Nabo, I have cut these pictures. You keep four and I'll keep four.
And this is for the form because you will lose yours.
Nabo?
Nabodi.
What is this?
My picture from the twelfth grade.
Oh, where are you? This one. That's you.
-That was quick. -Yes.
Look, this is Sonam.
-And she is dating Pritam. -Okay.
And Simran who was Pritam's ex
is dating this loser Shivam.
Oh, that's stupid.
You had so many friends in school too?
Not had. I still do.
Honestly, I can't wait to meet them and tell them all about us.
But these wretched scoundrels will tease us a lot.
They won't stop for a minute.
I'm telling you. I know each one of them so well.
Hey, what's wrong?
Our friends didn't get a chance to tease us at all.
We didn't tell them.
Damn it.
Don't you want that when our friends think of our hostel memories,
they should know that Chirag and Nabomita were not brother and sister?
We were their brother and sister-in-law.
We should have told them.
But how will we tell them now?
We will tell them. I have a plan.
-Really? -Yes.
-You'll see. -Tell me, what is it?
-No, fill out your forms first. -Please!
-Complete your forms. -Come on, please, tell me.
Stick your photo on the form. Then I'll tell you. Here.
-Where did it go? -Where is the photo?
You lost it again? I knew it.
-I won't give you one of my four. -Please, Chirag.
-No, find the one I gave you. -Hey!
I need to get ready.
What is it, Jhantoo? Do you know them?
No, bro. I have just been reading their names for all these years.
When I came here, I thought my name will be up here too and people will read it.
Who will remember me here?
Should I tell you something, Rakhi?
That's the difference between a hostel and home, bro. Your family misses you.
Jhantoo, your tea.
-Here you go. -Thank you.
Uncle, this is the real tea. It went straight to my heart.
Excellent.
Uncle, make one for me too. Exactly like this one.
You should tell me in one go.
It takes me a long time to grind your herbs.
Fatso has made a group. Alcohol party.
When did he start drinking?
I won't just drink it. I will gulp it all down.
These are our last days in the hostel.
Let's go to a nearby resort.
We'll get drunk together and be vulnerable.
And if someone shares a secret by mistake,
we'll forgive them too, right?
-Nice idea. -Yes.
The budget is 30 thousand divided by six. Give me five thousand.
Chirag, I don't have five thousand.
You guys have got a job. I am launching my own startup.
And you know how much money one needs for startups.
We'll get the security deposit of the hostel back. Take it from that money.
The security deposit is my seed funding.
And the college people are my first investors.
You are right.
-It is our age to settle down now. -Yes.
-We have got jobs too. -Yes.
My salary is a little less though.
Someone complained to the warden that I broke the hostel bed.
They are imposing a fine on me.
I fed you biryani that day. I ate a little bit extra.
The bed broke. What is my fault?
Where will I get 30 thousand from?
I have to pay a fine of one lakh 30 thousand, bro.
My security deposit has been deducted
and on top of that, I have to pay another 30 thousand to college.
Will you give me 30 thousand rupees?
I will return it to you from my second salary.
Narayan, are you leaving?
So, that is why you took a shower today.
I'll miss you, scoundrel. Who knows when we'll meet again?
-I am coming to Pune. -What are you saying?
We have got a job in the same company.
-What are you saying? Really? -Yes.
-All the best. -Thank you.
Alright, bro. Take care of yourself.
-I'll see you in Pune. -Bye.
That's cool, bro. He and I are in my company.
I mean he is in the same company as me.
The company that I work for.
Come. It's time.
For me to take them.
And for them to leave their homes.
The thing is that a hostel is like a bird's nest.
Where the chicks make noise and fight with each other.
They even eat worms when they are hungry.
They are always into each other.
But not any longer.
Now one by one these chicks will fly off from the hostel.
Because their hostel days are ending now.
-Shall we go? -Yes, let's go.
B-0401.
Come, come.
Ladies and gentle, welcome. Let's get this party going.
And please take your seats here.
-Hey! -You spilt the drinks!
It's alright. He will clean it. Rakhi, hurry up.
-Sit here. -Is this your party?
You dared to tell us to get ready and come.
What is all this?
Chips, bananas, fruit salad.
Chirag, couldn't you find any pastries to serve with drinks?
I ordered pastries. Rakhi, I asked you to get pastries, right?
I was having mood swings. So I ate them all.
Listen, the mosquitoes are biting me.
Can we party somewhere else?
-Let's go out somewhere. -Yes.
Guys!
What difference does a place make?
If friends are together, then even mosquito bites turn into love bites.
It was a mosquito. It's alright.
-Come, let's sit. -Sit.
Jhantoo, please sit.
-I have made such a nice arrangement. Jaat, sit. -Come, sit.
The village head's pillow in my village guest house is softer than this.
This is all so wet.
Rakhi, dry everything quickly. Sit, Akku.
You could have told us you were going to feed us fruits. I would have fasted.
-Oh, God. -Sit.
-I will sit too. -Come, sit.
Oh, my butt is wet.
-What are you doing? -Take this.
I am telling you. We just need marshmallows now.
We have marshmallows. Here.
Here, let's drink.
Take your drink.
-What is it? -Are you sure you want to do this?
Let's cheer, guys.
-Yes, hurry up! -Let's do it.
-This is water. -Oh, okay.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Drink, scoundrel. Drink.
-Drink! Swallow it. -Drink it.
Drink it, Chirag.
Bravo, my darling.
-Now he has become an engineer. -Yes.
You have lost your virginity.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Drink.
The device is now connected.
Wow. What a fun party.
Guys, you must be thinking why Chirag has thrown a party today.
Why did he serve us alcohol? Such fun.
Because, guys, today is the day
to tell you
what was in my heart but I could never...
but I could never say it.
I have to open my heart in front of my friends today.
Without fearing that someone might judge.
Okay.
-If it is about opening one's heart, -The device is now disconnected.
I will begin, okay?
-Chirag, my brother. -Yes.
-Do you remember I stopped lending you money? -Yes.
Akku asked me to do that.
-Hey. -Akku.
I was just looking out for him.
It's alright, guys. No judgement.
Say whatever you guys want to say. Speak freely.
-Okay, I'll speak then. Listen up. -Yes.
There is nothing much but
I worked extremely hard the entire fourth year and got you all your jobs.
And none of you has thanked me until now. I mean...
The device is now disconnected.
You guys have a lot of issues.
I mean I have no grudges against anyone.
Whatever I am on the outside, I am the same on the inside.
I have never hidden anything from anyone.
That's great, bro.
Yes, I have hidden something from my dad.
He is still unaware that his son has got
a job in Delhi, 70 km away from the village.
Delhi?
We had both decided that our preferred job location will be Pune, right?
The device is now connected.
But, bro, then I thought that it is closer to my home.
I saw Delhi so I opted for it.
And you didn't tell me such a big thing?
Yes, it must have slipped my mind.
What a great friend you are.
What kind of a person is he?
Guys, forget it. Let's drink.
-Yes. Cheers. -Cheers.
-Cheers, guys. -Cheers.
Why do you keep that here then?
-Cheers, guys. Akku? -Cheers.
Drink up.
This is great.
By the way, Akansha is right.
We should thank her for our jobs.
-Hey, it's... -Thank you, Jhantoo.
To hell with your thank you.
Bro, let it go.
Jaat must not have thought so much about it.
Yes, he mustn't have. How could he think that he should stay with me?
God hasn't given him that much brain.
Shut it off if you can't get it done!
I'll go get some ice.
Jhantoo, bro, I didn't know that you'll feed so bad.
If you didn't know, then why didn't you tell me?
That means you knew.
Scoundrel, you didn't tell me because you don't give a crap.
You are an emotionless bastard.
-Jhantoo. -Jhantoo, that's enough.
-So? -Hey, bro, let it go.
Guys, guys, enough now.
-Let's talk about positive things. -Yes, yes. I'll talk about positive.
Smile.
I will tell you something positive.
Akku, thank you.
Nonsense.
Bro, the kind of salary you have, say no thank you to her.
Hey.
Why are you laughing? You don't even have a job.
But she has me.
And I have alcohol. So, let's drink, guys.
-Let's drink. Let's cheer again. -Yes.
-Cheer again. -It is soda.
Oh, yes.
Cheers.
-Cheers. We have to finish this. -Akku.
Can we go, please?
Yes, the party is over. Let's go.
Stop this, Chirag. Let's go.
Honestly, guys, let's go.
-Nabo, wait. -No, Chirag, I can't.
Guys, it's still early. Stay back a little while longer.
-Okay, let's play a game. -Play with this postman.
He plays really well, bro.
What game have I played with you, dude?
Can't you understand such a small thing?
That I am not going to Pune because I am not ready to go there.
Scoundrel, you weren't ready for a job either.
But you got one through me.
Through you?
You fuckers, I am the one who got you all jobs!
Akku, everyone knows that.
Yes, this asshole knows everything.
But he won't tell you about himself.
A friendship that has secrets is not a friendship.
What friendship?
The one that you formed so you could reach the post of GSHA.
Asshole, the friendship for which it didn't
even take me a second to give up the post of GSHA.
Learn a little honesty.
Don't teach me honesty while you are wearing a stolen jacket.
And anyway, a man who pretends to be Akansha
to chat with Ankit for his entertainment,
I don't want a lecture about honesty from him.
You are talking about such old incidents.
Listen, you illiterate.
Fucker, be grateful that you are going to Delhi because we were friends.
Otherwise, you would be grazing cattle in your village.
Rakhi is getting ice.
Take it up your ass.
-I will put it up yours, fucker. -Shut up.
Will I keep sitting here and tolerating?
Don't let me see you in NCR. I won't spare you.
Don't fuck up the party, guys!
Sit!
How many days do we have left in the hostel?
You guys are fighting over such foolish things!
We'll party every day from tomorrow and get drunk.
No one will fight over such silly things or else I'll screw your happiness.
We barely have any time left here.
Let's make some memories. Let's spend good times together.
This is what we'll remember when we go back home.
Will that work? Will that work? Speak, fucker!
Let's leave.
-Why? -We'll take a group photo.
-What? -What's going on?
We'll take a photo. Get up.
-Get up! -Yes, we are.
Let's go.
-Ready. Let's go. -Yes.
-Come on, smile! -I am telling you...
Go and die there.
Oh, come on.
If you have a problem, then you go and die.
-Look into the camera. -Oh, dude...
-What are you doing? -What's this?
-Just like that. -It's okay. We'll stand there.
-Wait, the timer is set. -No, I don't want to stand there.
-Stop it. -Anyway, no one in this group cares about me.
Should we publicly apologize to you now?
You better not say anything at all, okay?
-Shut up! -Shut up!
-It's done! -What are you doing?
It's done! You screwed it up!
-We'll do it again. -If you don't shut this guy up...
-Shut up, fucker! -I am not talking to you!
Can't you see how he's behaving?
-He is going on and on! -One minute.
-What is all this? -Look at him.
You know what, Chirag?
This is the worst party.
What are you doing?
Guys.
Guys?
Go ahead and click your photo.
I am working so hard.
-Thank you at least. -Thank you so much.
-Thank you. -Guys.
I...
I'm going home.
What?
I've got a mail from my company.
They asked me to join them on the 20th.
You still have four days, right?
I told mom that I'll come home before I go to the office.
The bus journey will take twenty hours so...
I...
I'll have to leave in the morning.
I stole this ice from another party, guys.
Come on. Let's drink.
Guys, I'll take a photo of you all.
Ankit got emotional and uploaded homosexual porn.
That's your favourite, right?
I was just joking.
Take it. It's just here.
Keep it there.
-Have you packed everything? -Yes, most of the stuff.
Say bye quickly.
The first bird is flying off.
The mood is serious.
Because they are getting separated and saying farewell.
And with that, the rest of the birds are also realizing
that they too will have to fly off anytime now.
Now, where will the first bird fly off to?
To which part of the country will it migrate?
What new friends it will make there?
When will it make its own nest?
The anxiety of all these questions has begun.
And it's time for this first bird
to bid the last farewell to all the other birds.
I want you to improve your choices.
Goodbye.
Akku. Ankit.
-Shall we go? Otherwise, your mom will scold you. -Yes, yes.
-We should leave. -I'll get the bike.
-Yes. Okay. -I will come in two minutes.
Akku.
Why are you crying?
You're the best.
Hey, dude, let's go.
The auto guy has started the meter.
Your meagre salary won't be able to pay the bill.
Come on.
Bro, four people can't fit into this auto.
You guys leave in the auto. We'll come on the bike.
-We'll manage it. -You have luggage too. Go on.
-It's fine. -Chirag.
-Okay, bye. Bye, Akku. -Bye.
Let's go.
Bye.
Have you kept all your luggage?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Come on, get up. Get up.
It's a 24 journey. You won't be able to make it. Let's go to the hostel.
Don't worry about your family. I'll talk to them. Let me get your luggage.
I'll do it.
I'll do everything in life.
I stayed with you fuckers for four years. I can do it.
What happened?
I am thinking I'll go and tell people that my roommate's name was Jhantoo.
No one will believe me.
-Don't tell them. -I will tell everyone. I'll tell them everything.
Don't tell them everything, fucker.
-Here you go, forgetful guy. -Thank you.
-Is it time? -Yes, another five minutes.
-Here. -What? What is this for?
-For this water. -Are you crazy, bro?
I can't take any more money from you.
And, yes, whatever is pending, I'll return it as soon as my salary comes.
By the end of next month.
And don't disappear. Stay in touch.
I will come and meet you. Okay?
Go on. Otherwise, we won't let you leave.
Bye.
Hey, Jhantoo, where are you going?
Auto.
It's three of us.
Come.
Shall we go?
Wait, AK-47. Listen to me.
How can I impose a fine on him like this?
No, the washroom is common, right?
Yes, so, how can I fine Jhantoo?
How many hands do you have? You are sending me pictures on WhatsApp again?
No, no, Teja, look, I am blocking you on WhatsApp. Don't call me.
-Sir. -Yes? Oh, the no-due form.
-Is it fine, sir? Thank you. -Yes, go on.
Yes, sir, I have returned all the books to the library.
-Yes, all four. -Teja.
What are you doing?
You don't know. Last time my luggage got behind at the airport.
Do you know how many people have pink trolleys?
Not this. Why are you complaining to the warden about Jaat and Jhantoo?
-Go away. -You did it.
You did it. Show me.
Show me.
There, you are still talking. Why are you doing this?
Why are you like this, Teja? Tell me.
Can't you be a good human being?
You have all the qualities of being a good human.
But you always trouble everyone in the hostel. Why?
Because I am jealous. Jealous of you.
Okay? This is what you wanted to hear, right?
Jealous of me? Why? What did I do?
What do you think? You are such a stud?
But you are nothing.
But you still end up getting the best of things.
Because unfortunately, you have the best of friends.
Because if you cry, Jaat is there to console you.
If you laugh, Jhantoo is there to make you laugh more.
If you ever get in trouble, the whole group becomes one to fight for you.
Your best friend took a beating for you. Goddamn it. Do you even realize that?
Because Chirag is everybody's favourite.
What about me?
Teja, you got the best placement in the hostel.
You even got the PPO, right?
And I even threw a mutton party for everyone in the hostel for that.
But, look, even today, my bags are packed, I am about to leave the hostel.
But no one came to say bye.
-Teja, dude, please. -No.
Stop getting emotional, okay?
Nerds like you and me can only become heroes
when backed by villains like Jaat and Jhantoo.
Period.
Now, just leave me alone.
Teja.
Bye, friend.
Stop being gay, okay?
Keep in touch.
So, finally, the day is here.
Listen. Shall we grab a last smoke before leaving?
Come, let's do it.
But it won't be the last one. I am coming to Bangalore to meet you.
Bye, Jaat. Thanks, Akku.
Where are these guys?
If I miss this bus too, mom will unnecessarily scold me.
She is already going to get a shock.
Does Pechkas Uncle make firecrackers?
I haven't yet told them that I am starting
a startup instead of taking a job.
I am feeling weird. I have never hidden anything from them until now.
When did we hide it?
I mean they will find out eventually.
Instead of them finding out from someone else eventually, we should tell them.
Imagine how bad they will feel when someone else tells them.
-Yes. -I am thinking that if
I want to quit my job and follow my passion, I'll join your startup.
You will make me a stockholder, right?
Stakeholder.
-Yes, that. -And, no.
Have you seen your CG? I am not a mass recruiter.
Anyway, the further I stay away from you guys, the better it will be for me.
Hi.
You are here.
-Just one bag? -No, no. He has the other one.
Guys, we wanted to tell you something.
-Chirag. -What?
-Do it later. -What is this, Nabo?
Please let me tell them. I can't wait any longer.
-Guys, please, no more secrets. -Jhantoo.
-I am done. I'll call the cab. -Wait a moment.
Check your phone once.
-Why? -Take a look.
-What is it? -Do it.
Oh, okay. Check it.
Help for Akansha screwdriver.
For all those who need a push. I suggested that tagline.
And I suggested that name.
Basically, ever since you rejected your job, we were all working on this.
Yes.
All of us who got jobs because of you. Basically, everyone.
Wanted to contribute.
Yes. I made the website.
Nabo designed and marketed it. And Ankit helped upload it on the server.
And of course, Jaat and Jhantoo told everyone on the campus about it.
That is why except for you guys, the entire campus is thanking me?
I forbade them to do it. They ruined the entire surprise.
How is it?
Thank you.
All the best.
Are you happy?
Take care of yourself.
-I should leave. -Yes.
Happy moment.
So, guys, by the way, we wanted to tell you something.
-We kept it a secret for a long time. -Yes.
But we can't hide it any longer. We are feeling very guilty.
Look, it's possible that you guys may even
stop talking to us after hearing this.
-I have already blocked you guys. -Chirag.
Yes, I mean we were trying to tell you for a long time.
And we tried many times but...
Why are you making such a big deal? You guys have sex, right?
What?
-Okay. -You guys have sex, that's it, right?
-No. -Yes.
-How do you know? -The entire hostel knows, bro.
You two are the only ones who are being lustful in the hostel.
Even you know, Jaat?
You made such a build-up. I thought the website is fake.
Yes, I...
But why didn't you guys say anything?
Look, bro, after living in the hostel for eight years, I have learnt that
you shouldn't ruin sex for people.
And we are not the first year students who will
hold grudges against you because you got the girl.
-Yes. -We are fourth-year guys.
We are graduates, employed, mature people, bro.
And you are taking both, a job and a girl from the hostel.
You are the real stud.
-Respect. -Respect.
Oh, come here, dude. Come here.
Come.
Did you ever imagine?
That these fuckers will become our best friends in our hostel life?
You two are the best villains in the world. Best.
Best villains?
Guys, us too.
Chirag, what are you thinking about?
I am thinking about what would have
happened if I hadn't come to this hostel.
Dad is throwing a dinner party in the village because
I am the first guy to become an engineer in our area.
Prinjal Dahiya is also invited as a chief guest.
She will dance too. I will forward you the videos.
I am going now. I need to leave early in the morning.
That's cool, bro. Listen, I was saying that...
I know.
That our friendship is not the RRR friendship anymore.
It is the HHH friendship now.
But I will pray to God that He should give you peace, joy and someday sex too.
-Listen to me at least, bro. -Bro, don't make me say it.
I have made a mistake and I am the one who will repent.
I have spoken to the training head.
He said that I can change the location after three months.
I will make all efforts to come to Pune.
There is no need. Because now you will not have one but two fathers in Delhi.
I got my location changed.
I am coming to Delhi, you fucker.
This company is so average that they are everywhere.
They said just work, doesn't matter where you are.
So, now, we will both piss fire in Delhi.
-That's awesome. -Go visit your village and I'll meet you in Delhi after that.
Bro, we will sit and make plans the entire night now.
Yes, bro. And when we say Delhi, we will stay in Delhi.
-We won't go to NCR. -It is out of the question.
And I am telling you, we won't use the metro. It's really crowded.
We will buy a second-hand CNG car that gives
an average of 45 and we will drive around all day in it.
We won't go to Sudaama's for tea.
A man sells tea in a street in Kamla Nagar market behind that.
Even today he gives such delicious tea for rupees nine.
We'll drink that early in the morning.
After that, I will take you to Laxmi Nagar for lunch.
And water balls of various varieties are available in Model Town.
-That Sardar guy... -He is rude.
-The one with kulchas. -I know. I have seen the food vlog.
He gives unlimited chole kulche but he behaves rudely.
His father booked him a flight.
-Really? -That too economy class, dude.
Oh, that is why you peed before leaving.
Please go and drop our boy.
Don't make that sad face. I'll see you there in a week.
Hug properly, silly. What are you doing?
Call me once you reach, okay?
Okay.
Go.
I feel incomplete, brother.
Think.
If you want to do something in this hostel for the last time.
Hostel-2 guys, update your documents and family details today.
Your father's name is Rupesh Bhati aka Jaat.
Your stepfather's name is Jatin Kishore aka Jhantoo.
Your uncle's name is Ankit Pandey aka Dopa.
And your other uncle's name is Chirag Bansal.
And write the younger uncle's name, Rakshit Rakshabandhan Gupta.
Aka Rakhi.
Your aunt's name should be written as Nabomita Bhardwaj.
And other aunt's name should be written as Akansha Pechkas Thakur.
All these names of your relatives will come in handy throughout your lives.
Rakhi!
That fucker.
Rakhi!
Take off your t-shirt!
Look, don't ever call me for any favours.
If you need anything in life, snatch it. Don't ask for it.
What is it? You already started asking?
Wait, Jhantoo. I need to show you something. You won't believe this. Look.
Uncle, I've been standing for so long. Give me a delicious Jhantoo tea.
And a dozen of my friends are coming. Make some more.
-What are you drinking, bro? -Jhantoo tea.
Jhantoo bro, you remember me? I am having delicious Jhantoo tea.
What are you drinking, dude?
What are you talking about, bro? The special Jhantoo tea.
Bro, people have written poems about your tea.
I'll show you more. Meet him. Uncle, look who it is.
Jhantoo bro, you screwed me before leaving.
I had to hire a guy just to grind your herbs.
Your tea is amazing.
Everyone wants Jhantoo tea.
Jhantoo bro, I'll show you a special thing. You won't believe it.
No one will forget you, Jhantoo.
You are immortal in the hostel.
Where are you bro?
Bro where are you?
Switch on the camera.
When the last bird of the hostel hesitates to leave because of fear,
its mother pushes it out.
Because the mother knows that it will not fall.
But it will learn to fly in that panic and survive.
The fitness that they talk about in the survival of the fittest,
this hostel provides that.
Maybe Darwin stayed right here in H2 or H3.
Because the hostel life may or may not teach you anything else.
But it does teach you how to survive in life.
Is that enough or do I need to say more?
-Cut. -Cut!
-It's done, right? -Amazing.
-How was it? -Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.
Good. It will work.
-When will it release? -Sir, it will release soon.
Sir, this is a college project. If it gets accepted, we'll release it.
Won't it be telecast on TV?
Sir, you can put it on the pen drive and watch.
Sir, you did really well.
Thank you. Watching this on the big screen would be fun.
Let's have tea sometime.
-Okay, sir. -Sir.
-Let's copy it. -Come.
Is this much material enough for the project or do we need more?
We've shot so much for so many days. How much more will we shoot?
What do you want to name the thesis?
Awesome.
Did you misspell days?
Oh, forget it. As if we are good at English.