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Greetings to the macho team of Hell!
Thanks for joining my party.
But today I won't treat you with dinner. Instead I'll scare you.
I've grown bored of sitting on this throne.
Everyone deserves a vacation, buddy!
Anyways, it's not just my responsibility to do this job.
As per Chitragupta's brilliant idea...
...we all are off to heaven for a vacation.
In my absence, I would like to give my authority and throne to...
...my good for nothing son.
Because unfortunately he's my only son.
You bull, bang the tymbal.
Now that's called a grand entry! I like it!
Father, I seek your blessings.
It's okay. Here's the death leash.
Father, I don't care whether the people of Hell consider...
...me a useless, good for nothing, 10th fail fellow.
But I assure you that with this leash, I'll hunt for the soul of sinners.
All I need is your blessings.
Go for it, son! -Lord, enough of this family drama!
We've to leave for a vacation with these beauties.
Control, Chitragupta! You can't take 4 runs on a wide ball!
Don't get desperate. You will get a chance.
Yuva, my son. Before leaving, let me give you an important note.
What's that, father?
Yuva, you're no less than a macho man. You can claim any...
...earthling's life in a jiffy. They won't revert.
But there's a specific city, whose people are smarter than you.
Jhumri talaiya? -Incorrect! -Kanpur? -No. -Then which city?
Err... err... Mumbai city.
That's not done, father! You claim anyone's life without any...
...hesitation. Then why do you fear the people of Mumbai?
The people of Mumbai are sweet as well as dangerous.
You're unnecessarily scared. They are human beings after all.
If anyone annoys me, I'll kick him like a football.
Lord, young master looks strong but lacks brains.
Go in the flashback and tell him our saga.
Son, back in 1980, I claimed a man's life by mistake.
Earthlings fight for power and position. He came here and...
...seized my throne.
Mogambo is pleased!
He gathered the souls of sinners and criminals and...
...seized the throne of Yamlok.
He would derive pleasure by pushing my men in hot oil...
and I could do nothing about it.
You! You! And you! -Hail Mogambo!
Jump! -Hail Mogambo!
Mogambo is pleased!
Then again in 1995, I claimed the life of a Mumbai person.
With him around, no woman was safe on the earth.
Help! -I'm enjoying! -Leave me!
Help!
He got so angry that he raped three girlfriends of mine.
The fairies of Yamlok, who were the glory of this kingdom...
...were constantly harassed by Shakti.
To avoid the population of Yamlok to rise as much as that of the earth...
...for the first time in history, Yamraj had to return a man's life.
Even today he's busy committing sins.
Don't leave me alone. Hey! Watch out!
This is not your age to die but to give me pleasure.
Leave me! -Come, let's give pleasure to each other.
Due to your wrong casting, Lord, Yamlok was disturbed.
I hope your son doesn't repeat your misakes.
Am I right or wrong?
My son... -Lord, enough of the Mumbai terror stories!
He's already scared. Don't scare him any further.
Fused bulb! -Father! -If you give up so soon...
...I'll have to find another heir to my throne.
Lord, his face has turned pale. Your father had a smart and...
...talented assistant like me. So, he would always get out of trouble.
But now nobody can save him because I've taken responsibility...
...of many wrong decisions taken by him.
It's time to call Rambha. -Urvashi! -Menaka! -Rambha, let's go.
Come fast.
Father... -You shouldn't call a person when he's leaving.
Well, I'm not scared but your Mumbai stories have made me nervous.
Idea! If anything goes wrong, then to settle that matter...
...I need a talented assistant, father.
I bet you won't find a better assistant than me, young master.
Alright, then. You can join from tomorrow.
What! -Good idea!
Splendid idea! -You too, my lord!
Please give us company. -Oh no! -Long live Yamraj!
Lord! -Chitragupta, shut your mouth and serve my son.
I'm in a mood to sing a duet with these beauties in heaven.
Let's go, ladies! -You've not only turned your back at me...
...but also ruined my plans.
Yeah! I'm the boss!
Chitragupta! -Lord!
Don't stand idle. Get to work. -But sir... -No ifs and buts.
Prepare a list of sinners and their sins.
He's jumping with joy after shattering my dreams!
I won't spare him!
He's scared of Mumbai people.
I'll prepare a wrong record of a Mumbaikar and get him to...
...hell by some cheating.
I'll teach Yam's arrogant son Yuva a lesson!
Then he'll beg in front of me and plead for forgiveness.
Just wait and watch! My pen is mightier than a sword!
Let's go.
Hey jerk, get out of my way!
He's come!
"The king is here. Dance and rejoice with him."
Just as nobody can break Sachin's record of centuries.
Likewise nobody can break your record of getting imprisoned...
...for the sake of others.
I'm proud to have a friend like you.
Everybody stop! Did you get a copy of FIR from the police station?
Both, FIR and your bullet, are ready. -Let's go.
Where's our first stop? Tell me.
-Goldsmith... I mean jewelry store.
Where next? -Garment shop.
Let's go.
Where to start from? -Plasma T.V.
Oh my! -Hey! -Please don't touch me.
Are you stopping or inviting us?
Smash it. -Next.
Raja! -Thrash his men!
One down! Rest to go! All down!
Where are the rest? -Over here. -Oh my God!
Won't you do something to me? -You've turned me off!
You have vandalized my property. I won't spare you!
First you started it all and now you're getting annoyed!
You swine! Your enemy Manmohan Das gave me Rs.500...
...for pelting stones at you.
I just did that but what you told the police?
I told them that you broke my garment shop. -Now I broke it.
You also damaged my jewelry store. -Now I damaged it.
You vandalized my house and beat up my servants. -Now I did that too.
I justified your complaint totally.
Listen, sir. I have a principle.
I always stand by good and never do wrong to anybody.
So whoever annoys me, I don't spare him.
It's a pack up for him. Mind it!
Now I'll do your pack up from up here.
This glutton is enjoying grapes!
I'll turn his grapes sour.
I'll call Raja up here before his destined time.
There will be a doctor and engineer in every home. -He's making...
...false promises since 5 years.
He wait. Let's go inside.
I'm starving. Let's have some great food.
Be it a holy ritual or wedding, this priest is good at everything.
No matter how many obstacles come your way...
...but with this priest around, there won't be any problem.
So tell me, is a fees of Rs.500 more for this job?
I'll pay you Rs.10. -Where can we find rich women?
Why do you ask? -So that we can protect them and their jewelry.
What charm! Your face shows that you will live a king's life.
Oh really? -A great task is awaiting you!
I'll pay you Rs.50000. -God bless you!
Ok..
The yellow metal is shining on these pale faces.
Who's that girl?
You're happy, aren't you?
Raja, I stole a gold necklace. -But my eyes are on the golden girl.
Where?
You can't get that girl. -Why? Is she a P.M.'s daughter? Or am...
This is her engagement party.
She can't do this to me. -What's so special about her?
She has two big... I want her!
God, I don't want to live anymore. -Where are you off to?
Everything's over! -The engagement ceremony is not yet over.
That's breaking news! -This news would become sensational...
...only if you give it a try.
You're double happy, aren't you?
Yes, you're right. -I love you.
I'll have to clear the hair that's blocking her ears.
Hey sweetheart, I love you.
I fell in your love. Did the rest fall in my love?
She has turned into a statue.
I'm sure you've said something special.
With your blessings, I told her the three magical words.
Oh! All the best, right?
No. I love you!
Priest!
Boss, someone said I love you to my future sister in law.
How dare you come to my engagement ceremony and say...
...I love you to my fiancee!
She's just your fiancee, not your wife.
What if she accepts my proposal?
You're a smart chap! You can get many other beautiful girls.
Then why spoil my chance? As it is today's a good day for me.
Right, Priest?
Hey Princess, we've decided. Open your eyes wide and look at us.
Make the right choice. The benefit is yours.
Oh God! She's looking at me. I'm feeling shy!
Darling, don't just look at me. Look at him too or he'll feel bad.
The poor fellow has worn new clothes. She'll surely give you a look.
Hey! You want to snatch away this girl from me whom I love since 10 years?
I'll chop you into pieces. -Hey! Cool down, you fool!
If I place my kerchief on a chair and if someone else tries to...
...sit on it, I don't spare him.
Just imagine, the girl whose shoulder carries my kerchief...
What will happen if someone tries to call her his beau?
I will give him a do... do... dog's death!
Finish him off!
If you kill the priest, who will conduct the wedding?
Boss, he fooled you. -Where did he go?
Boys, go get him! -Stop!
You can hunt for him later. Today's your engagement day...
...which has finalized after waiting for many years.
Put the ring around the bride's ring finger.
The engagement ceremony is over.
Raja... Gaja...
I'm in true love with Shweta.
Don't get into this love mess. We have no work since last 4 months.
If you fall into this mess, we won't get work for the whole life.
Gaja! -What? -I want Shweta in this water right now.
She's not a fish to swim in water.
She's that gangster's fiancee. He'll kill us.
I'm ready to die for Shweta. I want her right now.
For this new found love of yours, you broke our age old friendship!
You're not my friend. -Gaja!
Where are you going? -Dance class.
Will you learn dance and do stage shows? Then what am I...
..supposed to do? Sell tickets of your show?
If I attend classes for a week, I'll complete my course.
We're getting married after 10 days. I'll make you dance.
Please let me go. -I said no.
Mom, why do you force me to marry him?
He supported us for his own benefit.
You know dancing is my passion and can't sacrifice it.
Dear.
Teacher!
Hey shortie, who are you? -Devanand. -Yes, sir? -Put on the music.
Okay, sir.
Who dared to stop an artist from performing her art?
You... you... Or is it you?
Teacher!
Hey you! Is that you who stopped Shweta from dancing?
Hey! Do you know the A-Z of dancing?
This is roadside dance.
This is Chandni bar dance.
Why are you staring at me?
Come on, speak up! Why are you quiet?
Brother, he's at loss of words in front of me.
Only a gangster is not a real man.
A man who wins my heart is a real man.
I've told you several times not to show me murder news in the morning.
Hey! why are you removing my anger on these men?
Talk to me. I'm talking to you.
Disgusting! Brother... Gentleman...
Do I have thorns on my body? Why isn't he answering me?
Please tell him to answer me. You're an old man.
But he's still young.
I've told you so many times, whenever I kill someone...
...perform his last rites immediately.
All this while I was talking to a dead man. This dead body has...
...shook my body.
Devanand... -Yes, sir? -Put on some anxiety music.
I made a mistake. If I've had a slip of tongue I apologize.
If you don't want Shweta to dance, marry her.
I want to see Shweta happy.
Take her along. -Thank you.
Hey! if I see any boy near Shweta I'll bury you alive in a deep pit.
I'm scared of your dialogues more than the deep pit.
Let's go or else he'll bury me right now.
You seem to be in a good mood today. What's the matter, Raja?
You're thinking about me, right? -I'm fantasizing about Shweta.
Hey! Stop!
Who gave you the driving license? Come out.
Did you think about my proposal?
Have you accepted it? Are we on?
I think it got deleted. Let me insert it again.
I love you.
Do you wish to die? -Yes. I wish to die in your love.
Hey! Look at me. Are you interested in me? Come on, answer.
Who are you? -A responsible citizen. -But you look mischievous.
How do I look? -You belong to the third category. -What!
Devanand, leave me. Do you want to crush every vehicle on the...
...road under your bike?
Boys like you are always watching girls. One manly blow...
...will fix you.
Once I hit someone, he never gets up.
You're interested in my student. First you will have to face this teacher.
Is that clear? Boys, leave me.
I won't spare him!
Let's go. -Devanand, it's because of you that he got saved.
Otherwise today I would beat him black and blue.
Let's go.
Gaja, to get close to your sister in law, I'll have to get close...
...to this shortie.
Help! Help!
Help!
Help! Give me some place to hide.
Don't fear. -I'm in trouble.
Sister in law Savita, tell me something. Why is he supporting you?
Are you privately extending your support to him?
What's so special about this shortie? He's shorter than this bottle.
Don't doubt at my integrity.
I can't do anything with her.
Do you know my age? I'm 45. But still...
You're still young at heart.
Hey! I'm still a virgin.
Savita, I'm in great mood today. Let's enjoy to the fullest.
Wait. -You can't turn me off.
I won't spare you today.
Don't do this to me. -Savita! Hey you 45 years old shortie!
Why are you holding her sari? Take your hands off.
Savita! I'll write a poetry for you.
Let's eat some strawberries together.
What are you up to! Why are you disturbing me?
Get lost! Come, darling. Let's go on a honeymoon.
Hey you're back again! -You raped him!
You're raping her but tearing my clothes.
Come, hot babe! -Hey!
In my presence how can you rape anyone else?
Raja! -Sister in law Savita!
Raja! -Savita!
Sister in law cum wife!
Oh no! Why did you go away leaving my wish unfulfilled?
You shattered my dreams.
What have you done! It's all because of you!
You killed her! What have you done! You killed her!
I didn't kill her. If a cauliflower falls on a flower, does it die?
Once she had slipped into coma after falling on hay.
Look, how delicate she is.
From which angle does she look delicate?
It looks as if a chimpanzee is lying down in a sari.
First you kill someone and then say punch lines.
Aaj tak! Zee T.V.! Star T.V.! Sahara T.V.! Murder!
Stop yelling! Don't call the media. First let's get rid of her.
I beg of you! I'll do as you say.
Will you do as I say? -Yes. -Promise? -I swear by you.
Hit yourself. Savita, let's go.
Dear students, this daily dance practice has made me tired.
So, I've hired a new assistant.
He'll be the new master of this dance class. -Who is he, sir?
The tinkling of his anklets opens closed doors.
When he claps, snakes bow down in front of him.
His catwalk is mesmerizing.
He's very attractive.
Greetings, sir! -May you always be young!
Hello to all the students.
Sir, you don't know him well. -I recognized him last night itself.
He's like custard apple. Harsh from outside but pulpy from inside.
Thanks for praising me, sir. -Look sir... -Shweta!
Don't argue with sir. Or else I won't talk to you.
Sir, any one of us will stay here, either him or me.
Shweta, I request you. Please don't go.
I'll take a leave.
Once he makes a commitment, then he doesn't listen to anybody.
I'm going to Sister in law Savita.
Stop! I know you won't listen to anybody but I'm an exception, right?
Sir! -You won't go anywhere. -Thank you.
But sir... -Please don't go, for my sake.
Sir, he gave me a kiss.
Why did you give a flying kiss? -You taught me this pose, isn't it?
Eye and lips coordination. Have a look.
Child, this is a new dance form. Learn it from your new teacher.
Sir! -Now what?
I can't see her waist. -Is she your personal property?
Shall I ask her to dance on your lap?
You better stay in your limits or else I'll thrash you.
Savita! -Baby, come in the front row.
Come in the front.
Sir, she's not following the steps properly.
Your new teacher will teach you, my dear student.
Her hand... Her hand is as soft as pastry.
Is this pose okay, sir? -It's okay if you say so. Continue. -Okay.
Sir, she's not shaking her waist in the right manner.
Beautiful body! Sir, is this pose correct?
Don't ask me. Decide for yourself.
What a beauty!
You slapped him so hard. What if he feels bad?
Sir, your new student is heading towards the suicide point.
Oh my God!
Savita! -Stop!
Raja!
Raja, stop! -Raja!
(Sings Song)
Oh God! Aren't you ashamed to watch a man urinating?
You're behaving as if you're watching a romantic movie. Turn around.
You won't stop following me, will you?
-Did you all turn up to watch a show? -We thought you were...
...committing suicide.
I suicide? -Yeah.
I no suicide! I'm cyanide.
Whoever touches me, loses his life.
But thanks for your concern.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Double thank you! Thanks a lot!
Why are you all so happy? Is he dead?
I'm alive. Sir... Sir!
It seems you're sad finding me alive. Right?
-Yes... I mean no. -What are Shweta's feelings for me?
You're a third class man! Fourth class! In fact fifth class!
I'm asking about Shweta's feelings, not yours.
-She wants to delete you. -Incorrect answer.
Tell me one thing. Why didn't she call up her fiance after seeing me?
When I came here, why she came running after me? Tell me.
Come on tell me. "My heart wants to..."
"Something happens in my heart."
Sir, why are you committing suicide? Where are you going?
-Where are you going? -I'm going to my classroom.
This is not the classroom, sir. This is the sea.
Sea!
Devanand, since that cyanide has joined my class...
...he's trying to get close to me. I'm afraid that I might lick him.
What are you saying!
Devanand, get lost.
So, you're here. What is this for?
It's for birthday.
-Yours? -No. Yours.
My birthday? Oh!
Why is he flattering me?
I'm sure this flower has thorns.
Tell me what do you want?
I want to celebrate.
I want to throw a party for all your students at the pub.
All the students, including Shweta.
There can't be a party without Shweta.
Rascal! Get lost! I know your intentions.
I know what you're going to do with innocent girls in the pub.
I'll beat you black and blue.
-Did you hit me? -No. It's your delusion.
Are you sure you didn't hit me?
Sir, let's enjoy in the birthday party.
I would prefer doing rock-n-roll.
If you say the word 'party' again I'll push you on the ground and beat you up.
Oh God!
What happened, sir?
Whatever I say, it happens on the spot.
Sir, let's have a party with the students.
Don't trouble him.
If you don't listen, sir will pinch your legs.
Oh my God! Why did he pinch me? It was you who had said it.
Sir, birthday party.
Look, if sir gets angry.
Enough!, Don't speak a word any further.
Before I leave for a heavenly abode, let me celebrate my birthday.
Happy birthday to you, sir!
Why these tears?
These are tears of joy.
-I hate tears. -Really?
When I look behind at the 45 years that have passed
besides dancing, I've never celebrated my birthday.
Really?
-Raja... -Sir!
I wish I'd have someone like you as my kin.
Your wish will come true but first fulfill your dream.
You didn't write my name on it.
You noticed that but you didn't notice my love for you.
Raja!
Stop!
What happened?
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
God has given you a body without brains.
Tell me what happened?
You keep quiet.
Why did you speak at the last minute?
What did she say?
Please tell me what she said.
It's Shweta's birthday today.
Had I known this fact, I would've ordered two cakes from the cake shop.
You and Shweta, both are equally dear to me.
Whom should I think about? I'm in a fix.
I must say, that was a good plan.
-Now what should I do? -Stop this over acting.
Tell her to cut the cake. I'll eat it.
You're a great man.
Go and pay the bill. Till then she'll cut the cake.
Go.
Baby, cut the cake.
I won't cut the cake.
Hey Shweta, are you still thinking about yesterday's incident?
Just forget about what you saw.
Now we're just good friends.
But if you have special feelings for me, don't cut the cake. It's okay.
-It's okay. -If you want to get rid of him, cut the cake.
Don't think too much. You just have to cut a cake.
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
How did you find out about her birthday?
I ought to know my lover's birthday.
Lover? But you said she's a friend.
As a lover I brought the cake but celebrated her birthday as a friend
-I must say you're simply great. -Music.
Shweta, I'm seeing you so happy for the first time.
Oh God! Sorry, my mistake.
Ooh la la! Ooh la la!
Hey!
Oh Sorry again. My mistake. Ooh La la!
My mistake. Ooh La La!
You.
At right is the hotel, at left is my father's bungalow.
Baby, the choice is yours.
Hey!
If you go left, you will find Jaslok hospital.
If you go right, you will find Apollo hospital, The choice is yours.
I'm dead.
You got a slap!
Why did you say the dialogue when I'm the hero?
Go and save my student.
No, That'll create a big problem.
-But that's a good deed. -Don't you watch movies?
A rogue teases the heroine. The hero enters and beats up the rogue.
They fall in love, sing duets and dance together
I don't know how to sing duets.
Tell him that you consider him as your brother.
If you lose your dignity, it won't get restored again
I guarantee you that she won't fall in love with you.
-Are you sure? -Yes. I'm very sure.
You're behaving as if you will save the girl from me.
Are you a cannon?
It's okay if you change your expression.
You don't change your expression or else the situation will change.
Be as it is.
Hey! Whoever annoys me, I'll beat him black and blue.
Sir, there's a shine in her eyes.
Her lips are shivering, Her expressions are changing.
-Has she fallen in love with me? -No.
You go and fight.
Because of you, we're no longer friends, We've become lovers.
Look at her! She's giving me a smile.
She's smiling That means she loves me too.
Oh my! Why is your right eye twinkling.
Tell me honestly. Have you fallen in love with me?
No.
Thank God I'm saved!
There's nothing between Shweta and me. You won the bet.
Sir, why are you crying?
Oh! Tears of joy, right?
No! These are tears of sorrow.
Why?
Look down.
Sir, how come I have four hands instead of two?
Hey Shweta, what about sir's promise?
To hell with his promise!
She's a child. Don't pay heed to what she says.
You distance yourself from her.
Sir, whether the saree falls on the thorns..
..or the saree falls on the thorns..
...It's the saree that gets torn.
-The proverb has come true. -What kind of sound was that?
It's the sound of the saree ripping, sir!
Son, it's time for you to come up. Laugh as much as you want.
Shweta gave her fiance's ring to me.
You played a good prank on that teacher.
He's a fool! He thought you're actually Savita.
Despite falling on flowers, that jerk thought I was dead.
Hey! -Who is it?
That means you heard everything. Start to end, everything.
Sir! -Sir, please... -You both tried to fool me.
Sir, whom are you calling?
Your death. -No, sir. -Hello.
Yes, darling. -Where are you? -I'm fishing.
I've caught hold of that man who tried to woo your girlfriend.
Who is he? -Come here with the same emotion and anger.
When I teach dance, I'm Vidya Balan.
When I get angry, I turn into a terminator.
He looks furious. Sir, please forgive me.
I'll do as you say. What do you want? Just name it.
I beg of you. -Hey! What's that?
Sir, Big B had gifted me this ring. It's worth 10 crores.
10 crores! -I'll give up my life but won't part with this ring.
Raja, give it to sir. We'll buy another one.
Give it to him. -No, I won't.
Give it. -No, I won't. -You have my swear.
He'll give it to you, sir.
Don't cry, Raja.
This ring will take you a long way. -Really?
Sir, what will you tell him when he arrives?
I'll tell him that he ran away. And what about Shweta?
I'll tell him that she's practising dance. But sir, she ran away.
What! -Yes, sir. Shweta eloped with that boy.
Sir! Sir!
Where's that boy? -I don't know, sir.
He ran away. -Where's Shweta? -I don't know, sir.
Shweta ran away. -Where did they go?
I swear I don't know anything. Trust me.
Hey! How did this ring land on your finger?
This is my ring. It's worth 10 crores.
B! B stands for... Balan.
B stands for Babu, not Balan. And that's me.
No. B neither stands for Babu nor Balan. It stands for Big B.
I mean Mr. Bacchan. -Jerk, that's the engagement ring that...
This ring will take you a long way.
How does he look? -Sir, your student's call.
Why is he giving you a call? He's the one with whom your...
...girlfriend eloped.
You nasty broker!
You're the one who helped my fiancee elope with this man.
Take the call. Talk to him. I said, take the call.
Put on the speaker.
Sir, there's a monkey standing beside you. Please give him the phone.
Monkey? Where? -He's talking about me.
Oh! That means you're a real monkey.
Hey you! -Hey! Don't yell. Save your energy.
Don't talk too much or else your phone's battery will go dead.
Come to me. I'm at Lonavala Khandala. Today it's either me or you!
Come immediately.
You threatened him. Aren't you scared of him?
Shweta, my darling. When God sent me to this world...
He didn't give me money and fame. He just gave me one thing.
Lots of courage. A truck doesn't stop without applying brakes.
And a true lover never bows down in front of anybody.
That's why I like you. I've always lived under fear.
You've changed my life. Give me a kiss so that my life changes too.
Come on, give me a kiss.
For the first time in my life I was going to get a kiss. But you...
...people intervened.
Couldn't you come 5 minutes late? The police never arrives on time.
But the villain arrives before time.
Boss, let's go to the market to have some sweets.
Hey wait! Hey baldie, why are they beating me up?
Because you love that girl. -Just because I love a girl?
Laila, Majnu, Akbar, Birbal, gave up their lives for love.
Can't you bear some thrashing? Were Akbar and Birbal lovers?
I don't want to fall in this mess called love. Take this girl away.
Take her away. -Let's go, sister in law.
Go away, girl. I don't want to get into trouble.
Boss, I've done it. Here, hold sister in law.
Be happy! -Come.
Hey baldie! -What? Why did you hand over my girlfriend to him?
Boss loves her.
Does he love her? -Their love is 10 years old.
My love story is just 10 days old and I was thrashed so badly.
He loves her since 10 years. How badly should he be thrashed?
His Math makes sense. -Nobody can dare to...
Till date I've thrashed people for the sake of other's well being...
But today for the first time I'll thrash you all for the sake of my love.
I'll make each one of you see stars at day time.
Darling, I'm tired of getting thrashed.
To enhance my energy, give me a kiss with your luscious lips.
Whoever annoys me, he loses his life.
Stop! Don't kill him.
Raja!
That was such a bad dream.
I dreamt that the death angel is taking me to hell.
Oh my God!
You weren't dreaming, son. This is for real.
Where am I? -At Yamlok.
Where's Shweta? -On the earth.
You died a short while ago.
The car fell on you. Watch the flashback.
Mom! I'm dead! They killed me!
Stop! I said, stop.
He seems to be a rich man and that man looks like a beggar.
He's being tortured while the other man is being taken in a palanquin.
Why this injustice? -So what if he's a rich man!
He's a sinner. He has never done any good deed.
So, he's being taken to hell. -Although being a beggar, he has...
...always helped others and done good deeds.
That's why he's being taken the heaven. -In this world...
...we keep an account of good and bad deeds, not money.
When will the earthlings understand such a simple logic?
They're just running behind money like dogs. Bring them in.
I bet Hell will be 90% housefull.
Wait! Stop! Halt the flight!
What do these screens mean?
Are these multiplexes of your world?
That's not a multiplex. It's the Yam-o-meter.
These screens show the good and bad deeds of a person.
Watch for yourself.
But who are those people? They seem to be fighting for life.
They are checking their good and bad deeds.
The green bar stands for good deeds and red bar stands for bad deeds/.
On account of good deeds if a person wants to live more...
He should do more good deeds.
But if... -If his bad deeds are more, he will die.
Brother, please show my chart too.
You're already dead. Show this cheater's Yam-o-meter.
Why did you get a shock? I think my over excessive good deeds...
..have caused the yam-o-meter to blast.
Your over excessive bad deeds have blast the Yam-o-meter.
That's not fair, God. You sent me on earth with an ill fate.
At least I could see on... what is it called.. -Yam-o-meter.
But it isn't any better here. My destiny is like a blank CD.
You... -Long live Yamraj!
Why this loud sound? -We're landing in hell.
Long live! long live! Long live!
Now that's called a grand entry! I like it!
Chitragupta, enough of time pass. Get back to work.
What's going on? Chitragupta! -Yes, my lord.
Why is everything shaking? -The entry of a Mumbai man has...
...shook your throne. Later you will be shaken completely.
Come. -Oh my God! You look awesome, just as it's shown in movies.
But you're obese. Along with killing, if you start walking and dieting..
...you will look slim and smart. Anyway, where's that shortie...
...who keeps an account of everyone's deeds.
That accountant type! -On your right. -What's up, dude?
I'm fine. Tell me how are you? -Chitragupta!
Yes, my lord. -Narrate the list of sins this man has committed.
I never committed any sin. Then why this useless formality?
I've never done any scam or fraudulent activities.
I just wanted to take Shweta's kiss and I got punished.
I didn't even take her out on a date. I had planned to cross all...
...limits after marriage.
Human being, what is a date?
Chitragupta! -Lord! -Stop giving feminine expressions.
Do some work in office hours.
I'll put his throne on fire.
Lord, I made a small mistake. -Tell me.
I'm suffering from cataract, so I mistakingly claimed this man's...
...life before his time of death.
That's a big mistake and that too with a Mumbai man!
The people of Mumbai are sweet as well as dangerous.
Before he gets to know of this blunder, put him back in his body.
It's too late, Lord. His body is burnt to ashes.
Why was the cremator in a hurry?
What is done is done! It can't be reverted.
You're the final decision maker.
You tackle this problem. I'm off to a vacation with Urvashi and Rambha.
Mr. Gupta, are you ready for a duet song with me?
Look human, this is not the time to joke.
Can't you see we're going through a universal crisis!
What are you saying! -Let me speak, Lord.
You were supposed to get minor bruises in the accident. -Chitragupta!
Let me finish. I'm responsible for this blunder.
Chitragupta! -Keep quiet, Lord.
We claimed your life before your time of death.
Chitragupta!
Chitragupta! Chitragupta, what's going on?
Everybody, leave!
Lord, to cover your mistake, you told your men to leave.
I won't spare you! I'll fry both of you in boiling oil.
I'll chop you into pieces and prepare dinner.
And serve everyone as a buffet dinner.
I'll show you the place called Hell.
The very mention of Mumbai people would make me nervous.
Couldn't you find anyone else to make a mistake?
Had this mistake occured on earth instead of Yamlok...
...it would've been a breaking news on all news channels.
Yam's cabinet scam! India will remain shut for a day!
The SMS competition would've begun.
Yamlok's macho army, tell me is there any news channel to hear my saga?
Narayan! Narayan!
Naradh muni, the main entrance doors are closed.
Then how did you get in?
Lord, I entered through the back door.
Well, something seems to be wrong over here.
That's what this instrument told me.
You're right. They have ruined my life.
Human! -Yes? -Calm down for a moment.
That's not possible. -Human, our reporting business is running low.
Since last two years, I didn't get a single breaking news.
If I get your news, I'll run a no confidence motion against Yuva.
Soldiers! -Yes, Lord! -Take Naradh Muni away and throw him...
...5-6 worlds away. -As you say, Lord.
This is grave injustice! This is the internet age.
No matter where you dump me, I'll telecast this news for sure.
Naradh was about to telecast this news but you're getting him...
...thrown 5-6 worlds away.
He's a saint. So, he didn't oppose. But I'm not like him.
I'll hang you both upside down and show you stars at day time.
Human.. -Yes? -I'll send you back on earth by tomorrow.
Until then you can relax in my private chamber.
Everything's available.
Lord, with these hands you punish the sinners.
Today with the same hands you're serving him wine.
...just like a waiter. Rambha, I'm coming. -Chitragupta!
Lord, I've tried all kinds of wines of this world.
But I've never had such wine before. Which brand do you drink?
I'm in high spirits. Wait both of you.
What is it? -If you go away, who will play games with me?
What! Games? -Yes. I've a habit of playing games after getting drunk.
Or else I can't sleep. -You can't play any games over here.
Narayan! Narayan! -Lord, Naradh is spying on your moves.
If he gets a cue about our mistake, he'll show a live telecast of...
...you, me and him.
Let's play a game.
This jerk has placed a pumpkin on my head.
I wonder what he's going to play.
Now I'm going to hit the pumpkin.
No!
The pumpkin must be heavy. Let me place this small and light lemon.
No, Chitragupta! Remove the lemon. -Now set an aim.
Stop! Don't move! I won't spare the lemon!
Mr. Gupta.
I'm running with an arrow on my ass.
Lord, if we don't settle this matter quickly, we'll land in trouble.
Hey! He's here.
Welcome! -Why are you people shouting?
Target achieved! -What happened?
Your back has been attacked. -How?
Don't stretch the matter too far.
There are many arrows following you.
Wait, reporter. Where are you going?
I thought you opened the doors to welcome me. But there's...
...some other exercise going on over here.
Stop! Don't annoy me any further.
Or else I'll shoot more arrows.
Don't angry me.
Thank God he's gone to sleep.
This man is an eye opener for me.
What lesson did you learn? -These arrows have taught me not...
...to poke my nose in someone else's matter.
Please halt, Naradh. This man had shot three arrows on you.
I can see two arrows. Where's the third one?
I don't know where it's lost. I'll go home and check.
Search in every nook and corner.
Lord, you promised to send me back on earth. Why did you doze off?
Human, I pondered over this matter but I can't find any way...
...to send you back to earth.
Give me some more time. -I give you a month's time.
Chitru, he appears to be harsh but he's soft at heart.
I don't know why but my left eye is blinking.
Father!
Son, are you from Mumbai?
What a good judgement! How did you come to know?
Because nobody else can be a threat to us.
But you seem to be cooperative.
Chitragupta! -Yes, Lord. -I've told you several times to keep a laptop.
Well, the matter is... -Shut up! -I'll solve this case.
Son... -Yes, father? -Lord Brahma has created 7 alike faces in this world.
Four of them have already died. Find out who out of the...
...remaining three is nearing his death?
Transfer this Mumbai boy into that person's body.
Are you happy now? -As you say, Lord Yam!
I need a body to live. Any body will do.
(Foregin Language)
Human, he's a Chinese warrior.
He's going to die in 2 days.
Do you wish to shift into his body permanently?
No haste! First I'll take a trial.
Trial? -I've to spend my entire life in that body.
I'll take a back door entry in that body, spend one hour.
If I'm comfortable, I'll stay or else I'll come back.
That's a deal. Off you go!
(Foregin Language)
Are you talking about me?
At my right, the noodle said something and at my left this...
...munchurian smiled. That means I'm in some trouble.
Are they planning to make fried rice out of me?
-Greetings. -Greetings.
Today's my lucky day!
Why is he said looking at my happiness?
Why is he making such gestures at me?
I have no clothes on. The girls too are skimpily dressed.
Lord! Pull me up.
Lord, you sent me to the cricket ground but forgot to give me a bat.
There were so many bouncing balls coming my way.
Did that warrior lack in anything? He has a strong body.
But he didn't have the most important thing.
How would I enjoy my life?
Despite having the mango in front of me, I couldn't eat it.
Calm down! There's an African who looks exactly like you.
Go, take a trial of his body too.
I love African Safari.
-Stop! Where are you going? -Army is coming.
-Why coming? -You are a terrorist.
Terrorist?
Oh God! Mother! Father! Grandpa! Help!
I'm dead. What will happen of me?
Please save me.
You both are responsible for this condition of mine.
-I won't spare you. -Human, don't get angry.
You can take a trial of the third person.
No, Yamraj! No trial! No testing! No time waste!
Tell me his story. Who is he? Where does he live?
If it suits me, I'll settle in his body.
Presenting the Home Minister of Haryana.
Long live Home Minister! Long live Home Minister!
He's the Home Minister of Haryana.
Long live Home Minister! Long live Home Minister!
Sir, how was your trip? -I have my father's blessings with me...
...and the love of millions of people.
My trip ought to be successful. It was awesome.
What matters were discussed? -For security issues...
...I can't disclose any fact.
Every moment was pleasant.
Anything else? -It was really pleasant. -Change your expression.
Long live future C.M.
Hello, partner. -Hi, Ravindra.
You have a better fan following than the C.M.
Great! -That's the only thing I've inherited from my dead father.
Where's the meeting venue? -Our old meeting point. -Okay.
One... Two... Three...
Sage, I have a small doubt. -Tell me, child.
What is the meaning of Dhinkachika?
Good doubt! My friends, Dhinka means God.
And Chika means our soul.
Dhinkachika means your soul touches the God.
Touch the God!
Now are you all ready to touch the God? -Yes.
Shantaram, my son!
Tau, my son!
Ravindra, my son! May you get married soon!
That's not possible. Instead bless me that I may serve the people.
Public comes first and then my personal life.
I wish all of you a happy life.
He turned my disciples into his fans.
I thought I'm the best conman.
Not better than me.
You've done your job. Now let me do mine.
Change your expression.
This is the plan of a seven star hotel that we're going to build...
...in Singapore.
We all will invest equal amount of money in this project.
Any doubt? -How can we doubt your integrity?
You are the Swiss bank of our black money.
Since you've won a seat in the ruling party, we've done scams...
...of 200 crores.
All time record!
My black money will turn white after flying abroad.
Once your dream of becoming the C.M. gets fulfilled.
Your father never wanted to become the C.M. He was just...
...happy serving the public as a party leader.
But you don't follow his footsteps. -A person who fights for...
...others rights is called a leader, the one like my father.
But such people are useless.
And the people who back stab others are called politicians.
Just like me. I have money!
I'll get the C.M.'s chair too very soon.
People are waiting for you in your chamber.
We must leave right away.
I'm off to serve the people.
Minister... Minister... -Alright. your job will be done.
Call me later. -Home Minister... -Yes?
The government wants to build a factory on our houses.
Where shall we go? -If we vacate our houses, our families will...
...be rendered homeless.
P.A. -Yes, sir? -The government should serve the public not harass them.
Don't worry. I'll act on your request. -Okay, sir.
Ravindra... -Yes, Tau? -The Chinese group sitting in your office is...
...my client.
Lock the deal with them. -Leave it on me. Please have a seat.
Hi, sir. -I'm at your service. Tell me what can I do for you?
We need your permission for our factory project.
Impossible. I don't think these people would agree.
It's the matter of 5000 families.
I'm ready to pay you 10000 million.
They have invested their faith in me.
30000 million.
That's too less for an honest man like me.
50000 million.
Thank you.
Uncle Shambu, has mother arrived? -No, sir.
She won't come. I'll have to go and get her.
Mother! You gave me birth. Please accept my greetings.
Did you have your food? Did you take your medicine?
My words go on deaf ears.
You won't step in my house.
According to you this is a temple that your husband had built with his honest earnings.
Nonsense! If your husband would make money without...
...bothering or caring about others...
...I wouldn't have to live a beggar's life.
I know you will shut the door on my face.
Mother, for your dead honest husband's sake you have...
...severed all ties with your son who's still alive.
You're right on your part and I'm right on my part.
I don't approve of father's principles.
I can never be like him.
Nor do I want to become like him.
I'll live an orphan's life. I don't want anybody in my life.
Human, I'm sure you would want to enter this man's body.
If I steal Rs.100, you beat me up, put me in hot oil and allow...
...vultures to feast on me.
But this man has usurped millions of rupees. People are not...
...accepting him, his mother is not accepting him.
If I enter his body and come here after death, you will fry me in oil.
Right? You made a good plan of taking revenge from me, Yam.
Mr. Gupta, you're acting over smart.
Don't worry, Human. Nobody knows when a person might have...
...a change of heart.
Watch this trailer.
The under construction government building collapsed.
More than 100 people are feared to be under the debris.
The rescue team is trying its best to save the victims.
The Home Minister has reached the accident site.
People have surrounded him.
Sir, your friend Shantaram is the builder of this site.
What would you like to say about this accident?
Sir, answer. People want to know. You have to answer.
Ravindra, if the central government sends an enquiry commission..
...you will probably be arrested.
You won't be granted bail either.
I'll handle the rest. To get you the C.M's post is my responsibility.
Due to the pressure of the opposition party, Home Minister...
...Ravindra has surrendered himself to the police.
His supporters are angry. They're protesting for Ravindra's release.
They're carrying out violent protests on roads.
Many young men have put themselves on fire.
To curb such incidents, Ravindra has been released on bail.
-Hello Sir. -Master.
What have you done Chandru?
You're our leader. Look, I had told you he'll surely visit me.
Sir, thanks for coming. Sir, I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be...
No! Chandu! Chandu!
Sir, don't be sad. I'm not sad on my brother's death.
Every human being has to die one day. He's fortunate to have...
...died for your sake. I'm not sad, sir.
I lost my son! Sister, he was my only support. I lost him.
I raised him this big. Now what will I do?
We've committed a sin. -Do you remember, in olden times...
...thousands of soldiers would die to make their king victorious.
Don't bother about people. -Public forgets everything very soon.
Don't worry. -Don't get emotionally carried away.
If you ignore them, you will become the C.M.
Hey! You played with our lives to achieve higher position!
You killed my brother to get the C.M.'s position! -Help!
I won't spare you! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you! Rascal! -Don't leave him.
I'll kill you and I mean it. -He's gone crazy.
Take him. Put him behind bars. -Your countdown begins from today.
Your father and I were happy that we gave birth to a sweet child.
People have a misunderstanding that you're a good leader.
You would always kick in my womb. But it never hurt me.
But now you're carrying out so many atrocities on these people...
...that I can't tolerate it anymore.
I've always ignored your mistakes and kept quiet. Do you know why?
Because I thought you would surely change some day.
But now I've lost that hope too. Hereafter...
...you will never see my face again.
You couldn't fulfill your father's dream...
..You failed to become a good son.
Just fulfill one last wish of mine.
When I die, don't use my dead body for your political moves.
That's my only request to you.
You are our leader/.
Hello, my future C.M. What's the breaking news?
I'm going to distribute all our black money amongst public.
Hey! Are you crazy? -Tomorrow I'm going to disclose all our...
...scams and illegal activities to the media.
And I'll surrender to the police. -Do you want us to get arrested?
Yes. You all will be arrested too.
Don't you dare do that. We had a deal.
I haven't called you up to hear your nonsense.
I just wanted to tell you my decision.
We're done for!
Mother, today I've understood the reason behind your silence.
Please forgive me.
Listen.
Job is done! -Yes!
So tell me, do you want to enter his body?
I gave you options to recitify my mistake.
This is the last option available.
You have to take the final decision.
Think about it.
Last night Home Minister Ravindra died in a car accident.
Several ministers along with the C.M. and other famous...
...personalities expressed their grief and turned up to pay...
...homage to the deceased minister.
I'm from the opposition party. But we were like brothers.
He was very close to my heart.
He was ahead of me in every manner. Perhaps that's why he...
...embraced death before me. -Let me also say something.
Almighty, that's not fair. Why did you take Ravindra away from us?
I can cross my heart and say that a man like Ravindra can not...
...be born again.
He provided the poor with food and clothing.
He also provided shelter to the homeless.
O great man, please get up.
People need you.
You have to work for the welfare of this nation.
You must come back! You must come back to life!
Oh God!
I'm saved.
Get aside..
My dear people, when Mr. Rafi expired, the entire city had...
...gathered to pay homage.
When Kaka had expired, there was a traffic jam.
But I just wanted to check how many people gather on the...
...death of a minister.
P.A. -Yes, sir?
How was my act? -Super hit, sir.
Those who came here genuinely to express grief, thank you.
But those who were expressing fake grief, I'll break their teeth.
Hey! You got your payment, didn't you? Then play loud.
Now that you're relieved of all tensions, I'm leaving.
I'm a useless fellow.
You claim lives of people. You can single handedly manage Yamlok.
I'm guilty for my mistake. So, I'm coming, Rambha.
Urvashi, Menaka. I'm coming.
Chitragupta, you can't leave Yamlok without bearing your punishment.
My lord! -You will not only serve me but also my children and...
...their children and always slog in Yamlok.
That's a life long tension!
You must come back to life!
Plant, grow a flower! Plant, grow a flower!
Don't beat me.
Spare me!
Why were you yelling, Come back to life? The corpse woke up.
Fools, I take drugs and alcohol.
Look, my words won't make these pants get up.
Those goons mustn't have killed him. -Sir!
Hey you! You had gone to kill him, isn't it?
Or were you enjoying with some girl? How did he survive?
He said he'll finish him off. Does he even look like a killer?
You need cash payment and that too in advance and yet you...
...won't do your job perfectly.
Cowards like you should dance at a whore's place.
Quiet! If you speak a word any further, I'll kill each one of you...
...with this bottle right now.
If he's really alive, I'll behead him and place his head at your feet.
He's so confident about his death.
Is that home minister a human being or a ghost?
Who is it? -Good morning, sir.
Hey jerk! Why did you call up so early in the morning?
Please don't abuse. -You rascal! Swine!
How did sir learn so many abuses in Marathi?
-Go on, sir. -You swine!
-Stop, -Home minister.
Home Minister! I had forgotten.
Sir, hurry up, Everyone's waiting for you. -I'll be there in a jiffy.
Here I come!
After reviving from death, your body and language have changed.
Just wait and watch! Don't give a vulgar pose.
-P.P. -It's P.A. Sir.
It's one and the same thing.
-Where are we going? -To the office, sir.
I have to visit the office.
Oh no!
Once more!
-Oh dear me! Once more. -Sir! People are waiting for you.
-Home Minister... -Who are these people?
They are running the bulldozer on our houses.
We have permission. Don't take tension.
Wait!
-Hello. -Hello, sir.
-How's the work progress? -Excellent.
Everything's in order. But please tell these people...
Okay. Show them the permission order. They'll step back.
Where are the documents?
Sir, I think you're doing the wrong thing
I know what I'm doing.
Brothers and sisters, these documents are original and they bear my original signature.
That means you can't take any action.
If you say so, who will help us?
I said you can't do anything but did I say that I can't do anything?
Sir, you're cheating us.
First you cheated me. Now I cheated you.
Beat up these foreigners. Thrash them.
Chinese stuff comes without any guarantee. Beat them up!
Sir, earlier you were like Bin Laden. How did you become Anna Hazare all of a sudden?
-Tears of joy are rolling down my eyes. -You're making me emotional.
I need a tissue paper.
He's out of his mind. He chased away the Chinese company.
-His revival has become our death! -Glass of water, come here.
We're discussing a serious issue. What the hell are you doing!
Glass of water, come here! Do you want to play water sports?
You and your ill fated words!
Fools! I told you my words are not powerful
I'll show you an example.
File come here. File come here! It didn't move.
Look.
Home minister, enter from that door Home minister, enter...
Here I come!
I don't know how it happened.
Naughty trio! Are you planning to kill me again?
Why would we make such plans? We're old friends, isn't it?
I'm just joking.
Did you think about the matter I had told you over the phone?
What? Phone...
Dear rascals, I had told you to distribute all our black money amongst poor people.
Why should we give away our hard earned money to beggars?
What? Hard earned money?
Did you carry bricks, rode an auto, worked as a laborer or a porter?
You earned this money by cheating. I'm giving you all a week's time.
-Or else... -Or else what?
Or else I'll kick... kick... kick your... You know where!
What dance form is this?
What's the matter? Since I've entered this room, you're constantly looking at my feet.
-Do you have a doubt that I'm a ghost? -Yes.
Rascals, I'm not an ordinary ghost that you're assuming me to be.
I'm the godfather of ghosts.
Don't worry. You will be fine. I'll ask for a lift.
Please stop. My wife needs immediate help.
-Auto, please stop. Please. -Hey, halt.
-Somebody please give me a lift -Nobody's helping him He's asking for a lift.
But no one's ready to give him a lift.
-What's the problem? -My wife is five months pregnant.
She's having some complication.
-Okay, don't worry. -Nobody's helping me.
Hey! Do you want a thrashing? Get lost!
Uncle, if we get half an hour late for the assembly, is it okay?
-But... -I'll handle it, I'll bear the punishment.
You can save someone's life. Come with me.
-Hurry up! -You will be fine.
-Hurry up! -Sir, will you take her in that car?
What if the other car breaks down? My car is safe.
What say, uncle? Move aside. Don't take tension.
I'm there. No need for all this. Come on, move.
Don't thank me. Take your feet inside. Come on, hurry up.
Come on, hurry up!
You will get tired. Please have a seat
I'm the first reporter to give you this news.
The home minister is stepping back.
He's coming nearer. He's standing close to me.
Excuse me. I'll take it. There's a breaking news.
The Home minister beats up a journalist!
-What are you saying, sir! -Do you want to know why I'm beating you?
Sir, I was covering this news live since past half an hour.
Instead of live coverage, why didn't you take that woman to the hospital?
Rascal!
What's the use of this live coverage? Learn to help people.
Hold your mic.
Ravindra, my son. You've grown up.
-Now you should get married. -What are you saying! Marriage?
Marriage!
The dream of seeing your wedding couldn't get fulfilled, Raja.
If his dream is unfulfilled, his soul will turn into a ghost.
His soul must be wandering somewhere around.
You've committed so many sins that you can't be reborn even as a cockroach or termite.
You will suffer in hell.
Open your eyes. I'm reborn as a man.
I bet you're a ghost.
-Don't you believe me? -No.
-Raja! -Gaja!
Where had you been all this while?
It's a long story. Where's Shweta?
Stop dancing!
They're making me dance since last two days.
On top of that they're showering money on me.
Is this a house or a brothel?
At least you pulled the chain of this running train. Thanks.
Sweetie pie
I pulled the chain.
Now I'll pull your clothes.
-What about his one? -Is it an Android phone?
I'm talking about the dance, not the mobile.
Come on, get started.
Baldie, that's not dance but punishment.
My knees will hurt.
You will be responsible for my condition.
You have to dance or else you know the consequence.
Do you think I'll dance due to the fear of this knife?
I won't dance on your insistence. I'll dance on the music.
Stars are not in your favor.
Your destiny is on the sleep mode.
That's why your wife eloped and then came back to you.
I've oragnized this holy ritual to revive your luck.
It'll cost only Rs.50001.
What if something untoward happens?
Then you can get the special ritual done which will cost you Rs.2500000.
That's too expensive!
This is just a trial to revive your luck.
No live human can stop it but I can't guarantee you of the dead.
Let's go.
Shweta, get ready.
What's up, ladies?
Hey Shweta! I love you, darling.
Same shock? Same Raja. Come to me, baby.
Boss, Raja has become a ghost. He's here.
Don't forget to mention that he's taking Shweta along with him.
Boss, he's taking sister in law along.
Wait. Let' me lock this door.
Hey! -Sir, I think your destiny has taken sleeping pills.
Brake. Let me say hi to him. What's up, Priest? All well?
I'm speechless.
Hey you, stop!
Come on, hurry up!
Gaja, you're a superb driver.
He's off in his jeep.
Hey!
Where's everyone? -Your wedding got canceled.
You had killed Raja. But he's back from heaven.
He took Shweta along with him.
You're speaking lies. -Devanand. -Yes, sir?
Put on the, "Add to his afflictions" album.
Stop! -Hey you! Can't you see there's a passenger in my auto.
If anything goes wrong, you can beat me up with this shoe.
Come on! -Hey! -Baldie, where are you?
I've almost nabbed him.
Driver faster.
It's a deadend. Now what? -Take a U-turn.
Did you nab him? -Nobody can escape from me, boss.
I have two gifts ready for you.
First gift is sister in law. The second gift is her boyfriend.
They seemed harmless cats. How did they transform into tigers?
Baldie, will you fulfill my last wish? -Sure. Tell me.
Please allow me to whistle one last time.
It's just a whistle. Go ahead.
Would you like to occupy the window seat?
Hey fatso, this was my last wish. Bye.
Bravo, my friend! -Who's that? -Where's Shweta?
She flew away with her boyfriend.
What? She eloped? Then why are you whistling out of happiness?
If you whistle, a helicopter comes at your service.
Why don't you try it?
How far can he go! I'll get him back even if he reaches hell!
She's in a state of shock! This helicopter, these commandos...
...how did I become alive again, this is what you're wondering...
...isn't it? -Yes. -Well, the truth is that I...
Actually...
This is top secret. You will never be able to disclose it.
Yamraj... -You didn't answer my question.
I'm the Home minister of Haryana State.
Minister? Is it that easy to become the Home Minister?
I have a doubt. -Helicopter driver. -Sir?
Take a reverse turn. Madam wants to go back.
Drop her at the villain's paradise. -Please don't do that.
Why not! We've met after such a long time. Give me hugs and kisses.
But you're interrogating me like a CBI officer.
I don't want a hug from you. I want it from her. -Raja! -Come.
Raja... -Yes? -Are we going to live in this house?
Not us, only you. -I didn't get you.
I can't tell you anything right now. I'll tell you when time comes.
How will I stay alone in this house? -I'll stay with you.
Mother, how come you're here?
Before getting you here, I gave your mother a lift.
She's in a state of shock again. Gaja, let's go.
Stop! I've to settle old scores with him.
So, all of you go home and relax. -Sir!
Hey! This is your Home minister's order. When I open my eyes...
...I don't want to see any of you here. Get lost!
Come. -Very good!
You fought your death and came back to life.
You have the guts to face your death.
I'm the biggest fan of yours.
But this time even God can't save you.
Hey! Switch on your phones and talk to your family, wife, kids...
...keeps, girlfriends for the last time.
Because before death, you will remember only two things.
One is my face and the second thing is my punch.
Hey! Where are you going?
He showed his punch like a warrior but ran away like a coward.
Stop!
What happened? Why are you scared?
Because that's the graveyard.
I'm scared of graveyards and ghosts.
It causes shivers down my spine.
Oh God! I'm dead scared!
After dinner, I have you as my desert. Come.
Will you come along with me in the grave?
Do you want to hang on the tree?
Come meet the ghosts. Come.
Hey! Where are you going? -After 2 a.m. the ghosts of this...
...graveyard come out for a walk.
I'm going home. -Come on, go inside. All of you go inside.
Help me,
Help me, God! -The ghost is right above you.
Thank you. Bye.
You're scared of ghosts, are you?
When I used to take a free kick
the goal keeper would go and stand out of the stadium.
One day a ghost tried to touch my cheek
-I kicked his skull like a football. -Blacky!
-Yes.
-How about this football? -Which one?
You will kick me like a football, will you?
Hey!
Darling, where are you going leaving me alone?
Come close to me. Closer. Closer. That's it.
What are you doing here?
I got misled by my youthful desires.
You seem to be characterless.
Get your hands off me. Just show me the way.
Don't make way for your lustful desires
-I'll show you the way straight to my heart. -What a figure!
Fix my meeting with her, Please.
No, She's mine.
You won't be able to do anything. Let me handle her.
She's mine.
She's mine too.
-No, She's mine. -She's mine.
One delicate woman stuck between two sharp men.
Now she's all mine.
-Narsimha... -Yes.
In order to fulfill your lustful desires you've
forgotten that you're already stabbed.
Mr. & Mrs. Hell tour guides.
How come you're here? Are you here to take me back?
Hey, your passport has arrived.
It's time to take off.
Beat him black and blue.
-Our task is over. -We're going back to Hell.
Long live Yamraj!
Convey my regards to Yamraj.
Is the job done?
The person you're trying to call is travelling to Hell.
This customer is permanently out of reach.
-Who's that? -Bis boss!
I told you to stop all you illegal activities.
So, you planned to to put an end to my life.
Till now I was just sitting back and watching the dram.
Now just wait and watch! It's revenge time!
-Hello. -I'm Paras from Income Tax office.
Yes Paras, Tell me.
A raid will be conducted at your residence in an hour's time.
What! Raid!
The income tax department is going to conduct a raid at our place.
Hide all the cash, agreements, documents at once.
Where is Ramu?
Madam.
Play the flute or else his blood pressure will rise.
Load these bags in the cars and take rounds of the city.
Go.
Don't return until I call you.
Yes, Paras tell me
I've got fresh information that the raid has been cancelled.
It is cancelled.
Sir.
Hello, The raid has been canceled.
-Come back home. -Okay, sir.
Yes, Paras. Tell me.
Sir, the raid will be conducted.
But you said it is cancelled.
What can I do, sir! I've confirmed this news.
Oh no!
Sir.
The raid is going to take place. Keep on taking rounds.
Don't stop at any point.
Sir, Paras here.
Is the raid cancelled again.
You're giving me wrong information since morning.
I didn't call you. This is my first call since morning.
First call?
That means Ravindra... Oh no!
My money! Property!
-Sir! -Is my money safe?
Absolutely safe, sir.
-Come back home immediately. -Okay, sir.
Sir!
Why are you shouting?
You
I've been robbed you are playing flute.
Shut up!
Shantaram! Is your money and property safe?
Is it safe? Tell me,
Shantaram. Do you need security?
You will get it.
The cars have reached safely.
When did you remove the money?
You had told them to take rounds of the city.
They're human beings after all. Don't they get hungry?
Don't they feel thirsty?
Don't they have the urge to urinate?
They were alert.
Give me my money back.
He's spoiling the crease of my shirt. Help!
Are you waiting for my jacket to get torn? Help!
Take him away!
Put him behind the bars
I can't bear to see my childhood friend getting beaten up.
Rascal!
Listen, All of you don't beat him together. Only few at a time.
Okay Sir.
God, I've sent one villain behind bars. I won't spare the other one.
I'll break his bones too.
Beat them black and blue. Break their bones.
Finish them off.
Then what next?
After that I'll get married.
The whole city will dance in my wedding.
Who will dance for us! We're orphans.
Gaja, don't say that again.
-We're not orphans. -Then what?
-I have a mother. -Mother?
Where?
Gaja, I'll go and meet mother. You wait here.
Hello, sir.
-Hello. -How come you're here at our old age home?
Does Mrs. Parvati stay here?
Yes, sir.
How is she related to you?
Well... she's my mother.
-She's your mother. -Yes.
She never mentioned this fact, Please come.
Mrs. Parvati.
-Hello. -Hello.
Your son is here to meet you.
Mother!
Please come back home.
Mother, believe me.
I'm not that old son of yours. I'm a changed man.
Please come back home.
How should I make you believe?
I don't understand what to do.
What happened?
-She didn't talk to me. -Why?
Hey Gaja, do you know why she refused to come along with me?
Why?
Because mother had made many friends in this place.
When a child has many friends in school, he refuses to go home.
That's the problem with mother too.
If I send all her friends back home..
..then perhaps she'll agree to come back home.
Is that possible?
-Nothing is impossible for me. -Sir!
Sir, you're a great man.
Change your expression.
Okay, sir.
How can people leave their parents at the old age home?
Today's man sits on his wife's lap and enjoys movies, dance, pubs.
Hold each one's collar and get them here.
Okay Sir!
How's it?
Hey, where are you taking me?
Hey! Who are you?
This is not hooliganism!
Just because you're the home minister..
..you can't do anything you want.
Answer us, sir.
We're asking him and he's distributing lemons!
Are you drunk to give us lemons?
-Yes, Answer us. -Quiet!
You all look hale and hearty, then why did you send your...
..parents to the old age home?
Oh!
What's wrong in that? I send Rs.10000 on the 1st of every month.
What else do they need?
Oh!
Let me tell you one more thing.
We call them daily.
Do we give them any trouble?
P.A. why did you gather these people unnecessarily?
According to them their parents are..
..getting all the facilities at the old age home.
We have cleared our point.
Now you please tell us why you gave us these lemons?
You guys are looking after your parents so well.
So, I thought of giving you some entertainment.
Good idea, sir! We're ready.
We all will play a game.
It's called Mother, Father and Lemon.
Wow!
-It sounds interesting, sir. -It's more interesting than me.
Sir, let's start the game.
I can't control anymore.
There's no use of holding the lemon in your hand. Place it on your head.
Okay.
Now close your eyes.
Okay.
Now open your eyes slowly.
I'll shoot all the lemons without hurting you guys.
Let me tell you something.
The Minister doesn't know how to shoot a gun.
He's doing it for the first time.
Hey stop, where are you running, won't spare anyone.
Minister, if I don't reach home on time, my wife will kill me.
Do you think I'm a fool? All these people are playing.
Why are you cheating? Get in the line.
Sir!
When your life is in danger, you remember your mom and dad.
Do you shout, "Wife... Kids...?"
No!
Do you want to say something?
I won't trouble my mother anymore.
Don't forget how much pain...
...she must've endured while giving you birth.
Yes. -Hereafter there won't be any master bedroom in your house.
There'll only be Mother's and Father's bedroom with attached bathroom.
Okay, sir. -So, what did you learn in my class?
Parents are the most important people in our life.
Never make your parents cry.
Come on, hurry up! -Go.
Mother, look they all have left happily for their homes. You too...
...come happily with me.
Are you coming with me or not? Look... I beg of you, mother.
If I repeat my mistake, I'll bear whatever punishment you give me.
Please come home, mother. Please. I'm pleading.
Hey! First clean mother's room.
Hey! What is this! Roll these tears back into your eyes.
I've brought you here to give you happiness, not tears.
I never expected such drastic change in you.
I'm at peace now.
This is just the beginning, mother. There's lot to be done.
Father's dream. Marriage.
Don't you want to play with your grandchildren? You have to...
...conduct their weddings too.
Hey Gaja, say something. -Is this your wish or mother's? -Shut up!
Who is he? -He's my childhood friend, mother.
Childhood friend? -Gaja, I'm getting late for the Parliament session.
Take mother inside.
But there's no session in the Parliament. -Shut up, jerk!
I'll check every nook and corner of the city. I'll trace them for sure.
I'm very happy. But why are you one hour late?
Because I was selling sandwiches on the road. I'm the Home...
...Minister! Why am I late!
Forget it! We'll never be able to find him. He's not an ordinary...
...person like us to roam on streets.
He owns a private helicopter. -Hey!
Halt! Move back. Drive straight ahead.
Hurry up! Drive faster.
Why is he taking so many jerks?
There seems to be a problem with the clutch.
Raja, the road is smooth. Then why are you applying brakes?
Why did I take such a big risk of riding a bike with you?
Why? -To apply brakes!
Shameless! -Boss, there's no problem with the clutch.
It's a touchy affair.
I'm enjoying!
Don't argue with a policeman or else I'll double the fine.
I told you to stop!
Remove your license from your pocket.
You don't have a license. Out with Rs.10000.
Why did you throw my license? Why should I pay a fine?
Don't act oversmart with me. Who's this beauty? Where are you...
...coming from? Where are you heading to?
Did I ask all these things? Do you want me to ask or are you...
...giving me the money? Come on, hurry up!
Why should I pay you Rs.10000? -It's not just for me.
The Home Minister has a 50% share in it.
Even he takes a share? -Yes. It's the first thing in the morning that...
...he wants and thereafter his bed tea.
Don't mess up my mind. Give me the money.
This is only Rs.5000. -50% share is for the Home Minister.
So, I kept it. -Are you the Home Minister?
Sir, he's fooling a policeman. From which angle does he look like...
...the Home Minister?
Sir! -What happened, sir?
You guys are ruining my name. How much money have you made...
...since morning?
Rs.5000 each from you and him. You can take it all. Let me go home.
My wife is waiting for me.
How dare you offer me a bribe!
People like you offer them bribes and they form a habit.
I've no other option, sir. I belong to a middle class family.
I have a hand to mouth existence.
I don't have time to lodge a complaint against them.
Honest people are rare to find who refuse to take a bribe.
Corruption is a bigger threat than population in this country.
When will corruption come to an end?
I'm a big fan of yours, sir. Can I have a photo with you?
This camera has given me a brilliant idea.
Now I'll put an end to corruption forever.
Sir, we've heard that you've come up with a new plan to...
...put an end to corruption.
Yes. Its slogan will be, "Send an MMS and claim a gift."
It sounds like a T.V. show. -You're right. But this isn't a T.V. show.
It's a government show. I just want to say one thing to the people.
You have tolerated injustice till date.
But hereafter make use of your camera.
If you see any incident of injustice, record it on your cell phone.
Send an MMS to 68888111.
Our squad will reach there in 10 minutes and you will get a...
...cash reward of Rs.5000.
From now on the power lies in the hands of people, not in...
...hands of politicians.
My loan was sanctioned.
If you release my loan amount, I'll start a STD booth.
If you give me Rs.10000, I'll buy a ring for my wife.
Why should I give you money? This is injustice.
Injustice? So, you won't do as I say.
So tell me, do you have any proof that you're a handicap?
Son, get your birth certificate from MRO, and a handicap...
...certificate from the government hospital.
Send these documents through the post office.
If I get those documents, I'll tear and discard it.
I beg of you, sir. Please don't do that.
Don't waste time. Go and beg for alms in front of a temple.
Take a bowl along so that you get more alms.
Why are you crying? -I thought of living a respectable life.
But he says I should beg at a temple.
I don't want to live. -Don't be sad, son.
I want to die. -I've recorded your plight on my phone.
Send it with your own hands.
Yeah! That's like it!
You're back. Hey! Who are you? Leave me.
Come ahead. I'll make an MMS.
Come back to school only when you clear your fees.
P.A. I don't spare such people who sell education at a high price.
Why did you serve this notice? We can't take such low fees.
30% free education for the poor. -If we implement these rules...
...we'll be ruined.
If you take such high fees, how will poor children get education?
That's not our look out. We just need money.
We're not concerned about the poor. You people earn millions..
...by running a school.
If you give free education to 10 poor students, will you go bankrupt?
Gaja, he has a point.
Okay, then. We'll take a leave. -Wait. Please be seated.
Now that you all have come from so far, let's play a game.
Which game are we going to play with lemons?
Teacher, student and lemon.
Wow! The title sounds cool.
It's more cool than me.
Sir, we'll do as you say.
What should we do of this lemon? Are we here to play games?
I'm the education minister. You're unnecessarily doubting me.
I resign. -Okay. Don't shout. Here's pen and paper.
If you don't want to resign, why do you say so? Sit down.
All ministers just boast things. The public sees you after 5 years.
Send MMS and take a cash gift. You're giving away lakhs of...
...rupees to the public. Where does that money come from?
Ministers have done scams of millions. Where does that money come from?
I agree that I'm giving cash rewards of Rs.5000 to the public.
But do you know how much black money we get from one raid!
Despite shutting down your husband's illegal factory, we still...
...got 100 millions from there. Sit down.
Sir... -Shut up!
Look uncle, be it any department, whoever is involved in scams...
...I won't spare him.
Uncle, if you have a problem you can suspend me.
Folks, if you liked my speech, then support me.
And stop sleeping during a meeting.
If anyone tries to cross my way, I'll tear him apart.
I know how to teach a lesson to crooked people.
This is injustice!
Despite seeing whatever you people were doing all this while...
...I kept quiet.
He's doing the right thing. So, even today I choose to keep mum.
That's not done! -Don't yell or else I'll give him my seat.
Then don't complain if he places lemons over your heads...
...and plays the shooting game. No!
My father was a cobbler. Even I'm a cobbler.
But my son won't become a cobbler. Do you know why?
Because he studies in this school.
Long live our Home Minister!
Long live Home Minister! Long live Home Minister!
Long live Home Minister! -Dad!
Stop. Don't come here. There are glass pieces fallen on the floor.
Hello, Mr. Balram. -Hello.
Hello, Mumbai Harbour. What are you doing in Haryana?
When you were in Mumbai, I had helped you a lot. This time...
...I need your help.
Come to the point. -I've come to Haryana in search of someone.
I wonder where he disappeared!
Have a look at this photo.
Tau, I'm Shantaram speaking.
I'm getting scared in prison. -Don't worry. I'll get you released on bail.
Be rest assured. I won't let Ravindra get a hint about it. -Thank you.
If I send you behind bars, who will file your bail application?
Ravindra! Once I lay my hands on you... -Hey! Photo!
Don't crush the photo. I just have one copy of it.
Old man! -Boss, wait. I think he's gone crazy.
If we stay here any longer, we'll go crazy. Let's get out of here.
Tomorrow's breaking news! The superstar of politics, Tau, has...
...been arrested and sent to Tihar Prison.
And he'll break stones in the prison. -This political superstar Balram...
...will spend his entire day with the foreign minister from Uganda.
There will be tight security. If you have guts, get me arrested.
Goodbye! -Oh no! A glass piece bruised my foot.
What happened, Tau? -Ravindra has threatened me that by...
I won't spare him. One day I'll plant a bomb in his car and he'll blast.
Hey! What are you doing? Are you making a video of mine to...
...send an MMS to that rascal for a cash reward of Rs.5000?
No, son. I'll send him behind bars with the help of his MMS scheme.
Tomorrow you will attend the conference. -Okay.
Sona.
Hi! Hello, sir.
Hi, darling. I want to have a private discussion with her.
Sir wants to have a private discussion. All of you please leave.
You too leave.
It seems to be a serious discussion. -Change your expression.
Excuse me, sir. Our lady corporator needs to talk to you in private.
All of you pleae leave. -No need. All be seated.
I don't care whether she's a corporator or Prime minister...
...all discussions will be made in front of the cabinet.
But sir... -Shut up! -Hello, sir.
There has been a long gap since our last discussion.
We'll bridge all the gaps. Everyone's excited. Let's have a...
...group discussion.
No, sir. I can't do it anymore. -Mr. Subramaniam, you're the senior...
You must be having a good experience of such things.
Sir... -Yes? -Where's my position in this discussion?
You will support me in every point that I make.
Do you want to progress in this field?
Sir, even I need experience. I'll ready for it.
Is everyone ready? -Yes.
We're excited. -Oh no! -She's leaving.
P.A. why did she leave before the discussion? -Why would she..
...stay back? Her discussion meant... -What!
Is that what she meant? -Sona, have you done your job?
If I would agree, the entire cabinet would prey one me.
Why didn't you agree? It would've been a new experience. -Swami!
Sona, I was just kidding. Let's decide the venue for discussion.
The same guest house where we always used to go.
Hello. -Hello. This is my wife. Single wife! -Single wife!
Yeah. -Hello. -Hello. -Please come.
Wow! It's amazing. Beautiful.
Do you want to see directly? -Yes. -More beautiful. Come.
Good camera. Yes. That's fine. Superb!
Ravindra, my son. Have a nice time!
This camera will capture your erotic video and you will land...
...behind bars.
Hello. What's the status of your plan?
He has left with Sona. A breaking news will be out at any moment.
Breaking news! -Sir, he's coming. -Start recording. Hurry up.
Come on. -Before fulfilling your desire, switch off the light.
Let it be. If lights are on, you will be on.
No. Nowadays lights off makes me double on.
He's a tough nut to crack.
One moment. There's something soft that's hurting me.
Oh sweetmeat! It has soiled my clothes.
I'll go and wash it. -Come soon.
She won't be able to do anything. I'll go and get things done.
Why are you taking so long? Come soon.
Hey! You're back. -What are you doing? Control yourself.
You're not doing your job perfectly.
He's not cooperating. -Then mesmerize him.
Look, there's a camera over here. Just do this.
There's another camera over here. All you have to do is this.
The third camera is placed over here. Make him lie down and...
...caress his... face.
Very good! Before leaving don't forget to give me my fees.
He's back.
What is this? -Why has he covered his face with a towel?
No. Please don't. I'm feeling shy.
Oh no! There's no point in taking a video.
Where? -Take him to the other camera. His secret will be revealed...
...from aerial view.
Oh! The third camera. I'll take a video from the lower angle.
What's your problem?
He's visiting the loo so many times. I think he's not in a mood.
What are you doing? How many times should I explain? Show...
...his face in the camera. I'll explain how to go about it.
Lie down. Look, face the camera in this position. Got it?
Swami! -Sona! Don't allure me. We'll enjoy in the second shift.
You're back. -Hey Sona!
Superb! Ravindra, you're in trouble!
Swami, how come you're here? What's this?
Ravindra's erotic video, a film by Pavitranand Swami.
Give it to me. -You arrived at the right time or else today I...
...would've been ruined.
Don't worry, child. -Swami, please give me this CD.
Who's come? Swami!
The media is here. I'll show them your video and ruin your life.
No, Swami!
What is this?
Pavitranand's lustful act!
A film by Ravindra. Blockbuster!
Sir, you came at the right time or else I would've been ruined.
Double cross! Hey! How did you do this?
Just installing cameras and saying 'Action' isn't enough.
You should've seen who's shooting the video. Gaja, come in.
Is he your man? -Yes.
What's that noise? -It's the media. They're here for breaking news.
Should I give them the CD? -No, son. I'll give you whatever you want.
Give me the CD. Give me your entire property.
I'll give you 50% of it. -Only 50%?
Breaking news! -No. I'll give you my entire property. Give me the CD.
Children, did you have food? -Yes.
As you know I'm Pavitranand Swami and I'm a generous man.
The whole world is watching you, Swami.
What? -Your erotic video.
That's not posisble. The CD is with me.
Swami, this is the age of piracy.
So, this was your plan. -No, the plan was yours but I hit a sixer...
...on a no-ball. Police! -Police?
Sir, there's a breaking news. -Did the Home Minister get arrested?
Swami Pavitranand got arrested.
Sir, the foreign minister's wife has gone missing.
What! -What happened? -Your wife is missing, sir.
Where's my wife? My single wife! Where did you disappear?
She'll be fine. Don't worry. -Search for my wife.
I wonder where that fatso is! Hello.
Sir, as per your orders I've kidnapped the foreign minister's wife.
When did I pass this order? -Sir, will you cut the ribbon...
...or shall we begin?
Why did you kidnap... -What? -No kidnap. Taking a snap.
Don't speak nonsense. Don't worry. Your single wife should be safe.
He'll call back again.
Sir, we searched everywhere. She's not here, sir.
You searched upstairs? -Yes, sir. -Downstairs? -Yes, sir.
Did you search in the washroom? -Why did you disconnect...
...the call without saying anything?
Why did you get her kidnapped? -Who's that?
Excuse me. It's my friend's call. Who are you?
Why are you calling me? -Why are you behaving strangely, sir?
Why would behave strangely? I...
Sir, it was you who said that if we kidnap the foreign minister's...
...wife, we'll become wealthy.
That's a lie. -My wife! What happened? -He kidnapped your wife.
You kidnapped my wife! My only wife! why? -No. I'm innocent.
Bring back my wife. I want her right now. My single wife!
Stop! Why do you want to kill my dear loving friend? Tell me.
-Your friend kidnapped my wife. -No!
Don't worry. State problem. Wife back. No single. You double!
Where are you going? Officer, take him away.
My only wife! -Where's his wife? Answer me.
No, sir. He's kidnapper. He's fraud.
He's kidnapper? He's fraud? He's good! He's great!
Black Gorilla, don't take the trouble.
You go back. Multi state officer!
Ram Raju Rastogi. I'm a threat for criminals.
My name is Electric Singh. I'm international criminal specialist.
Let me question... -No. First I'll question him.
Wait. This North-South combination is mind blowing.
You take care of the north part and you mind the south part.
South! You stole the words from my mouth!
I'll give you a massage and show you the magic of my hands.
Ravindra! No matter how much you torture me, I won't give...
...in your demands.
Plan B!
This is an iron rod. It is truly said that Rod tames the brute!
This is a magical rod. It compels the person to open his mouth.
I'll thrash him with this rod. -I'll show him stars at day time.
This is the right opportunity. Let's make optimum use of it.
Speak up the truth. -Don't torture me.
I'm ready to sign whatever you say.
Come on sign. -My African buddy!
He spilled the beans. Your wife will be here in 5 minutes.
You're no more single. -You're God!
Welcome, Balram. -Balram has an injured ass.
He'll realize it tomorrow morning.
Shweta.
Where are you?
Who is there?
I am your mother.
Come inside mom.
Please apply some soap.
Here is the soap.
Take this.
Mom, Now a days I think Raja doesn't love.
No dear, that's your delusion.
No Mother..
Earlier, he would spend more time with me.
He hangsout more with others.
Can you look another boy for me.
What are you saying you idiot.
Girls have only one back..
..one heart and only one husband.
Where will I find a person like him?
He mimics his voice and enters into girls bathrooms
...and applies soap to their backs..
..and you are saying he is good boy.
-Do you want me to go out. -Yes.
How can I let go off such a good opportunities.
Give me a kiss girl.
Prisoners, are you all ready? -Ready.
Hey! You've started it again! -What's your problem?
Continue with your exercise. Our bail applications are accepted.
We're leaving.
Swami, where are you going? -You all carry on. I'm going.
Boss, my sister stays at Behrambaug. She's double the size of Shweta.
If you say, I'm ready to become your brother in law.
1..2..3.
Hey you, stop! -Hello! Control room. A man is running behind...
...the home minister's car.
Leave me. I'll kill him.
He has eloped with my fiancee.
Who? Are you talking about the home minister?
He's not the home minister. He's not a politician.
He's a hooligan. -He seems to be a crazy man.
Leave me. I'll kill him.
I've seen with my own eyes. He whistles and a helicopter arrives.
Leave me. -What's going on? How does Harbour know him?
He's not the home minister. He's Bullet Raja.
Oh!
DCP, he's my party worker. Leave him.
What! -Hello, Ravindra.
You're back! The punishment has made you sturdy.
Any help? I can request the government to allot a STD booth for you.
A boot polish business for you at the railway station.
My beauty queen! I'll open a beauty parlour for you.
It will be called "Dhinka Chika."
Just imagine! If we throw him out of this house, he'll starve for food.
And he'll beg for alms on streets.
Rascals! Wasn't that dose enough for you guys?
Why are we talking to him? Ms. Parvati...
My mother doesn't talk to criminals like you.
Oh really? She can trust a fraud like you who's posing as her son.
Won't she trust us, Bullet Raja?
Mother, why did you come out? Go inside, mother.
Hey! Are you scared that your mother came out?
And now she'll find out the truth.
We'll discuss this issue later. Now leave.
No... -Let him speak. -But mother, he is...
What's the matter? -Now what shall I say!
This man is a fraud. He's posing as your son.
He's fooling the people by posing as the Home Minister.
He's not your son Ravindra. He's his lookalike Bullet Raja.
He was a small time thief in Mumbai.
But in greed of money, he killed our dear Ravindra.
Mother, these people are speaking lies.
Please don't listen to them, mother. Please!
Alright. Agreed we're liars but do you have a proof or witness?
But we have a witness to prove that you're not Ravindra.
Hello, aunt.
Now do you believe us that he's not your son?
If he doesn't get punished, he'll ruin everything.
Sister, he killed your son to become the Home Minister.
What guarantee do you have that he won't kill you for your property?
Shut your mouth or else I'll bury you alive. -Leave him.
But mother... -I said leave him.
I know how to treat criminals.
He is my son.
Harishchandra and Parvati's only son.
What proof do you have that he's your son? -Yeah.
A mother is the biggest witness in this world to identify her child.
If you stay here any longer, my son will kick you out of this house.
Didn't you hear me? Get out!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, buddy.
Listen, I like this girl a lot.
So, which date should I fix?
What's the matter? -I must tell you the truth, mother.
Which truth? -Well, the truth is that...
...I'm not your son, mother.
I know.
I had learnt this fact that day itself when you had visited the...
...old age home posing as my son.
My son can only cause trouble to others.
He can never wipe anyone's tears.
The truth is...
I don't want to know what happened and how.
You have all the qualities that I expected in my son.
You take good care of me.
You're fulfilling my dreams.
This is more than enough for me.
And that's all I want.
Yam, you've given me a wonderful life!
Lord, did you see that? My mistake has turned into a boon for him.
A mother got a good son and people got a good leader.
Lord, where are you lost?
Chitragupta, till now whatever happened was pure happiness.
But the thought about his future incident makes me sad.
Tomorrow that human's life will come to an end.
Not only his mother, but nobody in the state is ready...
...to believe that he's Ravindra.
We can't do anything to him.
Tomorrow Ravindra will surely attend the Jan Kranti Party meeting.
People will start pouring in at 8 o'clock sharp.
He'll make an entry at 9 o'clock.
At 9:20 he'll deliver his speech.
At 9:25 sharp, the bomb that we've planted will explode.
One blast and thousands of dead bodies.
C.M., M.L.A, public.
No. It's not good to kill so many people in order to finish one man.
We have only duped people but we've never killed anyone.
Shut up! Duplicate! Do you think you're God? Get lost!
No. -I said leave. -No. I won't leave.
Baldie... -Yes, boss. -Swami's conscience has revived.
Take him outside for a spiritual talk. Take him away!
Respected Mr. Harishchandra Prasad had founded the Jan Kranti party.
Today this party has completed 25 years.
We welcome the public, party workers and media.
We request our Honorable Chief Minister to share a few words with us.
I am here not to speak about our party...
..instead to share its accomplishments.
In the past six months.
We have accomplished great things cause of Ravindra.
Wiped away the tears of sorrow.
Provided aid to the helpless.
Ravindra is becoming an icon for others to follow.
He has paved a new path for our party and politics
I hope that our party will soar to greater heights under the guidance of Ravindra.
Surely it will soar higher.
In a few minutes, you will be promoted high above.
Welcome the Home Minister.
Balram, my wife is among the guests.
Hey! Even my wife is sitting there.
Don't leave this can or else I'll shoot you.
What's the use of saving your wives in this age?
All these people will be sacrificed in order to kill him.
I have just a few words to say about my father.
There was no one like him.
Please pardon me for a moment.
There are still 3000 villages in our state where there's no school.
There are no hospitals in 5000 villages.
There are 6000 villages that don't have the supply of drinking water.
Our foundation will adopt these villages and fulfill their needs.
May happiness prevail in our state and no problems whatsoever.
Wait. Don't clap so soon. How will we arrange such a big amount?
...be wondering.
That's why I'm donating all my property and assets to this foundation.
Long live Home Minister! Long live Home Minister!
Not only that but Shantaram, Tau and Swami have also donated...
..their properties to this foundation.
Long live Shantaram! Long live Swami! Long live Tau!
They couldn't be here for some reason but they'll be glad to see...
...their families handover their property documents to the C.M.
Long live Home Minister! Long live Tau! Long live Shantaram!
We were criminals but he gave us the position of God.
If he dies, everyone's dreams will be shattered.
Balram, I'll try to stop him. Go and save all the people. -Hurry up!
Ravindra, there's a bomb planted on the stage.
Everyone get out of here!
Hurry up! Get out of here. There's a bomb on the stage.
Get down quickly.
Hurry up!
Raja!
Please save my son.
My son!
Laxmi, hold him.
Ravindra, I'm sorry we attempted to kill a good man like you.
Please forgive me. -Tau! Friends don't say sorry.
Friends only give each other a hug.
Hey! You escaped the bomb blast. But you can't escape my bullet.
Stop it, boss. -What are you doing, baldie!
You just have one gun. But they have many.
You better go to prison. At least you will be alive.
What nonsense! -Long live Home Minister!
Take him away! -Long live Home Minister!
Lord, your calculations turned out to be wrong.
He has turned his foes into friends. Now nobody can kill him, Lord.
Chitragupta, when two people unite, a new life takes birth.
But death can be caused due to many reasons.
So, it's impossible to avert death.
I'm fine, mother. -Come home at once.
I want to eat food from your hands... -Ravindra!
I'll shoot you with this rifle itself, you swine!
Leave him.
Lord, he's fighting against death. Is there no way to save him?
You know everything, Chitragupta. Look at the graph of his...
...sins and good deeds.
His good and bad deeds will determine his life and death.
The best wishes of people will add to his good deeds.
As a result his life span will increase.
As the bullet is lodged near his heart, the doctors say that the...
...operation can get complicated.
Lord, the graphs of good and bad deeds are at par.
Now only if a clear hearted good soul touches this man...
...he'll be able to defeat his death.
If a good and pure soul touches him, this man will survive.
Wait, my Lord. -Don't stop me, Chitragupta.
The bar of this good deeds is not rising.
I wish it would've risen, then he would be saved. But I'm helpless.
Sir, the doctor has called for you. Come quickly.
Just one pure soul.
Thank God!
Don't worry. He's out of danger.
Lord, Chitragupta! Have you claimed my life again?
Human, you stopped doing bad deeds, so you got saved.
I thank both of you to give me a second innings.
It's not me or God who saved you.
You transformed from a bad boy to a good boy.
That's why you're alive.
You know who's my enemy. Your good deeds.
Even destiny has to bow down in front of good deeds.
It's in Sanskrit. You won't understand. Goodbye.
Where did you disappear? Lord!
Son! -Raja!
Mother!
Shweta, when will you give me a kiss?
Chitragupta.. -Yes, Lord? -It's a pack up for you.
What if you get a wrong number from Mumbai again?
Wrong number? I don't need you anymore. I can handle...
...everything on my own.
I'll handle all Mumbai matters. You go and enjoy Urvashi and...
...Rambha's dance.
I'll enjoy here. You go and enjoy in heaven. -Alright, Lord.
I'll go and play a game of T20 cricket.