When my first drink got over, she repeated the order.
Then?
Bro, I drank four glasses of lassi within ten minutes.
I became high due to the sugar rush.
And then Nandini tried to take advantage of my intoxication.
She must have asked you to pay the bill.
No.
-She took me to her place. -That's enough. I can't hear anymore.
I can imagine the rest by placing myself in your position.
You have to hear what happened next.
Because I got to know Nandini's true colours that day.
Look, there was no one at her place. Even her cat had gone out.
Her house was completely dark.
I got scared and I asked her to turn on the lights.
Then she came to me and whispered in my ears
that I am so naughty.
Bro, I got very scared.
I ran away from there somehow.
-Kabir, why are you laughing? -Don't laugh.
-Dhruv, please make him understand.
-Sorry. -You all don't know where I am stuck.
She catches me anywhere I go.
She keeps texting me all the time and...
And she gets angry if I don't reply in five seconds.
She tells me that her love for me is as deep as the ocean.
Who will tell me that it's as toxic as the ocean?
Yes, bro. That's very toxic.
Do this. Break up with her.
-What? -Yes.
Sussu, I hope you know what Nandini wanted to do with you.
Bro, listen. Rascal, why do you want to break my relationship?
What relationship?
Capturing someone else's relationship is not the same as having one.
Look, bro. The blueprint is ready this time.
Look, Valentine's week is going to start now.
If Nandini is dumped by a fucktard like Sussu during this time,
think about how bad she will feel and how angry she will get.
And then she will go for revenge dating.
And then I will become her rebound.
Disgusting. You are so evil.
You are taking advantage of Sussu's innocence.
Even Sussu wants the same thing. Look how stressed he is.
Anyway, heartbreak during Valentine's week is more painful.
Yes.
Yes. That's right.
That's why I want to stay away from all this now.
I want to be single this Valentine's Day.
You have been single since LKG on Valentine's Day.
That's out of compulsion.
I want to be single by choice this time.
Me too.
I have decided.
I will break up with Nandini before Valentine's Day.
Wow, my lion, Sussu.
Well done.
Yes, baby.
No, I wasn't ignoring you. I was taking a piss.
Some people believe that love is the strongest emotion you can feel.
But the feeling which requires an entire week to feel, not just a day,
how strong can that be?
I feel
love
is confusing.
Love is complicated.
Happy rose day.
Love is not strong. It's stupid.
Happy rose day, Ritu.
I know there is still time for propose day to come but I really love you.
You are the 13th guy to say that today.
But that's okay. We can also be friends, right?
What? No. I have many friends. I want a girlfriend.
I love you, Ritu's best friend.
Because the strongest emotion
shouldn't require a specific date to feel it.
Like friendship.
That's why I am waiting for friendship day now.
Hello, friend.
This Valentine's week, I want to be with
my best friend and stay away from love.
Because love is...
Stupid.
Until you fall in love.
The dreadful week of love has started.
I don't know why all the one-sided lovers come out during February.
And they start showering you
with flowers as soon as Valentine's week starts.
Happy rose day, Chhaya.
Yeah. More like all the fools around.
I will get unnecessary attention this whole week now.
Which I don't want at all.
Hello, friend.
Because I want to pay all my attention to Dhruv.
Are you paying attention?
-Did you get it or not? That won't work. -What?
The idea that you proposed to me about proposing to Dhruv.
Why?
Because he might not be ready for it.
People can't handle money, truth and love if they get it all of a sudden.
I hope you have not subscribed to that motivational speaker, Sandeep.
No. But Sandeep Bhaiya from the colony.
He became an influencer as he couldn't crack UPSC.
I don't want to wait anymore.
-I want to tell Dhruv how I feel for him. -Tell him then.
But gradually.
True lovers don't celebrate Valentine's Day but Valentine's week.
You have to do the same.
Become anonymous and do cute things for Dhruv every day.
So that he can develop his feelings for you again.
And as soon as that comes out, you ask him out.
On 14th February. Okay?
-Hello, friend. -Hello, Sweetheart.
Hello, friend.
This Valentine's week, I want my best friend to fall in love with me.
In measure rain thy joy; scant this excess;
I feel too much thy blessing; make it less,
For fear I surfeit!
Now, take out your copies of Merchant Of Venice.
And open Act 3, Scene 2.
We will go over this again because this is the
dialogue that Portia says after Bassanio finally chooses...
I will go and break up my relationship.
Yes.
Rascal, I told you that I don't want to celebrate V Day.
That is why you kept this on my desk as a prank, right?
But look.
I will not be fooled.
Bro, I am too cool to fool you.
-That means you didn't do it. -Of course not.
If I had to waste a red rose, I'd have given it to Kavya.
-Bro, then who did it? -Don't know. Don't care.
Anyway, I don't want to be Sherlock. I want to be Saif from Kal Ho Na Ho.
Because Sussu is playing SRK and is setting me up with a girl.
It's the time to disco. Whom shall I kiss?
You were going to say something.
Yes, I wanted to confess.
Really? Me too.
Really? Then you should go first.
Because I am very scared.
Darn it. You are a scaredy cat.
Well, listen.
Nothing feels right these days.
When I am working at home,
I start thinking about you all of a sudden.
-Why? -Yes. Why?
We are together all day long at school but
I start texting you as soon as you leave.
-Why? -Exactly. Why?
I can't control myself when you come in front of me.
-I don't know why. -That's what I want to know. Why?
I thought about this and
-I think I know why. -Why?
I always thought I am too mature to feel like this about someone.
But clearly not.
Uh, Sus.
You make me feel like a school girl.
But you are a school girl...
You make me feel like this every hour of the day.
That's why...
That's why this has the same number of roses as the hours in a day.
Oh, that means 17 roses.
And that too the same colour that I wanted.
Thank you, Nandini.
Nandini, what you are feeling today,
I have been feeling that for a week now.
So, my feeling is five times your feelings.
-Really? -Yes.
Thank you, Nandini.
-Bye. -Bye.
He is number blind as well as colour blind. So cute.
-Hey, Sussu. Come here. -Yes.
Rascal, I sent you to break up with her. Why did you get red roses?
They are not red. They are yellow roses.
She friend zoned me before I could break up with her. Here you go.
Hey.
Their relationship is really toxic.
One is blind in love and the other is really blind.
Nandini.
Dhruv.
What happened? Why are you so stressed?
It's nothing. I thought I will stay away from love this whole week.
But I got a rose.
-What did you get? -I told you. A rose.
-Did you get a rose every day? -No, I got it just today.
-Then what are you getting every day? -Nothing.
-But you just said that you are getting a rose every day. -Yes, I got a rose.
Okay. So, you are getting a rose every day.
How can I get a rose every day? I just got it today.
Dhruv, I am getting confused. Which rose are you talking about?
Sussu, I am talking about a rose. What do you call a rose in Hindi?
-Hey. -Listen. Every day.
Not that. The other rose.
-Lotus. -Okay. This one?
This is called a rose.
Rascal, I will fuck your ass and keep these roses there.
And then I will keep them every day so that your ass is ripped.
Can you now understand the difference between the two?
-You keep doing this every day. -Dhruv.
Dhruv, I got it.
I should keep them in a vase. I am too good.
What do you think? Who could have done that?
I don't know.
But whoever she is, she is probably from your section.
Because if someone from another section came and kept it on your desk,
someone would have surely noticed it.
-Yes. -Right?
Who could it be from my section?
I am losing my mind as I have been thinking this since morning.
Let me do this. Let me throw it in the dustbin.
The problem will be solved then. Yeah.
No, Dhruv!
-I mean don't throw it away. -Why?
She put so much effort into it. She will feel bad.
If you don't want it, just ignore it.
Maybe it was for someone else but she kept it on my desk by mistake. Yes.
Otherwise, who would do such cute things for me?
Why do you say that, Dhruv?
Maybe you have a secret admirer.
It's best that the secret admirer remains a secret.
Bro, today is propose day.
You can change my name if I don't propose
to Anjali by climbing the water tank.
Bro, but the water tank of our school is underground.
Hey, she knows what's my favourite chocolate.
-So sweet, right? -No.
So creepy.
Sus.
-Do you know what's my favourite sweet? -What?
It's death
by chocolate.
-Nice. -Nice.
But friends don't sit like this.
You are right.
Sus, tell me. What's your favourite chocolate?
I am more of a... I like savoury items.
You are so funny. Oh my God.
Dark chocolate. It helps reduce blood pressure.
Happy chocolate day.
-Mister, it will be done, right? -Surely.
-He shouldn't get to know about it. -Don't worry.
This secret will leave this world with me.
Okay. Thank you.
Bye.
-You should be careful today. -Why?
Today is teddy day. Someone might grab you and gift you to someone.
-Brother, here you ice balls. -Thank you.
We will share one today.
Do you know what happens with this?
My earnings go down.
Love increases with this.
My tonsils are swollen.
I will go home and drink hot water.
Hi. Shall we share it?
Nandini.
Give me one kala khatta.
I promise I won't even see your face from now.
Ritu's friend, that's my childhood teddy.
Pratyusha didn't give it to me. I promise.
-Tripurari, what happened? -Today is hug day.
So, someone asked me to hug you.
-Who asked you to do this? -I can't tell you that.
-Please tell me. -No.
Well, happy hug day.
Nothing came as of now.
But who does so much for someone these days?
I know. It's creepy, right?
No. I think it might be a little cute.
One second. Please hold on. I will be back.
Chhaya, I will call you back. Okay.
Will you please sit down?
Dhruv.
What do you think? Who could have done this?
How would I know?
Who does such cute things by taking the effort of knowing my address?
You know, I have always done such things.
I have been that guy.
But someone is doing this for me this time.
It feels amazing to be on the receiving end.
Chhaya.
I think I like my secret admirer.
And I don't want her to be a secret anymore.
Please help me.
Please find out who she is.
Look, she made the first move this whole week. I will make the first move today.
She gave me surprises the whole week. I will surprise her today.
On Valentine's Day.
I am going to ask her out.
Tell me.
See. If you are scared to propose to me. I can do that.
You know I don't mind going down on my knees for you.
Nandini, be on your knees if you want to.
But today, I will stand up for myself.
Nandini, I tried a lot to feel good in your company but I can't do it anymore.
I mean everything was fine in the beginning.
But now, I feel suffocating now.
Nandini, I am sorry but I can't be with you.
No! Please don't misunderstand me. It's not you.
It's not me also. It's us.
It's us. Maybe we are not good together.
You should be with someone else.
I just...
I just can't believe it, you know.
You are breaking up with me.
On Valentine's Day.
Okay. Sussu.
If there is any issue, you know. We can talk about it. We can fix it.
Just tell me about it. We will figure something out.
Nandini, we have talked enough.
And anyway, Kabir thinks that we should break as well.
What is Kabir doing between us?
No! Kabir is not between us.
Kabir is right there. He is seeing us from there.
You know what? I do deserve someone better.
Stay away from me!
Both of you losers deserve each other.
Nandini.
You...
Your bad idea makes my situation worse every time.
So, that's what you also wanted that Dhruv is ready for love.
With me. Not with a random girl whom he doesn't even know.
When you will turn out to be the random girl
whom he liked already. He will feel good about it, right?
Everything is going as per the plan. Go on a date with him.
And reveal your secret identity.
-Chhaya. Hi. -Hi.
I am very nervous, Chhaya.
When will she come?
Please tell me who she is.
Won't the surprise be ruined if I tell you?
You can see her when she comes.
I hope I am looking fine.
-You always do. -What will I tell her?
I am not experienced in all this.
So, I don't want to embarrass myself.
Don't worry. Actually, I have prepared something for you.
Chhaya, you are the best.
I wanted to say so many things to you.
But on seeing you, my voice will fade away. That much I know.
So, whatever I have to say, I have written it here.
I may seem far but with every word you read, you will find me near.
You know me so well.
You are always on my mind and I am always thinking about you.
I feel we have always been together and you are not somebody new.
I just want to ask one thing.
Will you be my Valentine and keep my heart with you?
You wrote it so nicely.
How did you get this heart?
We have always been together and you are not somebody new.
Chhaya, no secret admirer is going to come, right?
She is already here.
I don't know if this is a prank
or what you have been doing this last week.
It's not a prank, Dhruv.
Neither this nor what I did the last week.
In fact, I wanted to tell you earlier.
-But I didn't know... -What did you want to tell me?
This?
Chhaya, we are friends.
But I love you.
No, you don't.
-Yes, I do. -No, Chhaya, you don't love me.
Dhruv, you can't tell me what I feel for you, right?
Really? I can't say that.
But you can tell me how I am feeling.
I was right when I said it then.
You were trying to replace Chhavi with me.
Great.
How stupid of me.
You know what?
You can never replace Chhavi. Do you know why?
Because she used to say whatever she wanted on my face.
I have been trying to tell you for a long time.
-I was scared that our friendship... -Which friendship?
The friendship was from my end.
You would have told me the truth if you took me as a friend.
Please don't say that, Dhruv.
I said, let's be friends.
Because I value our friendship.
The feelings can change with time and situations, right?
Accepting that is called maturity.
Why did you have to make things so complicated, Chhaya?
I can't keep changing my feelings according to your mood.
And if that is called maturity, then I am not so mature.
-And I don't want to be either. -Dhruv, listen.
Please listen to me. Nothing is complicated.
In fact, for the first time, everything feels so simple.
-Can't you see it? -No, I can't.
-Dhruv, I feel like... -I have heard what you feel.
What about what I feel?
Did you ever think about that?
Do you even care?
You just care about yourself.
You do what you feel like.
I don't even want to be friends with a selfish girl like you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Sussu, there are so many things in your basement.
What does your dad do?
He always tells me that he will explain that when I grow up.
And mom says that the business involves import and export.
Sussu, bring both Chinese vases.
Okay, dad.
-Come. I will introduce you to my dad. -Hey. t and export.