Shall I sit?
Yes. Are you going to stand instead?
Will you meet me today?
Let's shoot a reel together?
Who is it?
What? -Who is it?
Spam.
Good.
And who was it for you? -What?
Who was it for you?
Umm. Even I received spam.
Even I received spam.
They are really doing this a lot.
Let's go. -Come and sit.
Okay, listen.
I need to use the restroom urgently.
Why don't you go to college? I will join you there.
Go to college and spread your sparkle there. -Okay bye.
Will see.
And I held on to his neck like this.
Then?
What then?
His eyes popped out.
Like this.
Angel.
What is going on?
Has this Agarwal lost his mind?
We will have to teach him a lesson. Come on. -Yes sir.
Sir, one second.
One second.
Sir, if you have to go to threaten such small time shopkeepers...
...then why have you got us?
Just tell me if you want tamarind chutney or mint?
So sir, for dessert I have got for you,
Mr Agarwal's sweetest apologies.
Fold your hands.
So, Agarwal.
You were acting too smart.
Hmm.
Thank goodness that I didn't come otherwise,
Otherwise what, sir? -Hey.
Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten what we did with you? Huh?
Say sorry.
How can I say sorry with just one hand?
Just...
Just say it. Look at him and say sorry.
Sorry, sir. I made a mistake. Please forgive me.
Come on.
Sir, it's your faith
that I am able to do so much.
Samosa. Come on. Have the samosa.
Why are you just sitting?
How was your night?
Half of the night was spent waiting for her.
And the rest was lost somewhere.
The hope that was awakened by just one glimpse of her..
..even that got tired and went back to sleep.
Piyush!
Honestly, I never thought that you are
so decent, wise and nice person.
Why?
You are speaking as if I have been naughty with you as a kid.
I would only address you as sister and come after you all the time.
Hmm. You would address me as sister for the benefit of the world.
Otherwise...
Oh my. I forgot to tell you why I am going to college.
Actually I want to invite the entire college staff home.
I will prepare Biryani. Very delicious.
You should come too. It will be helpful to me.
Yes, of course.
In childhood I could lift a cylinder heavier than me for you.
So, now if you want I can even go and sit in the Biryani pot.
Piyush, you are too much.
Okay. do come.
It will be a support for me.
You only need support?
Or even companionship?
You know sometimes I think that
how come you are single till now?
I never found someone like you till now.
Here is the advance.
the rest after the completion of work.
But Mr Bansal, I have not even said yes yet.
Son, you can't say no.
I know that your bank account has been depleted completely.
And the hostel quarter will also get vacated.
Where will you go at this age?
Go on now.
Yes.
You have only got one month.
Dean Ahmed can't escape.
Yes.
Play the one above again.
Why are you just forcing yourself in?
Here comes sir.
Come, sir. Let us go.
Sir. Hey? Wow. You have received a gift.
It's a new phone.
Where should we head to now?
To hell.
Okay. -Hey.
Sit.
Sir, this is Mayank with madame Minty.
Sir, this is very wrong.
We plan extra-curricular activities.
We organize speech.
We even enact street plays.
But no one is interested at all.
Piyush.
Piyush, do you have any ideas?
About what?
That we are doing so much for the society.
But no one takes us seriously.
I think it is not our mistake at all.
All these college people are illiterate uneducated.
They ignore civilized talks and decent people.
Fine.
From now on we won't pay any heed to them either.
We won't. We won't.
We won't. -Not at all.
We won't.
If you don't pay them any heed than how will they remain alive?
Piyush. No need to be sarcastic. Okay?
You all don't want to listen to the truth.
And what is the truth?
Hmm.
What is the truth?
The truth is that you don't deserve to get noticed.
What is he talking about?
Nobody takes you seriously because you...
You wear such clothes.
That person is not acquainted with a comb.
And he had not even washed his Khadi long shirt for 4 days.
His belly is protruding.
People are wandering around with fur in their hands which
which would even scare a bear.
This is nothing to laugh about.
First please the eyes.
Only then people will listen to you.
Right. -Right.
Applaud. I am telling the correct thing.
Thank you.
Piyush. Piyush. Piyush.
That...
You said bear's fur...
If one has got fur like a bear I am going
to site the example of one, right?
Don't boys like girls with unwaxed arms?
No. No. No. It is nothing like that.
No, I am sorry about that.
But I what I wanted to say was that
look a little presentable.
Right? If one is a real neat.
When one has that aesthetic vibe than it will be right.
Enjoy. Catch you later.
(mumbling)
Meghnad ji...
Did you say anything to me?
Sorry. Sorry.
I was asking if you can give me my book.
It is on the top shelf.
Yes. -Sure.
Which one? This one.
No. Up.
God.
This one?
Ms Sushma.
Where will I find the records of all the students
and teachers in this college?
From admin.
Take my name. -Hmm.
You will get the entire register.
You are very sweet.
Thank you.
Continue taking this.
Yes.
The work has started.
It will also end soon.
Okay.
Very good. Rahul!
I am the only one left.
I am the one left. Where is the samosa?
Samosa? -Yes.
That is over. -Over?
If it is over than what is this?
Huh?
This was the last one.
I wouldn't have kept just one samosa for everyone.
Hmm. Right.
Then do one thing.
Both of you take the car and get hot ones. Go.
Do you want samosa?
Yes.
Sure?
Yes.
One minute.
Hot. Hot. Hot. Eat. Eat.
Do you want chutney?
Tamarind. Mint? What?
Do you want chutney? Chutney?
It is fresh. Take. Take.
Sir, how could he dare to hit me when you are there?
In front of everyone. How could he even touch me?
Did you hit him?
Sir, I asked a samosa from him.
Just answer my question.
Did you hit him or not?
Rascal.
I favoured you and you ended up pissing up in my ear.
How did you become so brave?
First you dealt with Agarwal.
Then you made reels with Minty behind my back.
Minty?
Look Mr Chakku.
Minty messaged me asking for help.
So, I was helping her.
Who were you helping becoming a 'pole'?
Your own?
Out. -Sir.
And you. You are the leader from now on.
Sir, please -Get lost.
Give me one chance. -Complete silence.
One chance. -Get out.
I will pour it.
Tell me when to stop.
This seems like a good moment for a selfie, right?
Shall we take one?
Go ahead.
It is nice.
Water.
Of course.
Enough. Enough. Enough.
Dude, Piyush, where are you?
Need to talk urgently. Pick up the phone.
Are you alive? Piyush, pick up.
The number you're trying to call is currently not reachable.
Oh my God.
Just think about it.
I had gone to Prayagraj.
At 3 am in the January cold.
I was alone on foot on the highway.
And what was I wearing?
Just a sweater and socks and shoes.
And pants?
Ms Sushma, when the thief couldn't find my wallet in the pocket...
...he took off with my pants.
Mr Meghnad is very experienced.
Tell me what else you have done?
Yes, do tell. -What else?
I worked in the call centre for 3 years.
American. British. Australian.
I can put on all three accents.
Wow. -Nice.
And what else?
What else Ms Sushma?
Besides counting the feathers on a flying bird
I have done everything else.
Forget the flying bird.
Look at the bird sitting here.
Where is the bird?
Mr Meghnad, the kids were saying in class yesterday.
That you are... What is that?
A hot daddy.
Hmm.
By the way, you had led an interesting life.
You will get bored in our college.
Hey. -Right?
We have a good college.
Madam,
the thing is running and rushing life gives you happiness.
Hmm.
And stopping gives you peace.
Wow. -Wow.
Now the stream doesn't know the peace the lake feels.
Very true. Very true.
Are you done?
Hmm.
Give.
So tasty.
Even I have pain in my knees.
They want some treatment.
You just tell anytime, I'll call best doctor for you.
No. no, no. Please, you have to check my knees.
See. Here, here.
See here.
Yes.
Now I get some relief.
Rubiya, Sushma ji is getting naughty.
No, no. I have pain in my knees.
Then I have treatment for you.
-Okay. -My one aunty live in Saharanpur.
She has one big garden.
You just go there.
They will treat your knees properly.
You also apply for leaves.
We will go together.
That's a brilliant idea.
-Really? -Let's go together.
The number you're trying to call is currently not reachable.
Please try again later.
Goodbye.
Rubiya?
I don't want to think about you the entire night.
I want to tell you about this every morning.
Daily.
Every day.
Every time.
Always.
Mr Chakku.
What are you doing?
You hit him.
Please.
You!
Please.
What happened?
This is for you.
For me?
What is the job?
Do you know Dean Ahmed?
Our dean Ahmed?
Yes. I know him
and also his wife.
Yes, she is very hot.
Well forget that.
Dean Ahmed.
We need to get rid of him.
Get rid of him?
Get rid of him.
The guns and the girls have reached wherever they had to.
Now let's see, when will the dreams come true for Piyush and Mayank.
To go from being boys to men.