I'm nervous.
What if nobody turns up?
Don't start worrying already,
just focus on your speech.
What's all this?
Just making good on my promise
- that I'd canvass for you. - Hello, sir.
Hello.
What do you think, sir?
It all looks great.
I think she likes it.
Well then
we've done our bit.
Your turn now.
Vote for Golu Gupta.
Golu Gupta, remember that name.
There she is.
I am... Gajagamini Gupta...
...aka Golu,
your presidential candidate.
I'm a bit nervous.
Uhmm...
you have no reason to trust me
but neither do you have a reason to distrust me.
I might not have any political experience
but I know the difference between right and wrong
which is why I guarantee you...
Yeah?
What?
We'll head there and shut it down.
Quite a speech going on there.
...a college is not just labs, libraries, or classrooms.
Its identity is its students.
Shaped by you, by me, by all of us.
If you give me your vote,
it's not me who'll come into power,
it's you who will be empowered.
I will just represent you.
Finally, I just want to say
that if we win,
we'll work together and make this college a better place!
And if I don't win...
well, I was happy studying in the library
and I guess that won't change.
The decision is yours.
Vote for Golu Gupta!
Oi, motherfucker!
Get the fuck out of here, assholes. ??
Golu, get down from there!
Bablu!
Golu, just listen to m--
Golu!
I decided to contest this election so I could help reduce the violence in college.
And if I am the one--
If you want to use weapons, you're done canvassing for me.
Is that understood?
Can I ask you something?
How long can you keep this up?
I didn't choose to start this violence, Golu.
But you can choose to end it.
Violence is all very well until it knocks on your own door.
What happens when you have a family of your own?
Marriage isn't some necessity
and given my way of life,
it's best to never think about it.
You wrote a nice speech for me.
Thank you.
What's done is done,
you handled it well.
Greetings.
Hello, Guddu sir--
I mean, Guddu.
All okay?
All is well.
Usman?
The young bosses have sorted out the system,
profits are through the roof.
Sirs, I'm officially a fan.
Right, the intel you wanted about the informants near the Bihar border,
I have it.
I've made contact--
Munna bhaiya!
- Bhaiya! - Hey!
Well, motherfucker?
You're canvassing against me in the election?
And you beat up my boys?
Munna bhaiya,
I'll explain everything,
have a seat, please.
Usman, tea for Munna bhaiya!
Look, it's no big deal.
These two landed up there, pulled out their knives and scared the students.
Yeah, so?
Munna bhaiya, this canvassing... it's my personal business.
How's it personal, huh?
Let it go, Compounder. This is needless--
It's personal because
Golu Gupta's sister
is my girlfriend.
What did you say?
Golu's sister,
Sweety Gupta...
I'm her boyfriend.
Motherfucker!
Don't you dare utter Sweety's name.
Don't you dare.
Sweety is my love.
Sweety might be your love
but I am Sweety's love.
What did you say, motherfu--
Sir, for you
and you,
you too.
Why don't you lay out the whole fucking buffet, cocksucker!
You were asked to bring tea for me - one cup!
Does your mother warm their beds at night,
to elicit such sycophancy?
What is it, huh?
Let's go.
Bhaiyaji, this is their new car.
Shall we leave our mark?
No, man,
we're gonna hit them where it hurts now.
Okay, bye!
See you tomorrow.
Bye!
Come on.
I wanna show you something, I got this.
Oh, wow.
New dress?
Yeah.
you know my friend, Shabnam?
Yeah
I got this stitched especially for her wedding.
This is so beautiful!
What's the plan, Munna bhaiya?
What do you guys want?
What do you--?
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
Dimpy!
Get in the car.
Let me go!
Asshole, let her go!
Dimpy!
Sweety?
What?
Sweet-- slow down.
When?!
Where did they go?
Munna's taken Dimpy!
What?!
Motherfucking cuntlicker!
Where have they gone?
They're heading out of town!
- Let me g-- - Shut up!
I'm going to kill Munna. I'm going to kill the motherfucker.
Hello?
Hello, Maqbool.
Munna has just kidnapped Dimpy from the college.
Motherfucker!
Snatched our sister!
She's just a kid, man!
Should I squeeze it?
I'm talking about the trigger.
Now should I squeeze it?
Stop the car.
Or I swear I'll do it.
Do it,
put a hole in him.
Stop the car or I'll shoot.
Hey, hey, hey, Dimpy Pandit!
You don't wanna mess with Munna Tripathi right now.
Not another sound or I'll rip out your tongue and drape it around your neck!
Sit down.
Dimpy!
- Motherfucker, I'll destr-- - Do it then.
Stop!
Bablu!
Kaaleen bhaiya has summoned all of you.
Didn't I tell you that women must be respected?
Have you lost your damn mind?
Why did you abduct their sister?
Yes, I have lost my mind!
And I took her because she's their sister.
I'll kill him!
You.
Down.
Guddu bhaiya, lower the gun.
Maqbool.
She got away this time
but I'll show her good next time.
What?
I'll drag her by the hair,
rip her clothes off, and fuck her till she--
I'm not a fool, I didn't abduct her on a whim.
They're canvassing against me in the election!
Now please don't tell me that this helps your business too somehow.
How is your preparation for Mr Purvanchal going?
Fine, sir.
Stay focused on it.
We'll take your leave, sir.
Hmm.
What's wrong, Munna bhaiya?
You've been drinking and snorting nonstop.
Please stop, that's enough.
You're right, Compounder,
enough is enough.
That's how he slapped me in front of Guddu and Bablu.
What, what are--
what are you doing?!
I hope you know, Akhanda...
this time around,
it wasn't all Munna's fault.
I know, Bauji.
You're my best friend, aren't you?
Of course.
Thank you, Sweety.
For trying to save Dimpy.
Don't be so formal.
After all, Dimpy and Sweety are old friends.
Let's go up to the terrace.
Sis, you guys chill here, we'll be around.
You don't need to thank me.
Dimpy's your sister
so she's my family too.
Family? Do you mean...?
Well, just thinking long-term.
You were right, Golu,
violence came knocking on my own door today.
I was terrified when Munna took Dimpy.
You know something?
Our talk today, your take on violence...
I appreciate that.
It made me respect you even more.
If you want to kiss me,
I won't stop you.
Go on.
Slow down, Guddu, there's no rush.
- Guddu! - Hold on.
Th-- the birds are especially melodic today, eh?
And the stars... the stars are shining real bright tonight!
The stars shine just like this every night.
Yeah, but...
just noticing them today, I guess.
You've never done it?
Sex.
You?
What if I say I have?
Does that make me bad?
No.
Not at all.
Maybe you could give me some tips,
I sure could use them.
Sure, you wrote my speech, I'll write you sex tips.
Yeah, perfect!
Want some tea?
Come on, it won't be that bad.
I'm sure I could drink it the rest of my life.
Bablu,
how was the tea?
Hey, listen,
how do you feel about Sweety?
I mean, as your sister-in-law, fuckhead.
Well, it's your decision,
I like her.
I think we should send Dimpy away to Lucknow,
Mirzapur isn't safe anymore.
Motherfucker!
What the--
Watch out!
That way! After them!
Motherf--
- Motherf-- - Look ahead!
Fucking sons of bitches.
Guddu bhaiya, forget the car.
We need to move.
[Local news plays on the television]
Secure all entry and exit points!
Don't let the fuckers get away!
You guys head upstairs, I'll look here.
Move it!
Open the door!
Everybody out!
Hey, show me your face.
Show your face!
Get out now.
Take the kid inside.
Don't let the bastards slip away.
Find them, dead or alive.
Don't you move, motherfucker.
Motherfucking sons of bitches.
He's on the first floor balcony, get him.
Farookh! Farookh, are you okay?
Wait, cocksucker!
Shoot to kill the fuckers!
- Mummy! - Move ahead.
Move it.
Son of a bitch.
Motherfucker!
Hey!
Tell me where your brother is or I'll shoot you right here.
Tell me now!
Guddu!
Guddu, come on.
There they are, on the third floor!
Guddu!
The cocksuckers are on the top floor!
Come on.
Look in every room!
Bastards.
Don't let them escape!
Check there!
Guddu!
Come on.
They blew up our new car, man.
I pointed a gun at Munna the other day,
you think Kaaleen bhaiya sent these guys?
That's out of the question.
Kaaleen bhaiya could shoot us in broad daylight, if he felt like.
Wait, I'm gonna call him.
Yes?
Sir,
we were ambushed right now.
And those guys were definitely not from around here,
they were clearly well-trained.
Could it be Rati Shankar Shukla?
No, not him,
we agreed to a truce.
Listen, lay low for a few days,
get out of Mirzapur.
Why should we leave Mirzapur?
It's our town,
we'll track those guys and kill them.
You'll track nobody.
Bablu.
Yes, sir?
Explain to your brother,
not to use his mind if he doesn't have one.
Do as I say.
Yes, sir.
Sir, the Bihar border informants... we have their intel from Gupta.
We could head there and--
Fuck this shit.
I'll speak to you soon.
I think it's Maurya. He's lost his mind.
Keep an eye on Munna.
Will do.
Who the fuck are you calling now?
Hang up.
I'm running out of pills and the contest is almost here.
Compounder isn't picking up.
Pick up, man.
Motherfucking shit!
What the--
I'll fuck Compounder up if he doesn't give me those pills.
Calm down, we'll head there first.
Where are you, man?
Who leaves their bloody phone at home?
What the fuck?
Now we can go, bro.
Bablu, where are we headed?
There's an informant waiting for us at the Bihar border.
What happened, Maqbool?
Papa?
Alive.
Your friend Compounder tried to kill me.
Compou--
has he said anything?
Ask him yourself.
Why did you do this?
Speak up, Compounder,
you'll have to 'fess up.
I...
I'd heard that...
the business was doing really well,
that there was a lot of cash in the house.
I came for that.
Suddenly, Kaaleen bhaiya appeared
and I instinctively attacked him.
I'd heard that he's loyal to you.
He's been loyal, yes,
no doubt about that.
I made a mistake, Munna bhaiya.
Do it.
You don't have a choice.
Kill me.
Lower.
One clean stroke.
Maqbool, make sure word of this doesn't get out,
people might get the wrong message.
Three officers are still in the hospital,
no casualties.
Put it down in the records that the officers got injured during routine training.
Right, sir.
Listen.
Survey all the entry and exit points to this place
and have some boys stand guard.
- Yes, sir. - Alright.
This way, sir.
How do you like the room, sir?
This is the best room in the best hotel in all of Ghazipur,
I booked it myself!
If this is the best room in the best hotel in all of town,
then Ghazipur must be a pretty shitty place.
Come on, sir,
you were the one who said "keep it discreet",
that's why I selected this place!
Yes, yes, the room's great.
The thing is...
Mr Gupta called a few days ago.
He said that you were coming here to make some deals.
There's an interested party from Bihar.
If you wish,
I can talk to them.
Do you understand what 'laying low' means?
We came to Ghazipur because we are in hiding.
Let's meet them.
We're here, might as well make some money.
We've got the sample guns.
How long can we stay in this shit hole?
Get to work.
Okay, sir.
Come, come, gentlemen.
Beautiful!
Bravo!
I think I just creamed my pants.
We'll need an advance for the guns.
Your move, man.
Son, get the money out.
You guys should look into the prohibition in Bihar as well,
get some booze flowing.
Sir.
I have another client.
If we impress him,
he'll want a shitload of guns.
Give me the details,
I'll see to it.
Alright, sir.
Here.
Thank you, sir.
Shall we go, Guddu bhaiya?
This is a bad idea.
Look at our profits and stop cribbing, will you?
Bablu.
Bablu!
I've been thinking.
Hmm.
Are you certain it wasn't Kaaleen bhaiya?
Hmm?
Yes, I'm certain it wasn't Kaaleen bhaiya.
He didn't order the attack and he's told us to lay low so let's just do that. Okay?
Why are you so fucking scared of him?
Huh?
We're in hiding
and we're still bringing in profits.
Listen, we're hitting the road tomorrow,
there's another buyer.
Alright, we'll deal with that shit in the morning, just sleep now.
What else is there to do in this fucking room?!
Even the TV--
even the motherfucking TV doesn't work.
Have you lost it?
Wait, Jaunpur? That's Rati Shankar's territory.
Our new client is there, don't worry about it.
Think of it as a market survey.
Stop the car.
Come on, man.
I'm telling you. Stop the car!
There.
Do you get a kick out of doing shit like this?
You're not using your head, Guddu bhaiya!
Well, apparently you're the only one who's allowed to use it.
I don't want to argue with you.
All I'm saying is that if you're going to Jaunpur...
I'm not coming along.
Fine, don't come, I'll go alone.
Alright.
Go!
Do you have a fucking problem with this too?
No, sir.
This is good,
get one more.
One more.
Two more.
Might as well get two samosas too.
Samosas too, please.
Relax, lads.
I'm the client.
But, I don't want your guns.
Nobody in Mirzapur would dare to fire a shot without Akhanda's permission.
And you guys were attacked-- fired at indiscriminately.
Who do you think ordered the hit?
Think about it long and hard.
Look, Rati bhaiya--
Let's hear him out, Bablu.
You're the younger one, right?
Keep quiet.
I'm talking to your big brother.
Sit.
Sit down.
Well?
I hear Munna had abducted your sister too.
Hmm?
Every Tripathi generation
is a bigger asshole than the last.
You seem to have gathered a lot of intel on us.
Because you and I, we're the same.
I used to work for the Tripathis,
you work for them too.
I was loyal,
so are you.
I got fucked over,
you'll get fucked over too.
Join me.
Together, we'll rule Mirzapur.