Hey, catch him.
This guy in a scuffle with a female constable of Lucknow police,
seems like a terrorist.
But he's not.
So the question that arises is
how did this young man land up in this criminal-like situation?
And if the question arises, then let it.
Because here is no question that doesn't have an answer in Uttar Pradesh.
You've rocked the damn district, Chintu Tyagi. You've topped it.
And I have rocked the damn country. I've ranked 34th.
I topped my exams, Dad.
My topper!
Buddy, not even a peep from Hitler Tyagi.
What can he say? First, you aced your engineering exams
and now the Civil Works Entrance exams.
Let's plan a bachelor trip together. Because you live only once.
No but, no why Free-free bird in blue-blue sky
Meet Mr. and Mrs. Tyagi.
-Hello. -And that's Mr. and Mrs. Tripathi.
And I'm the would-be bride's uncle, B.R. Pandey.
And that's... Sharma's samosas.
Have some tea?
Do you watch too many films, Mr. Tyagi?
The girl serving the tea doesn't always have to be the would-be bride.
Chit.
So what are your hobbies?
I like sex a lot.
I see. What?
You've come with a list of questions?
I am an engineer, you see.
So I always come prepared.
Do you see that motorcycle blocking the road?
Yes, we also had to circle around the block to get here.
It belongs to my ex-boyfriend.
We broke up six months ago but he still hasn't gotten over me.
He parked it here the other day in anger
to prevent marriage proposals coming for me.
So you don't want to get married?
If I didn't want to, you wouldn't have been sipping tea here.
Rebellion did not suit me.
So I thought I'll try restriction now.
I guarantee you I did that honestly and will do this honestly too.
I'm just a little high maintenance though... emotionally.
And I've never got a chance to display my emotions.
So what say, Mr. Tyagi?
If virginity is not an issue...
should we release traffic?
The bride and groom are that way. Why are you giving it to me?
-Greetings. -There he is.
-Where were you? -Counting plates.
Why are you so nervous at your own wedding?
I'm just a bit... I'm just a bit nervous.
Come with me. I have a cure for your nervousness.
I'll count the envelopes.
I'll be right back.
-Where are you going? -I'll keep this and come.
Scram. Come on.
Out with it. So what's making you nervous?
I don't know why but I've been thinking about Neha all evening.
Neha who?
What do you mean Neha who?
Neha Singh. My ex from I.T.
Are you out of your mind?
Here you're on the verge of becoming a president here
and you can't get over an old rebellious campaign partner.
She dumped you three years ago without giving you a reason.
Exactly. I just had one relationship which lasted for a month and a half.
Here, it's a life-long commitment without spending a minute together.
-Dad is really too much. -Chintu Tyagi.
Stop this psycho babble.
Down this drink and get on the stage. Be a man.
Drama queen.
Wanna-be-Romeo. Idiot.
-So long? Where were you? -Congratulations.
-Thank you. -Hello, welcome.
All by yourself?
♪ My eyes are asking ♪
♪ My heart doesn't have peace Where should I look? ♪
♪ Where are you looking? ♪
♪ How do I tell you that I keep waiting for you? ♪
♪ Stolen my slumber You have stolen my slumber ♪
♪ My heartbeat says ♪
♪ My heart won't beat without you ♪
♪ You are the only one I have What do I have to do with the world? ♪
♪ You are my nights You are my days ♪
♪ I don't want to live A moment without you ♪
♪ You are my nights You are my days ♪
♪ I don't want to live A moment without you ♪
♪ My journey is with you ♪
♪ Where do I want to go? ♪
♪ I want to spend my life with you ♪
♪ Don't stay away from me ♪
♪ Even for a moment ♪
♪ You are the only one I have. What do I have to do with the world? ♪
♪ My eyes say you should always Be in front of me ♪
♪ You are the only one I have. What do I have to do with the world? ♪
So, Chintu Tyagi... how's work?
Great, Dad.
-Good. -Thank you.
So now, what have you thought about the future?
About what, Dad?
I mean, future, you know, the future.
Stop all this word play both of you.
I'll come straight to the point.
You have been married for three years now.
What have you thought about starting a family?
I'm giving it a thought mom.
I don't know much about now, son
but back in our days, thinking didn't bring kids.
We had to do something else.
One must have a reason to have a child.
What was our reason to have you then?
Do enlighten us.
Ask dad about it.
Listen, Chintu...
You always have time to discuss everything except what's important.
Every Sunday you hear the same advice on starting a family
but never seem to talk to them about us shifting to Delhi.
You're always going on and on about Delhi,
as if every developer is waiting for me with bated breath,
that Chintu Tyagi will come and take over the business.
Delhi is the capital of this country, not my father's property.
Where there's a will, there's a way, Mr Tyagi.
And where there's love, there's concern.
I've told you a million times, "Get out in the open.
Make a prized catch." But no.
What can one do if someone enjoys being tamed by a ringmaster in a circus?
Are you calling me a circus tiger?
I'm at least calling you a tiger because I am your wife.
Those unwilling to get out of a pond are called frogs.
Frog it is then. I am happy in my pond.
And I am going to hop around here only.
Fine, hop all you like.
But don't expect me to produce tadpoles.
I was also born here.
This city gave me a name, fame, and my reputation.
What's wrong with Kanpur? Kanpur never got in my way ever.
Move it, bro.
Why can't you just call?
Why do you make missed calls?
It's bad enough I give you time. You want talk-time too?
Yes, after all your time is getting expensive.
Gupta had no idea what's going on.
He ran around all day with a radio in his hand like a clueless alien.
And I was just...
Hello? Mr. Chintu Tyagi, where's your attention?
What is it?
Before passing 10th grade, dad said
that if I ace 10th grade, life will be a bed of roses.
He said the same thing before 12th grade.
Using the promise of this bed of roses,
he got me to do engineering, get a job, and even get married.
So now either this bed of roses is not in my fate...
or my own dad screwed me over.
What's troubling you, lord Buddha?
You have everything in life.
A home, a car, a reputation, an officer in the Public Works Department.
Who do you want to be now? Superman?
You get it. Don't you?
Why doesn't my wife get it?
Was it the same Delhi argument again?
Sister-in-law gets too tough sometimes.
Sometimes I think, only Neha loved me truly.
Why do you always get stuck on Neha?
You really piss me off.
Look, in life, there's reality and there's fantasy.
Who?
Fantasy buddy, fantasy.
Everyone has a right to fantasy.
But you cannot forget your reality for that.
And this is your reality.
-And Delhi? -Stop your stupid rant.
I'll bring Delhi here for you.
Good morning, sir. Mr. Sharma is calling you.
-Again? -Yes sir.
What the hell Bablu? This betel leaf is obnoxious.
It's bullshit.
Did you not like it sir?
Spit it out if you don't like it.
I'll make you another one.
Spring has arrived in Kanpur city and nobody even informed me?
Look.
What is she doing here?
There's no way she's coming here. Must be her spot to meet her boyfriend.
She is coming this way, sir.
Damn. She is coming this way.
My betel leaf timing is a complete flop.
-Hi. -Hello.
Hi.
Which way is the plot- liaisoning department?
-Plot-liaisoning department? -Yes.
It's our department, sir.
That's our department, in this building.
I wanted to meet Mr. Yugal Kishore Sharma.
-Sharma? No one here by that name -Sharma is our boss, sir.
Our boss. Of course.
You know what, take the third floor to the first lift.
I mean, take the third lift to the first floor.
It's the brown door in the corridor on the right.
He'll be waiting for you there.
Okay. Thank you.
Pleasure is all mine. Always.
Damn it.
Hello.
Chintu Tyagi, you won't believe what just happened with your brother.
You don't work, that's okay. Why do you trouble everyone else?
It's not about eating your head, it's about scratching it.
Take a wild guess who just came to meet Mr. Sharma.
-Who has come? -Who has come?
You should ask who hasn't come.
Remember that poem by Javed Akhtar,
"Like a budding rose, like a poet's dream, like the rays of the sun"
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, buddy.
Are you high? Hang up, dimwit.
Bring the file from Mr. Yadav's cabin.
Some people aren't destined to hear good things.
Come in.
Keep that file on the table and crank up the speed of the fan.
And go give the yellow file to Mr. Sharma.
Don't forget to order some tea on the way.
And where's this fragrance coming from?
From here.
Tapasya Singh.
Will you shake hands or should I order tea for you?
Abhinav Tyagi.
-Sorry, I thought... -I was your peon.
-May I sit? -Yes.
-Yes, please. -Thank you.
Mr. Sharma sent me to you.
I have a leather and garment boutique in Delhi
and the cost of manufacturing there is too high.
So, I was looking for an option. And Aditi, my friend AD,
she knows Mr. Sharma. Actually, her dad knows him.
He suggested it will be relatively inexpensive to rent a plot here in Kanpur.
-May I? Thanks. -Yes.
I came here to give him the highlights, but he's watching the live show.
Hi, AD, what's up? Yeah, it's all good. He's very sweet.
He's actually put me on someone else. So, I'm good.
I will call you in a bit. Bye. Yeah.
Aditi.
-So from tomorrow? -From tomorrow?
-Plots tomorrow? -Plots, tomorrow ok.
Okay. Thank you, nice meeting you.
-Thank you. -Bye.
So nice to see you.
You disconnected the intercom and connected a direct line here.
You're back to talk crap again.
She converses in English like a dream.
You're always showing your English off to me.
But in front of her, you became, how I wonder what you are?
-You know what? -What?
When girls speak fluent English,
they seem like Katrina Kaif.
The approach to the problem is with the equation.
Force equals mass into acceleration.
Got it?
The unit of force being Newton kg meter per second squared.
Newton kg meter per second squared.
Come on, note down this equation, everyone.
Hey, listen.
What's your name?
Yadav. Rakes Yadav.
-What were you looking at? -I was looking at you.
Why?
You look like a film star to me.
Really? Which one?
Kareena Kapoor. She's my favorite.
I'll slap you and put your head in place.
Open your ears and listen carefully. This is physics.
If you fail, Kareena Kapoor won't come and help you pass.
Do you understand?
Now get lost.,
And listen...
Next time a girl asks your name,
don't say 'Rakes'. It's pronounced 'Rakesh'.
-What's up hubby dear? -What are you doing?
Giving Kareena Kapoor competition.
I've got sweets packed from Thaggu's.
-Come home early, please. -That's interesting.
You're bribing me with Kanpur's best.
You're talking as if I've never done anything for you ever.
-Come over. -No.
I'll first go to the gym Mr. Tyagi. You get home, I'll be there soon.
What's with you and this gym habit?
Smoking is a better habit, isn't it?
Gymming never did anyone any good, right?
Yeah. I don't need the gym, Tripathi.
I am a born star. You don't seem to believe it though.
Bye for now.
Hey! Abhinav, my boy.
Hey, how are you?
All good?
Hey. Wow. How lovely.
-So you're here? -No. I'm still on my way.
-There's too much traffic. -Then take a tuk-tuk.
You will reach faster.
Bless you.
This is why I'm your fan.
Leave Guddi's family aside,
my sense-of-humor bond with you... it's exceptional.
Just like a friends.
I swear I married Vedika only to be your friend, uncle.
Spectacular. mind blowing.
What a sense of humor. Let's go.
Now, this is what you call destiny.
If I hadn't come to Kanpur to distribute Kanupriya's wedding cards,
I wouldn't get to eat Thaggu's sweets.
Why are you getting your daughter married only to eat sweets?
I'll send you a box every week even otherwise.
Hear that, Guddi?
Your husband's sense of humor?
You're a lucky girl.
-Have some more sweets, uncle. -I will.
-So, where is the groom from? -He's from Delhi.
He owns a garment business.
-Where did you say? -From Delhi.
Should I call you a cab uncle?
It's a two-hour drive back. You should leave.
How I wish, Abhinav.
You see these?
All these cards are for Kanpur.
It will take a day or two more.
But don't worry.
As soon as the work is done, I'll say goodbye's over the phone.
After all it is the digital age.
Isn't that why people usually courier invitation cards, uncle?
Sense of humor.
Right, Guddi?
Keep it up, my boy, keep it up.
Kanupriya has a Masters in Arts and I got a Masters in Physics.
But it's she who deserves a Delhi lifestyle. Isn't it?
People in big cities don't have time for love, Tripathi.
They don't ogle at wives like lovers, even after three years of marriage.
Are you ogling at me?
I am only ogling because you're sitting far away.
And what if I came closer?
Then...
Guddi, do you think you have a digestive pill?
I think I'm suffering some indigestion dear.
Yeah, right away.
Good for nothing old man.
Of course, you'll suffer indigestion after swallowing a box of sweets?
Here you go.
Thank you so much, madam.
Thank you so much, indeed!
-Where are you coming from? -Landmark Hotel.
A 100 rupees to bring her here?
What does your rickshaw run on? Aloe Vera?
I was about to break for lunch. I told madam earlier.
Then you should've eaten.
-Why did you do her a favor? -It's okay, let it be.
-It's fine. -What fine? How is it fine?
He's conning you in my city, in front of my eyes.
Who is robbing?
Will you return the money or not?
Hold it right there. Watch your tongue. Madam has paid me willingly.
So what are you acting smart for?
-Smart? -Let it be.
-I'll show you smart. -Please go.
-Go away. -Please go. Listen.
I'll complain at the Transport Office.
-I don't care. -I will.
It's okay, let it be.
Anubhav!
It's not Anubhav, it's Abhinav.
Abhinav Arvind Kumar Tyagi, M.E.(Civil)I.I.T Kanpur.
Project Head, P.W.D.
I am so sorry, Abhinav. I am really sorry.
And I don't like creating a scene either.
Mr. Sharma gave me your responsibility, hence I cared.
It really is your choice. Pay a 100 or 1000.
I am really sorry, Abhinav. I am sorry.
It's okay, never mind.
Let's go I'll show you the plot.
I am sorry I forgot your name.
Never mind.
It's not like my name is Jamshedji Tata
that one will remember it forever upon hearing it once.
Then what are you still angry about?
I am furious at that rickshaw driver.
He took Rs. 100 to drop you to the P.W.D.
And he was calling me smart.
Then, I will get the same rickshaw driver tomorrow.
Then you can slap him.
Sorry, what was it? Tight slap right?
This plot is too big.
My job will be done in half this area.
Doesn't matter.
I'll show you all the plots within the week.
You can choose the one you want.
-Thank you. -Come.
-May I ask you something, Ms. Tapasya? -Yes, of course.
Do you handle your entire business alone?
Yes. Why? Do I not look qualified enough?
No, I didn't mean that.
Are you from Kanpur?
Oh, yes. 100% Kanpur.
You don't seem like it.
Huh? Why?
Wait. Don't get offended.
I mean, you're not like the people from Kanpur.
You're different from the usual.
What's up Mr. Chintu? Why so confused early in the morning?
Tell me something, Tripathi.
Why don't you wear western dresses ever?
Western dresses?
What for?
Why give flight to Rakes Yadav's imagination for your satisfaction?
Who is Rakesh Yadav?
It's Rakes, not Rakesh.
He's my fan even if I don't wear western dress.
Are you going to wear a shirt or just stare at them?
Okay, tell me, which of these is unique?
What do you mean by unique?
Wear that one.
This one is unique?
No, Mr. Chintu, it's just ironed.
I'll go lay out breakfast for uncle.
Unique, indeed!
I can iron a damn shirt, Tripathi.
But this one's different from usual.
How does it look?
Very good, Sir.
-It's okay really. -Okay?
Oh, you mean this?
There are many left to show you.
Here, keep this.
What is this?
By the time you select a plot, set up a manufacturing unit,
it'll take you a couple of months. Why waste money on hotel?
I know this real-estate agent.
Select a nice rental flat here to live in.
That's so sweet.
Last night I was thinking, I should drop the Kanpur idea.
Why?
Just like that.
I don't know the people or the city.
One needs a reason after all.
I am a reason.
I mean you're my responsibility.
And the city? It barely takes an hour to fall in love with Kanpur.
Really? How?
-Shambhu. -Yes.
-Start the car. -Yes, Sir.
Son-in-law.
Gossain Sir wouldn't stop beating me
while the compass stayed embedded in his backside.
Each time I said, "Sir, at least pull the compass out first" he'd beat me harder.
So nobody knew who kept that compass on his seat?
It was Fahim Rizvi, who else?
That guy who swallowed the betel leaf on seeing you.
Oh, yes.
Your laughter.
It's weird, I know.
No, it's cute.
It just hides itself behind your mustache.
Thank you.
So you didn't complain about Fahim?
Never, Ms. Tapasya. Well, I've always been the decent type.
And he is a friend.
I'd do anything for friendship.
-So how long will it take me? -For?
To be your friend.
But you are my friend.
That's a lie.
You don't call Fahim, Mr. Fahim do you?
-Shall we leave, Tapasya? -Much better.
So, she laughed at the Gossain episode. So what?
That's what, she couldn't stop laughing.
There was a three-inch hole in Gossain's backside.
All of Kanpur laughed at him.
What's so special if she did too?
Why are you yelling?
You've gone crazy in the dreams of a promotion.
By the way, the two of you left in the car but only you returned. Why is that?
-Dropped her at the hotel and came back. -Indeed!
You never dropped me to a grocery store till date.
Why are you getting so worked up?
Because of your faffing all day, my work has increased.
And that Sharma puts a straw in my neck and sucks the blood out of me sip by sip.
The Cantonment area has changed, right?
Must have changed for you.
You went there after ten years.
You know... the last time I went there was with Neha.
Neha, again?
That witch doesn't stop haunting you.
Yes, please?
Will you come home Mr. Tyagi? Or should I send a pillow and blanket there?
You rest your head on Fahim's lap and sleep.
How will I get sleep here, Tripathi?
I won't be able to hear your Uncle snoring here.
So how long will it take me?
To become your friend.
You called, Sir?
Oh yes, come in, Tyagi.
That girl Singh.
-Tapasya, Sir. -Yes.
Are you done with her?
-What, Sir? -Her work? What else?
No, Sir. It'll take a while.
I hope it's not too much trouble?
-I can hand it over to Rizvi if you like. -No, Sir. I'll do it.
I mean I'll manage. I'll do it.
So sweet, Tyagi.
You're a very sincere man.
-I am learning from you, Sir. -Good boy.
-Good morning. -Hi.
Right on time.
How about some coffee, Tapasya?
No, I'm good. Thanks.
-See? I didn't call you Ms. Tapasya. -Superb.
By the way, you never mentioned that you're married.
-What? -Sharma sir said...
Oh, dear, are you all right?
I'm hurt. I'm very, very hurt. But it's okay.
So when will you introduce me to your wife?
-.If it's hurting too much, then ice it. -Yeah.
Actually, I think when I finish setting up my home, then.
-Then what? -Then you can visit me with the wife.
What?
-Get me some ice. -Sir, shall I get soda too?
Why would you get soda? Only ice.
Is that hurting a lot?
No. Not at all.
Listen, call me when you've had a look at the documents.
And don't forget to apply ice.
Ms. Tapasya! Tapasya.
We were supposed to see some plots tomorrow?
No, not tomorrow Abhinav.
Not tomorrow? Then how about the day after?
I'll call you. And apply ice where it's hurting. Okay? Bye.
Sir, where would you like this ice?
Look, Chintu ji is here.
Welcome back, son-in-law. Have some piping hot fritters.
Would you like some tea?
-I'll get some more hot ones for you. -All good with you?
-I'll go wash up. -Just come here.
Do tigers ever need to wash up? Here you go.
Guddi just made them piping hot. Have some.
I saw you yesterday at about lunchtime.
In High-Tech city... with some lady.
I was about to call out to you when your car zipped away.
Must be some official work, right?
You figured out it was official work?
Great.
I had started to assume
that stuffing your face with sweets was the only thing you considered as work.
Sense of humor, Uncle.
You're the only one who gets mine, right?
Here, stuff some more. I'll be back.
Uncle is leaving tomorrow.
Shall I apply the lotion?
What's up? Why does his highness want to serve the commoner today?
Because nobody gives a damn about his highness anyway.
Will you come with me to the Cantonment area tomorrow, Tripathi?
It's a half working day at the office tomorrow.
What an exciting plan.
It's a half working day for you, not for my classes.
You're talking as if you take a day off
will keep a few kids from becoming the president.
You come frustrated from the office and then vent it out on me.
Believe me.
The two of us are meant to be in the clubs of Delhi, not in Kanpur's cantonment area.
Why are you burning your youth in the sun?
Why do you care?
Why do I care? I am a friend of yours. I am concerned.
What if you get a sunstroke?
Who am I?
-Chintu Tyagi. -Yes, but who am I?
Abhinav Kumar Tyagi.
I am a middle-class Indian man.
The Indian middle-class male.
So, whether I get sunstroke or loose motions, no one gives a damn.
I'm the unfortunate bull that toils all day and yet sometimes goes to sleep
with no results.
If I show some concern for my mom, the wife calls me a mamma's boy.
If I show some affection to my wife, my mother calls me henpecked.
If I move to a big city, I destroy tradition.
And yet, if I stay back in a small town, then I block development.
If I pay my taxes honestly, then I am broke.
And if I don't pay them, I am a thief.
If my wife works, I am an opportunist.
If she doesn't work and sits at home, then I am sexist.
If I ask my wife for sex, then I am a beggar.
If I turn down sex with my wife, I am a persecutor.
And if I find my way into somehow having sex with her,
then I am a person with bad morals.
Are you high early in the morning?
No, not me. You are high.
Every man's happiness lies in his own hands, Rizvi.
Isn't that before one gets married?
Shut up.
My father, my mother, wife, and even you are involved in taking away my happiness.
But not anymore. Not anymore.
Me?
Abhinav?
The receptionist told me you have come here.
Is it some important work?
Look... the other day in jest you asked for my friendship.
-So I gave it to you. -Uncle, pass the ball too.
Yes, son.
The only option left now is for you to prove your friendship
and for me to trust you as a friend.
What do you mean?
The other day you said I have never mentioned about my wife.
It was intentional.
And I just came here to say that you shouldn't mention her either.
Why?
Because my wife...
My wife's having a...
Having what?
Uncle, pass the ball.
Take it yourself, rascal.
The thing that destroys many lives.
Bad omen?
I wish it was a bad omen.
My wife is...
...having an affair.
-Affair? -Affair.
-What? -Affair.
Love affair, passionate escapades, romantic relationship.
This is why I always try not to mention my wife to anyone.
This is my grief, I'll endure it alone.
But your wife...
If you never mention about Vedika ever again
you'll be doing me and my little left reputation a big favor.
The rest is your decision
Goodbye.
Keep walking Chintu Tyagi.
Whatever happens, don't turn around.
Abhinav.
Lookout!
How long has this been going on for?
Since the time I fell in the pool.
Not this. I meant your wife's affair.
Well...
we got married three years ago. So around 2.5 years ago.
That's ridiculous.
Love isn't ridiculous, Tapasya.
Love is love.
But clearly, she loves someone else.
So, why doesn't she just leave you?
Because her boyfriend is jobless.
-The poor thing is helpless. -What's the name?
-Vedika. -I meant her boyfriend.
His name? It's...
Yadav. Rakesh Yadav.
So, what are you still doing in this marriage?
Waiting for better days to come.
Trying to keep my share of honesty.
Wow.
I cannot believe this.
Looking at you, no one can imagine your back-story.
Well, a person's truth is never visible on his face.
Basically...
...I am a very unhappy man.
Here you go. Buy yourself some sweets.
Thank you.
♪ You are a little crazy I am also a little crazy ♪
♪ There is little sorrow in happiness too ♪
♪ It's not necessary that everybody should be the same ♪
♪ Live carefree wherever you are ♪
♪ The paths that we have taken ♪
♪ I wonder where we will meet again ♪
♪ Your destination and my destination ♪
♪ Are now interlinked ♪
I will wear this for Kanupriya's reception.
Are you listening?
Are you planning to call the fire brigade at your own sister's wedding?
This will be a sin.
-Listen... -Yes.
...some Tapan Singh Boss Relative is calling.
-Should I answer it? -Wait, wait, wait.
-Yes? -Hi, what were you doing?
-I was taking a shower. -So 11:30, office?
-11:30? -Yes.
-I'll be there. -Okay.
It's my boss's relative. He's chewed my brains.
♪ We met just now ♪
♪ The series have started ♪
♪ You tell me. What is the reason? ♪
♪ That both the hearts have united ♪
♪ We are flying ♪
Should I pack it?
Yeah, pack it.
♪ We are flying ♪
And mister, pack that yellow dress too.
-I'll pack it -Separately.
♪We are flying♪
♪ We are flying ♪
Isn't it like the one Akshay Kumar's heroine wears.
But where will I wear this and go, Mr. Chintu?
Into Mr. Chintu's arms.
-You'll get tired. -Thank you.
Abhinav, I checked Vedika's FB account yesterday.
She looks happy in the pictures.
Of course, she's looking happy, thanks to Rakesh Yadav.
I meant in her pictures with you. On your honeymoon.
Who doesn't look happy on their own honeymoon, Tapasya?
It's biological.
♪ We are flying ♪
How does this sound?
Brother, you came back again?
And sister-in-law.
Sorry.
I think I am mixing you up with someone else.
He seems crazy.
♪ We are flying ♪
Listen.
♪ We are flying ♪
Have you seen my husband here before?
Aren't you the one who was in the toilet?
-What? -Mada, can I get a selfie?
-Are you high? -Madam, please.
♪ We are flying ♪
Sir, please get it done in two days.
You're back again? Have you made a daily pass for the PWD?
-No, sir. -Call tomorrow. Okay?
Ms. Tapasya? How wonderful.
Your business partner hasn't arrived yet.
-How come? -Yes, even I am waiting for him.
The best place for waiting in Kanpur, is in my cabin.
I've been waiting there for three years myself, for a promotion.
Please come. We can chat for a bit.
-Okay, sure. -Ladies, first.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Drop me to the classes.
-I'll be late for the office, Tripathi. -No, you won't.
It hardly takes 20 minutes to go from one end of Kanpur to the other.
This isn't Lucknow or Delhi. Let's go.
Delhi, again? Do you always come prepared with Lucknow-Delhi taunts?
Your name should've been Joy, Bliss, or Happy.
Have you noticed how happy my friend is, since he met you?
He's all praises for you.
But, he deserves all the praise.
-Really? -I mean the situation he's going through,
I wonder how he finds the courage to smile.
Yeah, the situation he's going through is really difficult.
Do you know about the situation he's going through?
-Yeah. -Wonderful.
I mean, it's wonderful to know that you also know what he's going through.
So far, I was the only one burdened by this information.
By the way... do you know everything he's going through?
Yeah, or maybe. I don't know.
I mean, how much do you know?
How much?
Look out!
Isn't that great?
And look, Ms. Tapasya, your wait is over.
Here comes the victim of circumstances.
Hi.
Hi, bro.
Rascal!
How dare you say my saintly sister-in-law is having an affair? Bloody despacito!
-What else could I do? -What would you do?
You're married. You're a liar.
And now you want to fake innocence as well.
I like spending time with her.
But as soon as she found out that I am married she began to hesitate.
What did you expect me to say? That I am married and happy?
Please spend time with me. I like it.
She would have clobbered me with her shoe.
Being a husband seems to be a sin in this country.
-I couldn't think straight then. -Oh, really?
Well, now you'll think in a way where ice or ointment won't help.
This is the road to hell, brother. And no one has ever escaped it.
Tell me something.
What if Tapasya gets serious? Then?
Don't forget I am Abhinav Tyagi. Chintu!
-The guy Neha dumped without any reason. -Not Neha again.
You're trying to base your life on that one witch who dumped you.
Think about it.
-If Tapasya falls in love with you... -Rizvi, she's out of my league.
She's friendly with me because my wife has a boyfriend.
She sympathizes with me.
How can she fall in love with me?
So, what do you want from her? Motherly love?
I want my share of happiness.
Someone's finally laughing at my jokes.
I explored my own city.
And my laughter, which you've called weird since childhood... she finds it cute.
And I like it.
Are you sure there's nothing else?
-I swear on you. -You want to kill me?
By the way, who is Rakesh Yadav?
Nobody. An imaginary character.
How are you, sir?
Vedika, come sit.
-What brings you here? -It's my cousin's wedding.
-I see. -So, here's the leave application.
-Congratulations. -Thank you, sir.
"Dear Vedika Madam,
just like the moon shines bright in the dark night..."
What kind of application is this?
No, sir. This is not the application.
This one is.
"Dear Vedika Madam,
just like the moon shines bright in the dark night,
in my classes, you're the best teacher on demand.
Yours truly, Rakesh Yadav."
Hey!
-What is this? -Poem, madam.
No. This is evidence.
If I hand this over to the director,
you'll get rusticated from college and classes.
I guess you feel offended, madam.
Fine, I'll apologize.
Madam, please just do me a favor.
What favor?
I know you will never give me your number,
so, I never bet on it.
Because I am a Yadav and I never make a losing bet.
-So? -Well...
I made a bet that I will give you my number.
Please, madam, help me win the bet.
I will come in handy, madam.
Here's my card.
Even if you want to throw it,
please do it after you cross the junction.
So that I win the bet.
Listen, Tripathi, I'll just go to Fahim's place.
-At this hour? -Yeah.
He got locked out of his house and the key is inside.
He gave me a spare key.
Have you seen it?
Found it.
-Listen... -Yes?
...come back soon.
-Sister-in-law, how are you? -You?
I've been giving missed calls to Chintu, but he isn't coming out.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? I shouldn't have been here?
You called him over and you came here?
You're too much, brother Fahim.
How could you forget?
-Who? -The house keys, who else?
He's taken the spare key. Now, scram and send him home quickly.
He did the right thing. Very good.
I'll go get him.
-Get married, brother Fahim. -Me too?
No, sister-in-law. Chintu must be waiting. Okay?
There, that way.
-Abhinav. -Where are you?
I am occupied right now. Later.
To hell with your occupation.
You can't imagine how scared I am.
You could've been in trouble and I could've landed a black eye.
-There. -What happened?
When you use my name as an excuse, you should tell me at least, you fool.
I just went to your house and met sister-in-law.
What?
Curses.
Why are you making such sounds?
-I fell down. -Yes, you definitely have fallen too low.
I saved you this time.
But next time, I will not let you off so easily.
-I am warning you. -Okay.
Give me a frost stick.
Are you okay, Abhinav? Should I get the pain-spray?
There is no spray for this pain.
I should leave now.
I am sorry you got hurt because of me.
Don't be silly.
I got to meet you, drove the lizard away.
I bet no one's having a better time than me in Kanpur.
-Ms. Tapasya, how are you? -Hi.
I heard our knight-in-shining-armor slayed a lizard last night.
Yeah, and he even got hurt.
Yes, he did get hurt.
What's inside this? Pain spray? You seem to be in a hurry.
-It'll get cold. -Who?
Butter chicken, Fahim.
If you want to join, come to Abhinav's cabin.
No, you feed the warrior and I'll settle for betel leaf.
-As you wish. Bye. -Happy lunch to you both.
-Wow. -Give me my change for the 100.
Hurry up.
Oh, God!
Chintu Tyagi, you are dead.
Sister-in-law, what brings you here?
-Why? Am I banned from the PWD office? -No, your enemies should be banned.
I was just asking about this surprise.
Mr. Tyagi and I are going to have lunch together.
-I've bought lunch for him. -Means double lunch.
-Why double lunch? -The lunch and your love. So, double.
But Abhinav's not in his office or maybe he is.
His car's still parked here. So, maybe he's in his cabin...
What are you blabbing about, brother Fahim?
Take my advice and get married.
I don't have a death-wish.
-Yeah, speak. -Did you polish off the butter chicken?
Time for some Lucknow-style meal.
Have you become a caterer?
Your beloved wife's coming up.
-What? -Eat now.
Who was it?
Fahim's got stomach-ache.
You know what, get the lease agreement cleared.
But I can get that done tomorrow.
Never wait to do a good deed. Or you might not get a chance tomorrow.
-Get up. -Okay, but what's the hurry?
Come on. Why wouldn't I be in a hurry?
-I am a very professional man. -Wait a second.
Sir, I wanted to talk to you about the lease.
Not today, dear. I have a meeting with the DM.
-Let's do it tomorrow. Okay? -Okay, sir.
Sir, is...
But Sharma sir is...
Abhinav?
You seem busy, Mr. Yadav.
-Hello, sister-in-law. -Hello.
Have you completely lost it? Hanging by a thread.
Did you get your share of happiness?
Help, Lord. Help, Lord. Help, Lord. Help, Lord.
Help, Lord. Help, Lord. Help, Lord.
And here, she doesn't obey me.
-Have you seen Abhinav? What? -Yes, he's up.
Not up, not up. He went that way, to the left.
Are you listening, Mr. Tyagi...
He just disappeared without a word.
And he's not answering my calls.
-I'll try calling him again. -No need at all.
Don't call him again. He won't answer your calls.
What?
Let's do this. If I meet him,
I'll tell you to call me.
I mean, if I run into him, I'll tell him to call you.
-Sure? -Of course. Swear on god.
-Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law. -Quiet.
Sister-in-law!
Oh, God.
You?
Why are you sneaking in through the window, Mr. Tyagi?
Why are you coming from those doors Tripathi?
What do you mean?
I had some time off and thought I'd have lunch with you.
-So I brought lunch... -Lunch?
Oh, wow!
Come on, let's eat or it will get cold.
What are you standing and thinking? Come. I am famished.
Lunch is fine, but what were you doing outside the window?
Window?
Yeah.
Pigeons.
These bloody pigeons made a nest there,
and turned the ledge into a romantic spot.
But I took care of that once and for all.
I got rid of their nest.
I was trying to call you but your phone was unreachable.
-Where is it? -My phone.
Must be somewhere here.
We have intercoms. That gets the job done.
-Hello, Radheshyam, bring two plates. -Yes, sir.
-Sir, snacks too? -Why would I need snacks?
Can't you see my wife's brought lunch for me. And hurry up.
Hurry up, Tripathi, I'm famished.
Opening, Mr. Tyagi.
Chintu, in case you have too much money these days,
put your property on my name.
He left his mobile at the paan-shop downstairs.
I didn't leave it there. I must have forgotten.
You're so careless, Mr. Tyagi.
Oh, lunch?
Feed him, sister-in-law.
The guy's been slogging all day without eating a morsel.
You know, work is worship for him.
Yes, come come. Keep praising me.
You know what? Why don't you climb up, get rid of the plates and feed us too.
Can't you see we are trying to spend some quality time?
Go on.
Please eat.
-Chintu? -Yes?
You had climbed out the window to fix the broadband wire.
-Is it done? -What?
Do you need any help?
Broadband wire?
Broadband...
-Sister-in-law. -Yeah.
The nest was right here.
And this is the broadband wire
which we were trying to fix.
Enough with the acrobatics, brother Fahim. You'll fall.
He'll fall down.
No, he's used to this.
Yes, it's a habit.
-It's done. -Good.
-So where are you taking me for lunch? -The restaurant's just ahead.
Yes, speak.
Uncle's left some cash for the suit piece.
There's a Raymonds Shop in Z Square Mall. Please come and choose.
There is no need to choose. You can buy whatever you like.
You know that our choices are so alike, buddy.
Buddy?
-Fine, buddy, I'll choose one for you. -Who is it?
-Fahim. -But if you have time, then come here.
I will be at Z Square mall.
I want to speak with Fahim.
-Okay, bye. -Hey, Fahim,
Tapasya wants to say...
Hello? Fahim?
The call dropped. Call him after lunch.
-Where's your restaurant? -Just here
Not here. Take the next right, Shambhu.
-Right -Yes, right. Mummy..
-Mummy... -Whose mummy?
I just remembered a place that serves home-made food.
That's what I remembered.
-Take us there, Shambhu. -What is this?
-Shambhu, stop the car. -Why?
Because this place has got a food court and bowling alley.
So, we'll grab some lunch first and then go bowling.
Superb.
See Shambhu, she's turned into a true Kanpur-girl.
All thanks to you, sir.
Get down.
Come on.
Oh, this is Z Square!
-So? -So...
Fahim's mom ordered salad here last week.
She must have gone by now. Let's go.
No, she found a grasshopper in her food.
That must have flown too. We will eat...
You don't get it, Tapasya.
This mall doesn't offer good bowling. The pitch is damaged.
I'll take you to a mall where you can get bowling and batting.
Oh, god, Abhinav.
Sit inside. Move over.
Shambhu, let's go. Don't just stand there.
Listen, mister, wasn't there a Raymond's showroom here?
There was but it closed down long ago.
Why don't you try Mega Mall?
Thank you.
Now, this is what you call a mall.
The name is Mega and expensive by status.
Come on.
-Mister, show me some suit pieces. -Yes, madam.
Yeah, Fahim. Tell me, father.
Sorry, Tripathi.
Listen, I am completely confused between blue and grey.
They both don't seem right.
Buy any one you like, Tripathi.
In fact, buy a blue one. I wore grey at our wedding.
Have a ball.
And take lots of gifts. And also goodies with it.
-Where are you, Mr. Tyagi? -Me? Office.
Outside office, but in a restaurant, having lunch with Rizvi.
I'll call you later.
Here you go.
We're having a fun class in Mega Mall.
This was your problem, wasn't it?
-Sister-in-law. How are you? -All good, brother Fahim.
I'm trying Mr. Tyagi's number but he isn't picking up.
He isn't picking up. Of course, how will he
Mr. Sharma just dragged him to a meeting. Yes.
One can't get anything done around here without your husband.
If he continues like this,
then someday the government will name PWD after his name. Yeah.
If you keep supporting him like this, then, why not.
I'll tell him to call you once he's back.
Our most honest employee here
Abhinav Tyagi.
It's okay.
I'll be right back.
-Take a look at the quality of the cloth. -What now?
-Hello -Just choose which color.
Sorry for disturbing you.
But he doesn't have blue or grey which I like.
-What are you saying, madam? -Just buy black, Tripathi.
I look good in any colour, you know.
Madam I'll give you a discount.
Come. Your turn.
♪ You should bathe in cold water ♪
♪ Whether you know how to or not, One should sing ♪
So, Tripathi, what are you packing for?
Oh, no! Were we supposed to leave for Lucknow today?
Tripathi, today is the 10th.
We were supposed to leave on the 13th.
Yes, but I am leaving today.
This is also okay. She is your cousin sister, after all.
Everyone will be happy to see you there a day or two early.
The boss has been keeping me so busy lately, that I can't..
Is it an important project?
Yes, very.
The Tapan Singh one?
Yes, Tapan Singh. That one.
Never mind. Work comes first.
Come over if you finish on time. Otherwise, no problem.
My leave was approved, so I'm leaving early.
I'll try my best.
And anyway, I'm getting Delhi exposure on this project.
I am doing all this for you, Tripathi.
-See you. -I'll drop you.
I've made my arrangements.
I would't wait for you to drop me.
-Hello? -Yeah, hello.
Remember you said something about showing me around Delhi.
What? Are you serious?
When am I not serious with you?
Shall we leave tomorrow itself?
Done.
♪ You are a little crazy I am also a little crazy ♪
♪ There is little sorrow In happiness too ♪
♪ It's not necessary That everybody should be the same ♪
♪ Live carefree wherever you are ♪
♪ The paths that we have taken ♪
♪ I wonder where we will meet again ♪
♪ Your destination and my destination ♪
♪ Are now interlinked... ♪
This is my home.
It's very nice.
And that's my work.
That's very nice too.
So, I'll check into some hotel nearby.
Why?
-Do you have a problem here? -Not at all.
I mean, your society might have a problem with it.
This is my home and I don't have a problem.
But if you're uncomfortable, then you can check into a hotel room.
Me?
I am comfortable.
I am very comfortable.
Go get me some tea.
Guddi.
What are you doing on the terrace?
Come down and apply turmeric to Kanupriya.
I am getting married in your backyard, sister.
Pray that my marriage also turns out like yours.
Cheers.
You're amazing.
You grow on people like an addiction before they know it.
You too.
So, what will you have?
Are they your friends?
-Your friends? -He's my ex.
Rishabh.
We were together for four years.
One day, he suddenly proposed marriage.
And I said yes.
Maybe out of fear of losing him.
Dad was extremely happy.
He really liked him.
But everything was happening too fast.
I tried to be happy watching Rishabh's happiness every day.
But I maybe I wasn't ready for marriage.
But by then it was too late.
Dad's anger, Rishabh...
It seemed like he stopped understanding me anymore.
Should someone get married just because it's a good match,,
or because of the wedding preparations, or to save yourself from humiliation?
No maybe...,
And yet, 90% of people in the country get married for just these reasons.
Bunty finished college, get him married.
Sweety turned 18, let's get her married.
It's winter, let's get someone married.
Shall we go somewhere?
Where?
To meet Tapasya Singh.
Hi, AD.
This is Aditi, who sent me to Kanpur.
-I know. -Yeah, AD.
♪ My eyes look deeply drugged I have a fair complexion ♪
♪ Plus, I have a beautiful face The eyes are watchful ♪
♪ Girl, you are so coy Why do you feel shy? ♪
♪ You have killer eyes It's killing me ♪
♪ You are so intoxicating You are like a drug ♪
♪ Slowly, slowly, slowly ♪
♪There is a scene between you and me ♪
♪ On moonlit nights ♪
♪ With the hero ♪
♪ I will gaze at the sky for stars ♪
♪ With disco lights ♪
♪ I am excited ♪
♪ We will keep dancing till we sweat ♪
♪ Slowly, slowly, slowly ♪
♪ There is a scene between you and me ♪
-Say... -All hail, brother Doga.
♪ Your beauty is exceptional ♪
♪ It drives me crazy ♪
♪ Today your lover Will die in your trance ♪
♪ Tell me honestly Why won't I feel afraid? ♪
♪ Slowly, slowly, slowly ♪
♪ There is a scene between you and me ♪
Stop it. You've had enough.
Enough is when the alcohol starts spilling out of the glass.
The thing is... don't use my punch lines on me.
Stop behaving like a tragedy queen and tell me what's wrong.
I am stuck... in the biggest crisis of my married life.
My husband has become characterless.
Curses!
I was with you from matrix to graduation without commitment.
And he couldn't even tolerate three years of marriage.
You lectured me about the future.
Is your future sorted?
Maybe the fault... lies in me.
I can't see it.
I love you for everything you do.
And more for the things you don't.
Abhinav...
...how can someone love anyone else but you?
You're back, Tripathi?
How was it?
What's this?
You left with only one suitcase, and returned with three?
I just left the city for a few days...
...and you changed your world?
The trimmer slipped from my hand.
It happens sometimes.
So...
How's the project coming along?
It's going well.
What was the name?
Tapan Singh.
Tapan Singh or... Tapasya Singh?
Why Mr. Chintu? What for?
You could've just said, "We are done, Tripathi."
I would have left quietly.
Why did you have to make such a mess of it?
Who told you?
-I will explain -I wouldn't believe even God on this.
I trusted you.
Do you know what trust means?
Trust is that which if lost, takes away love along with it.
I saw you hold her hand and throw the ball down the alley.
I heard you lie.
Now, the trust is gone.
Tripathi, you're getting me wrong. I...
There's just one thing left to understand.
What was lacking?
What was my fault?
You didn't do anything wrong.
Nor have I done anything wrong.
I couldn't think straight.
And didn't know how to tell you that I was bored with life.
-I... -You were bored?
And what if I was bored?
I stay awake when you get fever.
I wash your dirty underwear and you got bored.
Is there thrill in your life now?
Then live with this thrill, forever.
Alone.
I am not taking anything that belongs to you.
If I took something by mistake,
I'll return it with the divorce papers.
Tripathi! Please.
Sister-in-law, are you coming from somewhere?
Are you leaving?
The broadband connection was loose, brother Fahim?
So I severed it once and for all.
Thank you.
Curses!
Let's go.
Stop posing, Uttam Kumar.
If that cab leaves today,
you'll be the next victim of India's growing divorce rate.
I don't understand, Fahim. What should I do?
What should you do?
Go, run, beg, and plead in front of my sister-in-law.
All I can do now is plead.
To Vedika, her father, my father.
I have become a serious sinner.
I am good for nothing now.
Maybe, I was never good for anything.
If I was... then from Neha to Vedika...
I've seen many idiots but you're a cut above, Chintu Tyagi.
Your wife's leaving you, and you're still moaning about Neha?
I am going to fix you today, once and for all.
You weren't the only one in her trap, everyone was.
I'll tell you why she left you.
Because she did it with me, that's why. Happy?
And after giving it to me, how could she pretend to love his best friend?
You bloody conniving...
-You call yourself my best friend? -Chintu.
-You ruined my life. -No.
All my life I lived with the complex that I am a loser.
Neha left me without a reason.
But you bloody double-crosser!
-I knew you wouldn't... -Shameless.
...be able to hear the truth.
Have you been testing my courage for the last 22 years?
She was giving it and you were taking it?
Someone is ringing the bell.
Timeout I think sister-in-law is back.
-Hi, Fahim. -Is Abhinav here?
Yeah. He's been waiting just for you.
Continue, you rascal.
Tapasya?
What are you doing here?
What should I do if you don't answer my calls all day?
Someone might see you.
This is my home? ?Why did you come here?
I came to meet Vedika.
-Vedika. -Why?
-Vedika! -But why?
To free you from this guilt.
What do you mean?
Look at your face.
Everything that is happening between us...
...what almost happened in Delhi,
is the result of your unnecessary guilt.
Does Vedika think about you when she's with her boyfriend?
No. Because she is happy with him.
You also have the right to be happy.
But you won't agree to it until Vedika doesn't say it.
You should believe me. I am a woman. She won't have a problem with saying this.
Okay? Vedika!
-Vedika! -Tapasya.
-Vedika!
This is all my fault. This is my doing.
Vedika... doesn't have a boyfriend.
I... lied to you.
You're lying to me now.
What are you scared of?
You think she will feel bad?
No, she won't. Trust me, okay? Vedika!
-Vedika! -I am not lying.
She doesn't have a boyfriend, Vedika.
I mean, Tapasya.
For God's sake, Abhinav.
If she doesn't feel embarrassed, then why are you?
What are you saying?
Okay, take a look at this.
He writes half page long poetry on Vedika's page.
Rakesh Yadav is a student of her class.
Rakesh Yadav exists?
Dare you laugh, Fahim Rizvi.
I'll tie a stone to your stomach drown you in river Ganga and hang myself.
Middle-class man.
Happiness in your own hands.
Along with Bahubali one, they want to enjoy Bahubali-2 as well.
You have turned your life into a film.
Hey! Where are you going?
I am your childhood friend. Can't I even laugh at your predicament?
Go ahead and laugh then.
In fact, don't keep it to yourself.
Broadcast this incident to the entire city on the radio.
Shut up.
So what if sister-in-law is not picking up her phone?
Let's leave for Lucknow tomorrow morning. I'll convince sister-in-law to come back.
You don't have to worry as long as this Hanuman is with Lord Ram
Are you sure?
I won't get into a mess?
Listen... Guddi's father...
Listen to me.
♪ I am floored by you, my sweetheart ♪
Got rid of your mustache?
I am very sorry for everything.
We are sorry, son.
Why are they sorry?
I had my doubts when she came alone for Kanupriya's wedding.
But who knew the situation will grow out of proportion.
It's not grown out of proportion, son. It's completely out of control.
All I can do is apologize.
-No son, we apologize. -Right, papa?
Is she taunting us?
Don't know.
You tell us what to do.
Greetings Mom and Dad.
Please find the heart to forgive me.
I am finally going to do what I should have done three years ago.
It took me time to realize that my happiness
doesn't lie with Chintu, that horrible guy, you chose for me.
But with Doga, who I chose.
I am leaving forever. Your daughter, Vedika.
Sister-in-law eloped with Doga?
Isn't Doga the guy who parked his bike on the road three years ago?
Not parked, son, he blocked the road.
You didn't come for Kanupriya's wedding.
-So? -He did.
But I swear, I didn't suspect anything at that point.
Do you have any idea about his feelings now?
Where can I find this Doga? What does he do?
Uncle was saying that he runs a small tour and travel business
I mean a small shop in Gomti Nagar.
-Let's go, Tyagi. -That's all I know, son.
She ran off with a bloody shopkeeper?
This is too much, buddy.
I went to pray but came back observing a fast.
I've heard of that. But here, a package for Haj is also in the deal.
I've heard about sisters and daughters eloping.
But you're the first man whose wife has eloped.
And I didn't expect this from sister-in-law.
What did you say, fool?
Lord Ram doesn't have to worry as long as he has Hanuman with him.
Now I am in a mess.
Don't blame it on me.
Didn't you hear what uncle said?
You didn't attend Kanupriya's wedding.
And should I remind you why you never went?
Give me the phone. You focus on driving.
Abhinav?
Greetings, uncle.
God bless you.
You didn't attend Kanupriya's wedding.
Yes, I didn't attend her wedding. What will you do?
-Ask for the address. -Yes, I'm asking.
Do you have the address of Durgesh Tour Company?
Doga's address? Yes, I do? Where are you planning to go?
To hell. Just send me the address.
Sense of humor.
What's it about?
-It's personal. -How personal?
Your Doga has eloped with his wife.
Have you lost your mind?
His wife must have eloped with him.
Doga never elopes with anyone's wife.
Never!
Your Doga is the incarnation of the great Lord Krishna himself.
I am just asking for his number so that my wife doesn't take advantage of him.
Why don't you call your wife?
Is Doga the Prime Minister?
Yes, what is it, Kaali?
Some guy called Abhinav has come to the office.
-Abhinav. -Yes.
He claims that his wife is with you.
-Yes, she is. So? -So nothing.
He's getting impatient to talk to his wife.
What do I pay you 15,000 every month for?
Crush his impatience.
As you wish brother Doga.
-Please leave. -Come on.
Come out. Out. Get out.
Leave me.
Is this the famed Lucknow hospitality?
-What is this? -Get out.
Let me show you our hospitality.
-Beat them. -You'll break a button.
-Will you get out of here? -What have we done?
You'll break a button.
I heard you came to Lucknow looking for some hospitality or such.
Sir, try to understand our situation.
What's your name, son?
Fahim Abdul Rizvi.
We can do an encounter. Then you can keep explaining.
Fine. Explain.
Explain.
My wife ran away.
-Ran away? By herself? -Yes.
How did you make her do it?
Make my wife run away too.
What are you saying, sir?
She is my wife.
I love her.
Your wife? Are you sure?
-I mean, what now? -What now?
Why don't you arrest that Doga?
His men attacked us first.
-Did she run away willingly? -Yes.
Then it's pretty clear. Adultery is not a crime anymore.
Haven't you read the Supreme Court's Instructions?
Look, I am letting you go with a warning because you don't belong to this city.
But if I catch you making a scene again anywhere in Lucknow city, you'll do time.
Now, leave. And Rizvi, you be extra careful.
Guddi... with Doga?
Father called me on a short notice.
Come in.
Sit.
Son...
Who is Rakesh Yadav?
Rakesh Yadav? Who told you? Thank you.
What is she doing here?
This nice girl told us everything.
I admit, I've always been very strict with you,
but that doesn't mean you shouldn't tell me about such a big situation.
Father...
I kept saying over and over again, have children.
-If only you two had children... -Please, mom!
Biscuits. Please have some.
-Tapasya, what are you doing? -Serving biscuits.
Why are you getting furious at me? I am just telling the truth.
I thought she will stay faithful to you all your life.
But who knew she would elope someday.
I heard the boy is just 19 years old.
-19 years old?. -Yes, 19 years old.
One moment, father. That's all wrong.
We're absolutely right, Chintu.
Her phone's switched off since morning. Why?
Because she finally has her freedom.
I've been trying to tell him that.
But he keeps defending her, father.
Please Tapasya, at least don't call him father.
Let her call us whatever she likes. You tell us where is our daughter-in-law?
-She is in Lucknow. -Lucknow?
Give me a couple of days and I'll set things straight.
And come with me, Tapasya.
Goodbye.
-Nice meeting you. -Enough goodbyes.
-Take care. -Let's go.
What were you doing?
Trying to bring some happiness in your life.
Abhinav, I am really sorry if you feel that I've crossed the line, but...
you were never going to tell your parents.
There is nothing to tell, Tapasya.
The only lie was what I told you.
I was confused.
If you really consider me a friend,
then come with me and tell Vedika's family that there's nothing between us.
But why should I lie?
Abhinav, It's been almost a month since something started between us.
Started? What started between us?
Listen, Abhinav, I really like you.
So just clear your head and then come talk to me. Okay?
I'm waiting. Goodnight.
Why is she wearing an Indian dress?
Pandey, who the hell is Doga?
Must be Rakesh Yadav's pet name.
Who is Rakesh Yadav?
And by the way, brother, Doga is his real name.
Unfortunately, he's been like an eclipse in Guddi's life for the last nine years.
Nine years?
You mean he's been in love with Vedika since he was 10 years old.
I thought he was in the coaching classes.
-Coaching class? -Yes.
But why would Doga go to a coaching class?
He can conduct a class for Lucknow city.
But Tapasya said that he studies in her coaching class.
Who is Tapasya?
She is an acquaintance of Abhinav's boss.
The poor girl is helping him out.
Is she the girl I saw with Abhinav, in the Innova?
Haven't you created enough trouble already?
When you see our children with other people in cars,
why don't you tell us then?
Unbelievable. At least Doga knows Vedika from before the wedding.
But their Abhinav has been roaming around with some Tapasya after the wedding.
Listen, sister, please mind your language.
It's not our son who ran away,
it's your daughter who eloped with Rakesh Yadav.
Who the hell is Rakesh Yadav?
I'm saying I saw Doga with Guddi in a jeep.
See? They can't even decide who their daughter has eloped with?
And they are pointing fingers at Chintu.
Mister, please control your wife. Or else...
Just because I am quiet doesn't mean she can say anything.
-Calm down, brother, calm down. -What calm down?
I am finding a solution to this problem.
You're to blame for this situation.
You arranged this marriage in spite of knowing?
You see the problem today, after 3 long years?
But their daughter has also eloped only after three years.
Your Chintu has also shown his true colours after three years.
To hell with Doga, and Tapasya.
Who the hell is Rakesh Yadav?
Leave him, please.
Hey, you!
-Rakesh Yadav? -Yes!
Aren't you the guy who drops madam here sometimes?
What do you mean he comes to drop her? He's her husband.
I see.
I want you to meet my father and a lady,
to tell them that you have no connection with Vedika madam.
Your will doesn't matter here.
I am Yadav. It's my choice what I want or don't want to say to someone.
Look, my wife, your madam...
ran off with someone else.
How could she run off with someone else?
-You bloody... -It's not our time.
Look son, if you know your limits, you'll profit.
Otherwise...
You look like a decent guy to me, so I am willing to help you.
But I won't go to anyone.
As far as finding madam is concerned,
please keep my card.
Stay in touch. Madam will be found.
Is it done?
Yes. They will just call the token number and hand you your passport.
Think again, Vedika.
What if he jumps from one of the PWD buildings after he finds out.
I didn't expect this from you, Doga.
You've known me for nine years.
Have I ever thought twice after making a decision?
I can vouch for the first six years.
But for the last three years, you've been a pretty faithful wife.
So I thought I should ask.
Faithful wives are out of fashion these days.
Bitches... are ruling the world.
Yes, Tyagi. Come.
Sit.
I am telling you from experience. Don't mind.
Look. There are some bastards...
who dump their wives and run away.
And some men are decent like you.
-Their wives leave them... -Sir.
Tyagi, you are a very decent and honest man.
Vedika may like someone else...
-Her ex-boyfriend... -Sir, who told you?
Who else will tell me?
The one who is supporting you in your joy and sorrow.
Can I let you in on something?
Our happiness...
...lies in our own hands. Got it? And if...
-I'd like to leave, sir. -Hey.
-Listen, Tyagi. -It's okay, sir.
Sir, madam didn't come along?
Thank God. Finally.
Come in.
What do you think of yourself?
Who gave you the right to comment on my wife's character to the entire city?
What do you think?
You can get closer to me by proving that Vedika's in the wrong?
You can have a relationship with me?
Understand this very clearly.
Even if Vedika leaves me forever, no one can take her place.
She is my wife.
How about some coffee?
Did you eat?
I want an answer, Tapasya.
What are you so furious about?
I haven't said anything that I haven't heard from you.
You gave me the right to comment on your wife's character.
You only told me that she has a boyfriend.
I am only doing what you expect from me.
I just don't understand,
why someone who I met as an unhappy man,
why is he choosing to stay unhappy,
when his happiness is standing right in front of him?
Coffee?
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Sir, if we could avoid going to court..
Unfortunately, your friend has done this nonsense in my area.
We will have to take you to the court. I will come personally to take you.
It's a matter between husband and wife.
Why are you taking the trouble?
Look, had it been a husband's issue, I would have left it to you.
But your friend has become a lover. And lovers, they are capable of anything.
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♪ Without you ♪
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Mr. Chintu!
Poor soul is fast asleep.
Chintu!
Open the door fast.
Why isn't your phone charged?
I ran into him in the morning. Tell him.
I found out from my sources that my madam
has a flight in three hours.
Lucknow to Delhi, Delhi to Canada.
-Forever. -Forever?
Give me your phone.
-Yes, son. -Father, where are you?
We're on our way to Bithoor to pray for you.
-Bithoor? Give the phone to father-in-law. -Speak here.
-Yes, son. -Yes, hello.
Did Vedika bring her passport to Lucknow?
Her passport must be in Kanpur?
A mother who doesn't know where her daughter's passport is?
A husband who doesn't know it either?
One minute. Give me the phone.
Abhinav, son, we have no idea about the passport, but what happened?
There is no time to explain right now, uncle.
You guys reach Lucknow airport, I'll meet you there.
Let's go, Rizvi.
Shall we go, lover boy?
We shouldn't be late for court work.
And we still need two hours to reach Lucknow.
Let's go. What are you waiting for?
Catch him.
Move.
Why are you guys trying to be Olympic runners?
Start the car.
Chintu here.
-Come fast. -Shift behind, I'll ride.
-Did you fill petrol? -Yes.
How far is the Niagara Falls from Toronto?
Around an hour or so.
You can see it every day.
-There goes Abhinav. -Where did he go?
Son-in-law.
Who's the third guy seated behind?
Who is the third guy?
-I won't spare you. -Are the police after him?
Police?
Great. Chintu's being chased by the police.
Overtake from the left.
First, he left our daughter, and now he's leaving the country.
Hurry up, Pandey!
I can't go any faster.
Grab this.
I'll park it.
Let them talk just once.
Tripathi!
Give me one chance to talk.
I love you.
Maybe the fault is in me
Then you tell me what should I do?
You're the priest, Vedika.
And you want to hear the Mahabharata from me?
The person you're facing right now, is not your husband, but your opponent.
Put your brain to work and think of all the cards you have.
Help me win the bet, I'll come in handy some day.
Raise your bow and fire all the arrows together.
I am Vedika. Mrs. Tyagi.
Imagine, he said I'm having an affair.
Mr. Tyagi is unbelievable.
And did he ever make a move on you?
Not physically, he didn't.
And I guess, what he did to my heart doesn't even matter.
Why doesn't it matter, Tapasya?
I don't understand.
If you look at history,
you'll see that if we women decide, we can bring about a world war.
I'm going to punish him old-school style.
You can think of something innovative.
I've left.
Superb. I am about to reach.
-What are you doing here? -I came to meet Vedika.
My happiness lies with Doga who was my choice.
Sister-in-law ran away with Doga?
Who is Rakesh Yadav?
Who told you?
Thank you. What is she doing here?
Madam has a flight in three hours.
For good.
Every day your wife is told by all men about how desirable she is.
But she never crossed the line, just to protect your honor.
In the past few days, I saw you pine for Vedika's reputation.
So, the next time someone tells you that you're nice and desirable,
do not cross the line for Vedika's honor.
And yes.
I wanted to slap you.
But then I thought... you never got physical with me.
So why should I?
I'll send you the bill for my shop that you vandalized.
And yes,
in the game between husband, wife and the third person,
the third person is the name of the gap
that the husband and wife allow to come between them.
Don't lose connection, and always be honest to each other.
The Lord will take care of the rest.
It takes two minutes to break a marriage, Mr. Tyagi.
Marriage is no longer a compromise.
And nowadays women have more options compared to men.
I was never looking for your replacement, Tripathi.
I was trying to fill something that was missing in our relationship through fun.
And in doing so, I wronged you...
...and you too.
I have always been honest in my life.
Never imagined I'd have to pay so dearly... for one lie.
If you ever get praised for your smile again...
...stop and think.
Think of the reason this smile's on your face.
I told you that in Uttar Pradesh, you find answers to all your questions.
So, this is the journey of how a guy turned from a husband
to lover Chintu Tyagi.
But even a lover... is a guy after all.
Right?
Come in.
Keep the file on the table and crank up the fan's speed.
And where's the fragrance coming from?
From here.
Neha Khanna.
Neha?
The plot allotment department...
I have quit that department.
Fahim Rizvi is in the next cabin.
-You can go there -Oh, okay.
Can I take my hand or are you planning to come along?
-No. -Thought so.
Weirdo.
Ms. Neha?
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