Hi.
We get it, Deven.
You are quite rich.
Always a pleasure, Samara.
By the way, I can't wait for another double date with you.
-The things we do for love. -Yes.
It's fine in a way.
If Kritika meets a follower,
they'll think you're 'M'.
Yeah.
What are they selling today?
Detergent powder or adult diapers?
It's part of their job, Deven.
Show some respect.
Hey, did I sound rude?
I was Kritika's 10th follower, and I've known her ever since.
I know the difference between genuine and sell-out content.
So, why don't you give them this feedback?
Look, they are coming here.
My therapist told me,
to be right is not important in a relationship,
rather it's important to be understanding and supportive,
and in this relationship, I am.
What's up, guys!
You know, this was the third paid campaign of this week.
I swear, if Mom had cataracts,
the surgery would have turned into a full-on Bollywood moment.
Right?
Good one.
Guys, it's funny!
Sis, I'm glad you met Manav.
Else, what would have happened to me?
I know.
It's good.
And me?
Hey!
At least consider your age, you guys.
He didn't go to work today?
Kittu didn't go to college either.
You already know about Manav's CA job.
Monday to Friday is just for show.
When he gets some time,
that's when Kittu makes videos with him.
Her professors are approaching me now,
saying she gets proxies from her friends.
Exams are around the corner.
The degree is important too.
Gravy and noodles should be served separately, honestly.
American chop suey is the low point of Indian Chinese.
Crisp.
Tangy.
A bit sweet.
No, actually, it's the high point of Indian Chinese.
Guys, you are offline, right?
So, why are you performing now?
It's our OG vibe, bro.
We and our 150k followers absolutely love it!
Is it?
Chilli.
What if I had spat in this?
Manav...
Kritika?
I don't believe this!
It's you, right? I'm your big fan.
Your videos are amazing.
Thank you.
Are you 'M'?
Who? Me?
No, bro! I just landed from Canada.
I'm also asking, who is 'M'?
Really, I thought we were friends, Kritika.
Ma'am, when will you reveal 'M'?
We're having dinner right now.
Some space, please?
If you want to take a photo, we'll step aside. Sorry.
Bro...
Bro, let her also enjoy some attention.
She deserves it, man!
She already gets it online.
She is always busy.
And now, whatever little time we're getting…
That should be mine at least.
Look, bro, the thing is, everyone's work is different.
Like you build buildings,
and if someone came to you and said,
"Bro, you used amazing lintels
or rods in this building." Would you feel good?
Would you be excited?
Or not?
Hello, Kiran.
I'm sending you the location, you all come here.
Yeah, we'll discuss the elevation plan of that Mohali plot here.
Okay.
So sorry, guys.
Actually, this is the first time I've met someone
who's more obsessed with selfies than me.
Is everything fine here?
Yes! Actually,
Deven was telling me how much he likes your sense of humour.
Aw. So sweet.
If this weren't a public space,
I'd tell you how...
You know what I mean.
Is that what you meant?
That's why there are so many reality shows in this country.
Everyone craves voyeurism.
There's no sound at all here.
Can it really happen in such silence?
Hey!
They're discussing something important.
I was only curious.
Is it? And why?
Aren't you running late now, aunt?
Nikhil isn't here yet to pick me.
Can I tell you something?
-Yes. -Sure?
-Yes. -For sure, right?
Yes, go on.
Doesn't Deven seem a little toxic for Kritika?
We should talk to Kritika.
Now, who's acting like an aunt?
Tejal, that's sexist and...
Yes, I agree, Manav.
Just 2 minutes.
-Is he here? -Yes.
By the way, Kritika is smart enough.
You both should focus on yourselves.
Anyway, you guys have limited time together.
I think Kritika is being naive in love.
It's a bit of a cliche.
I think we're being a little unfair to Deven.
I mean, not everyone can be as evolved as me.
Trust me.
So, should we focus on us now?
Good night, guys. Bye.
Bye.
Yes, bye.
Okay, Manav. I'll meet you tomorrow.
And please, come up with a good idea...
Okay, bye.
Deven!
Did you see that?
Isn't there something off about him?
Focus on us.
Manav, now you're really overthinking this.
Okay, okay. Fine. I won't overthink.
Okay. Okay, babe. Love you. Bye!
Okay, love you too. Bye.
Kritika has gone insane in Deven's love!
But I can see Deven's behaviour.
If I'm Kritika's best friend,
then I'll think about her, won't I?
Who else will?
-Want some ice cream? -No!
Actually, yes. I'll have some.
-Is it cold? -Vanilla or chocolate?
Anything.
-No clarity here too? -What do you mean?
I mean, who do you want?
Who do I want?
I mean, what do you want?
Here you go.
Manav, listen, let's meet at Akshat's place quickly.
There's a new collab opportunity.
It's a moisturizer.
Deliverable for a video.
Thoughts? How will we integrate this?
Look, I'll speak the truth, not a single lie.
Don't try to teach me.
Did you feel something?
It's soft, isn't it?
Listen, should we drink cold water
or room-temperature water? Let's debate on this topic,
simultaneously we'll talk about the hydration quality of the product.
One million!
-On our video? -Yes.
Kittu, pass me the drum.
-Kittu! -Yeah?
Give me the drum.
Come on, mom.
People with 250k followers don't do these things.
Please ask someone else to do it.
One slap,
and you'll hear it 250 times.
Hand it over.
Mom, you're too much.
-Be careful. -Yes.
Put down the phone and study for your exams.
Mom, chill.
The content calendar is already made.
There will only be studying before the exams. I promise.
And yes, starting now, I'm not going to call you 'Mummy' or such.
It's very middle class.
I'll call you Mom.
Your mother is also middle class.
Get her changed too.
That's not an option let alone a chance.
But yeah, I've already made a list
of all the things to be changed in this house,
Fridge, washing machine, TV,
dining table. Everything!
Let just money flow in now.
The video is a banger,
Yes.
But if Manav's face were in it,
the brands would've paid us more.
His face isn't even visible.
This guy's hunger never runs out.
Goalkeeper in football,
always content with cheap stuff.
That's why he agreed to 30 percent.
30 percent?
Why 30 percent?
But we had agreed on 50-50, right?
It was supposed to be 50-50.
I told him that.
But why, Manav?
You're working too,
-so it should be 50-50. -Look…
It's your account.
No, it's not mine, it's our account.
You're in front of the camera too.
Most of the ideas are yours as well.
-It's totally fair. -I want to butt in.
10 percent is still mine. 10 percent.
But once Manav joins,
50-50.
Not 30, 50-50.
-It's great, right? Yes. -Chill, dude.
Sorry, guys.
One more time.
Hey, it's not looking nice.
Now you two look like soulmates.
Did you get the shot?
Yeah, see, this is what I'm talking about.
-Akshat, are you done? -No, wait.
Fine.
Cut.
Rewind it once.
Please, please.
Such a lovely face, I don't know why he's hiding it from the world.
He doesn't just get it, this is the best option for him.
Even you're hiding from the world.
This is the best possible option for you too.
Don't taunt me with that sexy voice of yours.
I've been playing with wordplay since childhood.
I'm already stressed enough about his exam results.
He's saying that if he clears it, he'll move to Gurgaon.
Before that, we need to tempt him somehow
to take content creation seriously.
It would be great if he clears his CA exams.
What do you mean?
Because...
Sometimes, when people go far away, they realize who it is
that they should always keep close.
Because we often fail to understand
the importance of those who are close to them.
Anyway, I'll just pray
that he clears his exams.
Just remind me again,
are you my friend or my foe?
I know what you mean to me.
But you can't decide
what I am to you.
How many more times will you revise, Manav?
Seriously, one month!
We won't meet for a month to create videos?
This is my CA final! CA final.
Look at this.
And we've already created content for a month.
So, what's the problem?
It's not about the content.
Then?
I enjoy making videos with you,
arguing with you,
agreeing to disagree.
In short, bothering you.
I'll miss you.
Yuck.
What's this "miss you" thing now?
I'm not going to war.
Besides...
Don't get so emotional.
Useless.
You should study a bit as well.
Your exams are starting next week.
What if you fail? What will you do?
I'm not afraid of failing.
Because your parents are successful, right?
I wouldn't call them successful.
It's just a bookshop.
Yeah, but they built that from nothing.
Unlike my father,
he lost everything he had.
That's the last thing I want for myself.
To waste opportunities like he did.
No.
Don't get me emotional now.
I won't come to bother you anymore.
Think about it, okay?
With the CA finals and Samara, I won't have a moment to myself.
So please, don't distract me in any way.
I swear on Mother Earth.
Mother Earth?
Alright then.
See you later.
Won't you even hug me?
I'll also miss you a little.
A little only, okay?
Come on.
See you.
You're not even going to walk me to the door?
Have you forgotten the way out?
What if I come back?
You swore on Mother Earth.
Okay.
Bye.
By the way, after exams, your business
must slow down quite a bit, right?
Sis, you should put on some concealer.
If your family sees you on a video call,
they'll start discussing my financial matters all the way from Shimla.
I must've forgotten after my bath.
By the way, I wanted to
thank you.
I have something to say, too.
Sorry.
I've been so caught up, you know.
With the whole month's content and then exams…
I haven't had time for you.
But you're my real sister, aren't you?
Yes, I am indeed.
But… If it weren't for you,
how would I have met my boyfriend?
Online, through some dating app.
-Ugh! -What "ugh"?
-Yes, Akshat. -Will you go to Maldives?
Yes? Huh?
-Fuck! -Exactly!
What's wrong?
Manav, I'm so sorry. I know I swore on Mother Earth
that I wouldn't bother you, but...
Earth is anyway dying. Climate change is real, bro!
It's raining anywhere, and even Dubai is flooding.
So...
Manav!
Okay. Manav?
Man... Oh, wow!
Bro, you're better off behind the camera.
Unlike you two, I'm not free.
Tejal has exams, and I need to revise too.
Now stop annoying me.
Hi, guys!
Oh, hi!
Manav, are you studying, or...
Sex education?
Sorry, that was an obvious joke. I just said it.
I mean, it was a common joke.
Samara?
I don't mean to sound sexist...
Can't you do a bit of cleaning yourself? No?
I don't take a cut of 8 percent from Manav's earnings.
10!
10 percent.
That's a bit much, isn't it?
Sorry, continue guys.
Manav, listen.
-Manav... -Whatever proposal you've got
please, please, my answer is no.
Just hear me out first.
-What? -Listen up.
-You don't have to do anything. -What anything?
I'll take care of the documents, the rest is all free.
Oh... Okay.
Maldives.
Three nights.
Stay free, flight tickets free, sea-plane, free!
And they're offering one lakh.
Can you beat that?
And the best part, it's two weeks before your exams.
Do you understand?
Such a luxurious environment to study.
Wow! Flip a page…
Ocean. Flip a page, sea plane.
-Flip a page... You get my point? -Is the stay and everything else free?
-Everything free. -Yes.
-And they are paying. -Indeed.
No way.
Hey, it's true.
Show him the mail, show it.
Don't you trust us?
Look. Here.
Maldives. Manav?
Cool.
-Really? -Obviously.
I mean, I can study there too.
It's Maldives.
You don't get opportunities like this every time, do you?
And someone is paying us to come!
That's exactly what I was trying to explain to you.
Such a big opportunity, such a massive chance, shouldn't be missed.
Just think, Maldives!
Beautiful place. Beautiful water.
The beautiful pictures we'll take there,
our timeline will look so stunning.
And my first international flight!
Manav, email me your documents, I'll get the passport done.
-Very good. -Money, money, money.
Okay, bye.
Let's not waste any more time. You study hard
and become Warren Buffet.
Bye, bye, bye!
-Bye. -Bye.
Samar...
Bro...
-Isn't it beautiful? -Yes.
Once I'm there, I'll be in full Deepika, Alia, and Ananya mode.
I'll send you lots of pictures,
and you make sure to share them in all the family groups.
We'll make those cunning relatives burn with envy.
No one is going anywhere!
Kittu, when were your final exam results were to be declared?
Shit… it was today.
-This afternoon... -Did you check?
No.
But I must have passed, Dad. Don't stress.
You've failed!
What!
Miss Sunita, your beloved daughter has failed.
I'm sure you know.
Because you always know everything.
She'll have to repeat the whole year!
Take a break from your online job!