Mayank is a big fool.
A big. A big. A big. Big. Big. Big.
Mayank is a big...
Mayank is a big fool.
One second. One second.
What was this?
What is this?
Exactly. I had the exact same reaction.
Piyush.
Forget it.
Minty, we two are having a good scene, right? Of Manali.
What do you think?
That I will go with someone who is called a loser by another loser.
And what if we won the competition?
Do one thing.
Make a new reel.
You are looking very nice.
Are you going to be like this in the hotel in Manali as well?
Our hotel is in the corner of the mountain.
Away from the reception.
Only valleys.
You.
And me.
Now only the quilt of the hotel room will bring me peace.
I am just waiting for your daring.
Just a few hours more.
Piyush, come out fast.
Look what a ruckus is going on.
What is this?
What happened?
Yes, so.
Students are looking into the phone and laughing.
What is so new about that?
This is new.
The one who never found a girl to hug
so he made books his girlfriend.
Who is such a fool?
So come face to face.
Has Mayank gone crazy?
Niharika. Did you see Minty's new reel?
They have challenged us openly.
We will have to win this competition.
Then go. Win.
How will I win alone?
You will have to... -No, I don't have to do anything.
And anyway you don't need me.
You have got that sapiosexual, progeny of Ghalib with
wanderlust and creative intent, Rubiya.
Go. Go and participate with her.
Niharika.
What?
I was invisible in the entire college.
But you saw me.
Like, no one ever saw me before.
You are saying sorry by stealing lyrics form a song.
Sorry. Okay. Okay.
What I mean is...
you said hi to me,
when I didn't want to say hi to myself.
After meeting you...
I felt that
I belong somewhere.
And I didn't support you in your rocky phase.
What rocky phase?
It's just dance.
Whatever.
We will do it together.
I promise you.
I will be a better friend.
Have you also started using deodorant?
Piyush, you are too much.
Sorry. Sorry.
Why is there so much heat?
There is no better combination than Mayank and Minty here.
This is not a competition of hooliganism where you are the heroes.
This is dance.
And here Piyush and Niharika will win.
Yes. Piharika's choreography is sizzling.
Yes, sizzling like your face.
And Piharika.
Sounds like the names of puppies.
Anyway, you are puppies too.
Is it?
At least puppies are loyal.
You all are not even that.
Till recently you were harping Chakku's name.
Today you are harping Mayank's name.
You change your loyalty faster than you change your undies.
Oh really?
Here is someone
who talks about changing undies.
Oh yes. Sorry. Sorry.
He can say that.
He... He can say that.
Because that was his history.
To pee in his pants.
Have you worn diaper today?
Oh my. Diaper. Right?
Such a complicated word.
Wow.
Wow Piyush. Such a powerful voice.
Where was this voice when
that lady had called you to her room?
A lady told Piyush, that dear come to my room with some wine.
So, sir bought the cheapest wine and gave it to ma'am.
Because he thought
if I give wine, girl will be mine.
If you are cracking jokes, then crack this one too.
When you were beaten by 4 guys because of 1 girl.
With the hope that she will make you her darling.
But instead, she tied the Rakhi and made him her sibling.
And that's why everyone calls him brother Mayank.
Hey.
Brother.
What is a brother?
I have taught him that.
And how to support someone.
I have taught him that.
Before he used pick me up from home daily.
Before he used to
tell me everything in his mind.
He has stopped calling me.
Stopped sending me memes.
And you...
You have stopped telling me
big talks from your big books.
I missed us.
You have started to talk like me.
Yes, so.
Mayank, my brother.
When did you become so disappointed?
I was left alone.
That's why.
Me too.
We two look very nice together. Right?
You make me look good.
Wonderful.
What is this?
The many talents of Rubiya.
You didn't get shocked and curse.
Hey.
Minty?
Minty.
Bro.
We have come so far, bro.
Piyush.
Yes.
Is something going on in your mind?
Yes.
Yours too?
Then let's say together at the count of 3.
Ready.
Say.
3. 2. 1.
I need to kill dean Ahmed.
Why is there a fog in our lives?
This Chakku is a jerk.
What did you say?
And your 'Saree'.
What is her name? Your 'Saree'?
Rubiya.
She is also no less. Okay.
While showing her bra straps,
she has made you now strap on a gun.
Bro, you know that
love and rocket
can take men places.
Coming down, Piyush.
Coming in a while.
Bird. Look here. Look here.
Huh.
I have got an awesome idea.
-Okay, listen then. -Yes tell me.
Killing two birds...
with one stone.
Piyush.
Give me a count.
5, 6, 7, 8.
Are we dancing?
3, 2, 1.
Killed him. Killed him. I killed the dean.
I killed him. Killed him. Killed him.
We committed a murder. We did it.
I killed him. -Bro, the dean is alive.
What?
He is not dead.
Where?
We will kill him. Come on.
Don't be scared.
Careful.
Aim and shoot.
I am not scared.
Is he alive?
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. -Piyush.
Calm down a little.
You have already got jailed and released.
I am not interested
or dreaming of going to jail.
You know what happens to pretty boys like me in jail.
Bro, I mean what happens to pretty boys like us in jail. -Yes. Yes.
That means we are really losers.
Am I loser? -Look at me.
You are a loser.
We are born losers. -Look at me.
We were about to commit a murder.
A murder.
Keep your hand on your heart. -What?
Keep your hand on your heart. -Yes.
Bro.
I will keep my hand on my heart too.
And both of us will ask each other.
Was that right?
We can't even dare to answer.
That means, we will have to masturbate for another 2-3 years.
Done.
No more contract killing.
Only dance.
See you on the dance floor, baby.
Before that.
Guns.
Where were you?
I was losing weight waiting for you.
Niharika.
I know you are nervous.
But just trust me.
Like I trust you.
Mayank, where the fuck were you?
I have been calling you since long.
You should thank God that I waited for you today...
...otherwise I would have found someone else.
Then find someone.
After this dance,
find someone else.
I am not a prop for your reel, Minty.
Nor I am neither a replacement of that Chakku.
I am Mayank.
Come on.
We have to win the competition.
Hmm?
So get ready because this evening will be
full on entertainment heavy.
Ladies and gentlemen.
And now ready to set the fire on the stage,
Mayank and Lucknow's favourite girl Minty.
Give it up for hashtag Mintya.
Fantabulous!
And now Niharika is coming
with our super stunning Piyush.
OMG! What a great performance!
I have got names of two teams
who have reached the finals.
And both the teams have to perform together
but only one team will win.
So, do you want to know which teams are those?
Yes.
So, the first team is
Piyush and Niharika.
Let's go, Let's go.
And the second team is
Minty and Mayank.
Yeah.
Okay. okay. Calm down. Calm down.
I am holding the results.
And I will invite the dean Syed Ahmed
to announce the winners.
Please come, sir.
Yeah.
Results, sir.
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
Show some of this excitement in your studies too.
The winner is...
Hey, even I liked this team a lot.
So...
The winner is...
Dean.
Someone call the ambulance.