Ritu, I've planned everything to celebrate valentine's day.
We'll have lunch at The Crown of Bhopal,
then go bowling and then have Golgappes,
followed by watching the sunset at our favourite spot, Manuabhan Tekri.
I want to spend the whole day with you.
Me too.
Why aren't you eating?
Six aren't enough for you,
while I get full in just five.
The easily distracted minds of our youth are getting influenced by the west.
That's why we've decided that if find any unmarried couple alone,
on 14 February i.e. on valentine's day,
we will get them married immediately.
We cannot tolerate our Indian culture being harmed in this way.
Jai Hind!
Well, Anuj and I want to go out for valentine's day.
And for safety reasons, we want you two to come with us.
And who will provide us with safety, huh?
We can be assumed as a couple too.
What will we do about that, huh?
No way.
Okay, so how much money do I get for pretending we're "friends forever"?
- Greedy. - Freeloader.
It'll be my treat.
Someone's acting rich.
Then I'm in.
Freeloader.
You as...
Good.
Now, what about you two?
Well, that's the least we can do for our friends.
The least we can do for our friends, huh?
Shut up, you freeloader!
I'll be helpful.
You'll be helpful.
It's too much effort.
Hi, I would like to make a reservation.
Give me your phone.
Why?
I'll make a high-speed reel.
Fine.
Mom, the book's worth 300. How I am supposed to get it for 150?
Buy a second-hand one.
What do you want?
I wanted some money.
Why?
For a valentine's day date?
No, I don't do valentine's day.
I'm not interested in girls, papa.
No, I mean I don't have time for all this.
There's my wallet. Take 100 bucks
If I could get some more...
Keep the wallet back.
No, I'll manage.
It's okay.
Falling short, huh?
None of your business.
Here you go.
Why?
Buy her a nice gift.
- Shit! - Shit!
Keep it down. Too expensive.
That too is out of budget.
Look,
a teddy! What do you think?
Girls love to cuddle them.
Have you lost it?
That's Anuj's job.
Anuj, buy her perfume.
She'll think of you whenever she'll put it on.
"Buy her perfume", bullshit!
What if it offends her?
She'll think she stinks.
C'mon, guys.
Hello, Amit?
What do I gift her? A teddy or perfume?
'None of the above.'
'Buy her purple lingerie.'
'Convey what's in your heart with innerwear you've bought.'
What did Amit say?
Nothing.
What a grand entrance to a date, huh?
The restaurant looks more like a palace.
True that.
This is nowhere close to Nandu Chinese,
so don't keep chowing like there's tomorrow.
Sure, asshole. I'll only order mineral water, happy?
You gotta handle it.
Rooftop restaurant?
This way, the second floor.
Okay, thank you.
Amazing.
Dude!
Yes?
I have an appointment.
With whom?
With the hotel, of course.
Under whose name have you made the reservation, sir?
Oh.
Ritu. Ritu Chauhan.
Let me check.
Plus four.
Sure.
Please come.
Dude! Let's go.
Great view of the lake.
Awesome. Go for it, bro.
Anuj is one lucky bastard.
These two tables are yours.
Thank you.
Such soft cushions, bro.
My butt's never experienced anything like it.
Asshole.
Dude!
What?
Look behind you.
"I know you are within me"
"What do I say of my naïve heart"
"I'm always around you"
"Wonder when I lost my heart"
- "My heart misled a bit" - Hi.
- "My heart was softened by love"
You look beautiful.
Thank you.
You look nice, too.
So, let's start the "with friends in tow" date.
All the best.
Just a tomato soup served one by two, sir?
Yes.
And one grilled halloumi with pan-sorted avocado.
And...
one cosmopolitan.
- Thank you. - What's she ordering, bro?
You guys aren't ordering anything else?
Of course, we are.
Give it here.
Order away, bro.
I'll have...
Does eggplant parmesan contain eggs?
No, no, sir.
It does not have eggs.
It has tomato, basil, oregano, and buffalo mozzarella.
Buffalo!
Give it here.
You can have the buffalo, bro.
Do you like Margherita pizza?
Yes.
You'll like it, don't worry.
Close your eyes, Ritu.
Why?
Please.
Okay.
Can I open them?
Give me a minute.
Happy valentine's day, Ritu.
Why, roses weren't available?
They were, but I wanted to gift you this, instead.
Ask me why.
Why?
Because our relationship is just like a cactus,
it'll survive in any conditions.
So cheesy.
But I guess, that's why I love it.
Thanks.
Hold on.
I have something for you.
Here.
But before you open it -
Truth or dare?
Truth.
Why do you love me?
I love you because...
You are the first girl who showed any interest in me.
So you'd be in love with any girl who'd show interest in you?
No, no, that's not what I mean.
C'mon Ritu, this is a tough question to answer.
You tell me, why do you love me?
- Excuse me, I... - Excuse me ma'am.
Here's your bill.
You'll pay by cash or card?
Card.
Ritu, let me pay.
No, it's okay. I can pay.
Let me pay, Ritu.
No, it's okay.
Don't worry, I'll pay.
- I've saved money for it. - It's okay, it's my dad's card.
I've saved a good sum for it.
Cash.
Anuj...
This...
So much?
We just...
Sir, this is the combined bill for both tables.
Good one.
You paupers, dont you have any control?!
I told you not to hog over the food.
What happened?
We got a bill of 5800.
How the hell do I pay for it?
Ritu's not telling her anything.
She ordered the whole menu.
It's okay.
This is so wrong.
I shouldn't have brought you along.
We spared some time out of our busy schedule
so that you two could romance and this is how you treat us?
You call this romance?
Ma'am, your card has been declined.
Do you have another card?
Um, no.
Are you guys carrying any cash?
You know our financial condition, bro.
Ma'am, the ATM is just five minutes away.
You can withdraw cash from there.
Okay.
Anuj, you wait here.
Sonal and I will go and withdraw the cash.
Listen, call me if you need me.
Yes.
Such losers.
It'll be okay, bro.
Girls always sort everything out.
Yes, Anuj?
Ritu, did you withdraw the cash?
No, it got rejected.
I'll try another ATM.
240.
Okay.
750.
650.
- 650. - 250.
- Okay. - Another 250.
- Okay. - What's the total?
4930.
Your calculations are wrong.
Check it.
Service charge and other taxes are also included, sir.
We understand the taxes, but why the service charge?
That's not allowed.
Take it off.
Yes.
Take it away.
Yes, I've tried it thrice, and it says it's invalid.
Sure, I can wait.
These youngsters will target public places such as hotels, parks,
and restaurants on 14th February.
They will kiss in the open.
They go there without informing their family.
They escape through the bathroom.
They leave without paying the bills.
This kind of fun...
Did you hear that, sir?
There are a lot of youngers out here,
who want to eat for free on valentine's day.
They leave without paying the bill.
'Ma'am, what're the last four digits of your card number?'
It's 7649.
'Ma'am, this card has expired.'
'New card has been delivered to your postal address.'
I guess I had too much coffee. I need to pee.
Go then.
How much longer will your friend take to return?
I'll be right back.
She'll be back in some time.
Where's the washroom?
Sir, you can't go anywhere until the money is paid.
So, I can't go pee either?
No. Please sit down.
- Call her up and ask where she is. - sit down..
Sir, please put it on speaker.
Hello?
Hello Ritu, where are you?
The situation here has become quite tense.
The manager is here.
Anuj, tell them to wait for half an hour.
Or, ask them to fuck off.
Half an hour, max.
If you don't get the money, call their parents.
My mom will kill me.
What is he doing? Clicking our pictures?
Get rid of the service charge, huh?
Are you sure?
Yes, I know the door upstairs is open.
Go, go, go.
Ritu, listen, let it be.
It's quite risky.
I won't be able to control it anymore.
We still have 18 minutes left.
Let me pee in that flowerpot.
- No! - Wait!
- Call Amit. - Yes.
Wait.
Hold him.
Yes Anuj, what is it?
Bro, I needed some money to pay the bill.
Bro.
Yes, sir.
Listen sir, I'll settle the bill.
- I hope you take Bitcoins. - Damn it!
No. Only cash or card.
Damn it.
Call Ritu.
Yes, wait.
Hello? Where are you guys?
We are trying.
Ritu's hanging in mid air.
Huh?
What did she say?
"Ritu's hanging midair."
Keep going, keep going slowly.
Be careful, be careful.
Ritu! What are you doing?
The girl ditched you and made a run for it.
They are all the same.
First, they talk so sweetly
so the boys have no option but to buckle under.
Then they take you on a date to an expensive place like this one,
and when it comes to paying the bill, they say,
"Baby, this time you pay. I'll pay next time. "
And that next time... never comes.
That next time never comes.
I guess he's had a really bad experience.
I'm having a tough time controlling and you're talking about his bad experiences!
Hang tight for just two more minutes.
All three of you, get ready.
You can take service charges if you want, but give us a 10-minute grace time.
You won't get any grace time.
And you... you call your father, I want to talk to him.
Come on now.
Please wait for two minutes.
- I want to talk to him right away. Make the call. - What do you want to talk about, huh?
Go and wait downstairs.
Yes! Go.
So...?
Sorry, uncle.
You had to go through so much trouble because of us.
It's okay.
Anuj, Ritu and you are dating each other, right?
No, uncle.
We are not dating.
Adi and Sonal were here on a date.
We came here to give them company.
Oh.
Okay.
So, Ritu and you are not dating?
No, uncle, we're not.
We're just good friends.
I wasn't born yesterday, hmm?
I figured it out.
So...
is Ritu allowed to date, uncle?
Who am I to allow her?
Kids anyway do what they want to do.
They either tell you and do it,
or they do it behind your back.
So tell me, are you dating Ritu?
Uncle, I'll take very good care of her, I swear.
I'm sure.
Enjoy.
Your dad's so cool, Ritu.
And whose dad is he?
Okay, now open your gift.
Right now?
I'm your Golgappa?
Meaning?
Meaning, no matter how bad my day is going,
Golgappas set everything right.
Just like you.
As long as I have my Golgappa with me, everything else is fine.
This is why I love you.
Ritu, I love you for...
everything.
I love you too.
I love you three.