-Really? -It's okay.
Even a slight drive would help.
Look at him. Always on his phone.
Stop it,
or you'll break the keypad.
Adi...
Anuj, look over there.
What?
Come on guys, let them enjoy their private moment.
He's completely changed since he got a girlfriend, Adi.
Anuj, you don't need to do this out in the open.
My house is always available... for your private matter.
You can ask me for the keys anytime.
Disgusting!
Ritu and I don't do all this.
Really?
The thief has a burning hat.
Let me see.
Just a burning hat?
I can see a lot of things burning.
Stop troubling me, guys.
Bro why are you getting defensive?
We're only teasing you with your own girlfriend.
Hang on a second,
you guys are a couple, right?
I haven't proposed as yet.
But you've shared a kiss, right?
Hmm?
Yes, of course.
Then don't overthink.
A kiss means you are a girlfriend-boyfriend.
That's it.
-Right? -Right.
See you tomorrow.
You in for tea?
Let's go, my treat.
What's wrong? You didn't talk much in class today.
Just...
Well, it's because I slept late last night.
Why?
You were talking to someone all night long?
Yes, I was.
Hi, Ritu.
-Hello. -Thank you for the book.
No problem.
What book is this?
This one?
Angela Christine.
My favourite author.
Have you ever read her books?
I can barely read the course books.
They bore me to death.
This won't bore you.
It's a mystery book.
It keeps the mind active.
You like mystery books?
I love them.
I sometimes manage to guess the murderer beforehand.
Wow,
I've never even managed to catch the thief in the "guess the thief" game.
Mystery books contain a lot of clues.
And I love to find clues.
Why?
Just like that.
You like it?
Thanks.
What are you staring at?
Your lipstick's shade is good.
It's not lipstick, it's lip balm...
The one you had gifted me.
Right.
What happened?
You think I don't get the clues that you've been dropping?
You got them?
Yes, I did.
Now that you know...
I still want to hear you say it.
Ritu,
I want to kiss you.
Are you serious about me?
Yes.
Prove it then.
Prove?
Fine.
Whatever you want.
Score more marks than me in the next math test at the Coaching class,
and we'll kiss.
Not math, Ritu. Please.
I'm scared of math.
But...
beyond fear there's a kiss?
Fine.
Where are you going?
To prepare for the kiss.
Did he give up?
No, he took the challenge very seriously.
He won't even reply to my texts or phone calls anymore.
Anuj, you've got a call from Amit.
How many times in a day does he call you?
We get along quite well, mummy.
And he always has his head in books during class.
His friends?
Umair! Adi!
Anuj?
He isn't meeting them either.
So much hard work for one kiss.
Wow Ritu, I really like him.
Vineet?
-Hmm? -Will you help me take a mock test?
Mock test for a mock test?
Have you lost it?
Please.
I'll treat you with ice cream.
Butterscotch and chocolate chip?
Done.
5,
6...
Wrong. Zero, zero...
Huh?
ZERO!
Write 6,
7,
-5. -Are you checking it correctly?
5,
Only 49 out of 100?
Even my teachers don't check so strictly.
Just let it be, bro. It's not your cup of tea.
You don't understand the concept.
You are just writing the formula everywhere,
that, too, the wrong ones!
Take this.
It's simple, bro.
Just flunk the test if you haven't prepared.
It's not a big deal.
Tell your parents the test was cancelled.
Simple.
All our mothers discuss everything.
My parents will know.
You've been studying for days.
I'm sure you'll get grace marks.
Grace marks won't do.
I need to top.
Top?
You want to top? From the bottom, you mean?
I haven't kissed her!
If you call in sick before the test,
Ritu will think that you worked hard for it,
but destiny has something else in store for you.
Who knows you might even get a pity kiss!
Note down my order, bro.
3 portions of vegetarian schezwan,
3 portions of Chinese bhel. 2 extra servings of schezwan chutney,
and 2 portions of manchurian.
What else do you suggest for food poisoning?
Fine.
Let's go.
Make it fast.
I won't get anything more serious than food poisoning, right?
Don't ask stupid questions!
We speak from experience.
Serious experience.
Dangerous one!
Are you guys sure?
I don't want you two to fall ill because of you.
How could you, bro?!
Our friend's in love,
can't we even risk diarrhea for him?
No, not diarrhea.
If you had told us sooner,
we would've done this 3 days in a row.
Anyway, there is nothing to worry about.
Nandu Chinese offers the best food poisoning in the world.
No competition.
Here it is.
Go for it.
Awesome.
Soldiers, this is no ordinary attack on our bodies.
The volcano that'll erupt in our guts due to this attack,
will help Anuj calm the volcano of love.
Ready... get set, go! Attack!
Yeah?
Bro, the volcano calmed down without an eruption.
Bro, all this junk food has turned our guts into steel.
What's the state of your stomach, Anuj?
Same.
This was my last chance, guys.
I will never get that kiss.
No way!
I'll help you out.
I'll get chits.
You'll get the kiss.
Paper.
You still remember me?
No, come on.
You took the challenge too seriously.
I told you I am serious.
All the best.
Okay, students, you have 3 hours.
If you require extra sheets and thread, they are on my table.
You may ask.
Also, no smartwatches, phones, or scientific calculators are allowed.
If found, you'll be thrown out of the class,
and that student will not be allowed to give the exam.
Am I clear?
Best of luck.
And remember students, God sees everything.
Because God is everywhere.
Start writing.
Ma'am, I'm not feeling well.
Can I please go to the washroom?
Okay, go quickly.
Dear Lord, Sara!
How many times have I told you guys
not to have Chinese from Nandu's place right before your exams?!
Go! Go to the washroom!
Full paper gone.
Don't worry,
meet me in the staff room during lunchtime.
You can rewrite the test there in my presence.
Go.
Get up.
Go, wash yourself.
And send some help to clean this up.
Ritu...
You've been here for the last 3 hours?
Don't you have to go home?
No "thank you", no "oh wow, you stayed", nothing!
Come on.
You're in a hurry to send me home.
No,
I was just surprised.
Thank you for waiting.
It's been a long day, right?
Yes.
For you as well.
Lets take a stroll in the park before heading home?
Sure.
Let's go.
By the way,
the look on your face
when that girl puked all over your paper was priceless!
God sees everything, Ritu.
Why?
I was cheating,
and that's the reason why this happened to me.
Then why didn't anything happen to me?
You were cheating?
But you're a topper.
People approach you to clear their doubts.
Who did you copy from?
Copy?
I didn't copy anything.
I just cancelled out some correct answers
when I saw your face.
So,
you too are serious about this kiss.
This is the first kiss of my life!
Of course, I'm serious.
So this will be your first kiss?
Yes.
You know how many types of kisses there are?
How many?
There are plenty.
I've done my research.
French kiss, Butterfly kiss, American kiss, Spiderman kiss.
Spiderman kiss?
Yes, the upside-down kiss?
I too was surprised.
What else do you know?
After we share a kiss...
we will become a couple.
Which research book says that?
Who teaches you all this?
That's what everyone said.
Adi, Umair...
And how many girlfriends have they had?
Not one.
How many do you want?
I just want you.
Stupid, you shouldn't believe everything your friends say.
Wait a minute...
So, we are a couple?
Ask me.
Ritu...
Will you be my girlfriend?
Without sharing a kiss first?
Huh...
One always gets grace marks for the effort.
Let's go.
Can I borrow your mystery book for a couple of days?
Why?
To leave some clues for me?
Maybe.