- Hey. - Hey.
What are you doing?
What if you fall down?
Oh. I fell down.
Let's check where you got hurt.
"Means, ends, punishment, secrets-100 paths, one destination"
"Break your dreams, open your eyes, witness the creation."
"The one who oversees it all sits firmly on his throne,"
"Brother, your carefree soul wanders in its zone."
"What's cheap is cared for by some."
"The school bell asks, where's your bag gone, chum?"
"The watchman laughs, watching me with haste."
"Your lock, your key, yet the crowd stands at the gate in wait."
"Chaos erupts, chatter flies all around."
"Questions hurled at me, hitting the ground."
"As is my nature, I escape with answers in hand."
"Unaware of wins or losses, wisdom lies where the tired stand."
"One here, one there-who's dancing, who sees?"
"In the crowd of friends, silence smiles with ease."
"What will happen, will happen, sharp are my eyes, my friend,"
"The sea surrounds us, the boat lies centred, my friend."
"I have one desire, for the world to see me."
"To pause where I stand and let things be."
"For those who toss their gaze and restless dreams."
"The magician sows seeds, this magic redeems."
"All the thieves of desires claim they've lost something."
"But the observer knows who sowed what kind of seedling."
- Chatty. Want to bet? - Tell me.
- 20 for me. - Mine too.
Yes. Take a breath.
"A war with the world-my guess proves right."
"They call some their own, but who's real in sight?"
"No one saint matches another, no one's the same."
"In this whole song, solitude wins the game."
"Come, saints, let's chant, take His name."
"The unclaimed sways but remains untamed."
"Name your price-what's the worth of silence kept?"
"With empty hands, opportunities beg to be swept."
"He says he's trapped, intoxicated by fate."
"Some were shoved forward, others pushed the gate."
"Eyes open, head tilted upward, the search goes on."
"The one ahead falls back, the one behind moves ahead."
Ronny.
The news of your live-in has sent shock waves through the entire Shanti Colony.
The boys are so jealous of you.
By God.
When you have sex, I feel I am having sex.
Are you an idiot? Think before you speak.
One is Emraan Hashmi from Murder and the other from Jannat.
Gambler no. 1.
Keep it low.
Why should I?
This is the first time you've bought alcohol from your money.
You invited us yourself. We didn't even have to ask you.
In broad daylight.
Everyone should to know.
Okay, fine. But don't get drunk. You have a shoot tomorrow.
That's why I am saying, have a drink with me today.
Tomorrow if I become a star, we might not meet again.
Who says we won't meet again?
My birthday is coming this week.
And I have saved up money for a party.
We are meeting bro, count on it.
- We have also decided on a gift. - Is it? -Yes.
Okay, fine. Don't tell me yet.
Sonu, where are you?
What are we going to gift him?
We'll buy something from uncle's shop.
Everything is available there.
Really?
Uncle, do you have a Mauser gun?
No, son. Sorry. We don't have a Mauser gun.
Someone bought the last piece this morning.
See... you runts.
Serves you right for fighting over money.
My gift is gone, thanks to you.
Bloody wretch.
Who even asks for a gift so directly?
We were planning a surprise gift.
Last time someone gave me a kitchen set as a surprise gift.
In the entire neighbourhood it's only your birthday today.
Someone must have picked it up for you.
It will turn up in the gifts tonight.
I didn't get it from the ones I expected it from.
And now, you are saying someone else is going to gift it to me.
Bro, trust us.
Good things happen to good people.
Two more to go.
Don't stop yet. Keep at it.
This is amazing, sir.
You paid two months' EMI together.
Chatty got his joining bonus.
He was saying something the other day when he got the job...
Oh, right. We won't rest until we've crushed this mountain of debt.
Time to get a new scooter.
Right.
I read somewhere they are offering interest-free loans to students.
We can easily get a loan in my name.
- Let's do it. - No loans.
We'll make a single payment and buy it.
What does Chatty do by the way?
He's in customer operations at some reputed company.
I've been a loan recovery agent for 20 years.
But I am sure about one thing.
The values passed down by the parents determine
whether children will add to the debt or lessen it.
It's the grace of God actually...
Congratulations, sister-in-law. My best wishes are with you.
If you want to start coaching again, don't hesitate.
Don't worry about the loan. I will make all the arrangements.
Of course.
Have some, mister.
No, I am alright. You have some more.
Yes. I will have it.
Let's go, let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is for my research project at college. It's about call centres.
Have your colleagues fill this out.
You have time until tomorrow. Okay?
- Alright. - Okay, bye.
Thank you, Filmfare for...
Thank you so much for this award.
I never imagined I'd be getting this award from Shah Rukh sir.
In fact, I didn't know there was an award for best supporting debut.
This love and respect and my personal vanity...
It's all because of your love.
Thank you so much, guys.
What?
Take off my shirt?
Are you serious?
Alright.
Sorry.
I actually had to take some costumes.
Okay, take it. All yours.
I've been sitting here for a while now,
and there's still time for my shot. So I thought...
It's okay, man.
I have also rehearsed several best director speeches the same way.
- Right. Everyone does it, right? - Yes, everyone does it.
By the way, I am Sneha. Costume AD.
Kamlesh, I am role-playing Dillu.
You are funny.
Anyway, you can even practice your speech for Oscar,
because we still have a couple of hours before your shot.
Couple of hours?
Oh, God.
I'll take a nap then and you can wake me up.
Because if I keep rehearsing it, it becomes mechanical.
And I've been at it for a month now.
Since a month?
Didn't you get the final draft I sent five days ago?
No... I didn't get anything.
Shit. Shit. Actually, the director has rewritten a few scenes,
and you are doing a new scene now.
Can you please rehearse this?
It's four pages...
Yes. I...
Can you?
- Fuck, he's going to kill me. - No, no, I'll do it.
Let me read it first.
Please, you have to rehearse it. Please.
I'll let you know as soon as something happens.
- Okay. - Thank you so much.
- Just give me some time. Okay? - Yes. Thank you.
I don't want this job.
- Oh man. - They treat us like slaves.
- To hell with this. Fuckers. - What are you doing?
He might own the shop but he doesn't own me.
Two Samosas.
You... are right.
We all have only one boss (God), But one has to be a little adjusting.
This is a compromise, not adjusting.
We are slogging like donkeys.
- What date is it today? - Seventh.
- Fifth. - Fifth. Right.
And ours salaries haven't been credited yet.
This happens every month.
You bastards never stand by me,
or I would bury that Sardar in the ground.
Please, no need to get so violent. Slow down.
You can afford to slow down, not me.
- What do you mean? - I've seen you on social media.
You hop from one cafe to another.
Your girlfriend makes money and splurges on you.
You don't have to get personal.
We share all the expenses equally.
Get lost. Don't try to fool me.
When your salaries are not equal, how can your expenses be equal?
You keep asking me why I do two jobs.
Because one job only pays enough to run the household,
but not to manage the financial shockers.
Last month's financial shocker
School trip was made compulsory at my daughter's school.
Before that,
the doctor prescribed two vitamin pills and three blood tests to my father.
And now, my brother-in-law's son is getting married.
And for your information, I handle these responsibilities all alone.
We middle-class men have to keep grinding.
And what did I ask for all the hard work we do?
To pay our salaries on time.
Sorry.
- Hello. - Hi, Poopoo.
Listen. The landlord's texting me continuously.
Can you transfer your share of the rent to my account, please?
Shushu, my salary hasn't been credited yet.
You pay him for now and I'll pay you back in a couple of days.
Okay, fine. No problem.
I am in a bit of a mess here. I'll call you later.
- Bye. - Wait...
Oh, sorry.
One, two... three.
I love you. I miss you.
Bye.
Received the shocker?
It wasn't any shocker. It was about the rent.
This is why I keep saying.
Let's talk to him and fix... one date for our salaries,
The first of every month.
Missed.
So, what's next, Chatty?
Should I bet on a century?
At least bet 25, Chatty.
What say?
What's the rate on 102?
Five is to one.
Twenty-five thousand on 102.
How much?
Twenty-five.
Scoring 102, twenty-five thousand by Chatty.
Put me down for eight thousand on 102.
Put me down for six thousand. On 102.
Six from me.
Put me also down for three thousand on 102.
Why are you fuckers waking a sleeping dog?
Let it sleep.
Just do as I said. Let's get on with the game, come on.
You bastards are going to lose everything.
Just do your job.
All bets placed.
Yeah!
- Great. - Amazing.
Bro... Too good.
That was amazing, Chatty.
How did you figure out he was going to score a six?
Jaddu fumbled on the last ball.
And Kohli's back foot was already lined up,
so he was going to go for a sweep shot.
Jaddu plays it safe, he usually bowls on the good length.
There was no fielder at the fine leg. Kohli had an obvious choice.
Six.
Fantastic. Fantastic, Chatty.
We have only one ass, Chatty.
How many times are you going to screw us?
He's going to screw you every day.
- Great. - How much balance do I have left?
Balance?
- Eighty thousand. - Can you please hurry up?
I have to buy a scooter for my sister.
You said you would pay up in ten days, but it's been longer than that.
There is a process we follow. Payment takes time.
It's not like you are going to deduct taxes and write a cheque,
or will I have to stage a protest for my money.
Listen, if it was a couple of thousands, you wouldn't have had to ask me twice.
But large sums take time, son.
You told him to bet 25,000.
It's all a hoax.
These guys are afraid of Chatty,
because he screws them nicely.
Hello. Yes, Chetna.
Where are you, Chatty?
I am still at work. I will be doing overtime today.
Alright. Did you get the forms filled up?
Yes, the forms are filled out. Don't worry.
- Okay, fine. - Bye.
Long-time no see.
Guys, guys, guys, sorry.
I have a job for you guys.
This is a survey form I need you to fill out.
Just give the word, Chatty. We can even give our life for you.
Great.
Feel free to ask if you have any doubts. I'll help you out.
Yes. We will fill it.
- What forms are these? -Chatty. - Yes.
Bunty bhai is calling you. Let's go.
Monthly income.
Bunty bhai is calling you. Come on.
- I'll be back. -Alright. We'll keep the forms ready till then.
Fine.
Bro, listen. Did your salary get credited?
My salary... Wait a second.
This sardar deducted my incentive plus salary.
See. This is the case in your first month.
Oh, God.
Hi. Come.
Oh, God. Whose missing child is this?
Whose child is this?
Shit.
Finally.
Poopoo, have we really moved in together.
Isn't it?
Let's order food from outside.
Alright.
Go for it.
Tempura sushi.
Shushu will have sushi tonight.
My Shushu will have sushi tonight.
- Look. - Show me.
1200.
No need to stress. Put it on Splitsmart.
Yeah... I mean no, why will we put it on split smart?
We never split anything.
I'll pay.
But you've never been in a live-in before.
Everyone does it, Poopoo.
All my colleagues who are in live-in do it.
- That's right, but... - Listen to me.
What is the biggest reason for an argument in a live-in?
- Sex. - Money. -Money.
Couples who don't split expenses end up splitting later.
I've updated Splitsmart. You also do it quickly.
Yeah, I'll do it right away.
And please hurry up with it.
I've to pay my EMI.
EMI for what?
For an online course.
My team leader Abhishek suggested it.
He said if I do it before my internship ends,
I can get promoted directly to assistant manager.
And then manager in two years and then MBA.
It's a little expensive so I opted for EMI on his credit card.
Oh, God. Shushu. This man is a total scam.
I am sure he has a commission in all this.
Tell me something. He made you pay with his card and he also earned points.
Stop this nonsense. Okay?
He is actually very talented, humble and in fact, he's very helpful also.
A woman used to sell Tupperware in our neighbourhood and had the same mentality.
Is it?
You are so funny, Poopoo.
I am funny. Don't you know me?
Okay, leave that. Are you going to wear this tomorrow?
Yes.
You should wash it once.
Hello. Bro, we need to do something.
Let's talk to the sardar tomorrow.
Yes, I've had enough of this.
Sir. This is your mark, over here.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Okay. - It's a little tight.
- It's alright, sir. Stand on the mark. - Okay. Okay.
Okay.
- Dillu. - Sir, Kamlesh.
You have a good role. You will get noticed really soon.
Thank you, sir.
Ready?
Roll?
Scene 15 shot 1, take one.
And action.
I am sorry, papa. It's not my fault.
I've only wanted one thing since childhood.
To earn your respect.
Cut.
Tell someone to fix the light.
- Yes. - Son, let's do it again.
- Okay, sir. - Roll?
Shot one, take two.
And action.
Sorry, papa. It's not my fault.
I've always wanted...
Cut. Whose phone is ringing?
Don't you know we are shooting here?
You are doing great, son. One more.
- Okay? - Okay, sir.
- Am I doing it right? - Yes.
Shot one, take three.
Action.
Papa, I am sorry...
Cut it.
Son, any problems? Are you nervous?
No, sir.
Why are you sweating?
It's okay. Take your time.
Someone dab him.
Can I get some water?
Someone get him water. Where is everyone?
Spot.
- Thank you. - Chill, man.
- Yes, sir. - Calm down. You can do it.
- Ready? - Yes, sir.
- Roll? - Shot one, take six.
And action.
Sorry, papa. It's not my fault.
Since... Cut it.
Sir, please cut it I fumbled.
It's okay, son. But I will say cut.
Okay. Let's do one more.
Okay. Sorry, sir.
What kind of a clown did you bring?
- Calm down. It's okay. - Yes.
Roll.
Can someone give me the script?
Roll.
- Sorry, sir. - Cut.
Roll.
Cut.
Hurry up, son. It's my wife's birthday.
Actually, my pants are a little tight.
- Nobody is telling me. - Where did you find him?
I'll do it, sir.
- Ready? - Yes, sir?
- Confirmed? - Yes, sir.
- Do you need water? - No, sir.
Okay.
Roll.
Scene 15, shot one, take 22.
Action.
Sorry, papa. It's my fault.
Cut it.
It's my fault is wrong. It's not my fault.
Sorry, sir. Can we do it once more, sir?
Can't keep doing this again and again.
We don't have all night.
Can we, sir?
No, no, it's okay. We got it.
- We'll do it. - Are you sure, sir?
Yes, son. We got it. Don't worry.
Was it good, sir?
Okay, guys. Prepare for the next shot.
Sir, can I...
- Was it good? - Stop it.
- Surya. - Was it good, bro?
No. It was good. Very good.
No need to worry. Come.
- I can do it again. - No, no, it's okay.
Surya.
Who do I give this to? Who do I give this to?
I'll be there. Yes, I'll be there in Thane.
And will also get your stuff.
Okay.
Boss. He's the guy.
Don't worry. Check your text messages.
I have sent you 20,000.
And the remaining 60,000 will be transferred tomorrow.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
There's a Delhi versus Punjab match tomorrow.
I need you to rig the bets.
What?
Why do you look surprised?
You are the leader of all the gamblers you see here.
They are using you to screw me.
And fuck up my entire business.
Don't worry.
I won't let you lose a single rupee.
We are here for that.
Firmly seated.
- Don't worry. - Of course.
But Bunty sir, won't that be unfair to them?
Alright, fine. Then I'll be unfair to you.
I won't pay your money.
You can file a complaint with the police and get your 60,000.
I am not paying a single rupee. Get lost.
What you are doing is wrong.
I know what I am doing is wrong, but you can make it right.
Chatty, hurry up. The second match is about to start.
Okay?
Best of luck.
This loser is back again.
Is there a shortage of actors in Delhi?
He just wastes our time.
Tell him to pack up. Get him out of here.
We don't have to, sir.
We are running short of junior artists.
Make him one of the juniors.
Pay him a few thousand.
Kamlesh only told me about your grandmother.
Kamlesh is here.
I left my stuff here. I came to get it.
- I'll come back later. - No, no, please.
You can take your stuff. Come.
You guys are friends, right?
No, I am just his junior from college.
Sir, please.
Thank you so much for coming at such a short notice.
I understand that your grandmother...
It's okay.
The show must go on.
It was sudden.
My grandmother promised to always be with me.
But she betrayed me.
Anyway, is the shot ready?
Yes. I'll let you know about it.
Yes. Because there are still a couple of hours left before the shot is ready.
This is your best decision, sir. The best. To buy this.
I will have it delivered to your house by nine
- along with a three-year warranty. - He seems to be in a good mood.
Let's talk to him today.
Let's go then.
- You go. - Right?
You are the new guy. He won't be hard on you.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Go on.
Thank you.
- Go. - What are you two whispering about?
What is the matter?
Go.
Nothing, it's just that...
salary was credited late and with deductions.
And no incentives either.
And all this during my first month at the job here.
Is it? Anything else?
Yes, sir.
It doesn't seem right to bother you with these little things.
If you had an HR...
There are 10 of us here. We should have an HR.
- Is it? - Yes.
Should I also get you stake options?
We can also look at work from home.
Earth to Rohan.
You got paid for the number of hours you put in.
You would disappear for two straight hours during lunch.
But did I complain?
And to get incentives, you have to make sales.
- How many sales did you make? - I sold that laptop last week.
That was a regular customer.
He visited the store thrice.
He was planning on buying a laptop. You didn't sell it to him.
Ask him how many sales he made.
Fifteen.
He even sells mouse, headphones and software CDs as a bundle.
Our margin lies in that.
Ask him, did he get his full salary?
That's not the case.
I was only talking about my rights.
Have you seen the market's conditions?
My salary gets credited only after yours.
And I haven't taken mine yet.
Son, prove your worth before asking for your rights.
Listen, bro.
I was going to speak up, but that...
I will throw this sauce on your face.
I was going to speak up...
I'll pay.
Put it on my account.
- Okay. - I will give it later.
- Hello. - Hi, cutie. Are you free?
We have to attend Abhishek's party in the evening.
And don't look too sexy.
Otherwise, my colleagues are going to hit on you. Okay?
Okay.
And listen, get a nice bottle of scotch on the way.
Okay. One, two, three.
I love you. I miss you.
I was thinking,
we're going to strip Bunty naked this season.
You are right.
Bro...
What are you doing overtime as?
Me?
Business Operations Associate.
Oh.
That's a slick designation, man.
That makes me a property... associate.
In Hindi, property dealer.
Great.
And I am a district court lawyer.
What?
District court lawyer.
Spell district for me.
Guys, meet me.
Event manager, Khurana & Khurana.
If I ever get married, you will manage the events.
Mine too.
Khurana & Khurana.
And Ashish, what's your excuse?
Everyone in my family knows that I am a gambler.
Doesn't your family object?
Do any of you have a maid at home?
- I do. - Why?
Do you know what her husband does? Any idea?
He must be an alcoholic and an abuser.
What else can he do?
That's the case with my family.
My father's an alcoholic and the family's under debt.
He has a liver disease.
I am saving money for his transplant.
He's an alcoholic, but he's also my father.
When I bring home money, no one asks whether it's good or bad.
Maybe that's the case with you guys.
But with us, bringing home money is important.
Not how I am getting it.
Things will be better now.
And now we have Chatty.
Right, Chatty.
- Yes. Chatty. - He will nail it.
Yes, he's going to nail it.
Cheers to Chatty.
- Yes, mom. - Where are you, Chatty?
Chetna's scooter has broken down on the highway.
Okay, fine. I am leaving now. Don't worry.
- Go quickly. - Yes. I am leaving. Bye.
- What happened? - It's nothing, guys. I'll handle it.
Did I give you guys forms to fill out?
- Yes. - Give me those forms.
- Absolutely. Here. Check it. - Here.
Read it once. Is it proper?
I know you must have filled it out correctly.
- Do take a look. - Yes, of course.
Couldn't you have waited some place safe and called me?
- Huh? - Have you been drinking?
This place is unsafe because of people like you.
Two thousand. Two thousand.
- Bastards, tell your mother... - What are you doing?
Did you not hear what they are...
Let them go!
I am used to this now!
Forty thousand.
Show me this bag that costs 40,000.
It's more than our salary.
Obviously, I bought it on EMI.
But why?
I loved chocolates as a kid.
I thought I'd earn money and buy loads of chocolates.
But I don't want to anymore.
Now, I am obsessed with bags.
So I am getting those.
- Great. - What did you buy from your first salary?
She bought her freedom.
She is in a live-in with her boyfriend.
There can be no gift bigger than that.
What does he do, by the way?
He's a manager. At the Nebula store in Saket.
- Yes. - So he is the manager there.
But he's looking for a better opportunity. Yeah.
Here, your bag worth forty thousand.
Yeah.
That must be Rohan. I'll just come.
Yeah, sure.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Did you get the bottle? - I did.
You are looking sexy.
Let's eat and get out of here quickly.
Then we'll go home and I'll eat you up.
- Okay? - Okay.
Come.
- Guys. Rohan. - Hi.
- Hey, bro. - Hi, Rohan.
How are you, bro?
Let me clear this misconception.
She hit on me. I didn't hit on her.
He is lying. He is lying. Okay.
- He sent me a friend request first. - She is lying.
- He sent me a friend request... - Because you used to poke me on Facebook.
You guys look so good together.
Isn't it?
We are planning to attend a salsa night. Why don't you join us?
- Great idea. - Right?
Guys, it will be so much fun. Please come.
It's a couple entry. I'll book it right now.
It's four thousand per couple.
I'm paying. You can pay me later.
It's alright.
Actually, there is an issue.
I am genuinely busy, so I can't come.
Oh yes, we have to be at that place.
Shit. I am so sorry. We'll join you next time when you are going.
Okay, guys. The biryani is set. Everybody come.
Abhishek. Rohan.
- Rohan, Abhishek. - Oh, hi.
- Hi. - I've heard so much about you.
Thanks.
Hey, great.
- If everyone's here, can we begin? - Yes.
Abhishek, hope you like it.
Oh...
Fancy, good choice.
Oh.
This is more like it. You really made me happy.
Old Monk. You are the man.
You reminded me of my second year.
I am going to drink this all night. Will you give me company?
Yes, obviously.
I got this because it's my favourite.
You know, even I love Old Monk.
- Me too, even I love Old Monk. - Superb.
Come on, get your glasses.
Sure.
Thank you so much, Kamlesh.
And I am really sorry for this fuck up.
It's alright.
No. I am really guilty. But don't worry. I will make it up to you.
If anything comes my way, I will definitely contact you.
And I'll try to help you out. I promise.
And here's a cheque...
It's one day's payment. I know it's less.
But we'll keep in touch.
Yeah, take care.
Sorry, dad.
I always wanted one thing.
To earn your respect.
Cut it. Great shot.
Very good. Got it.
This is going to be a close call for the umpire.
The decision is still pending.
And he's given it out.
Fans will be disappointed.
He's fucking up the game.
Not a single bet is working today.
How are they playing?
Do these guys know how to play?
Chatty, do you want to bet on 150?
Speak up. We're losing time.
- What's the rate? - One is to three. What say?
Can the next batsman change the game?
3000 on 150.
3000 on 150, for Chatty.
What's wrong with Chatty's followers?
Why is everyone so quiet?
Place your bets.
Are you sure, Chatty?
We haven't won a single bet today.
Place your bets. We'll win this time.
Put me down for three thousand.
Three thousand.
Any request, lad?
Put me down for one thousand.
Down to one thousand so soon.
Three thousand for me.
Three again.
I still have faith in Chatty.
Well...
Hey, Rohan. What a surprise.
- Hi. - What brings you here?
Some laptops needed repair,
and I thought I'd pick them up.
Amazing. Managers are doing the work of juniors.
Good work culture, yeah.
Yeah.
The work culture is really good. You are right.
Actually, everyone was busy at the showroom today,
so I thought I'd come down here.
And I'll also meet you guys
And thank you guys for the other night.
- No, no, not at all. - So, thank you.
It was nice meeting you. I'll see you.
- Sure. Yeah. - See you.
See you.
Chatty.
Do you want to bet more?
What say?
What's the rate for 143?
2.45.
Put me down for 20,000.
20,000 for 143, for Chatty.
Guys?
Put me down for 8000.
Eight thousand.
Put me down for ten.
Ten?
Put me down for ten as well.
How about that?
Chatty, you're the man.
Bravo, Chatty.
Chatty.
What happened to him?
Had he also placed a few bets?
Chatty, you're the man.
Aren't you scared?
Didn't I tell you clearly?
Are you dumb?
If Rocky finds out, he will fuck you up.
Who are you staring at?
If we make losses,
then we'll recover it from you or Sandy.
Please, I am sorry.
- My luck isn't working. - Let go.
I try to win, but I lose.
When I try to lose...
Why you...
- Are you okay? - Stop. Where are you going?
- Take your money and run. - What happened?
I'll tell you later. Get out of here first.
Stop, you motherfucker.
Grab all the money you have.
Grab that chair.
Break the glass.
The kids from your college paid a visit.
You are scamming people now.
Leave it, father.
They are a bunch of idiots. I don't want to talk about it.
You have become even more shameless.
It's your fault that I have become shameless.
Is it? Am I to be blamed for this?
What did I do now?
Exactly my point. You've never done anything for me.
That's why I have to scam people now.
And these lads who win without scamming anyone,
it's because their parents groom them to succeed.
What have you done for me?
When was the last time you asked me what I wanted to do?
Have you ever asked me?
You won't understand.
Because a man who's been a loser
his whole life wouldn't know anything about winning.
First, you wasted your life in the wrestling ring and then at the shop.
Do you want me to sit in that shop with you now?
Is that what you want?
What about my life?
You shut down my life like the shutter of your shop.
Why couldn't you ask... what...
What is this, Chatty?
I found it on the terrace.
I was planning to buy a new scooter for you, Chetna.
And I withdrew some cash from the call centre.
Don't lie to me.
I know you don't work at any call centre.
I read those forms.
It was not filled out by any call centre employee.
And which call centre hands out so much cash?
Stop yelling. I will tell you everything.
There is no other option to make it to the top.
I have to do this.
You can keep your lifestyle and your money.
I won't tell anyone.
But, please, you must quit all this.
I don't want a new scooter.
What's the big deal if I went?
Everyone from my office was going. Abhishek was free.
I was in the mood for some Salsa, so I went.
What happened?
You refused to go with me.
Yes, but Poopoo, you know how much I love dancing.
And I wanted to go then.
I was just covering up for you.
Aren't you covering up a little too much for me?
No, genuinely I want to know. Tell me.
Are you embarrassed of me?
You lied to everyone in your office.
That I am the manager of the showroom.
What else should I say?
Should I them that my boyfriend sells laptops?
If I tell him to get scotch, he gets Old Monk.
What else should I say?
Man...
Ronny, you could have told me if you didn't have money.
I actually didn't have money.
7500... seven thousand five hundred rupees is the salary I got. Do you know that?
You want me to spend 5000 on scotch, 4000 on salsa
or pay the rent. You tell me.
That's why I am saying just get a better job.
Look. You are smart and deserving. You can find one.
It feels like you are constantly pressurizing me by saying this.
You can see I am trying, but it's not happening.
Why can't you adjust your lifestyle for the time being?
Ronny, it's called compromise and not adjustment.
It's called adjustment.
No, it's called compromise and I've always been doing it.
You should know that the place where I come from,
I've always had to make choices.
Coaching class or dance class.
School trip or new clothes.
A new phone or new make-up.
I don't want to make choices.
I didn't leave home to do this.
I have dreams. And if I have to put in double efforts
to fulfil those dreams, Ronny, I will.
But I won't adjust and step down.
You will work hard and rise up.
Don't look at me like I am saying anything wrong, Ronny.
So... you two had your first live-in argument.
Yes, arguments are common in a relationship.
You don't know. But this stuff happens.
If you ever need money, don't hesitate to ask me.
So that those goons come after him as well.
Oh, please. At least I am not scamming kids for my benefit.
- You are crossing your limit now. - What limit?
Shut up, you two.
You two start anywhere like an itch.
Listen, Chatty. I don't want your money.
And please quit this betting business you've got into.
And concentrate on finding a decent job.
And you...
If you think you are talented, then work hard.
And do it honestly.
Okay? I will do it too.
Stop talking about your fucked up lives, guys.
Today is my day.
It's his happy birthday.
- Come here. - Happy birthday, darling.
- The cake looks fantastic. - It's beautiful.
Guess what we got for you in here.
Why? Don't you know what you got for me?
Guess. Guess.
Of course. I switched off the gas.
Sonu, my bro.
Did you try to figure out what's inside this gift box?
No. I don't think about all that.
While the gift is wrapped up in this sparkling paper,
I imagine it has all the things that I need.
The Mauser gun isn't here either.
The Mauser gun must be in this one. I bet on it.
But I know,
when I open it up, it won't be what I had expected.
So I don't have any expectations.
I am happy with whatever I get.
So let's be happy.
Let's cut the cake.
- Let's cut the cake. - Right. Light the candles.