These kids you see running around,
Give them only one each.
If we are not careful they'll finish everything before Chachaji gets here.
Remember, together with full energy
Before Chachaji gets off the stage
- Okay? Got it? - (Everyone) Yes.
Everyone is clear right?
If there is any mess up, Ronnie will not spare any of you.
Understand?
If anything goes wrong, you'll be the first one to get whacked.
Do you understand?
Come on
We swear by our morning tea.
It's now our brother's turn.
Come along
Get the elders and children to sit here.
- Offer everyone sweets and milk. - Glory to the Goddess Durga
- Glory to the Mother Goddess. - Glory to Her.
- Glory to the Mother. - Glory to Her.
- Glory to the Goddess Durga. - Glory to Her.
- Glory to the Mother Goddess. - Glory to Her.
- Glory to the Mother. - Glory to Her.
- All hail the... - Goddess Durga.
My sweetheart Harish is on the Cymbals.
He got married just day before
But he's here at your request.
Pratibhaji is on the harmonium
To give him company
And Juggu is on the drums.
He plays at all the function at the Chief Minister's house
And now let's all sing in glory
of our beloved Goddess
Lets be honest, the MLA takes all the credit
But my son Ronnie has made all the arrangements.
Without any help.
Where is Ronnie?
He should be here somewhere.
- Hello, uncle. - Hello.
You must be so happy?
Happy? What's happiness?
- But everything is amazing... - What's amazing?
Just stop talking
You three are the reason for each other's downfall.
Quiet.
Neither do you take care of the shop.
Nor does he go to work.
And Ronnie...
All three of you are the same.
- But... - Uncle...
Quiet.
Where is your little leader anyway?
Little? Don't call him little at least.
Ronnie has made all these arrangements.
He has done nothing. Where is he?
He should be on the way.
Really?
When he comes, you'll notice the whole atmosphere will change
Everyone will clear the road for him
He'll raise his hand... And give a big smile.
He's here.
I told you uncle, the atmosphere will change Lets go.
"I'm the king of my neighborhood"
"I'm the emperor at the tea stall"
"I build castles in the air all day"
"I vanish after sunset"
"I've roam the streets on my bike"
"I've watched movies in black"
"My luck is a little bad."
"But I am still on track."
"People call me good for nothing,"
"But I have a million supporters."
"My uncle is a minister."
"Mine."
"My uncle is a minister."
"He opens all the doors."
"My uncle is a minister."
Bro...
Bro you're here.
In a city full of zeros, Ronnie is our hero.
It didn't feel like a celebration till you arrived
Say hi. We are live
Hello everyone.
You know my name, right?
So a huge religious gathering has been organized by Hamari Party.
500 girls were fed this morning
And prasad was distributed
Tonight we've organized a big feast.
I'm just a small party worker...
- Look, Chachaji is here. - Come on.
All right, all right
Hello. How is everyone?
Good?
- How are you, Chachaji? - Come.
The arrangements are bigger...
Yes.
Has the party collected more donations this time?
No, I figured out some hustles
- Is the Councilor coming late? - No...
What do you mean no?
Is he going to come?
Or has he already come and left?
No. I didn't invite him.
What do you mean you didn't invite him?
When I spoke to him about the party meeting
last week, he cursed you again.
So I thought if he came here, he would create a scene...
So I did not invite him.
That's my decision to make
Not yours
He is a party worker
This is a party function
It's happening in his territory
So you should have invited him, right?
The whole and soul of the region is here.
Everyone welcome the MLA with a huge round of applause.
I'll request him to come on stage.
Please. Come.
I request our honorable minister
to sing a devotional song for all us.
- No, no. - Yes, yes.
- No. no. - Yes. Yes, sir.
I said No.
Okay
Please say a few words to our audience instead.
Since you are insisting, I'll sing.
Great.
Little cows, Little cowherds.
Little is...Little is my Madan Gopal
Huge round of applause please.
- All hail... - Hamari Party
- All hail - Ashwini Pathak
The King of Indore
Pathak Sir.
The whole and soul
Pathak Sir
How should our leader be?
He should be like Chachaji.
How should our Councilor be?
He should be like Ronnie.
Namaste
Ronnie listens to everything you say.
He swears by you.
Please tell him to get married.
Chachaji, this is my mom.
You are right.
Get him married quickly.
He can stay at home and look after the kids.
Namaste
Come on mom...
I didn't do it on purpose.
I don't know why my friends did that.
Maganji? Do you also think like Ronnie, that I was born yesterday?
- Chachaji, I... - I have had enough.
Don't forget your place in the world.
Maheshwariji is the Councilor
And he will remain the Councilor.
Let me repeat so you understand.
The relation between him and me is our personal matter.
What do you think?
I don't know why you made them shout those slogans?
Son, don't run too fast.
In our field, accidents happen very quickly.
I'll get your scooter back and slap him
Tell your mom, my uncle is a minister
If the train ticket does not happen, I'll get her dropped by a helicopter.
When Sunny Leone got off the stage,
I dropped her to the hotel.
What?
Everyone has their voter ID right?
Well, we...
If you don't have one, get one made.
I'm going to get the ticket.
In a city full of zeroes Ronnie is our hero.
Happy?
Very happy.
Really?
I was just trying to surprise you
I couldn't give you a gift for your birthday
You know I rarely have money
But I felt like doing something for you
You help people so much
You do all of Chachaji's work as well.
But you never do anything for yourself.
This is why I did all this
For you.
Didn't you try to stop him?
I did.
But then I thought about it and figured he was doing the right thing.
After all, you deserve it.
Bro have I made a mistake?
Not really Anu...
How do I explain?
Stop all this guys
Ronnie, do you know how many families of this city will benefit...
...because of you?
I'll be able to open my first bar and restaurant.
As soon as you win the election
I'll get the license in no time.
I'm not even the Councilor yet...
And you're already have demands
You keep asking me for things.
Look at Anwar.
What do you think? He doesn't have dreams?
Even in his dreams, he probably sees you
Bro he has started again...
- I am not saying anything wrong. - It's not like that.
He also has dreams.
Anu, you have dreams, right?
I do.
- Tell him. Tell him your dreams. - Tell me.
I have very big dreams.
You see. Big dreams.
Anu, come on prove him wrong.
- Go for it. - Okay. Prove me wrong
I have really big dreams.
But I'll tell you tomorrow.
You see...
I actually do have dreams.
You should think about yourself sometimes.
Father throws his useless son out
Hot headed father.
Now let people ask me, what my son does?
Call Jagdish pundit...
And tell him we are sending the Councilor's horoscope.
What about Councilor Maheshwari? Will he sell drugs instead?
You don't understand politics at all.
You don't understand
Look, once he becomes Councilor there will be a long list of freeloaders.
Now stop pointing out his flaws.
And get his horoscope matched.
We'll have to get him married before the elections.
Someone ask the big man first
What if he's already found a girl?
Who?
Who? Tell me.
I don't know.
No, no. I am sure you know. You can't get away so easily.
The headline has to be followed by the whole story.
I don't want to get into this mess.
Who is in a mess?
You hog and then create a mess.
Son you must eat properly.
Now that you are becoming a big man,
You should look like one.
This house won't do either
Why? What's wrong with the house?
Once he becomes a big minister,
Where will all the people who come to meet him sit?
On your head?
So where should we shift?
To Yashwant Road.
That's where all the big ministers live
Look, he'll become a Councilor first.
Then a minister.
He'll be accompanied by all these men and cars.
So a big place is necessary.
Councilor, whenever you get the time, buy the flour
Man strangles his wife
They publish such rubbish these days
Give me some as well
Ronnie, come on in
Have a seat
Good morning
How are you, sir?
You did something amazing yesterday.
You sacrificed a man to the Goddess
What do you mean?
We mean, how right in the middle of a devotional song,
you tried to get Maheswari sacked.
And now you are acting all innocent.
I didn't do it on purpose
It happened by mistake.
Son, a sin is like a child.
Once it happens, it stays with you for life.
What should I do now?
There is nothing you can do.
Maheshwari will do all that needs to be done now.
And Pathak will support him.
Both of them go back a long way.
But they haven't even spoken to each other for months.
They may not have spoken for months
But with these big people, when it comes to getting something done,
They talk and get it done.
Therefore as long as Maheshwari is alive,
Your ticket window is closed.
They can't open a window,
but they want you to open an account.
I want to open an account
Of course, ma'am
Savings or current?
No...Just wait...
I want her to open the account
That's our relationship manager
Great, I want her to open it
She doesn't open accounts
She deals with customers...
No...I mean...she's my relative
Oh. Okay. She's over there. In the cabin.
There?
Oh. He is out for sure.
Darn it.
Sorry, I need to take this call.
How the hell did shorty get a girl?
He must not have shown her his face.
Even this joker has found a girl...
Samosa, when will your turn come?
I had some bad luck this morning
My pocket was torn and my money fell out.
Where do you buy your jeans from?
Jeans?
I bought them from New Om.
New Om?
Yes.
He sells good quality jeans
Clearly you are not wearing them properly.
Were you hanging by the pocket?
Its nuts
Just buying clothes is not enough...
So, 12th class fail...
Where did you find her?
- At bhabi's bank. - Whose bhabhi?
Don't joke bro.
You fall in love only once, right?
That's what you taught Anu.
And Anu taught me.
Stop kidding around
Why don't you talk to her bro?
You know she is still unmarried.
Am I right?
Yes
He does have a point
I always do.
Yes, Maganji. How are you?
I'll be in office in 2 minutes
Okay. Okay. Bye
I'll have to go
See you
Bye
That's his worst habit,
Getting up mid conversation and saying
he has to go
Leave...leave
I'm going...I'm going.
Chachaji are you going somewhere?
Let's go. Our car has also come
Let's go
Is everything alright Maganji?
Look son, things become alright for someone, when they get ruined for someone else.
What do you mean?
Your Councilor's window is now open.
Maheshwariji has retired from life's test match.
Permanently.
May his soul rest in peace.
He is thrilled.
No, no. What are you saying?
Maheshwariji is our leader.
This is terrible.
Look at him drool.
No. Come on.
What rubbish...
I mean...
Someone is no more.
Look Ronnie, listen carefully.
When you come to the funeral tomorrow,
Wipe this smile off your face.
You better look sad
Don't wear this. Wear something white
Let's go. We are getting late.