
-Okay, did anyone get intimate-- [laughs] -There's a lot going on.
Between both of us, I don't kiss and tell.
[Natalie] Don't be so coy, guys.
-I'm glad you're fucking happy. -Yeah, dude, I am.
I wish I was that coy. Maybe I'll say, "It's none of your business."
[all laughing]
But knowing Shayne, he's probably gonna be like, "You know…"
Trust me. I tried getting back on the sailboat.
Butt cheeks, hey now. She wasn't very graceful either.
She got on the sailboat and she was rolling like a potato on it--
-[Natalie] Excuse me?! Did you tell them-- -[Shayne laughs]
Fucking little--
If I was to say somebody would make it, probably say Shayne and Natalie.
I heard the potato thing.
[talking indistinctly]
They have really good chemistry,
so I feel like if anybody outside of me and Iyanna, they'll make it.
You seem like the kind of guy that like, flexes in the mirror.
Get the fuck… No, mirror on the top of… On the ceiling kinda guy. Yeah.
-Like old times. -To old times.
-Honestly… And then there were five. -How are you and Jarrette?
-Really good. -Good! You look really happy together.
-Yeah, so cute. -Thanks.
We're so fuckin' similar. That shit just translated over from the pods.
-100%. -That's amazing. Dude, happy for ya.
We were emotionally intimate. Lots of heavy cuddling.
-Good. -Yeah.
We decided we wanna wait and see shit out. We have lots of time.
-Cool. -That's good.
Yeah.
She's like the number one hype girl I could ever, ever, ever hope for.
Her?!
-No! Don't do that again. -[Jarrette laughs]
[Shake] All right? I won't tell you now.
So, she's like the number one hype girl.
-So fucking fun… -[Jarrette] Yeah.
I do not… I'm not physically attracted to her, man.
It feels like I'm with my aunt or something.
-[stifles laughter] -Don't laugh at that.
-You know? I didn't mean it as a joke. -That's funny.
She's fucking super fun. Super easy going and easy to get along with.
-Everybody fucking loves her. -I don't know. We'll see.
-Is anyone else getting bit? -How was the actual intimacy?
-It's good. -It was fire? Was it fire?
No. No, no, no, no.
-We get along great. -So what's the problem?
Physical attraction.
How is there not any intimacy with you and Deeps? I don't get it.
I thought that'd be fucking rock-solid easy.
You gotta try to keep an open mind with situations, I think.
-I want to see. -God, it makes me sad.
Yeah.
-Ours was lights out. -Yeah?
-It was lights out. It was… -I knew it. Nice.
It was fucking just, like…
If there was a video in that fucking place, we'd sell millions.
-Whoa. Maybe there is. -[cackles]
[indistinct chatter]
Awesome. Thank you so much. Thank you.
[Mallory] You seem nervous.
-Do you think I'm nervous? -Yeah. I can tell.
If I do ask for another one, pour me water. I'll thank you later.
-Fuck no! -I'm good.
-Pour him a shot of tequila. -Mallory's pretty beautiful. [laughs]
-She is. -I'm not gonna lie.
She is, but, you know--
I'm gonna tell Danielle as soon as I get back.
-Really? -Don't want her to get mad.
She's not gonna get mad. I'm kidding. Shock? Surprise? What did you think?
Just off her voice, I was like, "I know she's fine."
I just knew it from her voice. I know it.
Everyone here's beautiful,
but even sweaty, I think you're beautiful.
Thank you, my good man.
-You're not too shabby yourself. -I know.
-Is it weird that Mallory's here with Sal? -[Jarrette] No, it's not.
The weirdest part is I haven't gone up and said hi to her.
-Have you said anything to her? -No.
She hasn't done the same thing either, so…
Try standing between you two. It's fucking weird.
-Just be like… -I'm fine.
Just wish her well. That's all. Her and Sal.
Trust me.
[chuckles] Iyanna and Jarrette.
I want the best for them. He's a little standoffish against Mallory.
It's a little weird. Like, "I asked a girl to marry me."
"She said no, so I went to the second one." I… [scoffs]
Make it comfortable.
-It's okay. -Yeah, okay.
-I'll get in when I get in. It's okay. -I'm not gonna-- There it is.
What if she said she'd say yes? Would you have done it?
Man! Leave me alone.
[whispers] Hey, Shake, can I talk to her for two seconds?
[both] Yeah.
-[Shake] You know? -Just two seconds.
-So sorry. Sorry. -No…
[dramatic music playing]
-[Jarrette] How are you? -I mean…
Did I look like what you expected me to look like? I really--
Jarrette, I could see your fucking voice behind the goddamn wall. [chuckles]
Okay, JerBear. Was this what you expected? Probably not.
Yes. The dream that I had, I said, "dark, curly hair."
I've never cried… I cried so much.
That was the hardest thing I've ever done.
I had never been so caught off guard in my life.
I never thought that I was your number one.
-How? How did you not get that? -Never.
Every time we talked, I was just, like, "Mal Mal. Mal Mal."
-I was-- -Because that was the thing?
Who else called you a nickname? Who else gave you a nickname?
-I heard everything in the morning. -Y'all were shifting every day.
I connected with both of y'all for different reasons.
You're cool as fuck, man. I…
The connection we had was, like… so fucking genuine.
It was literally, from day one, I was just like…
-But that's my thing. -Bruh…
I was mad I never got to talk to you, like, really talk to you,
'cause you wouldn't.
-What do I say at that point? I'm just-- -You were like, "It's over!"
I was hurt as hell.
-No, you have your pride, like-- -I was hurt as hell.
I have a really hard thing with trust, so for me to only rely on someone's words…
-Words are so easy. You can lie. Actions… -Words just… Exactly. Exactly.
-I feel awkward as fuck. -Why?
'Cause I do. But that's just who I am.
I've never got that from you.
This is crazy.
Sal is a good one.
Sure. You guys are both amazing people.
You ready to get married?
[intense music plays]
-Wait a minute. Wait. Time out. -But it's--
-No. No, no, no, no, no. -But it's--
You've always been honest. Wait, what? Are you ready to get married?
[intense music builds]
Sal's a good guy. Is Sal somebody you'd go for outside of here?
Um, no.
-He's so, like… -I love Sal.
The thoughtfulness and, like, that.
I felt like…
I'm such a guy's girl.
-Hence why the fuck we connected. -Dude.
How did I not fucking see that shit?
Like, these are-- Like, I-- That's so import…
It is important to me. I fucking-- I wanna go catch a game. I wanna go…
But that's who I am. That's what I want.
-That's what I love. -It's easy.
-It's so easy. -Yeah.
But most men that are into sports and things like that,
or that connect me in that aspect, they don't put me in priority.
They don't know how to fucking be like, "Hey. You're a bad bitch."
"Let me just… You're beautiful. Let me do things for you."
"Let me… You're gorgeous."
-I knew that! -I need that.
But what's so fucking wild…
-I woulda did that. -I'm tired of, like…
I woulda did that.
You're amazing.
You guys were both fucking the shit.
Did you guys talk about this?
Sal talked to me, on my anniversary of my fucking…
He never mentioned your name.
I can't be mad that you had a strong connection with Sal. I…
-It's so hard. -I put my best foot forward.
I had made two strong-ass connections. Y'all were both right here.
-From day one. -Yeah. Listen, JerBear…
Mal Mal.
I feel like Sal and Mallory were not as close as they seem to be.
Honestly, I'm not completely convinced that it's all kosher.
-I had two connections. I told you. -Well, so did I. Well, so did I.
[somber music plays]
And how do you really feel?
-So, I was… I had these… -How the fuck do you really feel?
[interviewer] How are you feeling? You look a little, kinda bummed right now.
I felt some kind of way about Mallory when I first saw her.
[sniffles]
♪ Everything we, everything we have Feels like it ever was ♪
♪ But it's over now ♪
I don't know what was said, but I know she's not interested in me.
♪ It's over now ♪
And I want to go home.
That's all.
That's a nice ring. That's not the ring you wanted.
-Yeah. -You wanted gold.
-You wanted gold, yeah. -You're so funny.
You don't like that ring. I know you don't.
You like gold rings, don't you?
I do. [laughs]
-You know how I know? Because I asked. -Yeah.
[instrumental music builds, fades]
[rousing music plays]
♪ I wanna make it hurt ♪
♪ Make it hurt ♪
♪ Pretty little fires burn ♪