What a stupid gun you have given me, Chakku!
Syed.
You made me yours so quickly! This is amazing!
Syed, where are you?
I went out for a little walk.
Rubiya, I will be back soon.
Go to sleep now.
Okay.
Love you. Love you.
I want to be with you forever.
If you want that too, you know what to do.
I will get the job done.
What needs to be done?
It is worrisome.
What shall I do now? Tell me.
Stop telling the truth?
Stop supporting the truth?
Stop teaching?
First of all, drop that Rubiya.
The butter in your bread
often tries to get spread out in a bun.
I am on a leave from my office at Prayagraj
and sitting here to save your life.
You are my senior.
I won't let anything happen to you.
Thank you.
Stop thanking me and tell me whom have you messed up with?
Messed?
MLA Bansal.
Elections have not happened in the college for many years.
He had got the last dean transferred.
He thought I will get scared.
Am I the one to get scared? Nah.
And does Rubiya have any other lover?
Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.
Nice. Niharika, come on. You do it now.
This step?
Yes. Why?
No, I mean there is no feel in it.
Did you also think the same?
I found it a very amazing move.
I don't think so.
This step doesn't match the line in the song.
Okay.
Then you suggest something.
Rubiya, Niharika is more than a dancer.
A peahen with two left feet.
Don't speak nonsense, Piyush.
I accept that I don't know how to dance.
But that doesn't mean that I cannot offer my opinions.
You can, Niharika. Piyush.
Rubiya.
Let's try another move. -Okay.
5.6.7.8.
1.
2.
3.
So, what about this? What do you think about this?
This move is even worse than the last one.
I will go and take a break.
You two can practice some more.
Come soon. -Hey Niharika!
Listen Niharika -I have to go somewhere tonight.
Niharika.
Don't wash your face with such cold water.
You will catch a cold.
By the way you are already catching feelings.
So cold is no big deal.
Mints, I personally think there should be something.
There should be a good step where I should turn like this.
And hold you like this.
No.
Like this? -No.
Leave me, it's okay. Bye.
Mr Chakku, Mayur is calling.
What are you saying?
Yes, Mayur. Speak.
Sir, I am calling from outside of the dancing hall.
Mayank and Ms Minty left the hall together and…
And the two of them are hugging each other and then they left
separately.
Did they just hug formally or it was a stickier feely one?
Sir, don't mind me. But they had a deep intimate hug.
That means
Mayank is going out with Minty behind my back.
Do one thing.
Both of you come to me now.
Okay, sir. Okay.
Did I make a mistake by giving that assignment?
Sir, you have got…
Done. Shoo.
Come on. Get lost.
Listen.
I was thinking that
are there still people in Lucknow who supply guns?
Mom, tell me.
Where have you kept papa's old stuff?
How did you suddenly remember your papa today?
Just…
The cupboard in the storeroom. -Yes.
There is a chest on top of that.
What business do you have with a gun?
Thoughts don't take permission before rising, Basesar.
That day you were asking if the lunar module runs on petrol or diesel.
What business did you have with that?
What are you going to do? Launch a lunar module on the highway?
No.
Then tell me.
There used to be a man. His name was Jijhuwa Sipahi.
He has a snack cart beyond the park,
which is beyond the Big Bazaar.
This gift is for you.
But sir, what is the occasion?
Look, I have decided
that I should give you two a job.
And if you two do this job,
then I will give you two my seat
and retire.
And if that is too less
than 10,000 rupees each.
Each. -Sir,
can we do something about that Mayank?
Yes.
As much as you want.
But I will tell you when and where.
First get ready for the mission.
Receive your gift.
Yes. -Sir,
if you don't mind may I say something?
Your guns. They have history of not performing.
Let us take a gun from a reliable place.
The gun dealer…
Rascals. You are very cunning.
Rascals!
Do as you wish to.
But the work needs to get done.
It will be done, sir. Your wish is our command.
Just bless us.
Are you Jijhuwa Sipahi?
You are Jijhuwa Sipahi?
Actually, I have heard a lot about you.
And your entry was just awesome.
So?
Actually, I had some work with you.
What?
Piyush.
You here?
Hello, uncle.
What are you doing here?
Do you know each other?
We are… Yes.
Yes. -Yes, we always are together, sir.
We are together. -I can see that.
No, bro. Snacks.
Snacks for mom.
Okay. Okay.
You know it, right, Piyush?
I was getting snacks for papa. Yes.
For papa?
Yes, since there is a commode at home.
So, eat, shit. Eat. Shit.
Eat. Shit. -Shit.
Are you serious?
If you want it then take it, otherwise get lost.
Both of you.
Sorry. Sorry, Mr Jijhuwa.
We will leave. No problem.
I say, if you wish I can drop you off somewhere, bro.
No problem. -No. No. -Okay. Bye.
Okay, Piyush. Mr Jijhuwa, okay.
Mr Jijhuwa, can you give me your best and cheapest gun?
Piyush.
You here?
You are also here.
Mayank, you here?
Hey, Piyush.
It's a coincidence.
This is too much now.
Hmm.
You are a big glutton.
First samosa, then kachori.
And then you said you had a meeting at college
and gone and had Paani puris.
You will ask me how I knew.
I have been following you for two days.
We'll do it again.
Wow brother wow wow, do it with your stomach.
And not just me. There is someone else too.
Two nondescript boys.
They have been following you for the last two days.
They might be food bloggers. They bother me a lot.
Look,
boys follow someone under two circumstances.
First, if it is a matter of romance.
Or he might be gauging you.
Shoulder 17…
I am thinking that an Anarkali dress will be a little old fashioned.
Right?
Niharika?
2-3-4.
What happened? -Excuse me.
What is all this?
So vulgar?
Vulgar?
Yes. Going round and round with such absurd moves.
Niharika, I don't think…
First you are teaching us such dirty moves.
Teaching is still okay.
But what is the need to perform it repeatedly?
Enough Niharika.
First she is helping us
and you are only throwing your opinions for the last 3 days.
Piyush… -I am done for now.
If you want to do it then do.
Otherwise, I will find someone else.
Piyush.
All right, Piyush.
Ni… Piyush. You shouldn't have spoken like that.
Rubiya. Rubiya. Rubiya.
If you go then she will become more awkward.
Piyush and I are there. We will speak to her.
Damn.
Piyush. Piyush. Piyush. Piyush.
How will I convince her?
Don't convince her.
You need to understand.
She is acting up like this because
she loves you.
I am done.
Mayank. -Minty.
I was thinking that when
Chakku will find out that we are now serious...
...it will such great fun, right?
May I ask something?
Chakku loves you so much.
He spoils you.
Why are you so hell bent on breaking up with him?
Mayank, you don't understand.
Chakku shows off a lot.
He does a little but he shows that he is doing a favour to me.
I mean that for example he received an orange from someone.
Then he will get that orange to me.
And say, look Baby what I've got for you.
He will give me 2 pieces of that and say aw baby and then kiss me.
And he won't tell anyone
that he has got the entire orange.
Do you get it?
Hmm.
Hello.
Greetings. -Greetings.
May I speak with Syed Ahmed?
He is not at home. Who are you?
I am the lawyer of Mr Syed's aunt
from Saharanpur.
Did you inform Mr Syed about his aunt passing away?
Oh yes. I did. He is very sad.
I can understand.
Did you give him the documents of the will I had sent you?
Aunt has left her farmhouse to him.
The market value of the same is 200 crores.
Yes, I give them to him too. Okay, listen.
Do you want to say anything else?
No.
Then I have a small request.
It will be better if you don't call anymore.
Actually, whenever you call he is reminded of his aunt.
So, if you don't call then…
To kill her husband and get her aunt's house,
Rubiya Dilkash Ahmed played her cards right.
After seeing the potential of the situationship with Minty...
...Mayank got excited and reached MLA Bansal.
I will do your work in half the amount you have promised Chakku.
Done.
It is done.
Call. Call. Call.
What's in his hand?
Mobile?
Yes. Yes.
Poor Chakku. Totally stuck in the middle.
Mayank, opportunity and Minty.
He has lost all three.
Poor Guy!