Now here is our bet.
There is a new king in the market buddy.
No problem.
Boss. -Hmm.
Why have you come in?
Have you bashed someone's head?
Nah.
Have you heard about Valentine's Day?
14th February.
I burned all the flags, banners, posters connected to it.
Alone. And...
I even recorded a video.
The entire college was screaming my name.
Everyone had gone crazy.
But I was never arrogant about it.
Because... -You mouse!
You are not a king but a joker.
Inspector.
Has my mom come yet?
What has Mayank done?
Before I used to sit in the police station waiting for my husband.
Now I am waiting for my son.
I am so unlucky.
Ma'am, Mayank is going to become lucky now.
This was his dream since childhood.
He even wrote this on in his essay in 4th standard.
I want to go to jail one day.
He is mad. -Look he is here.
Love parade allowed in college.
Who is there with Mayank Singh?
We are with Mayank.
Yes, sir.
He has respected my wishes.
Tomorrow we will see no lovers or public display of affection
at college tomorrow.
Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
When he will come we will make a preparation for him.
An awesome one.
Of course, sir. It will be done, sir.
Food and drinks.
Sir, father.
Greetings, father.
Yes, I did call you in the morning.
Yes.
Oh yes.
Actually, if some money could be arranged... It'd be...
Yes, so what was I saying?
Sir, you were saying about food, drinks, a big preparation...
No. No. No. No. it won't be so big.
We will have a small gratitude ceremony.
And there we will have a couple of flower garlands and 12 samosas.
Sir, now since he has been caught, there will be an FIR, right?
And there is an FIR because he recorded a video.
With his name.
This was Mayank's mistake.
He should have done all this with his face hidden.
I got it.
It will be done.
Yes.
So, Mayank was saying that
if he gets jailed for long, I should keep his scooter.
Yes, I understand.
It will be done. Yes.
So, you are Mayank's mother?
And I am Mayank's friend.
Mom, did you see? Influence.
Two hours. Mr Chakku got me out in two hours.
I can see that. I can see everything.
Do one thing. Please take the scooter home.
Yes. I will come later.
What later? Listen to me.
Mom. -What mom?
Piyush here...
He is eyeing your scooter.
Oh.
I was just joking. You took it literally.
Look there.
Mr Chakku has sent the car.
Our time has started.
Now watch. We will get the gun and?
Also the girls.
That reminds me I spoke with Rubiya.
Oh. -Yes.
She was also asking about you.
Oh.
Forget it. Forget all that. Who is Rubiya? What is Rubiya?
Many other beautiful girls like
and even better ones than her are waiting for us.
Valet?
Very good, Mayank. Very good.
You have done a good job.
You have created an impact.
Wow!
I have never been arrogant.
Tell me. -Hmm.
Where did you get this idea?
From Piyush. Hello?
Hello. -Hello?
He told me.
He is very smart.
I told him. -Yes, I told you.
Yes, I told him.
That is good.
Make him wear that too. Very good.
Thank you.
Look, my young Chakkus.
When brain and might join together the world is in your fist.
Till now they were using their fists for something else.
Now they have the world in their fists.
Samarth. -Yes.
Look, from now on, you are responsible for Mayank and Piyush.
They shouldn't face any problems.
Okay? -Yes, sir.
Anyway, you are their junior in college, right?
he is your junior, right? -Yes.
Yes, he is junior.
Then fine.
We need to take care of your seniors.
They are honourable.
Will you? -I will, sir.
Good. Very good.
Samarth.
Show me your phone.
What are you doing? Unlock and then give it to me.
My face is not as ugly as you otherwise I would have done it myself.
Yes.
Here is the video.
And the video is now deleted.
Thank you.
Samarth.
Book a table for me at Ram Bhog Palace.
It's been long since we have had Khasta, right Piyush?
Yes, really long. -Yes.
Samarth.
Anything else, Piyush?
Can he arrange girls?
No. He cannot do that.
Funny, right?
Get to your chores. Go.
Yes. Everyone go.
To your chores.
Damn.
But why did you take my name?
You are my childhood friend.
If the gate opens for me, I will take you along too.
We will discuss everything else tomorrow morning.
Enjoy for now. It's the vibe. Style.
Actually, tomorrow morning...
Tomorrow morning, what?
Presenting Piyush Sharma.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Today we will disgrace that evil and notorious Mayank.
We will disgrace him. We will disgrace him.
What? -Yes.
The country where even the courts support lovers.
In that same country, there are foolish,
illiterate and ignorant people like Mayank.
Yes. Yes.
Guys. Guys. Guys.
So, in today's meeting, what does our chief guest Piyush Sharma...
want to tell us about that gutter lid Mayank?
So, tell us.
Actually...
Maya...
Mayank.
One second. I have a sore throat.
Some water, please.
Are you okay?
Yes... My health is a little...
Speech cancel... -What?
Speech cancel.
They are waiting for long. Just say a couple of lines.
Yes, even a single line will do. Like Mayank is a big...
Say. Say.
Mayank is a big...
fool.
Mayank is a big fool.
Mayank is a big. -Fool.
Guys. A moment guys.
Our Sanskrit teacher has fainted in the staffroom.
What?
Madam? Madam?
What has happened to Ms Sushma?
She fainted.
I was entering the staffroom when madam was walking from here.
I looked at her and smiled. I don't know what happened to her.
She fell down.
Madam.
She is conscious now.
Lord Indra.
Thank you for allowing me a place in heaven.
Ms Sushma. This is not Lord Indra.
He is the new PT teacher of our college.
Yes.
Hello? -You...
You...
Will you stay in college now?
Yes, since I am the PT teacher, I will have to stay here.
Okay.
And...
Ma'am. Ma'am. -She has fainted again.
Shall I call the ambulance.
No. No. I will sprinkle some more water on her. She will wake up.
How are you? -Oh. Hey.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Your rates are increasing in the market.
Yes. Because of this.
Yes, for me, it is because of this.
I think we are becoming that.
G.O.A.T.
Let's say it together.
GOAT. -I know.
Poetic Symposium of Love.
Okay. What happens here?
It is written on it.
Oh.
We will have poetry here.
Love. Romance. With love.
Yes. -Right.
Who will do it? You?
Then we will surely come.
We will come too. -Mother...
Not mother.
Fathers.
Piyush,
what is written in your books?
That having outside food increases cholesterol.
Yes.
Samarth! Mayur!
So, from now onward, all these... All this is over.
Come on. Out.
Come on. Let's go.
Hi, Ms Rubiya. -Hi.
This is Mayank.
I recognized him.
This is usual for us, madam.
Please come to the recital too.
Yes, absolutely. I even like poetry of Zauq.
Who is Zauq?
A contemporary of Ghalib.
Ghalib. Oh him.
I know him quite well.
Is it? -Yes.
By the way even I know a little poetry.
Shall I?
Oh yes. You don't even need to ask. Go ahead.
Okay.
I spent half of my night waiting for her.
Wow. Wow. -Oh Piyush.
I spent half of my night waiting for her.
The remaining was lost somewhere.
Mr Rana, do forgive me. I made a mistake.
That was fun. Oh.
Yes Chakku sir.
By the way this sounds interesting.
Now?
No, I am coming. Coming.
Piyush, come.
Yes, go ahead. I will follow.
Just... -Okay.
Call me if you need me.
Okay.
Mayank is very naughty.
But don't worry.
I will come.
Come, Chakku. Mayank has come to meet you.
I will come when it will come.
He is always constipated.
Umm.
Chakku is a little preoccupied right now.
He will take some time to come.
Okay.
I will sit.
Will you have something?
But I don't know how to prepare anything.
Okay.
It's okay.
No need to be so formal.
Hmm.
Shall I show you something?
What?
I have got an idea for a reel.
See that and give me your opinion.
So, the idea is how to turn your home into a strip club.
With available household stuff.
You know like a DIY project video.
DIY.
Yeah. So.
This is just a lamp but we will use this as a pole.
Oh. Okay.
1.2.
3.4.
5.6.7.
8.
How was it?
Mind blowing.
I am very confident about it. Yeah. -Yes.
But I have got a small idea.
If you want to listen to it than I will share. Hmm?
The most important thing in a strip club is...
A girl.
Yes.
And
a man.
So, what if instead of lamp pole
that girl uses a human pole.
No.
So, you mean my solo reel will become...
A couple reel.
And then...
Oh my God. Then it will become a rage.
Mayank, why didn't I get that idea?
It will become super viral. Please be my pole.
What?
For practice.
Yes.
no. No.
Mr Chakku, since you were inside,
so, I was waiting for you.
And Minty, I mean madam asked me to be the pole.
I said, how can I be a pole? I am human.
Hey relax. Mayank.
Chakku knew that I needed someone to practice my dance with.
And I found you. Its fine.
But great idea.
Yes, good.
Bye, baby. Thank you, bye.
The rest all okay?
Bro, you are still upset about that Mayank.
I am going to make him feel upset.
Forget all that. Look there.
They have installed such colourful lights.
Look, she has come. She has come.
In this beautiful evening
and in our beautiful gathering...
I, Rubiya 'Dilqa'sh' Ahmed,
welcome you all.
Oh my. Beautiful.
It is beautiful. Right, Mayur?
A lot.
Before I recite to you the poems I have written.
To set the mood I want to produce some of my favourite poems.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. -Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Come on Mr Javed. Go ahead. Wow.
Wonderful. Oh my.
The nights are kind.
Tell the eyes to ask now.
Everything except for dreams.
Wonderful. So deep.
Wow. Wow.
What are you saying? Shall we ask for sure?
Will we get whatever we want? -Huh?
Madam, do one thing. Stop all this poem recitation.
If we can have some nice raunchy dance here
the gathering will become wild, right?
Oh yes. The mood will get set. The mood.
Dance? Yes.
Good. You have a very good idea.
Ms Rubiya, if you allow me then may I say something?
Actually the poems should be according to the people
present in this gathering, right?
Wow. Wow. Wonderful.
And what she recited was maybe too light for some people.
So, for those great people,
I want to recite something real heavy.
Wonderful. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Sometimes choo-choo. Sometimes poo-poo.
Samartha? Listen properly.
Sometimes choo-choo. Sometimes poo-poo.
Sometimes there is a noise like the storm.
The same thing is emitted from both directions.
Who knows in which direction is their mouth
and where is there behind.
Wow. Wow.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
There are two people so we should also have two poems, right?
Go ahead. -Go ahead. Go ahead.
A puzzling thing like love has come with great difficulty.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
A puzzling thing like love has come with great difficulty.
Whenever these two have shown their faces,
the beautiful girls always got sick.
Encore. Encore.
He called us shit. -What are you waiting for? Let's leave.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
That was fun.
Hey. I think the poem had started a fire.
Ms Rubiya, your poem recitation was very nice. -Yes.
We would like to take your leave now. -Yes.
May God be with you. -May God be with you.
Thanks.
Hmm.
Now should I thank you or applaud your unique poetry?
I am confused.
By the way there is one thing.
There is a poet hidden inside you too.
And poets...
I like them a lot.
MLA Bansal has increased the bounty.
15 lakhs.
15? -Yes.
And he will also give you a phone separately.
But you will have to do the job fast.
Zahir sir, the work will be done.
But it will take some time.
But just take care of one thing.
Next month, the high command is meeting up.
To discuss the list for the upcoming assembly elections.
If Mr Bansal doesn't start the college elections soon,
then he won't get a ticket.
And Chakku, get out from Minty's arms.
Do some work.
It is possible that you might lose both your money
and Mr Bansal's tutelage.
Focus. Hmm?
Chakku Pandey has got ensnared by MLA Bansal.
Isn't it a wonderful story?
Plot twist after plot twist.
Every character is on steroids.
Piyush and Mayank has got the "katta" and "katto".
And here we are preparing for the upcoming storm.
I forgot to introduce myself in this plot twist.
My name is DSP Rudra Pratap Singh.
And I will bring the biggest storm of this story.