As you can see, we're standing outside Bank of Indians.
We've just learned that the bank's been overtaken by masked men.
Are they robbers? Their motives are unclear.
-It's Saturday… -Bomb Squad!
It's 11 a.m. and an estimated 75 to 100 people,
employees and customers
are being held hostage inside the bank.
As you can see,
the police have barricaded the street
and the force is present in large numbers,
but it's impossible to get any details
about the current situation inside.
I'm outside the bank
and we have ACP Akhilesh Aane of Mumbai Police with us
to tell us about the situation.
What can you tell us at the moment?
Uh… Firstly, let me tell you that there's no need to panic…
…as the police is here!
Thank you, sir. But can you tell us how many people are inside the bank
and who exactly are these masked men?
Well, some robbers seem to have have entered the bank.
And according to a few witnesses,
they're dressed up as saints.
While some say,
they're in animal masks.
Which animals, sir?
A horse or an elephant,
actually we aren't sure right now.
As you can see,
even the police don't know what this is.
Sir, my next question to you is…
That's enough, madam.
Please stop recording. Stop all of this.
That's enough now.
-Thank you! -We need to finish this…
Get going, stop this.
ONE HOUR EARLIER
Hey, kid, where's my tea?
Hey, kid, the food you serve us is tasteless.
Add some salt to your food, buddy!
Hello, Bank of Indians.
Yes, we're only open till 2:30 on Saturdays.
Be careful with his government issued firearm.
-Don't pester me. -Son! At least listen to me.
-Security! -Holy Moley!
I mean Praise the Lord!
You fool, control your mouth
or I'll lose control and end up cursing you.
Oh learned sir, is the curse restricted to him
or will we all get it's vibes?
Each of you will be cursed.
Everyone will be cursed.
The entire bank will be cursed.
Om heem kleem!
Move, idiot!
Security!
What is happening? What is all this nonsense?
Hey, who was that?
It's done, it's done, it's done.
-Now? -You're this way.
Take it, you take it too!
Hands up!
This bank has been kidnapped!
-What's wrong? -Why isn't the gun firing?
-Think mine's working? -I don't know.
-Should I fire to check? -Try.
Oh, my God! Gun! He's got a gun!
You stupid fools! Calm down.
Stop. Stop it!
-Why isn't it working? -Because in Feng Shui,
an elephant has to fire the gun, not a horse.
I told you, let me be the horse.
It would've fired for me.
If anyone gets to, it's me.
I'm can't breath in this mask
-and you're bugging me, too! -Please shut up!
It would've been better to get you guys donkey masks.
How can you be a horse? You're not stable.
Looks like I'll have to do everything myself.
Shut up! I'm having trouble breathing.
Everybody down! Down!
Down!
Not you two!
No, I was…
Meaning, we were…
Just showing them how to get down.
Thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Say hello to your new and improved, fresh and fragrant
bank Robber.
G-B-M-L-R.
Ganpati Bappa Morya! Let's rock!
-Excuse me? -Hey!
-What is it? -Sir, um…
I think maybe, you guys perhaps may have entered the wrong bank, sir.
Why? Is this a sperm bank?
If you're done laughing, can we start?
Go shut the main door.
Like 10 to 15 people have already escaped.
Shut it from inside.
It's a brand new gun.
And a gun is most dangerous in inexperienced hands.
Don't mess with me or this time I'll give you a real curse.
One with a bullet.
Long drive in my car
Full speed and far
We won't stop for anyone…
At least don't make me sit next to these people.
Oh, please.
Oh… Oh, trust me.
I am The Baba Sehgal.
Today's rappers use two "yo"s in their songs.
Me? I use only one yo!
Oyi!
Gende! It's him!
-Yo! -This baldy?
Baba Sehgal?
I'm going to go viral with this.
-Let's make one, quickly! -Yo. Man…
This 2G connection! Manager, where's the Wi-Fi switch?
Wi-Fi? Umm…
In my cabin.
Under my table.
-I'll be right back. -It's a red button.
Yo, brother! Should I rap something for you?
Missy so hot In the aerobics.
Wearing leotards. Very very very smart.
Shut up, idiot! Save your poems for that Baba fanboy, not me!
You didn't like it? Try another one.
Nobody says it. Neither will I.
How did you ever know? Hey bud, why why why?
Check it out, look it up. Look at her move, like a deer in a groove.
I'll hold her, flirt, and sing for her, she'll say…
I couldn't find the vault inside…
Oh my God!
Hey! Are you alright? What happened?
You're alright?
I'll get the mask, just breathe.
-Deep breaths. -Gulab!
Are you alright?
-Gendu! -Okay?
-Deep breaths. -Gendu!
-Move! -Hey!
Gendu, what happened to you?
Yo bro! It's normal.
You feel breathless while rapping!
Even if you're only listening?
I told you not to use the phone.
Give it here.
-I told you… -This was always the plan.
It's a trick. He made sure my mask was off.
So everyone sees my face.
-You couldn't breathe… -Wrong.
-What? -This is wrong!
-What are you saying? -One sec.
No, don't! Stop!
Wrong!
You can't do this!
You made him take off his mask so only we get caught?
-This is wrong. -God! God!
I can see a murder in my near future.
You Delhiites are so just so thankless!
Selfish idiots!
Oh, oh… If you have such a problem with us Delhiites,
why are we doing all your work?
Gulab. What's that area our cousins took over?
-What's it? -Lokhand-wala!
Let's go. Get some coffee.
-Let's not work for him! -Stupid!
And anyway, he is the real "Baba," you're the fake one!
You idiots!
Hey!
Take this.
Take this. And this too!
This is what you call Mumbai's spirit.
Now can we begin working?
Let's go!
Oi! We don't want to do a shabby job.
Let us do it our way!
One, two…
Don't forget to search everyone again.
Make sure there's no mobile phones,
clippers, keys, etc. on them.
Umm… Nine.
And everyone will move in groups of nine.
According to Feng Shui!
Stand straight!
-Sir! -Bro!
Bro, you seem like a decent man…
…so why are you doing all this?
Need a bypass surgery.
At such a young age?
Cut down on oil and butter, you'll be fine.
Not me! My dad needs a bypass.
First one?
I'll explain later.
Excuse me?
-Yes, ma'am? -What's the plan for people
who want to use the toilet?
Oi, take her to the loo!
Excuse me.
At least don't lock us in that room.
It's under construction. We'll suffocate.
Mr. Manager, you're not going anywhere for sure.
What do you mean?
Where's the safe?
Deepak Tijori's ears will be burning today, bro!
Oi, what is this nonsense? Move.
This… we can't take this.
Bappa's here.
This is Bappa's money.
We can't take this at all. God! God!
Bappa's money.
Bro, this is not Bappa, this is Bappi.
Look at this.
Not that, look at this. Bappa.
Bappa.
Hey! Bappa doesn't visit us.
Let's rock it, Gende!
No, no, no, please don't. God, god.
God!
Should I go in instead?
I'll check it out sir, wait here.
What are you doing? Don't.
Bro, where we're from, this is how we welcome guests.
Sakharam! Please take your time.
It's only an alarm.
Fatty! Oi, fatty!
Here, we call them just "cops."
Oi, cop! Oi, cop!
-Hey! -Yes?
-Is the bank being robbed? -Who told you that?
-We received a complaint a while ago. -Okay.
-Oh. -Bang.
-Hey!
-Oi, stop it! -Bang!
Sir, sir, he has a gun. Sir.
Sir, he has a gun sir!
Hello, control room.
Bank of Indians is being robbed.
Scared him!
God, god, god, god.
Swear on God and tell me,
you guys have pulled off a robbery before… right?
Right?
Save me God!
God, god, god, god, god!
Save me.
What happened Maharashtrian Usain Bolt?
Now see what happens…
God!
Why did you lie to me about the button. It wasn't for Wi-Fi.
Why did you do that?
This bank has been kidnapped.
Sir, he has a gun!
Hello, control room.
Bank of Indians is being robbed.
As you can see, even the police don't know what this is.
-Thanks. -We need to finish…
Get going, stop this.
Hello!
Hello? Hello?
Hello! Hel…
Hello!
Whoever you are…
the police have you surrounded from all four sides.
There are only three. The fourth side is a gutter.
Rubbish, the cops here are melodramatic.
-Now he'll say, "this is a warning." -This is a warning.
-"Don't try to run…" -Or we'll shoot.
"Constable!
Arrest him!"
Stop standing around. Go, stop the media.
As you can see, the case has taken a very serious turn.
CBI Special Branch officer Amjad Khan
has just arrived at the crime scene.
Amjad is a brave officer from the IPS batch of 2001.
Recipient of multiple police medals and a bravery award.
Before joining IPS,
Amjad was in the Para Commando wing of the Indian Army.
But the question is what is Amjad Khan doing
at a simple Bank robbery?
Is human rights violation a topic of discussion?
Is there a link between this robber
and other, sensational heists across the city? Stay tuned!
Why are you looking around? Stop the media.
There, behind.
Hey, what's he doing?
Why is he going ahead?
He can't go inside.
-You? Here? -That's weird.
You personally invite me then act surprised?
Anyway…
Tell me something.
You here to rob a bank or for a visit to the zoo?
You've brought an elephant and horse.
Stop all of this.
This is way beyond you.
You still have time.
Just come out quietly and I'll get you a special offer.
Now you'll wonder, "on what?"
Ask me, on what?
On what?
On getting your ass kicked.
-Your… -Name?
Khan.
-Amjad Khan. -How many people do you have?
I mean, I have a lot of people.
-Hostages. -I know what you'll say.
You want us to give you an exit route
because you have hostages, right?
-Right. -Wrong!
We have a population of 1.2 billion.
Losing a few 100 makes no difference.
But outside you have…
Media? Yeah, they'll cover it for a couple of days,
breaking news, etc.
But soon they'll get busy covering
the India-Pakistan cricket match.
Last time, the three of you escaped…
but this time, I'm here.
Not only do I break criminals' bones,
but also their courage.
You know…
I like to crush their spirit.
First, I'll hang the three of you upside down.
As soon as your blood rushes to your head and starts boiling,
I'll lay you down on a bed of ice to cool you down.
And then when you start to shiver,
I'll use a tire to hang you by your feet.
O, sir, sir, we're robbers not a thermos flask for you
to play hot-cold-hot with us.
-Nice, you've got a tongue in your mouth? -And a brain in my skull too!
-Really? -We're really smart robbers
and we know exactly what we're doing.
And one more thing, we also have guns!
Then pull it out.
And fire!
It's a gun, not a tongue to just stick out whenever.
But don't worry, at the right time, my tongue will be silent
and my gun will do the talking!
I'm giving you one hour.
After that, neither your gun, nor your tongue will fire.
Once this deadline expires, boy…
so will you.
One hour!
Oh, he's out.
This operation will be over very soon.
I have an undercover man in the bank already.
Thank you!
A holy man, an elephant, a horse
and now an undercover cop.
Just what are they up to inside the Bank of Indians?
-Cop? -Dad?
Zee News, with Gayatri Ganguly.
Police? Who could it be?
There's a cop here?
Dad, who do you think it is?
Oh. It's not me guys, I'm just a rapper.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
First came Anna, then Tejriwal as glue!
At this age, you should be chanting, not rapping!
At it since morning. Shameless fellow.
-No, I was just… -Shut up!
Sir, why are you sitting there? Do something.
He's the one being talked about on the news.
But how do you know it's him?
When he came to the bank
he left a government issue gun with security.
According to Google,
the Geneva Convention forbids human torture with tires and all.
Gende! There's no need to be scared now.
Dude, when Amjad Khan whoops us,
he won't check Google.
And your backside?
He'll make it Micro-Soft, get it?
So why haven't you done anything?
And what is your plan?
There's so many of us. They're just three idiots.
Guys, come on! We can really overpower them.
Shut up Mukesh, just shut up.
Why?
Are you an astrologer?
No, I manufacture bottle caps.
Why get so sarcastic?
I swear! Didn't I tell you I'll explain later?
You're done, right? Then stand here!
Amjad Khan is talking to the press. Over to you guys.
The situation is getting more and more serious.
Hey! Look at that!
This operation will be over very soon.
I have an undercover man in the bank already.
Please don't pay attention to anything he said.
He has a severe anger management issue.
-Just shut up! -Yes, but he's absolutely right.
These guys may look dumb, but they have guns.
All of you please be quiet.
If these guys find out I'm an undercover cop,
we're all screwed.
Yes.
Now I need your help to somehow get to my gun, okay?
Dude, come here. Look what's happening inside.
Leave that gun, take this instead.
Oh god!
Hold him down, hit him. Don't let him go.
Push the gun away.
-Hit him! -Don't leave him!
Hold him down, hit him. Don't let him go.
Push the gun away from them.
-Yes, yes. -Don't let him go.
Hold him down.
Hit him!
Don't let him go.
Oi!
This gun can go off anytime or not.
Think about it.
You're making a huge mistake. Don't do this.
You, are you from Amjad Khan's team?
You're from his team team, right?
Sir…
Sir, please don't do anything to him.
We're the ones who asked him to do something.
Please let him go sir. Please.
Please, sir, let him go.
Your gun, where is it?
Where's your gun?
Before entering the bank, I left it with security.
And uniform?
You're undercover, huh?
Right?
Listen to me.
Take him to the room upstairs.
What's the point of taking me there?
This is a mistake, Champak.
The angel of death is on duty.
You don't know Amjad Khan.
Listen to me!
Champak. You're making a mistake.
Sir…
Vasco Da Gama, Portuguesa Goa Goa.
Remember singer Shaggy, lova lova.
Hey, hey, Bank Chor.
I'm really sorry,
but if we don't find the real safe, I'll be in a lot of trouble.
We already have your purses and wallets…
but if you have anything else…
I ask that you hand it over to us, too. All of it.
The thing is, I don't have any other options.
My home is on mortgage.
You changed your motive again?
I'll explain later!
Excuse me!
If you're here to rob the bank, only rob the bankers.
We're just customers here.
Yes, correct!
Excuse me, but the bank only holds customer's money,
so you should only be robbing these customers, no?
-Why so charitable? -Yeah, yeah.
-I've been watching you… -Excuse me, ma'am.
We can do all of this later.
Ma'am, please give us those earrings.
Always on the phone with a boyfriend.
And you, everyone can see the joint account you have with her.
See, I'd told you there's something on between them.
What do you think of yourself? Let me leave.
-One minute. -Shut up!
Shut up!
Found the safe!
The big one!
Where is it?
Hey manager… Wait not the left hand, the right.
Manager, come here, here.
What's the password for this?
Password?
Umm, uh, actually the password changes every hour.
-Okay. -And the password is online.
The internet isn't working. We can't do anything.
Ah?
Why can't we!
Ah, ah, ah, aaaah.
-Which plan did you take? -Usain Bolt!
Two ninety-nine only.
You'll be a beggar forever.
This Usain Bolt of yours
will lose steam downloading one video.
All people from Ghaziabad are the same.
You're no South Delhi Stud.
Bloody scum of the suburb slums.
God is watching you misbehave, Gende!
Shut up!
Both of you pay the toll to enter Delhi, don't you?
If you're fighting over Delhi, why not go back there?
Bro, if all Delhiites leave Mumbai, who'll do all the work?
That's why they say, never use your brains where you need brawn.
Done?
-Look, bro. -It's sir.
Yeah, sir.
Not a problem as such…
but maybe a small glitch.
The can ran out of gas so…
Instead of opening, it's been sealed.
What?
Sealed.
You F…
Not F. S, sealed.
Our money is safe. Our money is safe.
They sealed the safe with the money.
What was that unlucky day
I got your number from Javed?
Don't know about you,
but Javed called us on Friday at 6 p.m.
You friggin' idiot.
Welcome Home Minister Mr. Dongardive!
Calm down, calm down, everyone please calm down.
People say that corruption should end.
We say,
if leaders like Vishnu Dongardive,
good leaders, don't get elected,
how will corruption ever end?
You all…
-Listen, it's urgent. -What?
You remember…
Last month, you gave me 50 million, in cash, to hide.
-Yes, what about it? -I put it in a bank deposit box.
Okay, the Bank in Parel?
No.
Then, the Mahalaxmi branch?
No, no.
Then where?
You…
Please don't be mad.
-Manohar. -Yes, sir.
Drop madam at home in the other car,
-I need to go to Ashu's office. -Yes, sir!
-Vote for… -Dongardive!
Mr. Dongardive!
Hail! Hail!
-Mr. Dongardive! -Hail! Hail!
Commissioner Singh!
Another robbery?
What the hell is this?
I want updates from you, personally, every 15 minutes.
Sir.
-The CBI has arrived here. -Okay.
-So… -What?
CBI?
Commissioner Singh just arrived at the crime scene.
Now we have to see if command stays with the CBI.
Or do the police take over from here?
I've barely slept a wink over the last three months, sir.
I'm handling both the Ambuja and Sethi robbery cases.
And there's a smart and dangerous gang that's planned both.
-Which means you think… -I think those cases and this robbery
have something in common, yes.
About 2 months back, a crime reporter was killed
after he fell off his window. Remember that?
Umm, Shashank Thakur! From Mumbai Day!
Right. I visited his residence to investigate the murder.
Shashank Thakur's death was declared a suicide in just two days.
And the news died out even in the media within a week.
Strange, isn't it?
I found a lot of articles and cutouts
related to all these robberies at his house.
Thakur was possibly writing a story
on the connection between these robberies.
And I'm positive he came across a bigger scam.
You mean Shashank Thakur's death…
Was not a suicide.
The goal was something else.
Now all we need to find out is who's really the key player in this game?
-But how's that connect to this robbery? -That's what I need to find out.
I was pretty much invited to come and attend this robbery.
17th OCTOBER SOUTH MUMBAI BANK
-So, is this the same gang? -Don't have any evidence, sir. Yet.
But a hunch that…
this isn't a regular robbery.
But part of a much bigger plan.
-Do you have a… -Plan?
Already in place sir.
Thirty-two minutes more.
Please keep me updated, Mr. Khan.
There's lots of pressure from the Ministry.
Let's give it another go.
There's only 15 minutes left. Sir, put your back into it.
If I put more back into it, I'll have no back or front!
All together, ok?
You can do this!
Take them back, groups of three.
And, send the manager to me.
So many lockers?
It'll be midnight before we open them all.
I don't have time.
What can we do quickly, manager?
I'm desperate.
This morning a bag of cash was deposited.
It's in the bulk cash room.
Wait and watch, Gendu.
I'll buy both Samsung and Apple.
And rename it Gulab Sung Apple.
And I'll buy a red Mercedes.
Black window tints.
And then I'll take that South Delhi hottie for a long spin.
Oi! Gendu take me also.
My phone has GPS.
And I'll finally be able to take my mom on a pilgrimage.
Hey,
you changed your motive yet again?
Forget the reason.
Come here!
Move, move, move.
We've just received word
that the CBI will begin operations at any moment.
We believe the CBI's Amjad Khan will lead the operation.
Bittu, turn the camera around.
-Did you get my gold chain? -It's in the frame.
Let's take a selfie like we're high-fiving.
Man, will you stop?
Oh, oh, oh. Let's go bro, Gulab.
Done. Almost done.
Go ahead.
Snap as many photos as you want.
You'll need it for your obituaries.
Let's go.
-Let's go. -Just think.
Think.
For something as dull as a robbery,
why has the CBI sent Amjad Khan?
What do you think?
You'll take this money and walk like it's a cakewalk?
It's not that easy.
-These two look like thieves. -Let me talk.
But you, Champak, you seem sensible.
Tell me.
How will you live with yourself if so many lives are lost? How will you?
Listen to me.
Untie me and come with me to Amjad sir.
I'll talk to him.
He may go easy on you.
Or else Amjad gave you an hour.
He'll enter at the last minute.
After that no astrology or Feng Shui can save you, Champak.
Okay. We'll figure it out…
-Champak, let's go.
Champak. Listen to me.
-Let's go. -Champak, wait.
Champak, you don't know Amjad.
Try to understand, Champak!
Just listen to me! Champak!
Oh god, this cop is so cynical.
We're already stressed.
And now he's doling out bad luck.
You don't worry.
The manager's our exit plan!
He'll put us in a cab.
And listen. Get a big cab.
We have a lot of loot to carry today, you see!
Let's put the money back.
What do you mean put it back?
I don't want anyone die because of us.
Whoa! Lost your nerve so fast?
Always knew Mumbai folks are cowards.
That's why our cricket team is the Delhi Daredevils.
And you guys? Annoying Delhiites.
Don't want to pay the toll, just shoot.
A gun is your answer to everything.
But who got us here to use guns at all?
Big mistake.
The bigger mistake was coming here with you on a Saturday.
One more word about Delhi-NCR
and I'll punch your teeth in from Saturday to Sunday.
Amjad Khan never shows mercy towards criminals.
But the question is,
is anybody born a criminal?
Is there a special diet
that makes him that way?
The Bank of Indians case has had no breakthrough as of yet,
but if anybody has any information,
call me on the number below.
Got it!
You're watching Zee news.
-Got what? -Our ticket out of here.
-Hello. -Hello, is this Gayatri of Zee News?
Yes.
I'm Champak. Thief.
You can't just call up a girl,
and abuse or accuse her. Shame on you!
No, no. You're misunderstanding me.
I'm the thief who's robbing the bank.
Oh my God!
So say that!
Can we talk?
Most people can talk from a very young age.
What?
No, no, sorry, let that go.
If you want, you can solve the entire situation.
-Me? -Yes.
You just announce on your channel that we made a big mistake.
But we've been treating the hostages with respect.
And we're ready to return all the money we've taken.
All we want is to be allowed to leave, safe and unharmed.
Two of us to Delhi.
-And one to Chinchpokli. -Hold on.
Two people to Delhi and one to Chinchpokli?
-NCR. -Yes. One will go to NCR.
-Both of us will go to NCR. -No.
-What? -Both to NCR.
-Faridabad. Ghaziabad. -Ghaziabad. Faridabad.
H-143.
-No… -Sector fifteen.
Both Faridabad. No, one to Faridabad.
-Pin code… -I'm not getting you a Visa!
-What are you saying? -Forget that.
Just tell Amjad we're ready to apologize.
Too late, boy!
You have only five minutes left in the hour deadline I gave you.
This phone call can't be completed. Please try again.
Oh god, we're screwed!
-Bring the reporter. -Sir, here.
I'm here.
How are you connected to this robber?
-Officer! -No, no, sir. He called me himself.
I'm just a graduate from Lady Immaculate.
I had scored 73% in Mass Comm, sir.
I wanted to do real journalism,
so I joined a Hindi channel, because it has a bigger reach.
My Hind is pretty bad, so I'm here to drive up viewership.
Plus if I was with the robbers…
-Why bring you the phone when they called? - Give me your hand.
-How do you know her? -Sir…
I saw her number on the TV.
That's what I was sa…
Hmm.
-What's your problem? -Sir…
My name is Champak Chandrakant Chiplunkar and…
Yes. A stupid name is a problem. But it's not on top of my list.
Get to the point.
Which gang are you from?
No, sir. Sir, I'm just a common man.
Led to this by circumstances.
I met Genda and Gulab the first time two days ago.
Just cut the crap man. I'm coming in.
No, no, sir. You can't come inside.
I have no interest in whether the hostages are safe or not.
But their safety is my responsibility.
And I know just how to take care of both, my responsibilities and criminals.
-I'm coming in. -No, no, no. You can't come inside.
Not just you, no cops can enter either.
If want to send someone…
Send that reporter.
She can come tell you what's going on.
-Why this particular reporter? -Really?
Other channels insulted us.
Some have been calling us animals. Others, devils.
Even "society's worst mistakes."
She's the only one who understands us, sir.
Please send her inside.
-But… -Empty handed, right?
-Right, sir. -Wrong.
She won't be empty handed.
She'll bring a camera.
And the footage will be proof that everything is alright.
And one more thing.
The moment she comes in,
you'll let one hostage go, got it?
Sir…
Ugh.
You can do this, you can do this.
You can do this.
Come on, Gayatri.
What would ArGo do?
Come on, Gayatri. You can do this.
You will go inside. Do it for ArGo!
ArGo?
Arnab Goswami, sir.
My idol.
Gayatri.
Don't try anything stupid
or I'll get you along with those idiots.
Sir, I'm already very nervous. I could do without the threats.
-Let's go. Time to go. -Sir, are you…
Are you sure this is the right plan?
Sir, do I really need to go inside, sir?
Sir, can we do without this, sir?
Don't be nervous.
Just concentrate on getting the footage, okay? Come on.
You can do this, you can do this.
You can do this.
-Yo. -Baba?
You can do this, you can do this.
Amjad Khan has brought a twist to the tale.
A hostage negotiator has just been sent inside.
And what's this?
Someone's coming out from the bank!
Yo!
Where have I seen this guy?
When you're showing Amjad sir the footage,
please tell him to help us get out of here as soon as possible.
You address Amjad Khan as sir?
You sound like such a nice guy.
Why don't you just surrender?
S… Surrender?
It's the best option for you.
Hey! How is that the best option? Best option!
O… One minute. I…
You just have a seat here.
I'll be back in a minute.
She gets to wear the horse mask now? Still not me.
Gende, he's talking about surrendering.
Absolutely right.
We came all this way just to surrender!
Oh! Do you have a better plan?
No, no, just asking. Do you?
Idiots.
Instead of you wearing masks, you made her.
Now what do we do? Take hostages outside at gunpoint?
What do you think?
There's an amusement park? Amjad Khan will throw a party?
Tell me?
I told you Gendu, we should've left earlier.
He'll just use the local lingo to get out. We'll get stuck with the cops.
Oi, tell me how much we need to buy out the cops?
God!
Doesn't our "Hail Maharashtra" sound North Indian?
Just listen to me.
We have two options.
Either we go surrender ourselves,
or we put the money back and figure out and escape route.
Why should we leave the money?
So that even if we get caught outside,
our punishment won't be that harsh.
But how will we get out of here?
We'll blend in with the rest of the hostages.
Nobody outside knows our faces.
Oh! You fool, the hostages have seen us, right?
Once you hop on an express train,
it goes until the last stop.
We'll blend in with the 28 people here.
It's simple. They'll be human shields.
This is unfair. All this effort for nothing.
Busting our asses all day,
and now we give the money back? What do we get out of this?
We'll get the same thing as the hostages.
Half day at work?
Freedom.
Good!
Madam, we are ready to let all the hostages go.
Please tell Amjad sir that we're ready to surrender.
Take your positions, now!
The reporter's out.
Quick, quickly.
Madam, what are you doing?
I'm wearing heels. Please be careful.
Just take care of the media there.
Done, sir.
By the way, what post do you hold in the IPS?
Sir?
No, I mean…
You were making some amazing suggestions to surrender inside.
Hmm? On whose authority?
Who gave you the authority?
Sir, how did you know?
What did you think?
I'll let you inside just like that?
This is why I don't trust people like you.
-But… -I don't want them surrendering.
-But sir they -Shut up!
I like my cases closed.
And I like criminals, dead. Get it?
But they aren't criminals.
If you don't trust me, watch the footage.
-I swear on my mother. -Officer.
Who allowed media here?
Take them behind the barricade!
But, sir, you sent me inside!
How can you do this to me, sir?
They're not criminals, sir!
We've put all the money back.
And we're putting our guns down.
We'll go outside the bank with all of you.
And we'll surrender ourselves.
-You please… -This must be part of their plan!
They'll keep us in front.
And escape from the back.
I'm telling you all.
Just listen to me.
We'll blend in with the rest of the hostages.
Nobody outside knows our faces.
We'll blend in with the 28 people here. It's simple.
They're as stupid as they look.
They recorded their exit plan and sent it to us!
Officer! Get ready!
Oi! We're Delhiites.
If we really wanted to harm you, you'd be dead by now.
Hey, bro. Can you make him understand?
Uh…
He's right.
It's a Saturday. I can't lie on Saturdays.
Yes.
We were planning to exit the bank using you all as human shields.
But I swear on my parents,
we don't plan to harm anyone.
One minute. One minute. One minute.
That's Amjad Khan.
He won't think twice before killing you.
Your human shield will shatter with one gunshot.
You're out of options.
Except one.
I'll be your human shield.
You?
Okay, team. Everyone. Pay attention.
This is the plan.
They're in the back room.
Two people, one from here. Other will cover from here, okay?
Snipers, go take your positions.
There and there.
-Two to cover me. -Yes, sir.
I'm going to go inside. Wait for my signal.
Come on, go go. Take your positions.
The police won't fire at their own man.
And even if I do get shot, there's no problem, but…
no innocents should be hurt.
Excuse me. Please, ma'am.
Amjad sir! Amjad sir, please listen to me.
There's no need to use force.
They aren't hardened criminals! Amjad sir!
Bro!
Hard drive.
Two TB space, just lying there. I picked it up.
Gendu. If we sell this, we won't have to travel economy.
Hey, hey!
Back!
Nobody move!
-Hey go back! -Ok, ok.
Hey. You over here.
Quickly, this side.
-Son, give me the gun. -Dad, go back!
Everyone stay calm. Everyone will be just fine.
Get in a line. Nobody's going anywhere.
Hands up!
Keep them up!
Nobody moves!
Dad, stay out of it.
Hey! What are you doing?
Put the phone back down. Put it down.
Pick up goddamnit. Just pick up the phone.
Put the phone down.
-Yes, put it down. -Put the phone down.
Down! Now!
-I put it down. -I've had enough of you.
-Mukesh. -Mukesh.
-Move to the side. -Look, that's a gun.
If you fire even accidentally,
things will get messy.
You… You might be decent people.
-But still thieves. -Mukesh.
Today, it's this bank. Tomorrow, it'll be another bank.
-I won't let you go. Keep your hands up! -Mukesh.
Do you understand?
-Dad, please stay there, dad. -Mukesh. Mukesh!
-Yes, sir. -Your father is right.
-Give him the gun. -No, sir.
They need Amjad Khan to fix them.
-Mukesh. -Dad, please!
-Give me the gun! -Dad. Stay back dad.
Give me the gun!
Dad. Let it go.
Let it go! Dad, leave the gun, Dad! Dad!
-Leave it! Dad, please! -Mukesh!
Hey!
Amjad sir, Amjad sir.
Try to understand, sir.
They seem completely harmless, sir. They're not criminals, sir.
Gayatri!
They're criminals and you're stupid.
That's why you've put so much trust in them.
And me.
But you don't get it. There are lots of people inside.
And they're all safe.
At least think about your undercover cop,?
My undercover cop?
That was just a trap I set to get these snakes out of their pit.
And my plan worked.
I never had an undercover cop on the inside.
What?
-Positions. -Take your positions!
Dad!
I've been trying to explain this to you for a long time now, Champak!
Your stars foretell bad luck.
And that bad luck is me!
I'm…
I'm not an undercover cop.
I'm a Bank Robber.
The real one!
Dad.
This isn't some toy.
It's a gun.
And it's empty.
These city boys…
"Bro!"
Right?
Meaning…
He's not with the police?
When did I say I'm from the police?
When?
Just because I was wearing a holster,
you guys handed over your lives to me!
Right?
I've been playing cat and mouse with the law for ages.
I can smell a cop in the room.
If there is one!
When I was kid, my mom would tell me.
Son, God gave you everything.
Except for one critical thing.
The patience to handle stupidity!
-Hello. -What's the hold up?
Boss, someone locked us in.
What did I teach all of you?
When you can't kick.
Shoot!
As you just witnessed,
the police were in the middle of negotiations,
but then…
And we've just heard another shot from inside.
-CBI's Amjad Khan… -Keep the media away.
But these gun shots have left even the police in a state of shock.
Shock! Just what I wanted for the police.
-Drive. -Hmm?
Hard disk!
In the whole wide world, that little sister of yours
could only find this drive to take?
Take them away.
Are you insane? You shot him for a fucking drive?
I really dislike disrespectful language.
Firstly, I'm from Faizabad.
Plus, I have an imported gun in my hand.
Talk to me with respect.
Okay?
Respect!
Sir!
Go on, say it!
Sir.
Correct.
And anyway.
I didn't shoot this old guy.
You shot him. You.
-Me? -Yes.
You.
What happened in the bank? What are you hiding?
How can everything go sideways as soon as you stepped out?
-No, sir, I'm just… -A graduate from Lady Immaculate?
Just save it!
-Keep her here. -Yes, sir.
-Keep an eye on her. -Sir…
See, Sakharam, this is what happens when you stick your foot
-into police matters. -Correct, sir!
I won't stick my foot, I'll shoot yours. Which one first, right or left?
Right or left, tell me.
This time,
I'm warning you.
Next time, I will shoot you. Get it?
Yes, sir!
This isn't…
This isn't the drive that…
This only has bank employee details…
Everything was going fine.
I even told you clearly. Just think.
Why would the CBI send Amjad Khan for this?
And if he and I come face to face, one of us will have to die.
I could've come another day and nabbed the drive easily.
I hate wasting my bullets!
Dad!
Dad! Let me go!
-Oi! -Dad!
-Shut up! Sit down! -Dad! Dad!
Dad!
Look at what you've done.
Look.
Now he'll be whining in pain.
Come here!
Now I've shot old uncle here…
right in between his ribs and heart.
Now his body will bleed.
In waltz time.
You know the beat, right?
Tap-tap-tap.
One-two-three.
Now…
within an hour and a half,
if he doesn't get to a hospital…
he's out of here.
But by then, I will be, too!
Boss, should I lock them up?
You don't plan to go anywhere, right?
And you!
You'll stay with me.
As a child, I used to read Champak comics.
Today, I'll read to a comic Champak!
-Please move back. -Sir, sir, sir, sir.
-Please go back.
We've heard three shots from inside already.
-And you're still sitting idle. -No comment.
Sir, sir, sir, sir.
Sir, does this mean your plans have failed?
-No comments. -But… Sir, sir, sir, sir.
Will you take responsibility?
No comments. Look, let me do my job right now. Please.
I'll get back to you, okay?
-Sir, sir. -Stay away! Stay away!
This guy is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Vishnu, you should've called me.
Everything's changed here.
-Hasn't it? -Yes.
Hmm.
When I met your dad for the first time…
I was a corporation member.
He was adamant
that a skyscraper be built here.
Everyone said no.
Hmm.
But I said
it will be done.
Yeah.
How could I say no?
I was under his care and protection.
Hmm.
Won't you offer me some tea?
There were 200 huts in a slum here.
-Did you know that? -No, sir.
There was a mill here too.
Did you know that?
-No, uncle. -In total silence.
That's how work gets done.
That's how I went from corporation member to the Home Minister.
And you?
One job.
You had one job!
No, no, no, uncle.
I only acted according to our plan.
Correct. First you staged a robbery.
Then you broadcast the news all over!
Believe me, uncle!
I have no idea how this media circus started at the bank.
I told my guy to keep it as quiet as possible.
Your work will be done, Vishnu.
Please just relax.
How do I relax?
Tape up my eyes and sleep?
All this breaking news,
we'll soon be watching our own funerals on it!
You'd still say that
ever if there were no cops or media at the bank.
I'll handle the cops.
How… How many lockers…
do you have in that bank?
Including my associates and my own,
around eight.
-Lockers. -Eight? That guy you hired?
Call him. And tell him,
he'll have to open those eight lockers, too.
Bu…
Yes, so they don't suspect us of being involved.
Our man's expectations are growing day by day.
Manager…
I need the keys to these lockers.
Sir, you…
You can take the keys from me.
But…
You won't be able to open it, sir.
Sir, the thing is…
Every locker has…
two locks.
One key stays with the customer.
And one with us, sir.
But the bank always has a set of duplicate keys.
In the bank. Extra.
Amazing.
God was very patient while creating you.
Planned you over a three-day weekend!
I'm sorry, actually I can't lie on a Saturday.
No, no. That's good.
Go.
Take him away.
You have very innocent eyes.
Some day they could take you down.
It's the biggest weakness in the world.
Innocence.
Access granted.
-Hello. -Congratulations!
We've got the drive.
-He's got it! -But,
no need to get so happy, Mr. Sharma.
You promised me there wouldn't be any cops at the bank.
Come and see, there's a parade of cops here.
-So, what do you want? -An escape route, out of all this.
-I knew you'd stoop to your level. -Let's not talk about my levels, Sharma.
I don't like to talk about it.
I prefer to just take others there…
and show them!
For an escape, tell the police
that you'll kill one hostage an hour.
Hmm.
-If they don't agree, every half hour. -Okay.
And if they still don't agree, every 15 minutes you'll kill a hostage.
Hmm, okay.
Champak!
I'm ready to give you one last chance.
I can arrange a way to get you out of here without harm.
But I need proof that the hostages are safe.
And I want my safety.
He'll have to make an escape route.
Because otherwise, I'll start killing all of you.
You are my favorite.
We'll begin with you. Hmm?
Please, no.
Say ready, steady, go!
You're such a smart guy,
but you're about to make a big mistake.
Right now the media, cops, CBI all think, I'm the robber.
If you kill me, they'll find out
that the real robber is someone else.
Oh, wow!
You're not a comic, you're Sherlock Holmes!
What's the plan?
Champak, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Champak.
Oh, crap!
Positions, take your positions!
Stop the rest there, stop them.
Don't let the media in.
Yes. Come here!
Quick!
Take your positions!
Quick!
Take it!
Remember, both your friends' lives are in danger.
Don't even think about doing anything stupid.
Calm down, everyone. Nobody follow me.
Stop, stop sir.
Stop right there!
Champak.
Look.
If you surrender now, I can get your sentence reduced.
So think your next step through.
I don't want to take any steps.
I want to fly.
We want a helicopter.
Even if you get a helicopter, you won't be able to fly far.
Once you cross the city limit, traffic really lightens up sir
Sir, please agree to their demands, sir.
There's a man dying inside, sir.
Champak.
I want a complete guarantee that everyone inside is safe.
This time, I'll check myself.
No, no, sir. You can't come inside. Forget it!
Then you can forget your helicopter!
Damn…
This chopper's gonna take me down.
Okay, sir.
You can come inside and check.
Sit down!
What are you staring at? Sit!
Are all of you okay?
He's lost a lot of blood.
You want a helicopter, right?
Then I'm taking him out with me. Right now.
What bargaining are you doing, sir?
Ok fine, take him.
It's a good thing I believe in numerology so much.
Right now there are 28 people in this room.
One goes away and that makes it 27.
Two plus seven equals nine.
My favorite number.
Pick him up. Hey! Pick him up!
Pick him up!
Carefully!
The wound is deep.
Dad.
Dad. Dad.
Don't worry.
I promise nothing will happen to him.
Please take care of him. I beg you, please.
All of you please stay calm.
This will all be over soon.
Amjad sir.
-Don't forget the helicopter. -Hmm.
And tell the pilot to wear a helmet.
And one more thing.
Look at them.
Look at their innocent faces.
If you take too long to bring the helicopter…
I'll start laying out dead bodies all across the bank.
In one hour.
One.
Now I'm giving you a deadline.
One hour.
Come.
Please, have a seat.
What did I say, Champak?
Hmm?
He was bleeding a lot.
That is not what I said.
I explained something before.
-If I didn't… -What did I say?
If I didn't send him out, he would've died.
Is that what I said? Huh?
No, that, that is not what I said at all.
He was gravely injured.
No, no, no.
What, what did I tell you?
What did I say?
-What did I tell you? -He… He would've died.
Did I ask you to do all of this? Huh?
What did I say?
He… He would've died.
Is that what I explained to you?
What did I make you understand? What did I say?
What does Feng Shui tell you, Champak?
Which hand should I hit you with?
What did I say, Champak?
What? What did I say?
-What did I tell you? -I won't let hostages die.
What did I say? What did I tell you? Huh?
I won't let hostages die!
Is that what I said?
What
did
I
say?
You make the mistake,
but your friends pay the price!
-No! -It's the right drive, brother.
-Huh? -Brother, it's the correct drive.
Thank heavens.
I'll go check the drive.
When I'm back, I'll decide what to do with you three.
I'll definitely kill you all.
But not now…
and not here.
Before that old man outside wakes up
and spills his guts out.
It was all my doing.
These two just came along with me.
Please take me.
-Bro… -Let them go.
Bro!
It was me who screwed up the plan.
I'll go.
Why will you go?
Anyway, whenever that South Delhi girl comes to eat junk at the Metro station,
she doesn't look at me. She only has eyes for you.
I'll go.
That Mumbai-Delhi highway got built quickly.
No worries.
Everyone will have a turn.
-Sir, I… -I know.
You don't think Champak pulled the trigger?
Tell me something.
Do you also feel that because of one wrong move on my part,
the situation's now out of hand?
Forget it, Sir. How does my opinion matter? Champa…
You're right.
Champak didn't pull the trigger.
I know.
25 MINUTES EARLIER
Dad.
Come here quick!
-Jugnu sir has asked for us. -Shhh! No one moves!
Dad, are you okay?
You're alright, dad?
All of this is your fault!
I'll make you pay for this!
You were so excited to play Grand Theft Auto right?
We were leaving.
All of this is your fault!
My fault? It's you outsiders who intrude this city
and spread crime!
If anything happens to Dad…
Hey! Daddy's boy!
You know who my father is?
Look!
Typical bloody losers.
Don't get personal, I'm warning you.
I'm Delhi NCR's best pick-pocketer!
When I steal a wallet,
I even return all PAN cards, visiting, and ID cards!
We aren't fond of coming here and dying with you people either!
I'm only easy on you, as your dad's been shot.
-Shut up! -You shut up! Bloody manager.
You've no right to speak with no Wi-Fi, and don't say a word against Delhi.
Your Mumbai smells of rotten fish!
Want to eat gol gappas, go to the sea.
A date? Go to the sea!
Take a dump? Go to the sea!
If you love the sea so much, why don't you all become mermaids!
Even the rich live like the poor here.
Everyone can afford a Mercedes,
but there are no roads to drive it!
How could we have roads?
Our share of taxes is taken by you people!
-Teach him a lesson! -Shut up!
Please, shut up!
I know everyone is worried, angry.
It's okay.
But it's not the time to turn against each other.
Just shut up! All your peace nonsense!
-We're all here because of you! -Exactly!
These jobless people. When they want money, they go loot a bank!
Sir, I'm not fond of being a thief.
My circumstances forced me into it.
Hey! It's not circumstances that make a thief,
it's intentions.
Brother.
What would you have done in my place?
I am a middle-class man.
Even I had a dream.
I wanted to start a bottle cap factory.
I took a loan out. From this very bank.
With my house as collateral.
First there was delay in getting the loan,
and then in the clearance of the loan.
Then delay from the builders, politicians.
Delay after delay after delay!
In the middle of all of that…
I couldn't even pay the bank's EMI.
And now the bank wants your house?
Hold on, what about your father's bypass surgery? Huh?
Your reasons keep changing!
Mom and Dad don't even know
that I mortgaged our house.
All of this…
All of this is because of me.
I swear to God…
I won't let anyone get hurt.
I will get everyone out safely.
Look, given how things have escalated…
I may have an idea.
Dual sim.
Dual sim as in
one phone and two sims.
Dual sim as in two phones.
Bro, look at what he' saying, didn't I always say?
What were you hiding this for till now?
This is my Delhi number. It's roaming.
Obviously.
Sir, phone.
Champak. Champak!
-Yes, Champak. -Sir, God promise…
You didn't pull the trigger, right?
I know.
You were pointing a gun at yourself and roaming around.
Guns and bullets aren't your cup of tea.
-Keep talking. -I met Genda and Gulab two days ago.
They're both from Delhi,
but very innocent, sir.
Man, it's on roaming!
We're in a real bind, sir.
So who pulled the trigger?
Sir, there's another thief here, Jugnu.
He's come here with his gang.
They're very dangerous. They're after some drive.
Come on. That side.
Drive?
Alright. You…
don't worry about the drive.
Just take care of the hostages and yourself.
Sir, please get us out of here.
Now that the snake's out of his hole…
I'll crush his head, too.
But for that, I need your help.
Me? How?
You tell him to ask for a helicopter.
I'll take care of the rest.
Okay, sir. GBMLR.
-What? -Ganpati Bappa Morya, let's rock!
Yes, yes. Ganpati Bappa Morya.
Champak!
Look, you surrender right now,
and I can reduce your punishment.
If you kill me, they'll know the thief is someone else.
Now that the snake's out of his hole,
I'll crush his head, too.
No more steps, sir.
Now we want to fly.
I met Genda and Gulab two days ago. They're very innocent, sir.
Sir, there's another thief here, Jugnu.
He's here with his gang.
I know.
Hmm.
I wondered why Amjad Khan was here.
Jugnu, three times the amount is a lot. This is plain blackmail.
Look, the longer you take, the higher the price.
The thing is…
if I take this drive outside and give it to the police…
I'll only go to jail.
But your next few generations will be screwed.
Jugnu, this drive belongs to a reporter
who was plotting against us.
One day, while collecting evidence against us…
the poor guy fell off his terrace.
And died.
By accident.
-Understand? -You're so right.
Everyone makes mistakes, right?
Who was that man from three bungalows down on your street?
Film Producer?
Now imagine, just like him, you're on your morning jog.
And suddenly…
a coconut falls on your shiny head. Thud!
Your brain starts to hemorrhage.
And in about 15 minutes, preparations for your funeral begin.
No one can be blamed for this "accident" now, can they?
Jugnu, you'll get the money. But first finish the job.
Where will our package be?
Mr. Sharma.
Questions are asked by those who have the upper hand.
This Jugnu fellow…
has gotten too big for his breeches, no?
That's enough nonsense from him.
I will have to give the command…
back to the police.
That shiny, sparkling hero of yours?
Tell him…
whatever he finds in the locker,
he should keep it with himself.
I'll take care of the rest.
-One more thing… -Shh!
I will take care of it.
Me.
No more credits.
Couldn't you have put a bit more money in it?
At least give him some water?
What are you doing?
-It's how you call people in Mumbai. -It's how to get slapped in Delhi.
Shhh!
If you'd paid for the phone, we'd finish a conversation!
-What are you trying to say, moron? -Hey!
Shut up!
What are you trying to say? I'm cheap?
People from Faridabad fill shampoo bottles with water to keep using it.
Hey! I said shut up!
People from Ghaziabad, join leftover pieces of soap
and use them after you poop!
You… Did you snoop in my bathroom?
I'll tell you why I look in your bathroom. I'll stuff shampoo in your…
I told you to shut up!
-I'm bored, sir. -The case will be transferred
from CBI back to the police soon.
Get Jugnu out.
-And the money, sir? -I don't care about the money.
I want the drive. The drive!
And as soon as you get the drive…
just…
-Understand? -Oh, fake encounter?
Okay, sir. No problem, sir.
Now I'm gonna get you…
Give me the walkie!
Yes, sir!
-Delta 1. -Yes, sir.
Get all units to gate number one.
-They'll come out of this gate. -Okay.
Come on, move. Move, everyone!
Hey!
I'm in charge here.
Were. Not anymore.
Command's coming back to me, any moment.
And your hands will be quite empty.
Sakharam, get something to keep his hands occupied.
Yes, yes sir, I'll get it right away.
Harqat-E-Lashkar's terrorists claim responsibility for this.
I want this case to taken from the CBI and handed back to the police.
But we haven't received any such intel reports.
How will this do?
If CBI and RAW are not in sync with each other,
how is this going to work?
Ask your officers to hand over the case to police immediately.
And I said…
immediately.
Come in here, quick! There's a problem!
Look what's happening.
Yes, look look look.
One punch…
and you feel the crunch!
Genda, Gulab, come quick.
Take people out, groups of nine.
Still with the Feng Shui!
Not Feng Shui, logic.
If all 27 of us go together,
we'll get caught!
Who goes in the first batch?
Ladies first. Obviously.
That hype about Delhiites' lack of respect for girls isn't necessarily true.
C'mon, pick him up.
Hello, Gayatri?
Tell Amjad I'm trying to get hostages out through the front gate.
-Amjad! Try and understand! -No, you please try and understand, sir.
Using force now is a bad idea.
Sir-sir-sir, this is urgent!
Champak is getting hostages out through the front exit.
Sir, I've just received confirmation that he'll free the hostages.
-But… -Look, use your commandos.
These are terrorists.
No need to show them any mercy.
But sir, he's freeing them.
I can't wait anymore.
There's a lot of media pressure.
Operation has to happen!
Come on. Move it.
Send the media away!
Cameras away!
Operation details…
should not be leaked to the press.
I'll hold a conference at the right time.
Okay?
I'll get it back outside.
Sir! Look! Sir!
Take your positions.
Go go! Cover!
Go!
Cover, cover!
Out! Out!
There are more people inside.
Go, get out of here!
Sir! Sir, I'm Gulab! Sir, Gulab.
With Champak. Sir, sir…
-Where's Champak? -Genda's in there. Champak, too.
-Sir, please save them. -Okay, go! Go!
Been a while since we checked on the hostages.
Go. Do a quick check.
-What? -What?
Wasn't your post there? Why are you here?
Jugnu asked me to check on the hostages.
Yes, so I'm here.
Go tell him all is well here. Go.
Dude, I'll tell him you're not letting me do my job.
And I'll tell him you're going around without a mask.
The cameras are all off, idiot!
But they could come back on.
We'll all get caught because of you.
Hold on. I'll check on the hostages.
Yes, all is okay. Go tell him.
And wear your mask.
At the gate, outside.
Come here.
Jugnu's men have seen us.
Getting out the front door will be dangerous now.
There is one more way out.
But it's quite risky.
Alpha 2, are you in position?
Yes, sir.
The breach location gate is covered. Over.
Champak, where are you? Why aren't you out?
I'm getting the hostages out at the ATM exit.
-Meet us there. -Champak, listen.
Listen carefully.
Use your exit plan. Got it?
Get out with the hostages.
Now.
Sir, how did you know about our plan?
You still have a lot to learn about theft.
Anyway, listen up.
They'll declare you a terrorist.
Terrorist? But we're just…
I know.
That's why you have to hurry up.
Once the ATS is inside,
then even I won't be able to help you.
Got it?
Sir, sir, sir, sir…
They can't even tell Obama and Osama apart.
-You have to do something, please stop it. -C'mon Gayatri!
You know it's not my decision.
What do you want from me?
I have an idea, sir.
Your laces are untied.
Yeah, man. I was in a rush…
Listen.
Did that car arrive?
Yes. It's here, at the back
How is it here?
When we never called for one.
In the north, we're never "in a rush."
It's always "in a hurry."
Check the hostages!
You're a new player.
You don't know the rules of this game.
Boss! All the hostages are gone.
Then look for them.
Kill them all! Spare no one!
I'm a common man.
I jump 200 potholes everyday just to grab a cup of tea.
-But what are you? -Disrespect again?
Sir, sir!
Sir, look at this!
Home Minister Dongardive will hold a press conference shortly.
In which he will claim
that those inside the bank aren't just robbers, but terrorists.
According to our information,
this is entirely false.
Sir, what could be his motive for behind doing this?
That's for you all to find out!
I think
the media
should ask him that question.
Hey! That son of a gun!
Stop the ATS! No one will go inside. Go!
This is Gayatri Ganguly from Zee News, stay tuned for more.
ATS mission called off.
Abort mission.
Move back. It's called off.
Move, move! Out, out!
What?
What happened to them?
Your plan worked Gayatri! Now it's time for mine.
Let's go, come on! Hurry up!
Move!
Why are they…
Why are they entering from the back? Get my jacket. We'll go in!
Cover fire!
Go, go, go, go!
Out!
Take them to safety!
Come, fast fast!
Move, move, move!
Champak!
The biggest lesson to learn from robbery…
which applies to relationships, too.
If one door closes…
always keep another one open.
When I searched for evil…
I didn't find a single evil soul.
But when I searched within…
I realized, there's nothing more evil than me.
Now you'll take everyone's share of beating.
Bullets!
Brother!
Shoot, you idiot!
I'm headed for the vault, where the thief is.
Akhilesh!
This idiot!
I'll beat him to this…
First you'll say that the command isn't mine.
Then you'll try and stop me.
And now you're thinking,
why don't I just shoot Amjad Khan?
Right?
Wrong.
I already shot you.
Oh! Now I will have to take over command.
You should be thanking me right now.
Now you'll wonder why.
I just got you a medal.
Hey!
Get him to the ambulance.
Our brave man has been shot in the line of fire.
Sir?
Are you hurt, sir?
Pick me up! Pick me up!
Champak!
Your stars foretell bad luck…
Sir, Jugnu.
I've been trying to explain it to you for so long.
You're bleeding.
You need a doctor. Go!
Sir, forget me. The hostages?
They're are all safe.
You're friends are outside. You leave, too.
-Sir, I'm very… -Sorry, right?
We'll have that talk once we're out of here.
Champak!
Now go! And that's an order.
Let me finish this once and for all.
Wait!
Come here.
Old habits die hard.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much, sir.
You saved our lives.
Bro, he's here!
Come on!
Move!
Bro!
My hand!
Oh!
Hey! Bro, you're shot!
Call the doctor!
Bro, how did this happen?
Even our blood…
feels the same.
Man. You Delhiites.
So much drama.
Always pestering me.
You are just the worst.
But when it comes to friendship…
no one's better than you.
So bro, Delhi for the ones with heart.
And Mumbai for all!
I am not a policeman.
I am the bank robber.
The real one.
Bank Robber.
Last time you were lucky enough to escape.
But this time…
no way!
Firstly, I'm from Faizabad.
And on top of that, I have a gun.
You should speak to me with respect.
This time, either you get out of here alive…
or you alone will leave dead.
-Thank you so much. -You saved us.
Champak.
Thank you so much!
You saved all our lives.
Son…
you forgot the one thing that erases all the faults.
Basic Feng Shui.
Thank you for saving all our lives.
GBMLR.
You have to come with me for interrogation.
Mister, what are you saying?
He's hurt. He's been shot.
Please don't interfere.
The investigation… He's a thief.
What do you mean?
He saved our life. He's not a thief.
Move, move, move.
Come along.
I have to acknowledge your courage.
You have some guts.
Inviting me here, yourself.
But I'm sorry to say, buddy.
This time…
game over!
-I'll go in the third ambulance. -Why?
Feng Shui! Even now?
There are three of us. Also three ambulances. Come on.
-Let's get into that one only. -Bro.
Come on bro, let's get into that one.
The third ambulance.
Bullets contain poison. Let's get you fixed up.
-Let it go. -Let it go as in?
Three's your lucky number, no?
What about Feng Shui?
Do you know why our palms have lines on them?
Because we shape our own destiny.
When I went out seeking evil,
I didn't find a thing.
But when I searched within myself
I realized, there's nothing more evil than me.
We shape our own destiny.
I shape my own destiny.
I'll handle both the Ambuja and the Sethi robbery cases.
And there's a smart and dangerous mind behind both of them.
Come, come, Mr. Khan.
You also got fooled, right?
We're smart thieves.
We know what we're doing.
I met Genda and Gulab for the first time two days ago.
The world's biggest weakness is innocence.
He has very innocent eyes.
My house is mortgaged. I can't lie on Saturdays.
I want to take my mom on a pilgrimage.
I was pretty much officially invited to attend today's robbery.
Bank Robber.
Why are you laughing?
Sir, this just came for you.
Sir, my name is Champak Chandrakant Chiplunkar.
And, sir, I'm a common man.
I'm robbing out of helplessness.
When I was a little boy…
I was really very naughty.
My mischief would get…
Make mischief and get caught?
Not a chance.
The situation at the Bank of Indians is now under control.
Nine people were injured, but everyone is safe.
Sukhmani Sukhmani.
After the robbery, what happened?
Amidst all this chaos,
Home Minister Dongardive's name has surfaced.
Would you believe these thieves or your leader?
No, no, sir.
That mad man Amjad shot me.
Jugnu got caught too.
Sir.
Sir, just take my word,
you should disappear for about a month or so.
What is this great scam really?
To learn more, stay tuned to Zee News,
with your own GaGa.
GaGa?
Come on!
-What? -GaGa?
Come on, guys, at least it's better than Genda, Gulab, and Champak.
Everybody needs a sign off.
C'mon, c'mon. Let's go.
Don't we want to go to Kisan Nagar?
Hey! What if it were Harsha Ganguly?
HaGa!
Now just watch, uncle. The hero will shower them with money.
Hey! What are you watching! That only happens in films!
Oh, my God!
The film's 16D uncle. 16D.
16D?
3 MONTHS LATER
CHING'S EXPRESS TUESDAY, 3:30PM
Shashank Thakur?
These…
Ashutosh Sharma's men
now know of my involvement.
That's why I've collected all evidence…
and put it in a drive.
That drive is hidden away in a locker.
But…
I will not give you the details…
to the locker, this time.
Or they will kill you too.
Look at our destiny.
I wanted to make you my partner.
I don't know when and how…
you became my son instead.
What's up, sir?
Nice running into you.
This was fun.
You're the first thief whose mind I couldn't read.
You're the first policeman I felt like greeting
with "nice running into you."
Thank you.
You've been stealing since you were a kid.
I understood the moment you ran away.
When did I run, sir?
Your commandos escorted me out.
Tell me one thing.
When did you start working with Shashank Thakur?
I've been stealing since childhood.
But when I started working with Shashank…
I started sleeping well at night.
And for the last three months…
I can't sleep at all,
wondering how you did all of this?
Some things aren't meant to be said,
but to be shown.
Right there.
Hey.
You know we're recording the robbery on these cameras,
so Amjad Khan can see it later?
Amjad sir, your first question will be,
why this specific day?
Because the details of Shashank's locker and key is with the real thieves.
For the drive, we need the real thieves.
We've been watching Ashutosh Sharma and Dongardive for a while.
We even traced their calls.
That's when we learned
the real thieves would strike today
at 9:30 in fact.
As we didn't know the real thief's face,
we had to buy more time.
The more idiotic we look,
the faster the real thief will show himself.
So we took our stupidity to the next level.
But he stayed hidden.
That's why we faked finding a drive.
The minute he saw it, Jugnu revealed himself.
I could've come another day and nabbed the drive easily.
I hate wasting my bullets!
Great doing business with Jugnu!
Just like a India-Pakistan T20 final.
He made for a good opponent.
The money found with Jugnu was fake.
Where did the real money go?
Look around, sir.
In every drama,
the supporting cast is very important.
Early in the morning, our people deposited counterfeit notes.
According to the stars and Feng Shui,
you three have been nominated to help us!
Once inside the locker,
we intentionally held back three of ours at the end.
They replaced the real notes in Ashutosh Sharma's locker
with the fake ones.
So when Jugnu got caught,
only fake cash was found on him.
Everyone knows to go to Kisan Nagar? No confusion?
You lock these two up.
Gulab, you get the manager.
Jugnu had only one weakness. His temper.
And as he lost his cool.
We gained control of him.
Surprise! Surprise!
Why don't you shoot him?
Oh! Not funny, is it?
You want this?
What did I say?
Get it over with! Stop playing.
Amjad will be here soon.
You know, you were right.
I have very innocent eyes.
But they'll take you down,
not me!
Champak!
Your stars foretell bad luck.
I've been trying to explain this.
You're bleeding.
You need a doctor. Go!
Hmm. So…
-Hello. -Sorry, sir.
Was in a bit of a rush.
Yes, that's why I didn't try and stop you.
Anyway, no worries.
You left your iPad here, by mistake.
And it has all the evidence I need…
Sir,
I don't make mistakes, even by mistake.
Look again.
SHASHANK THAKUR CASE FILES
I've left a gift for you, sir.
Evidence that may interest you.
Only you can put these crooks where they belong.
-Thanks, Champak. -It was a pleasure meeting you.
My partner isn't around anymore.
Can I interest you in a job?
The answer is no.
Just because I had a drink with you does not mean
that I'll work with criminals.
Okay then, sir. Next month!
Yes. In Delhi?
The diamond corridor project?
We'll catch you then.
Got to give it you, sir.
But next time, look closer.
There's always a chink…
in someone's armor.
Nothing like a good challenge!
And I love a good challenge.
Oh, can I ask you a question?
So…
Champak can't be your real name.
Won't you tell me before you hang up?
Riteish Deshmukh.
Why does it matter, sir?
I'm a common man.
And common men don't have names.
They only have actions.
-Jai Hind, sir. -Jai Hind.
BANK ROBBER
Bro, I think we've pulled off an amazing robbery.
They should make a film about us.
Yash Raj will make it.
-Dhoom 3.5. What say? -Definitely.
And my character will be played by Ranveer Singh.
-Wow! -And me, Arjun Kapoor.
No, no. Arjun Kapoor should play my part.
Yes, actually. It'll suit you more.
Idiots!
Your can't even get a Riteish Deshmukh.
And Yash Raj? You're dreaming.
Do one thing, make a web series.
Pitch it to Y-Films.
Maybe they'll like a story of two morons.
-Yes? -Don't say that, man.
We can afford Riteish Deshmukh.
We aren't in that bad a state.
Come on.
Sure. Could be.
Maybe then that poor guy would get his first hit in two years.
Hit?
Y-Films?
Riteish Deshmukh!?
Y-Films!
One minute, one minute, one minute.
Riteish Deshmukh will have a hit.
Hit!
Take me home, man!