Bird flies, pigeon flies,
donkey flies.
Amazing. People sometimes find freedom in captivity.
Umm, by the way,
those days when I was lost in Sanjh's thoughts,
I felt like I am free of all my problems.
Maybe that's why
I didn't want to find out what she thinks about me.
Akshat.
Give it to me this time. You go to sleep. You seem tired.
Or else sit here for a while.
I'm not feeling sleepy.
You've come to become a doctor so why are you being a hero?
Go to sleep.
I will go to the hostel, it will take an hour to sleep.
Then I could sleep for 3 hours.
It's better I'll go and have coffee.
-What he meant was... -Hmm?
I won't go and have coffee.
I want to have coffee with you, Sanjh.
Do you get it? Reading between the lines.
Look, sis, there's only one line which you are crossing repeatedly.
And that's logic.
-Tell me one thing. -Hmm?
If Pulkit asks you to wait after 36 hours of shift,
will you wait?
Depends what we're waiting for.
The point is he stood back.
Just general topics.
EMI payment, Ananda's scholarship.
Mom says this and that but...
But you know what? All I could hear was,
I really like you, Sanjh.
Aww.
He is thinking of his mother and you think he is falling for you?
A lot of men tend to fall for women who remind them of their mothers.
-Oedipus complex. -No.
You get trapped in these complexes.
I'm going to see Dr Khanna.
Just pray I don't kill the dead again.
Uncle, you are on three antibiotics a day.
Don't even think about alcohol.
I won't think, son. But alcohol will miss me.
How are you, Brother Akshat?
Hey, Anirban, is everything fine?
Yes, everything is fine.
You don't come to play cricket nowadays?
You've come here to ask me this?
No. I...
Brother...
I wanted a medical certificate.
Meaning?
You... Are you crazy?
What are you saying? You're asking me to sin.
Give me one, brother.
-I have a low attendance. -Tell me the truth.
Isn't it about a girl?
Man, change yourself.
If you get involved with a girl, your career will be doomed.
Akshat, I have spiced okra for lunch.
That's your favourite, right? Do you want to join?
My favourite okra?
-Okay, you carry on, I'll join you. -Okay.
-Nice. -Which girl is this?
Stuti.
I like her since the 8th class.
But she is of your type.
-Honest? -No, a nerd.
And you know about me.
I barely get passed.
If I fail,
Stuti won't talk to me.
So you want a certificate to study?
No, no, for bunking.
Brother, look, I will bunk the class and study.
If I've a certificate, there won't be an attendance problem.
Then I'll get good marks by studying
-then Stuti will get impressed... -You will have a good future,
mom and dad will be proud. Can't you think of these things?
Yes. That too.
But brother, you know
mom is so worried about my marks.
And you are my only brother
whom I can tell something, I can express my feelings.
So brother, please, get it done.
Only this time, brother, please.
-Make it, please. -Okay, stop the dramatics.
-Come, I'll make one. -Thank you.
Good morning, sir.
Welcome, Ruchi.
Where is your partner in crime?
Sir, it's only me today, and there won't be any problem.
I won't let it happen. Hussain.
Yes, sir.
This is Hussain, an R2.
And a Picasso when it comes to forceps and scalpels.
She will do it and you will oversee her.
-Okay? -Sure, sir.
Thank you.
-Umm... -Check the plain.
You can start the incision from here.
Like this?
Brother, I say you must take 500-1000 for every certificate.
Not from me.
From someone else.
You are making me do unwarranted work
and you're asking me to accept a bribe?
Keep it away.
I am not doing this for you, I'm doing it for your mother.
She comes here every alternate week to take medicines from me.
I'm already upset that I couldn't tutor you.
I'm giving this to you this time, focus on studying.
Thank you, brother.
Your okra must be waiting.
-You go before someone comes. -Thank you.
Incisions are clean.
No lacerations or punctures.
Organs are fine too.
Good job.
Thank you so much, sir. Thank you.
Hussain was very helpful, sir.
Your career depends on the kind of people you surround yourself with.
So choose your company carefully.
Thank you, sir. I'll just change.
Move.
BG.
-What happened? -BG, today was amazing.
Lungs, liver and intestine,
I took all the dirt out
and without any damage.
Damn you. I was going to have my breakfast.
Hold this.
-What is this? -Pickle.
My Varun likes it.
I make it in ample amount and send it to him.
Not now, BG.
You've made it so I'm damn sure it must be awesome.
Make some for me too.
-Yes! -Shh.
Not bad for the first time.
Thank you, sir.
Hello, guys. Today was amazing.
My life's first anaesthesia without any mistakes.
And here's our head nurse, Bimla Gulati.
Who we call BG with love.
You know, BG.
BG. Where is uncle?
You monkey, tell me this.
Why isn't my Bluetooth not working?
BG, I will do such petty things later.
Now your monkey has just given an anaesthesia to someone.
He is sleeping well. I was amazing.
I've heard your Ruchi did well
in the forensic.
You both work separately. You both do well.
When the love mist mildly touches one cheek,
the other one gets a hard slap of reality.
Maybe that was the lesson we all were getting.
Mom, why would you argue with Mr Awasthi?
I'll give you the rent.
Yes, I'll repair the roof as well. Don't worry.
I'm getting the stipend today.
I'll handle everything.
Okay, Mom, bye.
Alright, greetings.
Here.
One strong stress buster, and get rid of your sleep for Dr Akshat.
What? Why are you smiling like a do-do?
Someone has brought coffee for me for the first time.
That too with so much love.
Not with love, I just got it.
Okay, I understood, Dr Sanjh Arora.
Stop full-naming me. Nepo is fine.
Listen,
-I was saying... -The coffee isn't good.
You need more sugar. Of course, you do. See.
-That's it? -Yes, enough.
Umm, Akshat...
Actually, I was thinking...
Oh, God.
Again?
What happened? All okay?
The stipend is delayed again.
Now who will tell them
the bank officials deduct the EMI on the first day of every month.
There's a leakage in the room. I need to bear the expense.
Next month, there's a function at an aunt's place,
it will be another expense. How will I manage?
Listen.
If there's a problem, I can help.
Sanjh, I can help myself.
No. Of course, I didn't mean that.
Whatever you meant, I can manage.
Yeah. Umm...
Okay, I'll just check on...
-I'll come. -Hmm.
-Hello. -Look at 3 o'clock.
No, no, 6. Yeah, that's fine.
It seems like you've become a reputed doctor.
Someone has come looking for you.
He is mentioning some Anirban. Who is that?
-To hell with Anirban. -Moron.
Look, I made a mistake.
And what you are saying is illegal.
So I can't do that. So, leave before someone comes.
It is illegal to suck blood for 22 hours a day.
But that mosquito sucks blood.
Do you need a prescription for a mosquito net?
Mosquito Manish. He is my boss.
I need a leave for the Manali trip.
Please.
He has made my life miserable.
Brother, I told you I can't do it. Rishi, ask them to leave.
We're doctors. We don't do illegal work.
-Yes. We have some principles, - Laws. -Rules.
-How many? -1000 bucks per prescription.
Yeah. What?
What happened?
-Are you crazy? -It's a good business deal.
There's always a cash shortage.
Don't be so humble.
You're saying no to Goddess Lakshmi? What is this?
Brother, this doesn't work. Someone might later
ask to kill someone for money.
Listen to me calmly. Look at his face.
His mental health has already been murdered.
Help the helpless.
Try to understand. Breathe. Baby, calm down.
Take a deep breath.
-Are you ready? No problem. -No.
-Rishi, man. -Yes.
Pay 1000 cash up front.
For two.
The job will be done. Get lost.
Is there a couple discount?
Do you think it's Friday night clubbing?
Cash? I don't have cash.
No problem. Digital India.
To hell with internship. I say, let's do this our entire lives.
So you're saying you need a medical certificate
saying, your wife's mental health is unstable
so that you can file a fraud case against her?
Oh, the doctor has repeated word-to-word.
You must have secured good scores in exams.
-Huh? -Uncle.
You're making us do illegal work and showing sarcasm? Get lost.
Next. It was one such decision which I shouldn't have made.
All I needed was to seek help from someone close to me.
But the middle-class self-respect had taught me such a lesson
that seeking help would've made me feel ashamed.
Ma'am, ma'am, where is the supply room?
What work do you have in supply room?
Don't you know?
Where is the supply room?
Okay, tell me,
nobody saw you coming, right?
You're talking like you are selling drugs.
Okay, okay.
Virgin?
What the fuck?
-Are you virgin? -Shut up, man.
-Sanjh, it's not what you think. -Oh, really?
-Yes. He is a friend from my hometown. -A friend.
How many times have I told you,
if he doesn't pick up the call, call me?
I'm dead.
-Sanjh, listen to me. -Shh.
Sanjh, listen to me. I beg you.
-Don't tell Dr Shishir. -Why are you sitting?
Stand up.
I'm giving you. Go.
-What are you looking at? Leave. -Yeah, go, go.
I'll explain everything. Wait, brother.
Please, come. I'll explain.
Keep this in your pocket.
What are you both doing in the supply room?
And who is this?
I need a certificate for 10 days,
exactly like the one of my son's 5-day certificate.
Whatever is between us, it's just physical and you know it.
Are these doctors or fraudsters?
One of them will definitely get suspended.
Your T and Dr Mathur's T match.