Damn network!
Digital India is a hoax. You never get any network
Look at him! Broken his toe but he still won't stay home
Papa I'm going to the class
Really? With no book and no bag
Isaac Newton is off with an apple in his mouth
Atleast lie convincingly
You've jinxed my day
Nothing good will happen now
I'm sorry. Please forgive me
I jinxed you on the day of your factory inauguration
Papa
Yes
Tell mummy you promised we'll have pizza today
No one will call for any pizza
God knows what kind of oil they use to make pizza
And we won't get any roti either
The flour is over. Please get some
Are you listening to your mom? Go get the flour
I'm not going to get it. I've injured my foot
You can go out with the injury, but you can't go buy the flour?
I have a class to go to. don't you have an off today?
There's no way I'm going. I'm like a slave in this house
I'm the one who's treated like a slave
Eventually I'll have to go, right? I won't go either
Pass me that pipe
Straw
There will be no food cooked in the house till the flour doesn't come
Then let's call for pizza?
Here's your tea
I had warned you not to go
Is it hurting?
If someone hits you on your toe won't it hurt?
Stop talking like a mad man
Why blame me? I had told you not to go from the beginning
Do you ever listen to me? You only listen to him
The instigator
What did I do? Why're you blaming me?
Why blame him now? Couldn't you have stopped me?
You could have laid down in front of me like a dead body.
Would I have gone over your dead body?
But no! You also had to play along
If you'd stepped on him he would have been crushed
You slapped him really hard!
The whole police station was resounding from the noise
I actually enjoyed hitting him
My ears were ringing
You know Sahoo, the constable? He was watching my hand coming up in shock
I hit him really hard. His tongue was hanging from his mouth
First I looked at you
Yes
You said go ahead and hit him. Then I looked at him
And he said no
People respect me in this city. Why fear a policeman?
Avantika not taking your call?
Who? Your sister-in-law?
I was trying to call uncle for some work
Really? You were calling uncle?
Go ahead keep trying. Try till you succeed
Brother, can I say something?
Go ahead
Don't call sis-in-law in front of Kranti
He talks rubbish about you
Really? What does he say?
Never mind. Just don't call in front of him
Tell me what does he say?
He calls you Radhe Mohan
Kranti calls me that?
Yes. He's a very poisonous man. He keeps spewing all kinds of rubbish
You know Urmila right? She doesn't take any of his calls
Even then he keeps trying
Don't compare Urmila & him to Avantika & me
Our relationship is very special
I have no doubts about that. But please be careful
Look who's calling!
Yes, Avantika!
Yes, what? You called me
Why weren't you picking up your phone?
I had gone to get train tickets from the travel agent
Are you going somewhere?
Not me, mom is going
There is function in the family for which she needs to travel
Oh okay. You got the tickets?
No
The Agent said it's peak travel season so getting confirmed tickets will be tough
I think I'll have to get them through tatkal
You won't get it in tatkal either
Why?
Because you've gone to the wrong place. You should have asked me
I can get them through uncle's VIP quota in 15 minutes
No need. I'll stand in the tatkal line and get the ticket
Then there will be no question of online fraud or agent commission
I think that'll be the best
Time to hang up. If it doesn't work out I'll let you know. Okay? Bye
Don't say sorry. It's not a problem. Even I make mistakes sometimes
No no no. Anwar and Kranti are with me
Really I can't. Anwar and Kranti are like my kids
I can't say things like that in front of them
Okay, alright
I miss you too
I'll have your order delivered in half an hour
Okay bye
Hey, I heard Urmila doesn't take your call these days?
Don't get disheartened
Radhe Mohan also finally won over Nirjara.
You'll also luck out some day. Keep trying
Did you know Avantika played cricket as a child?
Really?
There are photographs of her playing at her house
I am a little upset now
Why so?
You never told me anything
It's a very long story
Then tell me the shorter version
I was in 3rd year college when this Bank probation officer exam became a thing
There was so many vacancies in banks
I joined Santosh sir's coaching classes to prepare
She joined as well
We used to sit on the same bench. And we started talking
Then we started spending a lot of time together
At the time she was seeing someone else
As we got close he got jealous
And in a rush he proposed marriage
What are you saying?
Its true
Now her parents aren't going to marry her to just anyone, right?
So they did a background check on the boy
And discovered he's a bad man
There's even an MMS from his school days
No one knew about it. Not even Avantika
Her parents refused to let her marry him
She was very depressed.
We started getting even closer
Then?
Then nothing
We used to talk anyway
And then it got more and more serious
And she became very special for me
And you?
Even I became special to her
Buddy this is great!
She is great
You know, I carry so much influence. Uncle is such a big man
If it was anyone else they would use that. But she does everything on her own
Even tomorrow she wants to stand in line and get a ticket for her mom
Any other girl she would have told me to get it done
But she's insisting on doing it herself
She has so much self respect
That's the kind of girl I want
Why don't we go tomorrow to the tatkal office?
We can't just land up like that.
Why not? Only to help. Stand in line with her
That's a good idea
Yes
We'll have to go at 8 in the morning
We'll go
Cool
My family keeps giving me random work
Wash this, do this, eat that. Clean the car
Next time if I don't come out in 10 minutes, come into the house
Atleast they'll feel guilty and let me leave
I think we missed sis-in-law
Hello Avantika, did you get the tickets?
I was supposed to go stand in the tatkal line but I can't find an auto
Most of the tickets must be over by now
Anyway, I'll try and get there as soon as possible
Don't bother coming all the way
I'll get it done through the VIP quota
No no, I am just going to reach. Bye
Buddy! Details?
Hello?
I finally got an auto and it's broken down
I don't think I can get the ticket through tatkal
Listen, you were talking about the VIP quota?
You think you can get me a ticket through that?
Ofcourse! Even if your mother misses the train
I'll make sure the train travels back in reverse and picks her up
Thank you Ronny
Ok, bye
One ticket for Ranthambor, second AC, day after
273 waiting
How can that be? The bookings just started.
And it's over already. You're late
You should have come early in the morning
I am sure you know the benefits of waking up early?
You would have got the ticket and improved your health too.
If you do yoga as well you'll never have to visit a doctor
It's not my ticket. It's for my family
You have to take the money
No, listen to me
I don't want to listen to you
You have no idea how much mom was nagging me about these tickets
She'll take the bite. - No
When I told her you're getting it done through the VIP quota, she calmed down
Mothers I tell you
Please take the money
You're not stressed because of the tickets
It's because you're hungry. Eat something
I'm not hungry. Just take this
Ok since you are insisting
Okay
You will get your tickets
She'll take a sip from that
No she won't
She will
I'll see you later
Let me know once the tickets are done
I'll mail them across
Okay
Let's meet once I have them
Okay. Thank you so much. You always help me out
Thank you
People who are really in love, don't have to prove it
Buddy the samosa is burning
Not really. It seems fine
No no, it got burned yesterday
Okay
That's what he was telling me
Bye
Ronny why do you always come to me with such complex problems?
Find a solution please
Whose tickets are you trying to get done?
Her name is Neetu Sharma
Avantika Sharma's mother?
Stop this one sided love affair
Let her boyfriend do this work
They broke up
Oh
That's why she is free and I am busy
At such a short notice you'll only get them though the VIP quota
or the DRM office
You'll need a good excuse for the DRM guys. They don't give tickets easily
Don't worry I am a master of excuses
Sir
Yes
Sir
What are you doing?
Sir, I'm begging you. My grandfather is on his deathbed
My mother needs to be by his side. Please help her sir
I sympathise but all tickets from the DRM quota have already been issued
Please
It's out of my hands. I can't manufacture a seat
Then whose hands is it in?
Go to some big railway officer
They can give you a seat from their personal quota
Have faith in god. Your grandfather will recover
A senior railway officer can get it done?
Yes
Okay sir
Don't look at me and make these strange faces.
Go get the flour from the market
How do people eat these things?
What have you done? Why have you left the edges?
It's only bread
This pizza cost 650 rupees and you have wasted so much of it?
Look, this is 60 rupees wasted. This is 40 rupees wasted. Eat all this
Look at her
Is there any curd in the fridge? I'll rather eat that
You also waste the food
Pizza again?
Don't you dare say anything!
Papa, tell me something
What?
Are you still in touch with Shainaz aunty?
No, no, I didn't even accept her friend request
Why are you asking?
Does she still work for the Rail-
Are there no bowls left in this house? No it's fine. I'll eat it from this
So does she still work in the railways?
I don't... I don't keep her information handy
Why are you asking?
I'm helping a friend with his ticket
Who?
Please call her up
First you get the flour
Are you still stuck on that?
Don't tell me what I should or should not get stuck on
You will get the flour this time
I won't get it
Fine. Then Shainaz doesn't work in the railway either
Should I wash the car?
Flour
Hello Avantika
I've texted you my email id. Please mail me the tickets on that
I'll do that as soon as they are done
Oh the tickets are not done yet?
Sorry, mom is just putting a lot of pressure on me
Tell your mom my uncle is the MLA
If she misses her train I'll have her dropped by helicopter
Very funny Ronny. Bye
You would never get the flour for Kranti
Tell me who is the ticket for?
Anwar's aunt has to travel
You would never let go of your ego for Anwar's aunt
Who is it?
Avantika...Avantika is her name. Her mother needs to go
Avantika
Must be a very dear friend
No papa, it's nothing like that. She's just a normal friend
Okay I want to meet your normal friend
But why do you want to meet her?
I'll ask her to explain to her Radhe Mohan that he must do some work in life
You've seen 'Tere Naam'?
I've seen all the films
Papa, when the time is right I'll introduce you to her
So when the time is right I'll call Shainaz
Why are you doing this?
Listen to me carefully son
Don't have hope. Because hope is like a slow poison
Be like Salman but don't be like Radhe Mohan
Don't ever let me catch you running behind a girl on the road
Don't let you family be insulted that way
The rest is up to you
It's not like that papa
Okay I'm done
Please call her up
Just one call..
Don't be like Radhe Mohan!
Hello? Raju?
Yes
You're calling after so many years. I never thought you will call
No, its nothing like that
I am being silly, complaining to you. Tell me, how are you?
I am fine. I needed your help
Tell me, what can I do for you?
I need to go to Jaipur
Sms me the details and come home in an hour
You'll get what you want
Are you sure?
Promise?
Ronny?
Hello aunty
Come in
You're even prettier than I had imagined
Liar! I'm sure your father doesn't talk about me
He talks about you a lot
Sometimes I don't even understand what he's saying
Just yesterday he said hope is like a slow poison
Should I put these in a vase?
Yes yes
The tickets?
I'll just get them
Shainaz's message?
Like father like son
Ticket
Thank you
You're a mirror image of your father
Why won't this video open?
See! She's waiting for Ronny. Offer her some tea at least
You ask her
Is this my shop or yours?
Tell your father to call me
Sure
One minute
Hello Raju?
What's Ronny doing at your house?
What? You didn't send him?
No way. I didn't even know he called you
Ronny!
Ronny
What happened? Why weren't you taking my call?
It's because of the tickets
I was calling about that only
No no, wait, one minute. Hold this please
I had to go to aunty's house and then uncle's
Aunty? - No no uncle's
I had gone to uncle's house...
Tickets
Finally
So, what were you saying?
Sorry there has been a change in the plan
Meaning?
Because of the eclipse, the function has been rescheduled
It's happening next week now. Mummy has to go next week
We'll have to get the tickets done again
And these ones?
Don't need them now
Oh...okay
Can you talk to uncle and them done again?
Yes
Sorry I don't know what else to do
Also my auto is waiting. I am getting late for work
I'll go now? And meet you later. Bye Thank you
See you
Oh! My phone!
Avantika! Avantika! Listen!
Mr Pathak!
That's Ronny right?
No no, that's not Ronny. That looks like some Radhe Mohan
What an embarrassment!