That evening.
You know,
sometimes life takes a turn
when you don't feel like going forward.
You just feel, you want to live in this moment.
Just be in it.
The first date of my life.
But we both didn't know it was our first date.
Maybe that's why Sanjh's hair and my fate both were untied.
Now whether I was intoxicated or not,
I felt for the first time that maybe
she wasn't so out of my league.
-Ah! -Hey, you really are a virgin, man.
Wait. Watch me, okay?
First take the salt.
Hmm. Salt.
Then the shot.
Hmm.
This peg
is for people like us.
To nerds all over the world.
-Cheers. -Salt.
-Hmm. -Cheers.
-Woah. Let's take a selfie, come on. -Hmm.
Sanjh.
If there wouldn't be alcohol in this picture,
and you wouldn't be wearing a cut-sleeve dress
you would exactly look like my mom's kitchen.
-Huh? -Yes. Even she
used to make legumes dessert.
With quality ingredients.
I miss her dessert,
her, her okra.
Akshat. Wait.
What happened?
What happened? Are there many toxic men in your life?
Yes.
The sex is so amazing, that too with you.
I don't get it.
I am not so toxic.
I feed the cows every Tuesdays.
Tell me one thing,
what would your wife's main role be after the marriage?
There would be multiple but main role is to handle the house.
Cooking, cleaning..
And if a woman is attracted to another woman?
Naughty America.
You do one thing, get dressed and leave.
What did I say so wrong?
You are not drunk at all.
You are a pro drunkard.
I...
Kind of. Actually, to avoid the people at the parties
I usually spent my time at the bar.
If my mother finds out that I touched alcohol, she...
She would slap you hard and make you sober.
You've told me at least four times.
By the way,
after a long time, I had a really nice time.
Even I enjoyed a lot.
You are not the way people talk about you.
Really? Am I even worse than that?
Why are you pulling my leg?
You are different.
Okay, my car is here. Come, I'll drop you.
Your broad car can't fit into my narrow alley.
We might have to go a long way.
It would be very late. I need to go back and study.
You go, I'll take an auto.
-You leave. -But you won't find an auto so late.
-And it's raining. Come, I'll drop you. -No.
It's not my first time going home.
You take care. I'll see you. Bye. Good night.
-Okay. -Bye.
I forgot your jacket.
Bye. Good night. Take care.
-You too. -Yes.
-Auto. Yes, I'll go. -Careful.
Don't worry, Mrs Chadda.
Dr Khatri is a fantastic urologist.
You will also have Dr Sandeep,
Dr Chetna, plus our interns at your constant beck and call.
Hi. Hi.
Miss Ananda, this was not needed.
This hospital is like my house.
It's our duty to take care of you.
We're so grateful to you for our cancer ward.
Come on. It's...
You get comfortable. Whenever you are ready,
Dr Khatri and team will come and take your history.
Sure. Sure.
Look, does this filter look nice?
No. Try something else.
Is it too hot?
No.
Sanjh, you must know
why do people get toxic?
Why?
Don't ask me the reason, give me the answer.
Toxic...
People can be toxic in many ways, like,
some people are aggressive, some are manipulative,
some are misogynist, some
are racists or sexist.
You gave me a long list
which of the "ist" am I?
What do you think?
Men should go out and earn
and women should sit home and handle the house?
Yes. That's the tradition.
This happens everywhere.
Then you are a sexist.
So I was saying, there's less sugar.
-You want more? -No, it's fine now.
Come on, Dr Sandeep has assigned our duties with Dr Ansh.
-Me? Yours or mine? -Read it.
Bye, friends.
Abnormal discharge means...
Some yellowish substance was excreting.
Any burning sensation or pain?
It was burning while passing the urine.
Mr Chadda, when was the last time you had sexual intercourse?
When was the last time you had sex, sir?
Around seven to eight months back.
Seven to eight months back, cool.
And Miss Chadda, do you have any specific problem? Any itching?
Any abnormal discharge in your private parts?
-No. -You will have to be specific.
-Nothing at all? -Yeah.
Any unusual sexual activity?
Mr Chadda, the doctor is asking you if you had any group sex,
or sex with any foreign bodies,
I mean, toys or machine that you used.
No.
-And how do you know, sir? -No.
No.
No, sir.
We'll get at least 20k views.
I've been waiting for the last 20 minutes.
-So sorry, there was a procedure... -For you,
I can wait 20 hours as well.
Hello, I'm Dr Ruchi and he is Dr Pulkit.
How are you feeling now?
I am feeling good.
I feel good since you're here.
You are looking pretty.
Thank you. This one.
Umm, do you feel like throwing up or dizzy?
Yes, my body
feels warm.
Just touch and see.
You are fine. Did you eat anything since the morning?
Actually,
I have no one to take care of me.
So I had three bananas since the morning.
Do you like bananas?
Hey, behave like a patient.
-Hey. -Leave my hand.
-I'm a doctor. -Pulkit.
-One second. One minute. -What's going on?
Listen, I'm doing a VDRL and RPR test to be on the safe side.
Okay.
Last night I had a little too much.
I mean for me, not you.
I didn't imagine Sanjh Arora can dance on an item number.
Even I didn't imagine
that I remind you of your mother.
That's great.
Someone got a gift on Dr Sandeep's birthday.
Sorry?
Did you just say it was a date?
No, no, gift.
This is Chadda's urine sample. Check for every venereal disease.
And how are you?
Nothing.
Is everything okay?
Tell me one thing,
when I ask my mom to start a sweet business, she reprimands me.
When I ask my sister to finish her education
instead of being on a matrimony site, she abuses me.
When women like to handle the house, what can I do?
What's there to do? Women will do what they like.
Right.
Look, Rishi, your question is right
but we'll have a long session on this but until then
you Google internalised misogyny.
Very good. She's good. I'll do it.
Yes, you do it, we'll be back.
There is an old lore saying,
Love is blind. Maybe that's why
I couldn't see the problems in my friends' lives.
Pulkit, are you crazy?
Why did you grab that patient's collar?
Don't you like this job?
If the patient is misbehaving,
who checks if he has a fever?
-You are not a thermometer. -I was doing my job.
Look, I am not defending that moron
but what do you want? I should leave the room every time when someone flirts?
I won't find any job.
And frankly speaking, I could've dealt it on my level.
That's good. Keep tolerating it.
That's why such men think women will tolerate everything.
Really? It's our fault that men tease us?
You tolerate it. That's your fault.
How many collars will you grab?
Tell me.
They throw acid like colours when women reject.
So you don't try to mansplain me.
-I will thrash you. -Do it.
Do it.
Pulkit Punia,
I can handle my own matters.
Sanjh.
What are you doing alone here?
At least I can study here in peace.
Or else they give useless tasks to interns.
What happened to you?
Sister.
Men are the worst thing to happen to the world.
-The worst. -Why don't girls listen?
Sanjh listens attentively.
And she remembers as well.
You are lucky that you are single.
True.
But...
I think I was on a date last night.
Why are you playing the Sanjh music on loop?
-Man was on a date last night. -Really?
No, it wasn't a date.
When did I say it was a date?
-When did it happen? -Nothing, we just talked.
By the way, Akshat is lucky
you're a branded piece, not from Sarojini types
you are a branded piece from Ambience Mall.
Come on.
In fact, you and Pulkit look so cute together.
I know you are irritated right now, but
some space might help.
Get sir's history again.
Sure.
Mr Chadda,
when was the last time you had sexual intercourse?
Day before yesterday.
How many number of sexual partners have you had this year?
-Four, including my wife. -Okay.
And any foreign objects
any group sex, anything out of the ordinary?
-If you could remember. -Foreign object?
Not on myself but on my partner.
Mr Chadda, you need to inform your sexual partners
-in case... -We'll handle that.
This information should not leave this room.
And sir, your wife?
If she asks anything or if she has any health problem?
Then lie to her.
Lie.
Sanjh, focus on the medical history, please.
-Yes, sir. -Let's go.
How did you get hurt?
That low-life, piece of shit,
that moron, bloody motherf...
It's a hospital. You're a doctor. Mind your language.
You sit with Pulkit, I'll go sit somewhere else.
I don't want to maintain distance.
Why would I ask Sanjh out on a date?
Are these doctors or fraudsters?
One of them will be suspended today.