Charger?
Check.
I-pad charger?
Check. Extra T-shirt?
Check.
Wallet?
The birthday boy should foot the bill.
Surprise...
check.
I don't want to drink "Anna" coffee.
How many times do I have to drink it?
Coffee doesn't sit well with those who drink blood.
Get out right now. -You go to hell.
I don't wanna come with you. Oh great!
You never come with me anyway.
I don't come with you? -Ya.
Meera, it's enough now.
I don't want my expenses to go up.
What happened? Why are you guys fighting?
Ask that idiot. I am riding with her.
What happened? -Them.
-Nothing.
What happened?
You can ask these kids later.
Let's go. There are people waiting for us.
Why are you in a hurry, broken legged fellow?
Hey nurse!
Next time, I will fart in your face.
I will hit you.
What happened? -If he were not her brother...
What happened? -Nothing.
Tell me what...
Shall we go?
Yes, we will follow.
Mine has gone mad...
and as far as I can see...
yours has forgotten.
How can someone forget the six-month anniversary?
Bro, we talk.
I remember the dates and she remembers the positions.
We also talk.
Really?
Come, I will give you a kiss.
What are you doing man?
Have you shaved?
I trimmed it.
It is prickly.
See bro...
you changed countries twice.
that too without informing.
She might have forgotten because of changes in the time zone.
Let it go.
You were the one saying that day...
that it's important.
It is important...
but you can't do anything about it.
I'm trying but you're giving me conflicting advice.
No, what to...
Shit!
Were you guys leaving me behind?
No, actually...
We are heating up the engine. -Right.
Hilarious.
Meera, Inaaya?
They...
already left.
Hilarious.
Why are the fuck bunnies not traveling together?
Because I got up early in the morning and bought us...
"Anna" coffee.
Oh!
What a crime.
Exactly.
Everyday she puts Ashwagandha in my mouth.
Now I like it.
He couldn't adapt to a random change to a...
two year long routine you had set. The dog.
Did she abuse you?
He doesn't have the... -Guts for it.
There's no place for "Anna" coffee on my social.
It was for 1,000 rupees.
One loving post.
Hashtags, mornings with bae.
Why? For what?
Has "Anna" added human milk to that?
Even his father would not have tasted that kind of coffee.
Why would I drink?
Who is this "Anna?"
Since morning, he has been calling it "Anna" instead of "Anna".
Why not quietly add Ashwagandha to the coffee. -You could have drank it quietly.
Get down. -Get down.
Did you also give sensible advice?
Yes.
My bad.
Best of luck.
You too baby.
Just to be clear, I supported you.
Meera doesn't need your support.
She is a strong independent woman.
"One whose feet haven't been pricked...
by thorns, can not understand the pain of others.
Finally!
Someone who makes sense.
Right.
Since morning, she has been forcing me to drink the coffee. Right.
He couldn't adjust even a bit.
I mean, just shut up and drink the damn coffee, right?
No. If you disagree, then just talk.
What? -I mean...
Look at me and Kartik. We always...
do exactly what Inaaya wants.
I always...
give him a priority.
Keeps the boat afloat.
That's it?
Do you just want to play afloat?
No.
I mean...
Fuck!
Sis, could you just go and talk to your idiot?
I want to talk to Dhundhun.
Carry on.
Thank you.
Hey, Vroon!
What are you doing?
Dhundhun...
listen.
Were you planning something else?
No...
Who is saying so?
Tell me the truth.
Actually...
I was...
alone time...
I am right here.
See, actually...
You know Rishi...
I don't really and...
You are interrogating me like this...
I am just asking Dhundhun.
Sorry.
You are just asking.
I just wanted to...
spend some alone time. -I am right here guys.
Vroon, please.
I should have asked you before committing.
If you want, we will go back.
Let's go, let's go back.
Actually...
Till the time we are together...
Sorry. -Sorry.
What man?
You just spoiled the mood.
We still have a long way to go.
Why did you resolve everything so soon?
Just now I opened a packet of chips.
Even I deserve to be entertained.
These guys started again.
Guys... Guys...
Guys, I can drive. I have got my learner's license.
Don't stress out.
We are experts.
There's a picture of us ahead.
See on the left side.
Hello...
Hey...
Can you see the farmhouse from there?
Yes, I can see it, broken legged fellow.
Come.
It's very beautiful. Come.
Guys, how can we lose our way?
How did we?
Sahil overtook me and took a wrong turn.
I thought you knew some shortcut.
My GPS wasn't working.
What could I do?
You shouldn't have overtaken. For starters.
For that you have to look straight, dude.
What happened, Dhundhun?
Are you scared?
No.
Yes.
It's a deserted area.
And it doesn't look safe either.
And it's getting dark also.
And no network too.
Shall we party here?
We are all here anyway.
Except the host of the party.
Let's go back home. -No...
People are waiting for us there.
He could have partied at a club, restaurant or hotel like normal people.
Farmhouse in the middle of nowhere and no network area.
Guys!
are we not listening to this "Langda Tyagi" at all.
Nice.
Which way do we need to go?
I think we should head straight.
Rude.
I think that ship has already sailed.
Guys...
I don't want to freak anyone out...
but there are some rumors about a serial killer around here.
People get lost around the forest and...
It was in the news also. You check it.
How bro? How should I check without network?
Guys, what's the worst that can happen?
Serial killer will come...
and play with this broken legged fellow and leave.
Hey boozer...
you should talk nicely to the broken legged fellow.
He has emotions too.
Hey, pervert...
If you are done with your jokes, can we go to the farmhouse?
Guys, shut up all of you.
Dhundhun...
Kartik. -What?
Where should we go exactly?
Back home.
Babe...
Let's sit in the car and head.
Where?
Straight.
I know you are scared.
But don't worry.
I am here.
Bro...
Hello...
If you are done with voice modulation, can you show us the way, please?
We will go straight.
Windows closed.
Baby.
Boozer, step aside!
Step aside!
Are you "Baabu"?
Were you leaving me behind?
Don't be silly.
Let's go back.
Dhundhun was scared.
Of whom babe?
I am here.
No...
Can't trust you.
You'll run away if you see anything.
What if you he sees a cockroach?
Just pee in your pants.
He was talking with a heavy voice.
It's not about being courageous...
I just think it's dangerous.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit!
He looks like a serial killer.
Serial killer.
Shit.
Serial killer.
Inaaya...
I love you Inaaya...
Inaaya.
Cartoon.
This is how you dab.
Cheers, bro.
Cheers.
So, I...
guess...
follow me.
Easy on the stairs.
Do I have to climb the stairs now?
No, we will set up an escalator for you.
My leg is gone, bro...
Shoulder is also gone.
Wow!
First of all,you be comfortable.
I am comfortable.
Welcome!
Good night and welcome to Rishi Villa.
Rooms have already been assigned for everyone.
Names are written on the doors.
Just...
one room is down there...
which is a no-go zone.
Don't even look at it.
Alright!
Let's enjoy.
Have fun!
Just now, he said good night.
This guy is so...
Hey bro... Hello.
Nurse... stick.
So, how was the drive?
Pass me the stick.
What a day.
Yes.
Let's sleep.
Yes.
Sure.
Okay, then tomorrow...
Actually, I will tell you tomorrow.
What?
Tell me.
Tomorrow, Dhundhun.
Tomorrow.
So...
You were talking about some surprise last night.
Babe...
don't tell me that you didn't sleep the whole night.
I didn't.
So, tell me.
Please.
Okay.
So...
I finally finished my song.
I wanted you to be the first one to listen to it.
Oh!
I kept trying but... -Nice.
I couldn't understand the chorus.
And I finally cracked it.
Shall I?
Sure.
Okay.
You are mine...
then why are my eyes moist?
I am right here.
But you are missing.
I will raze everything if you say so.
I will conceal...
everything in my hands.
These breaths have stopped.
Things are unspoken.
These nights are restless.
This sound is unheard.
Your love is calling me...
How can I not think of you.
I never imagined, I would need you.
Why can't I even breathe now.
You're stressing out over nothing.
Bro, it's the weekend.
Inaaya is with you.
We traveled from Mumbai to this incredible place.
Make the most of it.
Perhaps you won't get time when you go back.
I can't wait to go back.
You are just spoiling my mood since we are here.
Then leave right away, you dog. Who is stopping you?
Like I was saying...
make the most of it.
And
give your car key to me.
Just in case I wanna go away from this...
mad woman.
Buddy, actually...
Key?
I will give it later.
I will write the lyrics accordingly.
Are you okay?
What happened bro? All okay?
It should be about love, right?
100 percent.
Inaaya...
I was saying... -Give me two minutes.
I will just finish this. I am coming.
It should be about that.
It should be about that and we have to move from slow beat to up beat.
Yes. And...
lovers never meet.
They go their separate ways.
That...
Fun.
Okay. -It will be fun.
Would you write it?
You go to Varun. We will figure out the song.
Yeah. -Yeah.
We are a little more sensible here. -Tighten the belt.
Are you feeling cold?
Thank you.
Can I?
Sit.
Thank you.
So...
Needy Batra.
From foreign lands to homeland...
Why?
Just like that.
Fresh air...
beautiful buildings...
well-mannered people.
Hygienic food. A lot of money.
Who likes such things? Right?
Why did I even bother coming here?
Cheers to that.
Take this.
One more.
Come here.
Are you kissing me?
Nice dude.
Using a beard to give the illusion of a jawline.
Smart.
Quickly.
Don't give her so much to drink.
Get it quickly.
What happened, Cartoon? Not having a good time?
Should I get something for you?
No bro, I am good.
Thanks.
Come, buddy.
See...
I know, on my birthday...
I called everyone here.
You must be having weekend plans too.
Yes.
Then share it.
What should we do so that this party becomes amazing for you?
Hey bro...
it's your birthday...
why are you so...
Bro, you are sitting with a long face, I am not liking it.
Have shots with me.
Let's go.
Am I becoming a nuisance for you?
I had "Anna coffee" you gave me this morning, right?
I want to eat "chocolate vade" at any cost.
It's Anna, Anna, Anna you hillbilly.
Are you illiterate or what?
Illiterate? I am a nurse at a hospital.
I put my salary towards running the household as well.
Why are you involving my salary in this?
I am up for a promotion next month. -Oh!
It doesn't look like you have any scope.
Meera! You have a problem with my job also?
You know, I love my job unlike you.
Who's always in need of an orgasm post work.
You know it's not about the job Sahil but about your incompetence.
You are a nurse. How can I let you fry and eat chocolate?
And that too with seasoning.
Have you gone crazy?
Yes.
What's the fuss about all this?
I will tell you what the problem is, Sahil Verma.
You are the problem.
That tequila is just...
it has been distilled 6 times.
They use water from the dead sea.
Can you believe it? It's not like this water.
Dead sea.
Amazing.
Yes.
Jealous of you, bro.
Looking nice, Innu. -Thank you.
Are you not too gorgeous?
I am a bit gorgeous.
Baby...
If he weren't your brother...
Alright, guys. It's time for games night.
Guys... "Raja, Mantri, Chor, Sipahi", night, guys. Come on.
Rishi.
"Subhan allah".
You have to get up and sing your recent song...
"Barbaad".
Easy.
Lyrics by Inaaya.
I wanna sing "Barbaad" for you guys.
Okay.
I have got one now.
I will have a drink before I do this.
You have to because you will need them.
Truth or dare?
Dare.
Daring. -Good choice.
Okay. I dare you...
to leave the party.
Hey, it sucks dude. Give a better one.
Leave.
Dude, what are you doing?
Inaaya...
Are you mad? He is joking dude.
No.
Not cool, Rishabh.
Not cool.
Inaaya!
Inaaya, you don't have to...
Did you really think I forgot? Puncture boy.
You are amazing.
You are the best.
I thought you...
I mean...
You didn't even tell me and...
I behaved like a kid...
It would have completely ruined the surprise, Dhundhun.
I am sorry...
We are engaged.
Oh my god! -Don't worry Dhundhun...
Every night, I will come to give you a hug.
Even after the wedding.
In just 10 months, you'll officially become an uncle!
I swear on my mom.
10 years minimum, Sahil.
Wait a minute.
If it was already decided...
then why were you guys fighting?
We were checking each other's threshold.
Yes and we found out that...
we can bear each other for a lifetime.
Functions?
Mahabaleshwar.
Done.
But...
I will talk to Uncle, Dhundhun.
Best.
Congratulations.
Alright, Ms. Needy.
So, tell us.
Truth or dare?
Truth.
Okay. Truth it is.
So...
Happiness max...
and saddest moment from in Barcelona.
No, no. Dare.
Fuck this. Dare, dare.
It is final now.
No...
Truth...
-It's final now.
Truth...
Come on Ms Barcelona.
Truth.
Thank you.
Ignore him and concentrate on truth.
Fuck.
Okay.
So...
Barcelona...
was completely dark.
It was just the...
but...
except...
there was just one like...
little like glimmer of hope.
It was one of these...
drunken nights.
and
I...
fell for a...
colleague.
I know...
And I like...
fell for him hard.
Or her.
You never know.
I have to... protect privacy.
And my sexuality. You never know who...
So...
I like...
told him.
And I...
kissed him.
Or I told her and kissed him.
But...
Then...
Barcelona had turned...
dark as fuck, man.
She has a girlfriend in India and she is just so pretty.
Kartik...
isn't she so pretty?
It's not what it looks like.
Inaaya.