BEWARE, O BEAUTIFUL ONES
People might tell you not to love me
I'm very bad, I can steal your sleep Sweep you off your feet
I can hold you in my arms And make you lose yourself
I can cook up stories
Wherever you hide your heart I can steal it in...
A couple of meetings, with a few words
Beware, O beautiful ones I've arrived
An admirer of beauty An enemy of beauty
My style differs from the others
Beware, O beautiful ones I've arrived
I'll tease you in front of the world Won't spare you
Even if you look away I'll ensure that our eyes meet
Go on, I'll see what excuses You come up with
I'll fling my heart at you
I'll trap you by making false promises
An admirer of beauty An enemy of beauty
My style differs from the others
Beware, O beautiful ones I've arrived
An admirer of beauty An enemy of beauty
My style differs from the others
Beware, O beautiful ones I've arrived
Love. Affection. Fondness. Passion.
Whenever it happens with someone...
it changes one's life...
The heart starts beating faster and makes you sigh.
It gives you sleepless nights one tends to daydream.
It teaches you what it means to love someone.
It teaches you how to take those seven steps...
which lead to the journey of seven lives.
If you're lucky, you find your love in just one shot.
My case is different. I am a killer.
I found this love three times.
1996. It was a fantastic year. Thanks to Narsimha Rao.
I, at least knew three such people...
who had Motorola cell phones.
And Sachin and I can now ask for Pepsi with style...
during the interval of every movie.
Cut to April 1996. After our 12th standard board exams Sachin...
Pico, JB and I left for Europe with style...
through the affordable package of Dhingra tours...
and travels private limited.
To see Europe and its girls.
Hey, what's this? There are only cows...
and grass in the entire Switzerland and mountains.
Wrong! Zero on ten.
Imported cows, imported grass, imported mountains.
Hey, Raj, my score.
Hey, Sachin, my game. It's your fault.
What will I do with imported grass?
Where are the imported girls?
Look, you should thank me. I got you guys the cheapest tour.
Yes. That is why not a single girl can be seen.
There are only old men to be seen.
Yes, not a single girl has tried to entice me as yet.
You fool.
Hey, please call me JB. At least it sounds cool.
OK. So now I'll have to lie...
that I went around with four, five girls during this holiday.
But I didn't know there was a sweet...
romantic girl in the same train.
So romantic that after watching
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge 17 times,
she left on Eurorail hoping that she might also find her Raj, like Simran.
One finds a hero quickly in films
but this entire tour is about to end.
I am unfortunate.
I will have to go back and quietly marry the hosiery prince
from Ludhiana district Phillaur.
Hey, even the hosiery prince will do...
it's just that he must look like Tom Cruise.
Smiles like Shah Rukh.
Has eyes like Aamir Khan.
Has voice like Amitabh.
And romances like Raj.
Mahi! DDLJ again?
Raj doesn't exist.
Maybe he does exist.
Where are you going?
To find Raj.
I am going to the bathroom, you fool.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Why are you announcing, Raj?
-Guys. -Yes.
There's a beautiful girl on the train.
Hey! There's a very cute boy on the train.
-Where? -There.
Friends, brace yourselves.
"Love in Switzerland" mission begins at the next station.
Yeah! Yeah!
Give it to me. Are you watching a film?
OK, let's go confidently and greet them.
You greet them.
-Me? -Yes, you.
Okay, follow me.
-Hi, girls. -Yes.
Hi! I'm Sachin. And these are my friends. Raj, JB and Pico.
Really? Did you hear, Mahi? Raj. Who's Raj amongst you?
He's Raj.
Raj, say hello to your sisters.
Well...
Are you dumb?
-No... no, sir. -Then what's the problem?
Sir... I... sir... I was looking for the toilet.
-Here? -I can't help it, sir.
Go upstairs and take a left.
Th...thank you, sir.
The one in pink is mine! Wow, Pinky.
Oh, no! I chose her.
Is it a school bus seat that you're choosing?
Shut up!
-Hey, Sachin! -Sachin.
Sachin, my best friend. Did you find out anything?
-Yes. -What?
The toilet is outside, to the left.
What?!
Did you go and find out about this?
If you're so confident, then go...
and find out directly from the girls' parents.
Parents?
Best of luck. I am going to the toilet.
Hey.
Where have these parents landed from?
-From Punjab. -Now?
-Now say thank you. -Why?
I've got all the information.
What are you saying?
-The one in pink. -Pinky?
No. Sweety. She plays basketball at the state level.
Basketball player.
Hey! You too are a cute basketball player. Congrats.
Congrats. What next?
-And the one with the specs is Mona... -Yes.
...English honors from Amritsar University.
-Forget about them. -Forget it.
-Tell me about mine. -Mahi.
Mahi? Huh?
What have you to do with the name?
-Do you want information or not? -Sorry. Tell me. Tell me.
She's looking for Raj.
Why? Why is she looking for me?
I haven't done anything as yet.
You know that movie. Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge?
Its hero, Raj. All girls are crazy about him.
She seems crazier than the rest.
No. I didn't get you. Who was in that film?
-Shah Rukh Khan. -Is she looking for Shah Rukh?
No, you fool! Her romantic hero!
Two hearts unite on Eurorail. Like it happened in that film.
It was all rubbish. Stupid Hindi film. I went off to sleep.
Why did you doze off? Tell me the story.
Whose?
About the movie. What else?
-But narrate it in short. -Yes.
Is it emotional?
-Do you want to listen to it or not? -Sorry, sorry, narrate.
-Sure? -Yes, sure, sure.
Look.
Preeti, did you hear?
What?
Thank you. Thank you.
If he's singing, that doesn't mean he's Raj.
Whoever he is, he's very cute.
If your dad sees that, then you'll be dead. Cute, huh!
Come on. We have to click photos too.
You go ahead. I'll see you directly on the train.
Go on!
Where are the girls?
They are in the front seats. Deal the cards.
Where's Mahi?
She must be behind, with her parents.
Yes. As her mother always forces her to play cards.
Stop! Stop! Stop the train!
-Mahi! Damn! Stop. -Stop!
-Where's the chain? -Stop! Dad, stop! Dad!
Oh, hi!
Remember. We are in the same train.
We were.
The train is gone. We've missed it.
What do you mean? Don't be silly.
I am not silly, you're blind.
It was here, right? Now it's not. What does that mean?
But how is this possible? This is a foreign country.
How can we miss the train here?
Now?
Don't worry. I am here. I'll talk to the station master.
He'll pass the message to your mom and dad.
That you are safe and fine. And we'll meet them in Zurich. OK?
Thanks.
By the way, I am Raj.
Raj?
Yes.
I am sorry. I am Mahi.
I'll just be back.
What a name mom has given me. Raj!
Did you find out anything?
Yes. The next train is at six.
Six? That means just in the next three hours? Thank God.
Well...
We're in Switzerland. Just Mahi and her Raj...
and cows and their grass.
You shouldn't tell the truth at such a time.
No. 6 o'clock tomorrow evening.
It is better we go to Zurich by bus.
Bus? What if we don't reach on time?
No. We'll rent a car. An open air one.
That too a red car.
Huh?!
Hey! Why are you wasting time? I have just one day.
I got to board a flight from Zurich tomorrow. Come on. Come.
Oh! Sorry, Mahi.
The heroes in the movies have a lot of money.
You need to make do with a scooter in real life.
I spent all my money on this scooter.
How much do you have left?
I just have some pennies left. That's it.
How will we manage without money?
We'll manage. Why do you worry?
You're with me. Nothing will go wrong.
Why? What's the guarantee?
Good things happen to good people.
I don't agree.
What? That I'm not nice?
No. That everything good happens with you.
-OK. Didn't you ever fail in math? -No.
Hasn't your pocket money ever been canceled?
Didn't anyone rag you in front of everyone in school?
-Didn't you ever have pimples? -No.
Hey! You're an alien.
No. I am just Mahi. When I wasn't prepared for math exam,
the exam got postponed.
If I didn't like any girl in my school,
her father would get transferred to some other place.
If I liked a pink sandal in a shop,
then unless I got my pocket money
that sandal wouldn't be sold.
-That's how I am. Very lucky. -Please.
You're not so lucky. You missed the train, didn't you?
So what's unlucky about it?
Hey, Raj! You're really lucky.
Either she's too smart or she's a fool.
You'll know your good luck when both of us will starve to death.
So many flavors.
I know.
Mint flavor, strawberry flavor...
Look at that! Blackberry.
How will it taste?
What do you mean by that? Let's go and try it.
Is it your uncle's shop? When he sees you, he'll say...
"It has been ages since you've come."
You've become so weak.
Come and have chocolates for free.
What else?
Oh, gosh! He will get beaten up.
No! I didn't like any of them. What about you?
Leave it.
Let's go.
Hurry up and run!
Run, Raj.
Come on. Run fast!
Wait.
Did you see? I am such a killer.
Hold on. Wish.
-Wish. -What?
Make a wish and blow it. It will come true.
Children do this.
Absolutely not. Am I a child? I do it.
OK. OK. Fine.
Come on, close your eyes and make a wish.
Shall we leave?
Hey! Aren't you interested in my wish?
I am, but I do not want to hear.
Huh! What logic is this?
Wish logic! You shouldn't tell anyone after you make a wish.
Why?
Because the wish doesn't come true then.
This means if I ask for the opposite and then tell you...
its opposite will come true.
Huh? What logic is this?
Wish logic.
What is this? We jumped from the train,
finished all the money and we'll even reach Zurich by morning
and I didn't even hold her hand, like a fool.
And as usual, I cracked a killer idea.
-What happened? -I guess we've fallen short of fuel.
-What? -Yes.
-Now? -Nothing.
You were boasting about your luck.
Now let's find a clean place, wait for morning, have sweet talks.
Till morning?
-Yes. -Are you crazy?
Let's go. We'll find someone ahead who can help us. Come.
-Come on! -Hey! Miss Mahi.
Oh, God! How do I explain it to her?
Come on!
Aren't there any people here?
Senorita, statistics say that there are
nine cows to every human in Switzerland.
You might find a cow in the next lane
but it's impossible to find a human.
Hello! Is anybody there? Hello!
I'm going to sit here. You can go ahead and search for humans.
Do you know? When I was a kid,
I used to think that stars are God's light bulbs.
-You're still a kid -Nonsense.
When I was a kid...
I used to think that I'd be an astronaut when I grow up.
I'll fly in a rocket and like Rakesh Sharma I'd say...
that India looks the best in the whole world.
Stupid, isn't it?
No. It's not stupid at all.
That's sweet.
Raj, I... I want to say something to you...
Finally.
I'm going to get engaged.
Oh.
Dad has searched for an alliance.
Oh.
He belongs to our community.
Oh.
From Lawrence Road.
Oh.
Mahi, I've to confess to you.
We didn't run out of fuel.
I purposely stopped the scooter at a desolate spot.
Mahi, I swear I didn't know about your engagement.
There is petrol. We can go. Come on.
No! No, wait!
Won't you ask me why I did so?
It's not a wish that won't come true if I tell you.
Mahi, I really didn't know that you're getting engaged
But actually, I've written a poem for you.
See! I knew you'd laugh.
-No, no. I'm sorry. -No. Leave it.
Please recite it.
You won't laugh, will you?
"Nowadays one finds angels traveling by train...
casting a spell, eating chocolates...
and then disappearing from Switzerland to India."
-I told you it's stupid. -No.
Although I was aware of everything.
Since I've seen you...
I don't know what has happened to me.
I've never felt like this before.
Same here, Mahi. It's a strange feeling, isn't it?
-Are you scared? -No.
I knew that I'd find my Raj.
Then why didn't yo tell me that before?
I dragged the scooter for four kilometers unnecessarily.
It's your fault. I had told you.
If you are with me, everything will be good.
Then I'll have to be with you forever.
Forever?
Forever.
Wow!
Slowly... slowly I started believing
Slowly... slowly I lost my heart here
Has the moon fallen, Fallen just like that...
Or is it your glow?
Is the earth flying Just like that... slowly?
This has happened For the first time
I've fallen in love
This has happened For the first time
I've fallen in love
-I can see it in my dreams... -That you'll come and tell me...
That you're living my life
I thought what it was
You'll hear it slowly From your eyes
Why not I stop this day right here?
We'll not tell anybody
We'll lose ourselves here
Has the moon fallen, Fallen just like that...
Or is it your glow?
Is the earth flying Just like that...
Slowly?
This has happened For the first time
I've fallen in love
I've got a moment
Hide these moments from everybody
It's listening to your story
-And in that very moment... -You make me your own.
I found my tomorrow
Using a bed of flowers
We'll lose ourselves in our dreams
Has the moon fallen, Fallen just like that...
Or is it your glow?
Is the earth flying Just like that...
Slowly?
This has happened For the first time
I've fallen in love
This has happened For the first time
I've fallen in love
You know what I wished for?
That you would miss your flight.
Why did you tell me? Now I really won't miss it.
Dear, check the luggage. Nothing should be left behind.
Yes, Uncle.
Careful, children. See to it that nothing is left. Listen.
Mahi was supposed to meet us here, right?
That is what she said.
-Mom! -Mahi!
Mom!
Where were you, dear? We were so worried.
-I'm fine, Mom. Dad! -Are you fine?
Dad, I'm so sorry. Wonder how I missed the train.
I was so scared and I didn't have money either.
If Raj had not been with me...
Dad, this is Raj.
Hello, ma'am.
Hello, sir.
Thank you, child.
We were so scared. We're indebted to you.
We got your message from the station master.
Thank you, child. God bless you.
No problem, sir. You're welcome, sir.
Do meet us when you come to Amritsar, child.
Sure, sir.
-Mahi. -Yes.
-Give him our address. -OK.
Come on. Get into the queue for check-in.
-Come, dear. -Yes, Dad.
So now...
Will you call me?
No.
I'll follow you to Amritsar.
And that arranged husband will be...
Mahi.
You won't be late, will you?
Not at all.
Bye.
-So -So?
Why are you showing this attitude? Tell us. What happened?
We all know you are a killer. But tell us what happened.
I am so excited, tell us.
Nothing.
You're so lucky. Tell me what happened?
What do I tell you?
Initially, he was just helping me.
Then...
What? Your suspense will kill us.
Then he wrote a poem for me.
So sweet!
Wait. I'll show you.
Mahi, what happened?
A lot of things happened.
Everything?
Everything! Obviously. Won't I take complete advantage,
if I spend so much time with her, all alone?
She has already started showing love towards me.
She has even planned to get married to me.
You know this happens with me quite often.
Yes.
First love, then kiss. Then everything.
Just like that!
Tell us in detail.
Buddy, her eyes...
Nice.
Come on. It's time for the flight. Come on.
I know, I know. Think what you want to, but I was just 18!
Would I tell the truth to my friends in such a case?
It happens. All this happens at that age.
I wasn't going to marry her. Her marriage was already fixed.
She must have forgotten me after a month.
Year 2002. Place, Bombay.
Sorry. Mumbai.
I hadn't seen a city as rocking as this.
Live your own life.
No one's got anything to do with you. Do what you feel like.
People around you don't even know your name.
Everyone's busy in making money and chilling out, like me.
It had been a year since I had returned from Delhi...
because I had got a job in Microsoft.
That means, money, fun,
and... and Radhika.
My Radhika.
She was from Ranchi. Clothes in the suitcase.
Some money in the pocket.
And with a dream of being a film star.
She's become a hot shot model...
and my girlfriend in just one year.
Excuse me, live-in girlfriend.
Live-in means without getting married. Cool. Isn't it?
Babe, coffee.
What else does one want? Love, affection?
I have it! I have friendship, love, chemistry, biology.
I have everything that a person wants.
Without any commitment. This is called killer fate.
Which changed just some time back.
A FEW DAYS AGO
Till now I was living as a paying guest with Sachin.
After saving some money I could now...
afford a small flat of my own.
What fun!
After tolerating Sachin, his dirt and his nonsense.
Now I and my bed will often speak to each other...
had you slept, then this would have happened...
Had you slept...
Who's it?
Hey, you! Decent people are trying to sleep here.
-Put off the music. -What's your problem?
Ma'am, you have a problem. Are you deaf?
Excuse me?
-Are you deaf? -Yes.
-Very funny! Lower the volume. -Why?
Because I'm your neighbor.
And it's your duty to play music at a tolerable volume and let me sleep.
It's 10 o'clock in the morning. Normal people are awake by now.
I'm not normal.
I mean, I work in the night and sleep during the day.
Too bad!
Hey, DJ! Open the door.
What?
Well... I...
Sorry to disturb you.
I have a small request to make.
If you don't mind. Because I am your neighbor.
I'm decent. I belong to a good family. I get a good pay.
I'm 6 feet tall. I visit the gym. I mean...
I'd be grateful to you if you could lower the volume.
Only if you don't mind. Please. Sorry?
OK. I'm sorry. I didn't know about your working hours.
Sorry, I woke you up.
No. No problem. It's not your fault.
OK. Bye.
Hello! It's not my fault.
Which fool would like to sleep if she keeps him awake?
And who else will a person love, if not his neighbor?
People might tell you not to love me
I'm very bad, I can steal your sleep, Sweep you off your feet
I can hold you in my arms And make you lose yourself
I can cook up stories
Wherever you hide your heart, I can steal it in...
A couple of meetings, With a few words
Beware, O beautiful ones, I've arrived
Do you have sugar?
Beware, O beautiful ones, I've arrived
An admirer of beauty, An enemy of beauty
My style differs from the others
Beware, O beautiful ones, I've arrived
Do you have sugar?
I'll tease you in front of the world, Won't spare you
Even if you look away, I'll ensure that our eyes meet
Go on, I'll see what excuses You come up with
I'll fling my heart at you
I'll trap you by making false promises
An admirer of beauty, An enemy of beauty
My style differs from the others
Beware, O beautiful ones, I've arrived
An admirer of beauty, An enemy of beauty
My style differs from the others
Beware, O beautiful ones, I've arrived
After four months, we've united.
We own two flats, but live in one room.
Forever, I mean, not forever in that sense.
Forever for a while.
Forever for one and a half years.
-Baby, coffee. -Thanks, sweetie.
Today both of us are happy with this situation.
Who knows the future, friend?
This was bound to happen. Sachin and I worked hard
for the past three years and today we've developed
such a rocking game software that along with us
even our foreign bosses were happy with our work.
To Sydney!
And the blonde girls in Sydney!
To dollars.
And girls!
To Australian places.
And girls in those places!
Hey, we're going to have fun out there and not to get married.
-Then sister-in-law? -Which sister-in-law?
Hey, Radhika.
What happened to her?
She loves you.
So?
So? Won't she come to Sydney with you?
Why will she come to Sydney?
You're a killer! She lives with you.
Yes. We've combined our flats. We haven't got married.
Raj, you're doing that again?
What do you mean?
You know what I mean. You've planned to ditch her.
And I bet you mustn't have told her about Sydney too.
I'll tell her. Why do you worry?
She's going to worry you now.
Relax. You don't know her. She's a very modern girl.
Just think. She lives with me without getting married.
She doesn't believe in these old-fashioned things.
Two tequilas, please.
What are you saying?
Every girl believes in these old-fashioned things.
They plan to get married right from the beginning.
Those girls are really cruel.
They're cool first and then fool.
No. Radhika isn't like that.
More than me she's interested in her career.
She wants to become a heroine at any cost.
Will she get any job in Australia?
What will she do over there? Crossover films?
Don't be a fool. Have your tequila.
It's going to make no difference to her.
I promise.
I'm sorry, baby. I should've told you earlier.
But I didn't know about it myself.
Yes. We heard the rumors, but didn't believe them.
But it's sure now. Sachin and I are being transferred to Sydney.
In five weeks we need to arrange for the work permit too.
I know everything happened all of a sudden.
I hope you understand, baby.
We'll have to get married in court.
We don't have time for a fancy wedding.
Everything will have to be done in short, in five weeks.
Oh, God! That's why you looked so stressed!
Don't worry, baby.
I am here. I'll handle it all.
We'll have to get it registered in court.
You'll have to come for that.
The things in the house... I'll give it to Anushka.
Farewell party. Clothes.
Oh, my God! This is so exciting. We're going to Sydney!
Mr. and Mrs. Sharma. In Sydney.
But baby, your career?
Come on, Raj.
You know you're most important for me.
A little sacrifice, a little compromise...
this is what marriage is all about.
I am with you. I don't need anything else.
Today is such an important day for you.
I'm so happy. I wish mom and dad were here today.
Anyway, you're here.
What else do I want?
What's happening with me? Why is this happening?
What do I do now? Sachin.
Mummy!
What? Are you mad? What can mom do?
Everything! Your mom is your secret weapon.
Use her anyhow.
Tell sister-in-law that your mummy is a witch.
What are you saying? My mom is so sweet.
You know that. But sister-in-law doesn't.
Tell her she has selected a girl for you from Bhatinda.
From Bhatinda?
Does it make any difference? Say from Phagwara.
Sorry, sorry. Get to the point.
Look, the word 'mother' has a lot of strength.
Just take your mother's name, sister-in-law out.
Firstly, stop addressing her as sister-in-law.
I was just getting habituated to it.
Don't get habituated to bad things, my friend.
Mom, please forgive me.
-By the way, congratulation. -Happy Independence day!
Really? So sweet!
He's here. Just a minute, ma'am. Sorry.
Mom. Thank you. Hold on, Mom. So...
You used to urinate under a tree in Coonoor? Dirty boy.
Who... are you talking to?
To our Mom!
Mom is saying that dad has to undergo a hip replacement surgery.
So they can't come for the wedding so soon.
So shall we organize a proper grand reception afterwards? In December?
You'll get a leave on Christmas and New Year in Sydney.
Yes, Mom. Yes. In December. OK, Mom.
Just a second. Mom wants to talk to you.
Yes, Mom. Yes, Mom.
Promise, Mom. Sorry, Mom.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no.
Kids!
What?
Look, every woman's dream is to have a few kids around her.
Buntu and Chhotu trouble her all her life. Go and tell her.
Sorry, not possible.
I lost the ability to produce children when I was a kid.
Are you mad?
I'm not challenging your manhood.
Just say that there are production hassles.
She will never marry you in this life.
Who'd like to use a damaged product?
Killer idea.
Amen.
What do you think? A blue... or a grey tie?
Definitely blue... very Shah Rukh at Filmfare...
I can never be a father.
When I was a kid... from the cycle...
Sorry, not possible... damaged goods.
Why didn't you tell me before?
How... could I... I couldn't... I mean. I can't handle it myself...
so many tests... still not possible...
I... I'm sorry.
In just one minute, my life will change in just one minute.
In just one minute, I'll be free.
Baby... do you know how much I love you?
Like... every girl, even I have a dream...
to have a house,
a loving hubby, and two children...
my children...
No, baby, you don't understand.
I want that family,
but with you, I want children, but with you.
We love each other so much that...
our love won't be insufficient for anyone.
Even if it's an adopted child...
after all, an adopted baby is even more special.
Baby... it's today that I've realized how much you love me...
You didn't hide this from me.
Thank you.
And the best thing is that...
the adopted baby won't have a nose like yours.
Laugh... laugh on my helplessness...
August 8th, 3 p.m. You'll require three witnesses.
Anushka, Mrs. Shetty and... Sachin?
Sachin, do something... or else I'll be dead...
Bachelor party.
Think...
bachelor party...
liquor, having fun...
display of sexual desires.
How cheap!
Thanks.
Baby, it was Sachin...
-What are you doing? -Packing...
Why?
I'm going over to Anushka's place for a few days.
Raj... you want to say something to me, don't you?
What? Nothing! Why?
I don't know... since a few days,
I feel you're behaving very strangely with me.
Almost as if you're not Raj... someone like Sachin...
I don't know what's wrong with you? Is something wrong?
This is the right opportunity, friend, tell her...
-Radhika... actually... -Am I doing something wrong?
I'm trying my level best so that everything goes perfect.
Our wedding, our life...
but I don't know why I feel that you're not happy,
with me, with us...
Why? I mean, why? Is it necessary to cry?
No argument, no discussion is complete without this.
Tears flow and wash off a guy's life...
Baby, don't be silly, it's nothing like that.
You know I love you...
I'm so stressed these days, new job, new responsibility...
And also you've become so emotional.
You're happy, aren't you?
No! Of course, baby... I am happy. Very happy.
Mister, how much will an additional ticket to Sydney cost?
Baby?
Hmm?
3 p.m. on the eighth, you remember, don't you?
If I start forgetting now itself,
then how will I remember our anniversary... baby...
THE DAY OF MARRIAGE
Ten minutes to three, Raj is very punctual.
He always reaches 15 minutes late...
To new job, new girls.
New life!
His office colleagues said that...
he left for Sydney by the morning flight.
It's very difficult to handle tears.
But breaking one's heart is easier...
Sydney, Australia... down under...
Well, it's a 15 hour flight from India
but they're far ahead in attitude.
Football, barbecues, beer, babes, boats, beaches, surf,
sun and sand... this is the passion out here.
Obviously, if one stays here, he cannot stay anywhere else.
The life, the style of working out here, the people and the seasons...
Here you tend to fall in love with every season...
in every season there is love...
Space invasion ? or Alien invasion?
One question can change your life...
Wrong question.
The life changing question is...
that will we go to Aqua or Water Bar?
Difficult question. The same hot shot models
at Water bar with revealing clothes.
And intelligent, educated girls in Aqua.
Water bar!
What's in the name?
Well, ask her, whose name you forgot.
I'm sorry?
Say sorry to the one whose name you forgot.
You're a girl!
Really? Your observation skill is quite good...
I'm impressed!
With my observation skill?
At your speed,
I haven't seen such a fast hook up and break up in my life!
Are you making fun of me?
No, dude. I'm serious.
You need guts to lose your chances with such a hot girl...
Actually, I am impressed... at three in the night,
alone, being a beautiful, Indian girl...
you're driving a taxi in Sydney.
Aren't you scared?
Why should I be scared? I know Taekwondo,
one pocket of my jeans has red chillies and the other has a Swiss knife.
And there's a hockey stick in the boot, made in Jalandhar.
You should be scared, shouldn't you?
So where do you want to go?
Near the village, Double Bay...
Double Bay... rich spoilt boy, huh?
25 dollars, please.
Thank you.
Whenever you need a taxi, just call.
Thanks.
Listen, Sachin.
Did you know that even girls drive taxis in Sydney?
Australian girls?
Indian girls...
What's the use then? They must be the aunt types!
Healthy old kinds, and one who haven't waxed all their life.
The ones who have long mustaches on their upper lip!
No, a young, cute... Indian girl...
Ten dollars, please.
Thank you.
Rio Tinto.
Yes?
Hi, this is Raj.
Raj?
The other night... I was with a girl...
you dropped me to Double Bay...
Oh... the break up guy?
Yes... the same! Can you pick me up... please?
Hi!
What's so funny?
Nothing. What happened?
Nothing at all, what's going to happen?
I mean, do you roam in your underwear just for fun?
Yes...
Fool!
Again!
Family friends.
Call me!
Where to?
Actually, I'm very hungry...
Where will we get food at this hour? Any idea?
I have a lot of ideas, but nothing fancy... will it do?
Of course it will!
By the way, I'm Raj.
Good for you...
Why isn't life so simple?
Why do people become so philosophical after seeing the sunrise and sunset?
Seriously...
Life is as simple or complicated as you make it...
OK... so what's your simple plan?
What I do... Bschool in the day and drive taxi in the night.
B-school?
Now I know... Business school, then job...
then marrying a rich NRI, holiday in Hawaii,
shopping in Paris, wearing diamond earrings.
Why do you need to get married for all this?
Because every girl wants to get married, trust me.
Yes, but I'm not like all the girls...
I know that... you're cool, independent...
but at the end of the day, you'll be there...
at the wedding dais... with the dream of two children...
and the color scheme of the entire house.
You just don't get it, do you?
I don't believe in marriages... there's nothing lacking in my life
that I need a husband to fulfill it...
I don't say that all girls are wrong
but this is right for me... marriage? No way...
You're something else, you know.
I know.
Let's leave? The meter is running.
It might have touched 50 dollars or more by now.
Meter? You kept the meter on?
Yes... you're a passenger... I am on duty...
You wanted to waste time, that's not my problem...
I get the point.
There are some more in the store room.
Flavored.
These are not mine. And these.
These spaghetti... and milk too...
-I swear I had taken milk too... -And... whipped cream?
I don't know how these fell in, it's not mine.
Whose trolley is this?!
-What are you doing here? -I work here.
You're a star... shopkeeper in the day, taxi driver in the night...
saving the world from starvation and boredom... super hero.
Will you give me the rest of the goodies?
Yeah...
Sachin! Hello! Sachin, yes...
Shit!
I forgot, my friend... OK, listen, hello, sorry, Sachin...
What's up?
Nothing. There was an important meeting to launch a new game. I completely forgot.
Which game? Halo 3?
Yes... how did you know?
Come on, dude, who doesn't know?
The Wall Street Journal talking about it
since so many days... Never a company's stock...
has ever risen to 46% in such a short span
and that too in anticipation.
What are you doing on Saturday night?
Why? Do you need a taxi?
No. It's a launch party. Will you come?
Cool.
Do you have proper clothes?
I don't. Should I not come?
No, no, come, clothes make no difference.
More spaghetti...
Taxi driver?! You brought a taxi driver along?
I agree that she's beautiful, but you, with a taxi driver?
She won't change even if you say that repeatedly, you fool.
So what if she's a taxi driver... she's educated, intelligent...
Even my watchman is intelligent...
I don't bring him for parties.
Why are you over reacting?
Won't I? You used to be a killer.
Now you behave like a fool. You work the whole day...
and then taxi driver... You've brought a taxi driver along?
What's wrong with you?
You just said she's not your type.
She is educated and intelligent. Right?...
You're worrying needlessly. She's my friend.
I hang around with her.
Hang around? Dude, she's a girl.
Since when have you started to hang around with girls?
Remember, girls are preys and not friends.
Sachin, is not keeping quiet for once.
He's not letting me concentrate...
You know, I never noticed her hair.
-Hey, Raj! -Huh?
I've been barking for half an hour now.
Hi.
I hope I'm not disturbing you people.
No, no, we were waiting for you.
We have no topic left to talk to each other. Isn't it?
Oh... get me a drink.
Dance with me.
Are all girls like this, and I never noticed them...
or is only Gayatri like this?
She's a friend, but beautiful...
She's crazy but cute too. She's intelligent, smart...
and I think I am falling in love!
Why have you become my God...
I only bow down to worship
But I also come to a stop When I see you
Does this happen to everybody?
What do I want from everybody?
Everything concerns you now
You've become a blessing to me
I only bow down to worship
But I also come to a stop When I see you
Does this happen to everybody?
What do I want from everybody?
Everything concerns you now
You've become a blessing to me
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The Lord knows why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
If you tell me to, I'll walk on your footprints...
And stop at your will...
If you tell me to, I'll make an excuse out of my dreams...
And meet you yonder...
I learnt the matters of the heart from you
I learnt about these ways from you
I lived by dying for you
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The Lord knows why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
My hear wishes to Seek shelter in you
I fear that I might lose you
My heart says to relax And not cast an eye on myself
I fear that I might cry
I make a hundred promises to you
Bind your heart with mine
I don't know what happened to you
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The Lord knows why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
I only bow down to worship
But I also come to a stop When I see you
Does this happen to everybody?
What do I want from everybody?
Everything concerns you now
You've become a blessing to me
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The Lord knows why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
What's the matter?
I'm getting married.
What? To whom? To... that taxi driver?
Gayatri... Yes, I'm getting married to Gayatri.
How is this possible? What about our vows?
The promises we made to each other... we'll be together...
have fun with every girl in the world.
You know what I mean. Marriages are meant for fools.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
What's wrong with you?
I'm in love... with Gayatri...
You used to say that we've only done the wrong things in life.
Now I'm going to do something right.
I love Gayatri, I want to marry her.
I have no one left in my life except you.
You are my friend, my brother.
That's the reason I came to tell you...
Now you sit. Chill, drink beer... I am going.
My life is waiting for me...
OK, now?
No... just a second...
OK... now!
I've had a lot of fun all my life. You know everything...
You've changed me and my life completely, Gayatri.
I love you a lot. I'll always do... forever...
the old-fashioned one... not the forever used these days,
whose warranty gets over within a few years after marriage.
Marry me!
Gayatri?
You are joking, right?
No, Gayatri. I'm serious.
I am proposing to you, Gayatri.
Please don't do this... Don't spoil it!
What are you saying? I want to marry you.
How is that trying to spoil everything?
I'm sorry... it's all my fault,
I think I let it go too far. I think I...
I'm sorry, maybe I created a wrong impression on you.
I... don't understand...
Gayatri, I am talking to you about marriage...
Raj, I've already told you... I don't want to get married.
I don't believe in marriages...
But...
But you thought it was all just small talk?
I talk to the point, Raj. I have never lied to you.
It's about my life and I want to live it on my terms.
Tell me, will you allow me to drive taxis for my MBA?
No, right? Will you let me work in a grocery store?
No, right?
Today you might allow me to do what I want...
and you won't stop me...
but let's get real, some or the other day
you'll surely tell me that
you earn a good amount and you'll pay my fees.
Why do I need to do all this?
Why do I need to come late everyday?
Why I don't spend time with you. I need it.
I want to live the way I want to.
I have to do everything on my own, on my own merit.
I don't want to lose myself for someone else's thoughts.
But... but I thought you loved me, Gayatri?
Of course I love you, Raj.
But what has that to do with marriage?
Everything... Gayatri, even I used to think like you...
but since I've been in love with you, everything has changed...
But nothing has changed for me, Raj. I'm sorry...
Perhaps, I don't love you the way you love me.
In fact, if love is marriage,
then I think I don't even love you...
Gayatri... just listen to me...
If you think I'm being in a hurry, if I'm pressurizing you,
then I'm sorry I'll slow down...
I'll wait the state I am in even if you need your entire life, I'll wait.
Forget that I ever said something to you.
Forget it, forget the candles, forget everything...
How should I forget?
All this... I'm sorry, Raj...
Perhaps, I won't reach that stage where you are.
My answer will be the same.
The moment you are ready to wait for, all your life.
I don't have that moment to give to you.
I'm sorry.
What's this, Raj? Why are you crying?
You're a killer, nothing happens to you.
Nowadays, one finds angels traveling by train...
eating chocolates, making you dream, casting a spell...
and then disappearing from Switzerland to India.
You know that you're the most important person in my life.
A little compromise and a little sacrifice...
Isn't this what marriages are all about?
You are with me, I don't need anything else in life.
I am just plain lucky!
We both love each other so much that we won't fall short of love for anybody.
Since the last two weeks you haven't answered my calls
nor have you come to office, nor have I seen your face.
And suddenly you are leaving...
I don't understand anything!
Don't stress...
I am not stressed... I am finding it difficult to understand.
I am going to apologize to Mahi and Radhika...
Try and understand my position.
I am aging... it takes time to comprehend things...
and I still haven't had a drink.
Let me ask once more with feelings... why?
Because now I know how it hurts when you love someone...
and that someone rejects you... it really hurts.
Basically, you're doing all this to get back Gayatri, aren't you?
No, Gayatri won't come. She doesn't love me.
I am going to clean up the mess I have made in my life.
Don't know why it doesn't make any sense.
You are going for a world tour for something you did ages ago?
That's strange...
Strange but it's right.
Look, it's simple, Sachin, when my heart was broken...
it was then I got to know painful it is, how heartbroken a person can be...
when someone treats you like Raj...
and till I don't ease their pain I won't feel relieved...
that's why I thought the least a rogue like me can do is apologize.
You will return bruised.
It's not that simple, you ring the bell...
ding-dong and say sorry, ma'am.
I know. But I have to do it. I will have to do it.
The rest depends on them.
Passengers are requested to proceed to security check.
You OK?
Yes.
Let me know if you need to bash someone up.
I will.
Also call or SMS me if they have a hot sister.
I surely will.
Bye...
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The past is over, there's no control over it...
And you will rectify the future only...
when you set things straight in the present.
Why you've become my God...
Stop here. How much?
40 rupees, sir.
I had called up in her house as a credit card agent.
that's when I got to know that Mahi has now become Mrs. Ahluwalia.
Great! Now she also has a junior Ahluwalia!
Whom do you want?
Hello, kiddo, is your mother at home?
Dimpy!
Dimpy?
Fabulous! Ahluwalia and Ahluwalia?
Dear, call your mother.
Daddy!
-Daddy! Daddy! -Why do kids these days don't listen?
No, Goldy, please don't behave like this.
Yes?
Hi, is Mahi there?
She's gone to her mother's house.
It is Chhoti's... my sister-in-law's wedding.
And you are?
I'm Raj. Mahi's friend...
I met the Pasricha family in Switzerland.
We went for a Eurail trip together.
It's has been a long time, how is she?
Get used to it. It will hurt for a few days...
till it doesn't turn from black to blue and then yellow.
Whiskey?
I think you mistook me for someone else.
You're the rogue Raj Sharma, aren't you?
Rogue...
Yes.
I'm Joginder Singh Ahluwalia, Mahi's husband.
Where are we?
Doesn't make a difference.
Be grateful that you're alive...
You... I mean, I will stay alive, right?
Shut up and drink the whiskey.
Don't get scared. The brave never harm the timid.
Look, sir, m not here to mess things...
You messed up 12 years ago... and I'm paying for it.
You know about me?
Preeti told me long back...
No sir, I've...
If I could I would have gotten hold of you and taught you a lesson...
but no one knew about your whereabouts.
Mahi...
Don't take her name.
Yes, sir.
I hope you weren't thinking that she must be still waiting for you...
pining for your love?
Clear out your misunderstanding or I will clear it for you...
No, sir... it's been cleared...
I had seen her 15 years ago...
on Lawrence road.
She was enjoying snacks with Preeti.
I've been in love with her since then.
But she didn't even notice me.
I just kept on loving her from a distance.
The problem is that now she is my wife...
but I still love her from a distance.
I still can't talk to her.
I don't know to sweet-talk, in which rogues like you are experts.
You are so lanky. You have no muscles nor spine...
I wonder what she saw in you!
I had to pay the price for whatever she saw in you.
She neither believes in love, nor in romance.
She neither watches movies nor listens to songs.
She holds back everything inside. She just does her duty.
My house is perfect, She's a perfect wife.
My children are perfect.
Whenever I talk about love, romance...
she suddenly remembers to clean the kitchen shelf.
So that I couldn't talk to her.
And I... I wait for the day
to see in her eyes... what she couldn't see in mine.
By God! You are Raj...
I think you are drunk. I am not Raj, you fool, you are Raj...
No, sir... Raj... the DDLJ one,
Mahi's romantic hero...
the one she was looking for... her perfect love...
If I could only have five minutes with her...
Not even a single second.
I will kill you if you come even a kilometer close to her.
You have already ruined everything.
You don't need to mess it up further.
I have been rectifying your mistake from past 12 years.
If you go close to her then it will take me another 12 years...
No need to apologize to her.
Sardar practically dropped me till Delhi.
But I am also a killer, I wouldn't go so easily.
Stop... stop.
Yes, I was a little scared but I will do what I came here for...
and as it is I have paid for three nights and four days...
so might as well.
Chocolate milkshake, sir.
Can I get a straw?
Yes, sir.
Can't have it the normal way... thanks to Mr. Ahluwalia.
Come on lets drink and celebrate.
Cheers!
Wedding party.
To Karan and Piya!
Cheers! Cheers!
Piya? Pasricha's daughter?
Yes, sir.
Nice family. Is the groom any good?
Have a look for yourself... the one in blue shirt... Karan Behl.
Behl electrical's only son... has two bungalows...
and I've heard they also have property in Delhi's golf link locality...
Great!
Why bother about the market value... I am just wondering...
if DDLJ had a few such ideas then... that would have made things easier for me.
Offer him champagne, my treat.
Go to Bangkok...
Compliments from the gentleman at the bar.
Thanks!
Cheers!
Pal, you can't cheers from such a distance.
Come here and enjoy it with me.
If things don't work out in the normal way,
then use a straw... Mahi, I am coming.
Closer... closer...
Mahi! Mahi dear.
-Where's Mahi?! -Mahi!
Coming... Please excuse me.
Hey, Raj!
It's him, right?
Hmm...
What is he doing here?
I don't know. He didn't ask me before coming.
-Didn't Karan call out to him? -Yes.
Is he from the groom's side?
If it's so then I am telling you, Mahi, break the alliance.
Don't let Chhoti marry Karan.
If such people are there in his family...
then the entire family must be bad.
Leave it, Preeti.
How can I forget it? It's the question of Chhoti's life...
It will affect her children. I will go and find out.
No, Preeti.
-Patiala peg. -Yes, sir...
It's Scotch...
Where did you get the guts from to come here?
There's something in the winds of Punjab.
Don't be over smart. You will get thrashed.
I am keeping quiet because the groom's family is here...
but if you go any closer to Mahi...
then everyone will return bruised and battered from here.
Hello... uncle's rifle is in the jeep...
and I know how to shoot... so take care,
OK?
Oh, really! Thank you... pleased to meet you too.
I can see the Punjabis' love overflowing.
You're?
No...
Yes, of course.
No... not at all...
I can't be mistaken.
You are the same boy who missed the train along with Mahi, aren't you?
That's it... another slap on the way...
Child, I didn't get a chance to thank you properly then.
You had helped her.
I'm the bride's father... I am saying it from my heart.
My family shall never forget this favor of yours.
Please... take this to be your own house.
Thank you, sir.
Let me know if you need something.
Yes, sir.
God bless you, child.
Hi, Mahi.
Hello.
I wanted to...
Meals are being served... please help yourself.
It's a buffet, Chinese, Indian and continental...
-I... -Excuse me.
Meet him. He is Raj.
Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings!
Greetings!
I don't want to wear it...
No, darling Dimpy, you are looking so handsome.
-Uncle. -Yes, child.
-I'll back in a minute. -Please go.
Excuse me.
Both of them should be Black Cat security personnels.
Why are they wasting their life in Punjab?
Karan, where is the drum?
What are you doing? I will lose my points.
Let me play or I will complain to mom.
If you seek mom, I will seek dad.
Dad is also scared of mom... I won't give you the game...
What are you doing?
Checking my games.
Which games do you have?
Bio shock, project Gotham, Raining 4 and Halo 3.
-Halo 3? -Hmmm...
Even I want to play.
Sorry, I only let my friends play.
Then lets be friends. I am Dimpy.
My name's Raj... but what game do you have in exchange?
In exchange... none. Goldy took everything, that one stupid...
Any other game will do if you don't have a video game.
Carom board is at home.
Oh... then I will think of something else.
Sister-in-law, how's that possible...
Your husband is dancing and you aren't!
No, Karan... I'm sorry.
Forget it, Karan, she isn't interested in these things.
Mom, Mom...
Goldy has stomach ache.
He is in the bathroom and crying.
Oh, God.
I'll just come, Chhoti. If you find Dr. Bhandari then don't let him go.
Yes...
Goldy. Goldy.
Son...
He's in the drawing room playing video game...
I made Dimpy lie, Goldy doesn't have stomach ache...
I wanted to meet you...
I am not from the groom's side.
I do not know Karan either,
I befriended him only to meet you.
Sorry, but I just wanted to talk to you... in private.
We don't have anything to say to each other.
Mahi... I do...
I want to apologize to you...
Apologize? What for?
For what I did in Europe... Mahi.
I didn't do it on purpose. I was an idiot.
I wanted to be a killer in front of my friends...
that's why that lie...
You said so many lies. Everything was a lie.
You were interested in just one thing.
You think I do not have any sense, that I am the biggest fool in the world
or I am a pilgrimage in a holy place where you can wash away your sins.
What do you want? That I should forgive you?
I forgive you. OK? Happy?
No... it's all wrong.
It was wrong that I tried to be your Raj.
It was wrong that I made you lose faith in love.
It was wrong that you lost hope that some Raj is waiting for you.
And I...
I apologize for all that.
There's no need to apologize.
Whether you are alive or dead...
whether you feel the hurt or not...
it doesn't make any difference to me.
I forgot those few moments I spent with you when I got married.
OK. OK. Maybe I deserve it.
But why are you punishing Joginder?
What nonsense are you talking?
You have closed your heart so tightly...
that neither could you see his love
nor could his love reach you.
He loves you like crazy, but you didn't notice it.
The love you always wanted.
Joginder is your Raj, Mahi.
You have married your Raj but you can't see that.
It's none of your business...
of what's going on between me and my husband...
I love him.
It's not necessary to display your emotions.
What rubbish! Love should be seen...
You taught me that.
Leave my hand! You don't have any right to do so.
But Joginder does...
He has a right to leave you...
especially after knowing what happened between us
and why are you like this. Preeti told him everything.
He is still waiting for you since 12 years Mahi...
Which man has so much patience. A husband here is happy...
having a wife who is taking care of the house and producing babies.
Love is just restricted to the honeymoon.
But your husband is not like that, but you are.
You know that both of you are not happy but you can be if you do something.
It's difficult to find love, but once found can be lost easily.
Ensure that it does not go out of your life, Mahi.
O beloved...
O beloved tell me...
O beloved, tell me...
Handkerchief...
That... kohl is a little smudged.
Here?
No... there.
Give it to me, I'll... may I do it?
Chhoti was looking for you. The music ceremony is about to begin.
Oh. OK. I am coming, you go ahead.
OK.
O my beloved...
There was a delicate little doll
She was a bundle of love
I bestow over that love
There was a fearless lion
He came wearing the nuptial garb
I bestow over that beloved
There was a delicate little doll
She was a bundle of love
I bestow over that love
There was a fearless lion
He came wearing the nuptial garb
I bestow over that beloved
The palanquin was adorned
He was atop the horse
Where did this love disappear, dear?
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
He was waiting
To give away his heart
Sitting afar,
Ages passed yet you never realized
Make him forget all the woes of his youth
Just call out to him sincerely once
Give up your obstinacy
Go to him
When the heart broke, It was for love
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
O beloved
Tell me
My love! My love, come back now
Even God has forgotten me from
Since the time you've left my side
Don't know where she vanished,
Never found her again
The one who was like a flower
Withered away
Never blossomed again
I asked God for love For the one who resides here
I wish he comes back to me
Give up your obstinacy
Go to him
When the heart broke, It was for love
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
There was a delicate glass doll
She was a bundle of love
I bestow over that love
There was a fearless lion
He came wearing the nuptial garb
I bestow over that beloved
The palanquin was adorned
He was atop the horse
Where did this love disappear, dear?
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody
I'll reveal the secret to them
Jogi, Mahi, Heer, Ranjha
I'll tell everybody...
I'll reveal the secret to them
You know, one spends his entire lifetime...
and sometimes still doesn't know how he is as a person
but at least I realized what I want to be.
It still hurts a lot...
but one thing is for sure, I will never hurt anyone again.
We think our friends will grow up to become a doctor,
an engineer or a housewife
but had anyone thought a small town girl from Ranchi
would become this...
This...
Or this...
O beautiful girl with Mesmerizing eyes sit besides me
O beautiful girl with mesmerizing eyes
Take it away
O beautiful girl with mesmerizing eyes
Sit besides me
As I have given out my heart to you...
Take it away
Take it away with mesmerizing eyes
With one glance
I cast a great favor upon you...
Befriend me
And there will be a million heavens Beneath your feet
The stories in my eyes Have lifelong promises
These promises welcome you Into my arms
Who knows who'll be my lucky boy?
O beautiful girl with mesmerizing eyes
Sit besides me
As I have given out my heart to you
Take it away
Take it away with mesmerizing eyes
Sown with the thread of dreams, These web of words
Speckle my abundant beauty in your path
In one glance the youth regains its senses
Giving a twist in this tale
Bringing upon the plight of the heart
Why is there a question On everyone's lips?
Magic that has happened is due to me
Who knows who'll be my lucky boy?
The way you looked at me
Why do you fear? Why you shy?
I'll make your life
Someone who makes me restless...
O beautiful girl with mesmerizing eyes
Sit besides me
As I have given out my heart to you
Take it away
With one glance
I cast a great favor upon you
Befriend me
And there will be a million heavens Beneath your feet
The stories in my eyes...
Have lifelong promises...
These promises welcome you into my arms
Who knows who'll be my lucky boy?
I want to leave in five minutes...
-Get my limo ready. -Yes, ma'am.
Tell Shiamak that dancer in the left won't do.
Give him a deodorant and send him back to his native place.
I want a table booked for two in Wasabi.
My outfit from Gucci should come tomorrow by 9 a.m.
And tell the show organizers I won't perform for an hour.
I have just 20 minutes... take it or leave it.
Ma'am, it's Saturday. Wasabi would be full...
I'm sorry? Did I ask you something?
Do what I tell you to do.
Yes, ma'am.
I asked for Evian... not Drainage water!
Sorry, I...
Radhika! Radhika!
Radhika... I know her...
Radhika, it's me... Raj...
Radhika, it's me Raj... just moment!
What's the problem? Why aren't we moving?
Radhika, it's me... Raj.
So?
It's me... Raj.
Radhika, it's me... Raj.
That night she left for a holiday to Italy.
As I had no other option, I followed her to Italy.
Hey, you.
Raj Sharma...
Thank God... at least you recognized me.
How can I forget you... but what are you doing here?
Came to say hello? I am famous now.
Have you come here for an autograph?
No, Radhika... I'm happy for you. I'm very proud of you.
Then? Oh, I see...
You have come to cash on my success.
No, I've come to apologize.
Radhika, what I did with you wasn't right.
It was a cheap thing to do.
Say it... I want to hear it.
I... I am a lowly, cheap, coward, roguish kind of a man.
You see how easy it is to speak the truth?
Radhika, whatever I've done is erroneous.
I have come here to ask for your forgiveness.
Ma'am, head-hunters called. P.A. has been arranged for.
How desperate are you for my forgiveness?
Very...
Ready to do anything for it?
Yes.
Good. You're hired. Start working from today evening...
Do you want my forgiveness?
Yes.
Then you will have to work hard. You won't get it easily.
He is my P.A. from today, explain his work to him.
But Radhika, this...
For the last time my name is Shreya.
Shreya Rathod... And ma'am to you.
Yes, ma'am.
Congratulations on the new job, Mr. Raj!
Assistant to Ms. Shreya Rathod.
Hi, Shreya. Sorry... good morning, ma'am.
You're late.
I...
You aren't permitted to talk. Rule number one...
Personal assistants are not humans.
They don't have the liberty to think,
understand or talk. They are permitted only to follow orders.
Change your clothes.
There's a party at my place, and you are a waiter.
Bonjour, madam, some champagne?
Hey, you!
How are you doing?
Hi!
Finish this job fast!
I shouldn't see you here after 15 minutes.
Tomorrow I have a meeting in Rome.
You have to go to the dry cleaners in the morning.
And yes... one double shot cappuccino with skim milk, no sugar...
right before the meeting ends, only from Barreli's.
It's won't be easy here, nor is she going to melt down so easily.
OK, ma'am, no matter how much you make me toil,
I will take it with a smile.
-Cell phone? -Check.
-Make-up? -Check.
-Juice? -Check.
-Idiot? -Check, huh?
She is the apple of my eye, She's a mysterious girl
She's wonderful, O God! She's the beautiful bloom of June
She is the apple of my eye, She's a mysterious girl
She's wonderful, O God! She's the beautiful bloom of June
She looks into the eyes and talks...
She'll make you dance to her tunes
Her style is unmatchable, Good Lord
She's intimidating, Good Lord
Her style is unmatchable, Good Lord
She's intimidating, Good Lord
She soars in the sky amongst the clouds
She dances to foreign tunes
She's carefree, she's a snobbish star
She's a heap of sweetmeat, An ocean of cream
She looks into the eyes and talks...
She'll make you dance to her tunes
Whatever she does, she does it best
Her speech is mesmerizing
She punishes everybody
She does... she does...
She dances in the fair, amidst all
She lets down her hair and dances
She dances to the beat of the drums She dances...
She is fragile yet strong
Stubborn as hell giving no explanations
She looks into the eyes and talks...
She'll make you dance to her tunes
She is the apple of my eye
She's a mysterious girl
She looks into the eyes and talks...
She'll make you dance to her tunes
That one still has it... are you blind?
Do it properly.
Raj...
Remove the nail polish.
You are really very desperate, aren't you... to have my forgiveness?
I mean, no matter how badly I behave... you will endure it?
Radhika, I'm sorry... I'm really sorry.
I shouldn't have done what I did with you...
I should've told you the truth that I am not ready to get married.
I shouldn't have stranded you at alter.
But I was very scared. Hence instead of behaving maturely,
I ran away like a fool...
and hurt you even more.
I'm sorry, there wasn't anything amiss in you, it was in me...
that's why I'm regretting for my actions.
Bullshit!
There was something amiss in me. I wasn't that type of girl...
I was fast as I was staying with you before marriage.
No one marries a girl like me.
No one takes a girl like me to meet his mother...
A girl like me...
and don't you dare deny it! You know that this is true.
You will never know how I felt that day.
You know how bad I felt... like I'm some kind of a cheap trash,
who everybody uses and throws away.
Because if I can stay with you, I can stay with anyone... right?
Right?
No Radhika, it's not that... I know...
You don't know anything.
How will you know? Were you there?
Were you?
Were you there when I was waiting for you. in my wedding dress along with my friends?
No.
The most beautiful day of my life... and you destroyed it forever.
I've never seen a man like you...
You don't know anything.
And now you fear that...
you will be heartbroken once again...
if someone turns out to be like me?
You punish them before anyone can hurt you.
You have got a chance to look down upon the world
and you are making use of it...
Don't do that...
that will make only one person suffer...
stay lonely... and that's you, Radhika.
And I am not lonely. I am at the top.
And 'the person' as you put it...
who stays at the top, is powerful, not lonely.
It's my life and it's perfect.
People are dying to lead Shreya Rathod's life.
Soft drink companies come up with offers... write a slogan
and be with Shreya, behave like Shreya, live a day of Shreya's life.
Changing your name won't change you.
Just shut up... you did what you wanted to.
Now you can't do anything to expunge it.
Go away, Raj.
Get out of here and never come back.
I will never forgive you.
Sachin was right... it won't be so easy as... go and say sorry, ma'am.
Why will she forgive me. I myself can't forgive myself.
It's unimaginable to think how would I feel if someone had...
had behaved in the same manner as I behaved with her.
Radhika, you...
No one has hurt me the way you have...
but no one has also worked so hard to repent for one's mistake.
I am tired... I got into a habit of hating you...
a part of my life, wherever I go...
shooting, shows, make-up, recordings, location sets...
I'm still outside that registrar's office.
I am still stuck on the date 8th August.
And if I don't forgive you today,
I will be stuck there forever.
There... that felt good.
So you have forgiven me?
Yes. Yes, I forgive you.
Thank you.
Actually, I should be the one thanking you.
Had you not left me...
I wouldn't have become such a famous star in rebound.
Become Shreya from Radhika.
And if you wouldn't have come back... on your knees...
asking for my forgiveness.
Then Shreya wouldn't have become Radhika again...
Sometimes you need a little push to recognize yourself.
It's a different thing that you pushed a little to hard...
but I forgive you.
Last and final call to passengers traveling to Sydney on flight 383.
Kindly proceed for boarding.
All the best, Raj!
I won't go like this.
It was a pleasure to meet Radhika.
Me too.
Can I say something?
Whoever you will love... will be a killer...
I know.
Take care of you.
Shreya... Shreya... Isn't that Shreya?
The bitch has to be back at work.
Sunglasses?
Check.
-Lip-gloss? -Check.
Shreya?
Radhika.
Check... it's show time.
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
I can't believe... I did what I wanted to do...
I am feeling a little better inside now and today for the first time...
I feel Raj Sharma isn't a bad man, after all.
Why you've become my God...
-How are you? -I'm Fine. And you?
Good.
You're a killer. You did what you wanted to!
Come on, hurry up.
Someone is waiting for you.
-Who? -Come on...
Oh, my God!
A power packed motley of SUV and convertible...
your sister and my lady... Anna.
Anna?
Anna Kournikova, you remember the Russian...
a looker and great player... Want to give it a shot?
Of course! You have always stolen my games and played with them...
now it's my turn.
Have a blast!
The Lord knows
Why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
You don't know how much courage I am gathering to write to you.
Raj... I broke your heart, but I am the one feeling hurt.
I left you then why am I missing you?
To tell you about how I feel...
was as necessary as to breathe...
I make you a part of my day, I write to you everyday...
but I don't know whether you read them or...
just throw them away
and laugh and say, "She's such a fool."
Today, I am at the same point where you were a year ago
and it's not a very nice place. I am sorry...
I love you, Raj. That forever kind of love...
the old fashioned... long lasting forever.
Gayatri...
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows
That I'm lost
Gayatri!
Shit! Gayatri!
Taxi!
Gayatri, tell him that this is my taxi.
Hi...
You are still driving a taxi?
Yes... is that a problem?
No... why... what problem would I have...
The letters you wrote me... I just saw them...
Just saw?!
I have been writing them since six months... six months...
and you just noticed them! I mean... what is wrong with you?
That I... had gone out.
For six months? Why? Where did you go?
For a vacation?
I have been crying my heart out here
and you have been chilling on some beach...
drinking Pina Coladas?
I know... there is a hockey stick in the boot...
and you have learnt Taekwondo.
You should have informed me that you were about to vanish.
I know... I wonder why I didn't I call you...
Let me think... Ah, yes.
Now I remember. You left me heartbroken, you ditched me.
So? I said and you left.
I will speak whatever comes to my mind.
What sort of logic is this?
I am a girl... I have a right to change my mind.
And it's my job to keep a track of your changing mind...
when will you decide in my favor, right?
-Yes. -I was doing just that.
What?
Remember I had told you. I'll wait.
At every stage of my life... I'll wait.
Just shut up! This is important. And you... get out.
Out!
Isn't it funny?
You were saying so many things in front of him inside the taxi and now...
Shut up! I'm trying to think. You know, how hard it is.
I'm not into a habit of accepting my mistakes.
Should I help? If not anything else, I have at least learnt how to apologize.
I know you will say you too...
love me as much as I do...
you'll say... I have changed you...
Can we start all over again?
Do I still love you... the forever kind?
If I say that... then what will you say?
Got your answer?
You still love me... after what I did.
It's very easy, you see, loving you is like loving myself.
We both are stupid, we both thought that we are killers...
we both made mistakes.
But we weren't perfect...
We are just the same...
that's why we're made for each other...
that's why... I love you so much.
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The Lord knows why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
A very killer philosopher had said that...
the past is over... there is no control over it...
and you'll rectify the future
only when you set things straight in the present.
Hello... I had said that.
Wow, I am a great one.
I only bow down to worship
But I also come to a stop when I see you
Does this happen to everybody?
What do I want from everybody?
Everything concerns you now
You've become a blessing to me
I only bow down to worship
But I also come to a stop when I see you
Does this happen to everybody?
What do I want from everybody?
Everything concerns you now
You've become a blessing to me
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows
That I'm lost
The Lord knows why this happened...
Why you've become my God...
I only bow down to worship
But I also come to a stop when I see you
Does this happen to everybody?
What do I want from everybody?
Everything concerns you now
You've become a blessing to me
The Lord knows that I'm smitten...
The Lord knows that I'm lost
The Lord knows
Why this happened
Why you've become my God